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Speaker 1: Scotty.

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Speaker 2: It's a new year. Are you ready for one?

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Speaker 1: First story of twenty twenty one?

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Speaker 2: Meet CagA Tillo, the adorable log that ships gifts for children.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hi, Coga Tillo. Welcome to Bananas, I.

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Speaker 3: Says bad Jo world of his head.

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Speaker 1: Would you believe.

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Speaker 2: Your mind? Zillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you believe.

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Speaker 4: Bananas? Ready? Banana, banana, bananas, baby bananas, Banana.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to bananas. I am Kurt Brown, Oller.

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Speaker 1: I am banana boy number two, Scotti Landis and uh,

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Speaker 1: welcome back, a fresh year, a new start. I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to put twenty twenty. But I'm the only

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Speaker 1: person that didn't have a great twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: I know so rare that you would be excited for

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty to end. The only one which is exciting too,

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Speaker 2: is that we're not even we're talking to you from

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Speaker 2: the past. So we're talking to you from the bad

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Speaker 2: side of twenty twenty. You're listening to this in the

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Speaker 2: good side of twenty twenty one. How is it?

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so good so far? And I hope

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Speaker 1: all of our bananimals who love our original theme song

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Speaker 1: are and texted me and DM me saying that they

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Speaker 1: did not like our festive holiday version of our theme song.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're happy because now we're back to Kaihan's

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Speaker 1: original masterpiece and we're gonna we're gonna ride this out.

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Speaker 1: We might do Saint Patrick's Day one other than that,

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Speaker 1: stay in our laney.

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Speaker 2: Like the idea that people were upset about it, like

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Speaker 2: what what is this bullshit? Are you gonna have this

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Speaker 2: jingle bells shit all year round?

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Speaker 1: Yes? That was the best one. And then we and

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Speaker 1: to this young lady's credit, we we we squashed it

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Speaker 1: all very quickly. But the first one was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't like this at all. Go back to the other one.

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Speaker 1: I do not like this song. And I wrote back, Hey, sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's only gonna be on for two episodes. It's Christmas theme,

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Speaker 1: it's holiday theme. We were just trying to have a

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Speaker 1: little fun. And she goes, wait, it's holiday themed. That's

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Speaker 1: so fun. So we made it right in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: Also, guys, before we get into this story, because we're

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Speaker 2: gonna get right in. Yep, Bananas Live. Oh yeah, you

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Speaker 2: know we're doing We're doing a live show online from

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Speaker 2: your living room. You can come and join us. Go

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Speaker 2: to Bananaslive dot com the tickets. It's February sixth.

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Speaker 1: We already sold out of all the premiere tickets, so

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Speaker 1: thank you to all the bananimals that bought the ones

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Speaker 1: for the Q and A before and the pre drinking

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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. But we got just we can't

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Speaker 1: sell enough of these ten dollars general mission watch it

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Speaker 1: in your bathtub tickets.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you'll still be able to chat with us,

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Speaker 2: will still be a to see the chat while we're recording.

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Speaker 2: Uh so, it's still is going to be a really

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Speaker 2: good time. We have to still get on. We have

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Speaker 2: to decide when we're going to post all about what

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Speaker 1: Yeah, care, we'll do that a week before. I have

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Speaker 1: some ideas. Hit us with this log that it does

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Speaker 2: You know, this is I'm so this is so such

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Speaker 2: a crazy story. I'm thrilled that it came in. Copyhaste

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Speaker 2: sent this in of course, thank you, and this is

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Speaker 2: nice because it's a new year. We were trying to

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Speaker 2: lay off, butthole relates.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely laying off the hole, and we did.

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Speaker 2: We did laying off the butthole stories for five months,

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Speaker 2: probably six weeks. Nice, it's probably it's nice to start

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Speaker 2: that has it is so fascinating and rich. Really in traditions, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's history.

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Speaker 1: This is history in the making.

