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Speaker 1: wait to hear this me too. All right, So tomorrow,

418
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Speaker 1: uh is it? A thousand dollars phone tip are we

419
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 1: giving the phone taps? Are worth nothing this week? Oh

420
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 1: my godment now that's almost priceless. Wow, can't get your

421
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 1: refund on that anyway. So yeah, listen for tomorrow's phone tap.

422
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,119
Speaker 1: When Alex phone taps, Scary and Brody says it was

423
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 1: pretty good. Oh yeah, all right, there you go. Wow,

424
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: we should do more inner phone taps. I am all

425
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: about that. Alex makes me laugh. Man, he's hilarious. Well

426
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,640
Speaker 1: he's asleep right now. I'll save that for later. Anyway,

427
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 1: Scary says, people just don't understand sarcasm anymore. Oh please,

428
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,200
Speaker 1: what happened? People are so but hurt. What happened earlier?

429
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 1: In New York City? I was doing the weather and

430
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 1: I said, hey, it's I said it's March because it's

431
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,920
Speaker 1: cold and rainy. I said, oh, it's March. So some

432
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 1: texture corrected me and said, Scary, it's May. Don't take

433
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: me literally. It's a sarcast Why you had to you

434
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 1: have to say? It feels like more right? Right right?

435
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 1: It's drizzly, and but maybe they thought you made a mistake.

436
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 1: If you have to explain the joke, it's a bad joke. Ye, sorry, uh,

437
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, don't uncle Johnny that joke. Sorryboddy.

438
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: Great on Friday, he picked a great day to have

439
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: a colordoscopy, and I heard he picked his nose and

440
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,880
Speaker 1: then was serving drinks. The health Department's gonna shut us down,

441
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 1: all right, Danielle, welcome back. We missed you Friday. I

442
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,479
Speaker 1: missed you, guys. I'm want to hear all about your

443
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 1: mother's day. You get into that in a minute. Now,

444
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? So Avenger's End Game one

445
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 1: your box office again. But it was very close, and

446
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 1: game means sixty three one million in its third week.

447
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 1: Detective Pikachu came in second with fifty eight million, so

448
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 1: it was not Yeah, it was close, all right. I

449
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: tweeted something out for you, but you are only allowed

450
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 1: to read it if you have seen Avengures Endgame. Oh

451
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: here's the reason. The writers explain how they decided who

452
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: would live and who would die. So it is going

453
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: to ruin everything for you if you didn't describe how

454
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 1: they decided. Yes, why yeah, did you put a disclaimer? Yes?

455
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: And there's also a disclaimer on the article where it

456
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,880
Speaker 1: says don't read any further. So I'm giving you tons

457
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 1: of disclaimers here, so don't blame me if you go

458
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 1: to my Twitter at Danielle Monaro and you read it.

459
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. If you haven't seen the movie,

460
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: thank you. You're very clear. Thank you. So low Wayne

461
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 1: cancels his show at the Rolling Loud Festival in Miami

462
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: because security wanted to check him out before letting him

463
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,719
Speaker 1: onto the grounds, and he said, I do not and

464
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 1: will not ever settle for being policed to do my

465
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 1: job and give you guys a great show. So if

466
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: they had patted him down, he would not give you

467
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: a great show. Man. I want to know what he

468
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: had in his pocket. I don't know. So was it fireworks?

469
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: Was NBC is replacing Steve Harvey's talk show with the

470
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 1: new Kelly Clarkson Talk Show. And then there's also word

471
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: that Melissa McCarthy is replacing him as the host of

472
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 1: Little Big Shots. So it was a tough weekend for

473
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey this weekend. Don't don't cry for Steve Harvey.

474
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: Don't he's making out. Okay, I'm sure he's nineteen thousand

475
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: other projects. Yeah, yeah, that's true. So Constance Constance Woo

476
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,959
Speaker 1: was a little upset when she found out that her

477
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 1: show was renewed. The ABC announced that they were bringing

478
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: back Fresh off the Boat, and she said, look, I

479
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: do enjoy doing the show, but I had to say

480
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: no to another project that I was really excited about.

481
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: But she started to not like things, like people wrote

482
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: were writing comments and about how they're excited, and she

483
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: was writing disc she was hitting the dislike button on

484
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,719
Speaker 1: the comments, and then then somebody tweeted out that they

485
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: were so excited. She goes, yeah, and I'm not so excited.

486
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: So she's not thrilled that it's coming back, but at

487
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: least she has a job. I mean, you know, look

488
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 1: at it that way. He want it, I know. I

489
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: guess she doesn't want it. I don't know. Kim Kardashi

490
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: and Kanye have a brand new baby boy. It makes

491
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: six in the family for them, six pounds nine ounces.

492
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: You know. The baby was born via surrogate and the

493
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: American Idol Top three. I'm not gonna tell you because

494
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: if you miss it, you're gonna be pissed off what

495
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: you did there. Thank you. Fifteenth season premiere of The

496
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,959
Speaker 1: Bachelorette is on tonight. You also have DC Legends of

497
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: Tomorrow the voices on as well. Um, I think you

498
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: should leave by with Andy Samberg. I don't know what

499
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: the hell it is on Netflix, but I can't stop

500
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: watching it. You guys are loving Jailbirds. And then what's

501
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: the other one? You told? Wine Country? Wine Country? Okay,

502
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: so that's another one on Yeah, that's next. Yeah, that's

503
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: the kind of movie that Alex hates. I understand. I'll

504
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: watch it this week, vera, and next hour we're gonna

505
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 1: talk about Britney Spears. She was in court on Friday.

506
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, interesting, Thank you, Danielle. By the way,

507
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: we're talking about sleeping and how deep you sleep. Yeah,

508
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: someone's just send a tech say my wife doesn't take

509
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 1: a nap, she takes a coma. I think that's what

510
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 1: I take too. How was your Mother's Day? It was wonderful.

511
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: It was nice. We went to a nice brunch and

512
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 1: the whole family came down. It was very nice. It

513
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: was relaxing, it wasn't crazy. So I liked those mother's days. Yeah, great, tea.

514
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: How was your Mother's Day? Elvis? It was really great.

515
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: I covered all bases and we visited mom. Mom was

516
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: very happy. Everything was great. I had to do all

517
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: the cooking, all the cleaning, and uh, it was going

518
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: all right. That was my favorite part with my sister

519
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: because she had a one year old baby. So anytime

520
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 1: she need to do something with the kid, she calls

521
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: her husband over. She goes, it's mother's day, can you

522
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: clean this for me? Place? It was fantastic that ended

523
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 1: at midnight. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you there are

524
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: a lot of people waking up this morning with a

525
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: disappointment hangover. Why. Uh well, if you're a six Ers fan,

526
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: the very I mean, that was a heartbreaking game for

527
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: them last night. I mean you could have heard I

528
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: don't know, whendn't that when the basketball was bouncing what

529
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: do they call it? Four times on the rim? Rim bounce?

530
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: That sounds dirty? Yeah, you have a little rim bound

531
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: right Um. I was like, whoa right at the buzzards

532
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: it was anyway, So six Ers a great season, Thank

533
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: you so much? U. What else? There was something else

534
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up? Oh straight, Nate? Oh yes,

535
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: how was your week? Head? It was delightful? Elvis? Yeah,

536
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: tell how many times did you have sex this week? Twice?

537
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: I had a dream about you having sex. Oh God,

538
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: not with me? Was I good? No? No, I don't

539
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: know about the mechanics. I don't know you were naked.

540
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,719
Speaker 1: I remember seeing you. I had all sorts of weird

541
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: dreams this week. I remember seeing you having sex with

542
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: someone and I ran out of the room, said it

543
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: would watch who you were dreaming of a celebrity all weekend? Halsey?

544
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: So was Halsey having sex with Nate? No? No, there

545
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: was a different, different dreams For some reason, I must

546
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 1: have been sleeping deep because I had a lot of

547
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: dreams this from you. Did you know? But I'm more

548
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: confused in real life, if you walked in on Nate

549
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: having sex, would you run out of the room. Yes,

550
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch anyone have sex. I would listen.

551
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: It's with me? Okay, what roundhead? Oh? Did you have

552
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: a dream about me sex over the weekend? I did

553
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,640
Speaker 1: not know why you didn't have a dream because it

554
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: was reality? Was now? Man? I had a great weekend? Well, blam,

555
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: I was the man. I feel verbally assaulted. Oh my god,

556
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: I had a fantastic weekend. Fantastic. I think if we

557
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: talked to Trish, she would have a very different explanation

558
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: of how you're looking Mother's Day. That's what she wanted.

559
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no no no no no, no no, okay, okay,

560
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: thank you Greg everywhere. Yay. That was the most intense

561
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 1: pelvic thrust I've ever seen. Wow, I want to show off. Well,

562
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: Scottie b had a Mother's Day fail. Scottie can you

563
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: come in? Uh? Scotty Bee. By the way, he's a

564
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,959
Speaker 1: partner with Andrew in the brand new podcast Serial Killers

565
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: with a sample cereals. Yeah, yes, what happened? Oh well, um,

566
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: Saturday morning before I came to work, I leave it

567
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: like four in the morning. My wife was in bed

568
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: wearing a pair of earbuds and the wire was wrapped

569
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: around her neck because she fell asleep with it. So

570
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: I woke up the next day. I'm sorry. I decided

571
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: that I want to get it for a present. The

572
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: ear pods. What is that? What you call it? Yeah?

573
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: So I thought I'd be a great present if she

574
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: goes to bed listening to you know stuff, and I

575
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: don't want her to choke herself. That was nice. So

576
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: I went out Saturday morning and I bought them. And

577
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: then as we were driving Saturday morning, there was a

578
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: guy in the street directing traffic who was wearing them,

579
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: and she goes, I hate douchebags that wear those things.

580
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: I freaking hate those things. So I was like, it

581
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: looks like cigarettes. Check it out there. Can I ever

582
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: get it right? Like the vacuum failed. The vacuum was

583
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: just stupid on your part. So so these things are

584
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: still sitting on the counter unwrapped, and she was like,

585
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't really want these things. Yeah, great, well, I

586
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: just I don't know what to get for her anymore.

587
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: That's going to be a successful present. I give up

588
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: and experiences in my house now. Even my husband said,

589
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm not going to waste money on, you know, frivolous

590
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: things that we don't need. Like he knew I wanted

591
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: new artwork for my living room, so he went out

592
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: and got me a couple of pieces for the living

593
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: room that he knew I wanted. But like that, those

594
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: are I think that would be a fail too. It

595
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: sounds like it would work. Yes, Brody had a failure

596
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: of Mother's Day as well. What happened? Yeah, so I

597
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: brought home a pair of socks we got here by

598
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: a company called Bombas, and she loved them. She's the

599
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: best socks I've ever had, so I thought, wow, you

600
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: know what I'm and they're expensive. So I got a

601
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: nice sized gift card for Bomba's socks and she's like,

602
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: oh socks. I thought she's I thought I nailed it.

603
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: I didn't nail it. And I didn't nail it. You didn't. Yeah,

604
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: can you know, let's do this. I want to hear. God. Look,

605
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: you know, if you're if you're a mother, and you

606
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: open a gift and you know, maybe it's just polite

607
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: to go, oh this is great, you know, and in

608
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: your mind you're thinking this sucks. I want to hear

609
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,959
Speaker 1: from you because you know what you can tell us.

610
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: You can't tell your family, you can't tell your whoever

611
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: ended up buying the Mother's Day gift whatever. Yeah, let

612
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: us know how how much they failed. I want to

613
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: hear about your crappy asked Mother's Day gift. Text me

614
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: at fifty five one hundred, call me at eight hundred

615
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: two two zero one hundred. But yeah, I know, great

616
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,959
Speaker 1: Mother's Day for Froggy's wife Lisa. You guys all went

617
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: to Disney and Epcott and stuff. Yeah, but the gift

618
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: I gave her, I'm not sure she was so so

619
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: crazy about But you know what, I think, what'd you

620
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: give her? It was something that she saw in a store.

621
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: I thought she would like. It was a cat, it

622
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: was a candle. I thought of something she'd really liked.

623
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: She's like, but hold on, but we went to Disney,

624
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: so that's part of the gift as well. It was

625
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: just she had something to open, but she was. She

626
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: was wearing a T shirt in a photo. Yes, and

627
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it's it's misspelled. Who paid for this T shirt?

628
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: I did? Okay? It said okay, it said Disney Mom's rock.

629
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: But mom is possessive with an apostrophe correct? Why would

630
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: they Why would they sell that? Yeah, it's my fault.

631
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: I mean unless there is a rock that's owned by

632
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: a mom and that's not a Disney Mom's rock, it's

633
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: my fault. I special ordered it. I typed it that way.

634
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. You spelled Disney Mom's rocked m O

635
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: m apostrophe s. I was giving Disney Moms a rock,

636
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: so you spelled that. And by the way, you should

637
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: have just let her buy something in Disney at Disney Springs.

638
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: You know she did that too. Don't you worry. You're

639
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: you're you're taking me off topic here. Sorry, And she

640
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: wore that all day without knowing her shirt. It's like

641
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: walking around with a booker hanging out of your nose

642
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: if no one tells you. Yeah, it's like walking around

643
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: with a milk dug on your tooth. I think she

644
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,479
Speaker 1: felt bad. I think she felt bad. I bought her

645
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: the shirt she wanted to wear it. I think she

646
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: felt bad. She didn't really say anything about it until

647
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: we were on the way home. She said, I want

648
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: you to know, I wore this shirt today, but you

649
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: realize that it's got a misspelling on it all day

650
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: and all the Disney grammar police were Yeah, there's so

651
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: many pictures of her take in. I'm sure that we're like,

652
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: look at the shirt. Good job, Froggy had one job.

653
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm not an English major, okay, I see, And of

654
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: course Brody, but all over it. When Brody just hear's word,

655
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: he can smell am mis spelling or a grammar problem.

656
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: With the exception of you. I don't know how any

657
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: of the men in this studio get laid. I don't know. Oh, please,

658
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: don't want to go show. It's Elvis Duran. Saving money

659
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: with groupon is easy. Everything you need to save big

660
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Speaker 1: is right there on your group on app. Save big

661
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Speaker 1: on family bowling night or a relaxing massage right in

662
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: your own neighborhood. Save up to one hundred dollars a

663
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Speaker 1: week on what you do every day. Download the group

664
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: on app and save group on all Right, So maybe

665
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: you got a crappy gift for Mother's Day. It's the

666
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: thought that counts. Well, okay, no, it is the thought

667
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,719
Speaker 1: that counts. Obviously they put no thought into this, so

668
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 1: it doesn't count, right. It depends on what it is. Hello,

669
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: is this Lily Bell? This is Lily Bell? You guys.

670
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: I can't believe that on the radio. Thank you. It

671
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: feels good to be swimming in the air, doesn't it. Yes, definitely,

672
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: all right now, no one else is listening in the family.

673
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: It's just us, Lily Bell. What did they give you

674
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: for a Mother's Day? Um? So I got a gift

675
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: card to get gas, a guest gas gift a minute.

676
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: I mean it is practical, well, right, can you use it? Like?

677
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 1: Get me wrong? I'm thankful with whatever I get. I'm appreciative.

678
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: But I was like, I don't know, maybe they were

679
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: there was a different kind of card that you could

680
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 1: have gotten me for Mother's Day. I don't know. Can

681
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: you use it like one of those mini marts you

682
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 1: about flowers? Yeah? I think, I don't think. I don't know.

683
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: Probably it's a beat Pe gift card. I don't know

684
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: if I'm allowed to say that, but yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah,

685
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 1: you can probably flip that into other gift cards. Yeah. Well,

686
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day. Go get gas so much? All right, thanks,

687
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. All right, I'm like, sounds

688
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: like a good gift. Get gas flows this dawn. Yes,

689
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: this is dawn morning, everybody, Good morning, Happy day after

690
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: Mother's Day? All right, what did you get your your questioning? Uh,

691
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: my husband, as sweet as you, for some strange reason,

692
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: bought me a three pound bag of almonds. Do you

693
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: love almond? Okay? I do love almond, but not enough

694
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: to have that as a Mother's Day three pounds? That's nuts. Yes,

695
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 1: you wanted to make sure I had more than enough almond? Yeah, okay, Well,

696
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: I mean, how how long will that last? You? Three

697
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: pounds of almond? Gosh? I don't know. I'm hoping at

698
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: least three months. I know they're gonna go rancid after

699
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: a while. You gotta eat them fast, all right, I know,

700
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: I know, all right, Thank you. You'll chop them up,

701
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: make some sort of something. Hang you milk them, milk,

702
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: milk those almonds. Yeah, you can make milk out of that. Hello, Heather, Yes, Heather,

703
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: go ahead, No, good morning. Thanks for listening. No one

704
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: else is listening but us. So tell us what bad

705
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: gift did you get for Mother's Day? So my husband

706
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: decided you was going to get me a pullover? I

707
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: said that I liked on the internet. Oh it's cute.

708
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: It's monogram like a little pull a pullover, like like

709
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: a polo shirt, kind of a quarter sleeve pullover. Yeah,

710
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: and so it was Mono Graham. He used it in

711
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: the mail. He's so excited to give it to me,

712
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: and he's some book day. I got what you wanted.

713
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: I said, well, who's HDD because it is definitely you're

714
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: not my initial. Wait's been drinking the night before and

715
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: I thought this was awesome that he had my gifts

716
00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: all picked out. So who what are your initials? No,

717
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: my initials are H T D And he got h

718
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 1: D D. Yes too much. Maybe it was already made.

719
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: It was like a discount version It's like when you

720
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: get a birthday cake that says happy barmits for all right?

721
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: Well Heather, uh good going, Happy mother's day, thank you,

722
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: thank you? Hello, Nicole, So sad hi Pine, Nicole, Mother's

723
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: day is done. What gift did you did you get that?

724
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 1: You're just scratching your head over? I got a lama dormat. Wait? Wait,

725
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: it has a lama picture, a picture of a lama

726
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: on it. It's pink and red, and it's got two

727
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: lamas with a cactus in between them. Dormat and a

728
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: lama dormat. A llama dormat. Happy mothers? Wait? Maybe you

729
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: do you love lamas? Do you like dormats? I guess so? No? Okay, okay,

730
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 1: hold on, okay, wait wait, trying to figure this out?

731
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: Break down, break this down. Why do you think? Why

732
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: do you think they got you a lama dormat? Well?

733
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: I have a lot of weird things at my house,

734
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: so it just kind of matches. Oh god, it sounds

735
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: good to me. So then maybe it was very thoughtful.

736
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: Well it was most thowtful. Is that I got a

737
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: little tiny garden then riding a llama statue to go

738
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,399
Speaker 1: with it? Oh? Thank god? It was a lama kind

739
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: of it's a match set, all right. Well cool Nicole,

740
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day, enjoy your lama. Doormat lama, no problama

741
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: lama for your mama. Do you know I got a

742
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: receipt with some of my gifts because but it was

743
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: a receipt to a gift I didn't get. Oh, because

744
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: my husband bought me a bicycle helmet to go with

745
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: my new bicycle that I got for my birthday. Good,

746
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: So it was great. The problem is when he ran

747
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: out of Target, he ran out without the bag, and

748
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: in my neighborhood, targets not open on Sundays. So he says,

749
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: here's the receipt for the helmet that's still at Target

750
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: in the back. So I got other stuff too. But

751
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: I was cracking up laughing Happy Mother's Day. So it

752
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: was very cute. It was very cute. You look like

753
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: you had a great mother, did I? I'm so blessed

754
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: I can't even so. Yes, Hey, Alyssa, yeah yeah, So

755
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: what did your husband give you up for Mother's Day?

756
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: One year? Like a front door? Yeah, we need a

757
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: new front door, so he thought it would be good

758
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: to give me a new front door. All right, that's

759
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: for the whole family, not just for you. I know,

760
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: that's what I thought. Yeah, the rule should be only

761
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: mother can use this door, no one else the back door. Yeah,

762
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: thank you, Lissa. Sorry, that's for Father's Day. Let's get

763
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: into the three things you need to know, Gandhi. All right,

764
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: So an uplifting follow up to a story that came

765
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 1: out last week. There was a school district in Rhode

766
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: Island that was serving cold sandwiches to kids who were

767
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: in debt because of lunch money issues and other things.

768
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about this later. I'm so glad

769
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: you brought this up. Yes, so a lot of people

770
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: were outraged. How could you do that? I was one

771
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: of them. Can't believe that people would do that in

772
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: a school district. But the CEO of Chibani Yogurt stepped

773
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: up and paid all of the debts so that all

774
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: of the kids can eat the exact same meals and

775
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: not worry about their nutrition or not fitting in because

776
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: of something else that's with yeah, outside their control, so

777
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: good for him. His name is Hamdi Ulukaya. All right.

778
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: We all have seen rumbas. Some people have the room bus,

779
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: not Rumba's room bus right, Yeah, you see him for

780
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: his wife or Mother's Day one year. Oh and that

781
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: was a fail too, Yeah, that cap epic fail. Well,

782
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: this one might be hilarious because the guy gave it

783
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: a software update where now when the roomba runs into something,

784
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: it curses and screens like an actual person running into

785
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: your couch, Like, damn it, have you I want to

786
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: hear this. We'll find it in its screens. It's like,

787
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, what's going on in here? It actually

788
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 1: makes me want to buy one rash damn. Yeah. And finally,

789
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day, a certain porn site I won't say

790
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: which one blocked milf videos, so if people were trying

791
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: to search for it, they gotta pop up message that

792
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: said it's Mother's Day, Go call your mom. I find

793
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: that hilarious. Shout out to them. All right, god, thank

794
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: you very We got a brand new phone tap on

795
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: the way. Who does It's scary? Got it? Gives us

796
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: a phone tap. Next in the Morning Show, if you

797
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,439
Speaker 1: didn't love summer enough, Tates Bakeshops given you two more

798
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: reasons to love summer new Smores and Coconut Blondie limited

799
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: Edition Summer cookies. Two new flavors amazing. Look for the

800
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: red Smores and blue Coconut Blondie bags available at Whole Foods. Now.

801
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I was an all weekend

802
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: watching the James Charles drama. Oh my goodness, YouTube is

803
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: a flame. It was, and so is James Charles. Look,

804
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: I've always I've been a fan of James Charles for

805
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: a long time. I just find him very unique and

806
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 1: very and I just find all of his his everything

807
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: he does just just I can't not watch, you know,

808
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: I just if you don't know who James Charles is.

809
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: James Charles is a massive, massive influencer on Instagram and

810
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: uh he started out to doing makeup tips right right,

811
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: and h people just fell in love with him. I mean,

812
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: he's got this thing. He also sings. I don't know

813
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: if you've heard him sing. I'm and you know he

814
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: shows up it you haven't heard him sing? I have not? No,

815
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: you haven't, really, Yeah, what I thought we had a

816
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: clip in the system. No we do, No, I don't

817
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: think so. Anyway, So James Charles, I just can't not

818
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: watch him. Yeah. Okay, so he got into a huge,

819
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: huge piece of beef this past week and uh, with

820
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: someone who claims to have been someone who met him everything.

821
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: Her name is Toddy Westbrook, Tati Westbrook. So anyway, James

822
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: Charles has now lost right around three million subscribers. He's

823
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: canceled and just he's canceled in just several days. He

824
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: lost them because it started out in a little tiff

825
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: between the two of them, and then it turned into

826
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: some very personal stuff. He apologized though there's a video

827
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: of him apologizing. Yes, but there's some stuff. If it's true,

828
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: he can't really apologize for. Yeah. Anyway, So if you're

829
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: a James Charles follower, this is interesting. We're about to

830
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: get into the phone tap, but I find this interesting.

831
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: But even though James Charles has a he has I

832
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: think he's down to how many million around the along

833
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: to fourteen million, fourteen millions, So he was way up there,

834
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: close to twenty million, right or eighteen sixteen. He's now

835
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: thirteen and a half, all right, followers. Yeah, Yet the

836
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: majority of people on this planet Earth have no clue

837
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: who James Charles is. Yeah, it's the same with BTS.

838
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: Think BTS is just a massive, massive force to be

839
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: reckoned with. People have been camping out in Central Park

840
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: for four days now to see them. But there's a

841
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: massive amount of people who've never heard of BTS. It

842
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: just shows you these influencers and these bands and these

843
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: musicians and whatever. They have a huge, huge, huge following

844
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: on Instagram, yet a massive following that they don't have yet.

845
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: Crazy crazy anyway, So if you want to get into

846
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 1: James Charles, and who doesn't want to get into James

847
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: probably you don't realize you've seen him because his pictures

848
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: in a lot of makeup places. Well he's the first male,

849
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: right and the mean beautiful, absolutely beautiful. And of course

850
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: he was said, he goes to Coachella, and he goes

851
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: to the met Gala. I mean he's everywhere. Anyway. We'll

852
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: get into that later, all the stuff that's going on.

853
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: And then Scary walks in and says, I just lost

854
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 1: forty five minutes of my life. I said, what I

855
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: was sitting there, money, my own business and boom notification, Instagram.

856
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: We went live Insta with Cardip and you sat there

857
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: and watched her for forty five minutes. And what did

858
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: she do in forty five minutes? Well, I was almost

859
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: late for work finding out that she just got back

860
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: from a club, and she was upset because the bracelet

861
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: that offset got her, which was a ten thousand dollars

862
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: culture bracelet, was lost in the club, and she was

863
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: just on Instagram Live. And I'm sitting there and I'm

864
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: supposed to take a shower and get ready for work,

865
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: but I'm laying in bed and I'm watching her on

866
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: ig live and I'm sitting there for how many minutes?

867
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: Forty five minutes? So, okay, when you're mining your own

868
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: business and an Instagram notification comes up, CARDI beats going live,

869
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: do you actually watch? I never ever watched these, never

870
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: ever scary did for forty five minutes? I did because

871
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: it was so fascinating. And then, okay, what was fascinating

872
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: about it? Though, Okay, really what was fascinating about what

873
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: she ordered for room service and that was going to

874
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: take a half hour for it to get Their offset

875
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: was on the phone with the hotel lobby saying, so

876
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: you had to stay on to see room service arrived.

877
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: You had chicken fingers, had they poured cereal into a

878
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: ballshit fruity pebbles. This is fast nating. We did that

879
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: every morning. And then he stretched also stretched her legs

880
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: out because she was feeling kind of tight. Yeah, that's

881
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: what it was. Okay, so this was forty five minutes

882
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: of your life. She was live. Yeah, and I'm sitting there,

883
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, and I'm like a people

884
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: do this before backdoorteen mom, farre Abraham. She will start sorting. Yeah,

885
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: she will start like every live video and I go,

886
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: let me just see because she's so stupid. I can't

887
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: you know what makes me laugh. She has all these followers,

888
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: but every single comment on her post on Instagram is

889
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: You're a horrible mom. You suck. You just get it up.

890
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: The you know, like, why are you watching? And there

891
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: you are watching it and I watched every minute of it.

892
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: Elvis durand phone tap all right, Garrett, into your phone tap.

893
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: What do you have today? All right, I'm bringing back

894
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: an old favorite of mine. So Kyle wants to play

895
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: a phone tap on our boyfriend Sam. Now, the couple

896
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: recently had the talk, not the relationship ship talk, we

897
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: should buy a puppy talk all right. So Sam's into it,

898
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: KaiA not so much. So I'm gonna call uh and

899
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 1: start the call. I'm gonna start the call to Sam,

900
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 1: the boyfriend to congratulate him on getting a dog one

901
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 1: of these. I know what this is. Yeah, okay, these

902
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 1: are great. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi, Yes, I'm

903
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: looking for a Samuel. It's a Samuel? Is this I'm

904
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: calling on? Behalf of Say, if you signed up to

905
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: be a future dog owner, thank you so much in

906
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: helping rescue an animal and bringing one into your home.

907
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: I sign up a little doll. Do you remember signing

908
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: up with Sovereign Bank the other day at may A supermarket? Yeah? Shirt, okay,

909
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: Well with that, the bank sells the information to a

910
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: third party like ourselves, and they said that you were

911
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: fit for an animal, and it is now our job

912
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: to just show you the way of what sixty cents

913
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: could do each day. Anything. I'm flirtic that dogs. I

914
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:08,720
Speaker 1: don't want no dogs. So have a good day. Bye, Hello,

915
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: spend Hello second Hello, Hello, Hi Samuel. Who is this Samuel? Hi?

916
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm Raymond Ruddington. Will you be an angel for a

917
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: helpless animal? Every day an innocent animal is abused animal.

918
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 1: Sixteen dollars a month, only sixty cents a day, you'll

919
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: help rescue an animal and bring them into a loving

920
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: home like yourself. No, look, I'm allergic to animals, the pis.

921
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't want any of this in my house. Why

922
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: are you calling now? Has anyone ever given you a

923
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: second chance? Hello, Samuel, it's Raymond Reddington. Here. There's an

924
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: animal who needs you. Stop calling me. I gotta go

925
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 1: to work. I don't need to right now. We have Loopy,

926
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: the one legged pug that I think would be a

927
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: great fit for you, and you're loving one. What about waffles?

928
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: Are one eyed pomer Rain? Stop calling me, robot, I'm

929
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:29,760
Speaker 1: gonna sell us. Damn baby. Was stupid idiot keeps calling

930
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: me trying to give me some dogs, saying that I

931
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: signed up for some scraps. Do you know I don't

932
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: even like dogs? I wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait

933
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: what did you say? I said? I don't want the dogs?

934
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: He keeps calling me trying to give me dogs. I

935
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: don't want to dogs. I want my bank T shirt.

936
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: We were talking about, you know, maybe hitting one right,

937
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: getting nothing? What are you talking about? You talking something? Oh?

938
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: I mean I thought that was something we were kind

939
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: of moving towards. Are you saying right now? I don't

940
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: want a dog? We didn't we never you talked about

941
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: one a dog. I ain't talked about one of the dogs.

942
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 1: Did I come back and say yes, Labe, No, I

943
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: didn't say anything about one and a dog. I'm lurgic, clug,

944
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: short hair, long hair, medium here. I don't care. I

945
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: don't want a dog. No, no, I said no. I'm

946
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: not speaking of Spanish. I'm not speaking of Chinese. I'm

947
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: speaking Americans. No, Sam, Hey, Samuel, Sam, My name is

948
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: actually Garrett from Elvis Durin in the Morning show. And

949
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: you just got a phone tap by your girlfriend. Give

950
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: me a heart attack on me. I'm trying to get

951
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: ready for work. But I like the show. But this

952
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: is not cool on the real This is not how

953
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 1: you gonna get it. There you go. How many of

954
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: those have you done over the years? A handful? Yeah,

955
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm very annoying. What was the three legged? What? Three

956
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,959
Speaker 1: legged pugg one leg? If you have one legged pug,

957
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: but one legged pug one night Pomerinian, I got them all.

958
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: I would take them all to thank you, Gary or well.

959
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: If you have someone in your life, it's very gullible,

960
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: very phone tapable. Let us know all about him. Go

961
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: to Elvis Durand dot com and click on the phone

962
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:17,320
Speaker 1: tap lane permission granted participation in the morning show. All right, Danielle,

963
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: what are you guy going on today? All right? So

964
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: Demmi Lavado has signed with our friends Scooter Braun. Yes,

965
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: she has very excited for her. That will be pretty

966
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Uh and if you like eighties horror, well,

967
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: the producers of American Horror Stories say that we are

968
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: gonna love the brand new season. It's all about like

969
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: slasher movies. Though, I can't wait you love, yes, Gandhi.

970
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: Do you find it odd that she's so into slasher

971
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,479
Speaker 1: movie's terrified like Halloween and all those type of mary

972
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: body language changes when she talks about death La about

973
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: last season of them of American herr stort not so great. No,

974
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: but this season, I'm really looking forward to it, So

975
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens there. Kim Kardashian and Kanye over

976
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: the weekend, you know, they they welcome their new baby

977
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: into the world via surrogate pounds nine ounces. We don't

978
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: have an official name yet, but we do know it's

979
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: a boy. Britney Spears was in court on Friday, where

980
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: a judge ordered an examination of her conservativeship. If she

981
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: wants to end it, she probably didn't help her case

982
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 1: by leaving the courthouse with no shoes on. I'm gonna

983
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: go ahead and say she probably should have had shoes.

984
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,399
Speaker 1: She wasn't performing on stage like Kelly Clarkson. When you're

985
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: in a courthouse, I say, keep your shoes on. I

986
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: don't know about the rest of you, but it's comfy.

987
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:31,439
Speaker 1: Oh okay. So that American Idol Top three, not gonna

988
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: tell you it's very responsible, Yes, because if I say it,

989
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: you know what's gonna happen. Mary pissed off? Yeah, and

990
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: did Carny b celebrated her first Mother's Day. I know

991
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: scary was watching her live Instagram. But she got two

992
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: of her May bags? Is that how you say it?

993
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: Hermis rmiss I can't afford it, So I don't know

994
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: how to say it, but she got two of them.

995
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: Those bags are like how much eats each at the

996
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: least each It's crazy And a lot of times you

997
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: have to go on a waiting list for them. That's

998
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: true that the special ones. Are you on a waiting

999
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: list for an airmash? Yeah? In the year thirty twenty, Yeah,

1000
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: we need someone to bias. Yeah, right. Anyway, So she

1001
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: got other gifts from Offset as well, and NBC unveiled

1002
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: their schedule for next season and includes a comedies uh,

1003
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,959
Speaker 1: bunch of comedies, a sitcom starring friend dresser. Uh. There's

1004
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: also a musical about female computer coders. Um, it's gonna

1005
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: be interesting. I don't know it's gonna be interesting. I

1006
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: think they're trying too hard a lot of these networks,

1007
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: because everybody is watching Netflix nowadays, and those shows like,

1008
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 1: oh yeah, they try a little too hard. Anyway, you

1009
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: know what, we turned everything off and just watch cooking

1010
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 1: shows all day. You know what. It's either golf for

1011
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: cooking shows because I can just boom right out. Yeah,

1012
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: or Bachelorette is tonight fifteen, fifteenth season formie of Bachelorette.

1013
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: That's crazy. And Netflix, Um, I think you should leave.

1014
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: I'm watching that. I don't know what it's about, but

1015
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: it Jailbirds. It's crazy. Jailbirds and also wine Country is

1016
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: what a lot of us are over our Netflix. Hey

1017
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: back to Jailbirds. Yes, thank you Gandhi for turning me

1018
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: on to Jailbird. You are so welcome. I'm glad you

1019
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: enjoy it the way I do. I can't believe now,

1020
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 1: no spoilers, just hear me out, so Can you imagine

1021
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: you're living in a prison, like a ten story high prison, Okay,

1022
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: and there's someone down on the fifth floor you want

1023
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: to talk to, and you're up on the eighth floor. Yeah,

1024
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: so what you do. Here's what they do. They siphon

1025
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: all the water out of their toilets, and they talk

1026
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: to each other through the toilet pipes, like stick their

1027
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,879
Speaker 1: faces into where they're blowing it up, and just start

1028
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: screaming to each other, like what's you're throwing down there? Like? Hi,

1029
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: who's this? Oh? Who's I gotta give you a little call. Oh.

1030
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: They do this thing called fishing. Can you explain how

1031
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,439
Speaker 1: they do this. Let's say you're on the eighth floor

1032
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: and you have a bag of free toes you want

1033
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 1: to give me on the fifth floor. Go so there.

1034
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: The logistics are a little bit sketchy to me, but

1035
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: they take all of their undershirts and they tie them

1036
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,439
Speaker 1: together in like a long train, like a long thing.

1037
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: Then they put a spoon at the end of it.

1038
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: Then they attach the thing to this string and they

1039
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: shove it down the toilet and they wait for the

1040
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: spoons to catch each other, and then one person will

1041
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: pull it out of the other toilet on like the

1042
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: fifth floor, and then they just kick the chips like

1043
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: it wasn't in a poop shoot. Well, it wasn't a bag,

1044
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: So no, I understand how they know when it's coming

1045
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: and who's this coming and who's the ground. They figured

1046
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: it out, figured it out, and there's a billion there's

1047
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 1: a billion and one other things they do in here.

1048
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: But here's my point about prison, and I've never been,

1049
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 1: never want to go. It doesn't matter what's going on

1050
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: in the world outside those walls. It could be, you know,

1051
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: the politics, running a mook, it could be war, shootings,

1052
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 1: it could be anything going on. It doesn't matter. Nothing

1053
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: in the real world matters inside prison. Inside prison is

1054
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 1: its own world where you have to find ways to adapt,

1055
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: stay out of trouble, don't get killed, don't kill anyone,

1056
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 1: I mean. And there's romance. They're all dating each other.

1057
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 1: They got more boyfriends than I've ever had in my

1058
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 1: life and girlfriends back and forth. I'm like, oh they

1059
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 1: do I know? The girlfriends? Can you know all date

1060
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 1: each other because they're with each other face to face.

1061
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: But if you're if you want to date someone of

1062
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: the opposite sex in this in this prison, you got

1063
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: to talk to them through the toilet. They made on

1064
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: the toilet, they met through the toilet. Yeah, and now

1065
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: let me ask a question. What if somebody's talking through

1066
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:25,240
Speaker 1: the toilet and then somebody upstairs is pooping. Oh, it's funny.

1067
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: You should mention that there was an incident. What happened?

1068
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: What do you think? Oh, this crappy situation. Yes, anyway,

1069
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: so there's much more to it because these characters on

1070
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: Jailbirds are just and it's real life. I mean, this

1071
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 1: is a documentary, but I don't have a lot of

1072
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 1: plot toilets how they let this go on in the

1073
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: system they do. I mean, look, if you have nothing

1074
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 1: but time, you come up with this stuff. Anyway. So Jailbirds, Yeah,

1075
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 1: thank you for turning. So welcome Ganda. You really know

1076
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 1: how to pick them. Froggy, I want you to watch Jailbirds.

1077
00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 1: You're gonna Oh no, I'm all in the old family situation,

1078
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: got me in. Yeah, let's go talk to Courtney. Hey, Courtney,

1079
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: how's it going? Oh my god, Hey guys, how are you.

1080
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: We're doing well? So you're keeping up with this James

1081
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: Charles h drama going on on Instagram? Yes, it's a lot,

1082
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: but yes, Okay, look, you know there are a lot

1083
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: of people out here who don't even know who James

1084
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: Charles is. Okay, I mean this is drama getting what's

1085
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 1: going on here pretty much? Okay, So basically hot, he's

1086
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: like one of the OG. Like she's been around on

1087
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: YouTube for like eight plus years. She's one of the OG.

1088
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: He's very well respected within the community, and she basically

1089
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: helped build James charles career, like back when nobody wanted

1090
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: to work with him because of his like racist a

1091
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: bowl us candle and comments that he made about that.

1092
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: And he's always a little problematic, like recently, he's he's

1093
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 1: he's very, he's very he's a drama drama filled guy. Yeah, definitely.

1094
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: So like the breaking point, like the straw that broke

1095
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: the Camel's back is basically James Chartles claimed that he

1096
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: got stuck in a security risk at Coachella and Bear

1097
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: Hair provided him like security for him and his friends.

1098
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: But Totty has a competitive hair like vitamin brand and

1099
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: Halo is her brand, and then Cugar Bear Hair is

1100
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: like her talking All right, Okay, hold on, are you

1101
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: keeping up with this? I follow, I know, but if

1102
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: you don't follow, you have no idea what's going on.

1103
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: Oh okay. It started out with that fight and then

1104
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: he apologized, but then it turned into personal stuff, saying

1105
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: he's trying to subdu straight boys, and it's like it

1106
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: got so he has gone from how many to how many?

1107
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: On Instagram? He's lost how many people? It was a

1108
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: little bit over sixteen million and like five hundred thousand,

1109
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: and now he's at like three million left, he's at

1110
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: like thirteen point five pound And this is over the

1111
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: course of how like four days, right, five days? Yeah,

1112
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: the tenth is when the video dropped, so that's like

1113
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: three days. He's also gave three million subscribers. Okay, yeah,

1114
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: so he has lost three million. She has gained three millions.

1115
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: She still has less than him. I have a question,

1116
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: since you're following it so closely, you saw the apology video,

1117
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure do you believe he was sorry? No? Okay no,

1118
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 1: because like if you watch the video, first of all,

1119
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: he's like stay crying, and second of all, at the end,

1120
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: he's like, I know in the past, I'd liked to

1121
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: play the victim, and he makes like a point to

1122
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: be like, well, I'm not going to do that today.

1123
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 1: So he's still like making it about like people will

1124
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: be like, oh, okay, but listen here the story. Here's this.

1125
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: You have to agree, Courtney. As fascinating as you find this,

1126
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: I do as well. The majority of the people in

1127
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: real world don't even know who these people are. They

1128
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:35,959
Speaker 1: have no you know, no, you're listening to this now.

1129
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this. This kid hads over sixteen million subscribers.

1130
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: He is losing ten subscribers every second, and his whole

1131
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: world basically hinges on his subscribers, so he's lost three

1132
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: million in several days. It's wild. All right, we're gonna

1133
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: keep an eye on this. James Charles, you sound like

1134
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: you're having fun watching the drama. Are you enjoying this, Courtney? Um? Yeah,

1135
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,919
Speaker 1: there's like live videos on YouTube. You can watch both

1136
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: of their subscriber count side by side, so like you

1137
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: can watch Herds and Herds Rises in his balls and

1138
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 1: like Jeffrey starway down it. It's like a whole thing.

1139
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: It's tea yeah, Team Tati. All right, all right, you

1140
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: keep an eye on it, Courtney. You're our official James

1141
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: Charles correspondent. I guess have a great day. Thanks for

1142
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: listening to us. And we again. You're sitting there on

1143
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 1: who are these people? He's losing ten people every second

1144
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: we missed part of today's show. Stuff gets awkward real quick.

1145
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,680
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1151
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1152
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,720
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1153
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1154
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Speaker 1: audible dot com. Slash Elvis. Hey, I'm great to hear.

1155
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Speaker 1: Whether it's your best friend helping you to drive across

1156
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Speaker 1: country to start a new job, or a neighbor helping

1157
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Speaker 1: you to move into a brand new home. A little

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1162
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1164
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: State Farm, here to help life go right. I think

1165
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,959
Speaker 1: Elvis is hilarious on the spot. He always has something

1166
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: funny to say, hysterics, so funny, so confusing. Oh my gosh,

1167
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be on the phone with you

1168
01:01:53,920 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: right now, all the excitement is out. I'm leaving, walking away.

1169
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: I like to hear that other people have issues too.

1170
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 1: I love the feeling of a cute tip in my

1171
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 1: ear hysterically. I love it in your pipe and snow

1172
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: slow as we sit here and look outside and all

1173
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: the drizzle and the nastiness. There are a lot of

1174
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: BTS fans in Central Park. They've been there for several days.

1175
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: BTS doesn't even arrive till Wednesday. But they love BTS

1176
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: that much. It is commitment. It is commitment anyone. I

1177
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: think it's awesome. How do you think they did yesterday?

1178
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: I mean yesterday it was like monsoony. Yeah, And they

1179
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 1: don't allow tents out there, So I don't know. If

1180
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: you're a BTS fan, we're thinking about you. I get it.

1181
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 1: Those those guys are just I love them. I don't

1182
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're saying. But I love them.

1183
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: I mean, let me tell you. The BTS message, though,

1184
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: is so positive. It's so great. I get it. I

1185
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: understand why they have all those fans. It was so

1186
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: you remember when they were here and they took we

1187
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: took a picture with them, so one of them had

1188
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 1: his hand on my shoulder, and so many people got

1189
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: into my DMS. You were touched by a god. I

1190
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: know you were. You have an angel touching your shoulder.

1191
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow. They love them so it's incredible. They're

1192
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: so relatable. Kids love them. I just want them to

1193
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 1: dress me. Their outfits were incredible. I want to learn

1194
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: how to dance like them. I think we can make

1195
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: all of this happen. Yeah, we love watching Jonas Brothers

1196
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: Jonas Brothers on Saturday Night Live. I know that the

1197
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: brothers had a great time at NBC. They are really

1198
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: loving being back together. They're making some great music. They're

1199
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 1: selling out. They're actually selling out around the country and

1200
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,919
Speaker 1: adding more dates because people want to see their show.

1201
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 1: I don't blame you. I'm gonna I'll be there with you.

1202
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm not talking to Nick though, Why Nick? Oh yeah, yeah,

1203
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: he pissed you home Yep, he wasn't true to his

1204
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: word to you. He invited me to the Jamanji set

1205
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 1: and it's already stopped filming. They're already done. And I

1206
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: never went drama. I would talk another drama gedding. Yeah,

1207
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: whatever around the room. We'll start with you, scary, what's

1208
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 1: on your mind today. I think there's no greater feeling

1209
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: in the world than having a mic drop moment. And

1210
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 1: I had that because I won Mother's Day by bringing

1211
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: hold on that cheesecake that we get from the local

1212
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: place over here. I brought that that that Peppolino's cheesecake

1213
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: drop cheesecake, dropped it on the table. Everyone ate it.

1214
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 1: The whole thing went. Everyone was like, oh my god.

1215
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like I sat there taking like victory SIPs.

1216
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, this is the greatest cheesecake. And I

1217
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: felt so good after because I feel like I did

1218
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 1: something forever. Well, look, you know you'll never give your

1219
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: parents a grandkid, but you'll give him a cheesecake. Yeah,

1220
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: so you won. You you took a victory sip. Yeah,

1221
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: that peppolino cheesecake is mighty fine, much better than a

1222
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: little like a grandson. Right. Danielle what's up? So I

1223
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 1: felt like a brand new parent. Something scary one did.

1224
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: So we have been watching these little robin eggs in

1225
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: my um in my backyard. The mom made a little

1226
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: nest and she's been sitting on the eggs for like

1227
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks now, and over the weekend the

1228
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: little eggs hatch. Oh, so my whole family. We've named them,

1229
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: the kids have named them. I went over there and

1230
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: we're in every five minute. How are they doing? And

1231
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: I know we can't do anything. We can't touch them

1232
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: or anything like that, but I feel like I have

1233
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: three new children. They're so cute and they know they're not. Yeah,

1234
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: I have little fuzzies on the they are, they're brand new.

1235
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: You'd be quietly into the mouth. I did not, but

1236
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: I did think about buying worms. So it was easier

1237
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,479
Speaker 1: for the mom because she keeps bringing back these worms.

1238
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: I don't know where she's finding them. Right, don't put

1239
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 1: them in the nest. Put him down below because you

1240
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 1: don't want to touch the nest. Yeah, well, congratulations, grandma,

1241
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:40,439
Speaker 1: you're a grandmother. Grandma Producer Sam, what's going on? So weird?

1242
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: Mine is also kind of about birds. So I want

1243
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: to tell everyone to embrace that moment where they realize

1244
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 1: they're turning into their parents. It's not necessarily a bad thing.

1245
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 1: And this weekend a bird flew into the glass window

1246
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 1: of my parents house, and I swear I pulled up

1247
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 1: a chair and I was there. I camped out for

1248
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 1: an hour and a half, talking to the bird through

1249
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: the glass. I'm like, buddy, you got it. You're standing now,

1250
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine. Oh you're moving your neck. Good job.

1251
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: And my sister started calling me mom. I'm like, you

1252
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 1: shut up. This is empathy. It is a good thing,

1253
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 1: and that the bird is fine. But never apologize for

1254
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 1: what you're doing. I turned into Michelle yesterday. I was

1255
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: a Jewish mother to the bird, and I'm okay with it.

1256
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: You're okay, yes, thank you boy? Oh so well, you'd

1257
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: be so proud. Heay, Gandhi, what's up. I feel like

1258
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm in an unhealthy relationship with Kanye West because I

1259
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 1: loved him and then I hated him, and then I

1260
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 1: loved him, and then I was like, I'm never buying

1261
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 1: his shoes. Then I bought the shoes, and now with

1262
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: his Sunday service, he's got me all the way sucked

1263
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 1: back in, right, and the one from Sunday was actually

1264
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: really beautiful. It was touching to his mother. So I

1265
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 1: think I'm back on the Kanye train, and I'm mad

1266
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,600
Speaker 1: at myself for more and more people are loving, loving

1267
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: his Sunday service. So is this okay? Or do I

1268
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: need to get out of this? Really? Now? You're fine?

1269
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: All right? I tweeted it out if anyone wants to

1270
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: see it. You're fine, all right, You're fine. Stop worrying

1271
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 1: about it. So many things to worry about, Like, oh,

1272
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,920
Speaker 1: like this show jail Birds. Speaking of birds. You got

1273
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 1: brand new birds. You got a new bird, we got

1274
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: jail birds. Yeah. So Gandhi and I. Gandhi turned me

1275
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: on to it. She's like, dude, you go watch this Jailbirds.

1276
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, Alex and I were just totally sucked

1277
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: in from the very beginning. I mean, it's a documentary

1278
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: about a prison. And where is it. It's in California, Sacramento, Sacramento. Yeah. Anyway,

1279
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: what they do and if you missed this, I'll tell

1280
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 1: you just real quick. They have a communication system rather

1281
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 1: than texting each other, which they can't. They don't have phones.

1282
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: They take all the water out of the toilets, and

1283
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 1: they speak to each other through their toilets. So they

1284
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 1: go down into the toilet. I need the sound of

1285
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: the toilet. I'll use this trash can oh can you

1286
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: hear me? And then you'll hear like, hey man, new toilet?

1287
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 1: Who did ye? Okay? So on this one floor it's

1288
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: all women, and then all the other floors are guys.

1289
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 1: You know, they're all inmates, and they there's actual relationships

1290
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: between men and women prisoners through the toilets. These people

1291
01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 1: are cleaning up anyway. So I find this fascinating. Erica

1292
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: has worked in a max security prison for a year. Now,

1293
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: you have seen it all, I'm sure, Erica. Have you

1294
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: seen Jailbirds on Netflix yet? I haven't started it yet.

1295
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 1: I really want to start it, but it seems like

1296
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: you you live it every day at work. Yes, I do.

1297
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: So that's the hardest part because if I watch a

1298
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: prison show, then I have my husband getting upset when

1299
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,679
Speaker 1: I'm talking the whole time about how wait, I've seen

1300
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:29,679
Speaker 1: that before or that's how that works. So my assumption

1301
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 1: is this, and I'm learning this quickly, and you you

1302
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:35,839
Speaker 1: back this up. I'm assuming what happens in those walls

1303
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: in a prison is the only thing that matters. That's

1304
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 1: a universe. It doesn't matter what's going on outside those walls.

1305
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:47,639
Speaker 1: It's a whole world in there that's beyond beyond us outside. Right, Definitely, definitely.

