Speaker 1: This just in An AI powered robot lawyer was set
Speaker 1: to defend a client in court until it objected to
Speaker 1: itself and got kicked out of the case. Is that
Speaker 1: a real news story or a fake news story? Because
Speaker 1: it's time for real news or fake news where I
Speaker 1: give you a news headline and you have to see
Speaker 1: whether you can tell if it's a real news story
Speaker 1: or a fake news story. And it's a lot harder
Speaker 1: than you think. And that's actually a real news story.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: It a company tried to use an AI chatbot to
Speaker 1: argue a real court case, and the chatbot actually objected
Speaker 1: to it being a lawyer, so they had to shut
Speaker 1: it down and get a real lawyer. There are headlines
Speaker 1: out there that are real, but they sound super fake,
Speaker 1: and then they're also also fake news, so we'll help
Speaker 1: you watch out for both things. Here's a headline. Man
Speaker 1: successfully sues McDonald's after claiming a chicken nugget spoke to him.
Speaker 1: Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1: That's a real pretty brad.
Speaker 3: What do you think everybody knows chicken nuggets are dead?
Speaker 4: This is a fake story. Mc donald's chicken nuggets speak
Speaker 4: to me all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I've sat in the McDonalds before and sometimes
Speaker 1: the people eating there, You're like, I could definitely see
Speaker 1: them thinking their food speak. Yeah, but this one is
Speaker 1: actually a fake new story. That was a headline that
Speaker 1: went viral though, and people didn't believe it this week.
Speaker 4: It's very believable. Yeah, real news or fake news.
Speaker 1: I give you a news headline and you have to
Speaker 1: see whether you can tell if it's a real.
Speaker 4: News story or if it's a fake news story.
Speaker 1: Scientists teach rats to drive tiny cars and they actually
Speaker 1: really enjoy it. Is that a real new story or
Speaker 1: a fake new story?
Speaker 5: Also?
Speaker 1: Cute?
Speaker 5: It is cute, but I'm gonna go with fake. This
Speaker 5: isn't any rat of two week kind of situation. I
Speaker 5: think it's fake too.
Speaker 6: But it reminds me that car commercial where the little
Speaker 6: mice would get in the car and they were hamsters. Oh,
Speaker 6: thank you, Mars Rodents.
Speaker 4: This story is one hundred percent real. Let me tell
Speaker 4: you why.
Speaker 3: Okay, how do you think these mice get to all
Speaker 3: of these tests that they have to take that we
Speaker 3: do on them?
Speaker 2: This is their job.
Speaker 4: They have a commute.
Speaker 3: They love cars because then they don't have to scurry
Speaker 3: to work, not a scurry.
Speaker 4: This is actually a real news story.
Speaker 2: This it is.
Speaker 4: I guess that's how I get to their studies. They
Speaker 4: drive there, so I hope they carpool.
Speaker 1: Yes, for the environment, researchers built tiny electric cars for rats,
Speaker 1: and not only did the rats learn to drive, but
Speaker 1: they actually seem to find it relaxing.
Speaker 4: That's really cute. That's really cute. I can't see this happening.
Speaker 1: Also, I hate the fact that rats are so smart,
Speaker 1: because they're disgusting.
Speaker 4: Real news or fake news.
Speaker 1: Where we give you a news headline, you have to
Speaker 1: see whether you can tell if it's a real news
Speaker 1: story or a fake news story. Octopuses are throwing things
Speaker 1: at each other and at humans.
Speaker 7: True.
Speaker 1: Is that a real news headline or a fake news set?
Speaker 2: Real?
Speaker 1: Saying real?
Speaker 4: Nina, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I kind of want to say fake because I don't
Speaker 6: think they throw by each other like humans, that makes sense,
Speaker 6: but like each other, I'll say fake.
Speaker 3: How many arms do you have before the only thing
Speaker 3: you have left to do is throw things?
Speaker 1: This has to be one hundred percent real. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a real news story. Yes, yeah, octopuses throwing things
Speaker 1: at each other. Scientists in Australia discovered that octopuses have
Speaker 1: been observed intentionally hurling shells and other objects at one
Speaker 1: another and at some divers.
Speaker 4: Get out of the water, Get out of here.
Speaker 5: And there's a video that went viral of one of
Speaker 5: them punching a starfish in the face.
Speaker 1: Why are octopupi octopi plural for octopus? Why are they
Speaker 1: wiling out? They're going crazy right now.
Speaker 5: They know they're delicious, so they gotta just like own it.
Speaker 4: Real news or fake news.
Speaker 1: I give you a news headline, you have to see
Speaker 1: whether you can tell if it's real or if it's fake.
Speaker 1: Here was another headline that went viral this week. Ikea
Speaker 1: releases build your own car kit for budget friendly DIY enthusiasts.
Speaker 1: Is that real or fake?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: This would be a good idea. Actually, I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: with real, just because I'm curious.
Speaker 4: A car kit? Does it come with the wheels and
Speaker 4: an engine?
Speaker 1: Psychia probably comes with everything. It's just takes really long
Speaker 1: time to put together. And don't put it together with
Speaker 1: your spouse because you get in an argument.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say face say.
Speaker 1: Fake, Okay, pretty of bread.
Speaker 3: I'm one of those people that knows a lot of
Speaker 3: things about a lot of stuff, including new companies, And
Speaker 3: I know there was another Swedish company that was trying
Speaker 3: to build a car kit.
Speaker 4: So my assumption with the b Ikea would definitely do this.
Speaker 4: So I say, it's.
Speaker 1: Real, bring on the Ikea car What Ikea releases build
Speaker 1: your own car kit for budget friendly DIY enthusiasts. That's
Speaker 1: actually a fake news story. A lot of people did
Speaker 1: believe it. It started when somebody photoshopped an Ikea manual
Speaker 1: but the idea of people assembling a car with an
Speaker 1: Alan Rinch and people started sharing it like, whoa, this
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 4: This is another company that does it. Really, Yeah, we
Speaker 4: do it with planes. What do you mean you build
Speaker 4: your own planket? Can you actually google it? Not a
Speaker 4: real Not trust myself to do that either. That's why
Speaker 4: I haven't done it, because it's significally cheaper.
Speaker 1: But then you're like, oh many times I riven anything together,
Speaker 1: and then there's extra screws and I'm just like, what
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like it's sturdy, probably doesn't need them.
Speaker 1: It's probably fine that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's what the screw was for you in
Speaker 4: your pocket. It's real news or fake news.
Speaker 1: I give you a news headline, you have to see
Speaker 1: whether you can tell if it's a real news story
Speaker 1: or a fake news story. Town sends email inviting everybody
Speaker 1: to join the local g club gang database.
Speaker 4: Real gonna go with real? Real, Nina says real. I
Speaker 4: feel like they sent it definitely, Victoria.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows these municipalities are perfect at technology. There's no
Speaker 3: way this email would have gone out on accident. This
Speaker 3: is one hundred percent fake.
Speaker 4: It is a real news story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the government office mistakenly sent out an invitation for
Speaker 1: residents to register themselves in the police gang database.
Speaker 4: How do you accidentally? That's my question.
Speaker 1: I would be so confused if I received that, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, Uh, okay, they're asking that I register, But
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: Think that the whole database is just regular people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, if it comes in effectation, I just tend
Speaker 1: to be in a gang. I just have to choose
Speaker 1: which one.
Speaker 9: Nowiation a modern version of initiations replied to this, and
Speaker 9: then you.
Speaker 1: Don't want to be in the gang anymore. You just unsubscribed.
Speaker 1: I thought it was harder than that.
