1 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: Up there, mikes. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I 2 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: know the most about sports, so I'll give you the 3 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a 4 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: sports junior. What's up, everybody. I'm Eddie and I know 5 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: the least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, 6 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,479 Speaker 1: your sports watcher. Don't know the who's who's, don't know 7 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: the what's. What's what up? Y'all? It is siss. I'm 8 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: from the North Alpha Male. Live on the west side 9 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: of Nashville, actually very close to the city. You just 10 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: take the Expressway about ten minutes going seventy five and 11 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: on the weekends being Bazer shotgun Hard Selzer's guys over 12 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: to you. I'll just go ahead and hit it, guys 13 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: real quick. Before you hit that, you hit they already did. 14 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: Um sorry I was late. Um you guys into coming 15 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: into work today there was an active shooter. It looks 16 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,960 Speaker 1: like they're still active shooting. What yeah, so so like 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get to work or what are you 18 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: talking about? And there are cop cars everywhere and traffic 19 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: and people trying to get in and out whatever, and 20 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: there's a news guy on the sidewalk shooting video and 21 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: come on, man, I commune shooting or shooting video video? 22 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: It was it was a live shot. So me being 23 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: a Newsy coach, I mean, I communicate with these people. 24 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 1: So I rout my window down. So I rolled the 25 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 1: window down, like, hey, man, what's happening over there? He's like, dude, 26 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: active shooter right now at Quinta. I'm like, really, what 27 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: else you know? It's all we know right now. Man, 28 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: I'm just getting b roll right now. The reporters on 29 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 1: the way, we'll get more information. Can you pull your 30 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: jeep out of here? You're not with the dudes? Hey, 31 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: I'm blocking the shot. Can you move your car so 32 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: I can get a shot of a cop car? Dude? 33 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: What sucks? And also that golf bag in the back. 34 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: That's awesome, dude, what is it? A pusher? Yeah? Store 35 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: Losers Nation got deaf me for my birthday. I just 36 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: turned forty five the other day. Do you see it? 37 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: I did? It? Looked awesome? No? No, no, the active 38 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: the news. Oh I have found him. Okay, So I 39 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: got a tweet right here that says that working. What 40 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,800 Speaker 1: does it say working? Uh? Here's one. Here we go, 41 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 1: here you go, heavy PD presence at the Laquinta end 42 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: at Sidco Drive with a helicopter flying over swat has 43 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 1: been called. According to police on the scene. Don't know 44 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: circumstances the situation, but at least one person. Guys, I 45 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: know more than they do right now. Camera dude told 46 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: me active shooter situation. Well, here I googled active shooter Nashville, 47 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:41,799 Speaker 1: and it comes up ban Joe oversold surveillance software's features 48 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: Utah auditor says, we'll read more. Coach, Okay, that's probably 49 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: not the article. Coach, Well, I don't understand ban Joe 50 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: man sells. How do how does something about a bogo 51 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: deal with Banjoe's and guitar? How does that come up? 52 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: Maybe you have to activate the ban Joe and then 53 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:03,239 Speaker 1: you hut, that is why. Okay, And maybe maybe I'm 54 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: just not very good at googling things. You all know 55 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: you're not good at anything. I'm not good at googling, 56 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,679 Speaker 1: and I'm not. But I put active shooter Nashville. I 57 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: figured that would be the top thing you would put 58 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: in if there's an active shooter in Nashville. The thing is, 59 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: there's the story that comes up, is ban Joe oversold 60 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: software's feature guys, and it's breaking news. Uh question, if 61 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: you're trying to find it, is Twitter the best still 62 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: or is now dick tok you took the words right 63 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: out of my Twitter. Twitter. If you want fast news, 64 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: it's Twitter lunch. You're looking at Google. They don't publish 65 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: articles sometimes they pull up tweets sometimes, but but the 66 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 1: article they have to publish takes forever and they want 67 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: to get all the information right. So Twitter is reckless. 68 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: Twitter would just be like, Hey, I'm at the scene, 69 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: I see a guy with a gun, I see cops. 70 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: This is what's happening, And you kind of get more 71 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: information on Twitter trying to find out. This says cyclopedia 72 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: it has a hotel, but it says Nashville business owner's 73 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: help after weekend flood Apedia shooter McGavin. He's a character. 74 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: I do hope everybody's okay, coach me too. But I 75 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: mean it was crazy, crazy, crazy crazy kind of tough 76 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: though with the breaking news in these pre records. Well, 77 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: I mean it's okay. I don't think people are going 78 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: to do research. One's gonna do research. Maybe they're gonna 79 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: find out, maybe they'll really is the average person who 80 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: listen to this is doing nothing at their job and 81 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,479 Speaker 1: they're just that's not true. That's not true. When I 82 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 1: worked in news, I would listen to radio shows while 83 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: I was working. So would I. There's a lot of 84 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: sitting around, coach pimp. When I worked at Grande Communications, 85 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 1: I did tell communication marketing dude. One phone here on 86 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 1: the customer, the other one I had a sports show. 87 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: I would always listening. Would you ever confuse the conversations 88 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: like all the time? Like home run, home run, not 89 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 1: home run? That's not a home run? Deal? Sorry about that? Okay, um, 90 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 1: Yes that was bad placed on afternoon baseball? Sorry? What 91 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: was the question? Yes you want the Grande triple play? Yes, 92 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: all three package, cable, Internet and phone. It's Sissan Raymundo here. 93 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: Oh stolen base I mean no, you didn't steal because 94 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: I was a steal. I mean steal of a deal man, 95 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: steal of a deal. He was in there. I've never 96 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: had a job where I can do that. Let's go Yankees. 97 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 1: You only have like three jobs. I really have amazing 98 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 1: pushed a cart. I either talked on a microphone or 99 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: I yanked mine four jobs. Well before I had this job, 100 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 1: I had a lot of jobs because I had. I 101 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 1: mean I worked at Sam's pushing cars, know that one 102 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: and Duncan Duncan Jonnah. Yeah, and then I went to Walmart. 103 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 1: When I got laid off from Sam's, I went to 104 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 1: Walmart because they were the same company. Pushed cards there, 105 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: and then I went to Jason's Deli. Then I came here. 106 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 1: But I also was an orientation leader at U T. 107 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: S A. I worked for the San Antonio Spurs, so 108 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,359 Speaker 1: I had a lot of mixture of jobs. But I 109 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 1: had you get paid for this, you know, I got 110 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: paid for the Spurs job and every because you only 111 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 1: worked half the home games. And you know what you got. 112 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 1: You got paid by the our plus man who would 113 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 1: slap your ass. Plus you got two tickets to the 114 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: games you weren't working. What's your name, skinny guy? He 115 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: never said that to you. No, no, But I played 116 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: Tony Parker one on one? What about Tony? So you 117 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: played one on one with him? But he still didn't 118 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: know your name? Yeah, more like one on zero coach, 119 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: But we get the image you were invisible too, but 120 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 1: you're basically a traffic coach. Hey, did your knees buckle? 121 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 1: Did you fall over? No? It was more he was. 122 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: I was standing there and he I need a LUs 123 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 1: was challenging the ball boy to practice. He's like, pick 124 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 1: and roll? Pick and roll? What are you doing? Pick 125 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,599 Speaker 1: and roll? So I'll set the scene. If you're looking 126 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 1: at the car court from left or right, we're on 127 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: the right end. I see it, like yes, So we're 128 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 1: on the right hand basket and we're standing there and 129 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: he I'm just kind of there and it's just him, 130 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: and so there's no one else there, just you and Tony. Yeah, 131 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: there's no one else shooting nothing. This is our worse 132 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: before the game. And Tony's there early. Tony's there early. 133 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: This is I mean rookie season. It's what players today, 134 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 1: rookie you know, Like he was really young, young dude. 135 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: And so he starts shooting and I'm just standing there. 