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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a Tuesday. Got a huge hour for you. We're going

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Speaker 1: to talk about the world to make Believe again, the

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Speaker 1: world make Believe so many people live in talk about

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Speaker 1: how the communist is so good at isolating their targets

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Speaker 1: and attacking specific things. They're really, really, really good at this,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know that we can emulate it, but

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Speaker 1: it's an effective strategy we certainly have to be aware of.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get to a bunch of emails. I'll probably

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Speaker 1: open up the phone lines in a while. Don't call yet,

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Speaker 1: nothing's open yet. I'll open those up until I get annoyed,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll close those again and we'll go back

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Speaker 1: to doing the regular show. Either way, we have a

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Speaker 1: huge hour to come here, a huge two hour. We're

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Speaker 1: still on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, did

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Speaker 1: you hear Fanny Willis? And let me clarify it. I

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Speaker 1: know her name is Fannie. I call her Fanny. Why

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Speaker 1: Why would I call her fanny? Because it's another name

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Speaker 1: for a butt and it makes me laugh. That's why.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm immature. I lack maturity. If you are here

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Speaker 1: for maturity of some kind, man, have you come to

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Speaker 1: the wrong place. Now. She had a bit of a

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Speaker 1: rough week last week, as it was revealed that she

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Speaker 1: paid her married lover six hundred thousand dollars of taxpayer money,

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Speaker 1: and then he took that taxpayer money and whisked her

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Speaker 1: off to vacation after vacation in places like Belize, in

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Speaker 1: la and otherwise. That was probably the second most embarrassing

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Speaker 1: part of the whole thing for Fanny willis. People who

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Speaker 1: watched and I'm certainly not judging anyone's appearance, noted how

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Speaker 1: poorly the dress she was wearing fit her. And look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even a fashion guy, and I could see

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Speaker 1: that's a really weird fit. Have you seen any of

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Speaker 1: the pictures. It was weird, it really, It was the

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Speaker 1: most unflattering thing in the world. And people did some

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Speaker 1: digging and found out she was wearing her dress backwards.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making it up. You can look it up.

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Speaker 1: The little zipper part that goes up to the top

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Speaker 1: of a woman's back of her neck. I know that

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Speaker 1: zipper part well because whenever I get within arm's reach

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Speaker 1: of my wife. I try to unzip hers and she

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Speaker 1: screams and yells at me. That part was actually in

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Speaker 1: the front, underneath her neck. So Fanny Willis had a

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Speaker 1: rough week. Now what would Fanny Willis do to try

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Speaker 1: to come back from that? Fanny Willis went to church

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Speaker 1: and used the scripture.

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Speaker 2: Scripture they keeps sending me, is no weapon formed against you?

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Speaker 1: Sheelle prosper.

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Speaker 2: I mean jo they hear me, though they did not

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Speaker 2: say the weapons will not form. And that's the part

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Speaker 2: I didn't hear until recently. Just because they won't prosper,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't mean that they won't form.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, who is this devil? Who is this Lucifer

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Speaker 1: calling me out for sleeping with a married guy and

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Speaker 1: spending six hundred grand and tax fair money on my vacation.

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Speaker 1: What devil would call me out for such a thing? Gosh,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get to a bunch of emails, Jesse right,

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Speaker 1: listen to the show. Every evening, I thought i'd share

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Speaker 1: what it's like to live in Denver with forty thousand illegals.

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Speaker 1: There's literally there's literally families on four corner intersections asking

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Speaker 1: for money. My neighborhood isn't safe anymore. I have anxiety

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Speaker 1: every time I go out to the grocery score the

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Speaker 1: grocery store because I'm bothered by panhandles. I received an

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Speaker 1: email from the Denver Rec Center. They're reducing hours because

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Speaker 1: of the league. I don't understand how immigrants whatever, they

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Speaker 1: took my membership money and now they're reducing hours. Hotels

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Speaker 1: are being used as immigrant housing, and yet I see

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Speaker 1: the immigrants video chatting on their phones standing by restaurants.