Speaker 4: It's another jubile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, it's a great day of electric This is p
Speaker 1: Deakin's calling. I was looking for Amelia.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, this is she.
Speaker 4: Hey Amelia, how.
Speaker 1: You doing today? I got a message that you're having
Speaker 1: some problems with your washer try er combo set.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, thank you so much for calling me back.
Speaker 10: We it's just not been working and it's starting to
Speaker 10: leap now.
Speaker 4: Sorry, hold, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1: One second, just one second, let me get my okay,
Speaker 1: got it. Sorry, my phone alarm alarm going off right
Speaker 1: in the middle of our call. That's unfortunate. I got
Speaker 1: something in the oven so I can think it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they let us work remote today, so that's kind
Speaker 1: of cool. But yeah, just go ahead. I just got
Speaker 1: to go ahead and get a seaflely out of the
Speaker 1: adan real quick. And that was what the timer was for. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm listening, go ahead.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So I was just saying, had someone already come out
Speaker 10: and look at it and now? And I thought it
Speaker 10: was wirky?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry me that once I get there,
Speaker 1: the fire alarms going off here. Let me just got
Speaker 1: the smoke away, goodness. Yeah, okay, all right, got it?
Speaker 1: Sorry about that working from home today is everything?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: It looks like I burned the fa a little bit though, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's all fine. Yep, go ahead. Sorry, So your problem.
Speaker 10: Is right, So I basically I'm just trying to figure
Speaker 10: out what to do because a lot of.
Speaker 1: One second, I get this, my alarm's going off and
Speaker 1: got that pause. Okay, go ahead, I'm still listening. I'm
Speaker 1: just working from home today, so I got to, you know,
Speaker 1: feed the dogs. So go ahead.
Speaker 10: Okay, I understand that you're working from home right now,
Speaker 10: but this is an issue, and like, can you just yeah,
Speaker 10: you go.
Speaker 1: My undivided, undivided attention. I just had alarms on my
Speaker 1: phone to remind me to do things around the house
Speaker 1: when I'm home, So go ahead, I'm listening, okay, if.
Speaker 10: You could just give me like your.
Speaker 1: Second I'm so sorry, hey, Cory.
Speaker 10: Today this is I really don't appreciate this. You're the
Speaker 10: one that called me back, Like if you weren't available
Speaker 10: to help me then, like why why are you calling
Speaker 10: me right now? Please? Like why didn't you just call
Speaker 10: me when you were actually available?
Speaker 4: Like, oh no, I'm you got my undivided full attention.
Speaker 10: You want to come out.
Speaker 1: Sorry, let me get there.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: Could you just turn off your alarms whatever you have?
Speaker 10: Like, please just turn off the alarm?
Speaker 1: Got it, got it. I'm gonna ignore that one too.
Speaker 1: The chickens will be fine. Go ahead.
Speaker 10: I need someone to come and help me because there
Speaker 10: is water that is going into the basement and I
Speaker 10: already had someone come out to try and chick fish.
Speaker 10: Are you listening to me?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, I am sorry about that. Just yes?
Speaker 10: What what did I just say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're saying there's the problem there with your
Speaker 1: What am I.
Speaker 11: Hearing right now?
Speaker 10: Like I'm hearing liconds, I'm hearing alarms, I'm hearing dogs
Speaker 10: acquire alarm.
Speaker 4: Like what is.
Speaker 1: Im say?
Speaker 10: Why am I hearing chickens? Are you even paying attention
Speaker 10: to anything?
Speaker 7: Are you just?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm so sorry. Okay, yeah, last phone alarm was
Speaker 1: I had to feed my chickens. But they are fed
Speaker 1: now and good to go. So yes, go ahead, whenever
Speaker 1: you're ready.
Speaker 4: I will get this.
Speaker 10: If you're working from home. If you're working from home,
Speaker 10: you need to actually be working like that's that's the
Speaker 10: whole point of this, I think. And you are literally
Speaker 10: not doing anything other than just being at home. It's
Speaker 10: and wasting my time on the phone right now. I
Speaker 10: have called numerous times and this is what am I
Speaker 10: even hearing? What am I even hearing? Right now? This
Speaker 10: is this.
Speaker 7: Is so much.
Speaker 4: I am this is no, no, no, no.
Speaker 10: You need to connect me with someone that is going
Speaker 10: to actually help me. I'm going to actually listen to
Speaker 10: the problem because I am trying to deal with this.
Speaker 10: I only have a little bit of time deal with
Speaker 10: this today, and you are completely wasting my time. This
Speaker 10: is this is absolutely ridiculous. All right, let's finally a
Speaker 10: complaint with whoever your manager at.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
Speaker 1: the Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and
Speaker 1: your husband set you up.
Speaker 4: What it's a joke.
Speaker 1: He said that you called the company to get your
Speaker 1: washer driver fixed a few times and still not fix
Speaker 1: and want to mess with you.
Speaker 10: Oh my god. Okay, because I genuinely started to think
Speaker 10: I was going crazy, like what the heck is happening now?
Speaker 10: Like what are these tickets? What is happening? My blood
Speaker 10: pressure is so high right now?
Speaker 12: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. We say,
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Speaker 1: Give us three minutes, and we'll give you every single
Speaker 1: thing you need to know for the day with Nina's
Speaker 1: what's trending.
Speaker 5: The hottest fashion trend sweeping the nation right now is
Speaker 5: the one legged pants.
Speaker 4: The one legged pants have become a hit. Six months ago.
Speaker 5: It started to circulate and people weren't sure how they
Speaker 5: just a long skirt. Oh, it's actually a pair of pants.
Speaker 5: One leg is completely covered and the other one is
Speaker 5: like shorts.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: I don't like get that, nor do I really like
Speaker 4: it too. I don't know that I love it either.
Speaker 3: I saw somebody walking around sweatpants the other day that
Speaker 3: had one leg up that I was like, I think
Speaker 3: maybe they're just we're getting hurry. Yeah, but if it's
Speaker 3: like an actual thing, very odd to me.
Speaker 5: Well, it's very much a thing. Influencers are even doing.
Speaker 5: Diy Will it be half price?
Speaker 4: No, it should be. They should be half the fabric.
Speaker 4: He needs a di y video to cut off a pant.
Speaker 1: Don't forget, I'll batter you at scissors.
Speaker 4: Don't forget. Click the Lincoln biover Amazon.
Speaker 5: You can make your own at home. Watch some of
Speaker 5: them are gonna have little frills. You can have beads
Speaker 5: to it to make one legs beads.
Speaker 4: Click the Lincoln. Did you forget your scissors?
Speaker 5: Click a Lincoln, Go to my storefront, but just answer
Speaker 5: your question, Victoria. Some of them were going for as
Speaker 5: much as four hundred and forty dollars, teams selling out everything.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 4: If you're dumb enough to buy it, you should pay.
Speaker 5: That much for it, and so I do DIY Okay. Anyway,
Speaker 5: those people may be into this trend. Also, there's a
Speaker 5: pole that has been online for a minute and it's
Speaker 5: definitely gone viral, and that is asking people whether or
Speaker 5: not they think it's okay to have a selfie on
Speaker 5: their iPhone's lock screen or their phone's lock screen or not.
Speaker 4: Wait a question, it's a question.
Speaker 5: It's been a pole, but the poll has been getting
Speaker 5: a lot of attention lately because it's people have had
Speaker 5: heated interactions about it. Some of them are looking at
Speaker 5: it as a red flag if you go out with
Speaker 5: somebody and you notice that they have a selfie of
Speaker 5: themselves on their phone. Other people are like, whatever, do
Speaker 5: whatever you want.
