Speaker 1: Why don't I hear anything?
Speaker 2: You're the one who has a whole control board in
Speaker 2: front of you. Hello, Hello, Hello, we can hear you.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're better now. How come I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: like when the screen's like this. I need to I
Speaker 1: want Danielle and you at the same time. Gallery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just see my name though. How come I can't
Speaker 1: see me? I want to see me.
Speaker 2: You have to click the video at the bottom. You
Speaker 2: have to click start video. Oh there you are.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, gen X are here, brand new with zoom thing.
Speaker 2: We've done this like three different times already, I.
Speaker 1: Know, and we do it every day on the show.
Speaker 1: So hold on, I have to play something to make
Speaker 1: it official.
Speaker 2: Is this is Serial Wheelers?
Speaker 1: Daniel You're not supposed to talk during the thing, because
Speaker 1: then you know, Hey, guys, Oh, hi, Scott, This welcome
Speaker 1: to Serial Killers this episode one eleven. I'm Scotty be
Speaker 1: over here. You could say it's something now, who are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, Hi, I'm Andrew. I'm in this panel over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and our special co host once again.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Danielle. I'm in this panel over here.
Speaker 1: Hi, Danielle by I'm here in the city Andrew Danielle
Speaker 1: both in New Jersey. Andrews he is still in the
Speaker 1: billiards room, and Danielle is in her kitchen today.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you see my natural hair color? Look?
Speaker 1: I can't even tell it all looks the same.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's Preston's hair color. How funny is
Speaker 3: that it's my youngest son's hair color. No, it's like
Speaker 3: a very light, light light brown, almost a dark blonde.
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: I do? I think you should let it grow out.
Speaker 2: I would like to see.
Speaker 3: It, but yeah, that's not happening.
Speaker 1: How long will that take?
Speaker 3: My hair grows pretty fast. Look how long it is already?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah for me, that's long, So I might I
Speaker 3: might let it grow, though I haven't decided.
Speaker 1: Andrew, your natural hair color showing through as well, thank you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need a haircut so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm waiting on one, all right. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: let it, let it go.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm in a hurry today because I have an
Speaker 1: interview with news Day Newspapers, So let's get going.
Speaker 2: God, what's that so important?
Speaker 1: Yes, they want to talk to me about how coupons
Speaker 1: and savings have are different now during the pandemic.
Speaker 2: I hate everything about what you just said. Let's just
Speaker 2: get to eating cereal. Why are you rubbing your temples?
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm I'm yeah, let's just go Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, today is Friday, and this is another completely listener
Speaker 1: supplied serial episode. So if you please take out baggies
Speaker 1: one through three.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we're gonna have time to do all three
Speaker 2: because you're so important and have an interview.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can just bang them out. It's okay, So
Speaker 1: I'll interview you know.
Speaker 2: What well, because if I had to do this, he
Speaker 2: would be like, oh my god, you completely have disrespected me.
Speaker 1: Well you did, I heard you? Did? You already delayed
Speaker 1: this episode by ten minutes, and I yelled at you.
Speaker 2: By the ways, I had a phone call for my job,
Speaker 2: which you completely just ignore every time and then make
Speaker 2: fun of me and send me text messages throughout the
Speaker 2: week saying what are you doing today? What did you do? Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: you sit in New York to go press a couple
Speaker 2: buttons for four hours? But have you chalked the pool
Speaker 2: cubes yet today? Yes? I did before so you could
Speaker 2: see him.
Speaker 1: Do you use the blue chalk cubes or what color
Speaker 1: is your chalk cabs are red?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You have all only the upper echellance uses red. It's
Speaker 1: very hard to get.
Speaker 2: Of course, I don't know where you got that from.
Speaker 3: Scotty. Can we talk about what we did today?
Speaker 1: What do we do today?
Speaker 2: Oh? Look, so I sent.
Speaker 3: Scotty a picture that was taken one year ago in
Speaker 3: a couple of days, and it's a picture of his
Speaker 3: belly and he was jiggling his belly. So he sent
Speaker 3: me a new picture of his actually much thinner belly,
Speaker 3: and he and he put little circles on it, he
Speaker 3: drew on it, and he sent me an updated picture
Speaker 3: of his naked belly.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean the one you sent me. I also
Speaker 1: had a face on it, but it was penned so
Speaker 1: you couldn't really see it. So that's why. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did it in sharpy today.
Speaker 3: Thank you much.
