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<v Speaker 1>Rook and Jebels Second Data Date. Some people believe in

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<v Speaker 1>random chance encounters. Other people make their own random chance encounters,

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<v Speaker 1>and those people are called go getters. And we're about

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to Marco, who is a go getter? What's up, Marco? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Guys? I feel not much. I really

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed reading your email and I love the creativity

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<v Speaker 1>and how you got your date. Yeah, yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty creative. Yeah, it's very creative. Go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and tell everybody how you scored a date with a

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<v Speaker 1>girl that you want to call to day. What's your name, Erica? Erica?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell everybody how you scored a date with Erica. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I live like two blocks from this little dog

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<v Speaker 1>park in my area, so I always seeing Erica out

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<v Speaker 1>there with her dog like all the time. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>really cute, really pretty, like great sense of style. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd see her there like all the time. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw her almost every single weekday, like she was out

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<v Speaker 1>there whenever I'd walk past, like you know, get ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go for work or whatever. She was always out

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<v Speaker 1>here pretty much. Right. No, yeah, it sounds kind of STALKERD.

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<v Speaker 1>You do have a dog and all of this? Right? No,

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<v Speaker 1>not really, I mean not really. Okay, it sounds really STALKERD.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise, I promise. I had did intentions though, um

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<v Speaker 1>but so I would walk back every single day, and

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<v Speaker 1>like I always was like trying to get up the

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<v Speaker 1>nerve to talk to her, but I didn't have a dog,

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<v Speaker 1>so I thought it would look really creepy if I

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<v Speaker 1>just like walked over into a dog. Part I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what's going on? Um So I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out, you know, how I could talk to her.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I realized, my buddy Nick has this chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>lab that's like really awesome, like really sweet dog named Toby,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I know him really well. Um so I kinda

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<v Speaker 1>hinted to him, maybe you let me borrow your dog

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<v Speaker 1>for a day. Did you tell him what it was

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<v Speaker 1>about when you were borrowing the dog or did you

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<v Speaker 1>just ask him? Oh? No, I oh, of course I

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<v Speaker 1>told him about it. He was I mean, he was

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<v Speaker 1>into it. So so you know, whatever, man, when you

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<v Speaker 1>went to the dog park with your borrow dog, did

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<v Speaker 1>you tell her that that wasn't actually your dog you

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<v Speaker 1>were just dog sitting or did you try to pass

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<v Speaker 1>it off as that's my pup? Oh no, Toby was

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<v Speaker 1>totally my dog at that point. All right, It obviously

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<v Speaker 1>worked for you because you scored a day. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>actually we like, we we got to talking while we

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<v Speaker 1>were at the park. You know, the dogs met, they

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<v Speaker 1>seem to like each other. So um, I told him,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I live really nearby if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>come by and chat and talk a little bit and

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs can hang out, I guess, like one on one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if doggy dates or like a thing

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<v Speaker 1>at this point that I didn't all about, but so

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<v Speaker 1>like we brought them, brought them over for like a

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<v Speaker 1>little doggie play date. Wasn't it obvious though, that it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't your dog when she walked into your apartment and

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<v Speaker 1>there's no like water bowl or feed bowl, or you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a place to put your leash. Boys, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>well I did, like when she she went to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>like as soon as she came in, and I put

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<v Speaker 1>out like a little bowl. I mean it wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>an official dog bowl, but you know I put out

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<v Speaker 1>like a bowl of water, like you know. I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to think. I tried to think as quickly as I

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<v Speaker 1>could about it. A dog owner, I think it's a

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<v Speaker 1>great idea. I mean I don't know, like how much

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<v Speaker 1>different do I I don't need to like baby proof,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's not like with a baby. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to have like, you know, the electrical

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<v Speaker 1>outlets like change your well, if this doesn't work out

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<v Speaker 1>for you, that could be next. Women love dudes with babies. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>one of my buddies just had a baby, so that look,

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<v Speaker 1>you got options for days. So how did everything else

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<v Speaker 1>go once you got to your apartment? I mean things

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<v Speaker 1>were going all right. Um, you know, we talked for

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<v Speaker 1>a while and then I told her. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm about to I'm about to make dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to hang out? I figured, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a little dinner, a little wine, things that get

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<v Speaker 1>happening a little bit. Um. She seemed pretty into it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, yeah, yeah, of course, and then her dog

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<v Speaker 1>started getting kind of like I don't know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say like angry, but like, you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>started getting like snippy a little bit um, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, this is this is when he eats

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<v Speaker 1>dinner usually, And then I kind of like freaked out

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<v Speaker 1>for a second. I was like, oh God, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any dog food. Luckily, she's like, oh, he eats

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<v Speaker 1>he eats like a very specific type of dog food anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, of course he's likely specific type. So she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I think we'll get going, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you know whatever. Her dog kind of blown

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<v Speaker 1>up my spot here because he's got to go eat

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<v Speaker 1>his yeah, exactly. So you know, we exchanged numbers and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So she said she'd get back to me, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe take like a rain check on the dinner. But

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately that has not happened yet. How many times have

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to reach out to her. I've texted her

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<v Speaker 1>three times? Three times. You know, at some point in

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<v Speaker 1>the future, you're gonna have to come clean about the

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<v Speaker 1>dog lie, Like, you can't keep hanging out with her

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<v Speaker 1>and every time going to borrow the chocolate lab before

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<v Speaker 1>you go pick her up. For a date. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not above splinging his dog. I mean I figured no,

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<v Speaker 1>but like down I don't know, down the road. Every

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like every couple has one of those like

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<v Speaker 1>cute like, oh, you know, I stopped you at the

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<v Speaker 1>park for a while, you lied about being a dog

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<v Speaker 1>owner so I could come meet you. Do you live

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<v Speaker 1>off a busy street Marcot? Do you live off of

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<v Speaker 1>a busy street? It's pretty busy, so okay, Well then

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<v Speaker 1>one day the dog ran out in the street and

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<v Speaker 1>oh and then now you get pity dates out of it. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>just consult me. Okay, do you think that's that's pretty genius? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well you haven't heard anything from her at

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<v Speaker 1>since she's aft your house? Okay? And have you seen

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<v Speaker 1>her at the park while you've been walking by? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the other weird thing, Like she was there like

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<v Speaker 1>almost every weekday, and now like I haven't seen her.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a week and a half maybe, and I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen her at all. All right, Well, play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, awesome, great? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man hanging frooking jubil in the morning. We're

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of a second date update, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just tuning in, Marco is on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Marco had a very creative way to meet the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that he went on a date with. He borrowed his

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<v Speaker 1>friend's dog so that he could talk to her at

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<v Speaker 1>the dog park. Apparently he lives by a dog park.

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<v Speaker 1>He's seen her there before, but he doesn't have a dog,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, how do I go into this dog

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<v Speaker 1>park without a dog and not be a creep? So

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<v Speaker 1>he borrowed his friend's dog. They talked for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>went back to his apartment while the dogs played. He

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna make her dinner, and then she said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to leave because my dog's getting anty and

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<v Speaker 1>he needs his special food at home. She left, walked

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<v Speaker 1>out the door, and he hasn't talked to her since, right, Marco,

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<v Speaker 1>you ready for your second date update? Yeah, definitely. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she called you out on your lie. Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you just tell her you were dog sitting? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe in hindsight that might have been a little better idea,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wanted to. You know, she's a dog owner,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a dog you know. It was I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be the mess you just almost called yourself a

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<v Speaker 1>dog owner. She's a dog owner. I'm sort of a

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<v Speaker 1>dog owner. A lie if you believe it, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>That is very true. All right, man, I'm gonna doll

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<v Speaker 1>her phone number right now and get her on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and find out why she's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, awesome, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Erica? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hi Erica. My name is Jubil and I host a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard of it? Who is this? My name is Jubil.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you today because one of our listeners asked

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<v Speaker 1>if I could track you down and get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. And yeah, it's just as creepy. Sound Um

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<v Speaker 1>that does that's weird. I'll explain. His name is Marco

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<v Speaker 1>and you recently met him at the dog park. He's

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<v Speaker 1>been trying to text you because he wants to hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>but you haven't been getting back to him, so he

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<v Speaker 1>asked us if we get you on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>find out why. Oh my gosh, really he called a

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<v Speaker 1>radio station. Yes, I just tracking me down. That's really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like Marco? Well, yes, I'm being honest. I

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<v Speaker 1>really really liked him. Um, I sort of just don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to seem like over eager, like I like him

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<v Speaker 1>too much because he's kind of like my dream guy.

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<v Speaker 1>What what why are you calling him back? Then? He's

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<v Speaker 1>a silly girl. I'm actually just hoping that it sort

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<v Speaker 1>of happened like organically and we naturally just like run

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<v Speaker 1>into each other at the dog park again. Um, but

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<v Speaker 1>it hasn't happened yet, So I wonder why. I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>why you guys haven't been able to meet up at

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<v Speaker 1>the dog park. I mean he's probably always there with

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<v Speaker 1>his dog. Was dog named Toby. Toby. Yeah, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I haven't seen him at all. Strange. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he was super sweet and he just seemed like so nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's cool when like two dog owners can

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<v Speaker 1>find each other. I've always thought that was really cool

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<v Speaker 1>because you guys have like a common interest. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm obsessed with dogs. I love them, and

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<v Speaker 1>it always just like touches me when a guy really

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<v Speaker 1>like is sweet to animals, I think that it sends

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<v Speaker 1>a lot about them. And like he really seemed to

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<v Speaker 1>lost Toby, So that was Is that like the number

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<v Speaker 1>one thing that you like about him? Is his responsibility.

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<v Speaker 1>And um, honestly, the number one thing that I really

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<v Speaker 1>liked is that he seemed so honest. And I've dated

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<v Speaker 1>so many guys before that have turned out to be

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<v Speaker 1>total liars and two bags, and I just feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you can't trust a lot of guys these days, and

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<v Speaker 1>he just seemed so trustful and just so Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I do not want to be the

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<v Speaker 1>over eager, like the eager beaver. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>drive him away with like being like a little schoolgirl weirdo.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you don't want him to know that you

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<v Speaker 1>feel that way about him just yet. No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he needs to We need to ease into that and

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<v Speaker 1>get to well you're gonna have to ease into it

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<v Speaker 1>a little faster because he's actually on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this conversation and I would like to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. What Yeah, no, guy, Marco, Hey, go oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, um embarrassed, No, don't be embarrassed. That's sweetest

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<v Speaker 1>thing as I had ever heard before. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you probably think I am totally psycho. No, no, not

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<v Speaker 1>at all, not at all. I thought it was like

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<v Speaker 1>the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe this is happening. Well, it's good to

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<v Speaker 1>hear you again. It's good to hear you. Um, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry I didn't text. I know I should have responded.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't want to like push it or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've been wanting to respond. No, it's okay, don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about it. I totally get it. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry I kept texting you. I just really wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see you again. I thought we had like a really

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I had a really great time. I was

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<v Speaker 1>hoping you, Oh my god, so much fun. I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel I've actually been at the Doc Truk like hoping

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<v Speaker 1>that i'd run into you. Yeah. I was hoping to

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<v Speaker 1>bump into you too, but I don't. I guess maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we just weren't there at the same time. Yeah, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we get together, like I don't know, today,

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<v Speaker 1>bring Toby and I'll bring butters, and now we can hear. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>what what do you think Marco? Like? You? Guys both

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<v Speaker 1>obviously like each other a lot. Why is it taking

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<v Speaker 1>so long to say yes, Marco? U? No? Today's um

0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.760
<v Speaker 1>kind of it. It's not just a kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>whole week has kind of been a little bad. No, Marco,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to tell her. Tell me what? Um so,

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<v Speaker 1>Toby's not really um with us anymore? Oh serious? What

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<v Speaker 1>does that mean? I don't I mean, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk like specific about it. But um it

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<v Speaker 1>was an accident. Oh, come on, Marco, Marco, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Man? What happened? Marco? Come on? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, God just give me. Let me talk to

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<v Speaker 1>her for a second. Um wait, what's going on? Is

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<v Speaker 1>you okay? Are you okay? Okay? Yeah, No, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Um oh yeah, Marco's perfectly fine. Erica, Why are they laughing? Marco?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it, Okay, I'm fine. Toby is there

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<v Speaker 1>was an accident? Stop it, Marco. Man, I was like

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<v Speaker 1>a carr. I was joking earlier when I said you

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<v Speaker 1>could do that, Marco. Marco, just tell her why you

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<v Speaker 1>did it. She may understand what's going on. I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>confused right now. I can't believe you actually tried that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold just all right. If you don't tell her,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tell her right now. Marco. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, you don't want you do, then you

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<v Speaker 1>let me talk for a minute. Okay, Okay, I can

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<v Speaker 1>do this. Um so, Erica, who is gonna sound like

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<v Speaker 1>really bad? But just hear me out. I don't know, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I wasn't fully, like a hundred percent honest about

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<v Speaker 1>everything with you, Erica. Um okay, Toby's not really my dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Um what I It's just I've seen you every day

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<v Speaker 1>I live. I mean, you saw how close I live.

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<v Speaker 1>I see you there like all the time, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just every time I see you, I've always wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>come up and talk to you, but like I never

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to seem like that weirdo who goes to the

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<v Speaker 1>dog park without a dog. So I asked a friend

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<v Speaker 1>of mine if I could borrow his dog for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, even saying it like it sounds really weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like, I promise, like my heart was in

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<v Speaker 1>the right place, Like I just I wanted to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you, and I I'm not really good with like openers.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess like I thought, like, you know, this could

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<v Speaker 1>be a good icebreaker. Like wait, okay, so you lied

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<v Speaker 1>to me. I mean lied is a strong word. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I I just I really wanted to meet you, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this might be the easiest way. I'm really sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like bothers you a lot, but I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you, and I didn't really have the

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<v Speaker 1>guts to just you know, you're beautiful, I mean like

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<v Speaker 1>and like, I don't know, just like seeing like the

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<v Speaker 1>way you interacted with Butters, Like I was like, this

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<v Speaker 1>chick seems awesome. I mean, I just I really wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you, and I didn't have the guts

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. Erica, that's so cute. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>give him a second chance. Remember, he did try to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you the dog died. I'm just I panicked about that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's kind of an idiot, but he's an adorable one

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<v Speaker 1>give another. Okay, I'm just trying to get this straight.

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<v Speaker 1>So you just borrowed Toby. Is that even his name? No? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>his name's really told me okay, Okay, everything else was

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<v Speaker 1>true except the part that he was mine. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>you just borrowed Toby to meet me because he kept

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<v Speaker 1>seeing me. That's actually like really sweet. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of trouble just meet me. Yes, yeah, well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it was worth it. I mean, after the night we

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<v Speaker 1>spent together, like hanging out and just talking like I

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<v Speaker 1>wish it had been like under one hundred percent truthful situation,

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<v Speaker 1>but like, hey, Erica, think about it this way. At

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<v Speaker 1>least he borrowed the dog from a friend and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>steal somebody else's dog. The silver line. Yeah, it is

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<v Speaker 1>very sweet. Yeah, like, I've never had a guy go

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<v Speaker 1>through this whole like backstory, and I definitely never had

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<v Speaker 1>to guy borrow a pet me. I mean, well, Erica,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Marco again on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date? We'll pay for it, Yeah, I will live. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations Marco, you got a second date. Awesome. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so great. I'm so happy, Marco. Don't go like

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<v Speaker 1>borrow friend's cat before the next day, I go, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a cat down. I was thinking bringing a ferret

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<v Speaker 1>dinner broken jubil in the morning.