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Speaker 1: It's either going to be the best hour or the

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Speaker 1: This podcast is very memorable.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, you're gonna create core memories coming up now.

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Speaker 3: This morning, when I got in, I counted all the

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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, and you know

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Speaker 1: what I found? What did you find, jeff Something interesting?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Was it really that interesting?

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Speaker 3: It was because not one of those spots has anyone's

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 6: We all park in the same spot. I have parked

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Speaker 6: and I am not happy being taken.

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Speaker 1: It's just weird.

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Speaker 3: You would think if somebody was walking around the office

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Speaker 3: be written now somewhere, even on a postage attached to

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Speaker 1: But I guess they don't care enough to do anything

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Speaker 6: There are unspoken rules in this office, and one.

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Speaker 5: Of them is that that's my spot. First, it was

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Speaker 6: He's stupid and you can't part in a spot correctly, Jake.

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Speaker 5: Then you guys will all take.

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Speaker 3: So let's fill everybody in what the listeners don't know

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Speaker 3: it was. Over the last week or so, different members

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Speaker 3: of the show have tried taking turns parking in Brooks

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Speaker 3: you think if it was that important she get here

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Speaker 3: early enough to claim it. She rolls in late past

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Speaker 3: everybody else and is like, I deserve that spot because

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Speaker 5: So I am going to find someone with a tow truck, okay,

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Speaker 5: and I am going to get your cars moved.

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 5: I won't have them impounded, because that's going too far,

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Speaker 8: They're all copid, They're all is next door to us.

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Speaker 9: You can have You.

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Speaker 3: Are not the queen of the parking lot. There's no

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Speaker 3: seven eighty five nine two texting. Does brook have ownership

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Speaker 6: You guys are doing it despite me and to make

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Speaker 5: You're not doing it because it's convenient for you, or

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Speaker 9: That is a nice spot.

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna move on to somebody spot.

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Speaker 3: I would never park in digital Jakes, give us some

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Speaker 3: shock collar trivia Jake.

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Speaker 5: Okay if you say so, Yeah, I know Jake took

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Speaker 5: my spot one day too, about moved his card.

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Speaker 1: The parking spot. Let's do some trivia, don't.

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Speaker 4: Today marks the birthday of a true artistic genius. He's

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Speaker 4: I'm not talking about brook Son Alder. That's how she

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Speaker 10: Is I'm talking about the great Michael Angelo.

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Speaker 4: He's famous for works like the Statue of David, his

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 6: I bet his mom put his work up around her

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Speaker 4: Not to mention, he also shares his name with one

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Speaker 4: We're doing a special paint splattered edition.

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Speaker 10: Of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna start today with the person who moonlights as

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Speaker 1: That's young Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Jeff give me a number one through twenty, and I'll

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Speaker 1: Number eight, Please, number eight, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Michaelangelo, the Ninja Turtle wields nunchucks for his weapon of choice.

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Speaker 4: What does his brother Donna Tello use?

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Speaker 9: That's hard. I was getting confused.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to visualize. He's holds something that's like long

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Speaker 9: No, that's not it.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, that's a different movie than I was watching

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Speaker 1: But Donna Tello does he just use a stick? Is

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Speaker 10: Long stick?

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Speaker 9: That's a staff.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 4: Raphael has twin size and Leonardo has two Ninja Ninjada.

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Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, the internet was very specific.

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Speaker 10: They are not.

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Speaker 1: But they are similar.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, all right, Jeffrey one for one. Let's move

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Speaker 4: over to Jose Jose. Give me number one through twenty.

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Speaker 10: Let's go to number two.

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Speaker 1: Jose.

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Speaker 4: The Mona Lisa has her own what at the loover

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Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, she's got her own special thing.

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Speaker 1: Is it a tip jar.

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Speaker 5: For her work selfie station?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, everyone has her own casing, So she has

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Speaker 4: I've never been to the Jose, really, Jose said, Mona

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Speaker 4: Lisa has her own exhibit. That may be true. It's

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Speaker 4: letters to the Mona Lisa Jose's.

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Speaker 5: Some of those get real creepy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who reads those?

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Speaker 9: You know?

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Speaker 7: You know? You know?

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Speaker 9: Right to me back?

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Speaker 5: Do you think that there's one person at the museum

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Speaker 10: The painting writes back, Yeah, all right, it's Brooks turn. Okay,

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Speaker 10: give me, I'm.

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Speaker 5: Gonna go lucky thirteen thirteen.

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Speaker 4: Brook It's well known that the Ninja Turtle's favorite food

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Speaker 4: is pizza. Yes, but what is the one topping they

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Speaker 7: This is easy.

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Speaker 5: I know that the pepperoni lovers. Gosh, you say it's easy,

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Speaker 6: I mean, the first idea is the controversial pineapple, right,

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Speaker 11: Political.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I actually think it's probably Anchovi's.

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Speaker 4: Anchovies, is correct, right, Jeff and Brook are still safe.

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Speaker 4: We're moving on to Alexis. Alexis, give me number one

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Speaker 4: fifty fifty shot Here, which ear did Pablo Picasso cut

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Pablo Picasso did not cut off this year.

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Speaker 10: That was Vincent van Go. I was looking for neither.

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Speaker 5: I didn't get it either.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunate, so I thought it was We're back to Jeff

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Speaker 4: and Brook. The next wrong answer loses Jeffrey number jeff

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Speaker 4: number one number one, Jeffrey. The Japanese art of ikey

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Speaker 4: Bana is the formal arranging of what.

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Speaker 1: I guess, the only thing you would arrange your flowers.

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Speaker 10: Flowers, It's correct, Jeffrey. All right, Brooke, it's up to

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Speaker 5: Give it to me.

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Speaker 10: What number that's right? Fifteen number, fifteen Brook.

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Speaker 4: If you go to Milan, Italy, there's a world famous

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Speaker 4: the Last Supper, which famous artist created, The.

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Speaker 5: Last Supper, Da Vinci.

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Speaker 10: It's correct in.

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Speaker 4: The spirit of cooperation, and it's a I'm declaring dual

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Speaker 4: winners for today's plenty of twenty. Both Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: win today and get to pick who gets shot.

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Speaker 3: I pick, since Brooke apparently rules over the office and

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Speaker 3: chooses Jose the one.

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Speaker 9: Guy on the parking thing is gonna.

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Speaker 3: Get shot while singing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.

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Speaker 2: I like you're singing ice back, praying new Bitches, something

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Speaker 2: a hold of me.

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Speaker 9: I'm glad you stopped me because I could just go

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Speaker 1: That's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you, guys, would you rather always eat

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Speaker 9: No, I gotta go.

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Speaker 5: I'm more of a burnt person to even my bacon.

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Speaker 5: I like it a little blast birth, but an undercooked

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Speaker 3: Would you rather have Jaba the hut or Smiegel as

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Speaker 5: God Jaba? I feel just like the jewelry choice is

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Speaker 5: better for him.

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Speaker 1: That knows how to take care of something precious.

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Speaker 5: That is true?

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Speaker 3: Okay, last one for this next segment. Would you rather

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Speaker 3: tell me the dark thoughts that you've been having up

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Speaker 3: give me just one simple compliment dark thoughts?

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Speaker 5: Wow, I just can't come up with one of the second.

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Speaker 1: On my quarter birthday, even not even one compliment.

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Speaker 3: Fine, that's your quarter birthday, you count like that? No,

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Speaker 3: you didn't remember my quarter birthday?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Where is he gonna do another? What's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Super dark? Coming up?

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Speaker 3: If two vegans get into an argument, is that still considered.

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Speaker 1: A beef Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm just

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Speaker 1: hoving for you know, beef during this.

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Speaker 9: Segment, It's impossible, beef.

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Speaker 1: Jeff, are you sure we can?

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Speaker 3: We all agree to go vegan style during What's on

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Speaker 3: Your Mind, where we go around the room and share

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Speaker 3: what we've been thinking about lately, starting with Brooke Brook

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Speaker 3: What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 5: Well, I went to my first ever comic con over

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Speaker 5: the weekend.

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Speaker 1: How was that?

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Speaker 5: It was unlike anything I could have ever expected.

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Speaker 6: It was like stimulation overload, like the sites, the sounds,

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Speaker 6: my nieces are so into this stuff, right, So I'm

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Speaker 6: following behind him, booth after behind them, booth after.

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Speaker 1: All you said, booing them no.

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Speaker 10: Nerds, of course, I'm.

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Speaker 8: Like, yeah, cool, yeah, sure yeah.

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Speaker 6: And then finally they stop at a booth to see these

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Speaker 9: She did not hit them. They looked scared, but we

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Speaker 8: It's a lot of close calls. But I got you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, my god.

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Speaker 12: Well, I don't know, you guys know, but I started

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Speaker 5: That is so awesome.

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Speaker 8: It's because I ran in college if I wanted to help out.

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Speaker 8: Definitely like a little weird to me, a little caught

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Speaker 5: But you've got authority, but I have authority. Yeah, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 1: Recently?

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Speaker 3: I was talking to producer Boyd about everybody's Instagram's on

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Speaker 3: You're a lurker, and producer Boyd asked me, so are

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Speaker 5: You probably are, and.

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Speaker 3: I was like, no, yes, you guys, and he goes, oh,

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Speaker 5: I was like, well, no, I don't know if I've

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Speaker 3: But boy tells me I'm passive, aggressively judging and shaming you,

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Speaker 1: Doing enough to support you guys.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that you were all suffering so badly

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Speaker 5: Okay, we don't really.

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Speaker 1: Well, clearly you.

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Speaker 3: Guys are very very sad without my likes. So I

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Speaker 3: It may happen like once every three months, once a year.

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Speaker 3: You'll log on and I just liked one of the

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, Sniper likes.

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Speaker 8: It's going to be a post from like a year ago.

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Speaker 3: It's not even a comment at least I'm making positive

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Speaker 5: And we are benefiting from them.

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Speaker 3: Test In seven five nine too, tell us what's been

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Speaker 7: The morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Listeners are texting in seven eight five nine two telling

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Speaker 3: day here in Ontario, Canada. Thanks for keeping the laughs coming.

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Speaker 1: All the best. He the most stereotypical friendly Canadian texting

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Speaker 1: the possibly guy. Thanks for all the best to you.

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Speaker 9: I would have texted earlier. Man, My hands were sticky

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 14: We got to know.

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Speaker 3: The text says, what's been on my mind is that

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Speaker 3: I tried Jack in the Box for the first time

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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't anyone tell me this fifteen years ago? I

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Speaker 5: You're gonna say Cardboard after you said.

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Speaker 2: No, no, give me all the oil and greeze.

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Speaker 3: I love those but the only way to eat Jack

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Speaker 5: I used to love those times.

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Speaker 5: That could have been my kid.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 3: Brook encourages her children to do that whenever they go out.

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Speaker 3: It's cute when they line up outside the radio station

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Speaker 5: He is getting a little old, not cute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, keep your text come in seven eight, five nights.

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Speaker 3: Who tell us what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but we need to get into something kind

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Because I went into the break room earlier to get

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Speaker 5: We often talk breakthrough.

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Speaker 1: Do you have anything you'd like to say for yourself?

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Speaker 5: I enjoy Jose's company.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Brooke, God, you're only my g work wife,

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Speaker 5: Now you know how my real husband feels.

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Speaker 3: You don't see me running over to the printer to

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Speaker 10: Those are my work kids.

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Speaker 1: Broke God, I thought.

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Speaker 3: I meant something to you. You used to buy me

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Speaker 5: No, no, you complained, so you turned me down last

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want your pity sandwiches. I wanted to

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Speaker 9: You guys, stop fighting. I don't want to be a work.

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Speaker 3: No remorse from her, So just this is the perfect

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Speaker 3: When we do, boy and Your Busted coming up right

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Speaker 3: after this, sneaky.

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Speaker 7: Husbands, two timing lives, live.

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Speaker 10: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get

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Speaker 3: But they're about to get busted. If you cheat on

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, we don't have a lot of optimists on this

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna get a story right now.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna start with Elizabeth, tell us how you busted

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Speaker 15: Right, So, my boyfriend started taking online cooking classes because

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Speaker 15: to his place and he'd like whip up some meal

453
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Speaker 15: he learned. And every time it sucked. And so I

454
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 15: obviously I never told him that.

455
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Speaker 16: I didn't want him to discourage him.

456
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Speaker 1: You know, so I always let a man know when

457
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: he's screwing up. That's rule number one of relationships.

458
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Speaker 16: Yeah, well, he kept taking them. It was always terrible.

459
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,159
Speaker 16: It never seemed like he was getting better. And so

460
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Speaker 16: one night I was at his place and I noticed

461
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Speaker 16: that his email was open and I saw a message

462
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Speaker 16: from the cooking school, and so I like wrote down

463
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Speaker 16: the name of it and I signed up for the

464
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,880
Speaker 16: same class to like surprise him.

465
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Speaker 1: Okay, it's kind of fun, idea.

466
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,679
Speaker 9: Yeah, cook it together.

467
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could cook it better than.

468
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Speaker 5: She's definitely micromanaging the situation.

469
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Speaker 1: Okay, how'd that go?

470
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Speaker 17: So when the class time happens, I log one and

471
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 17: I see a woman on the screen with nothing thing

472
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Speaker 17: but of a mitt one.

473
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Speaker 5: What I wonder he couldn't pay attention to the soux

474
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 5: fle a.

475
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 16: Yeah, and literally all she's doing is heating up a

476
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 16: different frozen foods in the microwave. One was walking around nude.

477
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Speaker 5: Oh, this was the only pants that Jeffrey was talking.

478
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it sucks, but it's not like he's

479
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Speaker 6: in a relationship.

480
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Speaker 16: Yeah, and I.

481
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Speaker 15: Mean so I confronted him about it, but he had

482
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Speaker 15: a good point. He technically never lied. It really was

483
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Speaker 15: a cooking class.

484
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Speaker 5: Well, I guess did you stay with him?

485
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Speaker 16: We kept dating for another six months?

486
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 5: Oh, eating just frozen dinner after frozen.

487
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 3: Dinner, those hungry man turkey meals, though, I bet we're

488
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,199
Speaker 3: just perfectly cooked every time. Okay, let's keep going with

489
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Speaker 3: Christian tell us how you busted your significant other?

490
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Speaker 13: Hey, my situation happened at the rehearsal for my wedding.

491
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 9: Wait to start.

492
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 13: Yeah, we had a lot of people there and at

493
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,719
Speaker 13: one point, I just like I couldn't find my fiance.

494
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 13: So I'm looking for her and nobody knows where she is.

495
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 5: Okay, weird.

496
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 13: I'm thinking maybe she got sick and she's up in

497
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 13: the bridal suite.

498
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that could be.

499
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 13: She was drinking a lot, so I take the elevator

500
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 13: up there and go in, and she's hooking up with

501
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 13: our female wedding planner.

502
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Speaker 5: Gosh, oh my goodness, does that cost extra?

503
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 3: Sorry, she may have just been running through like the

504
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 3: kiss after the I do Nail's practice.

505
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so sorry.

506
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 13: I was just I was shocked. The wedding planner offered

507
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 13: me a discount to keep it going.

508
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: But oh, I know she wanted you to still marry.

509
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, she wasn't a relationship.

510
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 9: I'm telling you, I have a good feeling about you. Guys.

511
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: You don't want to let this one go. Okay, we

512
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: got signed for one more. Let's go to Mela. Tell

513
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 1: us how you busted jer significant other.

514
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 18: Okay, so my boyfriend and I were in our apartment

515
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 18: and he said, I'm going to go for a run,

516
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,919
Speaker 18: totally normal. So after he left, I thought, well, I'm

517
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 18: going to take the dog for a walk. So we

518
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 18: head out and we're doing like our normal whatever route,

519
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 18: I guess, And as we're walking, all of a sudden,

520
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 18: my dog starts like going crazy. Do you know how

521
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 18: they act when like it's somebody that they love or

522
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 18: somebody that they've been around, you know, like kind of jumping.

523
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: Around the leaves shook out?

524
00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 18: Yes, absolutely, And I thought, well, gosh, maybe we be

525
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 18: close to my boyfriend. But like we're walking by this

526
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 18: construction site and there's nobody there, like they're not doing

527
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 18: any work or anything. There's nobody there.

528
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 9: Like a open lot.

529
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 18: Yeah, And I was like, what is going on? So

530
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 18: the further we walk, all I can see is like

531
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 18: this construction site and a porta potty. Oh, and I'm like,

532
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 18: what is happening. So the closer we get to this

533
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 18: porta potty, I start hearing sounds.

534
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 3: Okay, like potty sounds or other types of sounds.

535
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 6: I mean, if you put a construction work.

536
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 18: You might hear some sounds, but they were not sounds

537
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 18: like this, and it was definite two people sounds.

538
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

539
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 18: So when we get like up on the porta potty,

540
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,679
Speaker 18: I'm one hundred percent sure my freaking boyfriend is in

541
00:25:53,760 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 18: there with another woman.

542
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 1: Judgment on him.

543
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 18: There's no amount of sanitizing book.

544
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 19: I mean, it was nasty.

545
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 18: So I will tell you what. I tipped that freaking

546
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 18: porn potty over.

547
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 3: No, yes I did.

548
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 17: Yes, I did.

549
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 18: I put that thing over and so they were locked

550
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 18: in there, like I've tipped it over on the door side,

551
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 18: just to make sure that they could not get out.

552
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: How do you know, well, I guess ye. How the

553
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: dog was barking Zille probably was him, did you well?

554
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 18: This is how I know he eventually came home like

555
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 18: covered in you know what.

556
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 5: I think she was probably yelling.

557
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 18: I was yelling, absolutely. It was like I was just

558
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 18: seeing red.

559
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 17: It was awful.

560
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Speaker 9: He was seeing blue because of the liquid.

561
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Speaker 18: He was seeing brown too, because that's what color he

562
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 18: was colored in when he came home.

563
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Speaker 5: I don't think he probably ever did that again.

564
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 3: No, I mean, we don't normally play winners in this segment,

565
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 3: but you win by.

566
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: Text boards seven, eight, five nine too. If you have

567
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating.

568
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: You could be on the next edition of Busted Phone

569
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 3: Taps coming.

570
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 7: Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

571
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: It's time for a phone tap. And in this world,

572
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 3: there's people who love food and then there's people.

573
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: Who love food.

574
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 3: Like our phone tap victim today, his favorite thing in

575
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 3: the world is wings.

576
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 5: Oh my god, please don't tell me. This is five

577
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 5: minutes of Jose and him just talking about different spices.

578
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: No, okay, no, it's why.

579
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: Recently he made plans to have his best buddy over

580
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 3: so they could watch the game and have the best

581
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,360
Speaker 3: wings in the city delivered to them for lunch.

582
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 9: It's funny. I've done this.

583
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, just one problem though, his buddy told us that

584
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 3: this was happening and asked us to do a prank instead.

585
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 3: So there's going to be a minor delay. You're gonna

586
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 3: hear it in your phone tap right now.

587
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 7: It's another twenty.

588
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 14: Hello.

589
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 20: Hello, this is Burnaby Wild from Wings Stuff. Is this Clinton.

590
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 14: Yesterday?

591
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 20: You ordered from us about fifteen minutes ago?

592
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 14: It was about to take about twenty five minutes ago

593
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 14: yes day.

594
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 20: In my apologies, Just so you know, the delivery person

595
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 20: is here to pick up your order. I can't give

596
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 20: him your wings.

597
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 14: What do you mean you can't give him my way?

598
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 20: I do not feel comfortable and doing them over to

599
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 20: the delivery person.

600
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 14: What do you mean you can't give him to a

601
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 14: delivery per I don't understand. What's the problem.

602
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 20: Well, just let me, let me get away from him

603
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 20: for one second. Please, all right, it's just it's just okay.

604
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 20: Can can you hear me?

605
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 21: Okay, it's just okay between you and me. He looks

606
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 21: a little bit sketchy, sketchy, he's like super super skinny.

607
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 14: Wait a minute's super skinny.

608
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 20: He's very thin, which means he's going to be very hungry.

609
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 20: We probably try to eat some of your wings.

610
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 14: You know how ridiculous, don't you?

611
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 20: I don't. I don't believe so, so I just do

612
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 20: not feel good about it.

613
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 14: Unless what's your no?

614
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 20: I'm barnaby from wing stuff.

615
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 14: You wanna be wild from wing stuff. I don't care

616
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 14: if he's scary, he said, he's short. Whatever? Can you

617
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 14: please give him my wayne? We've been waiting for a while.

618
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 20: Now he's giving me bad vibes.

619
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 14: I don't care about the vibe. I want my wings.

620
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 20: I have the bad feelings in my tummy.

621
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 14: I don't care about what you feel, barnaby, that's your problem.

622
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 20: Get you very perceptive.

623
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 13: Just give him the wing, Give him the wing.

624
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 20: Find your wishes my command. But first I am going

625
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 20: to take your wings into the back and count them

626
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 20: for you.

627
00:29:59,160 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 17: What that.

628
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 20: I want to give you the numbers so that you

629
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 20: know when it gets to you.

630
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 13: That is her I ordered.

631
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 17: I know what I ordered.

632
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 14: You have her my way, all my wings getting cold?

633
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 20: This is this is a quality jick. Let me see

634
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 20: the open the first book. Oh the boneless meat deal

635
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 20: with the twenty wings.

636
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, I wait from my wing, I know what I ordered.

637
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 20: Oh my goodness, this is looking so good.

638
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 14: Of course that's why I ordered the win Is there?

639
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 14: Look good?

640
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 7: So?

641
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 20: Did it tasty?

642
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: Are you eating my wing?

643
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 20: No? No, no, sir, But I do have to tell

644
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 20: you when the order arrives at your house, you will

645
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 20: have seventeen wings in the box, not twenty.

646
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 13: And why is that, Willie?

647
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 20: I am just assuming that the sketchy skinny man will

648
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 20: eat three of them.

649
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 14: They haven't brought me.

650
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 19: Do not eat my swing.

651
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 20: We will not eat anymore. Yeah, you don't want I

652
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 20: was checking that the honey mustard is not poisoned.

653
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 14: Your person is gonna be shut down.

654
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 20: You are angry.

655
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 13: I'm very angry.

656
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 14: You ate my damn way.

657
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 20: I must be honest with you. I do feel sort

658
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 20: of guilty about this.

659
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 14: You don't feel.

660
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 20: I do not work at Wingstoff. I apologize.

661
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 10: For you.

662
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 20: I am your delivery driver. I just stopped because the

663
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 20: food smells so good.

664
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 14: When you get to the house, your tip is gonna

665
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 14: be my foot in your Okay?

666
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 20: Does that include two dips on the side. I like

667
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 20: the honey. Okay. I must admit I feel guilty because

668
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 20: I lied about the second thing.

669
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: What did you do?

670
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 20: Not be angry with me, but.

671
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 13: I'm angry right now the things.

672
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 20: I'm not actually your delivery driver either. I am a

673
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 20: radio host from a show called Broken Jeffrey in the.

674
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: Morning, and we're doing a prank phone call on you. Man, man, man,

675
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: mess with my wings and my wings. I haven't touched

676
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: your wings. Dude, Your buddy Darnell wanted to set you up.

677
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 14: What the hell are you doing?

678
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: Don't be mad at him.

679
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 3: He just told that you guys were having lunch together today,

680
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 3: so we wanted to play a.

681
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 14: Joke on you.

682
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: What bernieb.

683
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 14: That sound like born to be Well.

684
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 20: With a strange coincidence.

685
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 7: What week use every morning was some taps weekday mornings

686
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 7: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

687
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 3: This country Man. We used to hold parades honoring our heroes. Yeah,

688
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 3: with confetti and marching bands and a different woman standing

689
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 3: on every street corner waiting to be kissed.

690
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 5: Wow, jeff I don't remember, Yeah.

691
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 3: Because now it's just Brooke out there running around puckering

692
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 3: up for the whole city crazy.

693
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 9: Anybody coming home.

694
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 3: From warm I'm on second at us and these days

695
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 3: heroes can't even get a text back. And I say

696
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 3: that because one of our listeners saved a woman from

697
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 3: a disastrous date that she was on. Instead of being

698
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 3: thanked and fonned over, he's being left on red.

699
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 5: Well, if he wants to me on the corner, I

700
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 5: can help him out.

701
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, Brooke, reapply your chapstick, because we're gonna

702
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 3: give this hero the chance that he deserves.

703
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: In your brand new second date update, right.

704
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 3: After this second date update, when you have a first

705
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 3: date with somebody you're extremely attracted to and you're going

706
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 3: out to a restaurant where you know you only got

707
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: one shot at this. How important is it to get

708
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 3: a good waiter?

709
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 5: I never actually even thought of that, to be honest, Jeffrey, because.

710
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: It could make or break the entire date.

711
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 5: But it's not like you have a choice, like you're

712
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 5: just given the person who's in your section.

713
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: The way, Well, that's what I'm saying.

714
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 3: Like, imagine the waiter walks by, spills the soup, he

715
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 3: offers to lick it off, then I pay him.

716
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, well, date over?

717
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 5: Wow, because you got a new date?

718
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 3: Is that.

719
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 7: Thing?

720
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 5: How did I know that about you?

721
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 3: But that's what happened with one of our listeners recently.

722
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 3: The waiter was involved big time on a date apparently.

723
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 3: So let's talk to Lucas about it.

724
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 1: Lucas, how you doing, man?

725
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 11: How's it going?

726
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 5: Licked?

727
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that she did tell us about this person

728
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: that you met the other night. Who is he or she?

729
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 11: Okay, so this girl Henley, Okay, I'm the waiter obviously,

730
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 11: and you're the waiter. I'm the waiter.

731
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.

732
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 5: Wait, did you meet her while you were at work?

733
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 14: I did?

734
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 11: She was in there with a guy in my restaurant.

735
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 3: Oh, bold, sir, Oh you hit on a girl in

736
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 3: the middle of another date.

737
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 11: Well, yes, I don't do it often often, just like

738
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 11: twice a week.

739
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 7: Often.

740
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 8: I mean, okay, here's the thing.

741
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 5: Were you her waiter? I guess is the first question.

742
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 15: I was their waiter?

743
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: Yes, okay.

744
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 5: How did you get the signs that that was even? Okay?

745
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 11: Well, I can kind of tell after a while they

746
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 11: didn't seem to be having that grade of a time,

747
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 11: Like I was thinking it was a first date, and

748
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 11: she was checking her phone a lot, and you know,

749
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 11: it was it was kind of obvious to me. I've

750
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 11: seen it enough times.

751
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: Okay, so I have a move that I.

752
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 11: Don't do very often.

753
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've done this, but this is the signature.

754
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have a label for it, must mean

755
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 3: you do it often enough.

756
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: What's your move?

757
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 11: Well, first of all, I was like, you know, they

758
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 11: weren't talking that much, but when I would come over there,

759
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 11: I would I was very personable and we were I

760
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 11: was laughing with her and stuff, So, okay, we're kind

761
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 11: of establishing a little rapport. But when he went up

762
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 11: to go to the bathroom, like at the end, I

763
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 11: went up to her and I was like, is this

764
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 11: a first date, and she was kind of surprised when

765
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 11: she was like, yeah, actually it is. And I was like,

766
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 11: do you want to get.

767
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 17: Out of it?

768
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 5: Oh it's to the end, sir.

769
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 13: So yeah, But like I.

770
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 11: Didn't know if they were going you know, for all

771
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 11: I know, they were going to do something else. I

772
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 11: was trying to get.

773
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Netflix, and so you offered a step in and

774
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 3: save her.

775
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: How do you do that?

776
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 11: So I was like, give me your number and I'm

777
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 11: going to call you in like two minutes from the

778
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 11: back and just trust me.

779
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 13: So she did.

780
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 5: Okay, you got her number. So she did want out

781
00:36:59,160 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 5: of it?

782
00:36:59,680 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 17: She did?

783
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 11: Did?

784
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 14: She did?

785
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 11: I was right about that.

786
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 9: Now what happened?

787
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 13: So I called.

788
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 11: They were sitting there and like kind of getting ready

789
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 11: to pay the bill, and I called out like, this

790
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 11: is so and so from your aunt's assisted living facility.

791
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 11: There's an emergency with her. We need you to come

792
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 11: down here right away.

793
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 9: Volumes up and the guy can hear, right.

794
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 11: I made sure to tell her to put it on speaker.

795
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 5: Oh so he could here.

796
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 9: I got to take this. Hi, you're on speaker.

797
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: Wait, it's an emergency with my aunt. The whole restaurant. Yeah,

798
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: say that again.

799
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 5: Oh my god, did he buy it? Did he believe it?

800
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 14: Oh?

801
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was legit. She was out of there like

802
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 11: a like a minute later.

803
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 9: I would believed it, Yeah, but it's not.

804
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 5: I mean, like, at no point are you ever hitting

805
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 5: on her during.

806
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 11: This The thing is like I just kind of knew

807
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 11: there was a connection there from every interaction I had

808
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,479
Speaker 11: with her, like as a waiter, laughing like the guy

809
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 11: like in the bathroom and I'm like getting her number, Like,

810
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 11: it was definitely a vibe there.

811
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 3: Every time you went over to the table, one of

812
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 3: her buttons just happened to be undone buttons.

813
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I imagined him modeling to the table with his pants. Sorry.

814
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 3: Okay, so you got her out of that other date

815
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 3: with the other guy.

816
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: What's happened since then?

817
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 11: Well that's the thing. So we texted a little bit

818
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 11: later that night. She was like thank you so much,

819
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 11: and I was like, no problem. We kind of left

820
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 11: it like we were going to talk again, and I,

821
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 11: I don't know, it kind of cooled down like after that.

822
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 11: So I want to ramp it back up. I want

823
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 11: to get in test with her like and let her

824
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 11: know that I'm interested, which is what I was calling

825
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 11: you guys.

826
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, it's a nice thing that you did

827
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: to save this girl Henley from her bad date. But personally,

828
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm ever going to trust away

829
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 3: or ever again when I'm.

830
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: Out of the restaurant.

831
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 3: I mean, I just thought they were being nice to

832
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 3: me for tips, but really clearly they want more.

833
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 13: Well you never know.

834
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, that's a higher tip I think from.

835
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 2: Tell us your restaurant so we can make No one

836
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 2: don't even want it to work out with this, well,

837
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 2: at least give it a try.

838
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back, holler and try and get you

839
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: your second date update right after this.

840
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 11: All right, man, hold.

841
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: On second date update.

842
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 3: When you're at a restaurant, some waiters are kind of

843
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 3: checked out.

844
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: Never even come by to refill your water glass.

845
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 5: Sounds like a complaint right now, It's true.

846
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 3: Some are more attentive, and then some have a signature

847
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 3: move to steal your date.

848
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 9: Away from you.

849
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 5: They said very often. Yeah, they didn't say never.

850
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 1: That's what Lucas says. He quote doesn't do this often.

851
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,439
Speaker 10: Do you hear that?

852
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 3: World, I don't do my signature move very but it

853
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 3: is my signature. The old sick aunt in the rest

854
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 3: home trick. Yeah, yeah, and that's what he did. He

855
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 3: noticed a cute girl out on a bad date at

856
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: his restaurant, so when the guy got up to go

857
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 3: to the restroom, he swooped in and told her the

858
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 3: plan that was he was gonna call her from the

859
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 3: back and let her know that her sick aunt needs

860
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 3: her immediately.

861
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: Over at the assisted living facility.

862
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 3: Oh so it worked, and according to him, she was thankful.

863
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 3: But now this girl Henley is not answering his text

864
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:33,959
Speaker 3: asking for a date.

865
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 5: Do you think Derek is Derek?

866
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: Right, it's Lucas. But that's okay.

867
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 5: Remember one day, Lucas, I mean, do you think it

868
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 5: was like a maybe by comparison thing, like she was

869
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 5: flirting with you because by comparison to her crappy date,

870
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 5: you were awesome. But it's just reality, right, Like I mean,

871
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,240
Speaker 5: maybe if she gets on the phone with us, by comparison,

872
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 5: you're gonna look like an angel.

873
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 3: Again, what do you think, Lucas? Were you one step

874
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 3: above a crap sandwich?

875
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 15: Oh?

876
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 11: Man, I hope not. I thought we had a real connection, honestly,

877
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 11: talking about.

878
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,760
Speaker 9: The well, you know when you can feel a connection

879
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 9: with so.

880
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 5: I mean that was rude to me. That was rude, Lucas,

881
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 5: and I apologize.

882
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's all legit.

883
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 11: I mean, I know when someone's just like being friendly. Yeah,

884
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 11: you know what I mean.

885
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 3: You sense the real vibe going on whenever you were

886
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 3: over at the table with Henley. So let's see if

887
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 3: we can get that going for you one more time.

888
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 3: About to dial her number.

889
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: Hopefully, she answers, here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking

890
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 1: to speak with Henley.

891
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 16: That's me.

892
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 20: Oh, aren't you friend?

893
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 3: You're you're on the radio right now with a show

894
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 3: called Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

895
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 19: Actually, yeah, for real, real, she's excited.

896
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 3: Well, hopefully you're this excited when I tell you why

897
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 3: we're calling, because yeah, that's what I mean.

898
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: It kind of us to do with that.

899
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 3: We're doing a second date update. That's where we try

900
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 3: and help one of our listeners that has been on

901
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,919
Speaker 3: a date with somebody. But this is a little different

902
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 3: because you didn't necessarily go on a date with this guy.

903
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 3: He was your waiter the.

904
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 5: Other date, so there's no strict rules to our segment. Henley,

905
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 5: So do.

906
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 3: You know who I'm talking about? You were on a

907
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 3: date and like a waiter kind of helped you get

908
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 3: out of it.

909
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: His name was Lucas.

910
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,240
Speaker 16: Oh god, wait, oh God.

911
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 5: To the bad date you were on? Or oh God

912
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 5: to Lucas.

913
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 17: Is Lucas the waiter?

914
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 5: No? Yeah, I mean yes, Bro's okay.

915
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 3: She couldn't remember his actual name, so remember. But it's

916
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 3: kind of interesting that you don't remember his name either.

917
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 8: Because he should just changed.

918
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: Why this, Well, he said that you guys basically exchange

919
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 3: phone numbers, so I thought you would save his name

920
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 3: in the phone.

921
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: I guess you'd just be waiter, hero waiter.

922
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 13: I didn't save his number.

923
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you didn't have any intention of calling him back?

924
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 5: Is that why?

925
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 15: No?

926
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 19: Yeah, no, what I was on a date, but from what.

927
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 3: We heard, that date wasn't going very well, and that's

928
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 3: why Lucas felt like he had to that.

929
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: Well Lucas did, yeah.

930
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 5: And you said that he wanted out of the date.

931
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: That's why I agreed to like do the emergency call

932
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 1: with the ant right.

933
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, so.

934
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 19: He told you all that, wow, Okay, yeah, yeah, he.

935
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 5: Felt like he really rescued you from a bad date

936
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 5: by pretending to call from the nursing home.

937
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 19: Okay, I don't know how to say this, but the

938
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 19: whole point of that was so we could get away

939
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 19: from him.

940
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 5: Oh wait, why wouldn't to get away from the waiter

941
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 5: usually just pay and then leave.

942
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 19: No, we just we needed to get out. I guess

943
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 19: in the moment, I was like, Okay, if he thinks

944
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 19: I'm gonna call him later, but we're even now that like,

945
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 19: maybe I'll call him sometimes and that's fine. I just

946
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 19: want to leave now.

947
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: Why why did you want to get away from him?

948
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 19: Because he was annoying?

949
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 9: He was annoying?

950
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 5: Yes?

951
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 8: Was the whole thing a lie?

952
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 5: Were you on a first date?

953
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:17,959
Speaker 17: Yes?

954
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 5: Did you like the guy you were out with?

955
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 19: Yeah?

956
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:26,919
Speaker 12: Okay, guys like I knew she liked me, But so

957
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 12: Lucas thought you liked him, and that's where the lie is.

958
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 7: You did not.

959
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 5: It's not a lie. You didn't like him.

960
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 19: You hitting on me the whole night.

961
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 16: It wasn't even just me and my gay to notice.

962
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 18: They were literally someone at.

963
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 6: The other table.

964
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 19: Looking at us the whole time and like making eye

965
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 19: contact with me.

966
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 9: They were like sympathizing.

967
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 5: They were still in the cringe.

968
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 3: You don't think it's possible that it was just really

969
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 3: good customer service.

970
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 19: It kind of passed that after the first five seconds.

971
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 5: Why what did I say to make you think he

972
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 5: was did on you? In the first five seconds, he.

973
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 19: Was like just he came towards table way more than

974
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 19: he needed to.

975
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 13: Obviously, he came.

976
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 19: Every two minutes, and every single time he was just

977
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 19: looking at me, fully positioned, facing me, towards me at

978
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,720
Speaker 19: All's rude.

979
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, it is rude, exactly.

980
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 5: This is awkward.

