WEBVTT - A.P. Phone Home 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:13.760 Well is this Andy? Oh, hi Scott, Hi Andy. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:18.280 It feels so like interestingly we are talking to you 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:19.400 over a landline. 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.120 It's very strange. Well, I mean we've never done this before. 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:23.239 We're on the phone now. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:27.600 Yeah, this seems very eighties, nineties, early two thousands. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:29.440 Well, it's because you can't be here, you know. Before 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:31.280 we get into all that, let's play this. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:37.400 The only cereal with. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:44.000 These guys hate when you hand jam. All right, that's 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:44.440 enough of that. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.080 So yeah, it's blessed really loud over the phone. 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:51.960 Oh, I'm so sorry. How's your how's your ear drum? 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:53.760 You know it's broken, but I'm sorry. 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.520 Well, guess what this is Serial Killers? And we kind 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.200 of like we're rigging it together so we can have 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.920 an episode. It's at episode ninety eight, and it's Monday. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:06.080 Nice and Andrew is Andrew's hold up at his parents 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.360 house for the last three weeks. 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:09.560 Yeah, I need to get hold on. Do we have 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:10.480 plastic cups? 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:12.679 When you're not ready? 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.360 What else is new down stairs? Okay, I need to 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:17.520 get solo cups. I have this cereal. I just told 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:18.440 the solo cups. 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:19.280 Do you have spoons? 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.120 Uh? 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:22.040 Where? 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:24.039 Okay? 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:26.120 Is that Luna? Hi, Luna. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:28.720 Luna's not here, she's some boys. I don't know where 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:29.959 she might be up for a walk. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.000 Oh do you have milk at the house. I hope 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:34.880 it's regular milk. Is it regular milk? Is it cow milk? 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:39.440 Yes? It is cow milk, you idiot? Okay, wait, okay, 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:40.440 hold on. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:44.280 That's weird. Even your your landline is a little staticky. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:45.520 You got to put up the antenna. 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:49.840 Oh, hold on, okay, I got my three solo cups. No, 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.400 I'm running upstairs. Oh great, my mom is vacuuing. This 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:52.960 is great. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:59.120 This one's gonna be a fantastic episode. See me over 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.640 the phone. Let me talk over the vacuum here, just 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:03.160 so you know. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:09.520 They can hear the vacuum on it. It's okay, I 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:12.000 mean the vacuum can be heard every Okay, it's fine. No, No, 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:12.800 we'll make this work. 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:15.359 Don't you have like a little bunker that you can 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:18.320 go hide in a bunker? No, your little boy room 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.760 with the you know, the race car bed. Can you 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:21.160 go there? 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:23.480 Yeah? I have my race car bed upstairs. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.440 Okay, all right. So what I did was a couple 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:30.200 of days ago I overnighted Andrew some little little baggies 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.239 of cereal. And I guess if you got that from 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.440 anybody else, you would not even open the box because 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:38.120 it's really weird. But I said, Andrew, three little ziploc 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.160 baggies of cereal. He does not know what they are. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:41.960 I mean he could see them, but he doesn't know 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:43.160 what cereals they are. Correct. 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.600 Yeah, I think they're all checks mix and you're just 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:47.520 blying to me and I'm gonna pour milk on them 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:48.280 and they're not good. 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:50.800 No, they're not checks mixed. I didn't try any of them. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.760 So yeah, I mean, we can just get started. I 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.040 suppose how you've been over there? Everything good? I miss you. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:57.240 I haven't seen you in a long time. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.760 I missed you too, Scott. Everything is well here. I 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:00.480 can't complaint. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.960 Okay, good, Well, you should come into the studio so 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:05.520 we can do an episode ninety nine. 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:09.119 So you want me to drive into New York City 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:12.679 during a pandemic to do a podcast about cereal. That's 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:14.120 pretty good. I'm going to pass on that. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:18.600 Yes, but haven't you seen all the wonderful reviews that 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:20.880 we've been getting. People are loving that we're still doing this. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.200 Yeah, it's necessary and I'm happy that we can do 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:25.079 it over the phone. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:26.720 So that's just the way it's going to be from 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:27.040 now on. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.400 Well, I mean you need to get with the times 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.400 and get Skype, because then we could just do this 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:32.120 over Skype. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:33.960 Really, I know I have Skype, but how do we 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:35.320 do that? I don't understand. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:37.240 You can just record the call over Skype. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.280 Yeah, but then I can't play sound effects and stuff. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:41.680 Well you could just add those in later, like you 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:43.360 add things in anyway. 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.680 By the way, can I read a review that we 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:49.760 just got the other day from user name malto Maddie. 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:53.320 She says, I absolutely love this podcast. I've had to 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:56.040 reschedule my wedding because of the pandemic, but I've been 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:59.680 listening while replanning my wedding. It's my little piece of normalcy. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.080 Thank you. I am a spande. I especially love when 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:07.360 Danielle is on. I'm waiting for an opening song including 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:11.760 her ps multimeal rules. There you go, name brand rules. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:14.920 I love that. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:16.599 So you know what, We're gonna have to get Danielle 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.279 on for the hundred episode because that is coming up 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:19.240 one week from today. 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.360 Can you three way call people on this? 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.479 I have no idea. I mean, you know. Since I'm 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.440 so old, I am used to using landlines, but it's 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.760 very technical here. I have no idea. I'll have to 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.440 get an engineer to help me out. We probably can. 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.480 All right, let's get rolling. Who's no, No, Jeff hasn't 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.599 been here. He got quarantined. He's been gone for two weeks. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.760 I think he's coming back. We'll see. All right, let's 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.520 get to some cereal. So you have your little bagg's 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.320 in front of you. Yeah, would you like to start 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.680 with new or classic? First? New? You want to go 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.560 with new? Okay, So take out the bag. Take out 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:51.599 the bag that looks like squares, yeah, okay, and they're 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:52.600 two different colored. 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:54.480 Squares, gold and non gold. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:58.640 Okay, Yes, that is a brand new cereal from Cascadian 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.680 Farm Funs. 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.000 You say, okay, hold on. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.640 No Cascadian form. They only have one of them. Oh 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.719 farm farm singular farms farm. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.200 Wow, you even included too much, just like you do 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:12.880 in the studio. 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:14.920 Of course, have you tried it yet? And now you're 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:16.760 not lying right, you haven't gone in there. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.760 No, I haven't. Everything has saved sealed. 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:21.479 All right. So this is new from Cascadian Farms. It 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.960 is gluten free honey vanilla crunch. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:29.120 Oh, I love that. I'm using Kirkland Signature organic two 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:30.479 percent reduced fat milk. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:32.640 Oh, hold on, how to go down to the cereal fridge. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:34.680 That's good, we're using almost the same milk. I am 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:39.200 using one grass fed Maple Hill organic two percent reduced 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:39.719 fat milk. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:42.760 You know this used to be Price Club milk, but 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:44.000 then they switched over to Kirklind. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.760 Can we please not get into that again. By the way, 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:49.640 on the front of my milk container is Daffodil the 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:54.760 cow from Hidden Camp Farm in Canahanari, New York. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:59.080 Okay, mine just says it's pasteurized, so exacting. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.560 Well. It says milk the way nature intended. From pasture 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:05.480 raised cows, no corn, no grain, just grass. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.799 This says it was animal welfare certified, so I guess 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:10.560 they were nice to the cow mind sets. 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.839 It's better for cows, better for land, better for farmers, 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:13.839 and better for us. 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:15.599 Okay, we get it. Your milk is better. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.640 Let's just see yeah, all right, here we go. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:23.599 Okay, hmm, that's actually really good. 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:25.960 It's like an ice cream cone. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.960 I'd give it four boom. 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:31.360 It's sweet at first, but then the sweetness goes away 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:32.040 as you too. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.880 I like it. It was just delicious. 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:38.680 You love to rate really quick. I need to get 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:40.080 it a second in my mouth. 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:42.080 I'm a fan. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:44.520 It's not really all that sweet, even though on the 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.039 back it say, honey, you're so sweet. I will go 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.599 three bowls in a spoon. It's good, but it's not great. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:53.120 What does it mean because it's a good cereal. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:56.560 It is a good cereal, but it's not five bowl cereal. 