Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Buys, start dot uf, dot up. They're making noise
Speaker 1: data dot up Episode one. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
Speaker 1: yes on a Thursday. Yeah, we're doing it on time
Speaker 1: for change. You know, that was our original agreement to
Speaker 1: the listeners. What a novel idea Brody, Although yesterday we
Speaker 1: were getting text messages on the Big show yesterday on
Speaker 1: a Wednesday, I said, start up, start up, and I said,
Speaker 1: oh whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, now it's a Wednesday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want to start get crazy and they and
Speaker 1: they wrote back, can't wait. That's fine to prematurely start
Speaker 1: this car. You know what happened at that point. Start
Speaker 1: and start up on that. Then you want Tuesday podcast. No,
Speaker 1: if we prematurely start up the car and then you
Speaker 1: might blow our load quickly at some point if you
Speaker 1: go too earlier. Actually for the last week, we don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. Yeah. And then the people were
Speaker 1: accusing us of not releasing an episode. You're late from
Speaker 1: last we're doing them on Mondays. No, now you're four
Speaker 1: days later for the last week. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I will say this at this part of part of
Speaker 1: the year because I've been keeping track. We are pacing
Speaker 1: one episode ahead because we were supposed to take a
Speaker 1: break in April with the Big Show, but through COVID,
Speaker 1: we decided to work, so we never vacation weekcation. Well,
Speaker 1: we lost a vacation week at work, and we also
Speaker 1: lost a vacation week on the podcast, so we're a
Speaker 1: week ahead. We you owe us? Yeah, well here is
Speaker 1: I have a question then, for you, Scary Jones. We
Speaker 1: are all supposed to take that vacation week at some
Speaker 1: point whenever we want, between now and the end of
Speaker 1: the year, because we get vacation in December, so September
Speaker 1: is almost done, so sometime in October or November we
Speaker 1: get another week of a year. It was proposed a
Speaker 1: three week vacation. No, what was proposed is to take
Speaker 1: the first three days of Thanksgiving week for three of
Speaker 1: those days to give us an entire week off because
Speaker 1: then we get Thanksgiving hold on, and then tack the
Speaker 1: additional two days to the beginning of our Christmas break.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I'll tell you why. The
Speaker 1: additional two days for Christmas break isn't gonna seem any
Speaker 1: different to me, whether because whether it's seventeen days with
Speaker 1: the weekends counted in. When nineteen it's just a long
Speaker 1: Unless I go to Europe like you know, some major trip,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be our seventeen days, nineteen days. What
Speaker 1: We're not gonna feel it. If you tack it on
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving then you're losing a holiday weekend, right because
Speaker 1: that's like, oh wow, short week because you're work on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It's like a vacation anyway, but you're losing that week
Speaker 1: off special. It's definitely okay. Well, but by the way,
Speaker 1: we have not decided upon this yet. Elvis has not
Speaker 1: approved it yet. It's Bey's opinion yet. Bantied about in
Speaker 1: the room. Hold on, what do you think? I mean?
Speaker 1: I think, oh whoa, what did you just say? Bantied
Speaker 1: about band feed, bantied banti. It's bandied with a D.
Speaker 1: It's bandied like like band aid, but with an ee
Speaker 1: like bandied. It's b A and D. I E D.
Speaker 1: I thought it was bantied banty because banty means you know,
Speaker 1: like like banter, like you're banter, you're talking, you're bantering
Speaker 1: about banti. Bandied about a transitive verb to discuss lightly
Speaker 1: or bantering lee names of potential Okay, yeah, I discussed
Speaker 1: lightly bandy. All right, so we've been bandy. I learned
Speaker 1: to look. I was today years old when I learned
Speaker 1: the proper usage and proper punciation two day years old.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you every day is a learning a learning
Speaker 1: tool for you. Every day it's a learning experience for
Speaker 1: a learning tool. Let me tell you, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: Your final being fun with that? What are you eating?
Speaker 1: What are drinking? Um? What are you swallowing? I had
Speaker 1: hold on, uh, hold on, m hmm. Yeah, my daughter's
Speaker 1: texting me her lunch request. Oh I'm picking her up
Speaker 1: after the podcast. A little late for that, since it's
Speaker 1: told her the afternoon. It's two thirty in the afternoon
Speaker 1: when we're recording this, I know. I told her, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta hurry, all right. So, um, we we got
Speaker 1: a lot to talk about that we didn't get to
Speaker 1: last week. And I already see that half this list
Speaker 1: won't be done this week, of course not so UM.
Speaker 1: I did want to start with I think we should
Speaker 1: start with free ship for us, because we have so
Speaker 1: much of it and I just want to get it
Speaker 1: out of my way. You might just hit the jingle,
Speaker 1: hit the jingle of the the free ship for us.
Speaker 1: That's where you could send us stuff. Yeah, yeah, good boys,
Speaker 1: they to give the stuff pretty ship for us. Where
Speaker 1: were you, Brodie? Where were you on that one? I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for us? Oh my god, tempo tempo, I'll try again.
Speaker 1: Ship for us. I'm on it, man. I nailed that
Speaker 1: third one. Send your free ship to the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: Scary Jones, David Brodi David Brodie, Scary Jones, thirty two
Speaker 1: Avenue of the Americas at six Avenue, New York City,
Speaker 1: one zero zero one three. Uh. And it may get
Speaker 1: to us like Chris c who sent us um some stuff,
Speaker 1: he said us a handwritten note. Uh, when I was
Speaker 1: listening to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. That's the
Speaker 1: one we do with the big group of people that
Speaker 1: we all work with. I heard you had your wife stolen,
Speaker 1: and by that he means you and I, David Brodie,
Speaker 1: we had our wife stolen from a previous listener who
Speaker 1: sent Well, I thought I'd help you guys out, so
Speaker 1: I'll be the first guy to give you free Lysol wipes.
Speaker 1: Better lock these up. Thank you, Chris. Underscore see underscore.
Speaker 1: So so Chris, we do appreciate it. He sent us
Speaker 1: some wipes, you know, he sent us the lysol. Someone
Speaker 1: else sent us the clorox. So Brodie, I will have
Speaker 1: your bottles. Uh, next time you deted to see me.
Speaker 1: It's accruing in the corner. In this box of other
Speaker 1: things that you have still yet to pick up from
Speaker 1: my apartment, we're gonna add that also. Of all people, Brodie,
Speaker 1: we got a note. And I don't know how I
Speaker 1: feel about accepting this gift from from a recording artist.
Speaker 1: But um oh, Megan Trainer, yeah, the m Train. She
Speaker 1: sent us a box of goodies, she said, not just
Speaker 1: a box of goodies. It was one of the gates.
Speaker 1: It was a box of gradies. Well, it was a
Speaker 1: box of some of the It was first of all,
Speaker 1: it was the most It was the nicest wrapped thing
Speaker 1: I've gotten in a long time, beautifully read, uh perfectly.
Speaker 1: This was professionally Tiffany's blue box with the been but
Speaker 1: it was red, red, and silver, so it's Christmas colors.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you know, when you we tape
Speaker 1: a box, you just like folded, folded fold and puts
Speaker 1: the tape on it. I tried to open it nicely
Speaker 1: because it was such a pretty package with the white
Speaker 1: ribbon on it, the white and silver ribbon. But every fold,
Speaker 1: every little tuk had a little piece of tape, so
Speaker 1: that was perfect. Perfect. So she writes to us, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure some of the other members of our show
Speaker 1: got this to the big show. Making a Christmas album
Speaker 1: is a dream come true. I couldn't be more excited.
Speaker 1: I know it's only September has been hard, so let's
Speaker 1: start the celebrations early this year. Here are some treats
Speaker 1: to help you get in the spirit. Love m Train.
Speaker 1: That's Megan Trainer, she said, does what she said as
Speaker 1: a canister, a huge canister of hot coco, a Santa
Speaker 1: Claus hat. Hold on, it's not just hot coco, it's
Speaker 1: um hack mix. It's a peppermint hot coco. Yes, also
Speaker 1: a uh Santa hat. She's some candy canes, which some
Speaker 1: of them were broken. Sorry but it wasn't her mine
Speaker 1: warn't mine were broken? Yeah, mine were perfect. And uh,
Speaker 1: the most comfy Christmas socks. I mean, okay, everyone in
Speaker 1: my house is fighting over them now because they are
Speaker 1: fuzzy soft like Chanel Christmas socks. Right, Now keep in mind,
Speaker 1: none of us are Christmas people in the house, but
Speaker 1: who don't love some Christmas stuff? Right? So I opened
Speaker 1: the box and my youngest says, I want him. I'm
Speaker 1: claiming them. I said, you know, your mom's gonna want him.
Speaker 1: She loves fuzzy socks, big fan of the fuzzies. So
Speaker 1: and uh so then my wife comes home. I'll take those.
Speaker 1: So my wife and daughter are arguing over the fuzzy socks.
Speaker 1: The fuzzy socks are mine. Megan Trainer said to me,
Speaker 1: what are the Santa hat? Nobody's fighting over that. You
Speaker 1: know what I have to say. The wrapping paper was fantastic, right,
Speaker 1: the socks over the top comfortable. I'm imagining I put
Speaker 1: them on because I'm not gonna I can't keep them.
Speaker 1: Some of them houses going to take them. The Santa
Speaker 1: hat kind of cheap. Yeah, it wasn't your high grade
Speaker 1: Santa hat all right. Well, it wasn't like a Chanel
Speaker 1: or fluffy saw for you like that. Once it hang
Speaker 1: down like twelve fifteen inches, you know, they're really long
Speaker 1: ones with the ball on the end. Make all you
Speaker 1: dick jokes. Now, this was like shopping mall too dollar
Speaker 1: Santa hat, so I don't think she picked it out.
Speaker 1: The Megan the m train, I know, would have picked
Speaker 1: out a quality hat. Well, Brody, I want to add that.
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna try and settle something for your
Speaker 1: family here. I'm going to I'm going to gift you
Speaker 1: those socks. I'm my socks are sooux socks, socks how
Speaker 1: do you say socks in Spanish? Whatever? They are zapatos shoes, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so whatever. But what I'm what I'm getting at is
Speaker 1: now they can now of the four of them, it's
Speaker 1: either Chalsatinas. I think it's Calsatina's okay, And by the way,
Speaker 1: don't tweet us. I'm just reading it. Obviously we were
Speaker 1: found out by the time we finished, all right. So yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I one time right now, you know, in Brooklyn, I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, it's Cassadinas. So yeah, so so we're
Speaker 1: gonna give you these thought, Brodie, you can have mine
Speaker 1: because I'm not going to wear them, right, and then
Speaker 1: just the other two can fight over whatever. And if
Speaker 1: you want to, Santa Ha, I'll throw that in there
Speaker 1: as well. Oh really a little math with his sannah
Speaker 1: Ham all right, I'll keep it to myself. You throw
Speaker 1: in the cocoa. You don't celebrate Christmas anyway? Yeah, as
Speaker 1: a Jew, I celebrate free stuff your family with Santa hats.
Speaker 1: You guys are Jewish? Hold on, listen, yeah, Santa hats,
Speaker 1: Santa hats universal. Santa is not a religious figure. He's
Speaker 1: a holiday figure. Okay, who don't love a Santa? Had Christmas?
Speaker 1: Are you telling me? All Christmas carolers are are Christians?
Speaker 1: You don't think there's some Jews? Listen. Everyone knows this.
Speaker 1: And if you don't know it, now you know then
Speaker 1: it's everybody. A good percentage of Christmas songs written by Jews.
Speaker 1: This is very true. Boba striisand they sing Christmas and
Speaker 1: they all sing Christmas songs. Irving Berlin, look up, could
Speaker 1: you be anymore Jewish then? Irving Berlin? Look at the
Speaker 1: Christmas songs he's written. So if you think about it,
Speaker 1: I'm uh, your Christmas. I'm gonna I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: It's a Christmas miracle, all right. So if the tribe
Speaker 1: has spoken, trying like like Survivor, then the tribe has spoken,
Speaker 1: then uh, you know you need a little Christmas right
Speaker 1: this very minute. So even if you're Jewish or any
Speaker 1: other any other um religion. It's fine, listen, I'm happy,
Speaker 1: but people always get in their face for spreading our
Speaker 1: Christmas everywhere. You pagan holiday people, and that's a misinterpretation
Speaker 1: of what the gist. How many times have they tried
Speaker 1: to take the Christmas out of the holiday season because
Speaker 1: people were offended snowflakes. Snowflakes get offended. You know, there
Speaker 1: are snow flakes, but but it's not it's not by group.
Speaker 1: It's Jews love the Christmas. Okay, I feel like you're
Speaker 1: talking at both sides of your mouth now, But okay,
Speaker 1: I just said Jews love the Christmas. I love the
Speaker 1: Christmas accepting of it. We are accepting of the fact
Speaker 1: that when Christ was Jewish. I'm all about it. I
Speaker 1: get that. But I'm just saying the day off is
Speaker 1: a time when people are nice to each other. Who
Speaker 1: doesn't like that? Although we got a COVID Christmas coming up,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I just wanted to just
Speaker 1: make that. I want to throw that out there because
Speaker 1: for every you, there's ten of you. I'm just into
Speaker 1: a I don't want to get into a whole thing here,
Speaker 1: but I will say that The people that have a
Speaker 1: problem are the ones that feel left out. It's when
Speaker 1: it's look, it's when, and then we'll move on. It's
Speaker 1: only when you're in a group that only celebrates one holiday. Right,
Speaker 1: it's in a classroom where you're only celebrating what. Now
Speaker 1: obviously atheist don't want to celebrate a lot of some
Speaker 1: of them. Here's so there are religion in school and
Speaker 1: my view Lucas Okay, he's eight years old. I'm just
Speaker 1: watching what he did last year the year before, how
Speaker 1: there was so many limitations to his holiday season and
Speaker 1: they had it literally in school. In school they had
Speaker 1: to make pictures if snow flakes and trees but not
Speaker 1: but there were no Christmas. There was no and there
Speaker 1: was no I mean, frost thought. You understand the thought
Speaker 1: process there? Right? No, Okay, I'll give me the thought
Speaker 1: process again. I'm not expressing an opinion. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: the thought process. School a school and religion. There's supposed
Speaker 1: to be a separation between church and state, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: The problem is sometimes a majority, whatever the group is,
Speaker 1: don't remember that there are people not in that group.
Speaker 1: It's such a large group. You so everybody, what's a
Speaker 1: big deal everybody. Right, Okay, so if you're one of
Speaker 1: the five kids in your class that isn't Christian, let's
Speaker 1: say you're apt to get picked on or bullied. Oh
Speaker 1: you don't believe in what I believe in? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? So rather than alienate people or or right.
Speaker 1: So then then people were like, well, let's include everybody,
Speaker 1: let's do Hanukah, let's do Kwanza, let's do right. And
Speaker 1: then people like, oh, well, those aren't real holidays. Why
Speaker 1: do I my kids have to learn? And then the
Speaker 1: atheist so like, none of these are my holidays? Can
Speaker 1: we celebrate agnosticism. I'm just excited to hear that you
Speaker 1: are a fan of Christmas. I'm a fan of Christmas
Speaker 1: a lot more than people who celebrate Christmas are a
Speaker 1: fan of it. Other than you're taking my Christmas is
Speaker 1: not as much fun. I get it. Have my Santa hat. Then, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just that whole By the way, that whole thing
Speaker 1: I just said was just an excuse to make it
Speaker 1: sound like I was deserving of the free ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: now one of the free ship for us came in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is gonna. I would like to
Speaker 1: thank Richard callissimo. Uh Richard Underscore c O l O
Speaker 1: on on the Twitter. He sent me a picture of
Speaker 1: some Clox wipes and said, I have these out and
Speaker 1: about I'll send them to the studio in your name
Speaker 1: and you can share them with Scary if you feel
Speaker 1: so obligated. And I said, that's very kind of you. Um,
Speaker 1: but Scary you know, UH had them stolen from him
Speaker 1: the last time. He said, all right, great, then I'll
Speaker 1: just send them to you and you can have him
Speaker 1: sent to your house. So um he is uh, he
Speaker 1: is going to send a box to the studio directly
Speaker 1: to me, and then I will give you some of
Speaker 1: mine when I see you. All right, So I just
Speaker 1: wanted to thank I'm okay with that. Uh so, So
Speaker 1: this is going to solve your sock problem right here, Brodie.
Speaker 1: I have a third three kids and a wife. I
Speaker 1: need four. Oh no, no, we've got a lot. Uh Hey,
Speaker 1: Scary Brodie, Brodie, Scary. I hear your voices every day.
Speaker 1: It's so cool to be able to reach out and
Speaker 1: send you these. There's a few pairs for each of you,
Speaker 1: curated to what I thought you would like. Dogs For Brody,
Speaker 1: they're pictures of dogs. Cause of MUTSI mootsy. It says
Speaker 1: it's mud. Two dogs. Egg didn't mentioned Drew, No, No,
Speaker 1: Drew mentioned but cats for scary because you always seem
Speaker 1: to want one, or however you want to split these,
Speaker 1: They're all equally good references for your pattern. Looking forward
Speaker 1: to hearing what you think. Hopefully working together on the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast Custom Edition. Oh they want to sell
Speaker 1: these in our merch store. This is from Cody. Thanks
Speaker 1: for all the years of left laughter. I'll be in
Speaker 1: touch over d M S. So Cody sent Brodie, I
Speaker 1: should you not a sack full of socks? I got
Speaker 1: a sack of socks, Brodie, I have and these are
Speaker 1: good quality? To these are? Those are all brightly colored
Speaker 1: patterns of bears and cats and dogs. So it's one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: five six pairs is They're all wonderful. I wish I
Speaker 1: could skateboard. That's for me. Yes, there's this what is
Speaker 1: this one here? Remnant? I don't know remnant brewing, remnant
Speaker 1: brewing and the remnant remnant. I don't know remnant remnant
Speaker 1: and uh great, so oh can I tell a remnant story? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah and so yeah. So then basically he sent all
Speaker 1: these wonderful dog patterns and other drugs. Hey, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, Cody. Very nice free ship for us, right,
Speaker 1: I love that. By the way, Richard, uh Collissimo. I
Speaker 1: wrote to him, thank you. I just I just got
Speaker 1: the box at my house. Thank you so much, so
Speaker 1: generous of you. Let me know if I can send
Speaker 1: you a Brooklyn Boy's shirt when we get back from vacation.
Speaker 1: And he wrote back, that's okay, it's my pleasure. I
Speaker 1: enjoyed listening to the show in the podcast, didn't want
Speaker 1: to free shirt for him. I'm gonna send us. How
Speaker 1: great is that guy? Love you, rich It's next level awesome.
Speaker 1: So I was watching TikTok Yes scary. I watched TikTok
Speaker 1: so um a lot of I'm loving some of the
Speaker 1: political humor and whatnot. So yeah, okay, so folks, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you coming this two weeks ago. You know the
Speaker 1: for you page, right, Yes, well, it shows you stuff
Speaker 1: they think you'll like. So this video comes up of
Speaker 1: New York and the guy I should have gotten it
Speaker 1: for audio. Damn it, I because I didn't save it.
Speaker 1: And the guy let me see if I say it, man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at her now. So the guy says, uh,
Speaker 1: hitting New York treasures. Uh, this building was put up
Speaker 1: and there's a remnant of New York history underneath New
Speaker 1: York history. So I'm like remnant, the words remnant. So
Speaker 1: I go in the comments section because I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna just you know, mention that remnant
Speaker 1: is is two syllables, because I just annoyed me. I
Speaker 1: didn't you know I was. I was. I admitted I
Speaker 1: was grammar policing the guy. And every comment on the
Speaker 1: video was, hey, dude, that's real nice. The words remnant,
Speaker 1: two syllables. Everybody was ripping them for it, so I
Speaker 1: didn't have to. So I'm very proud of the TikTok
Speaker 1: community that stepped up. And so this guy was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's the big deal. So people are like, the big
Speaker 1: deal is you're distracting from the video because you're saying
Speaker 1: remnant and it's r E M N A N T
Speaker 1: A remnant. So you just reminder this was yesterday, So
Speaker 1: it's just a fin TikTok. Uh, nothing sure about that. Um,
Speaker 1: you did did you try the whop dance? Yet? No?
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the whop dance that's the car to
Speaker 1: be making this down. Yes, I'm I'm well aware of
Speaker 1: the wild I'm not doing the whop dance now, although
Speaker 1: I am getting some fun songs out of Uh we all, okay,
Speaker 1: whop in the song stands for wet s pussy. We
Speaker 1: can say that on this podcast. Well, well, a lot
Speaker 1: of people don't know it. Remember we remember, you know,
Speaker 1: they know we can say it. I was commenting whether
Speaker 1: we could say it or not. Of course we can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right so anyway, but so what songs are you getting
Speaker 1: out of it? What? W A P? Accron? Is it
Speaker 1: an acronym? Do A P? Could stand for a lot
Speaker 1: of things? Yeah, Like I love the radio station Z
Speaker 1: one New York. He did a um win a lot
Speaker 1: of pizza weekend. You like that? W A P? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So what songs are you doing? By the way? Uh
Speaker 1: so not what I'm doing. There's an artist called PEP Cocaine.
Speaker 1: Wait what p P? Not? Not the P E P
Speaker 1: E P P c O c ai n E cocaine
Speaker 1: one word and all of her ship is like it
Speaker 1: sounds like a little girl singing, but it's the most
Speaker 1: vile lyrics, the most vile uh sexual lyrics. But it
Speaker 1: sounds like a brady little girl singing uh and that
Speaker 1: catchy as ship. She's got three or four of them.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she has full songs is. I
Speaker 1: think they're just like fifteen second clips and she's recording.
Speaker 1: She has one a couple of songs on YouTube, but
Speaker 1: some of them are just like addictive. We could never
Speaker 1: play them on the radio. They're just they make Nicki
Speaker 1: Minaj and Cardi B look like church girls choir singers,
Speaker 1: but they're catching and ship. Let me see, I can
Speaker 1: pull one up while we're while we're talking, hold on,
Speaker 1: and we could play it because now we can't play
Speaker 1: too much of it? Why not there are because there's
Speaker 1: this songwright, hold on, let me see if I can
Speaker 1: find one sounds Oh, here we go. Let's see if
Speaker 1: this were just like a girl tell us that it's
Speaker 1: like get what I want? Didn't wink? I got that good?
Speaker 1: Because you know? Okay, no does she that's her original
Speaker 1: soundtrack that she's putting on there, and she lives sinking
Speaker 1: to this and doing dances. Everybody is singing and lip
Speaker 1: sinking to her, right right, right right, She's the sound,
Speaker 1: She's the sound. She's the original audio so what is
Speaker 1: she as an artist when you look her up on Google?
Speaker 1: Or she's a young girl older than she sounds um
Speaker 1: and but all her ship is vile of the That's
Speaker 1: what's out there, man. I mean I've heard worse than that,
Speaker 1: have you? Yeah? Have you heard tap In by Saweetie
Speaker 1: the new song of course tap in tapping of course
Speaker 1: Ta ta ta Yeah? Yeah, google that one. Look at
Speaker 1: the lyrics. Ch okay, okay, okay, for the record, hold on,
Speaker 1: they're almost all censored. That one wasn't censored, not like
Speaker 1: the N word. And I don't want to promote, but
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but like that's in like
Speaker 1: every song as Charlie Damilia has. Charlie Damilio, the sixteen
Speaker 1: year old rock star of TikTok, been doing dances to
Speaker 1: songs like that. Yes, here's my new favorite song and
Speaker 1: dance craze which I'm trying to get the morning show
Speaker 1: to do. And that little pains just me and my man. Okay,
Speaker 1: you have to see everybody doing that dance. It's the
Speaker 1: easiest dance, but the dopeyest. It's called a whole lot
Speaker 1: of choppers c h O P P A S. My
Speaker 1: Sada Baby, s A d A. We're gonna be playing
Speaker 1: on the radio. I guarantee this is gonna be a hit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it will be. Um. People don't realize this, but these days,
Speaker 1: uh in like Top forty radio. And you know, if
Speaker 1: you listen to us on one of one of those
Speaker 1: top forty radio stations that we do our show on, uh,
Speaker 1: the playlist is at least I want to say, if
Speaker 1: not more song that were born in at a TikTok.
Speaker 1: You're not song Roses, you know, the one that you
Speaker 1: hate hate it? Yeah? No, actually I think I think
Speaker 1: I still have it here this song right here, This
Speaker 1: song was born on TikTok along with Savage Love by
Speaker 1: Jason Deruloh you know it's Savage Loved with no music.
Speaker 1: So there's a kid named Josh. His name is Josh
Speaker 1: six five. It's called the Lazic Something Beats, the Lazy
Speaker 1: Something Beat. Anyway, he made that, put that on TikTok.
Speaker 1: It went crazy in the spring or in this it
Speaker 1: was an easy dance all over TikTok. Jason Derulo said,
Speaker 1: I need a hit right now. He wrote lyrics to
Speaker 1: the song, and now the song is billed as Savage
Speaker 1: love Josh six five slash Jason Derulo because he came afterwards.
Speaker 1: But isn't that brilliant if you think about a prote
Speaker 1: Oh I'm salutely this is the song was already well
Speaker 1: known song here that that that that was originally on Roses.
Speaker 1: That's not the Jason Drula song that was Roses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was finding it what I was telling about Savage Loves.
Speaker 1: But you know, you know coffee for your head, the
Speaker 1: one that made into a Duncan Duncan commercially. Now I
Speaker 1: know another one. I make a cup of coffee like that.
