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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello, Hello man, my

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Speaker 1: name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from Customer Service department.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for an A Lissa. This is her. Hi, Alyssa.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm okay, how are you? Pretty good?

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Speaker 1: I'm not interrupting you watching the TV show Snapped or

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Speaker 1: First forty eight or anything like that. No, I'm just

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Speaker 1: making um breakfast omelets, okay, I'm just checking. So I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you today to let you know that we have

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Speaker 1: placed a hold on your account due to some suspicious activity.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'll say that one more time for you,

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Speaker 1: and i'll say it a little slower. We have placed

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Speaker 1: a hold. Do you know what that is on your

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Speaker 1: account due to suspicious activity? Am I? Well? I think

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Speaker 1: I did identify myself as calling from customer service, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: our monitoring service has noticed that you purcha just several

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Speaker 1: items from our red label list. And that's why the

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Speaker 1: red label list, Yes, the red label list. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: things that can be purchased by people who are probably

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Speaker 1: up to no good. So I'm sorry. Anyway, The order

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Speaker 1: for for industrial silver tape one hundred feet of nylon

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Speaker 1: rope a ballpeen hammer, a shovel, and several tarps. Would

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Speaker 1: be the order from the red label list that I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about, and that's what I'd like to focus on,

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Speaker 1: because you never ordered any of those things. You can

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Speaker 1: look at my account. The last thing I ordered were

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Speaker 1: queen's bedroom sheets. Ma'am. I ordered the juicer. Ma'am, oh,

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Speaker 1: a juicer hmm, because my blender died, so I wanted

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Speaker 1: to just get a new juicer. H Your blender did

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Speaker 1: what my blender died. I'm assuming that by blender you

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Speaker 1: mean spouse. No, I don't have a spouse, but I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I understand that, and that's sort of what I'm getting at.

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Speaker 1: You probably don't have one anymore because of the last

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Speaker 1: order from the Red Label list, And ma'am, I really

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Speaker 1: I don't think I want to know any more about

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Speaker 1: what you've been up to. Mam. I don't think I

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Speaker 1: want to know. I don't think I want to know

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Speaker 1: any pers. Do you have a supervisor I can talk

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Speaker 1: to you because I'm not liking where you're going with this,

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Speaker 1: and I think this is pretty crappy if you I'm

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Speaker 1: not liking what you've been doing, what you've been ordering,

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Speaker 1: from our website. So I haven't been ordering any that's

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Speaker 1: from your website. And I love my own account and

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Speaker 1: I order from them all the time. So I would

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Speaker 1: really like to know if somebody's using my account, if

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Speaker 1: that's what you're calling about, because I've never ordered any

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Speaker 1: of those things. So you never ordered industrial strength silver tape,

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Speaker 1: no hundred feet of nylon, rope, ballpeen hammer, a shovel,

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Speaker 1: and several tarps. No, I told you, I didn't order

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Speaker 1: any of that stuff. Okay, ma'am. And if you call

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Speaker 1: ma'am one more time, I swear to God, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get you fired and Sammy, give me supervisor. Did you

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Speaker 1: just written I'm sorry, ma'am. But did you just threaten

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Speaker 1: to burn down the call facility here? No? I did not.

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Speaker 1: What I said was I was going to get you

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Speaker 1: fire death. Now give me your supervisor. Don't call me

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Speaker 1: ma'am again. Okay, all right, ma'am. I think we've gotten

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Speaker 1: off to the wrong foot here. I said, stop calling me, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Would you I'm sorry? What? Um? Well, nothing, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I just said that I was sorry that day. You

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Speaker 1: seem to be Come on me, ma'am. And give me

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Speaker 1: your supervisor now, because I'm tired of this bullshit. You're

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Speaker 1: obviously not looking at my accounts, because you would know

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Speaker 1: if you were looking at my accounts, but I don't

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Speaker 1: order that. You definitely did. What's your name, oh, ma'am?

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Speaker 1: Many of his Pete Deakins pass, Yes, Petekins. What the

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Speaker 1: hell is that? What kind of name is Petekins? What

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Speaker 1: kind of name is Peekins? It's made up, your supervisor.

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Speaker 1: What are you laughing at, Pekins? I'm laughing because Petekins

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Speaker 1: is my real name. And this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your sister set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the joke. Oh I'm gonna kill her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, but now I fully believe that.

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Speaker 1: I thought like the FBI was going to start knocking

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Speaker 1: on my door because maybe there was a dead body nowhere.

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Speaker 1: Come on, that's not nice. Sorry to stress you out, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Don't call me ma'am. Okay,