Speaker 1: All right, So, since Danielle technically you're the guest, would
Speaker 1: you like to do Cereal one, two or three? To start?
Speaker 3: Oh? I get you know what. I am going to
Speaker 3: go with Cereal two.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna go with two. This one probably looks
Speaker 1: a little familiar to you. This is actually a leftover
Speaker 1: from the last two episodes. This is a Millville knockoff
Speaker 1: from our listener Jamie, who sent them all to us.
Speaker 2: This is cocoa peanut butter puff. It looks not at
Speaker 2: all related to Reese's Peanut Butter No, not at all.
Speaker 1: So this is gonna be your good This is going
Speaker 1: to be your Reese's Puffs knockoff here. Now, my milk
Speaker 1: is on the verge of turning, so mine is still Yeah,
Speaker 1: mine's is May twenty third as well, but it's starting.
Speaker 3: To smell Oh mine too a little bit.
Speaker 1: I feel like that is not lasting as long nowadays.
Speaker 2: The organic wal milk that we bought from wherever this
Speaker 2: is from the Wellesley Farms doesn't expire until June twentieth.
Speaker 1: I believe those farms are located in Pennsylvania. Huh, very
Speaker 1: famous Wellesley Farms. All right, let's just let's bang this
Speaker 1: out here, ready, one, two, three. It tastes identical.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm a fan. This is a five bowl
Speaker 2: to me. Now.
Speaker 1: They taste very similar to the Millville Peanut butter and
Speaker 1: Jelly puffs because same company. They're just a little bit
Speaker 1: cocoa instead of jelly.
Speaker 2: I like them, Oh, I like them. Yeah, five bows
Speaker 2: because they taste identical to the recent peanut butter puffs.
Speaker 1: Four bowls because they're not completely identical, but they're close.
Speaker 1: So four balls over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to give it four bowls.
Speaker 2: I will say the toothpaste that I used before I
Speaker 2: started this, why would you do that? I you know,
Speaker 2: I did it, and then afterwards I said to myself, Wow,
Speaker 2: that was really stupid.
Speaker 3: Any minute, This just shows me that you just got
Speaker 3: up at a time eleven o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I was actually up look at his hair
Speaker 2: forty and then I just, you know, brush my teeth
Speaker 2: after I have breakfast, so you know, I walk around
Speaker 2: with some stak morning breath. And then I yeah, I.
Speaker 1: So what you got up super early so you could
Speaker 1: fix all the platform problems with this podcast? Is that
Speaker 1: what you were doing?
Speaker 2: Yes? I did that. I send the horoscopes, I send
Speaker 2: the National Day I also make sure that you send
Speaker 2: anybody needs anything. I'm up. So I'm up at five
Speaker 2: forty So hey, Scott, guess what what I go f yourself?
Speaker 1: I'm up at three p fifty, so you know you're
Speaker 1: very my god.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm up at three forty nine, so therefore I
Speaker 2: do so much more.
Speaker 1: Okay, Andrew, what uh? Which one would you like to
Speaker 1: do next?
Speaker 2: I think Newsday's calling. You should go on the phone
Speaker 2: with them.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Andrew, Andrew. Oh, look at Andrew on his phone?
Speaker 1: Can I take a picture? How do I take a picture? Quick?
Speaker 3: I don't know how it got so silent because one phone?
Speaker 1: You want to do that one?
Speaker 3: Red?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I don't know why it's red. That's weird. I don't
Speaker 2: know who sent us this one.
Speaker 1: My apologies because I took it out of the box
Speaker 1: or the envelope or whatever, and I didn't mark down
Speaker 1: who sent it. But this is another nature's path environ
Speaker 1: kids Cereal. We've done choco chimps, We've done leap and lemurs,
Speaker 1: and now it's time for cheetah chumps.
Speaker 2: Did I just say one thing about them? And this
Speaker 2: is the nastiest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: They're stuck together.
Speaker 2: Look at this clump.
Speaker 1: Ooh, you got a globule of cereal there?
Speaker 2: That's that's let me think one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 2: eight nine. There's ten pieces stuck together.
Speaker 1: Well, then that's a bunch of berries because this is
Speaker 1: berry blast organic Cheetah chumps cereal.
Speaker 2: This is Cheatah poop, not Cheetah chomps.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll find out. So they also, we haven't done
Speaker 1: yet Panda Puffs, Amazon Flakes, Gorilla Munch, Koala Crisp, Jungle Munch,
Speaker 1: and their newest turtle Splash, So those will be coming soon.