Speaker 1: Let's put it this way. Most of the music you're
Speaker 1: hearing right now really started on TikTok. I mean the
Speaker 1: box by Roddy Rich and you know, yeah anyway, Pepe
Speaker 1: cocaine would never be on the radio. Uh look, I
Speaker 1: gotta pull the curtain back on a TikTok scam that
Speaker 1: I think we should be doing. I think we should
Speaker 1: be in on this. And I don't know who he's
Speaker 1: doing this scam, bony bony Okay, So you know again,
Speaker 1: so TikTok has the the your favorites, right, the people
Speaker 1: you like to follow, the following or the four you
Speaker 1: when you when you sign all you have the you
Speaker 1: have two columns to choose from. Yeah, but if you
Speaker 1: stick with the four you, it sends you stuff you
Speaker 1: might like. So I like to to sometimes uh favorite
Speaker 1: songs that I like, like the PP cocaine songs, because
Speaker 1: I want to use them for the podcast. Or or
Speaker 1: sent him to Elvis. Um, what's that? That the country
Speaker 1: one that I sent him? It's um, I don't even
Speaker 1: know that crap? Uh ship country and I'm turned off.
Speaker 1: It's not country, I'm kidding, sent him. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's hold on I sent it to It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter or does no? No, I want to get the
Speaker 1: name of the song, your new favorite song? Oh song
Speaker 1: gaining traction? Here we go. You sound exasperated, You sound defeated, Bertie,
Speaker 1: Oh mood mood golden. Oh dude, it's already in power rotation.
Speaker 1: It's already yes. But a month and a half off ago,
Speaker 1: I sent it to the Elvis and the guys on
Speaker 1: the show, and I said, this song is blowing up.
Speaker 1: In fact, we started our show with that the Big
Speaker 1: Show today. Why are you always in a mood? Yeah? So, anyway,
Speaker 1: there's about eight or ten others, maybe even more than
Speaker 1: that that started on TikTok. But isn't that crazy how
Speaker 1: music has changed in that regard. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: it was about being signed to a record label and
Speaker 1: getting that record deal, and then the record label people
Speaker 1: would try and pitch it to radio stations around the country,
Speaker 1: and that's how songs would become popular. That's how old
Speaker 1: school like artists like you know, Madonna and Frank Sinatra people, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: Mariah car people, but even late Vigaga and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: These are artists that were manufactured and built up by
Speaker 1: the record labels. But then you got couldn't say manufactured.
Speaker 1: They were kind of the career. They were coddled and
Speaker 1: they were there held their hands into success. You know,
Speaker 1: you to simplify the genius of Mike Taylor Swift, she
Speaker 1: earned her career understood, but it was still a record
Speaker 1: l behind it. And then you scott these shoutout Swift.
Speaker 1: Then the people like you know, the YouTube generation of
Speaker 1: like a Justin Bieber, Shawn Mendez. They started out with
Speaker 1: their music on YouTube and then they got discovered and
Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, TikTok is dictating what tomorrow's
Speaker 1: hits are gonna be. It is fascinating to me. All right,
Speaker 1: do you wanna know my scamboni? What is you know,
Speaker 1: what's the scamboni behind TikTok? Or is it Snapchat? No? No,
Speaker 1: it's TikTok Snapchat. Who's still using Snapchat? Hey? Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: don't just snapchat? Please? You put Snapchat off of stuff
Speaker 1: that you already put on Instagram, law on Instagram stories,
Speaker 1: snapchats like okay. So a lot of times when the dancers,
Speaker 1: male and female, the celebrity the people that I would say,
Speaker 1: it's usually the more attractive people on TikTok, right, they
Speaker 1: will on their profile pages and sometimes in the description
Speaker 1: of the video they'll put their Venmo and they'll say
Speaker 1: Venmo me, or they'll put up a vide you and
Speaker 1: they'll say starving college student need to pay off loans.
Speaker 1: They don't Venmo. They put up their cash App. No,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's Venmo. Duty ways, I would say
Speaker 1: cash app, yes, Venmo, because they realize more people have Venmo.
Speaker 1: I understand people like cash app, but right now Venmo
Speaker 1: is the big dog. I know a year from now
Speaker 1: when I say cash app, You're gonna remember you ago
Speaker 1: you said venmo, I'm telling you it's venmo right now,
Speaker 1: it's Venmo. I know a lot of people use cash app,
Speaker 1: though a lot of people I'm referencing on on TikTok
Speaker 1: fascinated by it. Okay, So the teens and twentiesomething's expect
Speaker 1: people who like them to venmo them, but they do
Speaker 1: it in like really flirty videos. So I'm thinking, like,
Speaker 1: is it just because they're hot they want me to
Speaker 1: venmo them? Right? So I thought that was the king.
Speaker 1: I thought that was like ballsy, right. That's like when
Speaker 1: you go on YouTube and they go, hey, I have
Speaker 1: a Patreon account, send me money. You and I have
Speaker 1: talked about that, you know, you know what that's also like.
Speaker 1: That's also like walking down a street and uh or
Speaker 1: a subway and the performers there and they have a
Speaker 1: cardboard box in front of them and you throw money
Speaker 1: in the box. That's what they're doing. That is a
Speaker 1: virtual way. I'm saying, I'm gonna form for you, tip me, right,
Speaker 1: But the ugly people aren't asking for the money. So
Speaker 1: I think it's based on hot right. Okay, So what
Speaker 1: one girl, but she goes, I need a new bikinis
Speaker 1: Venmo me and I'll wear them. I'd like that. Come on, now,
Speaker 1: that's a bit much. But here's the balls of the balls,
Speaker 1: the biggest balls I've seen on TikTok. One of it
Speaker 1: was I'm not gonna give out her name, right. She
Speaker 1: looked like she's maybe four college graduate. Right. She said,
Speaker 1: here's my Amazon wish list. She's expecting people to buy
Speaker 1: stuff for her, and she's provided a wish list. I
Speaker 1: love that. Is that brilliant? You think it's brilliant? I
Speaker 1: sure do. Because she's honing in on something. I mean,
Speaker 1: why would you want to gift her something that she
Speaker 1: doesn't want. She doesn't want some random crap she wants
Speaker 1: Christmas sent her fuzzy Christmas sucks. Now, this is the
Speaker 1: girl who knows what she wants. Say, she's picking it
Speaker 1: out for you. She's doing all the work. All you
Speaker 1: gotta do is hit that Venmo baby, or buy that
Speaker 1: ship off Amazon and send it her way. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's like sugar daddy. Ish. I think that's
Speaker 1: like sugar daddy. But and you're left with blue balls.
Speaker 1: You don't get anything, you don't get anything out of it.
