WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Bro Code Yump Hunter

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<v Speaker 1>your phone tap is special. A young lady reached out

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<v Speaker 1>to us recently wanting to phone tap her dad because

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<v Speaker 1>her family has a late cabin and she's about to

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<v Speaker 1>take her new boyfriend there that nobody else has met yet,

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<v Speaker 1>so the big get together. We thought it'd be a

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<v Speaker 1>good idea for Jose to pose as the boyfriend and

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<v Speaker 1>just go over some basic brocode with Dad. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you'll be cool, right, super cool? Yeah? How hard could

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<v Speaker 1>it be? Right? Probably really hard? It's your phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>right now. As on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this

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<v Speaker 1>Delilah's pop Robert? Um? Yeah? Who's it Roberto? What's up? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>This is her boyfriend Brady? Oh, okay, how's it? It's okay, dude?

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<v Speaker 1>I am self stoked to go to your lake bro.

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<v Speaker 1>That cabin vibe. I could just feel it already. Super chill,

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<v Speaker 1>am I right. Yeah, it's a very special place, that's

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Dude, no cap, what's your name? It's Brady,

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean you can call me bro d. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't even met you yet, so I'll just stick with Brady.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh tight, And uh, Delilah never mentioned to me that

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be calling, so I didn't know anything about this.

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<v Speaker 1>My bad for the sneak attack, not my intention. So

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<v Speaker 1>can I ask why you're calling me? Oh? Well, first,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to introduce myself, you know, make a good

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<v Speaker 1>first impression with the pop pops. And second, I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of wanted to go over like our bro code for

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend. You know, I have no idea what you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. Brady. You know bro code, Like you're a bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a bro. It's nice to be on the same

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<v Speaker 1>like bro page together. I'm not your bro. I'm Delia's father.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, I'll be more formal, mister Browski. I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go over some bro codes real quick. So

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<v Speaker 1>first things first, if one of us dies while lifting weights,

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<v Speaker 1>you add more weight and then call nine one one,

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<v Speaker 1>because then it looks like I was like getting ripped

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<v Speaker 1>and that's why I died. I hate to disappoint you,

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<v Speaker 1>but we don't have any weights up with the cabin,

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<v Speaker 1>so oh what that's all good? I can bring my

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<v Speaker 1>own anyway. Look, I heard you have some sweet bars

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<v Speaker 1>by that lakehouse. Yeah, I guess there's a couple and

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<v Speaker 1>aren't that far away. But you know, once swore with

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<v Speaker 1>the cabin, you don't really want to leave. You just

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<v Speaker 1>hang out there. No, it's cool. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure, like when we go out, you and me,

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<v Speaker 1>when we're like bro bonding, you're not gonna like block me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if something goes down, you feel what was

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<v Speaker 1>that like? Per se when we're hunting for yumps? Right? Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what did you say? Yumps? What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>You've never been yump hunting before. Let me let me

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<v Speaker 1>give you a little advice here. Bro, if you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be staying at our cabin with our family, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to change your language and speak in a way that

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<v Speaker 1>people will understand you. Okay, that's what I won't be

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<v Speaker 1>sus my bad. Hey, jerk off, I said, talk normal,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? You're the boss, Rob, boss and Rob? Right,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you say? Listen? Bro? The number one most

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<v Speaker 1>importsnte rule of Bro code is never stared directly at

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<v Speaker 1>another naked bro. What the hell I mean that's numero uno.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be hard for you to pull off because

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<v Speaker 1>I've been juicing. Oh good lord, this cannot be happening

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<v Speaker 1>to me right now. For example, when we go swimming

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<v Speaker 1>naked at night together, right, just a vertu your eyes

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<v Speaker 1>like Strolder. Okay, we're not gonna go swimming naked at

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<v Speaker 1>night together or during the day like we canna swim

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<v Speaker 1>naked together anytime, but it's bro bonding. Bro, We're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna miss out on that. Oh my god, take off

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<v Speaker 1>the trunks and look for the jumps. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to Delilah because this whole conversation is really making

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<v Speaker 1>me rethink. Heven, you come up as a cabin bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You're freaking me out. You sound like a really weird man. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you. Would it totally freak

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<v Speaker 1>you out if I told you I'm not really your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter's boyfriend. No, that would not freak me out. That

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<v Speaker 1>would actually make me very happy. Well, then I should

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<v Speaker 1>probably tell you this is actually Jose for the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>a phone tap on you. Bro, I'm not dating your daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay again, that makes absolutely no send to me. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me explain your daughter, Delilah. She listens to our show.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a big fan. She set you up for all

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<v Speaker 1>of this. She knows you're on edge about meeting her

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend for the first time, so she wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>mess with you. Man, Well, thank god you're not the

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<v Speaker 1>person dating my daughter. All seriousness, though, I will keep

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<v Speaker 1>my weekend open and you and me. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>like him, I'll come up there. We'll hunt for jumps.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, I have no idea. What does that even means?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my many fathers have told me that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure they have the week of every morning with funk

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<v Speaker 1>tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning