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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away.

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Speaker 3: Everyone knows brides love it when you force them to

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Speaker 3: make a last second change right before their wedding.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that even hurt me.

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Speaker 1: Yes, my favorite.

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Speaker 3: That's why we call a woman who's set to get

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Speaker 3: married in a week and tell her, well, good news,

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Speaker 3: bad news. Good news, the DJ you met with and

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Speaker 3: went over your entire playlist is now famous. Bad news.

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Speaker 3: He's in a Biza right now doing nosecandy with twenty

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Speaker 3: one year olds. We need to get a backup ready

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Speaker 3: for you, and we've got some great options in your

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Speaker 3: phone tab right now.

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Speaker 2: Another Hello, Hi, Carrie, Yeah, I'm calling from Entertainment.

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Speaker 5: You booked a DJ with us for your wedding. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: one week from today, that's coming up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're super excited.

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Speaker 5: You know, you know kind of cravy about the DJ

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Speaker 5: you booked. DJ Kevin, He's like totally blowing up right now,

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Speaker 5: he's virally did this one thing online and he was

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Speaker 5: mixing seven turntables at once.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 5: Next thing, you know, he got booked for Abiva. Now

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Speaker 5: he's on a plane.

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Speaker 4: He's wait what I said, he's bucked.

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Speaker 5: He got bucked in a Beva which isn't close by us.

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Speaker 5: So he's not going to be able to make it

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Speaker 5: to your wedding.

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Speaker 4: Wait what what He's.

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Speaker 5: Doing a festival now?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, we have a contract like it's a week away.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you did even the Land of Phone Parties and

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Speaker 5: it he knows is if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't excuse me. I meant, look, I don't

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Speaker 4: know what's going on right now, and I really don't

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Speaker 4: know what you're talking about. But the thing is he

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Speaker 4: has to be there. It's okay, DJ okay.

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Speaker 5: Don't don't get your garter in a ruffle. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 5: that's a wedding joke.

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Speaker 4: That's not really appropriate.

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Speaker 5: My apologies. We have a whole roster of experienced DJs

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Speaker 5: and we can totally get I'm gonna fill in for you.

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Speaker 4: So so wait a minute, you're saying he's definitely not

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Speaker 4: gonna do it, and we have to pick some random

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Speaker 4: now random.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 5: Either are all very talent and DJ's with their own

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Speaker 5: special niches, like DJ Sweaty Palms. He's available. DJ who

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Speaker 5: DJ sweaty Palms?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 5: He is so nervous that he slips on the ones

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Speaker 5: and twos because his hands are all sweaty. But it

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Speaker 5: sounds kind of cool.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's not real. Right now, I'm not

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Speaker 4: having a DJ named DJ Sweaty Palm at my wedding.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, what about d J t m I. His

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Speaker 5: thing is helen interrupt the music to tell you way

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Speaker 5: too much personal information about you and the groom.

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Speaker 4: Well, some people love it. Nobody wants that at their.

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Speaker 5: Wedding, Okay, others do find it offensive. It depends on

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Speaker 5: your style. You want to get rooted while you're getting

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Speaker 5: toasted because at the wedding has another wedding joke?

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Speaker 4: You're not funny.

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Speaker 5: You know who is funny? Is DJ dad Jokes?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: I think you probably know what he does. Everyone how

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Speaker 5: you doing tonight? Y'all should be in bed?

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Speaker 4: No, I want a normal DJ, one that plays the

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Speaker 4: music that we selected for our wedding week.

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Speaker 5: I got it, There's only one answer, and that's DJ

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Speaker 5: Mumble Mags. He mumbled so much you can't even understand

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Speaker 5: his announcement. It's like a sound system on an Ethiopian fairy.

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Speaker 5: You understand them. The music's great.

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Speaker 4: You seriously need to shut up and listen to me.

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Speaker 4: I need a regular DJ on your psycho weird ones,

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Speaker 4: a normal person.

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Speaker 5: Some of these guys don't weren't for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think?

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Speaker 5: Well, then we're gonna have to go with our worst DJ.

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Speaker 5: That's DJ Matt Matt Taps. You heard of him, your fiance?

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Speaker 5: What fiance Matt? We call him Matt Taps because he

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Speaker 5: just set you up for the sweet phone taps? What

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Speaker 5: it's a bring phone call? This this is actually a

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Speaker 5: Joisey from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning We're doing.

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Speaker 4: You're unbelievable, it was, well, I'm here to save the day.

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Speaker 5: Why would you be passed when I can give you

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Speaker 5: someone like DJ Buffer. Oh my god, the music cuts

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Speaker 5: out every twenty seconds randomly. You never know is it

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Speaker 5: the drop or is the music? No, it's buffering. It's buffering,

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Speaker 5: to be clear.

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Speaker 4: DJ Kevin is still coming to.

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Speaker 5: Our Well yeah, no, actually yeah, Matt was the one

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Speaker 5: thing wanted me to tell you. DJ Kevin is booked

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Speaker 5: and confirmed and you will be fine. Wow he's the worst.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: DJ Kevin the worst. I want to dropped him too

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Speaker 5: for Mumble makes of course. Yeah met Wow.

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Speaker 4: Wake up every morning with Weekday Morning, the twenties, Brooke

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning.