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Speaker 1: yesterday that's six or maybe up to eight MLB owners
Speaker 1: don't want to play this season. The reason seems to
Speaker 1: be strictly financial, but still, can you imagine owning a
Speaker 1: baseball team and not wanting to see your team play?
Speaker 1: Isn't that the whole point here? I understand owners, especially
Speaker 1: in small markets, might really need that cash flow and
Speaker 1: they don't want to lose money on this upcoming season,
Speaker 1: But underneath it all, it's not supposed to be about
Speaker 1: the money. If you're rich, you buy a team because
Speaker 1: you love baseball, you love the sport. I don't think
Speaker 1: the public thinks that's the case, because it looks like
Speaker 1: these owners are just looking at the bottom line and
Speaker 1: this is not for the betterment of baseball or the
Speaker 1: fan base. Here. This is about halves and the have nots,
Speaker 1: whether it's the owners with a lot of money, or
Speaker 1: it's players who are going to make a lot of money.
Speaker 1: And then you have the smaller markets, and then you
Speaker 1: have a majority of the baseball players who don't make
Speaker 1: more than a million dollars. They need to come back
Speaker 1: and play baseball. I don't know if there's going to
Speaker 1: be a season. I assume there will be. I do
Speaker 1: think there is a I know that there's a conspiracy
Speaker 1: theorists out there, and I spoke to one yesterday, but
Speaker 1: you know, he's in the baseball world, and I said,
Speaker 1: what is the what's going on here? Now? Trying to
Speaker 1: understand the commissioner is going to have everybody, order everybody
Speaker 1: to come back. And he said, there is a strategic
Speaker 1: timeline that will unfold here and you'll see exactly what
Speaker 1: the Commissioner has in mind. I go, wait, what does
Speaker 1: that mean. It's going to be a strategically placed start
Speaker 1: of the season, end of the season start date, end date,
Speaker 1: and you're going to get a fifty game schedule probably.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, and you know and then he said, look,
Speaker 1: I know you've been negative about baseball and you call
Speaker 1: yourself Danny downer, but think of this. Every team that
Speaker 1: plays has a chance. When's the last time you've started
Speaker 1: a baseball season where you went, we don't have more
Speaker 1: than four or five teams that can win it all.
Speaker 1: Every team will have a chance because of it's only
Speaker 1: fifty games. And I said, well, don't doesn't every team
Speaker 1: have a chance every year when they start the season.
Speaker 1: It goes yeah, But after a while, you know, the
Speaker 1: cream rises to the top, and the teams that have
Speaker 1: the most money talent, they're able to go out and
Speaker 1: pick up somebody, they can trade for somebody, and these
Speaker 1: smaller markets can't. I said, I understand it. I believe
Speaker 1: that's just called baseball. But the fifty game schedule, and
Speaker 1: you know, this guy said, trust me, it's going to
Speaker 1: be a photo finish. It'll be great. Get baseball back,
Speaker 1: And I go, okay, how about we just get baseball back, right,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. This feels like, hey, you know what, We're
Speaker 1: gonna have the New York City Marathon and it starts
Speaker 1: on the twenty first mile. It's gonna be great. Everybody's
Speaker 1: got a chance to win. Okay, everybody's gonna be bunched
Speaker 1: up here going to the finish line. All right. So
Speaker 1: that's all I have. That's all I know. And that's
Speaker 1: somebody who admits that their conspiracy theorist. They think the
Speaker 1: commissioner has this mapped out exactly when he is going
Speaker 1: to start the season. And I went, okay, and he's
Speaker 1: going to have it. It's a fifty game schedule. And
Speaker 1: I said, okay, But that's all I know. And I
Speaker 1: promised you I wouldn't waste your time, and you know,
Speaker 1: ranting and raving and criticizing the players and the owners
Speaker 1: and the commissioner. I wanted something where at least I
Speaker 1: could try to move it forward the best I can.
Speaker 1: And that's all I got for you today, because nobody
Speaker 1: knows anything. And that's scary. I'm not talking about baseball insiders.
Speaker 1: It feels like the owners and the players and the
Speaker 1: commissioner and the head of the end of Major League
Speaker 1: Baseball Players Association. I don't know if they know anything.
Speaker 1: I would just say to the commission And I don't
Speaker 1: know if Mike Greenberg said this when he had Commissioner
Speaker 1: Fest on the Mothership the other night. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's the official title, Welcome to Commissioner Fest. If
Speaker 1: you say to the Commissioner major League Baseball, Rob Manfred, hey,
Speaker 1: how about you and Tony Clark, who head up the
Speaker 1: Baseball Players Association, get in the same room, just you two,
Speaker 1: and if you want to have a mediator, we can
Speaker 1: do that. We can have a marriage counselor in there,
Speaker 1: and they're just going to help you in closer and
Speaker 1: closer to what is real. How about that, would you?
Speaker 1: I would ask the commissioner, and we've asked for him,
Speaker 1: by the way, but I would say, why can't you
Speaker 1: just get in the room with Tony Clark, the head
Speaker 1: of the Baseball Player Association, just you two, and you're
Speaker 1: not You know, if I got argue with my brother,
Speaker 1: my younger brother, my mom would lock us in a
Speaker 1: room and say figured out and then then I'll let
Speaker 1: you guys out. Of course, we got to hit each
Speaker 1: other with sticks and things like that. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: if you know the commissioner and the head of the
Speaker 1: player association would be allowed to do that, but you know,
Speaker 1: we'd eventually settle it and we'd walk out. But I mean,
Speaker 1: at least have a game plan. And I'm told there
Speaker 1: is a game plan, believe it or not. And it's
Speaker 1: a heavy handed, heavy handed game plan by the commissioner,
Speaker 1: is what I was told. I said, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: and my story said, I'll hopefully have other details for
Speaker 1: you today, and he said, look, this isn't a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: This is what is being talked about. That he has
Speaker 1: a timeline of when there's going to be a season.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, all right, I'll play naive again. I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good at that. I'll just go, okay, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have baseball here, but I think we're gonna have maybe
Speaker 1: fifty games. What is happening with these six or eight owners?
