Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick, Yes, starting week
Speaker 1: two and speaking a week bad Larry. What what happened? Damn?
Speaker 1: I just looked up last year. I was down nine
Speaker 1: units after the second week, and remember I chipped in
Speaker 1: the next hole. It's a golf match. We got along.
Speaker 1: You play the front nine to get to the back nine. Damn. Okay,
Speaker 1: I had you minus nine units minus. I think I
Speaker 1: had minus tenure. Yeah, okay, so I think you're minus
Speaker 1: nine on the season according to Terray, that's correct. I'm
Speaker 1: down nine units, same place was last year. We all
Speaker 1: know how that ended up. Dylan is plus six teen units. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sort not a lot of commentary. I don't really have
Speaker 1: any explanation for it. Yeah, okay, that makes a lot
Speaker 1: of sense. And shape unit Yeah, I grabbed one. Yeah
Speaker 1: he's got one. Uh so, Shay is even you were
Speaker 1: just kind of neutral. What happened? I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 1: The NFL happened to me. That's what happened. I hate
Speaker 1: the NFL with a passion. The lines are too tight.
Speaker 1: Everybody watches the NFL. Shouldn't be betting on the NFL.
Speaker 1: But I have a problem. Larry lost every bet. I
Speaker 1: don't have that big of a problem. Say, you did
Speaker 1: save me because I took your under liberty in too
Speaker 1: far later Tennessee and with the Dolphins College Tennessee and
Speaker 1: Miami Dolphins. Um saved my week. But yeah, it was
Speaker 1: it was a bad week. We have them. Yeah, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: Larry lost on Ohio against Penn State, Notre Dame against Marshall.
Speaker 1: You lost your your three team ten point teaser. Uh
Speaker 1: you lost a couple of teasers in the NFL. So
Speaker 1: let's go over those. Let's go over those two NFL teasers. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got the Giants. I got again. I got the
Speaker 1: Raven Titans against against the Giants, the Titans. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: giving what I'm getting you. I'm given a half a point.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a hair getting How about I recap it, Larry? Thanks,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a half a point the down, thirteen up
Speaker 1: and at half time before a touchdown one or seven
Speaker 1: ago in a game and go for two. They're not
Speaker 1: my giants. They never do that, and then everyone forgets about.
Speaker 1: Then I miss the forty seven yard field goal that
Speaker 1: would have won the tease for me. The other name,
Speaker 1: I'm given a half a point. The other tease, I'm
Speaker 1: given a half a point? Are you giving me? Come on, Larry,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't say anything. You went over there. They're people
Speaker 1: who didn't bet, who did as well as you did.
Speaker 1: I'll thank you you didn't. You didn't hit one, Okay? Uh,
Speaker 1: Dylan did well? Uh? Is there something that stands out here?
Speaker 1: The big dog parlay? So the big dog parlay failed
Speaker 1: me this week. And actually, what's funny is I literally said,
Speaker 1: I was like, of these four games, Michigan State is
Speaker 1: definitely gonna be the one that fox me. And it's
Speaker 1: the only one that the only one that covered UM Tennessee.
Speaker 1: That one was actually that shouldn't have covered minus six
Speaker 1: and half the went and I was like, there's no
Speaker 1: way this happens. And then sure enough Georgia's State kind
Speaker 1: of similar to UM. I actually ended up. So I
Speaker 1: took the Ravens mind a seven in the NFL, but
Speaker 1: I also did alternate spread minus uh nineteen, which covered
Speaker 1: covered until the last minute against the goddamn Jets, and
Speaker 1: then they'd get a garbage time touchdown and can't even
Speaker 1: kicked the extra point too, So that was kind of infuriating.
Speaker 1: But Ravens seven hit Texas plus seven UM Giants, Titans
Speaker 1: under Bronco, Shawks under, I'm back on the over under
Speaker 1: training Shay had his big mortgage bet Liberty and U
Speaker 1: a b under hit it like a Northern Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you crushed that one. Uh you lost on Washington State Wisconsin. Uh,
Speaker 1: you got Oklahoma State minus leven against Arizona State. NFL
Speaker 1: you didn't do well? What that Jaguar Commanders game? Anybody
Speaker 1: watched that? Anybody here give a sh about the NFL?
Speaker 1: Twenty four points scored in the fourth quarter. Give me
Speaker 1: a fucking break, that's how Give me a Jaguars scored
Speaker 1: all last season. Had break that. That's not true. They
Speaker 1: did score more than that. The under was forty four.