Speaker 3: When don't we do?
Speaker 1: We'll do panda poops pretty soon.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is the taste supposed to be? Because it's berries,
Speaker 2: it's berry.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's probably gonna taste like flowers.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No, the the Environ Kids series, they've been pretty good.
Speaker 1: The U leap at Levers was also, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Stop eating? Well?
Speaker 3: Yogurty smells nasty.
Speaker 1: Doesn't It smells like a fresh berry in what world?
Speaker 2: What fresh berries have you been smelling this world?
Speaker 1: Delicious? Driscles raspberry, it smells like No, it does not.
Speaker 2: You're on the Driscolls board. That's why you had to
Speaker 2: use dress. They don't pay me.
Speaker 3: By the way, do you know what I have to
Speaker 3: do after we use the bag? I have to write
Speaker 3: the word done on each bag so that my kids
Speaker 3: know that they can now eat out of this bag
Speaker 3: of cereal.
Speaker 2: Hey, Preston, because say I.
Speaker 3: Have so many bags of cereal that I don't want
Speaker 3: them to use, the ones that we haven't done yet,
Speaker 3: so that I still because I don't want us to
Speaker 3: be recording. And I go to get a bag of
Speaker 3: cereal we haven't done.
Speaker 1: And I always send you a little extra because I
Speaker 1: know you appreciate it, and it doesn't go to waste.
Speaker 1: Andrew just tosses it in the dumpster. Hi, here we go,
Speaker 1: wa cheetah chops.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have a special guest who's entering. Hold on,
Speaker 2: this is awful. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: No, I don't really like to use.
Speaker 3: No, this is awful.
Speaker 2: You don't mind them. Well, my tastes like the soup
Speaker 2: at the bottom of a garbage can. Oh, this does
Speaker 2: not taste like the bottom of a garbage It's like there.
Speaker 1: She is Diamond Hot Diamond.
Speaker 2: Diamond said she wanted to join Diamond.
Speaker 1: You can't eat any of this.
Speaker 3: The plan was for me to just pop in after
Speaker 3: you started.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold On, stop, stop stop.
Speaker 3: Millennial.
Speaker 1: No, it's Garrett. Garrett's interrupting a podcast even digitally, Diamond,
Speaker 1: I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: This sucks. I'm gonna have to edit this. I hate it.
Speaker 2: I love you, though, Well, I'm leaving anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, thank you for stopping. Bye. We love you.
Speaker 3: He hasn't changed, Diamond, aren't you glad? He hasn't changed
Speaker 3: a bit.
Speaker 1: I love you though, I love you.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 1: I have a great day.
Speaker 3: Love you, Diamond.
Speaker 2: I give this three bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, no, it tastes like pol piri or pot
Speaker 3: peiri or what.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a yogurt flavor.
Speaker 3: No it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a fruit like yogurt bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 3: I give it a spoon.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's rude. It tastes like yogurt.
Speaker 1: Andrew, the second you put it in your mouth, you
Speaker 1: said no, So it's rude that Daniel gave it a spoon.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. When you go
Speaker 2: back and edit this, I never said that.
Speaker 1: Yes you did, you said no.
Speaker 2: Okay, not say that, but nice try jam all right? Well, Jan, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's from the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't understand what that even means.
Speaker 2: This internet meme? Do you know what a meme is?
Speaker 2: Do I have to explain what a meme is to you?
Speaker 2: Do we really have to do this on a podcast
Speaker 2: about cereal. What's a meme? Yeah, exactly. Well, I enjoyed these.
Speaker 2: If you're going to send me the box, I would
Speaker 2: eat these.
Speaker 1: I will send you the box.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That'll be in your next creepy unmarked package.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I always look forward to.
Speaker 1: That, I know because I put a surprise inside everyone,
Speaker 1: just like a box of cracker Jack.
Speaker 3: Yes, you do all right.
Speaker 1: Bag number three. Let me tell you the backstory here.
Speaker 1: Andrew's top with the face. You're not You don't have
Speaker 1: to do anything yet. Just wait, I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you the story here. So, Danielle, this brand of cereal
Speaker 1: is from the UK oh okay. We were first made
Speaker 1: aware of this brand of cereal by the Jonas Brothers
Speaker 1: manager Greg because he told us that he loves Jordan's
Speaker 1: Country Crisp Strawberry cereal and he wanted to come on
Speaker 1: the show with us. So I did buy a box
Speaker 1: of it, and it's sitting in the cereal sack and
Speaker 1: we're awaiting Greg from the Jonas Brothers to come do
Speaker 1: it with us when we can when this is all over,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to do it over Zoom or Skyper.
Speaker 1: I just don't think it'd be the same. So in
Speaker 1: the meantime a listener Aphrodite sent it to us. Not
Speaker 1: that one, though, This one is Jordan's Country Crisp with
Speaker 1: flame raisins.
Speaker 2: Oh so those big.
Speaker 1: Giant raisins are flame raisins. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: difference is. There must be some crazy British thing, but.
Speaker 2: It's a flame raisins.
Speaker 1: They're big and plump, They're very big, the best raisins
Speaker 1: you can never have. Country Crisp also comes in fruit
Speaker 1: and nut, super berry raspberries, chunky nuts, crisp, honey and nut, crisp,
Speaker 1: chocolate and simply so maybe we'll get some more of
Speaker 1: those one of these days. And Jordan's also makes porridge,
Speaker 1: but port is not a cereal, so we'll never eat that,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Parridge, oatmeal, you name it.
Speaker 1: He's not doing it, Scotty's shaking it.
Speaker 3: You've got to shake your botts taking it.
Speaker 1: I mean it looks like a giant cashew nut in
Speaker 1: there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that I don't know what that
Speaker 1: chunk is.
Speaker 2: It does not look all that appetizing there.
Speaker 3: I said it like crackling oat bran, but a little
Speaker 3: bit lighter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look anything like crackling oat bran. Crackling oapran
Speaker 1: are giant squares.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this is going to be interesting. I just
Speaker 2: want to know what a flame and raisin.
Speaker 1: Is about to find out. Ready, here we go. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: Tastes like a raw oatmeal raisin cookie. Yes, right, very nutty, Andrew?
Speaker 2: What is that face?
Speaker 1: What's the matter, Andrew? It just tastes like a healthy,
Speaker 1: organic oatmeal raisin cookie.
Speaker 2: That's what I get clumpy instantly. It's like chewing cookie. Though.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's all I do. I give this
Speaker 2: one bowl, Gotti.
Speaker 3: I think that this is the size of raisins that
Speaker 3: should be in raisin brand.
Speaker 1: I agree with some sugar on it, that'd be perfect.
Speaker 1: How do you say three balls in British?
Speaker 3: Three bowls?
Speaker 1: Three balls here?
Speaker 2: I don't like this?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking, Danielle?
Speaker 3: I like it? Three bowls.
Speaker 1: It's good, good. I can't wait to do this.
Speaker 2: Three balls are ready? Don't you remember that? No? That
Speaker 2: was me? No, No, she did it too, she said
Speaker 2: it right before. And then you said what is that
Speaker 2: in British? And then I said it? Are you Okay, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know what's going on. I've had a headache all morning.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I don't miss that, I will say, your hypochondriac. Ways,
Speaker 2: I don't miss coming in and every day hearing about
Speaker 2: your new ailment of the week.
Speaker 1: I just have had a headache today, that's all. There's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh if I were there, it would be please no
Speaker 2: one talk to me, please, I can't focus. My brain
Speaker 2: hurts you guys.
Speaker 1: By the way, look I cleaned up.
Speaker 2: That's cleaning up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, organized, Look all the boxes are gone.
Speaker 2: How are all the boxes gone? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, the boxes that were on the handcloxes.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually have a place to sit when I come back.
Speaker 1: Well not really, because they're all under your desk now see.
Speaker 2: Oh oh thank you.
Speaker 3: How's your sash at home, Scottie. Are you do you
Speaker 3: still have a lot of supplies or are you running low?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure the newsday reporter will ask me that today,
Speaker 1: so I'll give you a sneak peek. I'm probably probably
Speaker 1: at about half capacity. I need to restock. But the
Speaker 1: problem is things really are not on sale any workers.
Speaker 1: Stores don't have to put things on sale because people
Speaker 1: are just buying everything I know.
Speaker 3: Do you know I had to I was so desperate
Speaker 3: for Lyesol. I went on eBay and I paid twenty
Speaker 3: dollars forak can of lysyl.
Speaker 2: That's just ridiculous. All can'tez Now.
Speaker 3: I need Clorox wipes. I have none left.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Do do do?
Speaker 3: Do one box of those Clorox wipes.
Speaker 1: I'll send it to you. Can you Yeah, in your
Speaker 1: next cereal package, I'll send you some Clorox wipes. You're welcome,
Speaker 1: Although I do find the lyeshol wipe are much better quality.
Speaker 1: The clarox ones kind of tear in half when you
Speaker 1: pull them out, and they're not quite as thick. But
Speaker 1: I'll send them to you.
Speaker 3: I'll take anyone life soole Clorox. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'm not picky, all right, no worries.
Speaker 1: And Andrew's just like me. I don't clean.
Speaker 2: Now it would be time for me to pull you
Speaker 2: and be like, oh, well, I didn't know this was
Speaker 2: the house cleaning show.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, so Andrew, you're gonna go back home soon,
Speaker 3: right to the city.
Speaker 2: Yep, Jersey City.
Speaker 3: Do you have enough supplies?
Speaker 2: Yes, I stucked up before I came home. So now
Speaker 2: it's just all sitting there.
Speaker 1: Are you concerned for the condition that your apartment will
Speaker 1: be in when you get there.
Speaker 2: I've gone back once or twice just to check up
Speaker 2: on it, just to quick like, oh, I do have
Speaker 2: an apartment and open the door, look around, flush the toilet.
Speaker 2: I haven't done that in two months.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna have big rings around the toilet, huge rings.
Speaker 2: Gosh. Yeah, Well, I have a cleaning lady coming the
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, No, you can't let people in your house.
Speaker 1: You need to clean it yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to. I've been cleaning mine myself. Oh
Speaker 3: it's fun, so much.
Speaker 2: Fun cleaning lady.
Speaker 1: A cleaning lady, I have a cleaning lady. Sounds so pretentious,
Speaker 1: it really does.
Speaker 3: But you know what, a lot of people have them nowadays.
Speaker 2: To be honest with them, we have them.
Speaker 3: It's not as.
Speaker 2: If we pay seventy bucks. You pay sixty bucks on
Speaker 2: like forty two boxes of groceries when you go to
Speaker 2: the store. I pay for every two weeks, three weeks
Speaker 2: for someone to come and just tidy up a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's not that pretentious, like you would say, Scott, it's
Speaker 2: more pretentious to buy everything that you buy and.
Speaker 3: A lot of places if you let them use your
Speaker 3: cleaning supplies, they will charge like seventy five dollars every
Speaker 3: two weeks to clean your apartment. It's not that bad.
Speaker 1: Well no, Well, I got to go because Governor Cuomo's
Speaker 1: a press conference is about to start and I never
Speaker 1: missed one.
Speaker 3: Ye watch it.
Speaker 2: So when you have you a big interview with Newsday,
Speaker 2: that's right, I got it.
Speaker 1: I got to wait for my phone ring. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for listening. This has been serial Killers where
Speaker 1: we think inside the box, right, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, that is the greatest tagline ever. I'm so
Speaker 2: happy you thought of it.
Speaker 3: Don't forget your social.
Speaker 1: Tell everyone, yes, please follow us serial Killers PC that
Speaker 1: is serial with a C, and like and subscribe to
Speaker 1: us wherever you listen to podcasts. Sometimes it's there and
Speaker 1: sometimes it's not, right Andrews, if.
Speaker 2: It's not there, you need to just send us a
Speaker 2: message and all be on it and all start yelling
Speaker 2: at people.
Speaker 1: That's funny because they do send us messages and I
Speaker 1: let you know and you're like, it should be there.
Speaker 1: I fix the RDS. What does that stand for r
Speaker 1: S s Oh, yeah, you need to go home. You
Speaker 1: know what r DS is. RDS is the little readout
Speaker 1: on your radio in the car that says the name
Speaker 1: of the song.
Speaker 2: That's cool, Scott, all.
Speaker 1: Right, we got to go. Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1: We'll see you on Monday. Have a great weekend, Danielle.
Speaker 1: I believe you're going to be back on Monday, so
Speaker 1: thank you very much for taking the time to hang
Speaker 1: out with us. You're the best. I love you, Love
Speaker 1: you too, you till then crunch.
Speaker 2: Wait, we have to do a screenshot too, Go chalk
Speaker 2: those sticks one, two, three, good Thanks Andy.
Speaker 1: Hey, ye bye guys, talking love you by, nice you
Speaker 1: by