WEBVTT - Mrs. Mashgalopsis Lost Her Teeth

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone's tappened.

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel's got your phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's miss Muscopsis. So, Missus Moskaalopsis husband left his

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<v Speaker 1>teeth in the hotel they were staying in where this

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<v Speaker 1>girl Josie works, So her friend reached out and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's mess with her. So I accidentally phone tapped the

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<v Speaker 1>manager as well.

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<v Speaker 2>But Diane Daniels listening, Hi, thanks for calling your a

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<v Speaker 2>head that hotel, Missus Josie speaking, How may I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Lynda Moskalopsis. I was there last week

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, my husband, I think he left his teeth

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<v Speaker 1>in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. What room were you in?

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<v Speaker 1>I know we were on the fifth floor. I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. And he hasn't been able to eat since

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<v Speaker 1>we checked out because he's got no teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm I'm really sorry to hear that, ma'am. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me see if I can find a manager for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna see if we can like check the room again.

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<v Speaker 2>I can take your information down and then we can

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<v Speaker 2>give you a call later. Okay, I'll hold Oh no, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I can take your information down. I'm really

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<v Speaker 2>busy right now and I can't really help you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, my name is Moscolopsis, Linda Moskalosis m

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<v Speaker 1>A s h k A Lalopsis.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And then your phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I need your phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I said I'll hold so you can go

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<v Speaker 1>look for the teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't have time to hold like. There's many

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<v Speaker 2>other customers here, so I can't help you right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to do other things. I can take your

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<v Speaker 2>number down and then give you a call later. Ma'am,

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<v Speaker 2>I need your phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>I just gave him my phone number. I'll do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>It just sounded like dial home, ma'am. I'm gonna hang up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hang up. This doesn't get These aren't numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>You aren't numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>They're dial you call me back if you found the teeth,

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<v Speaker 1>and right because.

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<v Speaker 2>My us I don't have a number.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I told to you lady. Thank you, No, hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for calling me to a hotel. This is Josie speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>How may I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wanted to see if you found my teeth

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<v Speaker 1>on my husband's teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>He just called five minutes ago. I haven't had a

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<v Speaker 2>chance to find it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I hadn't heard from me, so I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to make sure you were looking. Because he really

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<v Speaker 1>can't eat anything like I've been making him, just like

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<v Speaker 1>mush and like porridge and like that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So I really need you to look for those teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>I will get my manager for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Please hold, I tell this is Clay.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, is this the manager? Yes, we don't have any

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<v Speaker 3>information for you, and when we do, we will call

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<v Speaker 3>you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, you don't have to get some upset woman.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm an old lady. You shouldn't be screaming

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<v Speaker 1>at old people.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm not I have. I didn't swear at you

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<v Speaker 3>at all, ma'am?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So what time should I call you back? Then?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I will call you back, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I'll call you back after lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't call us anymore after lunch. You don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You found my husband's tath what?

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<v Speaker 3>No, listen to what I'm saying. We will call you

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<v Speaker 3>if we find anyone's teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want just anybody see that what my husband's taste.

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<v Speaker 1>If you find other teeth, I don't want those, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>As long as we understand that you're not going to

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<v Speaker 3>call us anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what else? No, you just got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>This is.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got phone.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys get paid to do this. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'm gonna be Elvis Duranta's phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Ta