Speaker 1: Their Ravens minus seven against the Jets. Congratulations, that one
Speaker 1: seemed too obvious. That brings us to Week two, And
Speaker 1: since Dylan is the man you get to start, let's
Speaker 1: start with college football, all right, Dan, once again, fading
Speaker 1: the Mormons. Uh, Cougar the Mountain Cougars um Oregan minus
Speaker 1: three and a half against b y U. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: publicly is with you. Okay, h no, the public. I
Speaker 1: think the public's on by U. Actually, Oh, you took
Speaker 1: organ because I I loved b y U last week
Speaker 1: against Baylor. Yeah, I should have loved that. What could
Speaker 1: I love bailing? All right? Okay, uh so most of
Speaker 1: the people like b Yu. You're taking Oregan. Um. The
Speaker 1: chickens have to come home to roost at some point
Speaker 1: for appelation states, I'm taking Troy money line plus three seventy.
Speaker 1: I forget what they were against the spread, but it
Speaker 1: was a healthy one. So Troy money line versus app state.
Speaker 1: All right? Uh, do we know what the number is
Speaker 1: on that is? Uh? Ray is is looking at this
Speaker 1: because that would be helpful for people? Yes, it would.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the money line is? I leave
Speaker 1: it's plus. How do we have a gambling podcasting? You
Speaker 1: don't have the numbers to gamble? Roy is plus three
Speaker 1: seventy and they're plus twelve and a half. That's I
Speaker 1: want to know that. The twelve and a half. I
Speaker 1: want to know that. So you have money line. You
Speaker 1: have Troy beating up State straight up. So that's where
Speaker 1: I'd like to know just what the number is so
Speaker 1: they know that this is an incredible call by Dylan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hopefully Okay and app State, Uh, college game day is
Speaker 1: gonna be there. They're gonna be hyped. And you say
Speaker 1: they're gonna do They're gonna lose. So I see them
Speaker 1: being built to fail college. They're all pumped on college
Speaker 1: game day being there. All right, what else do you have? Um,
Speaker 1: I'm taking Washington minus three against Michigan State because Michigan
Speaker 1: States now your team. Yeah, I thought that's a night
Speaker 1: game at Washington. I like that ship too, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: raising Michigan State fans fade him to who cares about Ray?
Speaker 1: I agree? I know what else do you have? Come on,
Speaker 1: I got out of the things to do. I got
Speaker 1: um Vandyne say, oh, we're here drinking what are those
Speaker 1: things called? Drink in it? So that makes me happy
Speaker 1: and they can't smell it on your breath when you
Speaker 1: go back to the this is my lunch break. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you. By the way. People always want to know
Speaker 1: what Shay looks like. And I said, and I talked
Speaker 1: to Seaton. They said, Ricky Rocket, who's the drummer for
Speaker 1: the band Poison? Come on, they're they're obviously Ricky Rockett,
Speaker 1: the drummer from Have you ever been told you look
Speaker 1: like Ricky Rocket? Not even with a mask on? Okay? Never? Alright, Well,
Speaker 1: if you google Ricky Rocket from Poison, say hello, touche
Speaker 1: Ricky Rocket with twelve frescas for lunch. All right, here
Speaker 1: you what else do you have here? Vandy money line
Speaker 1: against Northern Illinois plus one. Um, I think Vanderbilts actually
Speaker 1: been a little disrespected, to be honest, and they're all smart.
Speaker 1: So by who the public the Vanderbilt is disrespect Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have. They have done themselves dirty. And then Clemson
Speaker 1: minus thirty four against law Tech. This is shot Larry,
Speaker 1: law Tech. It's a big number. Do you have a
Speaker 1: big team. Do you have a big dog parlay? As
Speaker 1: we've said, I'm a slow learner, so I'm going back
Speaker 1: to the big dog parlay. Well, Baylor minus thirty Ohio
Speaker 1: State minus thirty two, and then I'm tying back in
Speaker 1: Clemson minus thirty four, and that pays out about six
Speaker 1: to one. All right, let me ask bad Larry. Since
Speaker 1: Larry lost every bet last week. Do you have a
Speaker 1: college football bet this week? I do not have one
Speaker 1: college football bat, Dan. I just put in the NFL,
Speaker 1: and I want to take the Chiefs tonight. Okay, well
Speaker 1: hold on, I'll get back to you. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to see we were going to do college football here,
Speaker 1: so I got no college okay, alright, uh shay, college
Speaker 1: football this week and then we'll get to the NFL. Alright, yeah,
Speaker 1: college football this week. I got the fighting Bowling Greeners
Speaker 1: or sixteen and a half. It's a big let down
Speaker 1: spot for Marshall after the Notre Dame win. That's all
Speaker 1: about spotting, right there. Miami plus five and a half
Speaker 1: against tam Ou, I got you five. You've got five.
