WEBVTT - Episode 38: You Shouldn't Say Anything

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick, Yes, starting week

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<v Speaker 1>two and speaking a week bad Larry. What what happened? Damn?

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<v Speaker 1>I just looked up last year. I was down nine

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<v Speaker 1>units after the second week, and remember I chipped in

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<v Speaker 1>the next hole. It's a golf match. We got along.

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<v Speaker 1>You play the front nine to get to the back nine. Damn. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I had you minus nine units minus. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>had minus tenure. Yeah, okay, so I think you're minus

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<v Speaker 1>nine on the season according to Terray, that's correct. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>down nine units, same place was last year. We all

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<v Speaker 1>know how that ended up. Dylan is plus six teen units. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sort not a lot of commentary. I don't really have

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<v Speaker 1>any explanation for it. Yeah, okay, that makes a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of sense. And shape unit Yeah, I grabbed one. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>he's got one. Uh so, Shay is even you were

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of neutral. What happened? I'll tell you what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>The NFL happened to me. That's what happened. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL with a passion. The lines are too tight.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody watches the NFL. Shouldn't be betting on the NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have a problem. Larry lost every bet. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have that big of a problem. Say, you did

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<v Speaker 1>save me because I took your under liberty in too

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<v Speaker 1>far later Tennessee and with the Dolphins College Tennessee and

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<v Speaker 1>Miami Dolphins. Um saved my week. But yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bad week. We have them. Yeah, uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Larry lost on Ohio against Penn State, Notre Dame against Marshall.

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<v Speaker 1>You lost your your three team ten point teaser. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>you lost a couple of teasers in the NFL. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's go over those. Let's go over those two NFL teasers. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the Giants. I got again. I got the

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<v Speaker 1>Raven Titans against against the Giants, the Titans. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving what I'm getting you. I'm given a half a point.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a hair getting How about I recap it, Larry? Thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a half a point the down, thirteen up

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<v Speaker 1>and at half time before a touchdown one or seven

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<v Speaker 1>ago in a game and go for two. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>my giants. They never do that, and then everyone forgets about.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I miss the forty seven yard field goal that

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<v Speaker 1>would have won the tease for me. The other name,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm given a half a point. The other tease, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>given a half a point? Are you giving me? Come on, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't say anything. You went over there. They're people

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't bet, who did as well as you did.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll thank you you didn't. You didn't hit one, Okay? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan did well? Uh? Is there something that stands out here?

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<v Speaker 1>The big dog parlay? So the big dog parlay failed

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<v Speaker 1>me this week. And actually, what's funny is I literally said,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, of these four games, Michigan State is

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<v Speaker 1>definitely gonna be the one that fox me. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>the only one that the only one that covered UM Tennessee.

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<v Speaker 1>That one was actually that shouldn't have covered minus six

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<v Speaker 1>and half the went and I was like, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>way this happens. And then sure enough Georgia's State kind

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<v Speaker 1>of similar to UM. I actually ended up. So I

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<v Speaker 1>took the Ravens mind a seven in the NFL, but

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<v Speaker 1>I also did alternate spread minus uh nineteen, which covered

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<v Speaker 1>covered until the last minute against the goddamn Jets, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they'd get a garbage time touchdown and can't even

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<v Speaker 1>kicked the extra point too, So that was kind of infuriating.

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<v Speaker 1>But Ravens seven hit Texas plus seven UM Giants, Titans

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<v Speaker 1>under Bronco, Shawks under, I'm back on the over under

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<v Speaker 1>training Shay had his big mortgage bet Liberty and U

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<v Speaker 1>a b under hit it like a Northern Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you crushed that one. Uh you lost on Washington State Wisconsin. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you got Oklahoma State minus leven against Arizona State. NFL

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't do well? What that Jaguar Commanders game? Anybody

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<v Speaker 1>watched that? Anybody here give a sh about the NFL?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty four points scored in the fourth quarter. Give me

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking break, that's how Give me a Jaguars scored

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<v Speaker 1>all last season. Had break that. That's not true. They

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<v Speaker 1>did score more than that. The under was forty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Their Ravens minus seven against the Jets. Congratulations, that one

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<v Speaker 1>seemed too obvious. That brings us to Week two, And