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Speaker 1: We are moving out of this place soon. I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to get out. I read this email because I'm

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Speaker 1: going to do a little Daddy Jesse thing here. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I want everyone to be safe, and we've talked about

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Speaker 1: this before on the show. There are little basic things

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Speaker 1: most basic things you can do is keep your phone

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Speaker 1: in your pocket when you're out and about I'm not

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Speaker 1: in my area. I'm in wyoming brother. Lady, they have

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Speaker 1: flooded this country with eight million illegals in the last

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Speaker 1: three years. Do you have any idea how many murderers

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Speaker 1: and rapists are in that group? Even if it's one percent,

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Speaker 1: and your eyes open. That's one. Two. This is more

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Speaker 1: specifically for the ladies. This obviously applies to men as well. Ladies,

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Speaker 1: you really need to start carrying a firearm with you

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Speaker 1: if you can do so legally. Make sure you always

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Speaker 1: stay legal. Don't go to the don't go to prison.

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Speaker 1: I know a lot of these crackpot places will send

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Speaker 1: you the prison for it, whether you have to get

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Speaker 1: a permit or not. Ladies, I know, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: speaking to the people who already own guns. I'm speaking

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Speaker 1: to people who've never had them, never been around them.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's you. Maybe they make you uncomfortable, and guns,

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Speaker 1: if you're unfamiliar with guns, that's what makes them scary.

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Speaker 1: I remember my wife was this way when we first

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Speaker 1: got married. I've always been around guns, That's how I

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Speaker 1: comfortable with them, comfortable shooting them. But what's the sin there.

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Speaker 1: It's just being unfamiliar with them makes them scary. If

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Speaker 1: you're unfamiliar with firearms, ladies, it is time to get

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Speaker 1: familiar now. That alone can be scary. I know it

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Speaker 1: can be. That can be very intimidating. Hear me out.

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Speaker 1: No matter where you are, whether it's Wyoming or the

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Speaker 1: heart of New York City, everywhere in between. I don't care, la.

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Speaker 1: Wherever you're listening to the sound of my voice. There

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Speaker 1: are gun ranges. Not only are the gun ranges, there

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Speaker 1: about it's rainy, it's hot. It's that there are indoor

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Speaker 1: instructors and instructors who have weapons. At these gun ranges,

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Speaker 1: all the gun owners already know all this, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not talking to you for the moment. I'm trying to hope, hopefully,

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Speaker 1: save someone's life. Here. Go down to a gun range.

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Speaker 1: Be very honest with them. You're going to be blown

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Speaker 1: gun safety class. Always begin there. You always want to

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Speaker 1: be safe, always safe, always safe, always safe. Start out

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Speaker 1: the range, trying out different weapons, different pistols, something you

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Speaker 1: can carry on your waistband. However, it depends on how

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Speaker 1: you dress. Different women dress different ways. It's not my

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Speaker 1: business how you dress. But the time is now to

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Speaker 1: start acquiring firearm knowledge. You need to carry something on you.

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Speaker 1: There are so many criminals that have come into this

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Speaker 1: country in just the last few years, and remember they're

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Speaker 1: not leaving. More and more are coming every single day.

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Speaker 1: There will be probably another million or two in twenty

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Speaker 1: I'm glad this email. I'm glad she's moving. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: they're getting out. But she mentioned being feeling unsafe out there,

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Speaker 1: having anxiety in the grocery store, in the parking lot ladies.

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Speaker 1: And I know what it's like. I watch my wife

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Speaker 1: juggle eight thousand things. She is the keeper of the

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Speaker 1: schedule that kids have soccer practice here, Jesse, can you

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Speaker 1: I know life is busy. I know it can get

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Speaker 1: scatterbrained and crazy when you're in places like grocery store

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Speaker 1: there are predators out there now, lots of them. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're just trying to scare me. You're right, I am.

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Speaker 1: I would be devastated if I got an email from

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Speaker 1: someone who listens to this show saying, Jesse, I was

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Speaker 1: It would gut me. Please begin acquiring firearm knowledge. And

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Speaker 1: They're smaller and they're weaker. Speaking of smaller and smaller

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of easy, let's talk about Nikki Hayley for a couple minutes,

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Speaker 1: and then you know, I'll probably actually take some calls.