Speaker 1: You would wouldn't you here? We're go. You got five
Speaker 1: With Miami plus five? That locker rooms and shambles. A
Speaker 1: quarterback plays awful sucking that half points definitely going to
Speaker 1: be you know it is, you know what it is.
Speaker 1: And there are a lot of people who like Miami
Speaker 1: this week. Dogs, I don't know why that makes me
Speaker 1: feel fun. And the Ducks, I'm laying the three and
Speaker 1: a half with Dylan. I think the Mormons come back
Speaker 1: down to earth cougars. Yeah, well maybe they have a
Speaker 1: couple of diet cokes on the bus and I get
Speaker 1: all out of whack coos and their magic pajamas at night.
Speaker 1: You know we're not doing that. We're not doing that. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: NFL back to you, Dylan, since you dominated last UM tonight,
Speaker 1: I'm taking Chargers money line plus one sixty five primetime
Speaker 1: dog spot, um, and I'm taking Steeler is minus three
Speaker 1: alternate line against the Patriots. I believe they're plus two,
Speaker 1: so that would pay out at a plus one in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: Banged up Mac Jones with Trasky. I'm a Mitch believer. Actually,
Speaker 1: oh my god, still am. Let me check with Ray
Speaker 1: on the alternate line because he had Steelers minus three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the that's the alternate line. So it was like,
Speaker 1: the real line is Steelers plus two, so plus our
Speaker 1: Steelers minus three is plus one. It's never easy with you,
Speaker 1: never is uh. And you knew what was going on upstairs,
Speaker 1: then it's a mess and nausea Harris expected to play. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: what else you have? Um? Packers minus ten against the
Speaker 1: Bears on Sunday night. They just in Lambeau the Packers
Speaker 1: just shipped on the Bears, alright, they also beat him, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: they do both, Um and then Panthers Giants under forty
Speaker 1: three and a half. I've decided I'm just taking every
Speaker 1: Giant's under until they hit it over and then I'll
Speaker 1: probably keep doing it anyways. Okay, bad Larry, Are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got my team's ready. Okay, because it used to be.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go to Larry because Larry dominated last year.
Speaker 1: This year he's just sort of and Larry the and
Speaker 1: is big yeah and doing a lot of work there
Speaker 1: and emphasized bad Larry. Okay, down none, damn not worried.
Speaker 1: Here we go back on my Giants fan wagon. I
Speaker 1: like I like the coach's call minus two of the Panthers,
Speaker 1: all right. I want them to bed against the Jets forever.
Speaker 1: Um Brown's minus six against the Jets. It's six and
Speaker 1: a half. Of course, that's fine. Ravens minus three or
Speaker 1: three and a half, three and a half, Ram's minds
Speaker 1: ten against the Falcons. Okay, Rams aren't a very good
Speaker 1: against the spread team. Just they got lap last week,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if we use that. We just
Speaker 1: say they got beat. What's what's going on with the
Speaker 1: language language? He shook it up last week. Yeah it's
Speaker 1: not that bad, No it is. We can't do that. Okay.
Speaker 1: So you've got the Rams minus ten and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: I get punished for using them. No, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: it eleven here in a minute. Um, what else? You
Speaker 1: Bengals minus eight? It's the Bengals, not Bangles Bengals. We
Speaker 1: went over that last yes, and you didn't learn it's
Speaker 1: not Bangles Daddy minus eight against the Cowboy against cowbel
Speaker 1: Cincinnati minus seven? And and the Bengals is a band.
Speaker 1: The Bengals is a team. What else? Correct Angles minus seven?
Speaker 1: And the Eagles minus two and a half against the Vikings.
Speaker 1: It's two wow two the row? Um the two units.