Speaker 1: I feel like, um, yeah, but I feel like it's like,
Speaker 1: what do you get slipping dollar bills and the stripper's
Speaker 1: g string. And I keep in mind, I'm not sending
Speaker 1: her anything. I'm not watching for that reason. I'm that's
Speaker 1: not my lifestyle. I'm just watching for the PP cocaine songs,
Speaker 1: but the girls Amazon. So I feel like I should
Speaker 1: click on her wish list and read to you some
Speaker 1: of the items she wants. May I'll do that next week.
Speaker 1: Oh there's somebody I follow on Instagram. Uh, they have
Speaker 1: a Twitter and an Instagram I don't have with me
Speaker 1: right now. So this one woman, she'll she'll post funny jokes,
Speaker 1: funny stories, things going on, and then she'll do something
Speaker 1: similar and then she has a whole unboxing where she
Speaker 1: opens up her mail for the day and they are
Speaker 1: Amazon gifts. They are from her. She did a wish
Speaker 1: list too, and she's like, Oh, I got the jellybellies today,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, David's David sunflower seeds. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I wanted these, Thank you so much. Like she'll put
Speaker 1: these lists up of these they could be something in
Speaker 1: a it's it's something silly like that, and people will
Speaker 1: buy them like it's only like eight dollars for case
Speaker 1: of the of sunflower seeds. So I'm gonna send them
Speaker 1: to her make her day, and she she will do
Speaker 1: these unboxings of these small gifts. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. So not only is she
Speaker 1: putting the wish list out there, She's she's getting the stuff.
Speaker 1: She's reading the note on online, you know, on the story,
Speaker 1: and and I'm like, this is amazing. Maybe we should
Speaker 1: do this for the Brooklyn Boys. Maybe we should put
Speaker 1: together a list of the Brooklyn Boys podcast wish list. Thing,
Speaker 1: we should put together an Amazon wish list. I no, brilliant, prody.
Speaker 1: I think this is the best idea you've ever had. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's see, Okay, tweet us bringing this to the big
Speaker 1: show tomorrow. I want to bring it to Elvis tomorrow, okay,
Speaker 1: and see if if he likes the idea. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: if if a Rando YouTuber or TikToker can do it
Speaker 1: and not feel any shame in their game and putting
Speaker 1: putting Venmo and cash app you know links, so you
Speaker 1: could just send them straight cash all that stuff gifts, cash,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. And these people are who are they?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, so, I mean, at least
Speaker 1: we have a podcast people like. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: we could. I can we get some some some big things.
Speaker 1: That's an experiment. I don't really want the stuff. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying. I'm talking at through as you do. All right,
Speaker 1: what would be on the brook and Boys wish list?
Speaker 1: What would be five? What I want? A PS five? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're getting that because that ship was sold in ten
Speaker 1: minutes on pre order. You can't somebody listening to this
Speaker 1: podcast works at Walmart, works at best Buy, and they're
Speaker 1: gonna shot one. No, no, maybe they just put one
Speaker 1: aside for their old pal Brody. That's that's not how
Speaker 1: the wish list works, the wishless. But wait a minute,
Speaker 1: way by bye my access. I just want access, baby,
Speaker 1: I know. But you're going against the grain that the
Speaker 1: heart and spirit of this entire topic. You are a
Speaker 1: stranger gifting something to somebody for for absolutely know, you
Speaker 1: don't know this person from a hole in the wall,
Speaker 1: and you're just gifting the money or whatever A PS
Speaker 1: five I am. I I'm saying here, we are the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. We have people that feel they know us.
Speaker 1: I think we can get big items out of them, right.
Speaker 1: PS five is a big item. Yeah, but but that's
Speaker 1: an impossible item to get, Okay, And now you're trying
Speaker 1: to switch it by saying, I'll take a PS four,
Speaker 1: have a PS three. I'll take the four. I'm not proud.
Speaker 1: I'll take a four. Is that you get the five?
Speaker 1: You have an old four? You're all pal brodial plant,
Speaker 1: not a problem. Send me the four. You got an
Speaker 1: Xbox three sixty. I got an Xbox one when never
Speaker 1: came after the Xbox one. I'll take that one. You
Speaker 1: can have the new one. I like the iPhone. I
Speaker 1: like the iPhone twelve. Yeah, you want an iPhone twelve.
Speaker 1: I'll take a Galaxy No. Ten, thank you. I got
Speaker 1: the nine. I'm ready for the We're working with you, guys.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't want that stuff, but if it
Speaker 1: shows up, we'll thank you. We would never take that
Speaker 1: stuff from No. No. I feel bad about the wipe
Speaker 1: from Richard. I'm like, I gotta send you something. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: I can't send you just you know. It's interesting though,
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking it through. I'm like,
Speaker 1: if these no name people could have a wish list,
Speaker 1: who the hell is to stop us from doing that,
Speaker 1: or or why wouldn't we do it if it's not
Speaker 1: if apparently it's become the norm, if they normalize something
Speaker 1: that was awkward. Yeah, I feel like though we're doing
Speaker 1: something wrong because look, we have we have a very
Speaker 1: successful podcast, and you and I know how many listens
Speaker 1: we get every every episode, which is a lot. It's
Speaker 1: a lot. But then you see you see these kids
Speaker 1: on on TikTok with like three point two million followers
Speaker 1: two point one million, they're like thanks for a million
Speaker 1: and five one point five million, like sign of a bitch.
Speaker 1: And then they're all doing Bang Energy drink ads. They're
Speaker 1: all getting product placement. Yeah, where's our product placement? But like,
Speaker 1: hold on, scarreed, I gotta take a sip my Bang
Speaker 1: Energy drink. No, where's Bang Energy drink asking us to
Speaker 1: do it? It's it's it really is an an interesting
Speaker 1: thing anyway, all right. Yeah, That's why I think enough
Speaker 1: self serving for the Yeah, I wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 1: You made it that. It was just a light bulb
Speaker 1: went off of my head. I'm like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: if some some kid on TikTok is saying that she's
Speaker 1: gonna wear bathing suits. If you venmo Her, then what
Speaker 1: the hell? Man? I mean, listen, I'm not again, We're
Speaker 1: not We're not that. But I mean people haven't they
Speaker 1: haven't they have an affinity for us, people people like us,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess. But how how much do they
Speaker 1: like us when they send us free ship like that,
Speaker 1: like on a wish list that we just do we want?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be right back. You know, Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: getting whenever you play a jingle. Uh. Even the opening
Speaker 1: startup start up, there was a second of like when
Speaker 1: like dead like a pop. Well, that's on your end.
Speaker 1: I'm recording full, full audio, don't worry about okay, so
Speaker 1: no one else heard that's in your headphones? Yes, anything
Speaker 1: any dropped up. I got a couple of shorties here.