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<v Speaker 1>since Dylan is the man you get to start, let's

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<v Speaker 1>start with college football, all right, Dan, once again, fading

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<v Speaker 1>the Mormons. Uh, Cougar the Mountain Cougars um Oregan minus

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<v Speaker 1>three and a half against b y U. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>publicly is with you. Okay, h no, the public. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the public's on by U. Actually, Oh, you took

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<v Speaker 1>organ because I I loved b y U last week

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<v Speaker 1>against Baylor. Yeah, I should have loved that. What could

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<v Speaker 1>I love bailing? All right? Okay, uh so most of

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<v Speaker 1>the people like b Yu. You're taking Oregan. Um. The

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<v Speaker 1>chickens have to come home to roost at some point

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<v Speaker 1>for appelation states, I'm taking Troy money line plus three seventy.

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<v Speaker 1>I forget what they were against the spread, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was a healthy one. So Troy money line versus app state.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Uh, do we know what the number is

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<v Speaker 1>on that is? Uh? Ray is is looking at this

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<v Speaker 1>because that would be helpful for people? Yes, it would.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what the money line is? I leave

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<v Speaker 1>it's plus. How do we have a gambling podcasting? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have the numbers to gamble? Roy is plus three

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<v Speaker 1>seventy and they're plus twelve and a half. That's I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know that. The twelve and a half. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know that. So you have money line. You

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<v Speaker 1>have Troy beating up State straight up. So that's where

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to know just what the number is so

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<v Speaker 1>they know that this is an incredible call by Dylan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully Okay and app State, Uh, college game day is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be there. They're gonna be hyped. And you say

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna do They're gonna lose. So I see them

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<v Speaker 1>being built to fail college. They're all pumped on college

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<v Speaker 1>game day being there. All right, what else do you have? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking Washington minus three against Michigan State because Michigan

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<v Speaker 1>States now your team. Yeah, I thought that's a night

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<v Speaker 1>game at Washington. I like that ship too, Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>raising Michigan State fans fade him to who cares about Ray?

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<v Speaker 1>I agree? I know what else do you have? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I got out of the things to do. I got

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<v Speaker 1>um Vandyne say, oh, we're here drinking what are those

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<v Speaker 1>things called? Drink in it? So that makes me happy

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<v Speaker 1>and they can't smell it on your breath when you

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the this is my lunch break. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate you. By the way. People always want to know

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<v Speaker 1>what Shay looks like. And I said, and I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to Seaton. They said, Ricky Rocket, who's the drummer for

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<v Speaker 1>the band Poison? Come on, they're they're obviously Ricky Rockett,

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<v Speaker 1>the drummer from Have you ever been told you look

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<v Speaker 1>like Ricky Rocket? Not even with a mask on? Okay? Never? Alright, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you google Ricky Rocket from Poison, say hello, touche

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<v Speaker 1>Ricky Rocket with twelve frescas for lunch. All right, here

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<v Speaker 1>you what else do you have here? Vandy money line

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<v Speaker 1>against Northern Illinois plus one. Um, I think Vanderbilts actually

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<v Speaker 1>been a little disrespected, to be honest, and they're all smart.

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<v Speaker 1>So by who the public the Vanderbilt is disrespect Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they have. They have done themselves dirty. And then Clemson

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<v Speaker 1>minus thirty four against law Tech. This is shot Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>law Tech. It's a big number. Do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>big team. Do you have a big dog parlay? As

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<v Speaker 1>we've said, I'm a slow learner, so I'm going back

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<v Speaker 1>to the big dog parlay. Well, Baylor minus thirty Ohio

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<v Speaker 1>State minus thirty two, and then I'm tying back in

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<v Speaker 1>Clemson minus thirty four, and that pays out about six

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<v Speaker 1>to one. All right, let me ask bad Larry. Since

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<v Speaker 1>Larry lost every bet last week. Do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>college football bet this week? I do not have one

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<v Speaker 1>college football bat, Dan. I just put in the NFL,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to take the Chiefs tonight. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, I'll get back to you. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see we were going to do college football here,

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<v Speaker 1>so I got no college okay, alright, uh shay, college

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<v Speaker 1>football this week and then we'll get to the NFL. Alright, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>college football this week. I got the fighting Bowling Greeners

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<v Speaker 1>or sixteen and a half. It's a big let down

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<v Speaker 1>spot for Marshall after the Notre Dame win. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>about spotting, right there. Miami plus five and a half

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<v Speaker 1>against tam Ou, I got you five. You've got five.