Speaker 1: And then I want to add I'm gonna take the
Speaker 1: Chief's minus the four against the Chargers tonight. Just have
Speaker 1: something to do. Who is it at four? Right now? Yeah? Nikes? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, say we already got your college. Now let's
Speaker 1: turn our attention to the NFL. This is where I
Speaker 1: give it all back. It doesn't matter, none of this
Speaker 1: is real. I got Bears plus ten. There's too many
Speaker 1: points in the NFL. I don't care at the fighting Hiahuascas.
Speaker 1: I think he's out of his element, Danny. He looks
Speaker 1: shell shocked on the sideline against the Vikings game. I
Speaker 1: lost all kinds of money on him. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's in the right place. What do you mean the
Speaker 1: fighting Hiawaska. I know I know who it is, but like,
Speaker 1: did you see the picture of him on the sideline
Speaker 1: with his eyes all glassed over? Yeah, let's say he
Speaker 1: was high at the game. You've had that look before.
Speaker 1: Give me a couple more of these. I'll have it
Speaker 1: a game. I need to get Rogers a pair of
Speaker 1: shades for the sideline something. Okay, So the Bears plus ten,
Speaker 1: it's a ten. And then I got Baker Mayfield plus
Speaker 1: two and a half against the Giants. You don't still suck,
Speaker 1: you get Oh the line moved in my favorite look
Speaker 1: at it. By the way I got all these lines,
Speaker 1: you would have gotten two and a half. That a
Speaker 1: good money to good money is on Baker. That's good
Speaker 1: for me. Okay. So the Panthers plus is the one
Speaker 1: who comes up with these lines via draft? Well, I
Speaker 1: did it on I bet these on draft kings. This time.
Speaker 1: I just laid it all down yesterday. Okay, So Panthers
Speaker 1: plus two, all right, I'll take it. Panthers plus against
Speaker 1: Daniel Jones an okay, okay, all right, And then I
Speaker 1: got the Lions land one and a half against Commanders.
Speaker 1: Carson Wentz is a ginger and he ain't, so that
Speaker 1: was easy for me. Do you despise any ginger, like
Speaker 1: like Nicole Kidman, Well, it's not that I despise him, Danny.
Speaker 1: It's just that I know that they have no chance
Speaker 1: for the afterlife and somebody that can't participate in either
Speaker 1: heaven or hell, like you can't trust them, Danny, you can't.
Speaker 1: But they have no motivation. This is based off the
Speaker 1: Cowboys coach. No, no, my mom was a ginger. My
Speaker 1: mom was a ginger. Oh yeah, full blown. I'm German, Irish, Danny,
Speaker 1: whole lot of ginger. Does your mom know that you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I tell her all the time. I wish I could
Speaker 1: see in heaven when you die, but sorry, you're a ginger.
Speaker 1: Can't no soul. Their soul is Danny flying south for
Speaker 1: the winter. That's it. They're just they just disappear when
Speaker 1: they die. I did not know that it's a fact. Okay,
Speaker 1: So no ginger, So the ginger ginger, Cooper Rush, flaming ginger, Danny,
Speaker 1: So you're not going to take the Cowboys, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I would bet against them within the lines moving you
Speaker 1: have to say, having your quarterback of red haired just
Speaker 1: it doesn't look right. But see I I don't know.
Speaker 1: It feels like that Bengal that moved too far? I
Speaker 1: mean it's Cooper. Is Dak that much of an improvement
Speaker 1: over Cooper Rush that you would go from favored by
Speaker 1: two to now a seven point underdog. That's a wide swing. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. I think the Cowboys were overvalued.
Speaker 1: That's that's what it is. The receivers, they're overvalued every year.
Speaker 1: Do you know Daniel Jones? Yeah? No, has played? No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Do you know Daniel Jones has played in thirty nine games?
Speaker 1: How many interceptions do you think he's had in thirty
Speaker 1: nine games? Thirty four? All right, I'm gonna say that,
Speaker 1: and then same amount of thirty nine he's had thirty
Speaker 1: interceptions in thirty nine career games. How about fumbles? How
Speaker 1: many lost fumbles? Says Danny jan bad Larry, A lot,
Speaker 1: A lot you're right. Seven thirty seven fumbles lost in
Speaker 1: thirty nine career games. That's a millionaire machine. He gets
Speaker 1: stripped like twice a game, so in in in thirty
Speaker 1: nine games, he's had sixty seven turnovers. Does he have
Speaker 1: carny hands? And I not know that? Does he have
Speaker 1: tiny hands? I don't that from the NFL. I don't
Speaker 1: remember that from the Kenny pick a hands. I don't
Speaker 1: think it was anything of note. When he was coming
Speaker 1: out of the combine. It sounds like he's got carny hands.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. Anything else bad, Larry. I I feel
Speaker 1: like got picked on you a little bit today because
Speaker 1: I know I'm really happy to I deserve it. As
Speaker 1: long as you added my chief's minus four, We're good. No, No,
Speaker 1: we did. We did ray is here and we taped
Speaker 1: this and you're on the money line doing charges money
Speaker 1: us set. Okay, anything else? All my bets are one unit?