981
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean, but you got to admit you

982
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 3: and Lucas had a little bit of a connection.

983
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 19: Going right, No, that's the whole point.

984
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 5: When did you hear that in her story?

985
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 16: The whole point.

986
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 3: When she gave him a number or the eye contact

987
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 3: just to get away something happening between you two, to

988
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 3: make him think that.

989
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 5: I think that's pretty common with men. I think that

990
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,240
Speaker 5: there's a connection.

991
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 1: Please stop hitting on me right now. I know you're

992
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: trying to. Let's just get Lucas on the phone, because

993
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: he's actual on the other line listening right now. One

994
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: actually actually.

995
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 16: Oh my god, than so much.

996
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 17: Thanks for that.

997
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: It's worse for him than you, And now I kind

998
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: of feel bad.

999
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 5: I feel bad, But.

1000
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: Lucas, are you there?

1001
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:20,959
Speaker 17: Yeah? Did you hear that I did?

1002
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 11: I just I mean, it was pretty obvious that I

1003
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 11: saved you Henley.

1004
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: Okay, no, why did you feel like you were saving her?

1005
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 11: I mean that was like a bad first date if

1006
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 11: I've ever seen one.

1007
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 5: So from his angle, doubling down is what we're going

1008
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 5: to do now, Lucas, you said.

1009
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 9: Your dad didn't look good. Were you having fun?

1010
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 3: Henley?

1011
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 8: Well, it's hard when the waiters serve two minutes.

1012
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 16: Yeah, seriously, it was just I was so uncomfortable.

1013
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 3: Well, as a waiter, I'm sure Lucas has seen like

1014
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 3: hundreds and hundreds of first dates happen in front of him,

1015
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 3: he said, out of all of them, yours stuck out

1016
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,720
Speaker 3: as a particularly bad one.

1017
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 13: That's convenient.

1018
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, don't to be embarrassed because you're on the radio

1019
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 11: right now.

1020
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 19: Oh my god, No, it's okay. That's not always happening.

1021
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 19: That is not what happened.

1022
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: I will prove it, Henley.

1023
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 3: If it was such a good date with this other guy,

1024
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 3: name five things that you liked about him off the

1025
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 3: top of your head.

1026
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 5: Go ahead, five. I can't even name five things about

1027
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 5: anybody in this room.

1028
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 1: Told you, I'm not that good.

1029
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 14: Of a date.

1030
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 19: He was cute, he was smart, he paid, he was polite,

1031
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 19: and he's not Lucas.

1032
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 6: Lucas couches counses too because she only got the four Well.

1033
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: Look at she remembered his name and no one in

1034
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: this room could do that.

1035
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 3: So the show is there must be a connection. We're

1036
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 3: building the rapport right now, we're still trying. This is

1037
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 3: the right time to ask the chemistry explode. I'm feeling

1038
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 3: the vibe happening over the phone lines right now. I

1039
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 3: would love, seriously, I would love to send you guys

1040
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 3: out on a second date that we would pay for.

1041
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 3: Sorry first date, Yeah, with a different waiter. You're dating

1042
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 3: Lucas this time.

1043
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 11: I thought we had such a strong connection and I

1044
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 11: definitely think you have a much better time if we

1045
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 11: went out.

1046
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: What would your sick aunt want you to do at

1047
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: the think about what she wants.

1048
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 6: At this point, we should just offer to send Henley

1049
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 6: out with her first original date.

1050
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 16: Yes, yes, I would love that.

1051
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 11: I wouldn't like it.

1052
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, well.

1053
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,720
Speaker 5: We know that's clear. You've made that very clear, Lucas.

1054
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So Henley, it's seeming like it's going to be

1055
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 3: a no there for Lucas.

1056
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, No, I think it's good to be specific here.

1057
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 11: Yes, whatever, dude, I hope your real Anne doesn't get sick.

1058
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 3: Passive sweet thing to say he doesn't want her to

1059
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:44,959
Speaker 3: get sick.

1060
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 1: That's really kind. Jeffrey in the morning.

1061
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 3: Oh, I know we didn't really have time to discuss this,

1062
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 3: but jose you were a waiter for a hot minute.

1063
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did you ever swoop in on a customer

1064
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 3: on somebody else's date while you were working?

1065
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 9: No, not on a date.

1066
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 2: I've had girls that would leave number or I would

1067
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: try to put a vibe out like you could tell

1068
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 2: somethings flirting, but never in a date.

1069
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 5: Well, you're still single, maybe it should have you know.

1070
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: That's right.

1071
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 3: You just hooked up with the subway employees in the

1072
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 3: meat freezer like a gentleman.

1073
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 9: A different thing.

1074
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I feel like that call was unfortunately

1075
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 3: doom before we even made it.

1076
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 5: I can't believe. Do you ever feel bad like? I

1077
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 5: know you're trying to do right by our listener who

1078
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 5: calls in for help, but at some point you got

1079
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 5: to give up.

1080
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 3: I don't feel anything, brook, but you know what I

1081
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 3: will feel, I'll feel for the listeners that email us

1082
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 3: in the next week or so. I promise I will

1083
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 3: feel for you and we will try our hardest to

1084
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 3: get you a second date. Update email us. We'll call

1085
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 3: that person who's not calling you back and go check

1086
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 3: out all of our second dates. We have them up

1087
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: on our podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get

1088
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 3: yours at Brook and Jefferies.

1089
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1090
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: This us in and I am not happy about it.

1091
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 7: Guys.

1092
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 3: It's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning. There's a high school

1093
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 3: in Oklahoma that's getting a lot of backlash after a

1094
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 3: video got out regarding their latest fundraising event.

1095
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 5: Oh well, it's like it's for a good cause.

1096
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 1: Before I tell you what they did, keep this in mind.

1097
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 3: The money they raised was for a business called Not

1098
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 3: Your Average Joe Coffee, which employs people with intellectual, developmental

1099
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 3: and physical disabilities.

1100
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: I heard about this great cause right.

1101
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 3: The fundraiser in question involves students grades nine through twelve

1102
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 3: licking peanut butter off of other students toes. Oh wow,

1103
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 3: And I just want to know what's so wrong with

1104
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 3: that America.

1105
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: All the students volunteered for it. None of them were

1106
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: forced to do this.

1107
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 3: They all got to raise their hand and choose to

1108
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 3: be a part of it or not. It's not like

1109
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 3: a teacher.

1110
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: Was licking it off of the students toes. This was

1111
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: a student on student action.

1112
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 5: I know, but it's just not the type of.

1113
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 3: Action that Brooke would have dreamed of when she was

1114
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 3: in high school.

1115
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: But the parents got all bent out of shape.

1116
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 3: Like I just watched my little braid and lick the

1117
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 3: toes of the varsity football captain. You know what, Braiden

1118
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 3: should be honored. Not everybody gets that opportunity.

1119
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 5: They raise money. It's like you donate for the ability

1120
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 5: to lick the peanut.

1121
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 6: Butter or it's like, oh, I think that Justin can

1122
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 6: like eight to Brook, if you.

1123
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 3: Want to sign up to participate, sign I'm sure you

1124
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 3: can fill out the survey. The best part of this, though,

1125
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 3: was they ended up raising one hundred and fifty two

1126
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 3: thousand dollars for this coffee shop.

1127
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 5: Oh cow, that is so much money.

1128
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: That is it's crazy.

1129
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 3: So Brook, think of your favorite charity right now, and

1130
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 3: you could raise that amount of money for them licking

1131
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 3: peanut butter off of Jose's toes right here?

1132
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 10: Would you do it for your favorite charity?