Speaker 1: And I heard it wasn't that many owners, but there
Speaker 1: were three two to three owners who said, why would
Speaker 1: we come back? All we do is we're gonna lose money,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna be in the playoffs, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: lose money because there's no fans here, and that's why
Speaker 1: they don't want to restart the season. And I understand
Speaker 1: that these are two or three small market teams owners.
Speaker 1: I get that, But the other owners, you know, they're
Speaker 1: going to get into the postseason and they're gonna make money.
Speaker 1: Baseball just signed this long term deal with TNT, and
Speaker 1: that's all about the postseason. I try not to pick
Speaker 1: sides with it, because every day it feels like I'm
Speaker 1: changing sides. I'm just trying to illuminate you on some
Speaker 1: of the things that I've heard or my feelings on this,
Speaker 1: having covered strikes and lockouts in multiple sports. Here, they
Speaker 1: don't have safety guidelines in place for Major League Baseball
Speaker 1: yet I brought up something so simple that I don't
Speaker 1: know if Baseball can do anything about it. If you're
Speaker 1: on first base and there's a first baseman there, how
Speaker 1: are we practicing social distancing here? How about the catcher
Speaker 1: you go to the plate? Like these are just simple things,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how they've been addressed. If you've
Speaker 1: been addressed, and then they came if they'd come up
Speaker 1: with a solution here, all right. I spent far too
Speaker 1: much time on this, and I vowed when I came
Speaker 1: in this morning, I'm going to try to get through
Speaker 1: the first hour with not talking baseball. And I did
Speaker 1: a little bit. All right, mcluvin, you got a poll
Speaker 1: question for me. Okay, so we put up an NBA
Speaker 1: poll question. Does going to Orlando and eating great food,
Speaker 1: playing basketball and hang out with your friends sound amazing
Speaker 1: or awful? For three months? It's three months? Still sixty
Speaker 1: one say amazing? Yeah, I think dad, I think parents
Speaker 1: with young kids are really into that idea right now.
Speaker 1: Three months a long time. That's that's really a long time.
Speaker 1: That'd be the good teams for three months, So I'll
Speaker 1: get out in ten months. Yeah. I just didn't know
Speaker 1: if you can remove them after they've played for two
Speaker 1: months and they can have the Eastern Conference Western Conference
Speaker 1: Finals in their home arenas, and then I don't want
Speaker 1: to worry about other as many people who are going
Speaker 1: to be there in Orlando. But you might say, look,
Speaker 1: all the safeguards are going to be in place, and
Speaker 1: by then you know they're going to be able to
Speaker 1: have this quarantine as well as you could possibly do it,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. And then when these teams lose then they leave,
Speaker 1: though you would, you're going to greatly reduce the workstaff
Speaker 1: there by the time you get to the NBA finals.
Speaker 1: They're so desperate to get these finals in. There's so
Speaker 1: much money attached to hundreds of millions of dollars are
Speaker 1: attached to this. Hundreds of millions of dollars. That's why
Speaker 1: they're pushing so hard for a baseball season. Yeah, me, club,
Speaker 1: where do you stand after seeing all this? Having sixteen
Speaker 1: teams just played the playoffs in the NBA compared to
Speaker 1: the twenty two that they're bringing in. I didn't want
Speaker 1: twenty two, but they're like, they want to say, we
Speaker 1: want to have this as close to normal as possible.
Speaker 1: I just don't know if you can. I don't need
Speaker 1: to bring in twenty two teams. Sixteen Fine, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry Zion didn't make the playoffs, but you know, they
Speaker 1: want to have a certain number of regular season games contractually,
Speaker 1: and you want to get the postseason in, and there
Speaker 1: hell bent on doing that. I brought up something in
Speaker 1: the first hour. In fact, I found out something in
Speaker 1: the first hour. Mark Price of the Cleveland Cavaliers not
Speaker 1: in the Basketball Hall of Fame, and he was an
Speaker 1: All American at Georgia Tech. He was drafted in the
Speaker 1: first round he I think Dallas drafted. Then he goes
Speaker 1: to the Cavaliers, helped them become contenders, and he was
Speaker 1: the I think Larry Bird was the first player who
Speaker 1: went fifty from the floor, forty from three point range,
Speaker 1: ninety from the free throw line. Mark Price was the
Speaker 1: second one to do that. Four time All Star. Maybe
Speaker 1: didn't play long enough. I don't know, but I was
Speaker 1: kind of surprised that Mark Price is not in the
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame because it's about college and pro. But
Speaker 1: I mean Mark Price was right there with Kevin Johnson,
Speaker 1: John Stockton, Isaiah Thomas, like he had a run. He
Speaker 1: had a run where he averaged at least fifteen and
Speaker 1: eight assist a game seven year period. So he's right
Speaker 1: there with Isaiah kJ and John Stockton. Yeah, Polly, but
Speaker 1: he was a very good player if you're a hardcore fan.
Speaker 1: But he was in such a shadow with the players
Speaker 1: around him at the time, Like you said, Isaiah Magic
Speaker 1: Jordan just in his own conference, there are so many
Speaker 1: more flashy, exciting, highlight players. He was easily forgotten by
Speaker 1: the casual fan if they had beaten the Bully if
Speaker 1: they had gone to Eastern Conference finals. And that was
Speaker 1: a really talented team, those cas That cav team was
Speaker 1: really good. Doherty and Nancy in their price. That was
Speaker 1: a good team, but they didn't do a good job
Speaker 1: double covering Michael Jordan. All Right, some phone calls here,
Speaker 1: and then once again we'll talk to the great comedian
Speaker 1: Bill Burr. Also this day in a show history. Do
Speaker 1: you have this, Paully, it's ready for later? Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't want to take it. You could do an apuant. Well, Marvin,
Speaker 1: who answers the phones here, came up with this from
Speaker 1: this date one year ago today. Do you want to
Speaker 1: do this? You want to do this now? It was
Speaker 1: a big deal at the time. Okay, all right, this
Speaker 1: is a one year ago today. Kevin Costner in studio
Speaker 1: in New York. Second time he had joined us, and
Speaker 1: he went after Paully. And here's how it sounded. I
Speaker 1: watched Field of Dreams just again the other day. Everyone
Speaker 1: loves that movie. It's got a lot of legs that
Speaker 1: could be around forever. But I was wondering, when you're
Speaker 1: getting pitched Field of Dreams, when they're pitching you, you
Speaker 1: were at your peak of stardom. Do you ever think
Speaker 1: this could be really still? No, no, no, no, we
Speaker 1: can't do that. Yeah yeah, kids, fence. Just okay, Polly,
Speaker 1: you can't say that, and you can't say that. Did
Speaker 1: you see what he said that you said, you pete,
Speaker 1: you misquoted me? You were okay, wait what did you say?
Speaker 1: You were? So? But don't you push me down? But
Speaker 1: when did you ever think when you got pitched the
Speaker 1: idea for Field Dreams, this could be really silly. It
Speaker 1: turned out fantastic. I can tell you exactly where I
Speaker 1: was when I read that movie. Dan and I were
Speaker 1: talking about it before we started the role, and I
Speaker 1: apologize for humiliating you. He just got the same treatment
Speaker 1: as that fan suck suck the the I apologize to
Speaker 1: the audience too. Uh the you can use that word
Speaker 1: if you just use it sparely, and it's just like
Speaker 1: a sword. I'm aware. He was talking about For Love
Speaker 1: of the Game, where he plays this picture Billie Chapel,
Speaker 1: and he said that they were shooting the movie and
Speaker 1: they had the extras, and these New Yorkers are yelling out,
Speaker 1: you suck, Billy Chapel, suck, And that's not supposed to
Speaker 1: be in the movie there, but the extras were there,
Speaker 1: and I guess shooting late at night, and they were mad,
Speaker 1: you know that they whenever they were getting twenty five
Speaker 1: dollars a day and they're yelling at Kevin Costa on
Speaker 1: the mound in true New York form. That was this
Speaker 1: day in show history, a year ago today. Yeah. Point,
Speaker 1: that was a wild scene because we got along very,
Speaker 1: very well within the last couple of times we had
Speaker 1: him in studio. I really was trying to say that
Speaker 1: he had reached like a high level. They got it,
Speaker 1: they got it, but it's funny how it didn't come
Speaker 1: out right. And his face was like you could see him,
Speaker 1: he like jerks back and he's ready to get well.
Speaker 1: What was worse when mclovin and Joe Montana, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because you told Joe Montana. You instigated that way. I
Speaker 1: told Joe what you had said before on numerous occasions,
Speaker 1: that Joe Montana was the system quarterback. Right, Okay, so
Speaker 1: you never said, Hey, whatever you do, don't tell Joe Montana. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, Steve Young obviously walked right in there and
Speaker 1: did the same thing. What does that imply to you?
Speaker 1: I know and Joe Montana, he turned on you. You
Speaker 1: still stand by that that Joe Montana was a system quarterback. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I taught by a big Twitter debate who at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, who's gonna have a better career
Speaker 1: of Russell Wilson or Joe Montana. I actually thought of
Speaker 1: Paulie immediately with that one. Joe Montana probably Russell Wilson
Speaker 1: threw an interception at the gold Mine. What if he hadn't?
Speaker 1: But he did? What was it? It was the terrible
Speaker 1: play call. It was he threw the pass and I
Speaker 1: don't know if they're getting back to another Montana went
Speaker 1: four no. I mean, he never threw an interception in
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl. It's Joe Montana. It's not even closed.
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson will have better stats. But that's what today's
Speaker 1: quarterback is about. Better stats. Joe Tanna was four no
Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl, never threw an interception. But if
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson and landed with Bill Walsh in San Francisco
Speaker 1: worked that way, he landed with Pete Carroll, who's going
Speaker 1: to go into the Hall of Fame? True? What Joe
Speaker 1: Montana gone to Seattle? What would happen I wait, don't
Speaker 1: do this. Tom Brady been drafted and by the Arizona Cardinals,
Speaker 1: he'd be out of the league and not ruggedly handsomely posing.
Speaker 1: Oh I know that the pictures of Tom Brady in
Speaker 1: the new Tampa Bay uniforms came out. Yeah, you still
Speaker 1: owe us an opinion on that. By the way, do
Speaker 1: you like the new look rugged Tommy? It's it's okay.
Speaker 1: But when you say, is Tom Brady handsome more handsome
Speaker 1: now or when he was younger? And I don't want
Speaker 1: to get into that. He just you know, he's a
Speaker 1: handsome guy, and like ruggedly handsome. When you get older,
Speaker 1: you're ruggedly handsome. At some point in your thirties, you
Speaker 1: transfer from hot to handsome, and that's that's a good
Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, I never did that. I never Seaton's
Speaker 1: the only one with boyband good looks. But even now
Speaker 1: that that maybe, if that was true, that was ten
Speaker 1: years ago. Yeah. Yeah. But and Fritzie, you know, he
Speaker 1: had his run too, about two years when you're backage
Speaker 1: camp counselor fell off the Yeah, I never had it,
Speaker 1: but you know, Seaton had it for a Seaton had
Speaker 1: it for a little while longer than everybody, but Todd
Speaker 1: had a good run there for probably what three or
Speaker 1: four years? Yeah, no, you know you were a beefed
Speaker 1: up mark ruffles late teens, move into the early mid
Speaker 1: twenties and then I don't know. All right, we'll get
Speaker 1: to phone calls here and uh yeah, the uh the
Speaker 1: Tampa Bay photos of Tom, all right, they look good.
Speaker 1: I want to see a cream sickle I don't care
Speaker 1: about these other Tampa uniforms there. That's what I want
Speaker 1: to see. I think we have the only mock up.
Speaker 1: And that's out in the man cave where I brought
Speaker 1: in our street artist Arcy, and I said, put him
Speaker 1: in the cream sick uniforms there. That's what I want
Speaker 1: to see when he's able to do that. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll take a break phone calls, and the great comedian
Speaker 1: Bill Burr will join us coming up Dale Junior in
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Speaker 1: The fourth season of Bill Burr's animated Netflix series F
Speaker 1: is for Family. He's got Laura Dern in there. Justin
Speaker 1: long Sam Rockwell. It started up last week. He's also
Speaker 1: in the Judd Aptol film The King of Staten Island,
Speaker 1: starring Bill alongside Pete Davidson and Marissa Tomay, that premiered
Speaker 1: on June twelfth. Big Time Actor now no longer comedian,
Speaker 1: Big Time Actor, Billy Burr, Good morning, Bill. I don't
Speaker 1: know about that, but yeah, I got a I had
Speaker 1: some lines in a movie that wasn't mine. That's a
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson vehicle. Dan Patt you borrow it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you steal the movie, but you borrow the movie?
Speaker 1: Is that fair to say? I don't know. You did well?
Speaker 1: It was fun. Thank you, Yeah, thank you? And Marissa
Speaker 1: Tomay brightens up everybody's day. She's probably the best I've
Speaker 1: ever worked with. She was and it just was incredible
Speaker 1: to work opposite against and like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: I don't know how to quite put into words, like
Speaker 1: she was one of those people she put the glasses
Speaker 1: on and they had the wig that she was and
Speaker 1: she just became somebody else, which was very intimidating. I
Speaker 1: was like, my god, I just a stupid comic. How
Speaker 1: am I gonna hang in here with this? But uh,
Speaker 1: yeah she was. She was amazing. But how do you
Speaker 1: work on the makeout scenes? You don't Radio loves It
Speaker 1: and all the creeps are in Radio? Like, how does
Speaker 1: this work? What was that? Like? Did you feel feelings? Um?
Speaker 1: Believe it or not? I had never done a kiss scene,
Speaker 1: kissing scene in any acting other than like kissing somebody
Speaker 1: hello real quick when you came home? So you know,
Speaker 1: and it's funny, is nobody you just assumed that you
Speaker 1: know what you're doing so um. I just remember before
Speaker 1: we did the first one, she was just she just
Speaker 1: looked at Chuch. She goes, is this like a kiss kiss?
Speaker 1: Or is this like and he goes, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're totally head over heels and blah blah.
Speaker 1: It was just so like mechanical that it just felt
Speaker 1: like it was part of the job, which so that's
Speaker 1: what it was. And then not to mention, like, you know,
Speaker 1: the way we were shooting, we were in close, so
Speaker 1: the people like who lived in the house next door
Speaker 1: who weren't in the movie, we're all sitting on their
Speaker 1: stairs looking at it. So it was probably the least
Speaker 1: romantic thing ever. So you're you're, you know, you're in
Speaker 1: your head. Oh my god, you know it's my breath.
Speaker 1: Steak is just going to look bad and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: It's it's nothing, nothing like what you think. Well, And
Speaker 1: the reason why I bring it up, I wasn't being
Speaker 1: creepy because I was in a Sandler movie where I
Speaker 1: have to kiss a woman and I'm not script it's
Speaker 1: not scripted to kiss her. Sandler decides to throw it
Speaker 1: into the script and and it was awkward. I didn't
Speaker 1: know the woman, and I had no time to think
Speaker 1: about it. And then you kiss her, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh god, hopefully I don't have to do
Speaker 1: another take. Like it was uncomfortable. That's exactly what I thought.
Speaker 1: And I remember when I got through that, I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, this movie's all downhill from there. You know.