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Speaker 2: So this is the the the the title that I

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Speaker 2: Whoever wrote this title at Dangerous Minds does not know

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Speaker 2: how to write a title. This title should have been

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Speaker 2: Meet Kagatia, the adorable log that shits gifts for children,

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Speaker 2: but instead it's this. This article is titled turd related

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Speaker 2: Christmas Traditions of the Catalans.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is fucking fascinating. Now. I know it's the

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Speaker 2: new year, we're past Christmas and everything. Really we should

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Speaker 2: I gotta get it in. I can't wait until next

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Speaker 2: year for this. Yes, So, if you're not so familiar

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Speaker 2: I don't know much about it, but according to this

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to start reading here. Each December eighth,

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Speaker 2: on the feast of the Immaculate Conception, families in the

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Speaker 2: Catalonian region of Spain bring out the tea dal or

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Speaker 2: CagA teo, which means shitting log. The log is painted

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Speaker 2: with a smiling face and stands on two tiny stick legs. Scottie,

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Speaker 2: it's adorable. It is highly adorable. Got eyes painted on

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Speaker 2: post it on the Instagram every night until the twenty fourth.

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Speaker 2: As tradition dictates, the children are instructed to give the

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Speaker 2: children order it to defecate. The children beat the log

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Speaker 2: with sticks while singing the te ot to the Doll

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Speaker 2: song in order to make it shit presence normal parents.

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Speaker 2: The children's song to Cago Teo is absolutely adorable. I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to read you the Spanish. I'll just re

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Speaker 2: translation shiit log, shit nuggets, hazelnuts and mato cheese. If

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Speaker 2: you don't shit, well, I'll hit you with the stick

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Speaker 2: googling it. Found video of it, these children hitting, hitting

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Speaker 2: That's not where the shitting traditions of the Catalans ends.

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Speaker 2: More coaxing turds from Cogit is a wonderful Christmas custom,

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Speaker 2: And it's literally like a piece of shit boiled up

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Speaker 2: There's a there's there's Marilyn Monroe.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, the Pope. Yeah, the Pope.

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Speaker 2: And the fact that they're in the Nativity scene. They

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Speaker 1: The shit is the size of a normal human person.

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Speaker 1: They should make it a car driving around the city.

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Speaker 1: Get everybody pumped up. You can hit it with a

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Speaker 2: Laverne and Shirley and shitting on Christmas.

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Speaker 1: You gotta go take the family for Christmas. It's yeah, Barcelona, Valenza,

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Speaker 2: how much the world loved Obama, Like it's just so amazing.

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Speaker 2: They're just like, yeah, they finally got it right, don't

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Speaker 2: We're to name our American Barbaba's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, did you do? I We didn't have weird

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Speaker 1: We don't do Christmas Morning. We do Christmas Eve and

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Speaker 1: Thanks for a great twenty twenty everybody. We Kurt and

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Speaker 2: so thank you Tobecca James who wrote the article about

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Speaker 2: us who we don't know. Nope, just someone who listens

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Speaker 2: to the podcast. It's pretty exciting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. All right.

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Speaker 2: So this one was sent in by Mary Nicole. It's

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Speaker 2: from IFL Science, our favorite I fucking Love Science. Good

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Speaker 2: chance you've made out with a drowning victim from the eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Hundreds, Tell me about this?

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Speaker 2: Is just so there's so many twists and turns this, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: I probably haven't heard of the unknown woman of the

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Speaker 2: sin but there's a good chance you've kissed her directly

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Speaker 2: on the mouth in a matter of speaking. In the

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Speaker 2: late eighteen eighties, the body of a young woman was

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Speaker 2: discovered drowned in the River sin in Parents. Nobody knows

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Speaker 2: what happened to her. Is this written by someone? No,

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Speaker 2: it's just by the I fucking loves Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They don't really credit very much. They just kind of

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Speaker 1: get to the.

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Speaker 2: Point now nobody knows what happened to her, though at

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Speaker 2: the time it was speculated to be suicide. More importantly,

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Speaker 2: nobody knew who she was, so unlike today, when a

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Speaker 2: face might make the papers or be posted on the internet.

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Speaker 2: In eighteen eighty one, France. As a way of hopefully

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Speaker 2: finding an identification, officials would often take a corpse and

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Speaker 2: place it in the window of a chilled room for

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Speaker 2: people to gawk at it, like an item in the

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Speaker 2: window of Trader Joe's. Oh I don't know if people

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Speaker 2: gok into the windows of Trader Joe's, but okay, ye,

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Speaker 2: should anyone recognize your corpse, they could then say something

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Speaker 2: along the lines of, you know, they're making a joke here,

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Speaker 2: I'll take that one to go, like you would if

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Speaker 2: Trader Joe's had table service.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's why this is not credited. Metaphors doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 1: No, the only reason you go get Trader Jose is

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Speaker 1: you go, oh, look at that bread that's gonna get

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Speaker 1: moldy in seventy two hours.