Speaker 1: There is going to be more somewhere like if I
Speaker 1: if I went somewhere I really liked it, and I
Speaker 1: took a selfie I could see that because I want
Speaker 1: to be reminded of that memory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like in Paris, it's front of the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3: You've taken the dopest selfie you've ever taken on your phone.
Speaker 4: Also, guess what, it's your phone, jubil you can do it.
Speaker 5: Very surprised by this reaction, I thought that you guys
Speaker 5: would be in the other way because I think it's
Speaker 5: ridiculous in that world. Would you have a picture of
Speaker 5: yourself on your phone when all you gotta do is
Speaker 5: pick it up and what you're doing you know? No,
Speaker 5: I mean it was you in the mirror.
Speaker 4: That's a little odd. Yeah, like, oh god, But even
Speaker 4: if you are somewhere, it's so weird to me to
Speaker 4: look down and be like, look at my face.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, also, you know what, you should appreciate
Speaker 1: yourself like you like, damn yes, I do you want
Speaker 1: to go in the bathroom quick? We can't, we're at work. Whatever,
Speaker 1: nobody will know. And then you do. It's coming to
Speaker 1: your point, Nina.
Speaker 3: If I met somebody who had that on their phone,
Speaker 3: I would not.
Speaker 4: I would not relate to that. But that's not my phone.
Speaker 3: I don't care, right, But if if if I met
Speaker 3: somebody and they're like, oh, so my lock screen this
Speaker 3: is me, I'd be.
Speaker 1: Like, we're not the same.
Speaker 4: We would go out to a bar.
Speaker 6: She would purposely put her lock screen as a picture
Speaker 6: of her face with like an if lost.
Speaker 4: Call this number.
Speaker 6: It's that smart lose it. So I'm like, I don't
Speaker 6: know in that case, kind of smart, kind of like it. Also,
Speaker 6: who cares, right, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 4: I think it's kind of weird.
Speaker 5: But that's unless it says act actually.
Speaker 9: A missing poster now it found all this number. It's
Speaker 9: a great idea, but I'd be dumb and I'd put
Speaker 9: my own phone number on it.
Speaker 5: You guys do surprise me, and I didn't think that
Speaker 5: that was possible.
Speaker 4: That is what's trending.
Speaker 1: It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Ashley is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheeter.
Speaker 1: She's been with her boyfriend Ryan for four years, but
Speaker 1: now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll
Speaker 1: see if we're going to help her out. Ashley, thanks
Speaker 1: for coming on the show. Oh sorry, it has to
Speaker 1: be this way. What's going on?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean honestly, I've heard this so many times
Speaker 7: and never thought that I would come it, but.
Speaker 2: Here I am.
Speaker 7: So we've yeah, we've been together four years, you know,
Speaker 7: ups and down like anybody else. I mean, not way
Speaker 7: you see on Instagram a couples. But I kind of
Speaker 7: just feel like he's done with the relationships. So it's
Speaker 7: just kind of like heavy on my heart right now.
Speaker 7: So I just want to test it. I want to
Speaker 7: test it. And so basically what's going on. I used
Speaker 7: to travel a lot for work, but now I'm not,
Speaker 7: and he's been traveling for his job. But it just
Speaker 7: keeps kind of picking up, like he'll he'll fly off
Speaker 7: somewhere for a week, and then he comes home for
Speaker 7: a couple of days, and then he leaves again. And
Speaker 7: then when he does come home, which has been like
Speaker 7: you know, increasing over the last couple of months, Like
Speaker 7: when he's going away, so when he's coming home, he
Speaker 7: always seems like he has something better to do.
Speaker 11: So it's starting to be kind of it feels like
Speaker 11: he doesn't want to be at home anymore, and I
Speaker 11: feel like I deserve better when he's home, she's not
Speaker 11: wanting to be intimate anymore, which is ever and.
Speaker 1: What does he say? How does he stop that?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 13: My?
Speaker 7: He had of like when he comes home now she's
Speaker 7: always hiding off in his office for hours. It's like
Speaker 7: he makes it team like he's writing an emails, but
Speaker 7: as soon as I walk away, his messenger notification kind
Speaker 7: of pings over and over and over, like there's a
Speaker 7: conversation going on. And we're always like really open with
Speaker 7: each other about like, oh I'm talking to.
Speaker 11: I'm trying it gone so like they're so funny and you.
Speaker 7: Know it's women's intuition. You just kind of feel like.
Speaker 11: He's he's messaging with someone like we know each other's friends,
Speaker 11: we know each other, so so for me.
Speaker 7: Like we're really good friends with each other, you know,
Speaker 7: like I care about him, and so I did comfort
Speaker 7: him about it.
Speaker 11: I'm like, you've been going more, you haven't really been wanting.
Speaker 7: To touch me, and you're hiding away in your office.
Speaker 7: He legit just shrugged it off. He said he has
Speaker 7: a new assistant in his office and he's been showing
Speaker 7: her the rope. So that's kind of been taking a
Speaker 7: lot of time, but I've seen I've seen her and
Speaker 7: I'm really not the jealous type, but she's legit in
Speaker 7: his type, so so.
Speaker 4: You think it might actually be the assistant that he's
Speaker 4: talking to.
Speaker 7: I do. It's like this horrible feeling in my stomach,
Speaker 7: like I just I want to believe that he would
Speaker 7: never cheat on me because we're really not, like we've
Speaker 7: talked about that in the past, like we was how
Speaker 7: we wouldn't do it. I hope it's all in my head,
Speaker 7: I really do. I just don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 7: I have a horrible feeling, so here I am.
Speaker 5: I just don't like how he handled you can fronting
Speaker 5: him about the time spent, shrugging it off and not
Speaker 5: taking the time to make you feel better is really unsettling.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people do that. You know,
Speaker 1: it sucks because I think they think about themselves, like
Speaker 1: how I'm not whatever, and then they it's like, but
Speaker 1: you're someone else is talking to you that you care about,
Speaker 1: like it's about them at that moment, and that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like so anyway, yeah, that sucks the way
Speaker 1: that was handled. All right, well, you told us what
Speaker 1: a grocery store he's a rewards card member at So
Speaker 1: we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend to be
Speaker 1: from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
Speaker 1: free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
Speaker 1: if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll play a song. Comeback, You're to catch
Speaker 1: heter next.
Speaker 12: It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile
Speaker 12: Show and only on the new hits one oh six
Speaker 12: point one.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us, Ashley is on the phone. She's
Speaker 1: been with her boyfriend Ryan for four years and now
Speaker 1: she thinks that he might be cheating. So in a second,
Speaker 1: we're going to call him and pretend to be from
Speaker 1: the grocery store that he's a Rewards can't remember at
Speaker 1: and say that he's this month's big winner of flowers
Speaker 1: delivered to anybody that he wants from our floral department.
Speaker 1: And we'll see if he believes that first of all,
Speaker 1: and then if he sends those flowers to Ashley or
Speaker 1: to somebody else. But before we do that, Ashley, Why
Speaker 1: don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 7: So we've been together four years. I used to travel
Speaker 7: a bunch for work. He's the one that's traveling now.
Speaker 7: In his time away just keeps increasing. And then when
Speaker 7: he is home, he's been kind of avoiding me. He's
Speaker 7: been you know, working in his office and you know,
Speaker 7: big red flag for me or not wanting to be
Speaker 7: in it, which no one should ever feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had that happen to me a lot.
Speaker 7: It's humiliating and like it's you know, I'm talking to
Speaker 7: him about it, like it's not like I'm like, hey,
Speaker 7: did you take out the trash? Like I brought it
Speaker 7: up to him, like this is a really big deal.