1306
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: When I started working there, I even said, it's a

1307
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 1: whole other world. And when I go in every day,

1308
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,519
Speaker 1: I have to leave my phone in my car. So

1309
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 1: we actually just got internet on our computers at work

1310
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:59,680
Speaker 1: about six months ago. So prior to that we had

1311
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 1: no way. I was like, how do I know if

1312
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,559
Speaker 1: my house is on fire or something happened? I have

1313
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,400
Speaker 1: no way to contact anyone. So I currently function only

1314
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 1: onto the email these days. Right, So what are some

1315
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 1: of the weird things the strange things like we we've

1316
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 1: been watching them communicate through the toilet, So what are

1317
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: some of the weird ways they have adapted in their

1318
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: own universe? In there? Um they use so we are

1319
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: like the units and them on were single cells, Well

1320
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:29,719
Speaker 1: use strength to toss each other things cell to cell um.

1321
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: And we had someone that was attempting to toss a

1322
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 1: wick and it set someone's books on fire that were

1323
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:42,080
Speaker 1: by his cell door. And now now how yeah, yeah,

1324
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 1: how they getting high in there, because I know on

1325
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 1: jailbirds they actually make their own booze right now, Yeah,

1326
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 1: they do, they do. They make it so like that

1327
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 1: all cause cold julip and then um they make slaka

1328
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 1: and so it's all like synthetic substances. Um they've found

1329
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:03,440
Speaker 1: like rat poison in it before they road um satinel

1330
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 1: marijuana that they make it. Wow. And when they make it,

1331
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:10,160
Speaker 1: it's like on these like tiny strips of paper and

1332
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,600
Speaker 1: you really can't see it because it's sprayed on and

1333
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 1: then they roll them up. This is the life. You

1334
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:17,680
Speaker 1: look and you wonder how do they become so so

1335
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: into like coming up with these things. Well, look, if

1336
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,120
Speaker 1: you're in a prison for years and years and years,

1337
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: you've got time to think this stuff through and learn, right,

1338
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 1: Oh lots of time. Yeah, so much time to like

1339
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 1: to this, you know, figure things out and like those

1340
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: basic survival skills, especially when like you have to ask

1341
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,640
Speaker 1: permission for everything, even when it comes down to like

1342
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,240
Speaker 1: getting your food. So you know, I mean, they get

1343
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 1: really creative there. Extreme once more, we'll be careful, Erica,

1344
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 1: and thank you for thank you for what you're doing

1345
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: in there, and please, if you have a chance, go

1346
01:10:47,479 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 1: watch Jailbirds on Netflix. It's interesting. Will I Well, thank y'all.

1347
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Erica'll be safe at work today.

1348
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 1: Hi Gary, are you doing? Hey? Thank you so much

1349
01:10:57,479 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 1: for holding on. Man. I'm so sorry it took so long.

1350
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:04,759
Speaker 1: So you did years in prison? Was it maximum security? Uh?

1351
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 1: It was more of a day camp. Okay, all right,

1352
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,680
Speaker 1: I doesn't matter. You're still you're still locked in, So

1353
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 1: there's nothing great about that, right, No, not at all.

1354
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:17,639
Speaker 1: Now have you watched Jailbirds on Netflix yet? I haven't

1355
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,599
Speaker 1: seen it, but I definitely will be watching it tonight. Yeah. Now,

1356
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: they communicate through the toilets. But you're saying that's that's

1357
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 1: not that atypical. When you're in prison, you find a way,

1358
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:31,440
Speaker 1: you find a way to to make do right. Yeah. Well, basically,

1359
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 1: if most county prisons, you can actually talk through the toilets,

1360
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:38,200
Speaker 1: and it's usually basically a dating service. You're trying to

1361
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: hook up with the females on the block below you,

1362
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 1: so when you get out you can get together on

1363
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 1: the street. Right, you got but you don't even know

1364
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 1: what they look like. Spend enough time in prison, it

1365
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what they look like. Fair enough, scary that flames.

1366
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,519
Speaker 1: The dates you used to have, you weren't even you

1367
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 1: weren't even in prison through the toilet anyway. I think

1368
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: I met a couple of his dates in prison. So, Gary,

1369
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 1: I guess, like I said before, it's safe to say

1370
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,720
Speaker 1: that what happens in those four walls in the eight

1371
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,080
Speaker 1: years you're in prison, it's its own universe, it's its

1372
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 1: own planet wherever. You all depend on each other for

1373
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 1: so many different things that you wouldn't depend on each

1374
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:24,360
Speaker 1: other on for outside those walls, right, I mean absolutely?

1375
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 1: Oh well you made it though. Now yeah, eight years

1376
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 1: locked away? I mean, are you ever going to get

1377
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 1: into that sort of situation every again? Are you going

1378
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,519
Speaker 1: to make sure? No, not gonna happen. No, as long

1379
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 1: as nobody pisses me off, it'll be fine. So how

1380
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 1: did you if I if I may ask, how did

1381
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:44,480
Speaker 1: you end up in prison for eight years? Well, sometimes

1382
01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: when somebody does your wrong, you just gotta handle your business. Okay. Well,

1383
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:54,360
Speaker 1: well Gary, I'm not asking any questions. Well, Gary, but

1384
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 1: you're out. How long have you been out in now?

1385
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: Three years? Next month? Right? Stay outcry? Yeah? Oh I'm

1386
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 1: not going back. Okay, Now, when you walked out for

1387
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,800
Speaker 1: the first time. Do you remember that feeling you had

1388
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 1: after eight years incarcerated when you walked out. It was

1389
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:15,200
Speaker 1: incredible because you get treated a different way when you're

1390
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,000
Speaker 1: in there, but on the way out, they'll shake your hand,

1391
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 1: tell you what a great guy you've been, and don't

1392
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:23,400
Speaker 1: come back. And as soon as you hit that outside air,

1393
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:26,240
Speaker 1: it's just a whole different world. The air is fresher,

1394
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 1: and the only thing you can think of is where

1395
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 1: the women at Yeah, oh wait wait? Is it hard though,

1396
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 1: to start over, like when you've been there for so

1397
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 1: long to like you just get used to being in

1398
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:40,599
Speaker 1: normal society. Oh, it is. It's so hard because the

1399
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 1: only thing you can think of is everybody that looks

1400
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,680
Speaker 1: at you. You're wondering do they have a shank? You know,

1401
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 1: you just never know what's going to happen. And what

1402
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:50,360
Speaker 1: was the most difficult mentality? Like you go to chowdhall

1403
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,600
Speaker 1: to eat and you're guarding your food. You eat, you

1404
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,439
Speaker 1: get out, So when you're at home and you're doing

1405
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:57,480
Speaker 1: that and everybody looks at you're funny, You're like, yeah,

1406
01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:59,679
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I you know, it's just a force

1407
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 1: to have it. Now, what was the most difficult thing

1408
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 1: to adjust to that you can recall just not being

1409
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 1: able to you know, see loved ones as often or

1410
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,639
Speaker 1: use the phone when you want it. You get limited

1411
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,679
Speaker 1: phone calls and phone time, and you know you're always

1412
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 1: being told what to do, where to go, and how

1413
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,679
Speaker 1: to do it. And you're locked in a small room

1414
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: basically a bathroom with another man, and you know, there's

1415
01:14:22,439 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: nothing like waking up the middle of night and you

1416
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,520
Speaker 1: see somebody's knees facing you because they're on the toilet. Yeah,

1417
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 1: I must assume and I'm you know, look, never have

1418
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,120
Speaker 1: served a day in my life. I must assume that

1419
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,000
Speaker 1: the word freedom is probably the most important, one of

1420
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: the most important words to you right now, being able

1421
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,720
Speaker 1: to be free to make your own decisions, take your

1422
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,479
Speaker 1: time to eat if you want, shower when you want,

1423
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:46,040
Speaker 1: because you lose most all freedom when once you're locked up.

1424
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,920
Speaker 1: You know, so, yeah, you have no idea what you

1425
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: miss until you're in there. And once you get out,

1426
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,599
Speaker 1: you know, you you start appreciating everything that you get

1427
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 1: after that, and you got to hold onto it. Use

1428
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 1: that as a reason not to go back. Here you go,

1429
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,320
Speaker 1: gart Hey man, it's honor talking to you and I'm

1430
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: happy you're out in so things are going well for you.

1431
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,880
Speaker 1: You're you're doing okay. I got a great job and

1432
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:10,040
Speaker 1: got my own place, got a motorcycle. I'm doing good,

1433
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 1: all right for you? All right, Garry, did you meet

1434
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:17,479
Speaker 1: any boddies on the toilet? No? No, I'm good with that.

1435
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,720
Speaker 1: I met me a good girl when I got out.

1436
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:23,160
Speaker 1: She's been taken care of me. Take care of her too, Gary,

1437
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. Man, have a great deal. Okay,

1438
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:30,720
Speaker 1: there you go. Freedom. Imagine everything we take so much

1439
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: for granted in this world we live in. Yea. The

1440
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:36,360
Speaker 1: ability just to do as you please, go where you want,

1441
01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:41,720
Speaker 1: when you want to go, that's wiped out. Watch Jailbirds

1442
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:45,080
Speaker 1: on Netflix quality. I'm telling you, I wish these people

1443
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: would teach like a college course on craftiness and innovation,

1444
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:51,679
Speaker 1: because I've never seen people just figure this stuff out before.

1445
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,720
Speaker 1: What blake how to communicate via the toilet? I would

1446
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:56,759
Speaker 1: have never thought about that. If I was trapped somewhere,

1447
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 1: I would just die and be trapped. These people will

1448
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:02,040
Speaker 1: get out talk to people in relationship. I think you

1449
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:04,479
Speaker 1: know what when you're forced, When you're forced with all

1450
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 1: that time and you still have a functioning brain. You

1451
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:09,719
Speaker 1: think it through, You're like, okay, I can make this work.

1452
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 1: I can. We're all connected by toilet and even the

1453
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 1: way that they fish in the toilet. Who would have

1454
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 1: thought put the spoon at the end. The spoon will

1455
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 1: catch the other spoon and then it'll stop, like oh

1456
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:25,040
Speaker 1: my god. Time. It's like Survivor. Like when you're watching Survivor,

1457
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,840
Speaker 1: they have to figure out, like, look, they put them

1458
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,960
Speaker 1: on that aisle of extinction this season. They had to

1459
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:32,720
Speaker 1: figure out how to make it work without anything, and

1460
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:35,639
Speaker 1: they did. When you're putting a situation, you gotta figure

1461
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:38,880
Speaker 1: it out. It's like an animalistic instinct. Yeah, when they

1462
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:43,160
Speaker 1: put a baby in front of you, don't I got

1463
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 1: an idea. Let's all just raise your right hand and repeat.

1464
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:50,639
Speaker 1: Have to be I state your name, so I always

1465
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:55,400
Speaker 1: swear not to go to prison. I promise that. Just

1466
01:16:55,439 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: stay out, don't go, don't go. Do things that lift

1467
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 1: people up, and don't do something to get you in prison.

1468
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 1: All right, let's do the three things that you need

1469
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 1: to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, what are those three things? Well,

1470
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:09,719
Speaker 1: we're all really happy with the CEO of Chabani Yogurt

1471
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:12,040
Speaker 1: because last week, we reported that there was a school

1472
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:13,680
Speaker 1: in Rhode Island who decided that they were going to

1473
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,920
Speaker 1: give kids who were in debt a different lunch than

1474
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,559
Speaker 1: everybody else. The CEO decided, no, I don't really like that.

1475
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 1: I want all the kids to have the same food,

1476
01:17:20,439 --> 01:17:22,360
Speaker 1: not feel left out, and get the same type of nutrition.

1477
01:17:22,439 --> 01:17:25,519
Speaker 1: So he donated seventy seven thousand dollars to cover all

1478
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 1: the kids who are in debt. I still cannot buy

1479
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:33,479
Speaker 1: into the fact that there were people in America, first

1480
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,640
Speaker 1: of all, who can't put food on the table and

1481
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,599
Speaker 1: we're not there to help them. And I can't believe

1482
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: we live in a country where a kid goes to

1483
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 1: school and they're saying, well, you're falling behind on your

1484
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 1: lunch money, so we're gonna have to make your lunch

1485
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,840
Speaker 1: different than the other kids. Just terrible, heartbreaking. Yeah, I

1486
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 1: don't know. I love this guy for stepping up to

1487
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 1: the plate to do that, though, all right. According to

1488
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,880
Speaker 1: a new study by an insurance company, if you think

1489
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:58,240
Speaker 1: that you're hopping into the back of a ride share

1490
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 1: and it's clean, you are wrong. Apparently, they are two

1491
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 1: hundred and nineteen times dirtier than a cab which actually

1492
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,000
Speaker 1: blows my mind. But they said that they don't have

1493
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:10,120
Speaker 1: the same restrictions or rules where they have to clean

1494
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,519
Speaker 1: it as much. So if you're touching the seatbelt or

1495
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 1: the door handle, you're two hundred nineteen times dirtier in

1496
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:19,080
Speaker 1: the back of a ride share car. And finally, we

1497
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,680
Speaker 1: all got to kick out of this earlier, so it

1498
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,559
Speaker 1: needs to be mentioned again. There was a very popular

1499
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,640
Speaker 1: porn site who on Mother's Day decided to disable all

1500
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 1: of the MILF videos and in fact, if you tried

1501
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,720
Speaker 1: to search one, you got to pop up message that

1502
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:33,040
Speaker 1: says it's Mother's Day, Go call your mom. I love

1503
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:37,400
Speaker 1: that MILF videos. Will we'll begin operating again at midnight.

1504
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,720
Speaker 1: Elves can wait? That's what else it said. Hey, you

1505
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:42,080
Speaker 1: know Friday, we're gonna be live from the beach in

1506
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico. Bb REXA is going to be talking to

1507
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:48,160
Speaker 1: us and performing as we go to the beautiful Caribe Hilton.

1508
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:51,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait. That's Friday morning. It's

1509
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 1: like we're in perto Rico, La la la la la.

1510
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:58,320
Speaker 1: We're a bunch of practice. It's gonna be a great show.

1511
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:02,960
Speaker 1: Elvis drim God, what is it with these people? In

1512
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:07,160
Speaker 1: the morning show. Red Nose Day is back at Walgreens.

1513
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:10,800
Speaker 1: Purchase a new everyday hero Red Nose Today and join

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Speaker 1: Walgreens and help end child poverty. Walgreens Trust It since

1515
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:23,719
Speaker 1: nineteen oh one. I don't know. Maybe I'm too polite

1516
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,720
Speaker 1: when I speak to my smart speaker, when I talk

1517
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 1: to her my echo, I'm always polite. Oh, I always

1518
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:36,760
Speaker 1: say please, Yeah, I abuse mine. Why are you abusing

1519
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:39,599
Speaker 1: your your smart speakers? Because she never does the things

1520
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,320
Speaker 1: I want her to do, and she doesn't answer the

1521
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:42,800
Speaker 1: right way. And when I ask her to play a song,

1522
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,760
Speaker 1: she tries to sell it to me. Well, I know,

1523
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 1: but that's she's programmed to do that. She's not all

1524
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 1: it's you should yell at to people who programmer if

1525
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:51,519
Speaker 1: you think about it. But what you're doing is you're

1526
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:55,639
Speaker 1: you're being rude to Alexa. Sorry I didn't turn everyone's Alexa.

1527
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:57,679
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I always I did it again. Sorry, robot

1528
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:01,799
Speaker 1: has no feelings. It has no feelings. I do that, Froggy.

1529
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:04,880
Speaker 1: You're yelling at your your echo. Oh yeah, I'll curse

1530
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,920
Speaker 1: it out sometimes. Yeah. And the responses that you get

1531
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:11,599
Speaker 1: go along with whatever you said to it. Please don't

1532
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: speak to me that way, or I don't like that

1533
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:16,439
Speaker 1: type of tone, or I don't so you do it

1534
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 1: feel bad? Yeah, well it's programmed to make you think

1535
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:23,479
Speaker 1: it feels bad. It doesn't feel bad. It feels nothing exactly.

1536
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm being played play just do what

1537
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,720
Speaker 1: I want you to do. They just want it, but

1538
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:34,960
Speaker 1: you're not being played. It's a computer, right, faking's dada. Well,

1539
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 1: I know, but you're yelling at it, you're abusing it.

1540
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,920
Speaker 1: It just makes it's It's not healthy for you, is

1541
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. It might not be, but

1542
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:43,720
Speaker 1: she starts it when she doesn't do what I want, right,

1543
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,479
Speaker 1: I only do it when she doesn't do what I say,

1544
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 1: do what she's supposed to do. I look at it

1545
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,960
Speaker 1: this way. I feel if you kill her with kindness,

1546
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:53,639
Speaker 1: maybe she'll do what you want. And I feel like

1547
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,760
Speaker 1: when you are nasty to her, there's like something in

1548
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:58,600
Speaker 1: there that says, you know what, bleep you, I'm not

1549
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 1: going to do nothing you want now, that's all I think.

1550
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 1: What scary? It is healthy. It's called venting, and you're

1551
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:09,440
Speaker 1: expelling all your negative energy, so you could be like, ah,

1552
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:11,680
Speaker 1: it's like when it rains and as the thunderstorm and

1553
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:13,760
Speaker 1: then you know, after you know, go do a push up,

1554
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 1: say go go go jog. The other day I told

1555
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,320
Speaker 1: her I was going to throw her out the window.