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<v Speaker 1>You would wouldn't you here? We're go. You got five

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<v Speaker 1>With Miami plus five? That locker rooms and shambles. A

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<v Speaker 1>quarterback plays awful sucking that half points definitely going to

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<v Speaker 1>be you know it is, you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And there are a lot of people who like Miami

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<v Speaker 1>this week. Dogs, I don't know why that makes me

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<v Speaker 1>feel fun. And the Ducks, I'm laying the three and

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<v Speaker 1>a half with Dylan. I think the Mormons come back

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<v Speaker 1>down to earth cougars. Yeah, well maybe they have a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of diet cokes on the bus and I get

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<v Speaker 1>all out of whack coos and their magic pajamas at night.

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<v Speaker 1>You know we're not doing that. We're not doing that. Okay, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>NFL back to you, Dylan, since you dominated last UM tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking Chargers money line plus one sixty five primetime

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<v Speaker 1>dog spot, um, and I'm taking Steeler is minus three

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<v Speaker 1>alternate line against the Patriots. I believe they're plus two,

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<v Speaker 1>so that would pay out at a plus one in Pittsburgh.

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<v Speaker 1>Banged up Mac Jones with Trasky. I'm a Mitch believer. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, still am. Let me check with Ray

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<v Speaker 1>on the alternate line because he had Steelers minus three. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the that's the alternate line. So it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>the real line is Steelers plus two, so plus our

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<v Speaker 1>Steelers minus three is plus one. It's never easy with you,

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<v Speaker 1>never is uh. And you knew what was going on upstairs,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's a mess and nausea Harris expected to play. Okay, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what else you have? Um? Packers minus ten against the

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<v Speaker 1>Bears on Sunday night. They just in Lambeau the Packers

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<v Speaker 1>just shipped on the Bears, alright, they also beat him, Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they do both, Um and then Panthers Giants under forty

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<v Speaker 1>three and a half. I've decided I'm just taking every

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<v Speaker 1>Giant's under until they hit it over and then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>probably keep doing it anyways. Okay, bad Larry, Are you ready? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I got my team's ready. Okay, because it used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to go to Larry because Larry dominated last year.

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<v Speaker 1>This year he's just sort of and Larry the and

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<v Speaker 1>is big yeah and doing a lot of work there

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<v Speaker 1>and emphasized bad Larry. Okay, down none, damn not worried.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go back on my Giants fan wagon. I

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<v Speaker 1>like I like the coach's call minus two of the Panthers,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I want them to bed against the Jets forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Um Brown's minus six against the Jets. It's six and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. Of course, that's fine. Ravens minus three or

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<v Speaker 1>three and a half, three and a half, Ram's minds

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<v Speaker 1>ten against the Falcons. Okay, Rams aren't a very good

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<v Speaker 1>against the spread team. Just they got lap last week,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if we use that. We just

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<v Speaker 1>say they got beat. What's what's going on with the

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<v Speaker 1>language language? He shook it up last week. Yeah it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that bad, No it is. We can't do that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got the Rams minus ten and a half. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I get punished for using them. No, I'm gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>it eleven here in a minute. Um, what else? You

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<v Speaker 1>Bengals minus eight? It's the Bengals, not Bangles Bengals. We

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<v Speaker 1>went over that last yes, and you didn't learn it's

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<v Speaker 1>not Bangles Daddy minus eight against the Cowboy against cowbel

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<v Speaker 1>Cincinnati minus seven? And and the Bengals is a band.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bengals is a team. What else? Correct Angles minus seven?

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<v Speaker 1>And the Eagles minus two and a half against the Vikings.