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Speaker 1: Not this segment, Not this segment, next segment, maybe this

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Speaker 1: say all right, I'll take some next segment. Remember though,

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Speaker 1: before I even give out the number, you can email

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Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com love Hey,

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Speaker 1: death threats, and remember there are rules for the phones.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to be intimidated. I have people email

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Speaker 1: in and say I won't call because I'm intimidated. You

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Speaker 1: There's no small talk. I know that's human nature. Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you, hey, Jesse? I love the show, And

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Speaker 1: then the host always lamely says, hey, thanks for the call.

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Speaker 1: First time, long time, Oh gosh, everyone's dying. Just get

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Speaker 1: to the point. So it's not to restrict you, it's

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Speaker 1: to set you free. You don't have to be polite

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Speaker 1: to me if you're angry with me about something totally

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's try this, Darren.

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Speaker 1: you getting right to the point. We might not even

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Speaker 1: cut people off tonight. Chris eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: I'll give out the number again in a little bit

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Speaker 1: before I do that. Listen, I woke up this morning

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Speaker 1: and the wife was still asleep. She just kind of

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Speaker 1: tossed it and turning. But I was trying to get

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom quietly. And I get out of bed,

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Speaker 1: and I take my first step with my right foot,

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Speaker 1: and everything's good. And I'm trying to be super quiet

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Speaker 1: as I get over to my sweatpants, and i'd take

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Speaker 1: my step with my left foot and pop, because my

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Speaker 1: ankles are what they are now. Probably too many miles

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Speaker 1: in the Marines. Who knows too many miles on their feed.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's just hereditary aches and pains

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that happened to all of us. They

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Speaker 1: come for all of us eventually, and what we have

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Speaker 1: to avoid doing is what I am sorry to admit

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Speaker 1: I did for a very long time years. I would

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Speaker 1: just go grab and I beprofen. Let's be honest. I

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Speaker 1: would go grab three. I'm six eight two thirty. I

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Speaker 1: would not grab one. I'd grab three whenever the shoulder hurts,

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Speaker 1: Oh my neck is it? Never do that anymore the

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Speaker 1: more I learned about what that does to your liver. No,

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Speaker 1: you want relief from pain, muscle pain and back pain

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Speaker 1: and joint pain. Get some relief factor in your life.

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Speaker 1: You take it every day, and I don't need you

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Speaker 1: to take my word for it that it works. They

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Speaker 1: sell three week quick start kits talk about being able

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Speaker 1: to drop it's nineteen ninety five. You have aches and

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Speaker 1: pains in your life, you want relief, call them one

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Speaker 1: eight hundred the number four relief or relief Factor dot com.

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Speaker 1: You do not have to live like that, and you

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Speaker 1: don't have to wreck your liver to fix it. Go

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Speaker 1: try it. We'll be back with more. Hang on the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a Tuesday. If you've missed any part of the show,

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Speaker 1: you can catch the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify,

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Speaker 1: and iTunes. Let's keep rolling, Troy Colorado, Go.

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Speaker 10: Hi, Jesse. I agree with you about Nikki and crying.

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Speaker 10: I don't think any and that kind of leadership should

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Speaker 10: cry under any circumstance. If you can't control it, you

468
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Speaker 10: don't have the strength to do so. It's ruining our country.

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Speaker 10: You know, people cry about Oh I don't feel like

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Speaker 10: I'm a girl, Maybe I should be a boy.

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Speaker 7: Oh I wish I was a goat.

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Speaker 10: Because they have more time and more fun, And so

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Speaker 10: we do. We put our kids through sex changes without

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Speaker 10: notifying parents, and we ignore science for emotion and feelings,

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Speaker 10: and feelings will always lead you astray. We all need

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Speaker 10: to man up.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're not wrong, and this is what happens when

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Speaker 1: you as a society, when your men become soft. When

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Speaker 1: your men become soft, they get pushed around, they become losers.

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Speaker 1: The women have to take over because nature abhors a vacuum,

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Speaker 1: as the old saying goes, and soon you become a

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Speaker 1: country run by women and effeminate men. And now people

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Speaker 1: think this is why, This is why I'm so adamant

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Speaker 1: about not caring when I offend people. Your emotional state

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Speaker 1: is not an action item for me. My emotional state

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Speaker 1: is not an action item for you. Yet we have

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Speaker 1: gotten to a place in this country where people they

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Speaker 1: think it's currency, and in many cases it is. We

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Speaker 1: all know this is a big put on. This is

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Speaker 1: just that, this is a big act. But why do

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Speaker 1: the act? Why? What's the why behind this? Because it

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Speaker 1: works with Pete.

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Speaker 5: I wish Michael was here day, and I wish our children.

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Speaker 1: And I could see him tonight.

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Speaker 6: Oh we can't.

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Speaker 1: He's serving on the other Oh barf, give me a break.

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Speaker 1: Steve Colorado, go.

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Speaker 9: Jesse.

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Speaker 3: I agree. It was an act. One hundred percent. It

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Speaker 3: was an act, and it's I think it's on purpose,

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Speaker 3: intended to bait Trump into makeking fun of her or whatever.

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Speaker 3: He's already underwater with single female voters anyway, and all

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Speaker 3: he's got to do is make fun of her one time,

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Speaker 3: and he'll never get him back. So I think they've

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Speaker 3: been running that scam on him from the very beginning.

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Speaker 1: Uh, could you could be right? You could be right?

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Speaker 1: You know, like I, like I've said many times about Trump.

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Speaker 1: Trump is a junkyard dog. Longtime listeners to the show,

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Speaker 1: We'll know. It's just how I look at him. Trump

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Speaker 1: attacks everyone. Doesn't matter who you are. If you say

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Speaker 1: something that makes Trump mad, he will attack you. Doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter party man, woman, ever, he's very look he's not.

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Speaker 1: It's not as if he's prejudiced that way. You attack

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Speaker 1: Trump no matter who you are. You could be a child,

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Speaker 1: could you could be a special needs puppy and Trump

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Speaker 1: will attack you. Now there's benefits and not benefits to that.

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Speaker 1: You love the junkyard dog. When the junkyard dog eats

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Speaker 1: the robber who was breaking in to hurt your family,

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Speaker 1: you don't really care for the junkyard dog when he

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Speaker 1: tears the throat out of the mailman. And now you're

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Speaker 1: going to prison and you have to pay a massive fine.

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Speaker 1: That is what it is. And you can get baited

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Speaker 1: that way, right it is Martin, California.

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Speaker 8: Go.

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Speaker 7: Everybody best. One of the best places to go take

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Speaker 7: a break with clean restrooms is the car dealerships, especially

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Speaker 7: the higher end or newer dealerships with like Chevrolet and Toyota.

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Speaker 7: They have great restrooms.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, Martin dropping some knowledge. Now, I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to dog on him because that's actually a great suggestion.

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Speaker 1: I'm not dogging on him. But the problem with making

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Speaker 1: your nature's call and a car dealership is, well, I

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Speaker 1: shouldn't say. The problem what makes that worse than the

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Speaker 1: hotel is you're not getting in and out of a

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Speaker 1: car dealership without having to talk to somebody. Someone's going

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Speaker 1: to stop you, Hey, can we help you? Can we

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Speaker 1: do this? Good? Now, it's gonna be quick. What Chris, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can say you're just browsing. But what if it's

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Speaker 1: an ambitious salesman. I know when I was a salesman.

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Speaker 1: Remember I sold RBS right before I did this. If, buddy,

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Speaker 1: I'm not there for fun, I'm there to pay my bills.

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Speaker 1: I have a house wife, kids. You don't think for

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Speaker 1: a second. If it's my up, we called it ups.

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Speaker 1: Like the next the next random customer was an up.

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Speaker 1: If it's my up and so you're my turn, don't

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Speaker 1: think you're just gonna blow past me and head to

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Speaker 1: the restroom. I'll be standing right there at the restroom

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Speaker 1: on the way out, and I'll probably stop and ask you,

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Speaker 1: make you answer some questions on the way in. What

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Speaker 1: are you supposed to do if you're ground hogging? That's

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Speaker 1: that's the real benefit. What Chris, it's fine, what's your problem? Ben, Tampa, go.

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Speaker 3: Jesse.

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Speaker 11: I don't know if you remember me, but I was

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Speaker 11: at your book signing in Brandon. I brought about a

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Speaker 11: dozen books. Oh, I need to tell you that I

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Speaker 11: love the way you make names for other people, and

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Speaker 11: I think you should call communists con you must, Ben.

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Speaker 1: That's terrible, Bud, it's awful. Thank you for the books,

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Speaker 1: but that was terrible. Ray Raymond New Jersey, go.

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Speaker 9: Hey, say you disappearing Oracle.

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Speaker 11: I'd like to say, you know Nikki Haley, she's bought

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Speaker 11: and paid by the Koch brothers.

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Speaker 7: She's out there to destroy Trump, and she'll do a

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Speaker 7: third party if.

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Speaker 8: She has to.

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Speaker 1: Remember she now she may be out there to destroy Trump.

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Speaker 1: I don't think i'd rule that out, but she can't

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Speaker 1: run third party. She's not going to run third party?

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Speaker 1: All right? All right, now we have to discuss people

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Speaker 1: living in a world of make believe. And then I

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Speaker 1: will get back to these These have been awesome eight

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Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three These people.

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Speaker 1: There are many, many people in the country who are

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Speaker 1: so thoroughly indoctrinated that I'm not exactly sure how we

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Speaker 1: bring them out. Understand, we just have to move past

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Speaker 1: many of them and just accept that they're the enemy.

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Speaker 1: But how do you move past somebody who lives in

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Speaker 1: a world that is not real? I will give you

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Speaker 1: a great example next. I'm just kidding. It's fifty three

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Speaker 1: forty eight. Never mind, I messed up the clock. Joe Pennsylvania, go.

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Speaker 3: Hey, how you doing.

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Speaker 12: I have a right and I have a responsibility in

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Speaker 12: this country, and we don't say all right, the fathers

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Speaker 12: let the home slide. The mother's frustrated, the children are confused,

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Speaker 12: and we have an obligation to write this and when

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Speaker 12: we see a problem, we need to.

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Speaker 4: Act.

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Speaker 1: James Colorado, go.

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Speaker 9: So, Nancy Pelosi is Grandma Vodka, which is just brilliant.

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Speaker 9: Does that make so? Does that make Cocaine Mitch aka

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Speaker 9: the Turtle? Should we be calling him Grandpa Bourbon?

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't know that Cocaine Mitch story. That's

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Speaker 1: one of those things that I never got into at all. Oh, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you don't, Chris, you know what, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: go in. No, Chris, I'm not going to go into

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Speaker 1: the conspiracy theory on the air. Just look look it

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Speaker 1: up yourself. All right, look it up yourself. I didn't

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Speaker 1: realize that I did have a couple of minutes left.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to play something for you. This is Dolcease sloan,

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Speaker 1: don't say sloan. I want you to listen to this,

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Speaker 1: and don't. You don't necessarily have to feel animosity towards

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Speaker 1: this person. You can. When I heard it, I didn't

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Speaker 1: get angry. I felt bad. I think of all the

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Speaker 1: ways the people in this person's life cheated her.

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Speaker 13: If white people hat a cultural appropriation, then they shouldn't

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Speaker 13: have created music, because every form of music in America

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Speaker 13: was stolen from black people. Rock and roll, jazz, lose

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Speaker 13: contrary pop music. So if you have a problem of

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Speaker 13: culture appropriation, y'all created classical music. Y'all could have stuck

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Speaker 13: with that. Wrote a piano and in this concert. Do

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Speaker 13: you see what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: White people have stolen every form of music. Now, let's

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Speaker 1: just first of all address this all musicians, you can say,

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Speaker 1: steal build on past musicians, all of them. Do you

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Speaker 1: take what the guy did beforehand? You do some of that,

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Speaker 1: you put your own spin on it. It's something new.

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Speaker 1: All musicians of every color do that. But that's setting

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Speaker 1: that aside. How what chance does that human being have

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Speaker 1: at being happy? What chance do we have at bringing

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Speaker 1: that human being out of whatever twisted world she has

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Speaker 1: created for herself and other people created for her in

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Speaker 1: her mind? Owes me away? How so many people in

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Speaker 1: this country exist in that world, in a world that

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Speaker 1: is a complete fabrication. And I guess this is what

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Speaker 1: happens when when you allow your mortal enemies to educate

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Speaker 1: the next generation. I guess this is what happens. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna build on this again, and I swear it actually

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Speaker 1: is break time.

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Speaker 4: Hang on,