136 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: And then so I'm standing on the court and then 137 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 1: he starts come here, come here. So he did say 138 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: you skinny kid, and then he kind of does like 139 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: a fake like oh up and under past me, and 140 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 1: he does like a couple of trick shots and he 141 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 1: missed him. So it's me kind of playing one on 142 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: one with Tony Parker and we're talking wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, 143 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: back it up. So, so he called you over there 144 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: just to mess with you, not to really like help. Well, 145 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: I mean, so he called you over and then you 146 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: did a couple of Harlem globe He did a couple 147 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: of Harlem globe trotter tricks, and then you went on 148 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 1: your way. I guess maybe we were just hey, how's 149 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: it going, Hey, how's it going? Oh? You know, I 150 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 1: want to shoot? They call that shooting them. Yeah, you 151 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 1: want to shoot? Okay, cool. So then he does a 152 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: couple of trick you know, and then did you shoot 153 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: at all? No? I didn't shoot. I didn't shoot on Tony, 154 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: I didn't get because you didn't do anything. But we 155 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: got guys warming up for team's NBA bats everything else, 156 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: and he's shooting the pig with lunch. Come on, I 157 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: hope my guys are better prepared for a bat. Like 158 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: I said, he did just kind of a trick under 159 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: up and under I thought you were like a make 160 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 1: a wish or something like, like somebody that maybe got 161 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: a charity ticket. No, And so I did that for 162 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 1: about ten minutes and I went and sat down on 163 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: the bench and that's when my boss came. He goes, 164 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: what hell do you think you're doing He got the 165 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: gatorade bottles squirting it in his face. Yeah, it's all 166 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: fold the T shirts. Sorry about that. Coach Tony needed 167 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: me and my boss, Mike Plumber talks to me. He's like, 168 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: what are you doing? You think you're doing? Man? And 169 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, he's talking to me when we just 170 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 1: act like I don't hear him, Like, I mean, sorry, 171 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:50,719 Speaker 1: you do that sometimes in the show. That's different. I mean, 172 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 1: Tony Parker is there talking to you. Am I supposed 173 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,679 Speaker 1: to just be like, hey, sorry, man, not a loow 174 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 1: to talk to you. I'm not supposed to talk to 175 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: you or just ignore him, or I like I can't 176 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: hear him. No, he talks to me. I'm gonna talk back. 177 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 1: He tells me, let's play some basketball. Let's play some basketball. 178 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 1: You come over here. I'm sorry, I don't hear anything. 179 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,559 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying because I can't hear you. 180 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: I'm looking at Iceman Germans retired Jersey. What a dream 181 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 1: job though? You love the Spurs and get that. No, 182 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: not coach. He did it because he he loves the Spurs. 183 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 1: Because he did that, I did fall in love with 184 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: the Spurs more because of that, and you got to 185 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,200 Speaker 1: see what a cool organization and how everything was run, 186 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 1: and everyone was so nice and friendly at the organization 187 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: that it really did enhance my love for the Spurs. Well, 188 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,439 Speaker 1: I think the Spurs are out of the whole league, 189 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:38,800 Speaker 1: the team that no one really almost like, the team 190 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 1: in the bad part of town, the team that doesn't 191 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 1: have a lot of money, the team that doesn't have 192 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: a lot of flash. I mean, really kind of the 193 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,079 Speaker 1: black sheep of the league. Huh. It's just a small 194 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 1: market of Spurs for sure. I mean they're not combined 195 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 1: a lot of stuff there. They used to be boring. 196 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,079 Speaker 1: Now they're more energetic. They don't have Tim Duncan, but 197 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,880 Speaker 1: they don't have any superstars. Still not flashy coach, but 198 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: they're shooting a different tote, really different offense than we're 199 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: talking about with Lunch. That team was known for bounced 200 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 1: passes and boredom. They were more throw it into the post, 201 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,440 Speaker 1: let Duncan back them down or rob you know. They 202 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: played very boring basketball. Then they adjusted started passing the 203 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 1: ball all around the court and then everybody's like, man, 204 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,560 Speaker 1: we gotta catch up with the Spurs. They're just throwing 205 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:20,680 Speaker 1: the ball in the rock around. They're passing it like magicians, 206 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 1: and then everybody started copying the Spurs. But we don't. 207 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 1: There's not a lot of big personalities that Tim Duncan 208 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 1: is not gonna get out there and have shoe deals 209 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 1: and me the most famous spur Ray no current Oh 210 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: uh do they have a guy named Patty Mills? They do? 211 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:45,959 Speaker 1: Not the most famous. Uh. I mean the fact that 212 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,959 Speaker 1: the new Patty Mills pretty good, that's pretty impressive. But 213 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 1: come on, that's all I got. Demarta Rosen there you go. 214 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: Other than that, you're screwed. I mean, that's that's it. 215 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:03,480 Speaker 1: They don't. He's already ay to Brooklyn, But what the 216 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 1: how do we get on that? I don't know where 217 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 1: we went, but what a nice city that it is. No, 218 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,760 Speaker 1: I want to talk about. I get an email from 219 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 1: the school right my kid goes to daycare and they say, hey, 220 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 1: not really a school coach. Well whatever, they say, Hey, 221 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,120 Speaker 1: just so you know, we're gonna have an Easter egg 222 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: hunt tomorrow. I'm like, absolutely awesome. Sounds great. Let's got 223 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 1: yourn costume. And so they said, if you could send 224 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,640 Speaker 1: some eggs that already filled, that would be great. Wait 225 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: what no, no, no, no, you're the school you're putting 226 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 1: on the Easter egg hunt. I already pay you guys money. 227 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 1: I don't need to provide the eggs that the kids 228 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:48,920 Speaker 1: are going to find with candy in them. Am I 229 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 1: crazy for thinking that was a weird request? What if 230 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 1: we learned teachers? I believe that the status the teachers 231 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 1: excuse me out of their own pockets. So maybe the 232 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: same thing with daycare? Whatever school your kids at it 233 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 1: go it cost you nothing. Give them three eggs filled 234 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,319 Speaker 1: with fifty cents. You go buy a bag of plastic eggs, 235 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,080 Speaker 1: it's a dollar fifty. And then you buy a bag 236 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,560 Speaker 1: of chocolates coach, that's two dollars, and there you go. 237 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 1: You spend four dollars. And so why doesn't the school 238 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:19,679 Speaker 1: do that? Because they have to do that for twenty kids. Yeah, 239 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,719 Speaker 1: but I'm already paying tuition. Everybody pays. WHOA, what do 240 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 1: you do? White? Taking your shirt off because it's really 241 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,080 Speaker 1: hot in here? Well, I believe you show you gotta 242 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,959 Speaker 1: talk on the mica. You didn't know he was on video. 243 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,440 Speaker 1: I just maybe I'm just weird, but I was no, no, no, 244 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 1: it's them, not you it's what No, honey, it's it's them. 245 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:43,440 Speaker 1: It's totally not you. You're in the right. That's like 246 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: asking me, Hey, we're gonna do coloring tomorrow, but you 247 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 1: need to send the coloring book. That No, Like, you're 248 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,400 Speaker 1: the reason I send my kid there is You're supposed 249 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 1: to provide the activities. That's what you're there for. That's 250 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:00,839 Speaker 1: what babysitting your kids. I mean, when a babysitter comes 251 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: to my house, two babysit my kids, which pretty much 252 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,280 Speaker 1: is what day care is doing. Uh, they don't I mean, 253 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,880 Speaker 1: and they don't bring anything. They don't bring supplies, they basic. 254 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,600 Speaker 1: I basically have to feed them. I have to order 255 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 1: pizza for them if it's dinner time. That is part 256 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,920 Speaker 1: of it, right, yeah, I mean they're gonna be there 257 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,680 Speaker 1: through dinner. Get him a couple of my house. Coach, 258 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,800 Speaker 1: it's the same. But when you're when you send your 259 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 1: kid to school, When you send your kid to school, 260 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 1: I have to send lunch with them, Coach. If you 261 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,160 Speaker 1: have a dude babysitter, you gotta make sure of twelvers 262 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 1: on ice or what. Coach, When I send my kids 263 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 1: to school, So when you send your kid to school, 264 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,000 Speaker 1: do you have to send him with the worksheets he's 265 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: gonna fill out? No? Not, they provide those, right, You're right, coach, 266 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,679 Speaker 1: I mean they should provide everything. Coach. When you send 267 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: your kid to school, do you have to send the 268 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,760 Speaker 1: playground with them? Or is it there at school that 269 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: they know? No, coach the playgrounds there with that school 270 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,200 Speaker 1: coaches thought out his bit for the big show. You're 271 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,439 Speaker 1: not going to make the you have interesting points. My point. 272 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: My point is this, maybe it is a negotiation battle 273 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,280 Speaker 1: where you guys are trying to figure out who's gonna 274 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: put up a fight and who isn't. Maybe the daycare 275 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: scene where they can get away with so you, as 276 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:05,840 Speaker 1: parent needs to stand up say this, and then maybe 277 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,080 Speaker 1: another guy joins you. You don't look like such a 278 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,920 Speaker 1: clown and you change the course of this daycare or 279 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 1: or coach, you show them who's boss and send baby 280 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: box with nothing. See what happens, coach. Or you put 281 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: one an egg where it looks like it's gonna be candy, 282 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: your money in there, but it's a rotten egg. It's 283 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: a buch a smelly egg. Jumpers on them, egg on 284 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,800 Speaker 1: their face. Somebody did that to our studio here. What 285 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: they do They left her egg in here and they 286 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: waited for it to rot so we can smell it eventually. 287 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 1: But it never smelled. I remember, yeah, a tig tiger 288 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 1: Daniel did. And then they came in like two months later. 289 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 1: I like, you guys never smelled anything bad. It's like, no, 290 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: he reaches under one of the desk, like, daange, dude, 291 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 1: we put this thing two months ago. I guess it 292 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,840 Speaker 1: doesn't smell waiting for it to I don't remember that 293 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: at all, because there's some fungus already that a C 294 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,360 Speaker 1: is pumping out that are equally as bad as exactly 295 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 1: send them to school with no eggs. Oh, you're guarantee. 296 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 1: I'm not sending them with a It's ridiculous. Sit them 297 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 1: out and you can't get she's not gonna send him 298 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: with eggs. But your wife's gonna put in the kid's 299 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:07,440 Speaker 1: bag as you want. No, she will not. That's like 300 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 1: a few weeks ago they said, oh, we're having a 301 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 1: book fair if you'd like to buy some books for 302 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: the school. What No, Like, why would I buy the 303 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 1: books for your classroom? That is the whole point of 304 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,080 Speaker 1: having a daycare. They were having a book fair so 305 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: the kids can buy books not to keep. Well, No, 306 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 1: they had something they said, Oh, you can buy books, 307 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: and then here's a list that books would be good 308 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 1: in your kids classroom, like if you want to give 309 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,640 Speaker 1: him a present. It's like, what, No, why would I 310 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 1: be buying books for your class? Daycare is genius? What's 311 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 1: the name of this daycare? We need to hear about. 312 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: We need to know the name of this No, we're 313 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 1: not saying the name of the daycare. I just I 314 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,240 Speaker 1: can't believe they put all of it on you, Like, hey, 315 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 1: you're gonna pay to have your kid come to this daycare, 316 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,120 Speaker 1: and then throughout the year, we're gonna ask you to 317 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,480 Speaker 1: buy books for the daycare. You need to provide the 318 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,160 Speaker 1: eggs and the candy for the Easter egg hunt. Here's 319 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 1: my question. Do you just come on the mic or 320 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 1: you actually going to voice these concern to the school. No, 321 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: he won't say anything. It's just a bit for the 322 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 1: big show. It irks me. No, I just don't send anything. 323 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: I don't buy the books and I don't send eggs 324 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: with no coach, Well, then the kid's not going to 325 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 1: participate in the Easter egg hunt. Don't say It doesn't 326 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 1: say you have to send eggs to participate. It says, oh, 327 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: if you can send eggs with candy, that way we 328 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,440 Speaker 1: have some behind. It's like, no, little Timmy, is your 329 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,440 Speaker 1: dad not at home? Yeah, he's home. You don't have 330 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:32,720 Speaker 1: an involved dad. No, he's home, he said, knowing no eggs. 331 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:38,560 Speaker 1: What you're coming across as a guy that's never there, Like, 332 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,760 Speaker 1: I don't think you guys, But I'm saying the people 333 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,200 Speaker 1: that bring stuff have good parents that care about the kid. 334 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: That they are a bunch of sucker, I know, but 335 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 1: they equate that to a kid having a good home. 336 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: Your kid keeps going with nothing, no books, nothing, Coach, 337 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:54,640 Speaker 1: you seem real bad. I don't think there's a reason 338 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,080 Speaker 1: to be all worked up the way you are. Like, 339 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: it's it's okay if you don't want to participate, don't participate. 340 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 1: But but but but no, in the future, coach, you 341 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,760 Speaker 1: you know who's gonna suffer from this? Your kid? That's it. 342 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 1: If you want to do it and you think it's 343 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,600 Speaker 1: worth the fight, hey, fight it, man, it's all you. 344 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,200 Speaker 1: But who's gonna suffer? Why is he gonna suffer? Because 345 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,800 Speaker 1: they're gonna say there's gonna be a point where it's like, 346 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,359 Speaker 1: I'm not bringing cupcakes for someone else's birthday. They should 347 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 1: bring the cupcakes for their birthday. And then guess what, 348 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: everyone's gonna get a cupcake except your son, and you're 349 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,320 Speaker 1: gonna be like that's stupid, and he's gonna be like, wow, 350 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,080 Speaker 1: I still didn't get a cupcake. No, I understand if 351 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:33,280 Speaker 1: it's a kid's birthday, if it's my kid's birthday, someone 352 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: else's kids, Yeah, why would I bring cupcakes for someone 353 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 1: else's birthday? That? See, I'm telling I'm guarantee there's gonna 354 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 1: be a situation like that that comes up and you're 355 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: not gonna agree with it. And guess who's not gonna 356 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,360 Speaker 1: get a cookie? Your son? But it's fine you want 357 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: to argue it. Why would I bring cookie for someone 358 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: else's That's a fake example, but that's what I mean. 359 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Okay. That's like if your school came to 360 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,520 Speaker 1: you and said, hey, uh, I need you to buy 361 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:03,440 Speaker 1: the textbooks for the classroom. What would you say, Uh, yeah, 362 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: how much do you need? I mean, coach, if you 363 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,199 Speaker 1: had to if you lost a textbook in school, you 364 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: would have to do different. You lost it There's also 365 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 1: an old saying of sometimes you don't have to pick 366 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 1: every battle. You've got to be choosy. There's also a 367 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 1: good saying coach that says that something like let it go, ah, 368 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,639 Speaker 1: don't worry, be happy coaches four dollars by the freaking eggs. 369 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,000 Speaker 1: For instance, my apartment complex. This is a terrible example, 370 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,800 Speaker 1: but they told us one day they're not going to 371 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,119 Speaker 1: take our trash. So trash built up, and then it 372 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: ended up being a whole weekend. Guys ended up being 373 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 1: about a whole week. There was no valet trash pick up. 374 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: And I said, am I going to argue this about 375 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: how terrible it smells in the clubhouse, the lobby, how 376 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 1: awful it looks when I had people visit with all 377 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,159 Speaker 1: this trash in front of people's doors, Or am I 378 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 1: just going to not give a rip and in a 379 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 1: week it'll all be better? Good one I chose the ladder, Yeah, 380 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,760 Speaker 1: I expect that a funch. It it'll come in a week. 381 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,520 Speaker 1: Did it get better? Yeah? I guess what. It doesn't 382 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,520 Speaker 1: smell anymore. I almost forgot about the trash. I get it, 383 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: and so it's gonna go away. It's good because Easter 384 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,040 Speaker 1: is gonna come and go and they're gonna have their 385 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 1: Easter right now forever. But I'm not going to provide 386 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,959 Speaker 1: them eggs with candy when that is their responsibility if 387 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,200 Speaker 1: they're having this event. Did you guys know that if 388 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,920 Speaker 1: you miss trash Day and ray this doesn't I guess 389 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,359 Speaker 1: concern you because you're an apartment Thank you coach for 390 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:29,360 Speaker 1: the clarifications. But if you own a house in Nashville, whatever, 391 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,320 Speaker 1: if you miss trash Day, whatever day that is, you 392 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 1: can call the city and say, hey, I miss trash Day. 393 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 1: Can you send a pick up any day of the 394 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: week and they come by and pick it up? Have 395 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 1: you done this multiple times? Try it in your local city. 396 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,720 Speaker 1: And it's not a dump truck that comes. It's like 397 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,960 Speaker 1: a pickup truck with like a little pick er upper. 398 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,840 Speaker 1: It dumps in the back of a pickup truck. And no, no, no, 399 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,480 Speaker 1: it's like a miniature trash truck. You know, almost like 400 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,040 Speaker 1: if a car is a regular size dump truck. It's 401 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,120 Speaker 1: like a golf cart. Got it? I would expect most 402 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 1: people don't know that. I know, coach, how did you 403 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 1: discover this? My wife? See, I'm responsible for taking the 404 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:07,880 Speaker 1: trash out and sometimes I forget and then my wife 405 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: said it took one time. She goes, it's okay, I'll 406 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:10,919 Speaker 1: call him and they'll come pick it up. Like what, 407 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,040 Speaker 1: excuse me? Tuesday? Isn't this miracle magical day when it 408 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,280 Speaker 1: has to be taken? She says, yeah, I mean they're 409 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 1: usually pretty cool about it. So let me call him. 410 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 1: She called him up. All right, we'll be there. Looks 411 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:27,040 Speaker 1: like maybe tomorrow two o'clock. That's well, I don't have 412 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,199 Speaker 1: that problem because I just have my trash can and 413 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: an alley, so they drive through the alley and they 414 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 1: get it, so you never have to take it out. 415 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: Where do you live? The Bronx Basically it's actually it's 416 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 1: actually Jersey, Yes Sandwich his car next to the comps 417 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: to how am I supposed to act? Move your car? 418 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: Forget about it? Well, Finnway as Boston coach. I know, 419 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,119 Speaker 1: I just it started reminding me of the commercial and 420 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:57,440 Speaker 1: I couldn't remember what was it for a car? A car, 421 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 1: a buick or somebody's something that parked itself? Yeah, I 422 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 1: don't packed it. What about that guy's trash? Forget about it? 423 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 1: So what do you think about the opening day games? 424 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,960 Speaker 1: Last night? That pretty good, right? No? No, I have 425 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 1: an idea though, But since we're recording this on Thursday, 426 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,840 Speaker 1: I want to know if you guys are on board, 427 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,240 Speaker 1: and I will open a game account if you guys are. Hey, 428 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,239 Speaker 1: if you guys want to do this, can we do 429 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,359 Speaker 1: two versions of every game? Holy crap? Can I not 430 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: get the breaking news sound effect? I have a great idea. 431 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:31,399 Speaker 1: He's opening an account. Wow, you're not. You gotta but 432 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,400 Speaker 1: you have to do this from you have to agree 433 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 1: to do this. We gotta pick one major League baseball team. No. No, 434 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,399 Speaker 1: last time we did this, we all agreed and I 435 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: thought we're gonna win a bunch of We bet the 436 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,800 Speaker 1: Chargers to I went and lose seven games or whatever. Yeah, 437 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,920 Speaker 1: I hit coach and we got paid twenty dollars. Either 438 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,400 Speaker 1: we wait all season to get paid twenty dollars. Here's 439 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: the thing. No, no, this is even more exciting. Come on, 440 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,640 Speaker 1: we bet nine dollars a day on one team, three 441 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:07,960 Speaker 1: dollars each. Uh, three dollars each, and let's do the math. 442 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,600 Speaker 1: It's a hundred sixty two games over four hundred dollars. 443 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,879 Speaker 1: That's against my gambling rules. You know that, But you 444 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: know the two dollars a month. The team is gonna 445 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,800 Speaker 1: win some games, so you won't have to put money in. 446 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,920 Speaker 1: Are we betting against or for That's what I'm saying. 447 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,600 Speaker 1: There's a chance all the teams can lose. That that 448 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,199 Speaker 1: that That's what I'm saying. We decide baseball history. A 449 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 1: team went oh and one sixty two. Do we want 450 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 1: to pick a team that's gonna be really bad and 451 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,639 Speaker 1: bet against them every day? Or do we pick a 452 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,879 Speaker 1: team that's gonna be really good and bet on them 453 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,639 Speaker 1: every single day. I've read articles about people that have 454 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,320 Speaker 1: done this and made tons of money, but they end up. 455 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 1: The ones I've read are the ones that picked the 456 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: horrible teams and the actually and every day bet against. Okay, 457 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 1: who would be a horrible team? The Pirates horrible, the 458 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: Rangers horrible. I feel tames and just coming waves because 459 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 1: I understand that. But that's that's the fun. The beauty 460 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,640 Speaker 1: of this. You have like an Indians or Yankees, or 461 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,000 Speaker 1: like a Dodgers good and I feel like that might 462 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 1: be a better chance. Well, they have to win every 463 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 1: game by two coach money, right, just win, win or loose. Oh. 464 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,359 Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying, is this something you're like, 465 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 1: it's kind of fun, so you have something to cheer 466 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 1: for every baseball game. Tampa, Uh, Eddie, there's no way 467 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,879 Speaker 1: Eddie's clearing that. I mean, I don't know if I 468 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 1: can get this approved. Let me pull up the worst team. 469 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 1: I want to see what they're saying. No, who cares 470 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,520 Speaker 1: what they're saying. They may not be the worst team. 471 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,600 Speaker 1: All you have to do. Let's let's say you start 472 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,920 Speaker 1: with six. You give me six bucks. Day one they win, 473 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,040 Speaker 1: so boom, that's six bucks now is into nine dollars, 474 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 1: and you have three days the sexes into twelve? What 475 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 1: six times two? If we win, No, everybody's gonna put 476 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 1: in three. Your three turns into three, is what I 477 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,639 Speaker 1: was saying. This would be so fun. And we have 478 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,920 Speaker 1: to pick one team? Is it one team every day? 479 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,520 Speaker 1: Same team? You can't just try to guess every day, 480 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,440 Speaker 1: because that's where you get in trouble. You just pick 481 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 1: one team. The Pirates are expected to be hands on favorite, 482 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,479 Speaker 1: the absolute worst team, and made really why so we 483 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,000 Speaker 1: could we could just bet against the Pirates every single day. 484 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,639 Speaker 1: So we're not betting on one specific team, it's just 485 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,679 Speaker 1: whoever the Pirates are playing. We bet. Well, if we 486 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 1: go Pirates Cubs, So we're bet the Cubs, okay, but 487 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,720 Speaker 1: we're doing Cubs money line because then you're not gonna 488 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,119 Speaker 1: win six, You're gonna win like two. No, no, no, okay, 489 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,919 Speaker 1: because you're doing money line and you're gonna start an 490 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,160 Speaker 1: account for this. Yes, if you guys agree and you're 491 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: gonna give me the money and you're gonna open the account, 492 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,880 Speaker 1: I'll place the bets and I would love to bet 493 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,679 Speaker 1: against if we were gonna bet, I might do that 494 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 1: just so he opens up again. Is it the same 495 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,439 Speaker 1: team that we agree on? Are we gonna switch it 496 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,040 Speaker 1: halfway through? And we should have the ability after a 497 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,160 Speaker 1: month to switch it or something. We can be committed 498 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 1: for a month. That's how systematic is how you make money. 499 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,800 Speaker 1: So we should stick to it to a month. Sure, 500 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,639 Speaker 1: we're gonna lose some it's gonna be depressing you. That's 501 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,480 Speaker 1: not when you switch teams. That's when you just revamp 502 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,880 Speaker 1: and stick the course. So do we want to bet 503 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 1: on a team or against the team. That's the thing 504 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,440 Speaker 1: we needed to see. You guys are all talking about 505 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 1: the Pirates but terrible. But also we could pick the 506 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,720 Speaker 1: middle of the road team and say that. I feel 507 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: like you break even to do that, right. But like, 508 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 1: if you bet on the Yankees, they're gonna be a 509 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: huge favorite so many times. But it's the same thing 510 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 1: as betting on the Pirates because the Pirates are gonna 511 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: be such underdogs. So when you so when you bet 512 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,720 Speaker 1: against the Pirates, you just pick the team that they're playing. 513 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,080 Speaker 1: The smart thing to do would be a team middle 514 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 1: of the road because when you're betting, are we if 515 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,399 Speaker 1: we're only betting money lines, you're gonna get some amazing 516 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,560 Speaker 1: money lines and hope they win and you could win 517 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: three times your money. The bad thing with the team 518 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,280 Speaker 1: being so god awful is the money lines are horrible 519 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,199 Speaker 1: in the other directions. Yankees, if they we pick Yankees, 520 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,639 Speaker 1: we're always gonna have minus two D moneylines like the 521 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,400 Speaker 1: Colorado Rockies. This is where the gamblers getting trouble to coach. 522 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,920 Speaker 1: You're chasing the money line versus the more constant, which 523 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,439 Speaker 1: is they're gonna win or lose. You know what I'm 524 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,439 Speaker 1: saying money line is win or lose. No, no no, no, 525 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,480 Speaker 1: what I'm what I'm saying though, that's saying saying but no, 526 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,840 Speaker 1: you're not hearing what I'm saying. No, I'm saying. What 527 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: I'm saying is one team. I think it's gonna be good. 528 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,520 Speaker 1: It could be middle of the road, but good. But 529 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,000 Speaker 1: what we're saying, though, coach, is that if we pick 530 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: the Pirates to to lose all these games and they're playing, 531 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: you know, heavy favorites every time because they're terrible, we're 532 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: not gonna make We're not gonna double our money. That's 533 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's why I'm I'm asking do we 534 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 1: want to bet? Do we want to bet on a 535 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,920 Speaker 1: team to win? Or do we are we gonna bet 536 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:46,520 Speaker 1: against the like a team to lose Chicago White Sox. Oh, 537 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yes, to win. So then we 538 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,200 Speaker 1: could almost we would leave it up to ourselves where 539 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,040 Speaker 1: we would say is it minus one or is it 540 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 1: plus one and a half? Or do we want to 541 00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,000 Speaker 1: do money line every day? We could do that or 542 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 1: would we always just want to do I think we'd 543 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 1: always do money line just to make it easy. The 544 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,479 Speaker 1: White Sox didn't bad, No, it's not a bad one 545 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,440 Speaker 1: at all. But again, you you change every month, right, 546 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 1: you can. You have the option to change at the 547 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,280 Speaker 1: end of the month, because because you you want to change. 548 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,080 Speaker 1: If this is our tactic, you want to change every 549 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,120 Speaker 1: month because if a team gets better, the money line 550 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 1: is gonna go low. Like, we're not gonna make any 551 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,119 Speaker 1: money if they get better. So if we pick a 552 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,240 Speaker 1: team now, like the White Sox, they're probably good odds 553 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,439 Speaker 1: right now, okay, right, So in a month, though, if 554 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,640 Speaker 1: they we start winning, we hit all these they're gonna change. 555 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: Those odds are gonna change to We're not gonna make 556 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,040 Speaker 1: any money on the White when you switch teams. Then, 557 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,840 Speaker 1: so let's do that. You want to start with the 558 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,679 Speaker 1: month one month one is White Sox go, I'm in, 559 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,120 Speaker 1: you're in, And so we're gonna do three dollars each 560 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,080 Speaker 1: every game. This is crazy, This is so how many 561 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 1: games a week? Like five, they're probably six, five or six. 562 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,160 Speaker 1: That's a that's a lot of but if we win, 563 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,600 Speaker 1: you don't have to read it. You don't have to. 564 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,680 Speaker 1: So just start off with giving me twenty one bucks 565 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,840 Speaker 1: that could cover seven days. Wasn't the actual did you 566 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 1: is the battered box. We've got a fourth whattter box. 567 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:09,000 Speaker 1: Now that's seven days. That buys you one week. That's 568 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,440 Speaker 1: three dollars a day. Yeah, so we're doing White Socks 569 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 1: first in all right, Hey, if we lose our asks 570 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,240 Speaker 1: though the first month, can I just can we bail out? 571 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,439 Speaker 1: We can bail out, we can bail out. Okay, we 572 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 1: all decide we can be like dude, we just but 573 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,520 Speaker 1: I think this would be pretty. It's kind of fun. Yeah, 574 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,520 Speaker 1: oh yeah, of course. So Now, because every night you're 575 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,520 Speaker 1: gonna check that White Sox score three, let me do 576 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:38,560 Speaker 1: the math here, what three times sixty two? Let's see 577 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,960 Speaker 1: if it goes under my thirty dollars. No, it's not 578 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,960 Speaker 1: gonna go into I don't think so. If we win, 579 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,200 Speaker 1: I think you win a few, it should land under 580 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:52,360 Speaker 1: my Let's say, let's keep it to two dollars because 581 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: I clear it through the wife. That's better, coach. I 582 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,360 Speaker 1: think I think she'll fall for two better than three. 583 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 1: So we'll do six dollars a game for the first 584 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,719 Speaker 1: month on the White Sox. We're going White Sox. That's 585 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 1: who we like. I mean, how about the Blue Jays. 586 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:12,720 Speaker 1: The blue Jays are good young team. How Abouts. I 587 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,960 Speaker 1: like what the blue Jays did this offseason. I mean, 588 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 1: I like I like the Springer. Now let's do White Sox. 589 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 1: I like that for the first month. Yeah, they got 590 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,800 Speaker 1: some talent, right, dude, they have young talent. They're all fast. 591 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 1: They I love the White Sox. They were they made 592 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 1: the playoffs. I'm pretty sure they made, but they lost ELOI, 593 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,400 Speaker 1: him and Z for like six months. He tours pectorial 594 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,000 Speaker 1: reaching over the Wall or whatever. So White Sox it 595 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:43,120 Speaker 1: is okay, now right hit that clip? Whoa which one? 596 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,600 Speaker 1: When you always hit? We are bringing on a special 597 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,920 Speaker 1: guest because the Final Four is this weekend. And this 598 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: person filled out a bracket about eight minutes before the 599 00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,280 Speaker 1: opening tip of March Madness, and we informed this person 600 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,560 Speaker 1: that it's the final four and she looked at her 601 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,480 Speaker 1: bracket and she's like, oh my gosh, I might win. 602 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:11,719 Speaker 1: And it's Morgan number two. What's that? Guys? All right, 603 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 1: how much of the tournament have you watched? Um? None 604 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,120 Speaker 1: of it, honestly, none of it. After I heard that 605 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,680 Speaker 1: Ohio State had lost, I was like, well, there goes 606 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,560 Speaker 1: my bracket. I'm not going to pay attention anymore. And 607 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 1: now what four people did you get in? I have three? 608 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: So I have Baylor Gonzaga in Houston. That's crazy. So 609 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 1: i think I've in like six place right now. But 610 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,719 Speaker 1: I'm like one of the only few that have Baylor 611 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 1: and Gonzaga in the championship game out of those, out 612 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,720 Speaker 1: of the people that have three yes, And which is 613 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,400 Speaker 1: crazy is all the people at the top, very few, 614 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,760 Speaker 1: like only two of them have Gonzaga winning at all, 615 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 1: which I thought people were gonna take Gonzaga to win 616 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,520 Speaker 1: at all. That's probably why they're at the top now 617 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 1: right now, but now they're they're gonna start falling. Morgan 618 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,600 Speaker 1: number two is about to dominate. And so how do 619 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,800 Speaker 1: you how dialed in are you gonna be this weekend? 620 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch everything now. I wasn't watching anything, and 621 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, now I want to know everything that happens. 622 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,920 Speaker 1: I'm not even like that into it. I just Lunchbox 623 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,880 Speaker 1: convinced me to pay like twenty five dollars and I 624 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,080 Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm and all those tent five dollars, 625 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: but I want to be involved. I have como. So 626 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 1: I did it and now I'm like, okay, I'll watch 627 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 1: the final par Yeah. No. We asked her, how's your 628 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,000 Speaker 1: bracket doing? And she goes, I don't know how to 629 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,320 Speaker 1: find it. What's the pot? Did we say? I don't 630 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,360 Speaker 1: think we ever talked about the pot. Oh, we did 631 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:37,360 Speaker 1: talk about the pot. The pot was like, I think 632 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,719 Speaker 1: six thousand dollars first and second? No, no, no, not 633 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:45,280 Speaker 1: for for total. So first place gets center rounding, continuing 634 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 1: more than ready for some arbitrary numbers to him, and 635 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: Batter's Box came up with. Batter's Box had nothing to 636 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,959 Speaker 1: do with anything that I bet to no longer instrumental. 637 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god, carry the one. I mean, I emailed 638 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,720 Speaker 1: it to you guys. Let me pull it up. I 639 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,160 Speaker 1: gotta go through all this crap. What would make sense 640 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,880 Speaker 1: as five to the winner? But I'm sure it's like 641 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:11,240 Speaker 1: three point three and seventies? Oh my gosh, what is 642 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:18,400 Speaker 1: sixty nine plus zero? Kid? Dolly Parton weighs sixty pounds. Questions, 643 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,480 Speaker 1: I haven't been watching It's Gonzaga? Is are they gonna? 644 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 1: Are they gonna win? That? They look they look like 645 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,920 Speaker 1: they look like win against boys. They just it looks 646 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,480 Speaker 1: so easy. Everything they do look so easy. And I'm like, damn, 647 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,760 Speaker 1: can I be that good at something in life? Because 648 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,960 Speaker 1: probably you're probably right, Probably not. What are you scrolling 649 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,800 Speaker 1: up and down for? Over there? I'm trying to find 650 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,520 Speaker 1: eddy imagine that I didn't exactly keep the best checks 651 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 1: and balances. Oh, I spent some of the venomal money. 652 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 1: You guys never did the Dolly parton trick on a calculator? Yeah, yeah, booby, 653 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,560 Speaker 1: why is that called the Dolly part boo track? Let's 654 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: see if I remember it's a Dolly part in. Weighs 655 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,800 Speaker 1: sixty nine pounds, get your calculators out in the world, 656 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,160 Speaker 1: and uh is it plus two two? And the doctor 657 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 1: said that was two to too much, so he took 658 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:15,600 Speaker 1: told her to take eighty nine pills in the world 659 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,000 Speaker 1: eight times a day. People are struggling with pelediction. And 660 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,880 Speaker 1: it made her booble. Now now I got fifty five millions. 661 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,600 Speaker 1: It doesn't even look like I don't remember. It was 662 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,000 Speaker 1: from my middle school. You got your calculator and then 663 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 1: you turn upside down and says booblist. I thought you 664 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 1: just typed out boobs and that's what it was a 665 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 1: whole thing, and it was perfect. Yeah, kids now ain't 666 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:38,320 Speaker 1: doing that in middle school? Are smoking weeds? Nine pounds? 667 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 1: Said yeah, they're they're waiting past that much. Six sixty 668 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,800 Speaker 1: one pills to take eight times a day and it 669 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:49,240 Speaker 1: made her fo eight now, so basically give up. It 670 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,120 Speaker 1: doesn't work launch. How are we paying you? Can I 671 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,720 Speaker 1: pay you in gift cards? You didn't pay already? No? 672 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,719 Speaker 1: I thought for thee No for the White songs. No, no, 673 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,280 Speaker 1: if you could just vin Momi, that'd be great. Ideal. 674 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,480 Speaker 1: In cash, Okay, you can give me cash every day, 675 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,760 Speaker 1: I'd like the two dollars. No, No, that's what I'm saying. 676 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,960 Speaker 1: You can just do ten and that covers five days. 677 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,680 Speaker 1: And how about you cover the month and tell us 678 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 1: whatever you we owe you? No, absolutely, I don't trust 679 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,919 Speaker 1: you guys at all. What website you choose, and there's 680 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,760 Speaker 1: a lot of them. There's William Hill, there's bet MGM, 681 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,840 Speaker 1: there's Fanuel. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I have, 682 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,560 Speaker 1: I gotta find one. I haven't love don yet, but MGM, 683 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,920 Speaker 1: I'll give you a referral. I already got my MGM 684 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,120 Speaker 1: card from Vegas, so I'll just think it's one and 685 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,080 Speaker 1: the same. Absolutely is. I'm pretty sure it is. And 686 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:40,000 Speaker 1: pretty sure damn is you pay plus what exactly? I 687 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,920 Speaker 1: don't know what you said got him with the gambling? 688 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,480 Speaker 1: What is pay plus a premium card? It's got a 689 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,040 Speaker 1: lion on it? Hey, I see just fan duel because 690 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,800 Speaker 1: then I can get a referral bonus. So yes, Morgan 691 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,319 Speaker 1: number two is a draft Kings keyword bones. The reason 692 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,040 Speaker 1: bet MGM isn't gonna work because that's the Vegas version 693 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,440 Speaker 1: that you do. When you get here. You have to 694 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,440 Speaker 1: do the tennis evers and I guarantee it. But it 695 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,399 Speaker 1: can link to my players, can link to your place. 696 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,520 Speaker 1: That's all I care about. What is you gonna get 697 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,520 Speaker 1: a free buffet every time you That's fine with me. 698 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:19,280 Speaker 1: Can you say buffet buffet buffet? You say buffet buffet 699 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,400 Speaker 1: and I did not. It's buffet. It's like sometimes lunchbox 700 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 1: does say um nine, it's weird. I don't think I 701 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,080 Speaker 1: say it like you lift. Sometimes I'm still trying to 702 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,799 Speaker 1: find you, so I want to know how much money 703 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,399 Speaker 1: I could think if I could get in fifth place. 704 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,880 Speaker 1: You're still trying to carry the one on that. If 705 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,520 Speaker 1: you check your damn email, pull up your email. I 706 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 1: sent it to you. I sent it to the whole league. Oh, 707 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,320 Speaker 1: here it is. Payments will be as follows, first place, 708 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,000 Speaker 1: as followed. I guarantee it's less than four as follows 709 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,319 Speaker 1: because it's following. I made some grammatical errors. Follow would 710 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:59,680 Speaker 1: be past tense follow over to how do you say that? No, No, 711 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:06,560 Speaker 1: I said as follows as follows, thank you, I accept 712 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:11,960 Speaker 1: your apology. First place four thousand, three hundred five dollars. 713 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna get. I'm not gonna get first 714 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 1: sounds like a nice round number. He gives her pennies. 715 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:24,920 Speaker 1: How do you understand that? Second place one thousand, two 716 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:29,200 Speaker 1: d thirty dollars? There's two ahead of me that. Yeah, 717 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,960 Speaker 1: there's two heads. Fifth and third place. I kind of 718 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 1: made it as a duke. Sixty third place, three stars. 719 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,000 Speaker 1: That is what the percentage was, and how much go 720 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 1: to lap dances for the big guy? Four fourth place 721 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,200 Speaker 1: on five dollars and fifth fifth place sixty one and 722 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,520 Speaker 1: that's it. Hey, I'll take any one of those because 723 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,120 Speaker 1: I didn't even know what I was doing. But how 724 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,759 Speaker 1: did you fill out your bracket? Like? What did you 725 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,040 Speaker 1: look at? Did you just? I read some articles that 726 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,440 Speaker 1: were about um, like the not the teams that we're 727 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: gonna win over what are they called? Like the Cinderella teams? Yea, underdogs, 728 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,319 Speaker 1: underdogs That's what I was looking. So Houston was in 729 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,799 Speaker 1: those articles. Yeah, they're Houston was getting a lot of 730 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,279 Speaker 1: praise and I was like, you know what, I'm just 731 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,880 Speaker 1: gonna go for Houston because that's what I did based 732 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 1: on all of those articles that I did, like five 733 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 1: minutes of research, and then I was just picking too. 734 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,560 Speaker 1: How much how much college basketball do you watch this year? Zero? 735 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,120 Speaker 1: Did you look at any of the ranking numbers? Yeah? 736 00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,799 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I was playing attention to the ring. 737 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,919 Speaker 1: That's why I have gone Zago winning at all, because 738 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,839 Speaker 1: they were so when you saw one or two, you said, 739 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,040 Speaker 1: at least they're probably going towards. But then there was 740 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,200 Speaker 1: a few that it was like with the two, three, 741 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,480 Speaker 1: and four seeds that would get flipped with a sixteen 742 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,719 Speaker 1: seed or something. I was trying to guess those. I 743 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,800 Speaker 1: didn't get any of them. Matters. You know which eleven 744 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,480 Speaker 1: seed is in the final four? No? Do you know? 745 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,319 Speaker 1: Do you know the other team in the final four? 746 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,239 Speaker 1: Because you know the three that you got, Yeah, I 747 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,640 Speaker 1: don't know that. I don't know the last one. I 748 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,759 Speaker 1: know that what USC lost, right, That's what I know, 749 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 1: But I don't know what the team is that's in 750 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,879 Speaker 1: the final four. What is it? Who's the team? When 751 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,680 Speaker 1: the sun rises? This is what happens. You never got 752 00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:23,439 Speaker 1: that references that when we were the preseason top ten 753 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 1: came out years ago and no teeth. Keith came over 754 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,719 Speaker 1: the house and we were trying to guess all the 755 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,360 Speaker 1: teams and there was one team we couldn't get and 756 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,040 Speaker 1: he said, this happens when the sun rises. Where are 757 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:39,279 Speaker 1: you being, kid? And you c l A. Oh do 758 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,279 Speaker 1: you get it? Okay? I get it. I would have 759 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,160 Speaker 1: never got it though. Now did you know that you 760 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,799 Speaker 1: c l A had to play in the first four game. 761 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,799 Speaker 1: They were one of the last teams in which means 762 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,000 Speaker 1: they weren't really supposed to be in the tournament. They 763 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,440 Speaker 1: had one game before the tournament to decide if they 764 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,880 Speaker 1: were going to get internet, and they got it and 765 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,840 Speaker 1: they squeaked in. So basically they just like the whole 766 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,479 Speaker 1: back into their season, they've just been going hard. For sure, 767 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,880 Speaker 1: It's what it sounds like. Yeah, for sure. They got hot. Okay, 768 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,960 Speaker 1: they got hot. So U c l A Gonzaga, Baylor 769 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,240 Speaker 1: in Houston the final four? Correct, Who did you guys 770 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,960 Speaker 1: have going to the championship? I had Gonzaga, had Baylor 771 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,600 Speaker 1: but at Florida State and Baylor. I had Gonzaga versus 772 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:22,799 Speaker 1: Illinois West Virginia, Baylor, none of y'all did Gonzaga versus No, 773 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,960 Speaker 1: I didn't see him, and I'll tell you why, because 774 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,040 Speaker 1: they were undefeated. You know, they haven't lost one. So 775 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,680 Speaker 1: that's why I chose Gonzaga to win. That's why I 776 00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:34,239 Speaker 1: felt that they were gonna lose one. So you were 777 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,160 Speaker 1: going like the pessimistry grout and I was going to me, 778 00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,000 Speaker 1: when you do brackets, that's kind of the route I 779 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,400 Speaker 1: like to take because if no one, if everyone's thinking 780 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:46,200 Speaker 1: the way like the Za is gonna win, then everyone's 781 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,040 Speaker 1: gonna go that way. But if it happens to go opposite, 782 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,520 Speaker 1: I guess who's at the top. Also, it's hard if 783 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,839 Speaker 1: there's a one clear favorite, which Gonzaga was. You think 784 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,200 Speaker 1: everybody's gonna pick Gonzaga. So early in the tournament you're 785 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,919 Speaker 1: iced out because is everybody. You can't gain any more 786 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,840 Speaker 1: points on anybody, So you think, Okay, what's a team 787 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,279 Speaker 1: that's good enough that if they win, I could move up. 788 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,959 Speaker 1: I could be first. When in reality, if you nail 789 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,680 Speaker 1: your earlier games and that favorite wins and you have 790 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,080 Speaker 1: the favorite, good for you. But most likely you're gonna 791 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,000 Speaker 1: get iced out. And that's what and I guarantee you 792 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,120 Speaker 1: that no one picked you to be in the final 793 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,440 Speaker 1: four because that's not expected. But if you would have, 794 00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:28,040 Speaker 1: if you would be at the at the very very top, unreachable. 795 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 1: But ultimately what matters is that you're four, like your 796 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,200 Speaker 1: final four teams kind of make it the whole way. 797 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,080 Speaker 1: That's where you're gonna start to get really money points. Right, Yes, 798 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,080 Speaker 1: the points system I selected from Yahoo says it's some 799 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,400 Speaker 1: math equation and it said it puts a lot of 800 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,440 Speaker 1: weight on the early rounds, but you still gain some 801 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,440 Speaker 1: ground if you keep a team from going. Don't hurt 802 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,640 Speaker 1: your wrist patting yourself on the back, because I don't 803 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,279 Speaker 1: like it when it's like on ESPNS, if you get 804 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,000 Speaker 1: the national champion you get three bonus points. It's like, well, 805 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,400 Speaker 1: good god. All you need to do is get one 806 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440 Speaker 1: team right the old tournament and you're gonna shoot up 807 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,800 Speaker 1: the rankings. I make the I like it when the 808 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,960 Speaker 1: early games are very important and you don't just ryan 809 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,960 Speaker 1: one team of the championship, but you got three out 810 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,160 Speaker 1: of four, so pretty damn good. I don't know why 811 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,680 Speaker 1: we're you know you're doing great. I got some good luck. 812 00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,799 Speaker 1: Should I go buy a lottery ticket? I'd wait until 813 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:23,880 Speaker 1: I would take this money because you're lucky. Okay, okay, 814 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,239 Speaker 1: Like if you win the thousand, what are you going 815 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:32,080 Speaker 1: to do? I think charity? No, no, no, I think 816 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,080 Speaker 1: most of it would go into my savings because be 817 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,680 Speaker 1: really exciting. But then I would take some of it 818 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,120 Speaker 1: and get some alcohol to celebrate, but then also go 819 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,520 Speaker 1: buy a lottery, and then what would your dog get? 820 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:53,120 Speaker 1: Nothing didn't play like ten minutes. I would say, the 821 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,600 Speaker 1: connection between you doing good at March madness is no 822 00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,440 Speaker 1: connection with that in the lottery. People say that, oh 823 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,320 Speaker 1: my luck has changed. That would be like me stubbing 824 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,600 Speaker 1: my toe on the bed and saying I'm not sleeping 825 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,560 Speaker 1: in that bed anymore because I just stubbed my toe. 826 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna sleep on the couch. There's no connection whatsoever. 827 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,560 Speaker 1: You don't feel like I had like pure luck because 828 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,320 Speaker 1: I knew absolutely nothing. No, that's always kind of yeah, 829 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,440 Speaker 1: Like that's why I filled it out with Baser. We 830 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,720 Speaker 1: might be about halfway down. We're What screwed us was Bama. 831 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,840 Speaker 1: So when lunch Box said Banna Bama, it also applied 832 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,359 Speaker 1: to me like Villanova went further than most people thought 833 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,200 Speaker 1: they would go. And my wife had them going to 834 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,879 Speaker 1: the final four, and if that would have happened, I mean, 835 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,879 Speaker 1: she would have won the whole thing. And to me, again, 836 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,000 Speaker 1: that wouldn't have been surprising because usually someone that doesn't 837 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,120 Speaker 1: know anything about asketball ends up winning the bracket. So 838 00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,080 Speaker 1: that's kind of better because then you're just kind of 839 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,319 Speaker 1: guessing instead of being like, oh, these are really good, 840 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,640 Speaker 1: these are really bad, you're just kind of like whatever. 841 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,520 Speaker 1: I just recognized names over time, and I'm like, oh, 842 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,759 Speaker 1: Gonzag has been really good. Villanova I had them going 843 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,960 Speaker 1: for a while. There was names that I recognized, and 844 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,520 Speaker 1: I was like, I'll just keep them going. But I 845 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,319 Speaker 1: think they're their reputation perceives themselves. Oh yeah, my wife 846 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,560 Speaker 1: did the same two they're like She's like she looks 847 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,439 Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes, like I just can't find Duke 848 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,640 Speaker 1: in here. I'm like, yeah, that's because they suck this 849 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,120 Speaker 1: year and they're not in it. Well, but Kansas going 850 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,080 Speaker 1: to like the sweet six team because Kansas always makes 851 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,640 Speaker 1: it really fun. Then they just lost and I was 852 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,400 Speaker 1: like what Yeah, and when Morgan number two, when you 853 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,040 Speaker 1: win this money, don't get on Twitter and brack o, 854 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,680 Speaker 1: Hey I got my money. I'm going to the bank 855 00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,640 Speaker 1: because I'm worried this might happen to you during it. 856 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,400 Speaker 1: Let's load another audio. Here you go, because you have 857 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,800 Speaker 1: to give my heads up. I said, hey, have gunshot 858 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:37,160 Speaker 1: ready audio. But that's what you had to worry about. 859 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,120 Speaker 1: Him Two is like people are gonna come after your 860 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:47,240 Speaker 1: money and do what coaches that one's in the script. See, 861 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,920 Speaker 1: I'm telling if he would have done if he does 862 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,640 Speaker 1: this crap on the big show. He gets yelled at. 863 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,120 Speaker 1: I'm loading audio for the big show. After the show. 864 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,040 Speaker 1: It was really just to scare you into like I 865 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,040 Speaker 1: was a joke. But I know I can't get first 866 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,359 Speaker 1: or second. I think we counted at least two people 867 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,920 Speaker 1: ahead of me that have the same as I do, right, 868 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,440 Speaker 1: But what are my chances of being third or fourth? 869 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:18,360 Speaker 1: Because I think that's yes, I haven't looked through it 870 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,560 Speaker 1: that detailed. I'm not listen. I'm not that worried about 871 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,759 Speaker 1: it because I'm like, dang, you're gonna win. I don't. 872 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,160 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not gonna win. So it's not like 873 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:31,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit here in space. It's really depressing. Amazing. 874 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,879 Speaker 1: She schooled all the losers. You know. The good news 875 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,239 Speaker 1: is is Ashley, why it's not winning? Is she in it? 876 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:44,840 Speaker 1: I have no idea hater, She's fine, Okay, Well, I 877 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,640 Speaker 1: appreciate you all holding a bracket so I could potentially win. 878 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,560 Speaker 1: I love the way she's so excited about the bracket. Now. 879 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,080 Speaker 1: She hadn't paid a coach. Isn't everyone like, That's what 880 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,000 Speaker 1: you play the bracket for, to win, That's why they 881 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,160 Speaker 1: play the games. I'm saying, like she didn't even know 882 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,840 Speaker 1: how to find her bracket until yesterday. And then she's like, oh, 883 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,479 Speaker 1: I got a chance. I mean, my son, he looks 884 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,560 Speaker 1: at it and he's just like, I don't know. I 885 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,240 Speaker 1: have Gonzago winning it, like I do have a chance. 886 00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,799 Speaker 1: And I'm like, son, you're in like hundredth place right now. 887 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,480 Speaker 1: You're not having no chance even if they do win it. 888 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,560 Speaker 1: But I love that he still has hoped. Well, I didn't. 889 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,080 Speaker 1: I heard you. And the only reason I figured this 890 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,440 Speaker 1: out because I heard you in lunch box talking about Houston. 891 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,200 Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I think I had him going. 892 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,640 Speaker 1: You did say that pretty far away. I'm not quite 893 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,680 Speaker 1: sure aware, huh. And then I looked and I was like, sure, 894 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,000 Speaker 1: and I had him in the final four, And you 895 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,560 Speaker 1: said like that sounds familiar. I think I might, which 896 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,560 Speaker 1: I've been here and again from my wife and my 897 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,160 Speaker 1: son all week. It's like, I think I have that team. Now, 898 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,800 Speaker 1: you know, I'm to the point I already took it 899 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,560 Speaker 1: off the fridge. Me and Bazor had it up. It 900 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,080 Speaker 1: was a couple's thing and it's in the garbage. My 901 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,160 Speaker 1: wife always whenever the games are going on, she's like, 902 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,759 Speaker 1: I don't know who I have, And I said, trust me, 903 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,280 Speaker 1: you have whoever the higher seat is. You don't pick upsets, 904 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,360 Speaker 1: like just like if the two scenes playing the eight seats, 905 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,799 Speaker 1: who do I have? Uh? I'm like, did she get 906 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:03,560 Speaker 1: in ours? Coach? No? What did want? What are you? 907 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,080 Speaker 1: What are you saying? She was in another group outside 908 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,920 Speaker 1: of ours? Yeah? And my family one wow, and her family. 909 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,600 Speaker 1: Do you guys have any bets right, Like not money bets, 910 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,880 Speaker 1: but like weird bets writing on any of this? No, Like, 911 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,359 Speaker 1: what do you mean weird bets like I'm gonna shave 912 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,400 Speaker 1: my head and my neighbor I gotta take off my 913 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,120 Speaker 1: pants and do a push up if I lose. I 914 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,400 Speaker 1: don't know. I us see those like bets on the internet. 915 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,239 Speaker 1: After like a group of guys do something together and 916 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,719 Speaker 1: then somebody loses and they have to like golf and 917 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,400 Speaker 1: made costumers. So I feel like if we did fantasy, 918 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,480 Speaker 1: that would be like the penalty for last place kind 919 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,479 Speaker 1: of thing, but not on stuff like it doesn't happen 920 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,319 Speaker 1: for March Madness, not really. I think there's so much 921 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:45,560 Speaker 1: money invested in March Madness on brackets and squares bets. 922 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,400 Speaker 1: I mean I had three going into the March Madness 923 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,200 Speaker 1: and I have I'm down to fifty, okay, so it's 924 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,080 Speaker 1: total or like, do you guys, Will you guys say 925 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:59,920 Speaker 1: how much money you've spent on March Madness betting so far? Oh? Boy? Well, 926 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,160 Speaker 1: see it's hard. It's hard. It's hard to say. It's 927 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,839 Speaker 1: hard to say because the three hundred that I had, 928 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,799 Speaker 1: I want it started as thirty and then I made 929 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,760 Speaker 1: it up to three hundred, so I didn't that's technically 930 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,759 Speaker 1: it's not my money that I put in. Sounds like 931 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,560 Speaker 1: a true gambler coach. Technically that's that's the house money, 932 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,680 Speaker 1: you know, like not my money. But I mean, if 933 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:23,920 Speaker 1: you want to count that three hundred, four hundred six 934 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:30,719 Speaker 1: five a half half thousand, including my house money that 935 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,160 Speaker 1: I lost, you lost your house, the house money that 936 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,120 Speaker 1: I was, sorry, it's okay, you need to stay at 937 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:41,640 Speaker 1: our house. That's terrible. They don't take your house for 938 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,439 Speaker 1: just one miss payment. You know that for a fact. 939 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,680 Speaker 1: You can get up to six before they actually started 940 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,680 Speaker 1: the mortgage coach buddies, Yeah, you can live in a 941 00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,040 Speaker 1: house for up to six months. After I worked with 942 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,200 Speaker 1: a dude and he was just like, I had like 943 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,239 Speaker 1: ten credit cards. I haven't paid any of them off. 944 00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,200 Speaker 1: I don't care. It's after seven years, Like, did you're 945 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,360 Speaker 1: gonna go to jail? Like like seven years? Yet he 946 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,200 Speaker 1: says after seven years they clear it off. I'm like, yeah, 947 00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,480 Speaker 1: I've heard that. I've definitely have heard no chance. There 948 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,640 Speaker 1: is no chance. After seven years they just say, no problem, 949 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,720 Speaker 1: don't worry about I've heard something like that two hundred 950 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,560 Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars and credit card bills and never pay it, 951 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,880 Speaker 1: and then in seven years it will just disappear. I 952 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,759 Speaker 1: feel like they're just going to decide that, hey, I 953 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,400 Speaker 1: don't want my two d fifty thou dollars from you. 954 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,480 Speaker 1: I feel like Ray would know this more than any 955 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:29,280 Speaker 1: of us. It never zeros out. It'll go half probably, 956 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,080 Speaker 1: but you can never get a zero out unless you 957 00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,640 Speaker 1: file bankruptcy. But that's too much litigation, guys, to explain 958 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,640 Speaker 1: here on the show that we only have little show 959 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,640 Speaker 1: listeners that are driving trucks. They don't feel like thinking deep. 960 00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:42,640 Speaker 1: That's the only thing to listen to. Our podcasts are 961 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,239 Speaker 1: people that don't think deep. No, no no, no. On Saturdays, 962 00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,080 Speaker 1: if you guys want me to do a specialized podcast 963 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:51,880 Speaker 1: where I go into credit card talk, please this Saturday 964 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,319 Speaker 1: Coach special episode. Basically, it'll be the poor man's version 965 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,239 Speaker 1: of Dave Ramsey. Okay, could you do that tomorrow? Yes? No, 966 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:04,920 Speaker 1: oh see, I'm actually fully booked poor Man's Day of Ramsey. 967 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,480 Speaker 1: You don't worry about it. The first thing I say 968 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,200 Speaker 1: is listen, have yourself a little kid. He set aside 969 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,279 Speaker 1: a hundred dollars that's gonna go to gambling. That's like 970 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:17,680 Speaker 1: part of my money talks. Like okay, okay, the lunch right, 971 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,799 Speaker 1: how much money did y'all game? Well, I'm gonna tell 972 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,000 Speaker 1: you a sad story. So I bought a hundred dollar 973 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:28,880 Speaker 1: square and I got the number nine nine, which means 974 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,239 Speaker 1: that the losing team has to have a nine at 975 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,279 Speaker 1: the end of their score and the winning team has 976 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,600 Speaker 1: to have a nine for me to win. I'm like, 977 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,920 Speaker 1: those are terrible numbers. A ten point game, it's not 978 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,240 Speaker 1: gonna happen. So they opened a second hundred dollar square 979 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,440 Speaker 1: board and so I put another hundred dollars and I 980 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,480 Speaker 1: got five five. Good. So if you double up numbers, 981 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:52,120 Speaker 1: it always has to be a ten point games. So 982 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,279 Speaker 1: many blowout games that there have been chances. Have you 983 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,560 Speaker 1: ever seen a game that's exactly ten points? No, it's 984 00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,440 Speaker 1: always eleven. There's like two or three one. I think 985 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,720 Speaker 1: there was a three three that hit. That's about it. 986 00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:05,480 Speaker 1: It's usually you know, eleven, twelve, third if it's going 987 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,839 Speaker 1: to be a blowout. But you realize that behind it, 988 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,040 Speaker 1: Eddie when it is that because if it's more than ten, 989 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,480 Speaker 1: it's a blowout. So teams are going the ten is 990 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:19,040 Speaker 1: such a crazy threshold. That's why it rarely falls on ten. 991 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,160 Speaker 1: It's usually at eight, a nine, because teams are trying 992 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,040 Speaker 1: to get it closer or they're fouling, and then it 993 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,000 Speaker 1: pushes it over ten. If it's then you're starting to 994 00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,080 Speaker 1: kind of not even foul. You can't actually hoping for 995 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,200 Speaker 1: a three. So what have we learned? No more squares? 996 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,480 Speaker 1: So I get it five five, and they released the 997 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,360 Speaker 1: second board and who got nine nine? Eddie? So we 998 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,720 Speaker 1: both have nine nine, And I guarantee you if there's 999 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,200 Speaker 1: a ten point game happening with like a minute and 1000 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,040 Speaker 1: a half, maybe two minutes left, I get a text 1001 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,680 Speaker 1: for Lunchbox, go ah, this could be it nine nines 1002 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,840 Speaker 1: in place. You're good with Gonzaga. It won't be a 1003 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,879 Speaker 1: ten point. It will be a twenty point. And since 1004 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,600 Speaker 1: that's fine, we did nine, it will be twenty nine. 1005 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,040 Speaker 1: They went so exactly. Since I'm watching all these games 1006 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,000 Speaker 1: on Hulu, I'm way behind lunch Boxes real live TV 1007 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:09,919 Speaker 1: get out. So I followed like almost two minutes later. Yeah, 1008 00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,319 Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, I don't even to watch the 1009 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,000 Speaker 1: rest of this game. I know we didn't get nine nine. 1010 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,319 Speaker 1: Or I'm like, hey, they need to follow me here, 1011 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,600 Speaker 1: they need to follow him, They need to follow him. 1012 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,839 Speaker 1: No foul, stupid, no foul stupid. Hey, Cultures. I've been 1013 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,120 Speaker 1: listening to the Big Show since I was a little kid, 1014 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,040 Speaker 1: and y'all since The Sore Loser started. Can I get 1015 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,359 Speaker 1: a birthday shout out? It's on April three, and I'll 1016 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,960 Speaker 1: hang up and listen. My name is Ricky Rios and 1017 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:40,080 Speaker 1: Lago Vista, Texas. Happy birthday to you, Ricky. Happy birthday 1018 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:51,960 Speaker 1: to Ricky. Happy birthday, dear Ricky Crap. Happy birthday to you, 1019 00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:56,839 Speaker 1: Ricky from Lago Vista. I almost moved to Lago Vista 1020 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,799 Speaker 1: when I lived in Austin. We looked at the house. 1021 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,440 Speaker 1: It's kind of far out there is That's when I 1022 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,200 Speaker 1: was like, I can't do this. That's a long drive. 1023 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,600 Speaker 1: That's a long drive out there though. Was by the lake. 1024 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,040 Speaker 1: It is by the lake. Yeah, and before we go 1025 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,920 Speaker 1: next time, you guys, hear from me, I will be 1026 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,160 Speaker 1: fully vaccinated. I get my second shot. Oh yeah, let's 1027 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,960 Speaker 1: go get that needle in my har And what are 1028 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,239 Speaker 1: you gonna do? Uh? Well, nothing yet? Nothing yet? You 1029 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,640 Speaker 1: wait a week, Wait a week, I think, and then 1030 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:27,520 Speaker 1: you can celebrate, which I heard. It doesn't hurt the 1031 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,440 Speaker 1: needle if you get it in your So think about 1032 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,319 Speaker 1: that one I will. I'll ask the nurse if they 1033 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,520 Speaker 1: put in my note said, but you don't have to 1034 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,919 Speaker 1: get in your arm. Heard that from a buddy. There's 1035 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,239 Speaker 1: other places you can get it. That's not true. You 1036 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,279 Speaker 1: can get it in your what is the beat? Find 1037 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,280 Speaker 1: that out of your vaccination. Ask him about the vaccination, 1038 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,960 Speaker 1: saying to me, my friend told me I can get 1039 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,360 Speaker 1: it in the what sir, you're beating yourself, Sir, I 1040 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,120 Speaker 1: don't know what you're saying. Sir, that's very vulgar. Um. 1041 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,880 Speaker 1: I'm actually not even gonna give you the shot. Come closer, 1042 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,960 Speaker 1: let me whisper. He said in that, Sir, you're bleeping yourself. 1043 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,680 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. Oh boy, but yeah, 1044 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,880 Speaker 1: it feels good. No, I've already I'm already talked to 1045 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,239 Speaker 1: plan in a Vegas vacation. Man, I know I heard 1046 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:18,279 Speaker 1: the other episode covered that. I can't worry, Chris. I mean, 1047 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,919 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's gonna happen, but man, that's 1048 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,719 Speaker 1: that's the plan. No, don't don't invite Eddie. He won't go. No, 1049 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,359 Speaker 1: go to Florida and you'll get ye. I mean, Coach, 1050 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,960 Speaker 1: just be real. You're gonna give me the option to 1051 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,800 Speaker 1: go to either one. I'm going to Florida. What everybody 1052 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,479 Speaker 1: go to the beach and a heartbeat, then Vegas, Coach, 1053 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,160 Speaker 1: I rarely come back from Vegas with a good feeling 1054 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,040 Speaker 1: about myself. I gotta say I don't like Vegas with 1055 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,960 Speaker 1: group think, because first of all, I would have never 1056 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,120 Speaker 1: done Roulette first spend for fifty dollars. I would have 1057 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,880 Speaker 1: done it later on the trip. I would have done 1058 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,120 Speaker 1: it on Sunday. Like that's the worst start. So it's 1059 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,960 Speaker 1: a group think. I hate that, and that's why I 1060 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,320 Speaker 1: don't go to Vegas with friends. I go by myself. 1061 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:56,040 Speaker 1: I go with Bazer or go Tiger style before he 1062 00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,680 Speaker 1: was married. Right, all right, blood, guys, have a great weekend. 1063 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:05,560 Speaker 1: Let's go white song. Go. Let's go white song every day. 1064 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,040 Speaker 1: You better give him ten bucks. It'll only last five days. 1065 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,399 Speaker 1: What if we go on a ten game winning streak here, 1066 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,920 Speaker 1: but probably gonna get beat day one of the Angel 1067 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,319 Speaker 1: Let's be real that Pool's been ragging on him. He's 1068 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:21,520 Speaker 1: probably gonna go yachts and enjoy it. Final four this weekend, 1069 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,080 Speaker 1: M two, and you want to give a pep talk 1070 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,520 Speaker 1: to your two teams real quick? Hey, Gonzaga Baylor, I 1071 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,640 Speaker 1: want to see you win it because I need that 1072 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,680 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Not really, I don't need it, but I 1073 00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,560 Speaker 1: want it so dang. Hey, Richie Pants don't even need 1074 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,680 Speaker 1: the thousands. Wait wait, I mean I'm sure somebody probably 1075 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,320 Speaker 1: really needs it. If they both win, and Baylor wins 1076 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,440 Speaker 1: the whole thing. She has no chance, like I don't know, 1077 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:46,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so I have confidence in Gonzaga. Is 1078 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,560 Speaker 1: there anything they need to do specifically if you're if 1079 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,920 Speaker 1: you're a coach, what are you gonna tell? I have 1080 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,120 Speaker 1: no idea what their games are like? So eddie the ball. Yeah, 1081 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,480 Speaker 1: ball needs to go in the hoop. Yes, get all 1082 00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,560 Speaker 1: your three points, your free throws, don't mess up fouls. 1083 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,440 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, unless you're losing. Unless you're losing, makes some fowls. 1084 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,680 Speaker 1: Thank you, and I'm ready to go run through a 1085 00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:10,680 Speaker 1: wall by you. Yeah, pretty much? All right, enjoy the weekend. 1086 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:15,400 Speaker 1: Baseball is back. Let's go Final four. Who a goodbye, 1087 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:20,040 Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Somebody's sending this guy at White 1088 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,719 Speaker 1: Sox hat I've turned on the coach. My mom is 1089 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,600 Speaker 1: a White Sox face. I know I love her. Stop stop, 1090 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:32,279 Speaker 1: all right, bet hold on my place. You guys gotta 1091 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,760 Speaker 1: give me that money. Yankees playing two minutes