Speaker 1: I got through that they somehow liked what I did,
Speaker 1: and now I can kind of continue on. So I actually,
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of being a comedian, people will say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe you do that. Out
Speaker 1: of you get the nerve to go up there. I
Speaker 1: find acting is takes way more courage because like we
Speaker 1: stand up. I mean, there is the initial the first
Speaker 1: time they call you up there and you hang on
Speaker 1: for dear life. But you have like an act and
Speaker 1: you you control the areas that you're gonna go to,
Speaker 1: so you will is you will create a comfort zone
Speaker 1: up there that you can just stay in for your
Speaker 1: whole career if you want. But like you get into acting,
Speaker 1: it's like to have you know, you look at the
Speaker 1: page going I don't know how to do. I gotta dance,
Speaker 1: you know. Opposite Mark Wahlbergers I might to doing something.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my, what is It's just like,
Speaker 1: we wrote this, we hired you, Now you have to
Speaker 1: do it. Whereas a comedian, I could be like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. That's not me. That's not part
Speaker 1: of my brand. Like with with acting, it's like, we
Speaker 1: wrote this, you have to go do it. And also
Speaker 1: when they see your performance, and I've seen some of
Speaker 1: the reactions, it's like, oh, wow, he can be a
Speaker 1: serious actor. And I remind people, and I said this
Speaker 1: after I watched the movie. If you think of comedy,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of darkness to comedy because you live
Speaker 1: things in your life. You just illuminate them to make
Speaker 1: jokes of what happened that could be something bad. You know,
Speaker 1: Sandler doing uncut gems, and they're like, man, he can
Speaker 1: be a serious actor. I'm assuming as a comedian you're
Speaker 1: kind of digging deep into dark areas there with your family,
Speaker 1: and then you make fun of it. So you are
Speaker 1: acting that way. If you listen to a lot of
Speaker 1: stories that comics tell, what they're telling you is very
Speaker 1: what happened in the life was very dramatic, and they
Speaker 1: live the drama of it, and then telling the story
Speaker 1: afterwards is just like putting the like, oh jeez, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't listen, you wouldn't believe this day. But like as
Speaker 1: whatever they're joking about when it was happening, it wasn't
Speaker 1: funny to them, So you know, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's also kind of funny to me that you would
Speaker 1: think that somebody could actually live a drama free life,
Speaker 1: like nothing bad was going to happen, you have no disagreements,
Speaker 1: just walking around with like a red nose and a
Speaker 1: clown horn all the day long. I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: not what it is, but you know what it's like. However,
Speaker 1: people see you then that that's the perception. I mean,
Speaker 1: before I became a comedian, I thought comedians were the
Speaker 1: coolest people in the world. That all they did was
Speaker 1: just go around joking around all day, making you laugh
Speaker 1: every eight seconds. You know that thing that a lot
Speaker 1: of people in the club, the crowd do when they
Speaker 1: come up to you like wow, you're like really mellow, wow,
Speaker 1: You're not Like I was, like, do you think I
Speaker 1: was going to be that guy screaming around and jumping
Speaker 1: up and down, Like how long would that be interesting?
Speaker 1: When I had Judd Appatel on last week, I said,
Speaker 1: can you guys, the reason why comedians hang out with
Speaker 1: comedians is you probably don't suffer fools then and if
Speaker 1: you're with like, you know, Jimmy next door, he's gonna
Speaker 1: try too hard to make you laugh. So does that
Speaker 1: white comedians hang out with each other? Well, I think
Speaker 1: just juxtaposition where we are, we probably you know, you
Speaker 1: get to know your co workers, you hang out with
Speaker 1: them and stuff, and my thing as long as somebody's
Speaker 1: cool or whatever, like I can hang out with them,
Speaker 1: and I know that I don't want to sit around
Speaker 1: and talk about my job after I'm done doing it,
Speaker 1: the same way a plumber. I don't want to sit
Speaker 1: there and be like so like when you get a
Speaker 1: busted radiator if he doesn't want to sit there and
Speaker 1: talk about that. So I usually whoever I hang out with,
Speaker 1: I try to they're into sports. That's what's great about sports,
Speaker 1: as you can steer it. You know. I remember the
Speaker 1: first time I did your show, we went to a
Speaker 1: break and I brought up some sports analogy or something
Speaker 1: like that, and you just looked over at me, and
Speaker 1: you would like, these are the thoughts that consume your world,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, I just did
Speaker 1: that to him. What is the last thing Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: wants to talk about during a break of a sports show?
Speaker 1: More sports? And I did it, so we're all guilty
Speaker 1: of it. Oh, I know. But people will do that.
Speaker 1: They'll go and here, let me give you a sports analogy.
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't understand something and there's a sports analogy
Speaker 1: that they have to dumb it down for me to go, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: now I get it. Yeah, I wanted your approval that
Speaker 1: I was officially a sports fan. What do you with comedians?
Speaker 1: People want your approval. I guess that they're funny or
Speaker 1: you know, but I don't know. I find most part
Speaker 1: people are pretty cool. We're talking to Bill Burr. The
Speaker 1: movie is The King of Staten Island and Pete Davidson.
Speaker 1: It's a Judd Apatel film. Also f is for Family
Speaker 1: at Stars Bill and Laura Dern the fourth season of
Speaker 1: the animated Netflix series What sport are you missing the
Speaker 1: most right now? That's a tough one. I would say
Speaker 1: the last two months was playoff hockey. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: just kind of like I'm more in like just baseball.
Speaker 1: I guess I missed baseball. I got excited to see
Speaker 1: some stuff about the NFL. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: how this works when you know you have a pandemic
Speaker 1: and the fire isn't put out yet, and then they
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna go out now and get the
Speaker 1: fire going again. I'd be honest with you, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why we have all this money to bail out banks,
Speaker 1: but we don't have an additional fund to just get
Speaker 1: everybody tested. You know who has it, you know who doesn't.