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you really no, not shut not
Speaker 1: shout ees not not. I wanted to tell an Instagram story.
Speaker 1: And then I have a fantasy football complaint. Which would
Speaker 1: you like first? Because I want to let you get
Speaker 1: something in so I'll do one. Which would you like
Speaker 1: to have right now? I want to hear about fantast Okay,
Speaker 1: I feel like the joke was funny, like ten years ago.
Speaker 1: But it's not funny anymore. And when you do it,
Speaker 1: people like, seriously, come on, so I listen. I'm a
Speaker 1: big fantasy football player, so when I have a chance,
Speaker 1: I listened to the fantasy football channel on Serious x M.
Speaker 1: I I yes, I do listen to Salt Radio. As
Speaker 1: I pointed out, sometimes they have a fantasy football channel.
Speaker 1: So some of the programs, when you call in for
Speaker 1: a fantasy football advice, they'll say you gotta state your
Speaker 1: team name before you can ask you a question. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you say your team name. So some of the
Speaker 1: team names are goofy or they're inside jokes you don't get.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you're still naming your football team where
Speaker 1: you're using the abbreviation for touchdowns t d s to
Speaker 1: represent tits or titties, it's not funny anymore. If your
Speaker 1: team name is big old t ds, well I love
Speaker 1: them tds, or check out my big tds, Well, I
Speaker 1: got a lot of anything having to do with titties
Speaker 1: and TVs. Right, Hello, two thousand two wants their team
Speaker 1: name back. Okay, unless you've had the team name every
Speaker 1: year since two thousand two and you just keep the name.
Speaker 1: We get it, well, make it a help boom, we
Speaker 1: get it. But if you just like just started last
Speaker 1: year or this year, like big old TVs, nowhere in
Speaker 1: my league's gonna know about it, right, everybody knows about it.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not a thing. It's not funny anymore.
Speaker 1: On that note, another thing that's not funny anymore that
Speaker 1: people need to stop doing. Like yesterday, speaking of Venmo earlier,
Speaker 1: when you venmo someone and they say, you know whatever
Speaker 1: it's and the hookers in cocaine, hookers in cocaine. Okay, great, ha,
Speaker 1: that was funny when the app first came out and
Speaker 1: you realize that you can put something wants their fucking
Speaker 1: joke back. Okay, you go out, you go off for
Speaker 1: steak with your friends at nice steak dinner. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you have to steak dinner. You owe him some money,
Speaker 1: you venmo him the money. And then because because a
Speaker 1: lot of people keep it on public, and that means
Speaker 1: everybody who's follows that person in their friend list and see, oh,
Speaker 1: you paid them for hookers and cocaine. You know it's
Speaker 1: not funny, it's it's done. And you you're limited because
Speaker 1: you know it's like what what other where else can
Speaker 1: you go with that? You know, illegal gambling ring? What
Speaker 1: kinds of things are you gonna say? So really, there's
Speaker 1: no joke there. There's just just say what you you know,
Speaker 1: say what you paid them for, Say what you want
Speaker 1: to say? Yeah, um okay, So what else did I
Speaker 1: say I was gonna do with the Instagram thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I have, And I want to ask you a
Speaker 1: question that I encountered. This was an awkward situation that
Speaker 1: we were in about a week ago. All right, so
Speaker 1: let me do the quick Instagram and you'll ask me.
Speaker 1: Ask me the question. So I start seeing um comments
Speaker 1: being made on posts that I put up a long
Speaker 1: time ago. Yeah, it happened to me too, now that
Speaker 1: I think from a few months ago. We're not the
Speaker 1: same person. There's just people commenting and I see all
Speaker 1: the comments, so like, so here the comments I see,
Speaker 1: Hello to you too, beauty, Well hello back beautiful. What's
Speaker 1: going on? Sexy? Hi? How are you? Would love to? Right?
Speaker 1: So I'm like, what what are they? What are they?
Speaker 1: What are they talking about? What? I don't understand? So
Speaker 1: I go on my the posts on Instagram at these
Speaker 1: people are commenting on and it's all from an account
Speaker 1: Grace something. It's a woman's name with with a number,
Speaker 1: and she's she's commenting to people who have commented on
Speaker 1: my posts and saying, what's up sexy? Right, she's trying
Speaker 1: to back no, no, no, no, don't guess ahead, you're wrong,
Speaker 1: And she's going she in quotes, is going to all
Speaker 1: the guys who have made comments on my account and
Speaker 1: saying what's up sexy, And so they're writing back, hello
Speaker 1: to you too, beauty, Well, hello back beautiful. Right, they're
Speaker 1: all like flirting back with her. So I look, and
Speaker 1: it's a fun but it's a scambot. It's just some
Speaker 1: scammer who's hitting on guys to get involved in a conversation.
Speaker 1: It's not a real person. So I saw, I wrote
Speaker 1: them all, my dude, you haven't you're not getting I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to to to upset you, but you're not getting
Speaker 1: hit on because you're cute, because they're like she wrote,
Speaker 1: so I don't. I don't have it in on screenshot
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, hello sexy and they were like
Speaker 1: so they were all like excited that she was calling
Speaker 1: them sexy. It was but it wasn't like they thought
Speaker 1: it was just that they they were the only ones
Speaker 1: singled out, but she commented on like fifteen guys and
Speaker 1: they're all having a conversation with her. One guy was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard back from you. We should chat. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, dude, you're in public talking to a scambot.
Speaker 1: So you know, they also come into the d M,
Speaker 1: stay slide into the d M S two get it
Speaker 1: all the time. They they say it says high and
Speaker 1: which is a robot? And I said, and I right
Speaker 1: back to them, and I just write hi, and they
Speaker 1: write hey, and then I write back hey, and they're like,
Speaker 1: where do you live? And I'm like, New York, where
Speaker 1: do you live? And they don't write back because it's
Speaker 1: a bot. See, it's it's a computer. And by the way,
Speaker 1: every single fucking time, it's always a person that has
Speaker 1: one post or no post, no posts or four posts,
Speaker 1: and you know that they're following like three thousand people
Speaker 1: and they have like two followers. So yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I try and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: crack the code on this thing. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: how long can I have a conversation with a bot? Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you hey, I think, Hey, you have too much.