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Speaker 2: The only time I've ever gotten food poisoning from like

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Speaker 2: a grocery store, meat from Trader Joe's estate.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Trader Joe anymore? Big?

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Speaker 2: Okay. So nobody claimed this woman, but it is now

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Speaker 2: is not known why, but this pathologist at the mortuary

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Speaker 2: decided to make a death mask of her, though the

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Speaker 2: popular story goes that he was so entranced by her

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Speaker 2: beauty that he couldn't help himself, which is a good

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Speaker 2: indicator that he probably shouldn't have been working in a mortuary.

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Speaker 2: That's their joke, and for whatever reason the cast was made,

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Speaker 2: it became bizarrely popular when it was taken out of

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Speaker 2: the mortuary and masks made from it went on general sale.

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Speaker 2: People apparently could not get enough with this good dead

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Speaker 2: girl's face. It was popular among artists and writers. Stories

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Speaker 2: were written around it. Everybody needed to have this again.

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Speaker 2: They make a joke like a Ferbie in the nineteen nineties,

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Speaker 2: except it was a corpse's face.

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Speaker 1: Okay, a woman has died. Let's lay off the jokes.

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Speaker 1: Ifl a woman is dead.

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Speaker 2: Her face endoored for decades when in the nineteen fifties

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Speaker 2: a toy manufacturer asmund S Lairdel used the model as

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Speaker 2: the face of a soft plastic doll named Anne. Now

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Speaker 2: this is where it takes even yet another turn, Scottie,

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Speaker 2: I'm ready as chance would have it. Lair Dell's own

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Speaker 2: son had nearly drowned when he was two years old.

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Speaker 2: When in the mid nineteen fifties, doctor Peter Saffer came

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Speaker 2: up with a method of resuscitation involving mouth's mouth and

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Speaker 2: chest compressions WHOA. He went to Lair Dahal for help

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Speaker 2: with how to teach it around the world. Larr Dahl

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Speaker 2: leaped at the chance, and together they worked on a

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Speaker 2: lifelikesh CPR doll that if you've ever done any kind

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Speaker 2: of first day training, you've probably pressed your lips again.

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Speaker 2: Whoas Anne? And it is based on that doll that

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Speaker 2: was Anne that Lardell created, whose face was this eighteen

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Speaker 2: eighties drowning victim.

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Speaker 1: Amazing, you've ever gone.

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Speaker 2: To a CPR class. You've put lips to this woman

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Speaker 2: who drowned in the eighteen eighties. Isn't that fucking crazy?

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Speaker 1: Great? I love that, I who knew love this story.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And also, you know, I once took I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you're taking CPR class. Right after Olive was born,

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Speaker 2: we took an infant CPR class.

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Speaker 1: Smart.

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Speaker 2: It's just like something you do when you're you know.

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Speaker 1: Scared of everything. You're nervous, nervous, your child's gonna die you.

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Speaker 1: You practiced everything.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, and so we go into this class. It's in

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Speaker 2: like the back of a store. Trader guy Joe at

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Speaker 2: the back of a trader. Joseph's a locker. It's a

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Speaker 2: meat locker. I got food poisoning after But uh so

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Speaker 2: this guy so like the for infant CPR, it's like

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Speaker 2: really fast, you know, it's like one like like beat

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Speaker 2: a second. So they have all the hand out, all

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Speaker 2: these like infant CPR hits, yes, our CPR dolls. But

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Speaker 2: then so after you do it like once or twice

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Speaker 2: and he's like teaching you the rhythm of it, he

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Speaker 2: then is like, but this is a this is like

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Speaker 2: a classroom situation. Okay, you're concentrating, you're ready. This is

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Speaker 2: not gonna be what it's like if you're ever in

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Speaker 2: a life or death situation. So then he's like, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna do it again, and I'm gonna make it real.

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Speaker 2: Now we're giving CPR to this little doll, and he's

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Speaker 2: flicking the lights on and offense, screaming at us like

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Speaker 2: what are you doing. I'm called the police. I'm calling

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Speaker 2: the police. Stop touching my daughter.

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Speaker 3: And he's, oh my god, Oh, it's already stressful to

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Speaker 3: do it because you're like because just like the act

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Speaker 3: of doing it makes you your brain kind of get

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Speaker 3: into like a panic you trying to save a life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then what do you just start screaming at us?

