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Speaker 1: A city misconnections.

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Speaker 2: That was me staring There's.

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Speaker 1: Only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 1: One is it lens crafters behind that eye chart up

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Speaker 1: against the wall where I'm peeking through the letter Oh.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, stranger.

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Speaker 1: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 1: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 1: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one, titled

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Speaker 1: you boguarded My Heart, Now give it back. Man for

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Speaker 1: woman forty two roller rink says Normally I know just

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Speaker 1: about everybody who walks through those doors, but last night

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Speaker 1: when you dropped in, I was like, it's the freaky

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Speaker 1: deeky for our mama.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I know that is not even a lie.

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Speaker 3: I've been going to roller rink with my kids and

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Speaker 3: the adults are in it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they are there every.

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Speaker 2: Day, he says.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you may have seen me zoom past you, sunglasses on,

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Speaker 1: dirty mustache, skating backwards like a boss. I was the

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Speaker 1: funky dude in the tan sweatshirt that said let's get weird.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Fyi. My friends and fans know me by

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Speaker 1: the name Nuke Skywalker. I've been teaching classes at the

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Speaker 1: rink for over twenty five years now. Yeah, nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you, sweetie. Oh okay, Nuke wanted to find out

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Speaker 1: your story, but also didn't feel like being a grade

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Speaker 1: A cheese weasel either.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh it's too late, Nuke.

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Speaker 1: You started with your name, your cheese weasel. Although we

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Speaker 1: did connect at one point when you fell hard and

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Speaker 1: skid it across the floor.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it just goes.

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Speaker 1: To show anything can happen at the rink.

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Speaker 2: No, that's the slogan he's trying to get them to

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Speaker 2: pick up for years.

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Speaker 1: That's what Nuke always says. Anyway, we had a few

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Speaker 1: more pants glances and then you bounced. I mean you're

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Speaker 1: looking at their butt or.

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Speaker 2: Just like.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't overthink it. How about you let old Nuki

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Speaker 1: get to know you better see you behind the misspac

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Speaker 1: Man machine at Family Skate this Friday Ray Late Night Skate.

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Speaker 1: I'll be there slurpies on me. Oh right, I'll let

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Speaker 1: you pour them on my body the old Nuki dookie way.

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Speaker 1: That's from Nuke. Couldn't We'll figure that out. I'm gon

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Speaker 1: holy guy in the skating ring. This next misconnection is

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Speaker 1: titled fro Yo Faux Pas Woman for Man twenty seven

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Speaker 1: Frozen Yogurt shop west Side by the Park.

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Speaker 2: Are all these places I frequent? Right now? Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: know I'm like old people.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I met you getting froyo last night at

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Speaker 3: around seven. Okay, you're the skinny guy with bright blue

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Speaker 3: eyes and a sloppy beard. Okay, it looked like a

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Speaker 3: tuft of baby's hair coming out of your chin.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I smitten, she's the one.

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Speaker 3: At one point, we were both standing near the banana mango,

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Speaker 3: and before I could speak, I accidentally let out a

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Speaker 3: little toot. Oh. I know you heard it because I

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Speaker 3: was only six to eight inches away from you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's a bubble better than smell it. I guess

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Speaker 2: I want to apologize, but I froze like yogurt. Oh

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Speaker 2: quickly went over to the topping bar. I didn't know

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Speaker 2: what to do, so I just followed you there.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I tried to say something, but all I could muster

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Speaker 3: up was do.

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Speaker 2: You know where the bathroom is?

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Speaker 3: It's an emergency. I was so nervous.

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Speaker 2: I tooted again. I don't think you should be eating

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Speaker 2: yogret I think your stomach can't handle you.

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Speaker 3: Then went to the register to pay and I was

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Speaker 3: right behind you. I told the lady I would like

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Speaker 3: to pay for your bowl, and that's when you turned

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Speaker 3: to me and said, please let me leave. So I'm

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Speaker 3: really sorry about the double toot. I was just nervous,

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that was the only problem.

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Speaker 3: Was it the butter pecan. I had been in there

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Speaker 3: earlier that day your second round. Hope to see you

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Speaker 3: again at Froyo soon. Two spoons, one bowl.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna go. The doctor recommended no boles for you.

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Speaker 1: That's from nataliee. Nexpist connection is titled I sprayed you

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Speaker 1: man for woman four go through this parking lot. He says,

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Speaker 1: I saw you at the mall over the weekend. You

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Speaker 1: were the curvy brew net wearing a white dress with

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Speaker 1: blue fringy thingies on it. I was hanging out on

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Speaker 1: top of the parking garage dipping tobacco with my buddy

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Speaker 1: Jay Image don't even admit that ever. He says, you

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Speaker 1: were walking past us on the bottom floor. I tried

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Speaker 1: calling down to you, but you couldn't hear me. So

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Speaker 1: did the only thing I could think of to get

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Speaker 1: your attention. I spit on you. On the fourth try.

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Speaker 1: My spit hit you right in the back of the neck. Guy,

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Speaker 1: just like Cupid z Aro wetter and brown like stusting.

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Speaker 1: Sorry if it's stank like tobacco, but guy's gotta do

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Speaker 1: what a guy's gotta do when he sees a pretty.

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Speaker 3: Lady not have to do.

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Speaker 2: Though.

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Speaker 1: You were a little upset, yelling and screaming, but through

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Speaker 1: the anger I could tell you'd be a tiger in

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Speaker 1: the sack. So yeah, I understand I probably wouldn't want

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Speaker 1: to be spit on either, but hey, I did it

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Speaker 1: for all the right reasons you did. No, you ended

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Speaker 1: up giving me the finger and went towards mall security,

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Speaker 1: so I left before stuff went down. Did you see

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Speaker 1: this here? You see this message though, I really really

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Speaker 1: would like to get together with you and maybe you

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Speaker 1: can spin on me all.

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Speaker 3: Allow it to.

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Speaker 1: Bet he's already been banned from that Molly that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like, crap, I gotta get out of here. She's

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Speaker 1: going to the cops. And that's signed g Lay. Those

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Speaker 1: are your Craigslist misconnections. Excuse me, almost threw up right there.

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Speaker 1: That checks out the photo taps coming up right after

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Speaker 1: this