Speaker 1: Whoever has it stays home and everybody else can go
Speaker 1: to work so they don't lose their house or their business.
Speaker 1: You would think. I mean, I know it's a behemoth
Speaker 1: trying to run a country. I said that like I've
Speaker 1: ever done it. But you know, you know, I know
Speaker 1: it's not that simple. But I hope we're gonna I
Speaker 1: heard New York is like getting tested is getting a
Speaker 1: lot easier, which was the first positive news I've heard
Speaker 1: in a while. So hopefully. I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to see people go broke. Why don't you
Speaker 1: stick to the jokes here? Bill? Okay, did I get
Speaker 1: over my paper? Do you remember what was it? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't know, if it was intimidating, maybe that's not
Speaker 1: the right word. But when you're on with Chappelle, when
Speaker 1: you're on that show or you're on Breaking Bad, the
Speaker 1: magnitude of that and maybe they're not the same. But
Speaker 1: what were those feelings like when you were working, you know,
Speaker 1: on those those two shows, Oh, the night before, in
Speaker 1: the in the van ride over to set. Yeah, terrified,
Speaker 1: like how to Yeah, you never feel at least I
Speaker 1: don't feel worthy of being there. And but then I
Speaker 1: got this German Irish thing where I can just wall
Speaker 1: off all of my feelings, which is bad in my
Speaker 1: personal life, but in my professional life it's good. Like
Speaker 1: I I there's like a place I can go to
Speaker 1: mentally that I just like, all right, I'm just you know,
Speaker 1: one foot in front of the other. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: do this scene. People want you to, you know, they
Speaker 1: want it to go well. And then it's like afterwards,
Speaker 1: like the level of relief that I have. You know,
Speaker 1: after if I would do stand up on Letterman and
Speaker 1: it went well, just the level of relief, I would
Speaker 1: get so wound up emotionally, and then right before I
Speaker 1: would go out there, I would I had this little
Speaker 1: mental game I could play to get myself out of that.
Speaker 1: You know, I used to do the thing I would
Speaker 1: I would walk by the crowd and really look at
Speaker 1: the crowd as they were lined up waiting to go
Speaker 1: into the Ed Sullivan Theater. You know, look at that
Speaker 1: guy with his I Love New York t shirt. These
Speaker 1: are just regular people, Bill, This is just like doing
Speaker 1: a spot at the seller. It's just Dave Letterman is
Speaker 1: going to be sitting, you know, five feet away from you.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know if you measure yourself with
Speaker 1: like Chappelle and his brilliance and you know, can you
Speaker 1: be on that level or you're gonna be on breakout?
Speaker 1: That that's very easy. Answered, No, not even remotely. Davis Davis,
Speaker 1: Dave and then the rest of us are doing stand up.
Speaker 1: I mean, his latest special is incredible. Um yeah, well
Speaker 1: you just you know, you look at some great team.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a sports talogy, yet not for you,
Speaker 1: because this is how I lived my life. Okay. On
Speaker 1: all sports teams, there is there is the Tom Brady
Speaker 1: Joe Montana guy. But then you know, then there's also
Speaker 1: like the guys who just like just step up and
Speaker 1: make a play. Um, Malcolm Butler. There's those those guys.
Speaker 1: They step up in the moment and then like you
Speaker 1: just look like, I'm just gonna do my job. My
Speaker 1: job is to you know, do this these little five lines.
Speaker 1: I got these five lines down. Dave Chappelle's carrying the
Speaker 1: way of this or Brian Cranston, Um, Yeah, I find
Speaker 1: you just do your job and get and when they
Speaker 1: say cut, you get that, you get you get out
Speaker 1: of the way. Sorry about that. That's Bill Burr, comedian
Speaker 1: joining us on the program. Uh, you gotta do something
Speaker 1: with the background there in your crib. I don't, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do, I don't. Yeah, you're like a seventeen year
Speaker 1: old chick who's accessorizing too much. I can barely see you.
Speaker 1: You got dolls, you gotta you just need braceless in
Speaker 1: a nose ring, do you? Why don't you send me
Speaker 1: half of that crap and we'll meet in the middle.
Speaker 1: Do you have bars on your window there? What kind
Speaker 1: of neighborhood you live? What kind of Oh they're curtained.
Speaker 1: Oh they look like ours. Yeah, I'm a minimalist. Well
Speaker 1: you want to go around, Yeah, let's go around the room.
Speaker 1: Here yourself. I got something for breaking bad fans. I
Speaker 1: usually don't say souvenirs, but this shirt was so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: This is I just have this laying here. This is
Speaker 1: the shirt stagecoach shirt or whatever, the cowboy shirt that
Speaker 1: I wore when we robbed the train. Why didn't you
Speaker 1: get it framed? I haven't got around to it. All right?
Speaker 1: What else do you have in there? And that was
Speaker 1: like seven years ago or whenever? A right, let's show
Speaker 1: you what else do you got here? I'll show you
Speaker 1: the coolest thing any any fan ever got me? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, all right? Um, So I did a
Speaker 1: gigging in Boston. I'm a huge hockey fan. And this
Speaker 1: guy who custom paints goalie masks. Look at this bur oh,
Speaker 1: it says bur ruin bah. And on this side it's
Speaker 1: got look at that, it's got George Carlin, Richard pryor uh.