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Speaker 2: What it was like? We both started having panic attacks.

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Speaker 2: I guess you are so close to leaving at that point,

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Speaker 2: but we stuck with it. We're now infant infant CPR certified. Uh,

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Speaker 2: and I've forgotten it all.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, Well, well never mind. Yeah. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: I ever start choking when the great core ends we're

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Speaker 1: back in the restaurant, I insist you give me infant CPR.

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Speaker 1: I don't want the Heimlich I want to go out,

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Speaker 1: and then I want you to. I want Lauren to

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Speaker 1: walk over and start flicking the lights in whatever Mexican

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Speaker 1: restaurant we're in, and y'll stop touching my son and

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Speaker 1: you to give me the quickest fush wrap a CPR

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Speaker 1: you can remember or just just ballpark it. You'll look

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Speaker 1: like a DJ or something. Dude, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, is that crazy? Another one for us?

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Speaker 1: I do I tease this one at the I think

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Speaker 1: the end of the year one. You asked me for

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Speaker 1: one quick headline and I'm just gonna give it to

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Speaker 1: you again. Here we go. So this was sent in

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Speaker 1: by Jen underscore s underscore at Lamar Jen s Lamar.

563
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Speaker 1: Vatican launches investigation after Pope Francis's Instagram account likes a

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Speaker 1: Brazilian bikini butt model photo. This is so good. This

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Speaker 1: was this is so good. So this is from the

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Speaker 1: Catholic News Agency. The article, though, was written by Saba Chowdry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Saba, best in the biz. The Vatican has

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Speaker 1: launched an inquiry after Pope Francis's Instagram account so many

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Speaker 1: ban animals sent this to us liked a photo of

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Speaker 1: a Brazilian bikini model wearing clothes resembling a school uniform.

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Speaker 1: The like was reported by news outlets this month and

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Speaker 1: was unliked just a day later, Which is so funny,

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Speaker 1: the guilt of like, stop the bleeding. Maybe they will forget.

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Speaker 1: It's the Pope's official Instagram account, So of course it's

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Speaker 1: not the Pope, but it's more fun to think that

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Speaker 1: it is. But the report says that the Pope's various

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Speaker 1: social media channels are managed by a communications team of

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Speaker 1: employees one less employee I think these days, minus one,

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Speaker 1: and an internal inquiry is underway to determine how the

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Speaker 1: incident occurred. The model Natalia Gariboto, who has two point

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Speaker 1: four million Instagram followers, is reported to have joked, quote

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Speaker 1: at least I'm going to heaven end quote good for you.

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Speaker 1: That's great, Natalia joke for you. Miss Gariboto also offered

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Speaker 1: a papal quip of her own, saying, my mommy height.

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Speaker 1: My mom might hate my ass picks, but the Pope

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Speaker 1: be double tappin'. I mean, I'm starting to love this person.

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Speaker 1: The Brazilian models management and publicity firm Quait COO said

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Speaker 1: that the posting of the Instagram last week that the

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Speaker 1: company had quote received the Pope's official blessing. I mean,

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Speaker 1: now they're just getting carried away. But her website has

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Speaker 1: subscribers that have exclusive access to sexy content and follow

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Speaker 1: back on socials and signed Polaroid's Kurt for that, for

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Speaker 1: that that easter basket if you don't know what to

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Speaker 1: put in it. So neither the pope's verified account nor

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Speaker 1: the model's account follow each other. So this somebody was

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Speaker 1: just scrolling in Sola, big budded schoolgirl, Brazilian schoolgirl and said,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna get fired today.

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Speaker 2: But here's do you know what I'm feeling like?

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Speaker 1: I don't like this job that much.

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Speaker 2: Because if a person who is who has been hired

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Speaker 2: to run the Pope's Instagram account, you would assume understand

602
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 2: that if you like something, it's visible that it's you've liked.

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Speaker 2: I bet you that that person is switching in between

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Speaker 2: their personal account and the pope's account, and they happen

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Speaker 2: to be the Pope's account.

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Speaker 1: Still.

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Speaker 2: Also, it's weird too. It's like all these people who

608
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Speaker 2: like like booty Picks, It is such a strange choice.