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<v Speaker 1>It's two wow two the row? Um the two units.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I want to add I'm gonna take the

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<v Speaker 1>Chief's minus the four against the Chargers tonight. Just have

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<v Speaker 1>something to do. Who is it at four? Right now? Yeah? Nikes? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, say we already got your college. Now let's

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<v Speaker 1>turn our attention to the NFL. This is where I

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<v Speaker 1>give it all back. It doesn't matter, none of this

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<v Speaker 1>is real. I got Bears plus ten. There's too many

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<v Speaker 1>points in the NFL. I don't care at the fighting Hiahuascas.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's out of his element, Danny. He looks

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<v Speaker 1>shell shocked on the sideline against the Vikings game. I

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<v Speaker 1>lost all kinds of money on him. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>he's in the right place. What do you mean the

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<v Speaker 1>fighting Hiawaska. I know I know who it is, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you see the picture of him on the sideline

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<v Speaker 1>with his eyes all glassed over? Yeah, let's say he

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<v Speaker 1>was high at the game. You've had that look before.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a couple more of these. I'll have it

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<v Speaker 1>a game. I need to get Rogers a pair of

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<v Speaker 1>shades for the sideline something. Okay, So the Bears plus ten,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a ten. And then I got Baker Mayfield plus

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half against the Giants. You don't still suck,

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<v Speaker 1>you get Oh the line moved in my favorite look

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<v Speaker 1>at it. By the way I got all these lines,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have gotten two and a half. That a

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<v Speaker 1>good money to good money is on Baker. That's good

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Okay. So the Panthers plus is the one

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<v Speaker 1>who comes up with these lines via draft? Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>did it on I bet these on draft kings. This time.

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<v Speaker 1>I just laid it all down yesterday. Okay, So Panthers

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<v Speaker 1>plus two, all right, I'll take it. Panthers plus against

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Jones an okay, okay, all right, And then I

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<v Speaker 1>got the Lions land one and a half against Commanders.

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<v Speaker 1>Carson Wentz is a ginger and he ain't, so that

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<v Speaker 1>was easy for me. Do you despise any ginger, like

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<v Speaker 1>like Nicole Kidman, Well, it's not that I despise him, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that I know that they have no chance

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<v Speaker 1>for the afterlife and somebody that can't participate in either

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<v Speaker 1>heaven or hell, like you can't trust them, Danny, you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>But they have no motivation. This is based off the

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys coach. No, no, my mom was a ginger. My

0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.840
<v Speaker 1>mom was a ginger. Oh yeah, full blown. I'm German, Irish, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot of ginger. Does your mom know that you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I tell her all the time. I wish I could

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<v Speaker 1>see in heaven when you die, but sorry, you're a ginger.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't no soul. Their soul is Danny flying south for

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<v Speaker 1>the winter. That's it. They're just they just disappear when

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<v Speaker 1>they die. I did not know that it's a fact. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So no ginger, So the ginger ginger, Cooper Rush, flaming ginger, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not going to take the Cowboys, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I would bet against them within the lines moving you

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<v Speaker 1>have to say, having your quarterback of red haired just

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't look right. But see I I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like that Bengal that moved too far? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's Cooper. Is Dak that much of an improvement

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<v Speaker 1>over Cooper Rush that you would go from favored by

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<v Speaker 1>two to now a seven point underdog. That's a wide swing. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand that. I think the Cowboys were overvalued.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what it is. The receivers, they're overvalued every year.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know Daniel Jones? Yeah? No, has played? No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know Daniel Jones has played in thirty nine games?

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<v Speaker 1>How many interceptions do you think he's had in thirty

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<v Speaker 1>nine games? Thirty four? All right, I'm gonna say that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then same amount of thirty nine he's had thirty

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<v Speaker 1>interceptions in thirty nine career games. How about fumbles? How

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<v Speaker 1>many lost fumbles? Says Danny jan bad Larry, A lot,

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<v Speaker 1>A lot you're right. Seven thirty seven fumbles lost in

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<v Speaker 1>thirty nine career games. That's a millionaire machine. He gets

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<v Speaker 1>stripped like twice a game, so in in in thirty

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<v Speaker 1>nine games, he's had sixty seven turnovers. Does he have

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<v Speaker 1>carny hands? And I not know that? Does he have

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<v Speaker 1>tiny hands? I don't that from the NFL. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember that from the Kenny pick a hands. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it was anything of note. When he was coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of the combine. It sounds like he's got carny hands.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem. Anything else bad, Larry. I I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like got picked on you a little bit today because

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm really happy to I deserve it. As

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<v Speaker 1>long as you added my chief's minus four, We're good. No, No,

0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:10.040
<v Speaker 1>we did. We did ray is here and we taped

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<v Speaker 1>this and you're on the money line doing charges money

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<v Speaker 1>us set. Okay, anything else? All my bets are one unit?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh no, I did the Big Dog parlay again. All

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<v Speaker 1>years are one unit. Yes, all my bets are one

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<v Speaker 1>unit this week? Okay, I got bad lariat two units.