Speaker 1: On this side. I played drums as a hobby. So
Speaker 1: the East in big band days, they would they would
Speaker 1: say br like Buddy rich led zeppein because I like
Speaker 1: John Bonham and Steven Adler's skull from the Appetite for destruction.
Speaker 1: And then on top I'm a Ford guy, I also
Speaker 1: say go you know what yourself at the end of
Speaker 1: my podcast. So the F word is written like the
Speaker 1: Ford logo. Can't have that. And on the back he's
Speaker 1: got a Patrise O'Neil, the greatest comed guy. Isn't that incredible?
Speaker 1: That is awesome? And he just gave it to me
Speaker 1: and I could barely thank him and he left. Who's
Speaker 1: over your right shoulder, that's Angus Young. That's Angush Young
Speaker 1: on the High Voltage Tour. That's Bobby your And down there,
Speaker 1: that's at the Comedy Store with Dana Carvey, uh, Norm
Speaker 1: McDonald and David Spade, three of my huge comedy heroes.
Speaker 1: That was my favorite cast of SNL and night. We
Speaker 1: were all down there, I think it was David Spade show,
Speaker 1: and he put me on in the main room comedy
Speaker 1: store back when you could do stand up comedy in
Speaker 1: front of human beings, and you know, we went down
Speaker 1: there just it just so happened that there was a
Speaker 1: photographer down there and he snapped that picture and that
Speaker 1: is my my favorite. Like, you know, other than my
Speaker 1: my close friends that I started with, I just if
Speaker 1: you told me that I was going to get to
Speaker 1: work with any of them on any capacity, I would
Speaker 1: have been, you know, over the moonment. Don't get sentimental.
Speaker 1: I mean, once again, stick to the jokes here, Bill,
Speaker 1: you're getting heavy. Can you stop taking your emotionally like
Speaker 1: your childhood out on me. I'm sorry you weren't hugged
Speaker 1: as a child. There. I have things and I enjoy things.
Speaker 1: Why are you hiding so much on your own show?
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted if I was a therapist. This
Speaker 1: is a very guarded set that you have all of
Speaker 1: this stuff. Do you need to prove to people that
Speaker 1: you're that love that they send you all these dolls? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I got I got a commercial break. Here has
Speaker 1: to break up against the commercial break Lea. I'd love
Speaker 1: to spend a lot of the best way to diffuse
Speaker 1: when somebody's coming at you disagree with? What do you
Speaker 1: do that because you're insecure? Yes, yes, yes i am.
Speaker 1: I'm all the above. Absolutely. Hey, congrats on the film
Speaker 1: and uh love the mustache looked hot and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: we've both had one thing in common. We've both made
Speaker 1: out with Merrissa Tomay. Well there you go, you know,
Speaker 1: and I felt that warmth during this this interview and
Speaker 1: yours was in a movie. Thank you? Bill. All right,
Speaker 1: that's Billberg. The movie is King of Statn Island. We'll
Speaker 1: take a break back after this. Thanks for listening to
Speaker 1: The Dan Patrick Show podcast. Be sure to catch us
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Speaker 1: Patrick Show. Yeah, the King of Staaten Island. I liked it.
Speaker 1: I thought Bill Burr was really good. Marissa Tomay really good. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's really based on Pete Davidson's like loosely based on
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson's life. I thought that some of his friends
Speaker 1: in the movie were really good, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: see more of them. But the King of Staaten Island.
Speaker 1: A couple of phone calls here, Roger in New York. Hi, Roger,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? Hey? What's up? Then? So,
Speaker 1: I know you don't want to talk baseball, but I do.
Speaker 1: I just gotta bring back up. Okay. So I'm pretty
Speaker 1: I'm definitely a being angry. I mean, in terms of
Speaker 1: the season coming back. I feel like the MLB Players
Speaker 1: Association and the owners they're not only not seeing that
Speaker 1: at eye, but I feel like the financials behind it,
Speaker 1: he's just not like it's not all add it up.
Speaker 1: So I find that to make things better, I think
Speaker 1: that the Players Association has to alrighty, very dramatic pause there, though,
Speaker 1: thank you for holding for forty minutes. Right, He's where
Speaker 1: MLB is basically right now anyway, Walter in Florida joins
Speaker 1: us Hi Walter, how are you great? Great? Ay? Dan.
Speaker 1: You know this might come across as blasphemy, but I
Speaker 1: think this is a great opportunity for baseball to get
Speaker 1: its viewership back by you know, make it an eighty
Speaker 1: two seasons for now and forever, play only in the summer.
Speaker 1: Everybody takes a pay cut, and you you know, make
Speaker 1: it affordable for a family afford to go to a
Speaker 1: game again. You know, my kids, you know, they're in college,
Speaker 1: and I thought, oh, they would love to play baseball.
Speaker 1: They just for board. It's not the top of the
Speaker 1: entertainment food chain. So knock it down. Eighty two games,
Speaker 1: keep it short, keep it in the summer, don't compete
Speaker 1: with football. And yeah they take a pay cut, but
Speaker 1: a family ford and go see a game again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they don't care about that, Walter. They don't care,
Speaker 1: and thanks for the phone call. They don't. These players
Speaker 1: are making their money. They feel like they've earned that money.