1556
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:21,680
Speaker 1: I was like, try me again. I swear you will

1557
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:24,560
Speaker 1: go out of this window. I call it mine the

1558
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 1: B word, which she doesn't do what I say. I'm like, listen, bit,

1559
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,600
Speaker 1: this is what I said. Do Oh lord, listen to

1560
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:32,559
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Here's my thing with with like the

1561
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:36,240
Speaker 1: echo or the Google Home, whenever kids are learning how

1562
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:42,519
Speaker 1: to just bark orders better turn you know, no, no,

1563
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:44,600
Speaker 1: you need to learn how to communicate with people. And

1564
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,439
Speaker 1: you can practice with that little speaker. But I don't

1565
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 1: know that's a good point. If you want to be

1566
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,120
Speaker 1: a good human, be nice to You're smart speaker? Who

1567
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:54,160
Speaker 1: screams at the smart speaker? I want to hear from you? Yeah, yeah,

1568
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 1: I yelled at my last night. Why why are you?

1569
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:58,800
Speaker 1: I wanted to hear Alexa. I shouldn't have said that,

1570
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:01,840
Speaker 1: but play a electric Blue by Ice House. I just

1571
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:04,080
Speaker 1: wanted to hear that song. And then it comes back

1572
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:06,400
Speaker 1: with I found forty three ways to cook a hard

1573
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:09,479
Speaker 1: boiled egg, and like nobody wanted to know that you

1574
01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:12,120
Speaker 1: know what you just did. If someone's listening to us

1575
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:15,160
Speaker 1: on their echo, you just turned us all off and

1576
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:17,720
Speaker 1: now they're playing that stupid song. Sorry about that, but

1577
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:22,320
Speaker 1: I think you want to hear the song baby Shark. Yeah,

1578
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:28,559
Speaker 1: play the song baby Shark? Right? Yes, I didn't count that.

1579
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:32,760
Speaker 1: Does that? Play the song baby Shark? Okay, start Gary, sir.

1580
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:36,679
Speaker 1: I think you are asking for the song baby Shark.

1581
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:44,719
Speaker 1: Is that right? Right? Does that play the song baby Shark? Yes? Okay,

1582
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 1: I like, sir, s start that all right, just take

1583
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 1: off the kid, Okay, stop screaming at your smart speaker.

1584
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,640
Speaker 1: Text me now. I'm gonna hear how awful it is

1585
01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:00,559
Speaker 1: for you. I'm just getting into sound with Garrett. Hey care, Hey,

1586
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:01,880
Speaker 1: good morning? All right, what are you going? All right,

1587
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:03,920
Speaker 1: let's start with Jonas Brothers. They were the musical guest

1588
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:05,680
Speaker 1: over on s and l Over the Weekend. So this

1589
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:17,479
Speaker 1: is a clip of Sucker. They were so great on Saturday.

1590
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,400
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to have the Jonah's Brothers back together again,

1591
01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:26,160
Speaker 1: selling up stadiums. All right. Now, let's say on SNL,

1592
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,640
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson stop by Weekend Update to talk about his

1593
01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:31,320
Speaker 1: new roommate his mom. I know what people think. You know,

1594
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:34,040
Speaker 1: they see you on TV and magazines and stuff, and

1595
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,360
Speaker 1: they think, wow, that guy must have his own place,

1596
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:43,599
Speaker 1: you know. But it's not like I moved into her house.

1597
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:45,880
Speaker 1: You know, I just bought a house with my mom,

1598
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:49,040
Speaker 1: like like a winner. Yeah, he loves in the basement.

1599
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:51,280
Speaker 1: All right, this is very sweet. So a little boy

1600
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:55,120
Speaker 1: was with his parents watching the Boston Symphony and listen

1601
01:23:55,160 --> 01:24:13,040
Speaker 1: to how impressed he was when they were done. Oh,

1602
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:20,559
Speaker 1: how great, Good for him, good for all of them.

1603
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:22,800
Speaker 1: All right. Now, Scary was talking about watching Cardi B

1604
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:26,520
Speaker 1: this morning on Instagram Live. Now. A guy decided to

1605
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:29,439
Speaker 1: take all of Cardi B's clips from Instagram and put

1606
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,920
Speaker 1: music behind it. So here's an example of her talking

1607
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:36,520
Speaker 1: about getting a pair of uggs from twenty seven None

1608
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 1: of You Be God is exclusive? Switch a sweep up?

1609
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:48,559
Speaker 1: What's coppy? Okay, Now let's put some jazz piano behind it.

1610
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:50,800
Speaker 1: So you put jazz piano to accompany her, Yes, and

1611
01:24:50,880 --> 01:25:15,479
Speaker 1: it sounds like this, where's the little kid? Wow? All right?

1612
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:18,200
Speaker 1: Speaking of new music, Paris Hilton has a new song.

1613
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:22,920
Speaker 1: It's called My Best Friend's Ass. Oh don't you drink?

1614
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:31,639
Speaker 1: I can run? You're like, oh, there's a hit. Yes,

1615
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:34,519
Speaker 1: I smell it. She's so good at doing the DJ thing.

1616
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:37,360
Speaker 1: I don't know why she's you know, she's she's well round.

1617
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:40,760
Speaker 1: All right, now, this didn't take long, so Friday Ed

1618
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:42,960
Speaker 1: Sheer and Justin Bieber's I Don't Care came out well.

1619
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,320
Speaker 1: Uh twenty fourteen, a UK singer by the name of

1620
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:50,120
Speaker 1: Cheryl had a song by the same name I Don't Care.

1621
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:53,160
Speaker 1: So here's an example of Cheryl's song. Then ed Shearon

1622
01:25:53,200 --> 01:26:12,120
Speaker 1: and Justin Bieber. Let's compare shouting Okay, okay, as long

1623
01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:17,040
Speaker 1: as you just folding me in you can see me anywhere.

1624
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:25,040
Speaker 1: You're making me feel like jo I can do by.

1625
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:28,200
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I don't hear it. It's the

1626
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:31,599
Speaker 1: same title, do you. I hear a little bit. Yep,

1627
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:33,960
Speaker 1: you do. I want the controversy, so I hear it.

1628
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:37,960
Speaker 1: Stop stop That lawsuit has been filed though. All right,

1629
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,000
Speaker 1: there's your sound. You're a good American garacter. Thank you

1630
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:47,400
Speaker 1: so much. H Hello Aaron. Hello, Oh, so Aaron. You're

1631
01:26:47,439 --> 01:26:49,760
Speaker 1: being very polite to us, are you polite to uh?

1632
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:52,920
Speaker 1: Your echo to Alexa as well? I am. You know,

1633
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:55,720
Speaker 1: any smart device that I have, I always just make sure,

1634
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:58,120
Speaker 1: the same thank you after you know what vacuums are,

1635
01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:00,840
Speaker 1: after you know it finds what I want, just because

1636
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,120
Speaker 1: you know, just in case one day, you know, you

1637
01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:05,640
Speaker 1: don't in case one day she's worried about an uprising. No,

1638
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,599
Speaker 1: you never know. You know, they're saying that, you never know.

1639
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:10,679
Speaker 1: The artificial intelligence is it's it's it's you know, it's

1640
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:15,800
Speaker 1: being improved or improved, improved upon every day. I agree

1641
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:19,120
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, I say be nice, kill them with kindness, Aaron,

1642
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:21,920
Speaker 1: You're right exactly. You might as well just be nice. Right.

1643
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,439
Speaker 1: So do you have a roomba in your house? Yes?

1644
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:27,519
Speaker 1: I do. And so when roomba vacuums the living room,

1645
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,599
Speaker 1: do you actually say thank you roomba? I do? And

1646
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:32,280
Speaker 1: I know it sounds silly, but you know what, it

1647
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:34,559
Speaker 1: doesn't take lotting to do it. So I just say

1648
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:36,320
Speaker 1: thank you when it's done. You know what. I think

1649
01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:39,040
Speaker 1: that's very very great way of looking at it. We

1650
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:42,160
Speaker 1: should always be in practice of saying thank you and

1651
01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:45,519
Speaker 1: being grateful, even if it's a silly speaker. I agree.

1652
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:47,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like you need to assert

1653
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,240
Speaker 1: your dominance. Let it know who's in charge. It doesn't

1654
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:52,759
Speaker 1: know it doesn't know, It doesn't know, all right, Aaron,

1655
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,120
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you very much. I happen to agree

1656
01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:57,479
Speaker 1: with you. I agree because you never know. One day

1657
01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,720
Speaker 1: they're going to rule the world, right, And I want

1658
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:01,760
Speaker 1: it to be scared of me, not like, oh, this

1659
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:03,560
Speaker 1: is my friend. I'll be able to just take her over. No,

1660
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:05,559
Speaker 1: I want them to be like, huh, this one's gonna

1661
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:10,000
Speaker 1: be a problem. Hi, Lisa. Hi. Lisa says that her

1662
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:15,599
Speaker 1: Alexa has attitude problems. Oh, now, how do you know

1663
01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:19,280
Speaker 1: that it's just a computer? You We have three of luck,

1664
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:21,280
Speaker 1: we have three of them in our house. We have

1665
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:23,000
Speaker 1: one in the living room, and then we have one

1666
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,320
Speaker 1: in the kid's room. Right. Well, the one in the

1667
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:29,080
Speaker 1: living room we've hide the longest. And you used to

1668
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:31,599
Speaker 1: ask her to play a song and she's like no,

1669
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:39,600
Speaker 1: and then she'll turn around and like fine whatever, not

1670
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:44,280
Speaker 1: under my room. She's going through her terrible teams. Yeah,

1671
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:49,400
Speaker 1: but the other one, the other ones worked just fine, right, yeah, huh,

1672
01:28:49,479 --> 01:28:51,800
Speaker 1: the other ones work just fine. Right, Yeah, the other

1673
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:53,560
Speaker 1: ones are fine. But you know, the one in the

1674
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,720
Speaker 1: living room, we ask her for like play Ryan up Church,

1675
01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:59,280
Speaker 1: She's like no, all right, she says no, no, I

1676
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:03,599
Speaker 1: got a mind, know how unruly. You're a very nice

1677
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:07,479
Speaker 1: listen to her and maybe tell her to do She's

1678
01:29:07,479 --> 01:29:12,200
Speaker 1: like no, wow, like fine, whatever, Well she's defective. There's

1679
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:18,080
Speaker 1: a problem with Oh god, thank you, Lisa Alexa has

1680
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:23,479
Speaker 1: an attitude problem. No, hello, Mandy Hill this hey go

1681
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:29,479
Speaker 1: so so if you and your if your husband gets

1682
01:29:29,479 --> 01:29:32,479
Speaker 1: into a fight with the Google Home, you actually you

1683
01:29:32,479 --> 01:29:34,720
Speaker 1: actually side with the Google Home and you you you

1684
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:38,240
Speaker 1: yell at your husband, right, yes, I do. You don't

1685
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:41,000
Speaker 1: have to be rude. You do not need to be rude.

1686
01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:44,040
Speaker 1: If someone is rude to you, you just smile and say,

1687
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:46,760
Speaker 1: well that's how you feel. You don't have to get

1688
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:50,200
Speaker 1: rude back. There's no need. That's what I say. I say.

1689
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:52,920
Speaker 1: It's a it's like a life lesson. You know, how

1690
01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:55,679
Speaker 1: you treat to Google Home or your own that other thing,

1691
01:29:56,000 --> 01:30:01,000
Speaker 1: that's how you treat other people. And and and and this

1692
01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:03,760
Speaker 1: is a fight that we had day in and day

1693
01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:06,439
Speaker 1: out in the real world in our home with Google

1694
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:10,840
Speaker 1: May What is she? What is he yelling at the

1695
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:15,639
Speaker 1: Google Home? What's he like? How's he talking to it? Um? Well,

1696
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:22,960
Speaker 1: I don't like to say those words, but I don't

1697
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:26,360
Speaker 1: want to get hung up on. All right, Well, Mandy,

1698
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 1: you stick to your guns. We should try, we should

1699
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:33,479
Speaker 1: try to practice being polite, even with artificial intelligence. Seriously,

1700
01:30:33,479 --> 01:30:38,519
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Two, wash the car, now, leave

1701
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:41,640
Speaker 1: me alone and stop asking me these stupid questions. You

1702
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:46,680
Speaker 1: get a life, you're looser, sir. You see she's not

1703
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:51,759
Speaker 1: even grammatically correct. Hello, is this Brittany? So your aunt

1704
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:57,400
Speaker 1: was drinking yea, and what happened? So my aunt had

1705
01:30:57,400 --> 01:31:00,160
Speaker 1: a little too much wine and she was upset that

1706
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:06,960
Speaker 1: we insulted Alexa. She had never seen one before, too older.

1707
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:08,920
Speaker 1: So we were explaining to her how it works, and

1708
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:12,280
Speaker 1: we were showing her. And you know, as the night

1709
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:17,000
Speaker 1: went on, if we didn't ask Alexa politely, she would cry.

1710
01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:21,800
Speaker 1: And then when she would ask her song, she would

1711
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:26,519
Speaker 1: ask very kindly and whisper, please could you play this

1712
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:32,200
Speaker 1: song by so and so? That's very sweet. It is sweet,

1713
01:31:32,479 --> 01:31:34,320
Speaker 1: But you know what, she's got a point. Wouldn't you

1714
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:37,519
Speaker 1: rather be even though it's just a computer. It doesn't

1715
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,920
Speaker 1: care if you're mean or happy or sad or whatever.

1716
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:43,720
Speaker 1: It would it'd be better just on your own to

1717
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:47,639
Speaker 1: just practice kindness. Yes, but don't say thank you after

1718
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:50,080
Speaker 1: they do something. Well, it doesn't hear you because it

1719
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:52,519
Speaker 1: doesn't hear you, and then you have to say, well,

1720
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:55,720
Speaker 1: then you have to say hey, a blank thank you? Right, No,

1721
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:59,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What's that, Daniel? What's wrong with saying hey

1722
01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:03,799
Speaker 1: blank thank you? Nothing extra step that's not needed, Froggy.

1723
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,800
Speaker 1: It is needed just for you. It has nothing to

1724
01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:09,200
Speaker 1: do with it with her. It's just it's just in

1725
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:12,479
Speaker 1: daily it's good to practice being kind. Why is everyone

1726
01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:13,680
Speaker 1: look at me like I'm out of my mind? I

1727
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:16,120
Speaker 1: say thank you when I'm speaking to a human being.

1728
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:18,640
Speaker 1: When I'm talking to Alexa, no thank you. I just

1729
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:20,360
Speaker 1: think it's a plot. These things are trying to play us,

1730
01:32:20,880 --> 01:32:22,800
Speaker 1: and I see what they're doing, and I'm not buying

1731
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:25,920
Speaker 1: into it. I am waiting. However, when I'm driving and

1732
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:28,120
Speaker 1: I and it tells me go this direction and I

1733
01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:31,439
Speaker 1: do the wrong thing, I so wait for it to say, hey, dumb,

1734
01:32:31,479 --> 01:32:39,080
Speaker 1: it left you safe. Yeah, what great tea. You know

1735
01:32:39,479 --> 01:32:42,960
Speaker 1: my navigation, Daniel brings a good point. I've named my

1736
01:32:43,080 --> 01:32:45,920
Speaker 1: navigation jams because it always gets me out of jams.

1737
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:48,559
Speaker 1: So I was telling her, I'm like, thank you, Jams.

1738
01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:51,000
Speaker 1: But when she puts me off the road, and like

1739
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm I have no idea where I'm going. I will

1740
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:57,080
Speaker 1: time time yell like, Jams, where are we going? And

1741
01:32:57,120 --> 01:32:58,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are we going here? Or she keeps

1742
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:01,800
Speaker 1: on repeatingly telling me like, you know, turn right in

1743
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,960
Speaker 1: one mile, I'm right in a thousand feet. I'm like,

1744
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:07,080
Speaker 1: shut up, Jams, I know you see You're just You're

1745
01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,160
Speaker 1: just giving yourself kid blood pressure. I know this text

1746
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:14,799
Speaker 1: message says Rolex is an idiot, never knows the answers,

1747
01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:19,240
Speaker 1: but Sirie knows everything. See, I feel like Alexa knows

1748
01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:21,760
Speaker 1: more than sa. I don't know what's scary. I've got

1749
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:24,200
Speaker 1: both the home pod Siri and Alexa. Can they talk

1750
01:33:24,240 --> 01:33:26,680
Speaker 1: to each other? So I tried so hard to call

1751
01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:28,519
Speaker 1: them both at the same time and ask a question

1752
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,599
Speaker 1: to see if they would answer each other and get

1753
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:33,320
Speaker 1: into a conversation. Have not been successful? Yeah, I think

1754
01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:35,120
Speaker 1: there is there is a way. I saw there's a

1755
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:38,160
Speaker 1: way to trigger a conversation between will be careful? Great?

1756
01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:40,479
Speaker 1: Don't you have some game coming up or sometime? Elvis?

1757
01:33:40,479 --> 01:33:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you asked. I do have a game?

1758
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:44,960
Speaker 1: You know last night it was a really big game,

1759
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:48,080
Speaker 1: unfortunately for our seventy sixer fans. You know the seventy sixers,

1760
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:51,040
Speaker 1: they lost, the sixers, they late they lost at the

1761
01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:53,519
Speaker 1: buzzer it was a buzzer beater, Yes, so I thought

1762
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:57,240
Speaker 1: we should do the great te buzzer beater today. So

1763
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:59,640
Speaker 1: I've got her. Our friends in Philly would love to

1764
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:04,360
Speaker 1: hear that. I had Josh put together some some production work,

1765
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:07,000
Speaker 1: and I've got a timer, and I'm gonna ask a

1766
01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:09,120
Speaker 1: question like if I said, you don't okay, we'll play

1767
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:11,640
Speaker 1: at I'm in. I'm in, gosh, I'm We're gonna love it.

1768
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:12,960
Speaker 1: As long as we don't have to hear how to play,

1769
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:16,679
Speaker 1: we'll buzzers. I'm excited. Yes, we have two contestants. Are

1770
01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:18,840
Speaker 1: we doing that right now? Yeah? Next, you'll be like

1771
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:21,080
Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes, I'm ready to go. All right, Danielle,

1772
01:34:21,120 --> 01:34:23,559
Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? So, since Nipsey Huffle has

1773
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:27,559
Speaker 1: passed away, his Marathon store has grossed over ten million

1774
01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:31,280
Speaker 1: bucks in revenue. I contributed to that. Well, orders are

1775
01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:33,960
Speaker 1: actually backed up because people just want pieces of him,

1776
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:36,759
Speaker 1: They want pieces of his merchandise. So now the team

1777
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:38,640
Speaker 1: is working around the clock to try and get all

1778
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:42,280
Speaker 1: that merchandise out to people. And you know, some maybe delayed,

1779
01:34:42,320 --> 01:34:44,080
Speaker 1: but you're gonna get an eventual. I got a message

1780
01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:47,599
Speaker 1: saying it's coming whole tight time. Avengers Endgame one your

1781
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:50,360
Speaker 1: box office again this weekend, but this time it was

1782
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,479
Speaker 1: very close. End Game made sixty or three point one

1783
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:56,000
Speaker 1: million in its third week. Detective Pikachu came in second

1784
01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:59,679
Speaker 1: with fifty eight million. Did you see Detective Pikachu? Now, okay,

1785
01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:02,960
Speaker 1: I want to, and I said, wife Pikachu, so cute,

1786
01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:06,120
Speaker 1: so cute. And you only can read this if you

1787
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,960
Speaker 1: have seen Avengers Endgame. I tweeted it out for you.

1788
01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:13,439
Speaker 1: At Danielle Monaro, the writers explained how they decided who

1789
01:35:13,520 --> 01:35:15,639
Speaker 1: would live and who would die in the movie. If

1790
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:18,600
Speaker 1: you're not going to do that here now, no, I

1791
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:21,760
Speaker 1: said that it's a spoiler, so it says it in

1792
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,760
Speaker 1: the article. I'm here, and I'm telling you ahead of

1793
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:27,880
Speaker 1: time at Danielle Menaro. If you don't, if you haven't

1794
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:31,200
Speaker 1: seen it, don't read the article. Thank you. That's mine.

1795
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:32,599
Speaker 1: I gotta read because I have a lot of questions

1796
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:35,080
Speaker 1: on how they decided. Yes, yes, yes so. Low Wayne

1797
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:37,559
Speaker 1: canceled his show at the Rolling Loud Festival in Miami

1798
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:40,719
Speaker 1: because security wanted to check him before letting him onto

1799
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:43,479
Speaker 1: the grounds, and he said, Nope, can't give you guys

1800
01:35:43,479 --> 01:35:45,240
Speaker 1: a great show if I get the pet down, and

1801
01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:49,439
Speaker 1: so I'm not doing it. What did he have? I

1802
01:35:49,479 --> 01:35:53,679
Speaker 1: had a great show in his pocket. NBC is replacing

1803
01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:56,559
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's talk show with the new Kelly Clarkson Talk Show,

1804
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:58,920
Speaker 1: and there's also where that Melissa McCarthy is replaced at

1805
01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:01,280
Speaker 1: him as the host of Little Big Shots. We found

1806
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:03,439
Speaker 1: that a lot of television shows that were canceled and

1807
01:36:03,479 --> 01:36:06,760
Speaker 1: some that were keeping over this past weekend. I know

1808
01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:09,680
Speaker 1: Speechless on ABC is leaving the Fix on ABC is

1809
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:13,000
Speaker 1: leaving life in pieces, I Zombie, Jane the Virgin, a

1810
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:15,840
Speaker 1: lot of our favorite shows are going bye bye. And

1811
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:19,760
Speaker 1: Constance wou you know her from Crazy Rich agans Asians.

1812
01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:23,200
Speaker 1: She flipped out on social media because ABC announced that

1813
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:26,360
Speaker 1: her show Fresh off the Boat was getting renewed, and

1814
01:36:26,439 --> 01:36:29,240
Speaker 1: apparently she had her heart set on doing another project,

1815
01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:35,519
Speaker 1: so she basically was disliking everybody's excitement away. It was

1816
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:38,400
Speaker 1: so crazy. She could apologize because she said, I liked

1817
01:36:38,439 --> 01:36:39,800
Speaker 1: doing the show, It's just that, you know, I had

1818
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:41,599
Speaker 1: this other thing I wanted to do, So what are

1819
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:43,360
Speaker 1: you gonna do? So all those people are gonna lose

1820
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:45,599
Speaker 1: their jobs. Yeah, so she can go get her other things?

1821
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:50,280
Speaker 1: Which actress issue from crazy rich beautiful sisters. She's the

1822
01:36:50,320 --> 01:36:52,680
Speaker 1: beautiful sister. No, she's the lead character. No, she is

1823
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:55,719
Speaker 1: Constance Will. Yeah. Oh that's why she used the lead character,

1824
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:59,519
Speaker 1: Constance Will. Oh, the bride. But she's beautiful too. It's

1825
01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:02,200
Speaker 1: the girlfriend that goes with him. Yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah,

1826
01:37:02,280 --> 01:37:04,400
Speaker 1: she's not the one that gets the divorce from the

1827
01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:08,439
Speaker 1: guy that. Oh did I give away something? No? No,

1828
01:37:08,439 --> 01:37:10,800
Speaker 1: not it a'll move on. Okay. The fifteenth season from

1829
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:13,840
Speaker 1: here of The Bachelorette is on tonight. I know that's

1830
01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:16,400
Speaker 1: where Gregg t will be. If you want to watch Netflix,

1831
01:37:16,479 --> 01:37:18,400
Speaker 1: I think you should leave. Is something that I'm watching

1832
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:20,960
Speaker 1: that I can't explain. Just watch it. Jail Birds and

1833
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:23,559
Speaker 1: also Wine Country and DC Legends of Tomorrow that is

1834
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:26,439
Speaker 1: on tonight as well. Hey, so, uh, you know, when

1835
01:37:26,439 --> 01:37:29,160
Speaker 1: it comes to the world of Netflix and Amazon Prime

1836
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,439
Speaker 1: and all those and you and you have a partner,

1837
01:37:31,479 --> 01:37:34,920
Speaker 1: you watch things with other boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, best friend, whatever,

1838
01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:38,000
Speaker 1: And so let's say you start a series with each

1839
01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:41,759
Speaker 1: other and then just asking for a friend. Let's say

1840
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:44,920
Speaker 1: that the person you you're watching it with isn't with you,

1841
01:37:45,040 --> 01:37:47,280
Speaker 1: like yeah, more than like three or four days a week.

1842
01:37:47,920 --> 01:37:49,760
Speaker 1: So is it okay for you to go ahead and

1843
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:52,280
Speaker 1: sneak in and watch some more episodes? They're not there

1844
01:37:52,280 --> 01:37:55,479
Speaker 1: and you've got time helpe. You got to be careful

1845
01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 1: with it, because that's stupid red line that shows you

1846
01:37:57,840 --> 01:37:59,479
Speaker 1: how much you've watched of it. It shows up for

1847
01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,800
Speaker 1: the other two and then it's not nice. So if

1848
01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:05,679
Speaker 1: this is your show, take, but you could watch another show,

1849
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,479
Speaker 1: start another. I have time on my own. I want

1850
01:38:07,479 --> 01:38:09,200
Speaker 1: to watch it, watch it. You got to get permission.

1851
01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:12,280
Speaker 1: And then there's other things like Wine Country. Yes, I'm

1852
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:14,960
Speaker 1: dying to see that, but that that's so not Alex's

1853
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:17,000
Speaker 1: cup of tea. Watch it by yourself that you watch

1854
01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:18,519
Speaker 1: when you have this extra time? Well no, but I

1855
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:20,720
Speaker 1: wanted to watch it with me. I don't want to know.

1856
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:23,840
Speaker 1: So it's like I never knew that something so simple

1857
01:38:23,960 --> 01:38:29,400
Speaker 1: is as Netflix could cause these these abrasive argument giant fights.

1858
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:31,120
Speaker 1: I used to watch it and then try to rewind

1859
01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:33,400
Speaker 1: it back to where it was, but it's still there's

1860
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:35,960
Speaker 1: just a tiny, tiny little red that says you started

1861
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,720
Speaker 1: it and I got busted, right. I tried really hard. Yeah,

1862
01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:40,479
Speaker 1: you know, there's so much stuff to watch right now,

1863
01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:44,479
Speaker 1: I just don't really just be honest, No, no, I

1864
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:46,960
Speaker 1: want to watch my thing. God. So you know, I'm

1865
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm sending some positive, wonderful love vibes over towards Santa Fe,

1866
01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:54,840
Speaker 1: New Mexico. My friend Fernando owns a restaurant there called

1867
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:57,320
Speaker 1: a sez On, which you've been there, Danielle. You guys

1868
01:38:57,320 --> 01:39:00,320
Speaker 1: have been great. It's unbelievable. Well, they had a fire

1869
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:02,240
Speaker 1: over the weekend. Oh no, and look you sent me

1870
01:39:02,280 --> 01:39:05,639
Speaker 1: a picture. Look look at that. I mean, that's pretty bad.

1871
01:39:05,720 --> 01:39:07,960
Speaker 1: Luckily no one was hurt and they can rebuild and everything.

1872
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:10,760
Speaker 1: But it's just like, you know, yeah, that sucks. It's

1873
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sending all these I just want to

1874
01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:15,599
Speaker 1: fly out and hug. I'm gonna hug Fernando and Shannon,

1875
01:39:15,680 --> 01:39:19,280
Speaker 1: everyone who works there. There's great people, but it's so eerie.

1876
01:39:19,439 --> 01:39:21,040
Speaker 1: A place that you've been to a million times and

1877
01:39:21,040 --> 01:39:22,479
Speaker 1: you feel like it's your second home, and then you

1878
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:26,040
Speaker 1: see a picture of it all burned. Ye can't imagine. No,

1879
01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:28,760
Speaker 1: you know, it's just like it's like a piece of you.

1880
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:31,759
Speaker 1: It's like your house. Yeah, of course. Anyway, my apartment

1881
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:34,679
Speaker 1: building burned down in college and it was awful, lost

1882
01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:38,160
Speaker 1: so much stuff. Oh your stuff was in it. Yeah,

1883
01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:40,639
Speaker 1: but no one was hurt. Nobody was well. I wasn't hurt.

1884
01:39:40,680 --> 01:39:43,680
Speaker 1: Other people were hurt, yes, but no one passed away. No, okay, good,

1885
01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:46,439
Speaker 1: not from the fire. Fires are frightening, right, I don't.

1886
01:39:46,439 --> 01:39:47,920
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, okay, I'm gonna run in and

1887
01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:51,400
Speaker 1: get my No, you can't. By the time you smell

1888
01:39:51,439 --> 01:39:53,200
Speaker 1: the smoke, it's too late. It's you gotta get out,

1889
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:56,479
Speaker 1: all right. So positive vibes to Fernando and stays on

1890
01:39:56,800 --> 01:40:01,080
Speaker 1: in Beautiful Santa Fe, New Mexico. More from the Mercedes

1891
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:03,560
Speaker 1: Bands interview Lounge hanging out with Liz though if he

1892
01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:06,320
Speaker 1: plays the flute and to workspan talent. Honestly, I'm not

1893
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:08,880
Speaker 1: gonna lie. It's easy for me. It came naturally to me,

1894
01:40:08,960 --> 01:40:10,880
Speaker 1: but it is hard for a bunch of other people.

1895
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:12,519
Speaker 1: Send me videos and I'm trying to work and play

1896
01:40:12,560 --> 01:40:18,280
Speaker 1: flute and they do not do it. Choose one brought

1897
01:40:18,320 --> 01:40:21,280
Speaker 1: to you by Mercedes. Amg be prepared for whatever comes

1898
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:23,599
Speaker 1: your way in the all new GT for door Coop

1899
01:40:23,840 --> 01:40:26,439
Speaker 1: Because life is a race. Visit your local dealership for

1900
01:40:26,479 --> 01:40:29,040
Speaker 1: a test drive today, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

1901
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:30,880
Speaker 1: all right, all right, have you ever wondered how you

1902
01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:36,400
Speaker 1: can help shape a better tomorrow? Yes, let me tell

1903
01:40:36,439 --> 01:40:39,439
Speaker 1: you another reason we're running today. The answer you seek

1904
01:40:39,560 --> 01:40:42,320
Speaker 1: is right around the corner at participating Taco Bells. I

1905
01:40:42,360 --> 01:40:44,400
Speaker 1: hear me out. You know, I love my Tacco Bell

1906
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:47,040
Speaker 1: for breakfast and for lunch. I love a bag of tacos.

1907
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:49,840
Speaker 1: I just do the same place where you get your crontraps.

1908
01:40:50,080 --> 01:40:54,080
Speaker 1: They're making donations to help future leaders across the country

1909
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:57,200
Speaker 1: pursue their passions and educational goals. It's the Taco Bell Foundation.

1910
01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:01,200
Speaker 1: It's hard to imagine some places fun and fabulous like

1911
01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:04,640
Speaker 1: Taco Bell is actually doing this as well. Well. They are.

1912
01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:06,680
Speaker 1: They want to give back because we've given them so much.

1913
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:09,040
Speaker 1: They want to give back to us. Every donation to

1914
01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:11,400
Speaker 1: the Taco Bell Foundation counts to help the next generation

1915
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:15,519
Speaker 1: of innovators, creators, and dreamers. And we can all show

1916
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:17,720
Speaker 1: our support just dining at a Taco Bell near you,

1917
01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:20,880
Speaker 1: where you can actually go to Taco Bell Foundation dot

1918
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:24,320
Speaker 1: org and find out more. That's right, Taco Bell more

1919
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:27,000
Speaker 1: than crunch traps. They're helping out. They're helping out. We

1920
01:41:27,040 --> 01:41:29,160
Speaker 1: love them. Once you're gonna go to Taco Bell Foundation

1921
01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:36,000
Speaker 1: dot Org. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All right,

1922
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:39,400
Speaker 1: so what are you doing? This is called beat the

1923
01:41:39,439 --> 01:41:42,519
Speaker 1: buzzer where you want to call it buzzer beater? So

1924
01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:44,760
Speaker 1: so you're trying to rip off the fact that our

1925
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:48,600
Speaker 1: sixers lost last night at the buzzer. I felt inspired,

1926
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:51,200
Speaker 1: I really did. I feel bad, I really do, but

1927
01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:54,400
Speaker 1: I just still felt inspired to do this game. Sometime

1928
01:41:54,439 --> 01:41:57,559
Speaker 1: tells me, no matter what you say, you're gonna kiss people.

1929
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:02,120
Speaker 1: This is move on to play the game. Play the game.

1930
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:04,200
Speaker 1: They did. They did, Yes, I know it was the

1931
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:09,120
Speaker 1: last minute thing. It was crazy. Move on, yes, all right.

1932
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:15,080
Speaker 1: Uh so this is called beat the buzzer, buzzer beater. Okay,

1933
01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:16,600
Speaker 1: what's the name of it to me? What do you

1934
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:19,559
Speaker 1: want to call it? Because Uncle Johnny beat the buzzer

1935
01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:22,320
Speaker 1: or buzzer beater, I like buzzer beater to be honest. Okay,

1936
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:27,320
Speaker 1: And now it's time for a buzzer beater, yeah, Greg

1937
01:42:27,360 --> 01:42:30,559
Speaker 1: t So we're gonna get two contestants on the phone, okay,

1938
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:32,360
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna give each one of them a

1939
01:42:32,439 --> 01:42:35,040
Speaker 1: subject and they're gonna have to name as many as

1940
01:42:35,040 --> 01:42:38,080
Speaker 1: they can before the buzzer goes off. So like, for instance,

1941
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:39,679
Speaker 1: if you wanted to play right here in the room

1942
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:43,360
Speaker 1: with you guys, I would say, okay, Elvis, give me

1943
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:46,240
Speaker 1: as many items as you can that are found in

1944
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:58,200
Speaker 1: a bathroom. Go okay, and you're gonna name what? Okay, right? Um, sink, oh, shampoo, bathtub, shower, shower.

1945
01:42:59,560 --> 01:43:02,680
Speaker 1: You got five? And I would say, Gandhi, it's not

1946
01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:05,680
Speaker 1: time for buzzer beater. Okay, okay, We're gonna tribe of

1947
01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:09,280
Speaker 1: name as many items as you can that are found

1948
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:13,599
Speaker 1: on a salad go, Cruton's cheese, um, some flower seeds,

1949
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:21,120
Speaker 1: lettuce dressing, chicken, hard boiled eggs. Should beat you, buzzer

1950
01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:25,879
Speaker 1: beater with your host, Greg Tea, right or beat the buzzer.

1951
01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm just buzzer beater. I like messing with you. Great

1952
01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:35,160
Speaker 1: team was doing some production in the other room, and

1953
01:43:35,160 --> 01:43:41,519
Speaker 1: I recorded him making this noise. You do that when

1954
01:43:41,520 --> 01:43:43,760
Speaker 1: you're running mad, I get mad. All right, it's not

1955
01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:47,599
Speaker 1: time for buzzer beater. He was your host, Greg Tea.

1956
01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:55,559
Speaker 1: All right, we have contestants galore. My drag name Hello,

1957
01:43:55,880 --> 01:43:59,720
Speaker 1: is this Jordan? Yeah, Jordan you are You're here to

1958
01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:03,599
Speaker 1: play buzzer beater. Yeah, with your host, great tea, Yes,

1959
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:10,479
Speaker 1: all right, none of them. Do you have to have

1960
01:44:10,560 --> 01:44:13,200
Speaker 1: all contestants on at the same time, Na, We can

1961
01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:15,280
Speaker 1: just go well with Jordan first. Let's start with Jordan.

1962
01:44:15,280 --> 01:44:17,840
Speaker 1: All right, Jordan, did you hear the explanation of how

1963
01:44:17,840 --> 01:44:21,160
Speaker 1: to play buzzer beater? Yeah? Okay, here we go. All right, Jordan,

1964
01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:25,760
Speaker 1: I hope you like horror movies because that is your subject.

1965
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:29,920
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Jordan? You've gotta go. Yeah, you've given

1966
01:44:29,960 --> 01:44:31,439
Speaker 1: You've given him the thing. Now he's got time to

1967
01:44:31,479 --> 01:44:35,320
Speaker 1: think it. Jordan, name as many horror movies as you can.

1968
01:44:35,360 --> 01:44:43,360
Speaker 1: Now go Halloween, Halloween two, Halloween three, it's the new series. Um,

1969
01:44:44,280 --> 01:44:47,200
Speaker 1: there you go. First of all, that isn't Wrong's not?

1970
01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:53,960
Speaker 1: He only named he said Halloween, doesn't I'm sorry. Judges, Yes,

1971
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:57,920
Speaker 1: judges are on his side. It's buzzer beater with your host,

1972
01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:01,240
Speaker 1: great tea. All right. How many did he get? He got? Five?

1973
01:45:01,320 --> 01:45:03,080
Speaker 1: All right, Jordan, great job, man. I would have done

1974
01:45:03,120 --> 01:45:06,280
Speaker 1: the same thing. Sometimes it's gonna take thirteen, it's gonna

1975
01:45:06,320 --> 01:45:09,720
Speaker 1: take the shortcut. Everyone some while all right, all right,

1976
01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:16,479
Speaker 1: let's go talk to another contestant, Amanda calling from Boston. Hey, Boston,

1977
01:45:17,240 --> 01:45:23,280
Speaker 1: right now? Hey, okay, Amanda, are you ready? No? But yeah, okay,

1978
01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:31,640
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that beats all right? Here we go. All right,

1979
01:45:31,640 --> 01:45:34,800
Speaker 1: you ready, Amanda? I want you to name as many

1980
01:45:35,520 --> 01:45:41,479
Speaker 1: cereals as you can. Ready, go? Okay, cheerios, tricks as

1981
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:51,200
Speaker 1: oh no, uh uh so close? So crazy? How you

1982
01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:55,719
Speaker 1: know them? But when the pressures on? Wait is oh noah, cereal?

1983
01:45:56,880 --> 01:46:01,679
Speaker 1: I thank you for playing. Now Jordan's gonna win. Thank

1984
01:46:01,720 --> 01:46:05,040
Speaker 1: you so much. Man. That's unfair. Jordan's should not have won.

1985
01:46:05,479 --> 01:46:09,720
Speaker 1: Why Jordan and Halloween one, two, three, or four? I

1986
01:46:09,760 --> 01:46:12,400
Speaker 1: want to see you take makes sense? You should have

1987
01:46:12,439 --> 01:46:16,439
Speaker 1: said franchards were Didna say that? You didn't say that?

1988
01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:20,920
Speaker 1: You said the film starry? Nobody's asking you. I think

1989
01:46:20,960 --> 01:46:26,080
Speaker 1: you did? Is this Hugh Jordan? No, I don't know how. Sorry, Well,

1990
01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:31,040
Speaker 1: Georgian Jordan, congratulations. I agree that you should have won.

1991
01:46:31,080 --> 01:46:33,200
Speaker 1: Don't listen to them. They're all about a bunch of wieners.

1992
01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:37,680
Speaker 1: What do you have for Jordan? Well, how about we

1993
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:40,920
Speaker 1: give them this. It's a two hundred and fifty dollars

1994
01:46:40,920 --> 01:46:44,080
Speaker 1: cash gift card from our friends at Tates. Big Shot

1995
01:46:45,880 --> 01:46:48,600
Speaker 1: is this Wednesday, and we're gonna hook you up with

1996
01:46:48,600 --> 01:46:51,320
Speaker 1: this fi dollars cash gift card. The Best of Southampton

1997
01:46:51,520 --> 01:46:54,280
Speaker 1: takes Big Shot basket for you. Look at that. You

1998
01:46:54,360 --> 01:46:56,080
Speaker 1: got it, taste to takes and great Tea. Is gonna

1999
01:46:56,080 --> 01:46:59,120
Speaker 1: be passing out on the streets on Wednesday. On Wednesday,

2000
01:46:59,439 --> 01:47:03,719
Speaker 1: not passing out, Taints, He's going to pass out. Thank you, Jordan.

2001
01:47:04,880 --> 01:47:08,439
Speaker 1: They're calling you a cheater. I call you a trailblazer. Yeah,

2002
01:47:08,479 --> 01:47:11,360
Speaker 1: I think it was. Hold on and thanks for playing.

2003
01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:17,479
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're not playing another round. No, I

2004
01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:22,439
Speaker 1: think we gotta take your break. Yes, what made you

2005
01:47:22,479 --> 01:47:25,400
Speaker 1: do that? Why? Why were you so mad that you

2006
01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:29,840
Speaker 1: did that? I was? I was. I was trying to

2007
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:32,400
Speaker 1: do one of my live endorsements and I could been

2008
01:47:32,479 --> 01:47:34,840
Speaker 1: stumbling on the line. I couldn't get it right. Okay,

2009
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:37,040
Speaker 1: well we all get frustrated. I believe me. I'm guilty too,

2010
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:41,360
Speaker 1: all right, Thank you, Thank you, Gregory. You're a dumb

2011
01:47:41,439 --> 01:47:54,840
Speaker 1: ass Morning to Show. All right. So if we seem

2012
01:47:54,840 --> 01:47:56,720
Speaker 1: a little scattered, is because we're having way too much

2013
01:47:56,720 --> 01:48:00,880
Speaker 1: fun with our gender bender filter on Snapchat. I gotta

2014
01:48:00,920 --> 01:48:02,759
Speaker 1: tell I gotta tell you, out of all the guys

2015
01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:05,959
Speaker 1: who are now women in the pictures, I am the prettiest.

2016
01:48:06,160 --> 01:48:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm beautiful. You did look very did Yeah, I can't

2017
01:48:08,800 --> 01:48:10,800
Speaker 1: even line Brody looks really good too. He looks like

2018
01:48:10,840 --> 01:48:14,479
Speaker 1: my beautiful older sister. I thought Scary was kind of

2019
01:48:14,479 --> 01:48:17,040
Speaker 1: looking hot there, yeah, but not like, okay, did you

2020
01:48:17,040 --> 01:48:19,679
Speaker 1: say mine? Yeah? You did look good. Daniell's a hot dude.

2021
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:21,920
Speaker 1: I'd probably try to hauler. I know you'd hop on that.

2022
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 1: When I looked at Danielle, I'm like, i'd do that.

2023
01:48:25,320 --> 01:48:31,080
Speaker 1: Come on over every Yeah. Anyway, Yeah, it's supposed to

2024
01:48:31,160 --> 01:48:33,600
Speaker 1: change your sex from whatever you are to the opposite,

2025
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:39,559
Speaker 1: so mine. It turned me into a guy weird. Maybe

2026
01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:42,160
Speaker 1: I pushed their own button, cur I don't know. Anyway,

2027
01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:44,000
Speaker 1: if you haven't had fun with your Snapchat, A lot

2028
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:45,599
Speaker 1: of people said, you know, I haven't been on Snapchat

2029
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:47,920
Speaker 1: in a while, right, and this filter is bringing me back.

2030
01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:49,400
Speaker 1: It did. It brought a lot of people back. I

2031
01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:51,400
Speaker 1: got all these requests from my friends and I'm like, oh,

2032
01:48:51,640 --> 01:48:53,519
Speaker 1: I knew you were there. They did. That's a purpose.

2033
01:48:53,560 --> 01:48:57,719
Speaker 1: You think it's genius. It is genius. Miley Cyrus looks

2034
01:48:57,920 --> 01:49:00,560
Speaker 1: like justin Bieber. Yeah, and you ever see them in

2035
01:49:00,560 --> 01:49:04,280
Speaker 1: the same room together, I questioned this. That's pretty cool.

2036
01:49:05,320 --> 01:49:07,320
Speaker 1: By the way, as you know, last week we announced

2037
01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:10,960
Speaker 1: that we have we have the duty to uh and

2038
01:49:11,040 --> 01:49:14,160
Speaker 1: the honor to name a new godparent for the new

2039
01:49:14,200 --> 01:49:19,240
Speaker 1: Norwegian Norwegian Cruise Line ship called Encore. Yeah. So you know, Froggy,

2040
01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:20,800
Speaker 1: we've got to get this done. We have to figure

2041
01:49:20,840 --> 01:49:26,320
Speaker 1: out who is worthy of god parent. Yeah, somebody, because

2042
01:49:26,320 --> 01:49:28,920
Speaker 1: we've said a pretty high standard. Yeah yeah, yeah, they're

2043
01:49:28,960 --> 01:49:31,880
Speaker 1: never going to top that. What Brody said made sense

2044
01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:37,280
Speaker 1: because it's called Encore. Why can't we do it again? Right? Right? Well,

2045
01:49:38,680 --> 01:49:43,799
Speaker 1: here's the thing, Norwegian Bliss. We are the godparents of Bliss,

2046
01:49:43,920 --> 01:49:47,479
Speaker 1: and we've had a very successful couple of years. Right yeah,

2047
01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:49,200
Speaker 1: I mean how long how long has it been sailing now,

2048
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:52,280
Speaker 1: Frog it started sailing. It hasn't been a year yet.

2049
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:53,920
Speaker 1: We were on it for the very first time. We

2050
01:49:53,960 --> 01:49:57,320
Speaker 1: did the inaugurals about this time last year at the beginning,

2051
01:49:57,320 --> 01:50:00,240
Speaker 1: and then we did the christ thing. Yeah may okay, well, uh,

2052
01:50:00,439 --> 01:50:04,040
Speaker 1: it's it's very successful. It is the most successful ship

2053
01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:09,600
Speaker 1: in the Norwegian Cruise Line family fleet fleet launched was

2054
01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:12,680
Speaker 1: the most successful cruise ship. Ever, it's incredible and we

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01:50:12,680 --> 01:50:15,040
Speaker 1: worked hard on that. We worked hard. Who's gonna do

2056
01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:17,719
Speaker 1: it better than us? We're still going to be involved

2057
01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:19,800
Speaker 1: with Encore. Encore is still going to be our ship

2058
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,639
Speaker 1: as well. It's it's the sister ship. But we need

2059
01:50:22,760 --> 01:50:26,920
Speaker 1: to have a godparent. John Cena, Ellen, DeGeneres, Pentatonic. Who

2060
01:50:26,960 --> 01:50:29,280
Speaker 1: do you want? Oh, man, I still say Spice Girls,

2061
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:34,200
Speaker 1: Bob the dry Queen, Bob, the drag queen. Okay, you

2062
01:50:34,240 --> 01:50:39,400
Speaker 1: know who I love? Oh, Kelly Clarkson. And here's the thing.

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01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:45,160
Speaker 1: She's been on Norwegian cruises before. She loves it. I

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01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:49,040
Speaker 1: don't know, as she's starting a new talk show, I'll

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01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:51,360
Speaker 1: be too busy. Yeah, but she'll be. But she'll be

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01:50:51,400 --> 01:50:53,439
Speaker 1: barefoot all over the cruise. Yeah. She never put on

2067
01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:57,240
Speaker 1: she never wears shoes anyway. So listener suggestions, we need

2068
01:50:57,280 --> 01:50:58,759
Speaker 1: more of them if you want to Texas at fifty

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01:50:58,760 --> 01:51:01,960
Speaker 1: five one hundred or we're gonna set up a website eventually.

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01:51:02,840 --> 01:51:04,920
Speaker 1: You know what that means, someone quick, go set up

2071
01:51:04,920 --> 01:51:08,240
Speaker 1: a website because we really, we really want the perfect godparent,

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01:51:08,320 --> 01:51:11,840
Speaker 1: the perfect godparent for a Norwegian Encore and U God.

2073
01:51:11,840 --> 01:51:14,680
Speaker 1: Now that we have bulliss and now Encore coming up.

2074
01:51:15,040 --> 01:51:18,040
Speaker 1: We've got the two best ships on the on the seas. Basically,

2075
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:23,880
Speaker 1: John c n get it seas anyway, something to think

2076
01:51:23,880 --> 01:51:26,120
Speaker 1: about what's scary? I was going to suggest it has

2077
01:51:26,160 --> 01:51:28,080
Speaker 1: to be somebody that will give it the love and

2078
01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:31,920
Speaker 1: attention that it deserves, because it can't be somebody that

2079
01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:34,760
Speaker 1: has like a regular gig. You know, it's gonna be

2080
01:51:34,800 --> 01:51:37,880
Speaker 1: somebody that can spend some free time there and really,

2081
01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:40,080
Speaker 1: you know, maybe write a song about it like Pitbull did. Well,

2082
01:51:40,120 --> 01:51:42,840
Speaker 1: scary we have a regular gig. Never we did, but

2083
01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:47,920
Speaker 1: we look at what we did. We over delivered for it. Okay, somebody, wow, Okay,

2084
01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:52,200
Speaker 1: we overdelivered. That was scary? Who said that? By the way, anyway, Yeah,

2085
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:54,439
Speaker 1: we need someone who is going to not just show

2086
01:51:54,560 --> 01:51:56,360
Speaker 1: up and cut a ribbon and leave. This is not

2087
01:51:56,400 --> 01:51:59,839
Speaker 1: what this is about. This whoever you think it's worthy,

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01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:02,320
Speaker 1: We have a few minutes to think about it. Let's

2089
01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:04,360
Speaker 1: get into the three things you need to know Gandhi.

2090
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,280
Speaker 1: All Right, some life threatening flash floods happening in the

2091
01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:11,040
Speaker 1: New Orleans area, Louisiana, Texas and Mississippi also getting drenched.

2092
01:52:11,080 --> 01:52:13,559
Speaker 1: Lots of rain coming that way, as always, we say

2093
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:15,519
Speaker 1: Redcross dot org if you want to help, because these

2094
01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:19,040
Speaker 1: areas are going to be pretty bad in the upcoming days.

2095
01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:21,040
Speaker 1: All Right, we talked about this a little bit earlier.

2096
01:52:21,080 --> 01:52:23,160
Speaker 1: But if you are a fan of raw oysters and

2097
01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:25,599
Speaker 1: a lot of people are, be careful about what you're

2098
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:28,879
Speaker 1: eating because right now there's a bunch that we're harvested

2099
01:52:28,880 --> 01:52:32,320
Speaker 1: in Baja California, sir, in Mexico. When you pop open

2100
01:52:32,640 --> 01:52:34,840
Speaker 1: an oyster and eat a raw oyster, you always think

2101
01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:37,920
Speaker 1: something could go wrong. You are always rolling the dice. Yes, yes,

2102
01:52:38,000 --> 01:52:40,120
Speaker 1: you could get a pearl. Perhaps you get a pathogen.

2103
01:52:40,240 --> 01:52:42,639
Speaker 1: All right, right now they're saying people are getting sick.

2104
01:52:42,680 --> 01:52:45,120
Speaker 1: People have been hospitalized in five different states, So just

2105
01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:47,280
Speaker 1: be careful. Say this is why I don't eat that stuff.

2106
01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:51,960
Speaker 1: Oh that's why I like oysters. They make me horny. Hey,

2107
01:52:52,040 --> 01:52:55,000
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm going on a sex strike, are you? Yes? Okay,

2108
01:52:55,240 --> 01:52:59,200
Speaker 1: well back on one. Back to you, And finally, we

2109
01:52:59,240 --> 01:53:01,439
Speaker 1: are loving this. Burger King is testing out a new

2110
01:53:01,479 --> 01:53:03,920
Speaker 1: delivery service. So far, they're just text testing it in

2111
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:06,320
Speaker 1: Mexico City. The traffic is really bad. They want to

2112
01:53:06,320 --> 01:53:08,640
Speaker 1: send people on motorcycles out to deliver your food to

2113
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:11,760
Speaker 1: your car if you're sucking traffic and starving. And I

2114
01:53:11,840 --> 01:53:15,080
Speaker 1: love that idea. Bring it. Yeah, all right, Gandhi, an

2115
01:53:15,120 --> 01:53:17,280
Speaker 1: excellent phone tap from Garrett coming up for you after

2116
01:53:17,320 --> 01:53:22,880
Speaker 1: this every single morning, I absolutely I love you, guys,

2117
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:28,240
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning show. All right, Audible, it

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Speaker 1: is my secret superpower running around New York. Audible app

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Speaker 1: in gaze. I've got best selling audiobooks, the latest news,

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Speaker 1: motivation and tons more. I'm listening while I'm living my

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Speaker 1: best life. And I love it. Your first audio book

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Speaker 1: is free, so get it at audible dot com. Slash Elvis, Elvis,

2123
01:53:46,640 --> 01:53:49,679
Speaker 1: Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Garrett,

2124
01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:51,280
Speaker 1: into your phone tap. What do you have today? All right,

2125
01:53:51,320 --> 01:53:53,679
Speaker 1: I'm bringing back an old favorite of mine. So Kyle

2126
01:53:53,720 --> 01:53:55,840
Speaker 1: wants to play a phone tap on our boyfriend Sam.

2127
01:53:55,880 --> 01:53:59,599
Speaker 1: Now the couple recently had the talk, not the relationship talk.

2128
01:53:59,800 --> 01:54:02,759
Speaker 1: We should buy a puppy talk. All right, So Sam's

2129
01:54:02,840 --> 01:54:05,920
Speaker 1: into it, KaiA, not so much. I'm going to start

2130
01:54:05,920 --> 01:54:08,400
Speaker 1: the call to Sam, the boyfriend, to congratulate him on

2131
01:54:08,439 --> 01:54:11,840
Speaker 1: getting a dog. One of these. I know what this is. Yeah, okay,

2132
01:54:11,960 --> 01:54:15,360
Speaker 1: these are great Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi, Yes,

2133
01:54:15,400 --> 01:54:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a Samuel. It's a Samuel. Is this

2134
01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm calling on behalf of saying, if you signed up

2135
01:54:22,920 --> 01:54:26,240
Speaker 1: to be a future dog owner, thank you so much

2136
01:54:26,400 --> 01:54:29,280
Speaker 1: in helping rescue an animal and bringing one into your home.

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01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:34,600
Speaker 1: I sign up a dog. Do you remember signing up

2138
01:54:34,680 --> 01:54:39,320
Speaker 1: with Sovereign Bank the other day at supermarket? Yeah? I

2139
01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:43,240
Speaker 1: signed up that free shirt. Okay, Well with that. The

2140
01:54:43,360 --> 01:54:46,320
Speaker 1: bank sells the information to a third party like ourselves,

2141
01:54:46,840 --> 01:54:49,760
Speaker 1: and they said that you were fit for an animal,

2142
01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:52,280
Speaker 1: and it is now our job to just show you

2143
01:54:52,320 --> 01:54:55,000
Speaker 1: the way of what sixty cents could do each day.

2144
01:54:55,200 --> 01:54:58,600
Speaker 1: No of anything. I'm flirted sa dogs. I don't want

2145
01:54:58,640 --> 01:55:07,400
Speaker 1: no dogs. So have have a good day. Bye, Hello, spend,

2146
01:55:09,600 --> 01:55:19,800
Speaker 1: Hello God, second Hello, Hello, Hi Samuel. Who is this Samuel? Hi?

2147
01:55:19,920 --> 01:55:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm Raymond Ruddington. Will you be an angel for a

2148
01:55:22,360 --> 01:55:29,720
Speaker 1: helpless animal? Every day an innocent animal is abused animal?

2149
01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:33,080
Speaker 1: Sixteen dollars a month, only sixty cents a day, you'll

2150
01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:35,160
Speaker 1: help rescue an animal and bring them into a loving

2151
01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:38,400
Speaker 1: home like yourself. No, I look, I'm allergic to animals,

2152
01:55:38,400 --> 01:55:40,520
Speaker 1: the pis. I don't want any of this why are

2153
01:55:40,520 --> 01:55:42,840
Speaker 1: you calling now? Has anyone ever given you a second chance?

2154
01:55:46,840 --> 01:55:55,720
Speaker 1: Hello girl, Samuel, It's Raymond Reddington. Here there's an animal

2155
01:55:55,720 --> 01:55:58,520
Speaker 1: who needs you to stop calling me. I gotta go

2156
01:55:58,680 --> 01:56:00,960
Speaker 1: to work. I don't need to right now. We have Loopy,

2157
01:56:01,040 --> 01:56:03,000
Speaker 1: the one legged pug that I think would be a

2158
01:56:03,040 --> 01:56:08,160
Speaker 1: great fit for you and your love money. What about waffles?

2159
01:56:08,160 --> 01:56:17,200
Speaker 1: Are one eyed? Palmer? Rainy? Stop calling me, Robot? I'm

2160
01:56:17,200 --> 01:56:26,120
Speaker 1: gonna sell us, oh baby. Stupid idiot keeps calling me,

2161
01:56:26,160 --> 01:56:28,880
Speaker 1: trying to give me some dogs, saying that I signed

2162
01:56:28,920 --> 01:56:30,560
Speaker 1: up for some scraps. Do you know I don't even

2163
01:56:30,920 --> 01:56:33,240
Speaker 1: like dogs? I wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait what

2164
01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:36,640
Speaker 1: did you say? I said? I don't want the dogs?

2165
01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:38,480
Speaker 1: He keeps calling me trying to give me dogs. I

2166
01:56:38,520 --> 01:56:40,440
Speaker 1: don't want to dogs. I want my bank T shirt.

2167
01:56:40,680 --> 01:56:43,560
Speaker 1: We were talking about, you know, maybe hitting one right,

2168
01:56:44,640 --> 01:56:47,880
Speaker 1: getting nothing? What you're talking about? You talking something? Oh?

2169
01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:49,800
Speaker 1: I mean I thought that was something we were kind

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01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:52,720
Speaker 1: of moving towards. Are you sing right now? I don't

2171
01:56:52,760 --> 01:56:55,400
Speaker 1: want a dog? We didn't we Never you talked about

2172
01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:57,520
Speaker 1: one of dogs. I ain't talked about one of the dogs.

2173
01:56:57,560 --> 01:57:00,480
Speaker 1: Did I come back and say yes? Maybe? No? Anygring

2174
01:57:00,520 --> 01:57:03,240
Speaker 1: about one and a dog. I'm allergic to love. Short hair,

2175
01:57:03,360 --> 01:57:05,520
Speaker 1: long hair, medium here, I don't care. I don't want

2176
01:57:05,520 --> 01:57:11,320
Speaker 1: a dog. Why mean no? No? I said no. I'm

2177
01:57:11,360 --> 01:57:14,240
Speaker 1: not speaking of Spanish. I'm not speaking of Chinese. I'm

2178
01:57:14,240 --> 01:57:19,160
Speaker 1: speaking American. No. Sam, Hey, Sammie, Sam, My name is

2179
01:57:19,160 --> 01:57:21,040
Speaker 1: actually Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show and

2180
01:57:21,120 --> 01:57:26,240
Speaker 1: used to got phone tap by your girlfriend. Your heart

2181
01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:27,960
Speaker 1: attack will me. I'm trying to get ready for work.

2182
01:57:28,480 --> 01:57:30,400
Speaker 1: I like the show, but this is not cool. I'm

2183
01:57:30,440 --> 01:57:34,240
Speaker 1: the real this is not How are you gonna get it?

2184
01:57:37,080 --> 01:57:39,160
Speaker 1: Have an idea for a phone tab? Go to Elvis

2185
01:57:39,200 --> 01:57:41,480
Speaker 1: Durran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell

2186
01:57:41,560 --> 01:57:43,600
Speaker 1: us what you want to do. This phone table was

2187
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:47,960
Speaker 1: prerecorded with permission granted by All Party series Elvis durand

2188
01:57:48,080 --> 01:57:51,400
Speaker 1: Phone Tab. We're on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

2189
01:57:54,320 --> 01:57:57,160
Speaker 1: Gotta tell you now that Scottie b and Andrew during

2190
01:57:57,200 --> 01:58:00,840
Speaker 1: a their podcast called serial Killers. We're getting all sorts

2191
01:58:00,880 --> 01:58:03,280
Speaker 1: of new cereals. I know, I love that it's heavenly

2192
01:58:03,280 --> 01:58:05,720
Speaker 1: in there, but they are hiding a lot of it

2193
01:58:05,840 --> 01:58:07,400
Speaker 1: under the desk and there I'm like, can I have

2194
01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:09,120
Speaker 1: that one? Though not yet? We haven't tried it. I

2195
01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:11,200
Speaker 1: just had the under had an under the desk cereal?

2196
01:58:11,640 --> 01:58:15,200
Speaker 1: You have the private resider first one. What's that supposed

2197
01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:17,480
Speaker 1: to mean? Oh? I just mean you probably had cereal

2198
01:58:17,560 --> 01:58:22,800
Speaker 1: under the desk. I just had the chocolate berry crunched before.

2199
01:58:22,920 --> 01:58:25,440
Speaker 1: He was trying to push that on mommy earlier. Delicious.

2200
01:58:25,440 --> 01:58:26,960
Speaker 1: It's good, But I took a turn and did fruit

2201
01:58:26,960 --> 01:58:30,000
Speaker 1: loops instead. Yeah, fruit loops are a good old classic.

2202
01:58:30,120 --> 01:58:32,000
Speaker 1: I just love the way a new bag smells. It

2203
01:58:32,120 --> 01:58:34,560
Speaker 1: smells so good. What did I do? I did that?

2204
01:58:34,600 --> 01:58:37,400
Speaker 1: What's the one that rips the roof of comb? Honeycombs?

2205
01:58:37,640 --> 01:58:39,240
Speaker 1: Those are good? Oh, let me try that. Bring the

2206
01:58:39,240 --> 01:58:42,120
Speaker 1: honey company here, Bring me the honeycomb. I don't know

2207
01:58:42,520 --> 01:58:44,760
Speaker 1: see that these were when I was a kid, but

2208
01:58:45,760 --> 01:58:47,840
Speaker 1: you swear that they they've changed the taste or something.

2209
01:58:48,160 --> 01:58:50,520
Speaker 1: It says it's back the new original formula, but it's

2210
01:58:50,520 --> 01:58:53,440
Speaker 1: not the same as you remember when you were a kid. Yeah,

2211
01:58:53,480 --> 01:58:55,640
Speaker 1: and it's thinner too, But I think it's delicious. It

2212
01:58:55,720 --> 01:58:57,560
Speaker 1: still rips the roof of your mouth. Do you remember

2213
01:58:57,600 --> 01:58:59,200
Speaker 1: when it used to come with license plates? Remember there

2214
01:58:59,200 --> 01:59:02,440
Speaker 1: were licensed plates in the now. I don't like it.

2215
01:59:04,160 --> 01:59:05,920
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like it. It doesn't rip the

2216
01:59:06,160 --> 01:59:08,000
Speaker 1: roof of my mouth. It's the Captain crunch stuff that

2217
01:59:08,080 --> 01:59:10,520
Speaker 1: rips the roof of mine mouth. Oh yeah, so does loofs.

2218
01:59:10,520 --> 01:59:14,120
Speaker 1: I'll get out to shut your mouth because they're so big.

2219
01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, small Daniel, Yay, they ripped the roof of

2220
01:59:20,960 --> 01:59:26,280
Speaker 1: your mouth. I love it. Shut up over there? Where

2221
01:59:26,320 --> 01:59:29,200
Speaker 1: are you from? All right? So look up a Serial

2222
01:59:29,320 --> 01:59:32,640
Speaker 1: Killers as in cereal, as in breakfast Cereal. Uh, it's

2223
01:59:32,680 --> 01:59:35,320
Speaker 1: our new podcast under the elvis during morning show Umbrella

2224
01:59:35,360 --> 01:59:41,680
Speaker 1: of podcasts. Pretty cool. What's that I'm swallowing mine cereal? Alright?

2225
01:59:41,960 --> 01:59:43,720
Speaker 1: Probably half of the roof of your mouth as well?

2226
01:59:44,040 --> 01:59:48,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Uh did anyone watch CBS Sunday Morning?

2227
01:59:48,440 --> 01:59:51,960
Speaker 1: I did not. The Howard Stern interview was just fantastic. Really,

2228
01:59:53,080 --> 01:59:55,680
Speaker 1: he can do no wrong in my book? What a what?

2229
01:59:56,160 --> 01:59:58,400
Speaker 1: By the way, someone said, oh, Duke a Junkersting. Oh,

2230
01:59:58,600 --> 02:00:01,360
Speaker 1: Duran has his book coming up the same time Howard's

2231
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:04,240
Speaker 1: coming out. It doesn't work that way. Oh no, I've

2232
02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:06,240
Speaker 1: been writing it for a year, so is he. I'm sure,

2233
02:00:06,280 --> 02:00:08,000
Speaker 1: and we just announced we're both are now. Look, he's

2234
02:00:08,040 --> 02:00:10,240
Speaker 1: gonna sell a lot more than mine. Your release date

2235
02:00:10,320 --> 02:00:12,560
Speaker 1: was announced. First, I'm just saying, well, no, his is

2236
02:00:12,560 --> 02:00:15,600
Speaker 1: coming out right right now in a minute. Yes, Howard's everywhere.

2237
02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:18,160
Speaker 1: I love. But people think that there's some kind of

2238
02:00:18,200 --> 02:00:23,400
Speaker 1: weird move. Oh I've got a counter. No, you're scheming.

2239
02:00:23,560 --> 02:00:26,080
Speaker 1: How can people always have to think there's something going on?

2240
02:00:26,200 --> 02:00:28,440
Speaker 1: People are just bored. Yeah, I think that's exactly what

2241
02:00:28,480 --> 02:00:31,240
Speaker 1: it is. Stop it, all right, Danielle, Yes, all right.

2242
02:00:31,240 --> 02:00:34,240
Speaker 1: So Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have a brand new

2243
02:00:34,240 --> 02:00:37,360
Speaker 1: baby boy. They are now a family of six six

2244
02:00:37,400 --> 02:00:39,600
Speaker 1: pounds nine ounces. Wait do you think touch are they

2245
02:00:39,640 --> 02:00:43,480
Speaker 1: just had their baby and the Royal family just had theirs, oh,

2246
02:00:43,600 --> 02:00:45,640
Speaker 1: via surrog again. By the way, I found it so

2247
02:00:45,720 --> 02:00:48,320
Speaker 1: funny that my mom was asking my husband, because he's British,

2248
02:00:48,520 --> 02:00:50,120
Speaker 1: so what do you think of the Royal baby? And

2249
02:00:50,120 --> 02:00:52,480
Speaker 1: all I kept thinking was, first of all, my husbands

2250
02:00:52,520 --> 02:00:54,760
Speaker 1: lived in Americas more years than he lived in England.

2251
02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:57,440
Speaker 1: And it's just so funny that you think, because they're British,

2252
02:00:57,560 --> 02:01:00,280
Speaker 1: they're gonna have all these opinions on the Royals. Toff,

2253
02:01:00,400 --> 02:01:02,959
Speaker 1: And I just let my mom goes she's so adorable.

2254
02:01:02,960 --> 02:01:04,920
Speaker 1: He actually likes the name Archie. He said, it's a

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02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:07,680
Speaker 1: very British name, like it too. So but I was

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Speaker 1: stand it all. Right. So Doris Day has passed away.

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Speaker 1: Uh if I don't know if you remember her from

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Speaker 1: the fifties the sixties, she was really big. She did

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Speaker 1: the big roll cuts. Yeah, we always say we get

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Speaker 1: Doris Day parking because every movie Doorsday was in, she

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Speaker 1: was a parking space always right up front. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: so we call it, Oh, look, Doris Day parking. So

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Speaker 1: there you go. She later became an animal welfare advocate.

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Speaker 1: She has died at ninety seven. Um. They said that

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Speaker 1: she got a really bad case of pneumonia. That's a

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Speaker 1: good run. It's a great run. Um. So, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If you're like me and you love American horror story,

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