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.440 Well, that's why I gave it four bolts in a spoon. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:00.880 So what you been doing over there? 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.000 Literally nothing? It's great. I've been doing tons of puzzles. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.840 Yeah. We both did the cereal box puzzle. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:07.920 No I did. You're still doing yours. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.400 I am still doing mine so far. I've got I 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.840 have all the corners done, and I have about four 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.840 boxes of the cereal completely. It's very hard. It's a 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:16.760 very hard puzzle. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.000 Yeah, my mom and I have been doing it. It's 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.520 really great when the two of us work on it 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.200 together because then you have someone who could do the 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.400 edges and it goes way faster. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.760 Froggy and Lisa got it for us for the holidays, 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:30.640 and it's funny because puzzles are sold out everywhere. Now 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.320 it's very difficult to get puzzles because everybody is, you know, 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:35.520 hankering down at home and doing puzzles. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.400 Well, I don't know who says hankering, but yes, that 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:39.920 is what's happening, hunkering. 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:43.920 They're hunkering down. You're just as enthusiastic at home as 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:44.520 you are here. 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:47.160 Yeah, I mean, it's what the extra rest is doing 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:47.400 for me. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.800 All right now, I've just been working every day, so 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.280 I'm glad you've been home with your feet up, really 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.200 not doing all that much. 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:56.000 Yeah, you know, I did make the cereal list that 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.080 you haven't posted yet. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.800 I didn't know why I was supposed to post that. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:01.040 Yes, you're the one who talks about it all the time. 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:01.800 You can post it. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:03.160 I don't know how where do I post it? What 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:04.960 do I do? Is there a link? I don't understand? 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:08.160 Yes, okay, all right, we'll discuss this afterwards. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.600 But you also never changed that red color like I asked. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.160 Oh okay, well happened today for you? Champ? 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:14.880 Remember that? Because the red is just like boof as 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:16.360 soon as you open it, and it makes your eyes 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:17.200 like go nuts. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.960 Yeah, well yours. I don't know probably some of whose 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.200 colorblind red. It doesn't happen that way already. 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.520 So let's go to the classic cereal. This cereal first 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:26.040 came out in two thousand and eight. It is a 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.080 Nature's Path variety. 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:29.720 Can I just guess which one it is? 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.000 You never will? But okay, oh wait, you mean you 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:34.240 made off the baggies that I gave you. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.200 Yeah, so is it the one with that looks like 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:39.480 trail mix. 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.040 Yes, it looks like animal feed. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:44.199 Yeah it has it's like it has flakes and. 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:48.480 Then that long thing and the other thing. Yes, So 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:53.480 that is an optimum power blueberry cinnamon flax cereal from 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:54.280 Nature's Path. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.400 I don't think I got a blueberry. Oh there's a blueberry. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:58.319 I'm gonna just take it out with my hand now. 0:08:58.160 --> 0:08:59.800 With improved blueberry taste. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.679 That's weird that you have to improve a blueberry taste. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:06.600 I don't know that plant powered protein, carbohydrates and fiber 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.760 with real wild blueberries. 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:12.600 H all right, well that sounds great. 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:16.280 Oh there's kamut in here. It's the thing that looks 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:19.200 like a puffed kind of barley looking puffed rice thing. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.040 See that, you see that piece. 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:25.160 The one that looks like a honey smack, sure. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.640 Yes, it's that one. Now. I did the Scotti shake 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:28.880 before I sent it to you, so you should have 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:30.120 gotten everything that's in the box. 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:33.040 I got one blueberry. You send me a whole bag, 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:34.560 and I have one blueberry. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:35.840 You know what. To be honest with you, I didn't 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.800 know there were any blueberries in this when I scent it, 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:39.800 So that's my bad. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.160 They kind of look like rabbit poop. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.160 Those are you ready to eat? Those sticks look like 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:50.800 those little sesame things that come in that mix. Wait, 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:51.560 don't eat it yet. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:52.559 It smells. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:54.240 I don't like doing this over the phone. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.240 Well, you're the one who insisted. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.800 But how else do you do it? You're not here Skype. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.240 I don't understand how that would work. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:02.800 You can just press screen record and it captures the audio. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:04.280 You would just plug in a USB mic. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:05.559 I don't know how to do any of that. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:07.160 You don't know how to plug in a USB MIC 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.600 into what? Into your computer? You edio. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:11.440 I don't have a computer here. I use a microphone 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:11.880 and a thing. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:13.559 No, you would do it at your house. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:14.760 I'm so confused. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.800 I'm so happy we're discussing this over the phone on 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:18.880 a podcast. It's great. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:20.240 If I do it at my house, I'm gonna have 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.440 my kids, my wife and my dog, and everybody's gonna 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:23.160 drive me crazy. 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.080 Yeah, but that'll be even better. 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.880 Okay, all right, let's try this stuff. I got so 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:28.800 many blueberries. 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:31.120 I have one my milk. 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:33.720 My milk is blue. That's how many I have. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.080 All Right, here we go one two days. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:41.160 I thought maybe I like it, but then I don't, 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:42.920 and then I do again, and then I don't again. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.560 It's interesting. I don't think it's for me. 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.120 The blueberries are just full of air and they're just 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:52.920 there's nothing in the blueberry at all. 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.880 Yeah, and then you're just left with like flax seeds. 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:57.920 It's not like the which is the flax? 0:10:58.320 --> 0:10:59.600 Does that thing blake? 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.359 I think that's in the flakes. They're flax flakes. 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:04.680 Yeah. I'm going to give it two balls in a spoon. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.360 I'm going to give it two bowls. I don't really 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.960 like it. I do like the blueberries. I'm a fan 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.960 of cereal fruit, and I do like the blueberries. 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:14.119 I think I like the flakes. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.440 I don't really taste cinnamon. I don't know where that is. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:17.680 What there's cinnamon in it? 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:21.520 What is called it's called Optimum Power Blueberry cinnamon flax. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:23.360 Yeah, there's no cinnamon in this at all. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:25.959 There's cinnamon blueberry. There's pictures of cinnamon sticks all over 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.400 the box and it says sprinkles of cinnamon. I don't 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:28.760 see it. 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:29.240 Not great. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.559 Oh ah, I just knocked over my milk. 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:35.600 Sorry, Now your studio is going to smell like throw up. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.240 Oh my god, that's the last thing that you need. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:40.480 All right, I'm giving you a warning. I'm going to 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.440 play something out over the phone, so please take it 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:43.240 away from your ear. 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:44.880 Okay, thank you for the warning. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:54.480 Welcome serial Killers b the Oh wait a second, Actually, yes, 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:58.040 it's a bonus box. But it's also this Cereal Killers 0:11:58.120 --> 0:11:59.720 in turn National. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.600 So weird to hear the jingles over the phone. 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.199 So we've been getting boxes of stuff even though you're 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:09.199 not here. People are still sending us things, and they 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.520 are arriving while it takes a long time to get 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:13.160 to us because there's nobody in the mailroom and I 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:16.720 have to go rifling through boxes upstairs. I did get 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:19.959 this box from Aphrodite. Is it aphrodite or it's aphrodite? Right, 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.080 you don't say aphrodite. It's aphrodite. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:23.360 What are you talking about. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.760 This person's name is A P h R O d 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.520 I t E. That's aphrodite, right, yeah, all right, so 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.880 she's from Long Island, from my hood. What's up, aphrodite? 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:33.040 Thank you very much? And she said us a box 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:36.520 of cereal from Dubai. Oh so there's some letters on 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.920 here that I can't read, but it is a NESTLEI 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.640 cereal and she found it in a little convenience store 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:47.360 in Dubai. It's made by Nestley and it's just called Fitness, 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:51.240 and it's the third and final bag that you have there. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:54.000 It's just called fitness, just fitness, fitness, and there's someone 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.800 like holding their hands up in the air. I guess 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.720 they're very fit. Fitness. Nutritious start is what it says 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:03.760 on the front. Original flavor with B vitamins and oats 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.320 and then a bunch of Arabic letters that I cannot read. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:10.160 It's high in fibery. I think that means fiber Okay, 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:14.520 wheat and oats and rice. Nestli Fitness has been designed 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:18.600 with selected delicious ingredients and whole grain wheat and oats. 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:22.000 Whole grain cereals contain B vitamins that help release energy 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.800 in your body from food. Choose Nestlei Fitness for a 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:26.400 nutritious start to your day. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.000 Why is everything Nestlie overseas? 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.480 Nestli is like King of cereals everywhere but the United States? 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.600 All right, I mean the box is a very flimsy 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:39.120 Is it a box or is it a bad No, 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:39.800 it's a boxer. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.280 Oh, Dubai does boxes. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.040 That's right. In the UAE, they rock boxes. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.960 Remember when they decided to crease those world islands and 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:50.839 then they just left them there? That was cool. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:52.319 No, I don't know what that means. 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:56.400 In Dubai, they started this project in the early to 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.480 late two thousand, uh huh, and they were going to 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:02.240 recreate the entire world by putting sand in the ocean 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.640 and doing man made islands. But they only did about 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.680 one or two of them. So now it's just these 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.720 giant sand pits sitting in like a fake earth formation. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.679 Really, isn't it very beautiful there? Though? And like very expensive? 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:14.040 Yes? Both. 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:18.880 And according to Aphrodite's note, the United Arab Emirates was 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:20.840 only founded in nineteen seventy one. 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:22.600 Yeah, it's a very young country. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.360 She says. They don't really manufacture their own cereal, it seems, 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.600 but these were purchased in the country in a convenience store. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:31.080 Okay, all right, I don't really love the. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:32.080 Way the flakes look. 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.080 But I guess I'll try this one tooth thing. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:42.840 Wait, was it ready? Okay, it's corner for you. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.840 They don't taste like anything like at all. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.040 It's just like slightly slightly sweetened brand flakes, is what 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:50.720 it tastes like to me. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.160 I don't even know if I'm getting any sweetness. It 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:56.240 just tastes flakes. I'm not a big fan. I'm going 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:57.680 to give this a bowl in a spoon. 0:14:57.800 --> 0:14:59.880 Really, I give it two bowls in a spoon. Oh 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:06.760 ingredient list, whole grains, wheat, oat flakes, sugar invert, sugar syrup, barley, 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:11.320 malt extract, salt, glucose, molasses, antioxidant. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.880 I just don't like it. I think it's pretty okay, Yeah, 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.320 I know it's not pretty okay to me, I just 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:19.880 don't like it. But I like aphrodity. That's nice to 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:21.080 perve to send something. 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:22.680 She sent to us. Another one too, which is exciting, 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:24.440 and then we'll get to that in a couple of episodes. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.400 From now. Oh, you're planning ahead for a complete breakfast. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:31.520 Have your cereals with skimmed milk, a glass of water, 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.280 and fresh fruit. That's what they recommend. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.400 Over the US, which is to eat it with an 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:39.520 egg and toast and cereal and butter, two different fruits. 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:42.800 Yeah, and butter. That's interesting that a complete breakfast over 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:45.720 there in the United Arab Emirates is water. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.680 Well, water is essential. I tell everybody to drink water. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:49.520 I don't drink water. 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:51.360 I know you don't. You drink iced tea and then 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:52.960 wonder why you're dehydrated all the time. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:54.880 It doesn't make any sense to me. If you take 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.640 a glass of water and you put a tea bag 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.320 in it, that's still water. It's just brown now. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.320 But tea is a diuretic, which means that you're constantly 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.160 pain which means you're just dehydrating yourself. 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:07.120 We have this argument all the time. You're supposed to 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:08.440 pee from water it flushes you. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:11.040 Out, yes, but not from iced tea, which is just 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.240 making you lose other things. You're an idiot. 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.320 All right, thank you, doctor Pog. I appreciate it. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:18.160 So you're so welcome. I'm happy you're taking my advice 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.320 and they're going to start drinking water instead of iced tea. 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.160 But is that it? I mean, I don't know. We're done. 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:24.800 I guess yeah, I guess so. I mean, unless you 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:26.880 have me send me any other bonus bags. 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:28.840 No, I didn't. I'm going to overnight you some more 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.320 stuff though. We'll do one more like this and then 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:31.440 we'll have to figure something out. 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:32.440 Yeah, like skype. 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:35.760 That's fine, but zoom I stuf to send you cereal though. 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:37.640 Yes, you'll send it to me and then we'll just 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.960 do it over skype er zoom, we see each other. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.920