1133
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 5: Honestly, I would like anyone else's toes in the student

1134
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 5: I mean, Jose, I love you, but like.

1135
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 6: When you wear flip flops, like you haven't cut the

1136
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 6: toenails in a while.

1137
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 9: My hairs will keep the peanut butter.

1138
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 7: He's just.

1139
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 3: The book turns down the opportunity to give one hundred

1140
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 3: and fifty grand to charity out of pride.

1141
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 9: I was willing. If anyone's listening, oh wow, I.

1142
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 5: Don't think it's pride.

1143
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 6: I just think it's the ability to sleep again.

1144
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: What else will she turned down? Coming up in Laser Stories,

1145
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 1: we'll find out right after that.

1146
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that's excited to open up their

1147
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: first hotel. Unfortunately, it's grand opening is the same weekend

1148
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 3: as the annual Bedbug Convention, which happens right next door.

1149
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 9: Why do the bed bugs have to together?

1150
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 5: You're going to cancel my reservation.

1151
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: Just we'll have to see how that turns out.

1152
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 3: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

1153
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 3: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1154
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 3: we've got a laser and other pillow pass just don't.

1155
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of Lakewood, Colorado. The

1156
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 3: other day cops got a call about a burglary in

1157
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 3: progress around four in the morning. They received a tip

1158
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,760
Speaker 3: from a neighbor that the suspect was still inside a house,

1159
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 3: so with guns drawn, the officers made their way in scary,

1160
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 3: but they couldn't find him until they heard a sound,

1161
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 3: and when they opened the door to the bathroom, there

1162
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,479
Speaker 3: he was still sitting on the commode in the dark,

1163
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 3: with his pants around his name stop.

1164
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, like police.

1165
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: They actually leaped the picture of it online.

1166
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 5: And you know, the guy's like, I'm sorry. I always

1167
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 5: like to go at work. It's part of my routine.

1168
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 3: When deputies yelled put your hands up, the guy's response was, hey,

1169
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 3: I'm on.

1170
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: The cramper.

1171
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 5: Said put your pants up.

1172
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: Then he said, you're lucky. I barely made it.

1173
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 10: Oh wow, Not.

1174
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: Really sure what that's referring to.

1175
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,919
Speaker 9: I think he's more the lucky one there.

1176
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 3: So he's now facing second degree burglary charges. And even

1177
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 3: the cops had fun with it. When they posted the

1178
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 3: video up on Facebook, they titled it burglar caught in

1179
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 3: poopy situation.

1180
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 9: A burglar.

1181
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 3: His next laser stories out of Nebraska. If foreign governments

1182
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 3: want to infiltrate the United States and steal top secret information.

1183
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 3: They don't need hackers or double agents. Turns out all

1184
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 3: they need is a sexy dating profile.

1185
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it is.

1186
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 3: A sixty three year old Air Force lieutenant colonel named

1187
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 3: David Slater could not resist the attractive woman that he

1188
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 3: matched with on a dating app.

1189
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: We're dumb, just well.

1190
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 3: She claimed to be from Ukraine and referred to him

1191
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 3: in DMS as my.

1192
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 5: It's terrible.

1193
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 22: Also nice, super hunky secret agents.

1194
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:11,919
Speaker 5: You sound like grew.

1195
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,280
Speaker 1: It's got to be close.

1196
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 3: And she'd write him questions like, dear David, what he's

1197
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 3: shown on these screens in the spatial room where you work?

1198
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 5: Answer?

1199
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 3: It is very interesting, Please show it to me.

1200
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 7: She did.

1201
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 5: Tell me he saw through it.

1202
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, sweet David could not resist, and he answered all

1203
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 3: of her questions and even shared classified info about military

1204
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 3: targets in Russia and more info about the war in Ukraine.

1205
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 9: And that makes sense because she's Ukraine. She's probably asking

1206
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 9: him questions.

1207
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,800
Speaker 5: I know she's not real again, Jose, she's.

1208
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 10: Not a Ukrainian.

1209
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,800
Speaker 22: Where and when is nixt drone strike is a very

1210
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 22: common question on a Yeah, apparently he just wanted to

1211
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 22: make his Ukrainian girlfriend happy and thought her love language.

1212
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: Was military information.

1213
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 3: So he has been charged with sharing info from his

1214
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 3: top secret security clearance, and if convicted on all charges,

1215
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 3: he faces up to thirty years in prison and a

1216
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 3: fine of up to seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

1217
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 5: His girlfriend is not going to come visit.

1218
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 3: Him, surprising, his Ukrainian girlfriend has since ghosted him.

1219
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 9: Ah, and he gave the codes too.

1220
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 5: He's still saying, but I loved her.

1221
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 16: Yea for David.

1222
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Chile.

1223
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 3: Not too long ago, the original Star Wars trilogy aired

1224
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 3: on Chilean TV, and network executives found an interesting way

1225
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 3: to play the whole thing and avoid ever cutting to commercials.

1226
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: Who that's a so rare on TV?

1227
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 3: But their idea was to splice ads for Servesa Chrystal

1228
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 3: beer directly into the movie product.

1229
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 6: There is a saloon that they go in, and star

1230
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 6: water that it would be the smart way to do it.

1231
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: They went a different route.

1232
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 3: For instance, in the first film, A New Hope, when

1233
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 3: Obi Wan Kenobi is supposed to give Luke his father's lightsaber,

1234
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 3: he instead reaches into a cooler and pulls out an

1235
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 3: ice cold survey.

1236
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 6: No, if they just shared a couple more beers, and

1237
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 6: maybe they wouldn't have been at war.

1238
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 9: To begin with. Your blue light saving else is blue.

1239
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 9: With the rocket, he just pulls out a beer.

1240
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: Your dad wanted you to have this.

1241
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 3: Then in the Empire strikes back, when Yoda is training

1242
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 3: Luke to become a Jediahs reaches up into the branches

1243
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 3: of a tree and grabs a can of beer.

1244
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: With his mind, though with his hands he didn't use.

1245
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 3: The ready you need a cold one when you're trying

1246
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 3: intense Jedi tree. But maybe the most egregious that it

1247
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 3: happened in Return to the Jedi, when the Emperor uses

1248
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 3: the force to summon a cold one.

1249
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 9: Here it is brook.

1250
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: Only the evil person can summon a b.

1251
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 3: Supposedly, the ad agency that came up with the idea

1252
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 3: actually won an award for it, but Lucasfilms was not happening.

1253
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet like that's not gonna go over. Well,

1254
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 5: you can't re edit classics, like, yeah, come on.

1255
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 3: So they've been considering what to do about it. Will

1256
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 3: keep you updated on how that goes.

1257
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 5: I kind of hope they don't sue, because it's pretty funny.

1258
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 3: This next stories out of Stylin and Profile and HQ

1259
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 3: Beyonce Harry styles. That old guy from the dose Ecist

1260
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 3: commercials all people who are definitely.

1261
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: Cool, super cool, just buy the book. But do you

1262
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: think you fit into that category?

1263
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 14: Well?

1264
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 3: A recent publication pulled thirty five thousand America and asked,

1265
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 3: do you think you're cool? Oh?

1266
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 9: Aren't we like paid to not be cool?

1267
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 5: I've never been cool.

1268
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: Well, it turns out most people do think they're cool.

1269
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 3: Fifty three percent said they are definitely cool.

1270
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 9: I think I'm cool because I know I'm not cool.

1271
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 5: Alexis, do you think you're cool?

1272
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: No?

1273
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1274
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 14: Cool?

1275
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 5: Well you are awkward?

