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Speaker 1: Today, I effed up by asking about my parents' divorce

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Speaker 1: and found out that I contributed to the divorce. And

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Speaker 1: this is okop. It's home to the craziest true stories

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Speaker 1: on Earth. I'm John, Sam and Sophia. Do we think

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Speaker 1: that this person should run away, know that they've contributed

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Speaker 1: to the divorce.

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Speaker 2: Leave your life behind, join the box car children.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sometimes you know people need to get divorced. So

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Speaker 3: give yourself a pat on the back. You're welcome.

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Speaker 4: You did that in positive sty.

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Speaker 3: You did that. You did that. You were the straw

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Speaker 3: that broke the Campbell's back with that camel with a dick.

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Speaker 3: Oh goodness, gracious, wow, deserves a broken back.

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Speaker 4: Goodness, gracious, well that camel's back. Oh god, whoa?

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Speaker 1: Well this story comes from deleted They say, Okay, first off,

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Speaker 1: my parents have been divorced for twelve plus years. I

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Speaker 1: am now twenty one and was seven or eight years

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Speaker 1: old when they split. I found out a few years

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Speaker 1: ago it was because my mom was cheating on my

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Speaker 1: dad with a nurse from the nice you from nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety seven.

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Speaker 2: Wait what oof?

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Speaker 3: Ay this years born? That's true gen Z baby, last

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Speaker 3: year of gen Z.

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Speaker 2: So I guess the mom was cheating with a nineteen

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Speaker 2: ninety seven first year of gen Z.

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Speaker 3: First year of gen Z and n I see you?

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Speaker 3: Is is that the ad I see you intensive care unit?

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Speaker 1: So I wonder if this actually wabies, if this was

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Speaker 1: a nurse from Op's birth.

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Speaker 4: No, this was five years ago.

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Speaker 2: Oh the post was five year ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh then maybe because.

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Speaker 3: Yeah they're twenty one. Yeah wait, they cheated with the

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Speaker 3: nurse while Op was being born from.

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Speaker 4: The natal intensive care unit he was born into. It

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Speaker 4: seems true.

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Speaker 3: And your dad were or you're this nurse and your

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Speaker 3: mom were your mom baby body.

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Speaker 2: The mom gave birth and then was like we're.

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Speaker 4: Already here's oh yeah, that's even crazy.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 4: It's the mom.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you gave birth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a fresh baby being shot out and

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Speaker 3: you're like, you know what, I need another one planted in.

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Speaker 4: Listen. He took such good.

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Speaker 1: Care, tender love and care, better dad than your father.

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Speaker 3: So I'll say he was doing all the checkups and

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Speaker 3: he just like, hey, I need I need to do

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Speaker 3: a probe. He did a cub That's all she could says.

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Speaker 2: Are so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 3: Not if you use a meat one god.

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Speaker 4: Ah, mind you.

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Speaker 1: Dad took me and my sister in when my mom

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Speaker 1: left and raised us.

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Speaker 4: It kind of went like this.

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Speaker 1: Me, so I was talking to mom about your divorce,

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Speaker 1: and she brought up a ride in the car with

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Speaker 4: Initiated the divorce. Dad hesitantly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you, me and your sister were in the car

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Speaker 1: when I came back from overseas and we were talking

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Speaker 1: about what you guys wanted to be when you grew up.

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Speaker 1: Your sister said something and you said, I want to

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Speaker 1: be a nurse like the affair partner's name.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I pulled over to the side of the road and

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Speaker 1: you spilled the beans.

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Speaker 2: In the car with everyone or just the was not there.

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Speaker 1: I think Dad took me and my sister and when

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Speaker 4: Something like that.

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Speaker 1: The mom was not in the picture, I think. But

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Speaker 1: then this was this is the beans that's spilled that

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Speaker 4: I think it's a little. It's a little.

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Speaker 3: So it was it was dad and the sister. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they're on a road trip. What do you want to

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Speaker 3: be with you when you grew up and the kids,

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Speaker 3: and like OPI is like, I want to be a nurse.

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Speaker 3: Like a fair partner, and the Dad's like, holy shit, who,

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Speaker 3: how do you know who's that guy? Because he was

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Speaker 3: already suspicious.

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Speaker 1: She went into a few details and brought up a

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Speaker 3: Maybe I think the mom wasn't there, but this is

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Speaker 3: the car ride there yea.

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Speaker 1: Like the dad went home to the wife and it

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Speaker 1: was like, Yo, you'll never guess what little Sally just

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, I think in the past had mentioned

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Speaker 4: Like, hmm, information to store for later.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, Apparently at seven or eight, I informed my

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Speaker 1: sleeping in their bed while he was gone for months

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Speaker 1: for military stuff. Oh, I told him everything.

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Speaker 3: How did she think she would keep that secret? If

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Speaker 3: the kids are saying it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, these kids are so young that they're like talking

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Speaker 1: Yea. I told how Mom told us that he was

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Speaker 4: Daddy is gone.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, how he watched us for a week while

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Speaker 4: He took us to movies, dinner, et cetera.

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Speaker 3: Whoa dad.

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Speaker 2: That is messed up.

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Speaker 1: There was a point of him asking if I would

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Speaker 1: move to California with him and my mom. They got

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Speaker 1: married two weeks after my parents' divorce was finalized.

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Speaker 4: And moved to California.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 4: I never remembered this occurrence, this conversation. He said.

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Speaker 1: He went home, pulled phone records, emails, and even the

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Speaker 1: chat messenger history. This is like two thousand and four,

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Speaker 1: two thousand and five. I'm not sure I'm not blaming myself,

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Speaker 1: but damn little me saved my dad's ass from being

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Speaker 1: used any longer by her. Note to self, don't ask

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Speaker 1: too many questions insert big what the F?

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Speaker 3: Here?

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Speaker 1: We have a string of edits after this. But uh,

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Speaker 1: does op you know remove themselves from blame?

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Speaker 4: They were yeah, yeah, they were.

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Speaker 3: Seven years old. The only person to blame is the mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, that's not her nurse.

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Speaker 3: But also it's even more tragic where it's like, what

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Speaker 3: do you want to be when you grow up? I

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Speaker 3: want to be just like the guy that was my

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Speaker 3: stand in dad, that mom was cheating on you with. Dude,

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Speaker 3: I want to be just like that guy you. I

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Speaker 3: don't know who you are, but but a fair partner man,

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Speaker 4: Low key Like, that's tragic.

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Speaker 1: If you're taking the the hooking up that they did

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Speaker 1: taking the movie their figure, that kind of low key

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Speaker 1: kind of hurts worse me putting myself in that position.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking knife twisted dude. Yeah, by the innocent mouth

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Speaker 3: of babe. Wowmus the miss.

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Speaker 1: Does now that OP knows this information, do they like

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Speaker 4: I mean they probably they already know.

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Speaker 3: Water under the bridge?

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Speaker 2: You just like, yeah, they deepick.

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Speaker 3: Nuclear sewage water under the bridge.

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Speaker 1: Not revisit the Dvige water basically Aubenheimer water. There we go,

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Speaker 1: So let's get into the string of edits. Edit number one.

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Speaker 1: This is an eff up because I apparently was never

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Speaker 1: Edit number two. Super I'm learning more and more about

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Speaker 1: their marriage. I never needed to know from other family.

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Speaker 1: I was the save the marriage baby.

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Speaker 2: Why is the other other family members talking about this

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Speaker 4: Pe they.

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Speaker 1: The family always just fikes their nosen. Well, it doesn't belong.

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Speaker 1: Edit number three. Wow, I didn't realize how many other

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Speaker 1: stuff later in life. Kudos to all of you from

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Speaker 1: So I've made a few decisions. One, I am never

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Speaker 1: getting married. Number two, I think it's time to cut

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Speaker 4: How do you feel about that? No marriage? No marriage?

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Speaker 1: Cut off the mom and don't ask questions about failed marriages.

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Speaker 3: I mean, my mom does not sound good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the mom doesn't sound like a great person.

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Speaker 4: She abandoned a family like that alone enough totally.

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Speaker 2: Like personal decisions. So I don't think that's like super

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you want to learn from the mistakes

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's a good move to like not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think.

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Speaker 3: I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I think you can ask.

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Speaker 3: But but also I wasn't the save the marriage baby,

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Speaker 3: So yeah, Sophia was no kidding. That was more of

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Speaker 3: a diss on that. Sorry, Yeah, Jesus, No, they're they're

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Speaker 3: they're fine.

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Speaker 1: Well they gonna say oh oh, and I'm also curious

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Speaker 1: and maybe we'll see in later edits because we have

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Speaker 2: So that's a diss on you, because that means that

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Speaker 2: and so I had to come along and save the world,

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Speaker 2: and I did. Apparently in this scenario, which is not

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Speaker 3: This is a false scenario. Sorry, mom, this is not true.

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Speaker 3: My mom now watches all of the okop episodes now

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Speaker 3: that Sophia is on the show. Yeah, save the baby,

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Speaker 3: save the baby.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Let me save this next edit.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, after the divorce on A number five, she wrote

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Speaker 1: my grandmother a letter stating that she didn't want to

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Speaker 1: take care of her children and wanted to quote unquote

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Speaker 1: live her life.

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Speaker 2: Whoa yeah, cut this mom off.

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Speaker 1: Ouch also I didn't remember this occurrence because I guess

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Speaker 1: it didn't really stick out to me. My dad said

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Speaker 1: The events after I remember, oh so vividly. The moral

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Speaker 3: No shit.

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Speaker 4: Also, just don't cheat, easier said.

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Speaker 3: But if you are going to do it it, do

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Speaker 3: it right.

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Speaker 4: Go on, guys.

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Speaker 1: Easier said than done, but damn loll. Also, please know

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Speaker 1: I didn't have to throw any paper for my mom.

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Speaker 4: To be up. Final, Let it final, Let it.

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Speaker 3: Wow, man, I feel bad for hope and covering the

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Speaker 1: This, in this timeline, in this what is it the

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Speaker 4: Universe, and the multi verse wouldn't happened exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the nerd ship. Is that right?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 3: The universe is in the multiverse? Are you saying this

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Speaker 2: Earth is Earth?

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Speaker 3: Is is it? Multiverse? To ninety nine?

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Speaker 4: Either way, we are correct. Yeah, we got that our

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what I want to stamp my

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Speaker 4: Oh god, what is it?

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Speaker 3: This next story read by my sister Sophia A.

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Speaker 1: Me.

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Speaker 2: Hell you today, I afked up by giving a condom

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Speaker 2: to my cheating father. This is okay, Opie, Home of

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Speaker 2: the Craziest True Stories, Honor. I'm Sovia and Sam and John.

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Speaker 3: Bro. That's a cash money move. You're welcome, Pop, Yeah, Pop,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if the choice is between, I'd be like,

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Speaker 4: Better to be protected.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, Opie, you did a real You got

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Speaker 2: thirty three was born into a consensual union, meaning that

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Speaker 3: Ah bro like, yeah, dude, man's sixty five yoicks for

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Speaker 2: That time, you're so right? Great math Coincidencely, I had

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Speaker 2: He then told me that he wouldn't be at the

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Speaker 3: Wait, he's going to it somewhere else with the condom.

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Speaker 2: It's not like the rest of the family would ask

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Speaker 5: It would be way more concerning if he had the

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Speaker 5: I would I think that's better than staring at the

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Speaker 3: Here in the not South, we don't automatically assume that

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Speaker 5: It didn't sound like they had a good relationship, so

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Speaker 2: The next day, I went to a car wash with

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Speaker 2: Pops because one of my cousins dumped gravy at one

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: You run that line back one more time.

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Speaker 2: Next day, I went to a car wash with Pops

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Speaker 4: Wait, no his car.

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Speaker 2: Well see there's two options, and I thought of both.

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Speaker 5: What color is gravy?

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Speaker 3: Gravy is shat on the seat?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you mean, O p And I

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Speaker 3: It like a British thing? Are they British? Yeah, oh London, right.

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Speaker 2: Dumb Gravey, well driving. I couldn't help the urge of

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Speaker 3: Of course.

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Speaker 2: He then spilled the beans and revealed that he had

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Speaker 2: been having an affair for some time, as he was

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Speaker 2: already sick of my mother. I was twenty five at

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Speaker 2: the time, and things like that wouldn't emotionally trigger me

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Speaker 3: My mouth wasn't bad. It's stop to point that out.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, my math is bad, I was thinking, I

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Speaker 2: Yet I became disappointed at what was happening. The only

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Speaker 3: So I didn't claim to answer. Dog.

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Speaker 2: The only thing I could think of telling him was

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Speaker 2: the following, Okay, I get it, now, you've got an affair.

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Speaker 2: You guys never got along with each other. And then this,

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Speaker 2: to please leave me out of it. Fast forward to

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Speaker 3: At this point, I feel like the just CONDI He

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Speaker 4: You're right, I've still got it.

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Speaker 2: So yikes, go buy your own condoms, to which I replied, sorry, Pops,

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Speaker 2: I don't have any now. He then left the room

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Speaker 2: a bit annoyed at me. I wasn't precisely lying, as

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Speaker 2: I had used up my ammunition prior to this. Why

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Speaker 2: why are they so obsessed with telling us all this?

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Speaker 2: The dad follow like son.

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Speaker 3: Son like father.

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Speaker 2: That's one of those woes. This got me thinking, as

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Speaker 2: it looks like I've become an accomplice to an affair

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Speaker 2: and feel like I'll be also dragged into the mud

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Speaker 2: should someone spit it out. I sometimes don't know what

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Speaker 2: or what I think you should tell.

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Speaker 3: Your mother personally, Yeah, at this point, you're being like, you're.

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Speaker 4: A thirty years accomplice man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, also, all right, hear me out right?

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Speaker 3: Is he what you about to say? He is?

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Speaker 6: He actually less of an accomplice like his dad going

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Speaker 6: it wrong, So he's actually he's actually making.

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Speaker 3: It like log a little a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Really he didn't get you only give it once.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 2: I think you're an accomplished because you're not telling your

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Speaker 1: Well to continue playing Devil's advocate Riley, scroll up at

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Speaker 3: Story take place a Yeah they were. Yeah, like the sensual.

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Speaker 3: Maybe. Yeah, it sounds like still cheating condom on marriage

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're detecting you from the from the full real

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Speaker 1: force of marriage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's I don't think that. I don't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're cheating.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a consensual union, so you could sent it

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Speaker 1: to be in the union, and you're going, that's different

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Speaker 1: than platonic life partners, which that's like, hey, we're like

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Speaker 3: It sounds like they don't really they're not really into

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's well, that's what I was saying, is

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you should still tell your mom because like

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Speaker 3: just be.

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Speaker 2: Like, it's okay, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 3: I've been known he's cheating for years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think one tell your mom too. Your dad

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Speaker 2: needs to stop talking to you about his sex life.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird.

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Speaker 3: How is he going to learn the pointer?

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Speaker 2: So how is he gonna Well, no, his dad doesn't

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Speaker 2: know the pointers because he doesn't even have his own condom.

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Speaker 4: Bro needs to visit a stone.

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Speaker 7: He's trying to connect with his sixty five years old Also,

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Speaker 7: we should have maybe a new segment we could do

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Speaker 7: is Devil's Advocate, where we have little devil horns and

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Speaker 7: we have a fiery evil.

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Speaker 1: Overlay to signify the Devil's Advocate, you know segment you

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Speaker 1: know who I've recently figured out who fucks yourself?

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Speaker 3: Grew.

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Speaker 2: He's a kid, but he's in a marriage.

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Speaker 5: I know, but like he did that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I did. That was all over the internet. For

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Speaker 3: some reason, people are like Grew had.

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Speaker 1: Sex confirmed, Like like come on, oh my god, they

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Speaker 1: did that, like the Incredibles, like no one ever said

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Speaker 1: that about them or whatever.

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Speaker 4: But for some reason, Grew is like.

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Speaker 2: One ever said that about the Incredibles.

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Speaker 3: Dude, have you have you seen?

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Speaker 4: Do you know the internet?

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Speaker 3: How you see?

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Speaker 5: I know?

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Speaker 1: But they're not like, yo, mister Incredibles getting it. They're like,

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Speaker 1: oh yo, look at the last girl. Just look at

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Speaker 1: this man's nose.

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Speaker 3: Like that nose, nose.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying he could make that thing.

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Speaker 4: Is that his wife or yeah?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Spoilers, Yeah, I don't want to see it.

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Speaker 2: Spoilersler School in the movie.

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Speaker 5: I'm just letting you know. He gets down.

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Speaker 2: We already know. Everyone knows.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're down with us, make sure to subscribe.

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Speaker 4: We love you and We're down with you.

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Speaker 3: And this is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

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Speaker 4: Time for okop reward.

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Speaker 1: Someone gave me a black eye just for asking for

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Speaker 1: rolling papers. Then he shared who I thought I really was, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know, you just need to roll with the punches.

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Speaker 1: At that point, that one I caught, I caught before

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Speaker 1: speaking ladies. Although in fairness, Sam always says a pun,

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Speaker 1: I always keep talking. And then I realized, so he

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Speaker 1: called it out last time. So now I'm going now,

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Speaker 1: and now he's aware. Now, now he's now he's on

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Speaker 1: the alert. You have to like like wait a long

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Speaker 1: time and then slide it into say I slip up again.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's what she said.

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Speaker 1: So I have no idea why I remember this old story,

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Speaker 1: but it seems funny today. Back in two thousand and six,

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Speaker 1: my friends and I went to a local club after

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Speaker 1: a fishing trip. I feel like those are two very

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Speaker 1: opposite activities. I like, I don't know, I mean, like

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Speaker 1: both have baby. Okay, I see you, I see you, sir.

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Speaker 1: This whole episode is every comment is just gonna be

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Speaker 1: a fine. Every comment. Honestly quite impressed like that. That

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Speaker 1: was very quick. We didn't know anyone besides our group

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Speaker 1: of ladies and gents, but it was a blast. Regardless,

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Speaker 1: I think I was the only one in the group

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Speaker 1: that didn't smoke that sweet Ganja and one of the

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Speaker 1: pals wanted to but didn't have any papers to roll

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Speaker 1: it with.

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Speaker 4: Well, good old superhero drunken me.

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Speaker 1: I decide to approach the first person I see and

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Speaker 1: kindly ask them nothing can go wrong?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, superhero approach love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're a superhero, me for sure. Ask you

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Speaker 1: for rolling papers?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So I talked to this person, and after about two

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Speaker 1: minutes of conversating, I finally get to the point, Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: do you have any rolling papers?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He's coming on too strong. He's being way too blunt.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be a painful one. Guys, this is

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Speaker 1: going to be painful. Uh uh. I'm just gonna keep

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Speaker 1: powering through, guys. I'm gonna keep powering through. His face

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Speaker 1: dropped for some reason, and he walked away to his

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Speaker 1: group of friends. Well, stupid me had a dumb face,

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Speaker 1: smiling back at his friends, thinking he's going to get

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Speaker 1: me some of these, said rolling papers. M hm uh,

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Speaker 1: well that's when I see three people hurrying my way.

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Speaker 1: A little weird that you need three people to deliver

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Speaker 1: some rolling papers. I looked away for a second and

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Speaker 1: then boom, I get knocked on my ass.

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Speaker 3: Why that's so rude.

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Speaker 4: They're ready for the action, bro.

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Speaker 1: They took, they took say no to drugs way too seriously,

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Speaker 1: how dare you smoking the devil? How dare you tango

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Speaker 1: with the evil cabbage? Nancy Reagan would be so disappointed

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Speaker 1: at you.

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Speaker 3: Nancy Reagan is not going to give you the best

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Speaker 3: blow job in Hollywood. You heard about that, dude, I

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Speaker 3: didn't Wow Reagan.

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Speaker 4: It must be she she gave the best dope.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, I bet she gave like she's still alive.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure she's dead.

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Speaker 3: Damn almost pausive. That's okay, yeah, because it's like we

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Speaker 3: honor the dead well because the slot of the toppy

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Speaker 3: probably got even sloppy or in the in a good

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Speaker 3: way because like if you got the dentures.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it would have been more apt if she was apropos,

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Speaker 1: if she was still living.

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Speaker 3: But you know, Nancy, I hope giving good bjs in heaven.

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Speaker 4: To the queen.

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Speaker 1: We are quickly devolving, guys, we are I don't know

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Speaker 1: where we are. So back to our story of Op

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Speaker 1: being pummeled for apparently no reason. I totally forgot we

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Speaker 1: went so deep in, so Deepancy.

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Speaker 3: Nancy deep dogs.

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Speaker 1: Look okay, so Opie has just been knocked on his ass,

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Speaker 1: just like pummel the pieces.

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Speaker 4: I get up and I see my friends running at me,

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Speaker 4: and it's on.

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Speaker 3: After a rumble.

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Speaker 1: After about a five minute rumble in the corner of

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Speaker 1: the club, bouncers finally break up our group and all

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Speaker 1: walk us outside. Well, this is the first time I

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Speaker 1: can actually muster the sentence.

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Speaker 4: Bro, What the hell?

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Speaker 1: I kindly ask for rolling papers and you bring your

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Speaker 1: friends into a fight.

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Speaker 4: This is bs.

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Speaker 1: Well they look at each other and lose it and

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Speaker 1: start laughing like I mean, snorting, wheezing the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: I'm confused. I thought I was being prank for someone, but.

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Speaker 1: The black eye and blood everywhere didn't seem all that

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Speaker 1: funny to me.

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Speaker 4: The guy came to me and said, effing rolling papers.

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Speaker 1: Loll Well, I learned that night, when you go to

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Speaker 1: a stranger and ask for papers, you got to be

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Speaker 1: very clear. This Asian guy apparently thought I was asking

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Speaker 1: for his citizenship papers and thought that I was being

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Speaker 1: racist to him, which is why I was attacked.

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Speaker 4: So ask for rolling papers and not papers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but context clues context clues, Yo, do you got

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Speaker 3: any papers? It's not like, hey, where are your papers?

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Speaker 3: You know, like he was like how a whole conversation.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: It's funny when I first thought it i read it,

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Speaker 1: I thought he thought he was like an immigration officer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just came out like I started beating him up.

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Speaker 1: And add some background. I'm half Vietnamese, so speaking to

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Speaker 1: Asian people made me feel more comfortable, which is why

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Speaker 1: I picked him. But the problem is I just don't

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Speaker 1: look Asian. To end the story with the happy ending,

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Speaker 1: his group in ours became friends and we all went

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Speaker 1: to a different club and had a blast.

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Speaker 3: But the broken nose or I or socket story.

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Speaker 4: Great story.

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Speaker 3: I like that they o k P mhm