Speaker 1: Uh no, I did the Big Dog parlay again. All
Speaker 1: years are one unit. Yes, all my bets are one
Speaker 1: unit this week? Okay, I got bad lariat two units.
Speaker 1: It's a little sounds like you're chasing there, tilted once.
Speaker 1: I'm down nine units and I'm really loving my uh
Speaker 1: future bets I can borrow against the Cowboys, and the
Speaker 1: Dolphins looked at like that eighth a lock. You took
Speaker 1: the under on the Cowboys future? Right? Yeah? Was it
Speaker 1: ten and a half or ten even after Dan moved
Speaker 1: from ten and a half of ten? That's right, damn.
Speaker 1: And now they say Dacks out for the next four games.
Speaker 1: Jerry Jones talking s h I t to the to
Speaker 1: the actual season ticket holders. That's all he's doing. He's
Speaker 1: just trying to sell tickets. He ain't gonna come back
Speaker 1: for seven weeks, and I might be able to collect
Speaker 1: that Cowboys bet. Yeah, I think that I wish he
Speaker 1: did not do that to Doc where he gives you
Speaker 1: that you know, we're not going to put him on
Speaker 1: the IR because we expect him back in four games,
Speaker 1: real quick healing. If you talk to Dock, he knows
Speaker 1: that he'll be back real soon. And it's not fair
Speaker 1: to Dock now if he doesn't come back after four games,
Speaker 1: it's like, what's wrong? And he is going to jump
Speaker 1: all over. Can't come back? Not tough enough? Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Were still be back in four weeks after consulting, no
Speaker 1: medical professionals whatsoever. But I love the Jerry. It's like
Speaker 1: Jerry was in there and went scalpel like he's in surgery.
Speaker 1: That's Dr Jerry. Dr Jerry scotch in his open wounds
Speaker 1: and then sealed it up. It was with his BOATX.
Speaker 1: I got taken alleged. All right, guys, sorry, I gotta
Speaker 1: cover myself. I got shake face. Don't move, Danny. The
Speaker 1: eyes drift back and forth a little bit. How about
Speaker 1: we we wrapped it. What do you have here? Ray?
Speaker 1: I want to make a bet with Dylan with Michigan State. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want State plus three. I win. You have to
Speaker 1: do the hot dog chucking the beer thing that was
Speaker 1: went viral on on Twitter the other But that's not
Speaker 1: a punishment dog after the hot dog straw. Yeah right now, Yeah, Dylan,
Speaker 1: that's not a punishment. You have to you have to
Speaker 1: think you I'll take the bet and then you come
Speaker 1: back to me. You want to do the pie instead? Yeah,
Speaker 1: pot pie, chicken, pot pie, chili pie face. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: like hot or like warm. Look up, Ricky Rocket, that's
Speaker 1: the guy. Yes, Ricky Rocket, the drummer. Poison Poison is
Speaker 1: the name of the band, Oh God. The Bengals and bang.
Speaker 1: All right, how about how about we just wrap this
Speaker 1: up here all right before all right, okay, that's okay
Speaker 1: until next week. I'm not good luck for you this week,
Speaker 1: you know, Larry, I'll take it, but good luck to you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy, by lay, bye bye layer, by shape,
Speaker 1: by doing my dad. Oh wait wait wait wait, before
Speaker 1: we go, I gotta say, Chase got his podcast there
Speaker 1: and you can go to uh Shay and Irving podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just google it on the Apple iTunes however
Speaker 1: that works. We're all over it, okay, and you and
Speaker 1: your your co host, co host Hammer Dave tay Hawks
Speaker 1: in Austin, Texas. That's right, okay, alright, so now we're
Speaker 1: officially done. All right, okay, all right,