Speaker 1: These owners are making their money, and they continue to
Speaker 1: price gouge you there until you stop going. And I've
Speaker 1: said for years now, I don't know why owners don't
Speaker 1: make it more fan friendly to get more people in
Speaker 1: younger fans to experience a baseball game. We all had
Speaker 1: that one, that first baseball game, and we can all
Speaker 1: remember it. But you're not giving these kids that moment
Speaker 1: because it costs so much just parking, like just getting
Speaker 1: in the door, you're down a Hundy and then everything
Speaker 1: that goes along with going there. But if you set
Speaker 1: up special areas and you say, hey, if you get
Speaker 1: straight a's, you bring your report card in or we'll
Speaker 1: put you out there, you know the tickets are going
Speaker 1: to be three dollars, five dollars at the moment. Whatever
Speaker 1: it is, get you into the ballpark, because I want
Speaker 1: repeat business. And part of baseball is it's about the
Speaker 1: same people going to games and watching games. You don't
Speaker 1: have that curiosity factor, and that's where you're thinking long term,
Speaker 1: bigger picture here, and baseball is getting older, and I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the fan base Baseball getting older and not
Speaker 1: wiser either. Alan and Los Angeles. Hi, Alan, would you
Speaker 1: have for me today? Yeah, good morning, Dan. This is
Speaker 1: Alan from LAM hardcall Baseball Fan. I just have a
Speaker 1: a idea for a T shirt or any banks let's
Speaker 1: play one, you know. And also Buster Only's article was
Speaker 1: so great. He said that Baseball just would have signed
Speaker 1: that agreement in March. They would have been the only
Speaker 1: team and they would have been goodwill ratings and for
Speaker 1: the long term, and they are ruining baseball for the
Speaker 1: long term. And as a hardcore baseball fan, I feel
Speaker 1: so bad. Yeah, I don't have answers, and thank you, Alan.
Speaker 1: I'm just like everybody else. You know, it's just frustrating.
Speaker 1: It is because baseball was really important to me. It's
Speaker 1: becoming less and less important because it's not really big ball.
Speaker 1: You either hit a home run or you strike out.
Speaker 1: Baseball has no movement anymore. And I could understand, you know,
Speaker 1: if if I've taken my kids to a game I
Speaker 1: made I didn't make them, but I made sure that
Speaker 1: they went to see Derek Jeters last year. I wanted
Speaker 1: them to just so they could tell, you know, their kids, grandkids,
Speaker 1: they saw Derek Jeter played Yankee Stadium. I thought it
Speaker 1: was that important. But there's no movement and they're there.
Speaker 1: You can tell like they're restless. They're teenagers at the time,
Speaker 1: and they're going, what's you know, what's a big deal. Now.
Speaker 1: My son's a baseball fan, but my daughters are like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of boring here, no movement whatsoever.
Speaker 1: And that's another problem. Hey, if we give everybody what
Speaker 1: they want, they want home runs, everybody's gonna be watching,
Speaker 1: everybody's gonna want to tune in. And that's not the case.
Speaker 1: Mark Grace was on yesterday. He said, you know, there's
Speaker 1: never a hitting run anymore, there's never a suicide squeeze.
Speaker 1: You don't give yourself up going to the other side
Speaker 1: of the endfield. And you might say, well, those are boring.
Speaker 1: That's movement. Watch a baseball game if when they come
Speaker 1: back and how much movement there is or there isn't.
Speaker 1: It's I can throw ninety seven and your launch angle
Speaker 1: is to hit a home run. That's all it is.
Speaker 1: It's not exciting too much of a good thing. Hey,
Speaker 1: people want home runs. Okay, we'd like to have a
Speaker 1: little bit more and you don't have that, h Jesse
Speaker 1: in La Hi Jess, heype five ten to a hard
Speaker 1: one sixty nine pp. I've been waiting for you could
Speaker 1: build her back on for a long time and that
Speaker 1: all the creeps are on the radio line is exactly favorite.
Speaker 1: He's great if if if you're cruising around Netflix, check
Speaker 1: out of the older stand up show Let It Go.
Speaker 1: You absolutely love it. But but my comment on the
Speaker 1: MLB started to do this year is, but let's progect
Speaker 1: the value of all MW teams. As of late twenty nineteen,
Speaker 1: according to the website stadium Talk are the Baltimore Oils
Speaker 1: at two point one billion. Those state players are leade
Speaker 1: minimum five hundred and sixty thousand. And I'm more than
Speaker 1: a casual baseball fan. I'll come back to watch, but
Speaker 1: I believe, as you say, they're going to lose even
Speaker 1: more money in the long run by not coming back
Speaker 1: when it comes to gate entry because it just looks
Speaker 1: terrible to the everyday person. Thanks a lot, and thank you, Jesse.
Speaker 1: I was fortunate growing up that if you got straight a's,
Speaker 1: and granted I didn't, but people in my house. Did
Speaker 1: you got tickets to the Reds? And I remember going
Speaker 1: to the Padres game. The Padres weren't any good, but
Speaker 1: I got to go see the big Red Machine in
Speaker 1: Cincinnati at Riverfront Stadium and it didn't cost that much
Speaker 1: and my dad took us and I just and it
Speaker 1: stayed with me. We were in center field. That's where
Speaker 1: they put the straight a kids or those who knew
Speaker 1: the straight a kids, and they weren't great seats. I
Speaker 1: was in the ballpark. We went there for batting practice.
Speaker 1: I got. I just remember everything about it. It was
Speaker 1: sensory overload and I never forgot that. And that's what
Speaker 1: baseball is missing out on. Get another generation in the
Speaker 1: ballpark to experience it. And it's affordable so Dad can
Speaker 1: take them. Dale Junior coming up. Final Hour