Speaker 7: I'm feeling like this and he said, nothing's going on,
Speaker 7: but I.
Speaker 4: Still there is with his assistant too. Is who you
Speaker 4: think it is?
Speaker 7: Yes, total opposite looking for me, totally his previous type
Speaker 7: before me.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 1: I guess okay, here we go. H Hello, Hi, this
Speaker 1: is short calling from I was looking for our rewards
Speaker 1: card member named Ryan.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that's me Ryan.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 4: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
Speaker 1: your business. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 2: Uh okay, where did I win?
Speaker 1: Of the flowers?
Speaker 14: The flowers.
Speaker 1: Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member who
Speaker 1: gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral apartment
Speaker 1: to anybody that they want in the entire United States.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stem red roses,
Speaker 1: a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
Speaker 1: be delivered to anybody that you want. It's actually a
Speaker 1: three hundred and eighty two dollars value. Thank you, Yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 14: Okay, So, so you'll send flowers anywhere?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: Great, Let me let me just give it to tell
Speaker 1: you how it works. Then I can take the information
Speaker 1: over the phone. In a matter of minutes, I can
Speaker 1: call you back. If you don't know who you want
Speaker 1: to send them to right now?
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, no, no, we can do it on the phone. Okay,
Speaker 14: let's send these flowers to Dana.
Speaker 1: Okay, and do you want to send a card along
Speaker 1: with this?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, say something like uh, I cannot wait to
Speaker 14: hold you again, And the thought of your arms gives me.
Speaker 1: Right, okay, got that. And now at this point, I
Speaker 1: would like to tell you that my name is actually Jubil,
Speaker 1: and I'm calling from a radio show that's called the
Speaker 1: Jebil Show, and your girlfriend Ashley is actually on the
Speaker 1: phone listening.
Speaker 11: No, yeah, hold on, yeah.
Speaker 1: And that's what this is.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, How you could ask you the yep?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am you know, like I asked
Speaker 7: you this and you told me nothing was going on.
Speaker 11: But I can't believe it.
Speaker 7: I mean, I I asked you about this and you
Speaker 7: told me no, and now it's your assistance.
Speaker 2: Like I just knew it.
Speaker 7: I knew it, and I asked you and you denied it.
Speaker 7: Why would you do this? I can't believe that.
Speaker 4: I actually that I asked you this and you did this.
Speaker 14: Look, it's not it's not an easy thing to say.
Speaker 14: It's not it's not something I'm happy about. It's Look, Ashley,
Speaker 14: I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: It's just you're not happy. You're so disrespectful, you're not
Speaker 7: happy about. Like, what are you even thoughting about? It?
Speaker 7: Sounds like you said you can't wait to be in
Speaker 7: her arms again. It sounds like if you want us
Speaker 7: to happen, Like, what are you even thinking?
Speaker 14: Look, it's just it's I don't I don't know. It's
Speaker 14: it's it's an escape, it's a I mean, I mean,
Speaker 14: you know, things haven't felt good with us for a
Speaker 14: long time, and and you know, with with me traveling
Speaker 14: more and and she has to travel with me a lot.
Speaker 14: So like it's just we have things we connect on
Speaker 14: the lifestyle, the travel, the work, the loneliness. It just
Speaker 14: made sense and.
Speaker 2: With with us sort of feeling.
Speaker 14: Like there was a distance outside of it, I just
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, Well, you should have broken up with me.
Speaker 7: Then you should have told me, and you should have
Speaker 7: broken up with me. We've been together long enough that
Speaker 7: you could have told me and we could have broken up,
Speaker 7: and then you can do whatever you want. I love her,
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I don't know I want us to be broken up.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know.
Speaker 14: I'm just trying to figure things out. And it's something
Speaker 14: I just kind of fell into. And I should have
Speaker 14: How long it's been going on, like four or five months?
Speaker 7: WHOA I thought that this was legit only like two
Speaker 7: months And I asked you so long ago, like you're
Speaker 7: so disrespectful to be doing that to me this long.
Speaker 7: And I don't even know anything about her, you know
Speaker 7: what I mean, Like you've been taking intimacy away from me,
Speaker 7: which is so disrespectful to do to another human being.
Speaker 7: But you're disrespecting my body too. Does she know that
Speaker 7: you have a girlfriend for the song?
Speaker 14: Yes, of course she does. It didn't start off this way.
Speaker 14: I mean, I told her about my life, she told
Speaker 14: me about her life, her husband, all that, and then
Speaker 14: then we just sort of fell into this.
Speaker 7: Her husband, her husband. Oh my gosh, what are you doing?
Speaker 7: Her husband? She's married. You're in a relationship, You're not
Speaker 7: like in some fantasy land.
Speaker 11: She's married.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm sure her husband would like to know what
Speaker 1: she's been doing on her business trips.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Now, I just feel like I should retouch her her
Speaker 7: husband and let him know so that he's not being
Speaker 7: disrespected as well.
Speaker 14: Ash Ash, come on, come on, you're already doing this
Speaker 14: on the radio. You don't look. I get, I get
Speaker 14: why you're doing and I and I care about you,
Speaker 14: but I but if you're going to be vindictive about it, you.
Speaker 11: Know, I'm done.
Speaker 7: I'm done. I'm done. I can't I deserve I deserve
Speaker 7: better than this. I am a good person and I
Speaker 7: treated so well for four years. I've always been there
Speaker 7: for you, and I don't deserve to be treated like this.
Speaker 7: I deserve to be loved by a good partner and
Speaker 7: you should be humiliated by what you've done.
Speaker 14: Okay, actually, okay, okay, okay, this thank you for four
Speaker 14: years of treating me well and one nightmare of a
Speaker 14: phone call that you're blasting to the world.
Speaker 2: So I get the better that you deserve.
Speaker 4: And he hung up. Ashley, I'm really sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 11: I am too. I mean I was on our list
Speaker 11: that would end up this way and it did.
Speaker 7: So I just need to go for a walk and
Speaker 7: clear my head right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure you need to do whatever you gotta do,
Speaker 5: but just know this was a two for you did
Speaker 5: your good deed, two for one.
Speaker 11: Yeah for I have the rest of the day.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go and a walk in Google her husband
Speaker 7: now that I have her last name.
Speaker 11: Okay, so I can let him.
Speaker 4: Know shows to catch a cheater. Good morning. Can I
Speaker 4: take your order?
Speaker 7: Am I gonna a tall chie?
Speaker 2: Got a large black coffee?
Speaker 7: Large black cock?
Speaker 4: Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I mean a large.
Speaker 4: He means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest one you've got. Venti
Speaker 4: is large.
Speaker 2: No Venti is twenty.
Speaker 10: Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 7: In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 4: Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
Speaker 4: the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 1: Congratulations for stupid and three language. It's almost time for
Speaker 1: America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to
Speaker 1: take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a fabulous game
Speaker 1: of trivia for Halsey tickets today, So calls right now.
Speaker 1: If you want to play eight eight eight three four
Speaker 1: three eight eight eight three four three one O six one.
Speaker 1: You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
Speaker 1: go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
Speaker 1: have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, guys.
Speaker 6: Yesterday I wasn't feeling too great, you know, But today
Speaker 6: about being an eleven year old just gave me a
Speaker 6: lot of power.
Speaker 4: I felt really good. Yes, Victoria.
Speaker 1: Victoria won yesterday against an eleven year old by one point.
Speaker 4: Congratulate. That's still a win, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Let's not take out the points but so I got
Speaker 6: new trash talk because of it.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, well here's what you're up against if
Speaker 1: you want to take on Victoria.