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Speaker 2: You're just like, it's just it's just such a weird

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Speaker 2: thing to be, Like, I want to be on record

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Speaker 2: as liking this butt Yeah forever.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Internet, That's true. It's almost like so basic,

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Speaker 1: it's it's weird. Yeah, it's very strange. Ill, just the

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Speaker 1: last line of this story and then we'll start. We'll

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Speaker 1: riff doog. It is the official papal account as seven

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Speaker 1: point four million followers, which is not as many as

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Speaker 1: I would have guessed. Wouldn't you have guessed more?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Seven million? How many?

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Speaker 2: You know what Catholics are? Catholics are dying breeds, Cattie,

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Speaker 2: They're going. Yeah, the US say, unless they get unless

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Speaker 2: they let women. If they let the priests, and if

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Speaker 2: they let women be priests, I think it would change

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Speaker 2: the game for Catholics. But until then I think it's good.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Sometimes I would go to the South and

626
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Speaker 1: people would be like, well Christian, and I'd go, I'm

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Speaker 1: a I went to Catholic school, but I don't really

628
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Speaker 1: practice anything, and they go Catholic Catholic. They're like, Mary

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Speaker 1: is not going to get you into heaven. And that

630
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Speaker 1: was always the line. Mary is not going to get

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Speaker 1: you in heaven. The Saints aren't going to get you

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Speaker 1: into heaven. I'm like, okay, can I just please walk

633
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Speaker 1: away and drink a beer. I used to have a bit.

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Speaker 1: I used to have a bit. I have two.

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Speaker 2: I have one one like thing on I used to

636
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Speaker 2: say on stage, which is I was raised Catholic, which

637
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Speaker 2: is a fun way of saying I'm no longer Catholic.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so true? Oh man. Yeah.

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00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 2: And then also the Catholicism is like normal Christianity if

640
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Speaker 2: you mixed voodoo in. That is the one thing I

641
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Speaker 2: kind of like about it, Like all the saints and

642
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 2: stuff is so crazy. It feels like this is this

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Speaker 2: We're really making up stories, aren't we?

644
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: This, and then we get together and we do that low,

645
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: weird chant that you would assume druids did around Stonehenge

646
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Speaker 1: at some point where you go through him with him

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Speaker 1: and him and the unity of the Almighty Father for

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Speaker 1: and oh, we don't have to learn Latin anymore, thank you.

649
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 1: Cars are about to start flying. We have tesla's now.

650
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 2: I still took Latin. I took Latin. Took Latin for

651
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: four years in high school. I cannot say I cannot

652
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Speaker 2: read a single piece of Latin. He it was, it was.

653
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 2: It was taught by a brother. It was taught by

654
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Speaker 2: a brother who would not let you hold a pen

655
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: during class. If he saw you taking notes, he would

656
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: physically slap the pen out of your hand. Oh nice,

657
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: yell at you.

658
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: How religious he was.

659
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 2: He was so crazy. He was such a crazy person.

660
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 2: Brother John at CBA Christian Brothers Academy in Lincroft, New Jersey.

661
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: I love, yeah, who cares?

662
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, for four years I've fried to fucking take lunatic

663
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 2: lessons from that man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, it's crazy, but you're right, like just tapping

665
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: these things in, like the permanence and the algorithms and

666
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: everything that's grabbing you forever. When I was doing Misery Index,

667
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: I think I might have mentioned this on the show.

668
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: On this on the podcast we're currently doing, is that

669
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: the majority of new like breakups over social media were

670
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: for menmo, which we've definitely talked about a lot. But

671
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: it's also that people when Instagram always goes back and

672
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: forth on whether you can see who people like or not,

673
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh my god, it's a trail of

674
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: tears for these people when it's just like, Bud, what

675
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: are you doing? And you know, this was probably an

676
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: unpaid intern who's probably seventeen, and they're like, do you

677
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: know how to use an iPhone? He's like yes, and

678
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: they're like, great, do this for the Pope and he

679
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: probably just got a little carried away with it and

680
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: it happens, It happens.

681
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: Well, at least she's going to heaven.

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00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: Yep. Absolutely beautiful.

683
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: It absolutely another one's got man.

684
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to laugh.

685
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 2: This one. It's a little uplifting one. It's uplifting for

686
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Speaker 2: twenty twenty.

687
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: I have one at the end too. We're gonna start

688
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 1: this year off positive. Yeah for one.

689
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Speaker 2: This is sent into us by Shane Cleveland. Thank you Shane.