1276
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, she did just flip her hair when she says so,

1277
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. Men were a little more likely to

1278
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 3: say yes, And obviously age mattered to three quarters of

1279
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 3: Americans under thirty think they're absolutely cool, and even twenty

1280
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 3: eight percent of seniors would describe themselves as the cat's

1281
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,959
Speaker 3: pajamas and.

1282
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 5: I can get up, I will say. The older I've gotten,

1283
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 5: I feel the cooler I've gotten.

1284
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1285
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 7: Interesting.

1286
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 1: At least one person holds that opinion, and it's you.

1287
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 9: Yeah that matters.

1288
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 3: Well, what about this guy He's cool every single day, man,

1289
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 3: probably because he sleeps on the Doctor Shoal's jail, energizing

1290
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 3: comfort insoul.

1291
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 5: It's like technically cool.

1292
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: He didn't even buy it out.

1293
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 3: One of his booty calls left it in his stead.

1294
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 3: He's just doing the cool thing. That sound means Laser

1295
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 3: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

1296
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 3: do it again the same time on Friday, Brook.

1297
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1298
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 3: Sean is back and things are getting intense here because

1299
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 3: he is three and three against you all time, book

1300
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 3: three wins, three losses, making this Game seven of the

1301
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 3: World Series full count three on two out. Brooks up

1302
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 3: at the plate. She's got a margarita on one hand.

1303
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 3: Questionable if she's even got a bra on anymore, because

1304
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 3: she really relaxes during that seventh inning stretch.

1305
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 5: You don't even know what it's like to take that

1306
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 5: thing off.

1307
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 3: I bet taking the jockstrap off your eyes, Sean, it's happening.

1308
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 11: Oh man, I can't wait.

1309
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 5: I'm not scared of you, and I'm not scared of gravity.

1310
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 18: All right, more power to you.

1311
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 3: Should you feel the pressure of this moment in game seven,

1312
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 3: where your nerves.

1313
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: At that's about it too. Oh, I'm not nervous.

1314
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm actually three.

1315
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 5: Margarita's in my nerves.

1316
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1317
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 5: Wait, less than even that.

1318
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 3: It's questionable if she even makes it back into the

1319
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 3: studio after we send her out. But she is leaving,

1320
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 3: and you know the game works sewn. You got thirty

1321
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 3: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1322
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 3: know when, you could say pass. But you have to

1323
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 3: beat her outright if.

1324
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: You want to win? Are you ready?

1325
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 14: Oh?

1326
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1327
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 14: All right?

1328
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: Good luck?

1329
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Shaquille O'Neal celebrates a birthday today.

1330
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 3: Is he in his forties or fifties?

1331
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 16: Forties?

1332
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 3: Which facial component contains cones and rods? What city is

1333
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 3: home to the University of Oregon? So say again, what

1334
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 3: city is home to the University of Oregon? Who's won

1335
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 3: more Had of Me Awards for directing? Steven Spielberg, James

1336
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 3: Cameron or Clint Eastwood. What is the spear called that

1337
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 3: the Olympic athletes throw in track and field?

1338
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1339
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 3: What's the fattiest organ in the body?

1340
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 15: Uh?

1341
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,439
Speaker 14: Deliver good work.

1342
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 3: Sean Brook's gonna come back into the studio, and I

1343
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 3: see in my screener here that Sean apparently is planning

1344
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 3: a vacation to Vegas. It's been a couple of years, okay,

1345
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 3: And it says you're a poker player too, Sean. How

1346
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 3: much money do you bring down there to gamble? You

1347
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 3: don't have to be specific. Are we doing like a

1348
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 3: couple hundred? Or are you ready to mortgage the house?

1349
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 5: Oh? I was going to say the title.

1350
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 15: Of his time.

1351
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 11: It's a little bit more than you know.

1352
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: Hold on, okay, do.

1353
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 9: You play cash games or turning? You play cash games?

1354
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 5: You mean he loses cash cames.

1355
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 18: I lose at the bar.

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01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 5: Don't you get free drinks when you're playing poker?

1357
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 16: You do?

1358
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: But you know tipping?

1359
01:02:59,160 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 20: Okay.

1360
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 5: I don't think gonna make it the right choices in Vegas.

1361
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 1: I think getting kicked out.

1362
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 3: Ballads someone who makes only good decisions in Vegas's brooks.

1363
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

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01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:10,439
Speaker 7: Yes?

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01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 14: All right?

1366
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: Here we go.

1367
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Shaquille O'Neill celebrates a birthday today.

1368
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 3: Is he in his forties or fifties?

1369
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 5: Fifties?

1370
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 1: Which facial component contains cones.

1371
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 5: And rods your tongue?

1372
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 1: What city is home to the University of Oregon?

1373
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 5: University of Oregon is Eugene.

1374
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 3: Who's won more Academy Awards for directing Steven Spielberg or

1375
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 3: James Cameron or Clint Eastwood.

1376
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Spielberg.

1377
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 3: What is the spear called that Olympic athletes throw in

1378
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 3: track and field?

1379
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 5: Long rod.

1380
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 20: In the body.

1381
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 5: Fattiest organ in the body is gonna be your brain?

1382
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 3: Oh man, this was I can't even call it a

1383
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 3: strong performance either way.

1384
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: But let's go to the scoreboard with Shit's T shirt.

1385
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 9: You got to correct today.

1386
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's good enough. Well, just like

1387
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 2: your rating scale one two, you got to He called

1388
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 2: a shot right before the game.

1389
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,160
Speaker 1: I started, well done, Sean.

1390
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 6: I said, brain, because I thought they met fat with

1391
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 6: the pH you know.

1392
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oregan, all right, well Sean got too, and

1393
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 2: Brook whip your fat brain.

1394
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 9: You got three?

1395
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 3: Oh no, Sean, which yeah, takes game seven. Now the

1396
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 3: all time recor goes to three and four against Brook.

1397
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 3: But let's get these answers in. Shaquille O'Neal has a

1398
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 3: birthday today. He's in his fifties, turning fifty two. The

1399
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 3: facial component that has cones and rods, that's your eyes.

1400
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 15: Uh.

1401
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 3: The receptors in your retina. University of Oregon is.

1402
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:44,919
Speaker 1: Located in the city of Eugene.

1403
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 3: Clint Eastwood has won the most Academy Awards for directing

1404
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 3: four The other two are tied with three wins each.

1405
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 9: Spielberg and Camera to the most.

1406
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 3: The spear that Olympic athletes throwing track and field is

1407
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 3: called the javelin Brook and the fat house fattiest organ

1408
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 3: in the body is yes, the brain sixty fat.

1409
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 5: Up there, fat and fat exactly.

1410
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 1: So, Sean.

1411
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 3: Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brooke. Can't give you

1412
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 3: any money, but just for playing you do win a

1413
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 3: pair of Adam tickets to see the new movie Arthur

1414
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 3: the King, based on the true story of the team

1415
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 3: and the incredible dog at the Adventure Racing World Championships

1416
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 3: in the Dominican Republic. Arthur the King is in theaters Friday,

1417
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 3: March fifteenth, so you enjoy.

1418
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sean.

1419
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 5: Is it hard to keep a poker face when you're

1420
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 5: playing a game? Do you have any like tricks on

1421
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 5: how to do that?

1422
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 3: No? No, okay, if you're drink enough, nobody can tell

1423
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 3: what face you're making.

1424
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: You do you, Sean, Sean, thanks for being on with us.

1425
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 3: Again, Sean, we'll be back to do win Brooks Bucks

1426
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 3: same time tomorrow

1427
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning