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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the

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Speaker 1: right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 4: club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 5: Hi there, Did you know that there's people who say

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Speaker 5: Disney Lamb is the happiest place on earth? Apparently none

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Speaker 5: of them have ever been in my lap. Must be

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Speaker 5: the tall riot.

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Speaker 6: Guess I'm glad there's a requirement.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, resist the urge to call security and

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Speaker 4: have him removed from the premises. Instead, tell him you

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Speaker 4: think he looks handsome with his adult headgear at the bar.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that he should call you sometime to

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Speaker 4: hang out, and hopefully later on he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 4: voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 7: Hey Ashley me, I don't know if I ever told

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Speaker 7: you this, but I do more Chai, so you know

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Speaker 7: I can protect you. I know you couldn't see me,

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Speaker 7: but I just get a back flip right there. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: that was a flip push you were there to see it. Okay,

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Speaker 7: one more that was another back that was a good one. Anyways,

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Speaker 7: I'm going to say a little goodbye with his round house.

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Speaker 4: All right, you were twirling your hair during that entire message.

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Speaker 4: You're getting turned off. Was it the second back flip

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Speaker 4: that did it for you?

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Speaker 6: The front flip sounds like what happens after my kindergartener

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Speaker 6: watches too much power.

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Speaker 2: Like, hey, what's up? Battles eighty nine? How you doing?

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Speaker 2: It's as m R two D two. You know, I'm

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Speaker 2: just hitting you up because we squat it up on

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Speaker 2: call of duty and we were murking nube. But they're right,

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Speaker 2: it was a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: You got real game.

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Speaker 2: I'm into it because you know a lot of girls

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Speaker 2: on there are complete dog waters, but you were cracked

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Speaker 2: and it's hot. I think your katie ratio is super sexy. Uh,

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Speaker 2: because you know I'm a sweat, you're a sweat. Maybe

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Speaker 2: we sweat together.

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Speaker 4: Like I r L.

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Speaker 2: If you want to sweat it out with me, give

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Speaker 2: me a call instead of call of duty when maybe

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Speaker 2: we can get a little call of booty going. I

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Speaker 2: just made that up.

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Speaker 8: I just made that up.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you did. Expert comedian, Yeah, he had.

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Speaker 4: I feel like we need a little bit of a

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Speaker 4: translator because most of what he was saying kind of

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Speaker 4: went over my head.

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Speaker 6: Well, the sweating one, the sweat means you're really good.

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Speaker 6: You're so good at the game that you literally sweat.

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Speaker 6: You try so hard. If you're good at it, you

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Speaker 6: shouldn't have to try something.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like you don't break a sweat.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 6: A sweat means a try hard. It means you are try.

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Speaker 6: You are so good and you're doing you're pushing your

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Speaker 6: thumb so fast, so many kills.

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Speaker 3: My gamer chair is soaked right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Interesting.

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Speaker 4: Well, in case you want to hear all these we're

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Speaker 4: now putting our favorite loser line of the week on

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Speaker 4: the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. So make sure you go

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Speaker 4: can hear voicemails from some of the sweatiest people around

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Speaker 4: in a good way.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Tiffany, it's again. I wanted to follow up about

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Speaker 8: our conversation about Dorito's. Like I said at the bar,

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Speaker 8: I really don't think you should be eating any more.

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Speaker 8: A lot of people don't want to see it, but

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Speaker 8: they're symbols all around us. The doritos, they are triangle shaped.

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Speaker 8: Triangle is an ancient Masonic symbol tied to the Illuminati machine. Okay,

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Speaker 8: the triangle represents this pyramid of knowledge, and on top

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Speaker 8: of the pyramid there's this all seeing eye of providence.

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Speaker 8: And I want to remind you they're monitoring the things

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Speaker 8: we eat and put in our body to use against us.

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Speaker 8: So I know they're cheesy, they're salty, they're tasty, but

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Speaker 8: every bag of Dorito's you eat is giving power to

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Speaker 8: the Illuminati. Just remember that. I'm looking out for you.

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Speaker 4: You know how many times I've been wondering, when are

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Speaker 4: we gonna get a normal guy on here, and finally

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Speaker 4: we get way. I really want them to use their

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Speaker 4: power through doritos.

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Speaker 3: Good for them.

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Speaker 6: I'm forgidding. But there's literally about to be text coming

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Speaker 6: in any second of someone who's like, finally someone under

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Speaker 6: saying these conspiracies are true.

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Speaker 3: Doritos are bad, but Fridos are so cool.

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Speaker 6: Right rectangle, Yeah, that's not an Illuminati symbol.

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Speaker 3: It's only a shape issue. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're saying, hey, I'm calling because you

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Speaker 1: gave me your number and I'm I wanted also say

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry because I'm really embarrassed about you know how

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Speaker 1: things went down, and you know when you were putting

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Speaker 1: your number into my phone. I know, I know I

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Speaker 1: should not have reached my hand into your purse, but

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Speaker 1: it I thought I saw your wallet like coming out,

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Speaker 1: so I wasn't trying to take it. I was just

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Speaker 1: trying to make sure it was pushed all the way

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Speaker 1: down inside, like all the way to the bottom. And

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Speaker 1: I swear I you probably thought I was like some

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Speaker 1: sort of creep pulling a fast one, like trying to

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Speaker 1: rob you or something, but I wasn't. I have money,

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Speaker 1: I'm going great, I'm I.

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Speaker 8: I shop the whole foods.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm thinking of ways to try and make

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Speaker 1: it up to you, and and I think I would

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Speaker 1: like to invite you and your friend to come see

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Speaker 1: my Blue grim As band play. We're called Harmonica Lewinsky

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Speaker 1: and we're pretty good. I gotta say. Verage covers mostly

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Speaker 1: all original stuff, and you can leave your person home

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Speaker 1: and the beget a tree.

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Speaker 3: It's free. Did not land, I did it.

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Speaker 6: I did it. Don't all men know and people in general,

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Speaker 6: you just don't touch a purse. No, I'm scared.

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Speaker 3: To I just think the best band name of all

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Speaker 3: time is Harmonica and their sucond and blowing Ye just

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Speaker 3: a little too literal. Oh my god, they all wear blue.

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Speaker 4: Where you can listen a Loser line regularly at this

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Speaker 4: time every week, and check out us on YouTube That

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Speaker 4: Broke and Jeffrey for more hilarious voicemails.

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