Speaker 6: Okay, guys, you all think you're all so good, don't
Speaker 6: you just sitting there all smug, acting like you just
Speaker 6: all got this in the bag.
Speaker 1: Well news flash.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've heard the other day, but
Speaker 4: i'd been an eleven year old and felt no remorse
Speaker 4: just comeing.
Speaker 6: U felt a little batter, but my sassiness and quick
Speaker 6: wit made it easy to get over.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 6: I've been training, preparing manifesting this moment. And while some
Speaker 6: people might say manifesting.
Speaker 4: Isn't real, isn't a real strategy. Sorry, those people lack faith.
Speaker 4: I believe in victory, and the belief is powerful. It's
Speaker 4: a powerful thing. Oh my gosh, I what this way
Speaker 4: too long? So go ahead lap it up.
Speaker 6: But when I win, I want a public apology from
Speaker 6: everyone who doesn't believe I have.
Speaker 4: A college degree.
Speaker 6: I want a trophy bigger than a thiepoor World Cup,
Speaker 6: and even a dang parade where I can dance to
Speaker 6: the streets chanting my victory for everyone to hear.
Speaker 4: All Right, it was a little longer. Ye, really good content.
Speaker 1: I like it. The FIFA trophy alright you Verus Victoria
Speaker 1: is coming up right after this. It's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 15: Weird about your quizes, Katie, Is that all the work
Speaker 15: is right and just the answers are wrong. I know
Speaker 15: that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important
Speaker 15: thing in the world right now, but you don't have
Speaker 15: to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: your chance to take on Victoria. Amira is in the
Speaker 1: most epic game of trivia ever for Halsey. Tickets today,
Speaker 1: and don't forget, I'm performing this weekend in Olympia. You
Speaker 1: can get tickets for that if you just go to
Speaker 1: the Jubilshow dot com and click on stand up Comedy.
Speaker 1: And I've got a bunch more shows this month, ones
Speaker 1: than ever too, so check them out. But now let's
Speaker 1: meet today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria Mallory. What's up, Mallory?
Speaker 1: How are you hi?
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 13: I'm good?
Speaker 1: Great? Thank you for asking. Do you think you have
Speaker 1: what it takes to be Victoria?
Speaker 13: I think I I don't know, have you heard, but
Speaker 13: I won yesterday, so I'm feeling pretty great.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 10: But she was only like eight anything.
Speaker 1: That was a middle school.
Speaker 4: And she did a good job though she did.
Speaker 1: She did a really good job.
Speaker 2: She did. I did it did too.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Mallory.
Speaker 1: We're gonna sae Victoria out of the studio, and while
Speaker 1: she's leaving, the game is played like this. You have
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when Jesse pass and Victoria has to
Speaker 1: beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, are you ready?
Speaker 13: I am. I'm shaken, but I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 5: What is the term for an angle that is greater
Speaker 5: than ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty degrees?
Speaker 13: Ooh eighty?
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 5: What is the main ingredient in traditional Japanese miso soup?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 13: Mushroom?
Speaker 4: Bras in Greek mythology? Who is the god of the.
Speaker 13: Sea besides beside it?
Speaker 4: What do you call a baby swan?
Speaker 1: Okay, I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
Speaker 1: the studio.
Speaker 10: Those are.
Speaker 16: Mallory.
Speaker 1: Why Victoria's getting her headphones on and stuff. What's an
Speaker 1: interesting fact about you? Do you have anything weird that
Speaker 1: you can do? It's like a weird skill.
Speaker 13: I mean, so my profession, I'm a mom and a mortician,
Speaker 13: so a lot of people kind of who my mortuary
Speaker 13: is a little weird.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do you bring your kids on, like
Speaker 1: bring your kid to workday?
Speaker 13: Oh I wish in the middle of the night for removals,
Speaker 13: just like throw them in a car seat. Why stare here,
Speaker 13: I'll be right back.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I think I've only met one other mortician in my life.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 1: That's such an interesting job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 13: Actually, Yeah, I think most of us kind of stay
Speaker 13: quiet because it's such a taboo career choice, which is weird.
Speaker 13: It's so rewarding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so strange that it would be taboo, honestly,
Speaker 1: because we all need it. Yeah, that's the one thing
Speaker 1: that literally every person on this planet is going to make.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I kind of say like they just kind of threw that.
Speaker 13: If they threw it into like home economics in high school, yeah,
Speaker 13: it'd be a little less scary.
Speaker 5: Definitely, Like I want to look snatched when I'm gone like.
Speaker 2: I got you.
Speaker 4: Let me know, Mallory.
Speaker 1: My goal is when I pass, to be cremated and
Speaker 1: put into a mister Potato head and then given to
Speaker 1: my loved ones so that they can change my expression
Speaker 1: every day so I can still have moods.
Speaker 2: And things like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, has anybody ever done that beforehand?
Speaker 1: Have you done that? Just have to make sure it's sealed.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've done. Yeah, They've requested some crazy things. But
Speaker 13: whatever the family needs, we do.
Speaker 1: What's one of the craziest one you can think of
Speaker 1: right now? Off the top of your head.
Speaker 13: The craziest one would probably be in a beer bottle
Speaker 13: and then you feel it.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 4: You can do a tequila bottle for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think we do.
Speaker 4: Do whatever you want. Well, there we go.
Speaker 1: Let's see if your wind streak of one will be
Speaker 1: in a tequila bottle.
Speaker 2: It's you.
Speaker 4: I'll go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass and you
Speaker 1: have to beat Mallory outright to win, and Victoria or
Speaker 1: Mallory you can tell Victoria win to.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 5: What is the term for an angle that is greater
Speaker 5: than ninety degrees? But okay, what is the main ingredient
Speaker 5: in traditional wa soup?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 4: What what you say? Next? Past? Just keep ye?
Speaker 5: In Greek mythology, who is the god of the sea?
Speaker 5: What do you call a baby swan?
Speaker 4: I swim baby swan?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Next, what's the name of the three headed underworld guard
Speaker 5: dog in Greek mythology?
Speaker 4: Oh oh, oh, I don't know. Pass.
Speaker 5: What year did the US enter World War Two?
Speaker 1: Okay, got that? Store the scoreboard now and see how
Speaker 1: you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3: Producer Brad Mallory got one correct and Victoria got.
Speaker 4: To Malori pressure. Victoria is on fire.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah he didn't beat Victoria, but you still get
Speaker 1: Halsey tickets. So thank you for playing.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Thank you, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5: All right, let's get the answers now we needa the
Speaker 5: term for an angle that is is greater than ninety
Speaker 5: degrees but less than one hundred and eighty is an
Speaker 5: obtuse angle.
Speaker 4: God scared me. The main ingredient in traditional.
Speaker 5: Japanese miso soup is what what?
Speaker 4: What miso pace?
Speaker 5: In Greek mythology, I just started ignoring him once I
Speaker 5: got it. The god of the sea is beside a
Speaker 5: baby swan is a signette?
Speaker 4: Is that how you say that? Bruh? And then the.
Speaker 5: Name of the three headed underwater guard dog is a Cerberus?
Speaker 4: And then the what am I saying? The US entered
Speaker 4: World War two in nineteen forty one? Seriously close? You
Speaker 4: were closed staying it? I got that one.
Speaker 1: We still beat me, Thankssally.
Speaker 4: The only two people she's ever at the University.
Speaker 1: Story had the same time every single weekday morning. We
Speaker 1: want to play Victoria, you can always dm us at
Speaker 1: the Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 4: What's the name of soup again?
Speaker 1: Men?
Speaker 4: Anyway, your Frank happens every single all in the twenties.
Speaker 1: Her next one is coming up right after this, and
Speaker 1: then right after that is Nina's out straining. You give
Speaker 1: us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need
Speaker 1: to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4: Uh post? He's got a new girlfriend? Did we know this? What?
Speaker 2: Who? I know?
Speaker 5: So he's been engaged to his baby mom, but allegedly
Speaker 5: he was he was he.
Speaker 4: Was engaged to his baby mom. He had a kid
Speaker 4: back twenty twenty two Malone as a kid.
Speaker 5: He does Okay, well, I'm glad now we all know
Speaker 5: together stamp so and they were engaged and he was
Speaker 5: all about her, but allegedly they separated towards the end
Speaker 5: of last year, and now he's got a new girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Her name's Christy Lee and the two of them have
Speaker 5: been seeing each other since at least the beginning of
Speaker 5: this year. And for the people that did a deep
Speaker 5: dive on who she is, she's apparently a Parsons School
Speaker 5: of Designed student in New York, so she's doing fashion
Speaker 5: and she's already scored an internship, and she's worked with
Speaker 5: celebs like Bella Thorne and I don't know the other ones,
Speaker 5: so so yeah, and so the two of them have
Speaker 5: started to make it public. They've been bouncing around holding
Speaker 5: hands and we're starting to see photos of him and
Speaker 5: his new girl.
Speaker 4: Cute.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just a fast whirlwind, and I sometimes I
Speaker 5: just can't believe it. These celebrities go through relationships Like
Speaker 5: they've had more relationships in like two weeks than I've
Speaker 5: had in my whole life.
Speaker 4: Those alone's dating and intern Yeah, she's she's well in
Speaker 4: a college student, so she's young. Oh wait, how does
Speaker 4: he No, I'm sorry, we just now backtrack.
Speaker 1: He's fifty eight.
Speaker 5: What I don't even know if he's in his thirties,
Speaker 5: now is he? You do that deep dive while move
Speaker 5: on to the next story, and then raise your hand.
Speaker 5: You're right, she got it twenty nine Okay, I don't
Speaker 5: know why they're.
Speaker 1: A lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so anyway, we'll see how this relationship goes moving forward.
Speaker 5: There's another trend that is absolutely ridiculous. It has people
Speaker 5: putting something else in their mouth. WHOA peas are eating
Speaker 5: packing peanuts.
Speaker 4: Not what I thought you're gonna say.
Speaker 5: Packing peanuts, the kind that come in boxes when you
Speaker 5: order something that could be breakable and you don't want
Speaker 5: it to break.
Speaker 1: When they're pink, they do look kind of tasty. I
Speaker 1: will say that the green ones aren't so bad.
Speaker 4: They look good too.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, No, people think they're like actual peanuts because
Speaker 5: they are biodegradeable and they do dissolve in water, and
Speaker 5: brands like Lush even use potato starch based packing peanuts.
Speaker 4: But for whatever reason, this is who's anyway, So the
Speaker 4: reason is clear. That's what they're called. Eggs are really expensive.
Speaker 4: They're like we gotta eat something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe, but experts are warning and emphasizing that biodegradable
Speaker 5: doesn't mean edible, and ingesting these packing materials poses unnecessary
Speaker 5: health risks.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm all for this stuff, Like, if you want
Speaker 4: to do this, exit it's fine, it's natural. I mean,
Speaker 4: that's just dumb. Don't do it.
Speaker 5: So if you've been intrigued by these packing peanuts, we
Speaker 5: suggest no. And lastly, Generation Beta is just starting to
Speaker 5: come into the world.
Speaker 4: But they're already offended that.
Speaker 1: They're called.
Speaker 4: Is that why? What do they want to be called?
Speaker 5: It's not the babies, obviously that are are feeling offended,
Speaker 5: but it's the parents of generation Beta that are feeling
Speaker 5: a little weird about it because beta traditionally means passive
Speaker 5: or week. They don't want to have a passive a
Speaker 5: week baby, even though this is alphabetical.
Speaker 3: Well, too late, they already have passive and weak parents.
Speaker 4: Makes it.
Speaker 17: Yeah, they're so offended by the generations. Give me a
Speaker 17: break after Beta. I want my baby to be Alpha baby.
Speaker 17: You should start.
Speaker 4: So that's.
Speaker 12: First day to follow up. Powered by the Advocates Injury
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Speaker 1: Jack is on the phone today for a first day
Speaker 1: follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Elise. So in
Speaker 1: a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
Speaker 1: tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
Speaker 1: another date. But first, Jack, how long has it been
Speaker 1: since you heard from Lise?
Speaker 2: Hey, hold on, I guess it's been about a week now.
Speaker 4: And have you been trying to hit her up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You and I actually am trying not to too much.
Speaker 2: But did just text her again this morning, and I
Speaker 2: think I'm overthinking it a bit. So that's why I'm
Speaker 2: asking as her help.
Speaker 4: Now, Yeah, I get that. Why don't you tell us
Speaker 4: about the date they went?
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's weird thing. They went really well. We
Speaker 2: we went to a nice top of spot.
Speaker 11: Uh honestly, it.
Speaker 2: Was perfect, and we talked, we laugh, we had a
Speaker 2: lot of chemistry, you know, and then she's the least.
Speaker 2: It's funny, she's gorgeous, quick with her comebacks. It's good,
Speaker 2: you know. And then we went back to my place
Speaker 2: for a few more drinks and uh, one thing, let's
Speaker 2: do another, you know. Yeah, and we're.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you guys up, huh we did?
Speaker 2: We did? It was amazing. Honestly, like, I haven't felt
Speaker 2: that comfortable with someone in a long time. That's why
Speaker 2: it's kind of weird because now she's ghosting me. You know,
Speaker 2: I really have no idea why. Like everything so great?
Speaker 4: Well, how did you guys leave it?
Speaker 2: I think good, and I thought it was I thought
Speaker 2: it was a great date. That's that's why it's.
Speaker 1: What's the last thing she said to you?
Speaker 2: Uh? She said she had a great time.
Speaker 4: Did she say the night or did which she kind
Speaker 4: of like dip right after?
Speaker 2: She didn't sip right after. I don't think she spent
Speaker 2: the full night, but she you know, she stayed for
Speaker 2: a while and then I got her an uber home.
Speaker 4: So did anything happen?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 4: That could be the reason why she's not hitting you back.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've been trying to think back on it.
Speaker 2: It was one thing. It was a little embarrassing. It's
Speaker 2: kind of funny in the moment, actually, I mean, so
Speaker 2: I have a couch. It's kind of a beatle waller
Speaker 2: the couch, Okay, but something happened at one point in
Speaker 2: the night. She sat on the couch and at a
Speaker 2: leg in the middle of it actually broke.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know.
Speaker 2: She didn't like fall off, but it went down and
Speaker 2: it was kind of funny. But I think, you know,
Speaker 2: I laughed the little I caught myself. I thought myself,
Speaker 2: because you didn't like me laugh. And then I think
Speaker 2: maybe that was embarrassing for her, and that's yeah.
Speaker 5: I would be mortified if I broke a somebody's couch.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, the last thing I'm going to do
Speaker 5: is let you touch me.
Speaker 4: I just broke it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I let her know it's an old couch.
Speaker 2: I probably you know, I could stand to replace the
Speaker 2: couch anyway, if I wasn't upset or anything.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So was it the couch itself because it broke,
Speaker 5: like you know when you go to somebody's house and
Speaker 5: they don't have a headboard, But in this case, you
Speaker 5: have a couch, but it's a JANKI couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's well, we'll see if it was the couch
Speaker 1: that is making her ghost you. We'll play a song
Speaker 1: come back, and then call her and see if she'll
Speaker 1: tell us why she's ghosting and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play song, come back and get your
Speaker 1: first Day follow Up, Next.
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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for today's first Date follow up.
Speaker 1: Jack is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Elise.
Speaker 1: So we're about to call her and see if she'll
Speaker 1: tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
Speaker 1: another date. But before we do that, Jack, why don't
Speaker 1: you refresh our memory on what happened with Elise?
Speaker 2: Yep, So, Elise and I went on one date. We
Speaker 2: had top us. It was great, so great. She came
Speaker 2: back to my place. We're hitting it off. We did
Speaker 2: end up hooking up, but weird thing happened where goat see.
Speaker 2: She did sit on my couch and then her leg
Speaker 2: broke at a point, So I'm worried that might be
Speaker 2: why I'm not hearing back. That texted her a few
Speaker 2: times and haven't heard back in about a week now.
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll see if it's the couch that
Speaker 1: did you in or if it's something else. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready? Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Yep, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 4: Hi is this Elise?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey Aleise? How are you this is the Jewbill Show.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. My name is Jebel. Hi, I'm Nina, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Victoria, and I'm Jebel. Have you ever listened to
Speaker 1: the show before?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm sure have.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, thank you. We'll last for a review at
Speaker 1: the end of this leave it on them Google or whatever.
Speaker 1: But before we do that, have you heard a first
Speaker 1: day follow up before?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well guess what, Elise.
Speaker 7: I'm on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ghosting somebody and they emailed us asking if we
Speaker 1: could call you to see why you're ghosting them. Do
Speaker 1: you know who would do that?
Speaker 7: She does.
Speaker 14: I knew this was gonna happen.
Speaker 8: It's just Jack calling.
Speaker 1: Yes it is.
Speaker 4: You knew he was gonna call a radio station.
Speaker 1: I just I'm not surprised. Okay, okay, Well Jack told
Speaker 1: us about your date a little bit, said that you
Speaker 1: were awesome and is confused why you're not calling you back.
Speaker 1: He says, been about about a week or so. Can
Speaker 1: you tell us.
Speaker 9: Sure?
Speaker 8: I mean, he is a sweet guy in the date
Speaker 8: was actually a lot of fun, like we had a
Speaker 8: great time until.
Speaker 2: We got back to his place.
Speaker 4: Okay, I thought there was some fun hat there?
Speaker 1: Oh God is not fun.
Speaker 8: I mean we didn't play yacht see.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, that's from something that we talked about him with
Speaker 1: we know code. Yeah yeah, So was the date fun
Speaker 1: though you liked the date, you had fun with him?
Speaker 11: I mean, yeah, the date was good.
Speaker 8: It's just when we went back to his place, like,
Speaker 8: I mean, it was fine, but it was just like
Speaker 8: it was a little messy, but like whatever. Right then
Speaker 8: I see this sock not just like any stock, a
Speaker 8: sock like near his bed, and it wasn't like just
Speaker 8: lying around like laundry.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Like it's like I think
Speaker 5: thinking of like college used sock.
Speaker 2: Yes, like the used sock.
Speaker 7: It was like clear what it was used for.
Speaker 8: Oh, it just gave me like a like a total
Speaker 8: Oh no, it's god.
Speaker 14: Got so.
Speaker 1: Jackie's on the other line listening, and yes, I had
Speaker 1: no idea.
Speaker 2: God, no, hi Jacks, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry about the sock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, about the sock. I forgot about it. I didn't
Speaker 2: expect anyone to come back to my place and it
Speaker 2: was it was not supposed to be there. I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm not some frat boy. That's fair. It just helps
Speaker 2: with the nerves, you know, Okay, so it was for me.
Speaker 8: You were so.
Speaker 2: Nervous that I see.
Speaker 8: I still think it's pretty gross.
Speaker 2: It does feel like a pretty frat move.
Speaker 8: Like I haven't seen anything like that since like freshman year.
Speaker 8: Like I just like I can't see that.
Speaker 2: You know, I get it, I know, I know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm very sorry. Again, I totally forgot about it. I
Speaker 2: was nervous, but I did not think it through. But
Speaker 2: I'm not some adult trapsh. I sweir whatever it takes.
Speaker 2: Please just don't write me off over a stock.
Speaker 5: I just say, I'm just fauring Jack, like using it
Speaker 5: like a mic drop, like he's prepping for the date.
Speaker 4: He's a little bit nervous, and then when it's over,
Speaker 4: he's like, I'm ready, Mike drawing. I don't want that visual.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Jack, you're making it really crazy.
Speaker 1: At least, would you like to go out with Jack again?
Speaker 1: On his name's Jack?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Jackie? Would you like to go off with go go
Speaker 4: on another date with Jack? Won't pay for it?
Speaker 11: Oh gosh.
Speaker 8: I mean the night was fun and like Jack's not a.
Speaker 11: Bad guy, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was a lot.
Speaker 8: And now now the fact that you just incorporated his
Speaker 8: name and look at the store. Is it's kind of.
Speaker 2: Hard or not too well? We didn't give me one
Speaker 2: more shot, one more no dirty staff, broken furniture, just
Speaker 2: a great time with an honest, loyal, attrective bla.
Speaker 1: He is honest a least look at that like he
Speaker 1: did own it. He didn't try to say that if
Speaker 1: the sock wasn't for that, like he did own it.
Speaker 1: And he's laughing about it like at he's got, you know,
Speaker 1: a good sense of humor too.
Speaker 4: He really likes you, that's true.
Speaker 8: Fine, I'll give you one more chance, but you need
Speaker 8: to call me after you've done your laundry.
Speaker 1: Sweet congratulations. At least you and Jack are off on
Speaker 1: another date.
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Speaker 4: Yoh, what's up?
Speaker 1: This is Donk and Donk thinks you're super hot. Here's
Speaker 1: a gym selfie to impress you. Oh my bad, sorry
Speaker 1: about that. I didn't realize I wasn't wearing underwear that day.
Speaker 1: But now that you see all of Donk, what does
Speaker 1: Donk have to do to see all of you? It's
Speaker 1: the Jewbile Show. I made that message up, but that
Speaker 1: could literally be a message on any dating app from
Speaker 1: a dude. And I know that because a trend is
Speaker 1: going viral of women sharing their dating app nightmares. And
Speaker 1: we'll go over it right now. So if you're already
Speaker 1: in a relationship, you can be very grateful this morning
Speaker 1: and practice the morning gratitude. And if you're not, I'm
Speaker 1: so so sorry. But women are sharing their dating app
Speaker 1: nightmares and it's all screenshots that they're sharing. So I've
Speaker 1: given producer Brad and Victoria the dms and they'll read
Speaker 1: them in a dramatic fashion. So this is one of
Speaker 1: the first dating app nightmare dms that somebody shared. Victoria
Speaker 1: will start, Yes, Victoria is playing the part of the
Speaker 1: female in these.
Speaker 4: By the way, thank you, Hi. How's it going, Hi,
Speaker 4: it's going well?
Speaker 3: Smiley face. Do you know that men usually don't care
Speaker 3: about a woman's education? Smiley face, but for some reason,
Speaker 3: women mention it like it would be the most important thing.
Speaker 4: Laughing emoji Such a good bro. That's a bit hostile vibe.
Speaker 4: Good luck to you.
Speaker 1: Literally, somebody messaged somebody that, yeah, guys don't care about
Speaker 1: how smart you are why you put on your profile.
Speaker 1: Obviously not that smart dude.
Speaker 5: He's like trying to be nice to be like this
Speaker 5: is a safe space, but really.
Speaker 1: Is crazy the things that dudes do in dms on
Speaker 1: dating apps. Here's another dating app nightmare from a trend
Speaker 1: of people sharing their dating app nightmares.
Speaker 3: Like I'm even if your profile says no hookups?
Speaker 4: Who know?
Speaker 14: But you?
Speaker 4: Lol? Can we meet?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 6: Mean, even though it says no hookups, you swiped on
Speaker 6: me just in case I.
Speaker 4: Still want to hook up in a sense. Yeah, this
Speaker 4: is my thirteenth reason.
Speaker 15: Text.
Speaker 1: You have any of those in your dms, It is insane.
Speaker 1: I always like how there's a guy in the DMS
Speaker 1: that will say hi to a woman constantly and then
Speaker 1: they're ignored, Like you guys don't even message it back
Speaker 1: at all. They keep saying hi, and then it's like Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: wave emoji, Hi, Hey, where are you guys at tonight?
Speaker 1: You guys look great tonight? Hi, And you guys don't
Speaker 1: ever respond to them and they never get the hint.
Speaker 5: I got a message yesterday from somebody yelling at me
Speaker 5: saying that I have changed because what I don't know?
Speaker 5: I never respond to any of the things that he's
Speaker 5: ever sent me before, and then I posted this was
Speaker 5: not on a dating app, this was just on Instagram,
Speaker 5: and then it was like.
Speaker 1: Some people use as a dating apps do He.
Speaker 5: Responded to one of my videos and he's like, you've changed,
Speaker 5: don't ever hit me up again.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to talk to you. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: and your name again is what I'm like, I've never
Speaker 4: talked to you. What do you mean? I just responded
Speaker 4: with and that's what first time I've ever talked to.
Speaker 1: Him in about six months. He will be back, though,
Speaker 1: and that's what happens. Whatever you've changed, you're so fat
Speaker 1: now stupid, You're stupid. I'm not even interested though, when
Speaker 1: they'll come back and be like, hey, so sorry about that.
Speaker 5: You look really good tonight, Yeah out, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's really weird. I have a weird relationship with a
Speaker 5: couple of this that I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's another dramatic reading from the trend that's going viral
Speaker 1: of women sharing their dating app nightmares.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I just woke up this morning and
Speaker 3: don't see us going anywhere in the future.
Speaker 4: Best of luck.
Speaker 6: Oh that's unfortunate. I can really see what's happening, but
Speaker 6: I understand.
Speaker 4: Take care. Hey you longtime no talk, smiley face.
Speaker 3: I've had a serious reflection on our meetups, and I
Speaker 3: realized that you and I really got along really well,
Speaker 3: and I would love to take you out for dinner
Speaker 3: and drink smiley face.
Speaker 4: Hey, glad that.
Speaker 6: You're doing okay, but I don't think we should meet up.
Speaker 6: I already moved on from us, but I wish you
Speaker 6: all the best.
Speaker 4: You blanking blank, I knew you're blanking around. That's what happens.
Speaker 1: Here's another dramatic reading of a ridiculous d M that
Speaker 1: a woman got on a dating app.
Speaker 4: Hey, let's look up. Did you even read my bio? Yes?
Speaker 4: But shoot or shoot? That's what's crazy to me.
Speaker 6: It's like somebody hook up something in like their bios
Speaker 6: and then guys still try.
Speaker 4: To do it.
Speaker 1: And that's the first thing. So she messages like hey,
Speaker 1: and his first response is, let's look up.
Speaker 4: I really would love to hear from somebody that that's
Speaker 4: worked for.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, Like, eventually, at some point
Speaker 1: it has to work because guys keep doing it all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 5: So you think that there's something out of it, Like
Speaker 5: every woman's got a story like this.
Speaker 4: But I love to hear the time where somebody said.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know one woman that has that that's
Speaker 1: worked with. I've never met one that was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's really hot when the guy's just like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's do stuff when I say hi, but you know
Speaker 1: it had to.
Speaker 4: Have worked these months. You're right.
Speaker 1: Here's another dramatic reading from women sharing their dming nightmares
Speaker 1: on dating apps.
Speaker 4: Hey, handsome, how are you?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 4: I'm well, how's you?
Speaker 6: I'm decent, having a nice lazy day and having a
Speaker 6: nice long bat so you can't.
Speaker 4: Complain nice washing that bleephole. That's funny though, I would talk.
Speaker 8: To that.
Speaker 2: Dirty little secret.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, Hi, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet,
Speaker 4: let's hear it.
Speaker 10: You've heard of pampoons, right, yes?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well one day I was taking one.
Speaker 13: Out and there was a spider.
Speaker 4: Oh there's a spider.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a spider in it.
Speaker 4: What did you do?
Speaker 13: You s freaked out?
Speaker 2: Where it's called my sister?
Speaker 7: Who is? I have no idea where it came from.
Speaker 2: I actually I was spider woman for a moment.
Speaker 4: Just have a buch of spiders living inside you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 13: And I was scared there was like eggs in there,
Speaker 13: and oh my gosh, yeah, I thought it was like
Speaker 13: the mother of spider Man.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Tell me you ran into the shower and just put
Speaker 5: your legs up and got it out of there.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have freaked me out. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: But you know what, it happens, probably more than you think,
Speaker 5: because what spider's crawl in and out of you while
Speaker 5: you're sleeping all the time.
Speaker 1: They do, so, I said, I'm always like, I just
Speaker 1: assume every single hole that I have on my body
Speaker 1: there's things going in and out of it all night
Speaker 1: while I sleep.
Speaker 4: Why try not to think about it.
Speaker 5: But other times I put like pillows around my ear
Speaker 5: so nothing crawls inside.
Speaker 1: I would like to plug all my holes when I sleep.
Speaker 4: I think I hear things for that.
Speaker 7: I've definitely never used them.
Speaker 4: So I'm really sorry that that happened to you. But
Speaker 4: I'm really glad that you didn't have more spider babies.
Speaker 4: Yeah that she knows of.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, thank you, thank you for telling us your
Speaker 1: dirty little secret.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Bye, oh bye God.
Speaker 1: How what's up? As the jubil shows, dirty little secret
Speaker 1: you have one?
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 4: I really do?
Speaker 16: Okay, So when my husband pisses me off, I'm always
Speaker 16: trying to find little ways to just get back at
Speaker 16: him and just kind of give him the finger behind
Speaker 16: his back.
Speaker 11: So my new thing.
Speaker 16: Is, if I'm not shopping with his credit card, I
Speaker 16: am using his face razor to shave under my arms.
Speaker 16: Say that again, Oh, I used my husband's face raiser
Speaker 16: under my arm.
Speaker 4: Funny, I've definitely done that.
Speaker 5: Don't have a husband, but yeah, because I didn't have
Speaker 5: a razor with me, and his razor was in the bathroom, so.
Speaker 1: I just used, Yeah, would your husband care?
Speaker 16: Probably, especially if like I haven't showered yet and I'm
Speaker 16: just like doing a quick shave, and I'm kind of like,
Speaker 16: screw you. So then when he annoys me and I'm like,
Speaker 16: I use your rais.
Speaker 7: There under my arm?
Speaker 4: That's very good.
Speaker 1: I think that does happen a lot.
Speaker 4: Probably, Yeah, you got on your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just assume what's going on with my razor
Speaker 1: at all times, even if nobody's there, I just assume
Speaker 1: somebody's coming in and shaving something. That I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: on my face. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret, no problem. What's your dirty little secret.