690
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: Al Right, Shane again.

691
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: Everybody please go follow us on The Bananas Podcast on Instagram, DMS,

692
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 2: your DMS, your weird strange news. Also, you can email

693
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 2: to us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

694
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 2: This is from c TV News. This is from Canada

695
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: again Canada. You know what. Someone just messaged the Banana

696
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 2: account on Instagram and said, I love here. I've never

697
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 2: heard two Americans say CBC so many times. I love

698
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 2: Canada so much Canadian noise.

699
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: If Dan and Miranda and Calgary are still together and

700
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: listening to this, the Bananas Podcast message, I hung out

701
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: with you in Costa Rica for three nights in a row. Dana,

702
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: Miranda and Calgary, Let's get back in touch.

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00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 2: Come on, Dana, Miranda, we love you all right. This

704
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: is This is from CTV News. Is written by Christy

705
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Speaker 2: Somos and Brooklyn news stater. Brooklyn a Canadian named Brooklyn.

706
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 2: That ok the title of a movie.

707
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: Now I've heard everything, all right.

708
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 2: This is from Toronto in July. Starts off said ends

709
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:25,959
Speaker 2: pretty great.

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00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: Scotti.

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00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 2: The then twenty four year old Justin Fernandez was walking

712
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: home from work when he was struck by a motorcycle.

713
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 2: Not good impact severed his right leg and sent him

714
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Speaker 2: to the hospital and subsequently a rehabilitation facility for months.

715
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 2: Oh boy, now he has a Christmas gift that would

716
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 2: make most people do a double take. The articulated bones

717
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 2: of his lost limb a testament to the struggles he

718
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 2: went through and a year unlike any other. Okay, this

719
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Speaker 2: was my closure basically, Fernandez told Cdvnews dot Ca in

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Speaker 2: a phone interview Thursday. This is how I wanted to grieve,

721
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 2: but make his dreamery. He took months of coordination, hundreds

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Speaker 2: of emails, dozens of phone calls, in just a little

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Speaker 2: bit of internet magic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: After his accident, Fernandez posted a message on an Internet

726
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 2: page dedicated to taxidermy and made a quip about having

727
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Speaker 2: his leg treated. Wow, and the prehistory a Natural History

728
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 2: Center in downtown Toronto answered, this is why Canadians are

729
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 2: better than most people. Yes, the PNHC routinely handles animal

730
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: skeletons for display purposes and also have a business doing

731
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 2: pet memorials, which often require putting the bones back together again.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: We didn't know him when the incident happened, but through

734
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: the process we've gotten to known each other quite well

735
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: and He's kind of become an adopted member of our

736
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Speaker 2: family here at the museum. Head director of the PNHC,

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Speaker 2: Ben Lovats told Ctvnews Dot Ca in a phone interview.

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Speaker 2: While some may have balked at the idea of Fernandez's requests,

739
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Speaker 2: Lovette and his team embraced his vision wholeheartedly.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: Everyone heals in their own way from a tragic incident,

742
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Speaker 2: and this incident was a hit and run that left

743
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Speaker 2: him almost bleeding to death at the side of the road.

744
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: So he was trying to find some way to have closure,

745
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 2: some way to feel kind of feel whole again. Yes,

746
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 2: it's a unique way to do so. Levat also provided

747
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 2: his services for free. Why because he's Canadian. Yes, all right,

748
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Speaker 2: we quote this is another thing.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: We actually had heard that he had reached out to

751
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 2: a taxidermy studio who quoted him fifteen thousand dollars. Oh,

752
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 2: come on now for a frame of reference, what fifteen

753
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 2: thousand dollars should get you in terms of bone preparation,

754
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 2: which is something I have always wondered.

755
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: Scott, you're a bone PRESI dog.

756
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars and I needed some bones prepared. He says,

757
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 2: I would charge that much to take an entire dead

758
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 2: whale off a beach, tear it down to bone, and

759
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 2: mount it up. Oh yeah, it was quite an outrageous

760
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 2: request for that much money. Also, it seems like this

761
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 2: guy has torn down an entire whale once and rebuilt

762
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 2: it from the bone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's bragging a little bit on that one. Me fifteen,

764
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: give me four hours in a blue whale. I'll give

765
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Speaker 1: you some bones. You can park your motor home in

766
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: it when we're done.

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00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: Oh, this is the best. So this goes on and

768
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 2: on and on and on and on apparently, but like

769
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 2: there's this roadblock after roadblock after roadblock. He has to

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Speaker 2: get custom waivers.

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Speaker 1: He's going to get released, you know, your own leg bones.

772
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you remember when we had Kristin on and

773
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 2: she couldn't get her teeth. When she lost her teeth,

774
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 2: they immediately become considered a quote unquote like cadaver and

775
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 2: they become a ward of the state. So like, you

776
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 2: can't get it back, you go all these waivers and

777
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 2: stuff to get it back.

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00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: Oh, the state's been making me mad for so long.

779
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 2: So yeah, so he finally got it. There's a picture

780
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: of it. I'll post it on the Instagram. It's fucking awesome.

781
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: That is cool story.

782
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 2: Let's start twenty twenty one just like this weirdo who

783
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 2: Taxidermy's whales.

784
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Speaker 1: Or if somebody is going through a harder time than

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00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: you and you can do them a solid and a favor,

786
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 1: let's just do some solids and let's start the year

787
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: doing solids and favors for people. It's not that hard

788
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 1: if you're good at this. And a kid gets hit

789
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: and loses his leg, yeah, let's let's not charge him

790
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: a whales ransom to get that leg cleaned. But I mean,

791
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: I see, I don't know, like this kind of goes

792
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: back to a bunch of earlier episodes when we talked

793
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: about like cremation ashes and those kind of things I

794
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 1: don't like. One time, when I was working in Atlanta,

795
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: I pulled up to some school and a kid that

796
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: greeted us. I was asking where a building was, and

797
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 1: he had four gnarly looking teeth on like a hemp necklace.

798
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh those years. He goes, yeah,

799
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: these are my wisdom teeth, and I thought that was

800
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: so weird. I was like, everything that comes out of

801
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: me is yours. The universe can have it.

802
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 2: It's forever, so strange that he was able to get them.

803
00:43:58,719 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: What state was it?

804
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: Georgia, baby bear, it is, yeah, it is. You do

805
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: whatever you want Georgia near Dalton.

806
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 2: I think, do whatever you want. But this is also

807
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 2: like everybody's been complaining. The twenty twenty was such a

808
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 2: hard year.

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00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: Yep.

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00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 2: It's like this guy had the hardest year of all

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00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: guits hard, and now he's got his own leg as

812
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 2: a bone. Man.

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00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: I love this guy. You know, I got it. You

814
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: just said something that I'm scrolling through the banana phone.

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00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: The banana phone's going guys for I think another six months,

816
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 1: and please, I love the calls. It's been so fun

817
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: getting calls from everybody. It's it keeps going. It's still average,

818
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 1: probably six to ten a day, and then I still

819
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: get great emails. I think we're gonna er voicemails. I'm

820
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: gonna I think we should play some of the better

821
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 1: voicemails going forward sometimes. Yes, so bananimals. If you call

822
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: and leave a voicemail, you don't want us to identify you,

823
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: we that's fine, let us know. But if you're cool

824
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: with it, we will maybe play some of these really

825
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 1: nice voicemails. But yeah, I got this text exchange and

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Speaker 1: a four year old niece was diagnosed with cancer in July,

827
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 1: which is tragic, and then she also got COVID and

828
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: everybody was really losing it. So I got that text

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00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: understandably on December twentieth, and it was so And she's

830
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: the cutest kid you've ever seen in your whole life.

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00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:31,479
Speaker 1: And the real miracle will be to survive COVID. And

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00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: then I got this little four year old girl. And

833
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: then I got the texts today, pictures of her hugging

834
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 1: and celebrating and holding them up to Kurt. She's COVID free,

835
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: she made it through. Yes, she's a survivor. She kicked

836
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: the VID to the curb. Oh it's so beautiful. But

837
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,720
Speaker 1: thank you for these. These are great stories and they

838
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 1: make me so happy. They made me so happy. Great kid,

839
00:45:55,960 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: absolutely great kid. So keep fighting, stay positive, get your

840
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: legs back. You want one more positive.

841
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 2: One for the road to send us home.

842
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: I got a great one. And this one's going to

843
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: tee up a word that Olive created so you'll know

844
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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Here's the title. This was sent

845
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Speaker 1: in by Mary mcirish name now we did not write

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00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: that name. This is one of our beloved been animals,

847
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: Mary mcirish name and written by Meredith Goldstein at The

848
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 1: Boston Globe, one of the best newspapers in Boston. One

849
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: of the best writers at the Globe is orbisculate, a

850
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: word the late Neil Kreeger's children want it to be.

851
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: I like this kind of thing. So in Boston, a

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00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: brother and sister are on a mission to honor their

853
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: late father. Hillary and Jonathan Kreeger lost their father, Neil

854
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: in April to Corona. He had kidney disease and we

855
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: were very worried about him. Hillary said he was a

856
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: scientist and entrepreneur. Neil remembered the Jamaica Plain native most

857
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: for his kindness and creativity, especially his ability to make

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00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: them smile with made up word. He was creative, and

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00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: he was whimsical. He saw little things in life, and

860
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: he saw the moments and opportunities for having fun and celebration.

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00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: And the word he created was called orbisculate. And we

862
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: got to make this a word. Curt So growing up,

863
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,919
Speaker 1: whenever an orange or a grapefruit, or sometimes a cherry

864
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Speaker 1: tomato would squirt out a little juice and hit me

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Speaker 1: in the face that orange was orbisculating on you. Hillary explained, Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah. Hillary said that she only found out

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Speaker 1: that orbisculate was not a real world when she lost

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Speaker 1: a bet to a friend. He had no idea he

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Speaker 1: was gonna cost me five dollars when he started our

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Speaker 1: introducing this word to our family vocabulary. So an auditor

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Speaker 1: of their father's memory. The family is dealing with the

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Speaker 1: loss during the pandemic, and the Kreakers have decided to

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Speaker 1: launch a campaign to try to get the word orbisculate

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Speaker 1: into the dickctionary. And I love this word. If something

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Speaker 1: sprays you in the eye from a citrus fruit or

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Speaker 1: something similar, it has orbisculated on you. If you start

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Speaker 1: using the word more. It's Inurban Dictionary. I checked as

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Speaker 1: soon as I saw this article, so my only dictionary

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Speaker 1: source is already using it. But they are also selling

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Speaker 1: orbisculating merchandise on their website. All the proceeds go to

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Speaker 1: Carson's Village, which is an organization that helps people deal

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Speaker 1: with the loss of a loved one. Very nice, uh,

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Speaker 1: And so yeah, these two great kids are trying Hillary

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Speaker 1: and Jonathan Krieger are trying to honor their father. So

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Speaker 1: if you want to go to the website, which I

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Speaker 1: can figure out and we'll put up on the on

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Speaker 1: our Instagram. I love orbisculate and I was drawn to

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Speaker 1: this because I'll have created such a wonderful word that

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Speaker 1: I want to add to the dictionary.

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Speaker 2: What word did she create? Scott?

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Speaker 1: When you're drinking and you and you have a.

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Speaker 2: Giggle left, yeah, you're grangle when you yeah, grangle. We

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00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 2: were like doing yeah, so she created this word grangle

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Speaker 2: because I was just like, this was like in the

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Speaker 2: beginning of the choir when it was like, all right,

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm her teacher, so where and I have

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Speaker 2: to teach her in addition to just taking care of her.

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Speaker 2: She got out these big pieces. This quickly went downhill

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Speaker 2: to just playing like how about we watch TV again

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Speaker 2: for a walk. But we were doing, uh, we were

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Speaker 2: doing automotopias because those are so fun to like say,

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Speaker 2: like crash and spark sparkle, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we.

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Speaker 2: Wrote out a whole bunch of automotopias like slam and splap,

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Speaker 2: and she was she like loved them. And then she

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Speaker 2: just came up to me and she was just like,

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Speaker 2: grangle that's when And that was like, what's a grangle

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Speaker 2: and she said, it's when you It's when you're like

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Speaker 2: drinking and then your throat like has a giggle, and

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Speaker 2: it's like that thing when you're like you swallow something

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Speaker 2: and then you hear go like right down your throat.

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Speaker 2: That's a grangle. And there's not really a word for that.

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Speaker 1: Nope. Grangle and orbisculate. Those are The Bananas Podcast is

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Speaker 1: going to push these words very hard. So if your

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Speaker 1: kids have that little giggle down their throat when they're drinking,

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Speaker 1: it's a grangle. And if you're cutting citrus, cutting that

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Speaker 1: big Pomangelo and it blows up in your face, you

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Speaker 1: got ebisculated. So sweet.

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