0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:33.520
<v Speaker 1>It's a little sounds like you're chasing there, tilted once.

0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:37.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm down nine units and I'm really loving my uh

0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:41.879
<v Speaker 1>future bets I can borrow against the Cowboys, and the

0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:44.720
<v Speaker 1>Dolphins looked at like that eighth a lock. You took

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<v Speaker 1>the under on the Cowboys future? Right? Yeah? Was it

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<v Speaker 1>ten and a half or ten even after Dan moved

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<v Speaker 1>from ten and a half of ten? That's right, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>And now they say Dacks out for the next four games.

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry Jones talking s h I t to the to

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<v Speaker 1>the actual season ticket holders. That's all he's doing. He's

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to sell tickets. He ain't gonna come back

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<v Speaker 1>for seven weeks, and I might be able to collect

0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:11.359
<v Speaker 1>that Cowboys bet. Yeah, I think that I wish he

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<v Speaker 1>did not do that to Doc where he gives you

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, we're not going to put him on

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<v Speaker 1>the IR because we expect him back in four games,

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<v Speaker 1>real quick healing. If you talk to Dock, he knows

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<v Speaker 1>that he'll be back real soon. And it's not fair

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<v Speaker 1>to Dock now if he doesn't come back after four games,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, what's wrong? And he is going to jump

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<v Speaker 1>all over. Can't come back? Not tough enough? Blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>Were still be back in four weeks after consulting, no

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<v Speaker 1>medical professionals whatsoever. But I love the Jerry. It's like

0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Jerry was in there and went scalpel like he's in surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Dr Jerry. Dr Jerry scotch in his open wounds

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<v Speaker 1>and then sealed it up. It was with his BOATX.

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<v Speaker 1>I got taken alleged. All right, guys, sorry, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>cover myself. I got shake face. Don't move, Danny. The

0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:08.680
<v Speaker 1>eyes drift back and forth a little bit. How about

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<v Speaker 1>we we wrapped it. What do you have here? Ray?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make a bet with Dylan with Michigan State. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want State plus three. I win. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>do the hot dog chucking the beer thing that was

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<v Speaker 1>went viral on on Twitter the other But that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a punishment dog after the hot dog straw. Yeah right now, Yeah, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a punishment. You have to you have to

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<v Speaker 1>think you I'll take the bet and then you come

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<v Speaker 1>back to me. You want to do the pie instead? Yeah,

0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:42.600
<v Speaker 1>pot pie, chicken, pot pie, chili pie face. Yeah, not

0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:48.000
<v Speaker 1>like hot or like warm. Look up, Ricky Rocket, that's

0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:54.280
<v Speaker 1>the guy. Yes, Ricky Rocket, the drummer. Poison Poison is

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<v Speaker 1>the name of the band, Oh God. The Bengals and bang.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, how about how about we just wrap this

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<v Speaker 1>up here all right before all right, okay, that's okay

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<v Speaker 1>until next week. I'm not good luck for you this week,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Larry, I'll take it, but good luck to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, buddy, by lay, bye bye layer, by shape,

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<v Speaker 1>by doing my dad. Oh wait wait wait wait, before

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<v Speaker 1>we go, I gotta say, Chase got his podcast there

0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:29.880
<v Speaker 1>and you can go to uh Shay and Irving podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, just google it on the Apple iTunes however

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<v Speaker 1>that works. We're all over it, okay, and you and

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<v Speaker 1>your your co host, co host Hammer Dave tay Hawks

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<v Speaker 1>in Austin, Texas. That's right, okay, alright, so now we're

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<v Speaker 1>officially done. All right, okay, all right,