Speaker 1: You have to. By the way, for those of you
Speaker 1: who follow Scare on social media and complain to me
Speaker 1: that he doesn't return your d m s, this is why,
Speaker 1: because he's wasting his time talking to bots. That's not true. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let me let me clarify. Um, I spend most of
Speaker 1: my world, most of my life, most of my free
Speaker 1: time on Instagram. If you send me a d M
Speaker 1: on Instagram and you know who you are, you know,
Speaker 1: damn well you've gotten response from me. Um, I always
Speaker 1: every single one. No, no, no, you know where you
Speaker 1: know where I fail is Twitter? On Twitter? Very good
Speaker 1: on Twitter, No, I haven't. I haven't been great on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I've been great. I've been great on Instagram. Instagram is
Speaker 1: where I excel, It's where I live. Twitter is just
Speaker 1: a random accessory to me, Like, okay, everyone, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll go on once a day, a little bit. I'll
Speaker 1: try and clean it up a little bit. Answer some
Speaker 1: people back. Brody, you're very active on Twitter. I see
Speaker 1: you NonStop. You respond to everybody on Twitter. But that's
Speaker 1: your world. But that's not my world. But the fact
Speaker 1: that I hit the heart the gratuitous heart, which I
Speaker 1: know a lot of people like Scary gave me the
Speaker 1: you know, the heart that just shows that I have
Speaker 1: acknowledged it and I see it. I'm cool with it.
Speaker 1: It's all good. But sometimes sometimes I mean, if you
Speaker 1: want to response from me, I will respond back to you,
Speaker 1: mainly on Instagram and sometimes on Twitter. I just don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, I got a lot going on, so do you,
Speaker 1: by the way, Yeah, but you have a lot going
Speaker 1: on because you're d M and Robots. Anyway, you had
Speaker 1: something you wanted to last week. You know, this happened
Speaker 1: at dinner and I don't know. It was three couples
Speaker 1: that went out to dinner at the Jersey Shore. It
Speaker 1: was me and my girlfriend. It was my buddy Dave
Speaker 1: and his girl as your buddy Dave, that's that's by
Speaker 1: the way, that's sex on the way Dave, right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and and his buddy of his and he wanted to
Speaker 1: come out with someone that he was bringing out that night. Right,
Speaker 1: So we make it. We make a reservation and a
Speaker 1: restaurant for for like six seven o'clock, show up at
Speaker 1: the restaurant and he shows up again. She's the she's
Speaker 1: the X factor, she's the world. We don't know because
Speaker 1: he's bringing a date. The six of us we have dinner.
Speaker 1: She gets up to go to the bathroom and the
Speaker 1: guy turns to me and Dave and Robbing and his
Speaker 1: girl and say, not bad. Huh. I'm like, no, why
Speaker 1: did you meet her? I met her tonight, So we're
Speaker 1: like why what. Apparently he met her on bumble earlier
Speaker 1: in the day. He's because they swiped right hold on
Speaker 1: and they said he threw it out there right away,
Speaker 1: said look, I'm going and I'm going to dinner with
Speaker 1: some friends tonight. How about you and me meet up
Speaker 1: with some drinks and then join them for dinner. He
Speaker 1: met her for the first time that day, about maybe
Speaker 1: two hours before, walking into a restaurant with the other
Speaker 1: four of us. That first of all, I give that
Speaker 1: woman a lot of credit. That's balls, you know. I
Speaker 1: give her a pat on the back, I'll give her
Speaker 1: a hug, but it's COVID time, so I'll just socially
Speaker 1: distance give her a wave and I'll just say, look,
Speaker 1: you know, God bless you for for being able to
Speaker 1: have the nerve to walk into a situation like that knowingly.
Speaker 1: She knew she was coming to dinner with five strangers, essentially,
Speaker 1: because she will have just met her date an hour
Speaker 1: or two before. They went for like two rounds of
Speaker 1: drinks and then they joined us at the restaurant. You
Speaker 1: can't bring that kind of person to a group situation,
Speaker 1: Isn't it weird? It's it's not. First of all, uh,
Speaker 1: you can't get to know her if you're the guy,
Speaker 1: And second of all, you can't like introduced her and go, oh,
Speaker 1: yeah you are you can talk about so now you're
Speaker 1: asking no history there right right. You gotta ask her
Speaker 1: now to explain who she is two people she doesn't know.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I'm this person. I'm not nice to see.
Speaker 1: She handled out do that, and you know what, he
Speaker 1: may never see her again after tonight. You know he
Speaker 1: handled himself. When we talked about this one bald freak, Rannie,
Speaker 1: that's what's this? We did we talk about this on
Speaker 1: the show. I'm sure we did. We had We had
Speaker 1: an elvistraand a holiday party, and we all are allowed
Speaker 1: to bring our significant others. I brought my wife, scared
Speaker 1: by his girlfriend. We all brought our significant others. Ronny
Speaker 1: shows up with a blind date. That he met on Tinder,
Speaker 1: but even wrest side, he met her outside first. He
Speaker 1: was he was literally the restaurant it was, and they
Speaker 1: walked in together and they're like, they're still doing the
Speaker 1: high I'm ronny as they come to the table. He
Speaker 1: did a blind date meet up for the first time
Speaker 1: right then and there at our holiday Christmas party and
Speaker 1: Elvis had to buy her dinner. And she gets to
Speaker 1: like hob nob with the show and like we're like, well,
Speaker 1: we can't really be ourselves because this person doesn't know us.
Speaker 1: Is like, we don't know if she's like a super fan,
Speaker 1: who's gonna be like, oh, I saw this one do that,
Speaker 1: and I saw that one do this, and you know,
Speaker 1: um and and they only were together for like a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. You can't bring it, like bring it
Speaker 1: to a wedding. You can't do that. Yeah, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But but the at least my buddy's friend had, you know,
Speaker 1: the heads up of the little the two hour pad
Speaker 1: of like bringing her to drinks and you know, at
Speaker 1: a bar and they get to sit down and have
Speaker 1: drinks somewhere for a couple of hours. Because he could
Speaker 1: have easily said, oh, she's bad ship. I'm baling, you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, cancel it right there, so I'm
Speaker 1: not coming to dinner guys, or just dump her right there.
Speaker 1: But but even I mean that's still that was still uh,
Speaker 1: you know, very forward and very aggressive to do. But
Speaker 1: for but for Rani, it was like he literally saw
Speaker 1: her for the first time, saw her face ten seconds
Speaker 1: before she walked into the party and hung out with
Speaker 1: all of us. Yeah, that's she could have been some
Speaker 1: crazy person with a gun. You don't know. Um, this
Speaker 1: restaurant you went to with the couples, what what kind
Speaker 1: of food? Was it? Italian? So did she order like
Speaker 1: lobster fra diavlo? This new girl? Uh, how did she order?
Speaker 1: Did she order like? She keep it reasonable, She kept
Speaker 1: up with the pack really jones everybody exactly to share everything,
Speaker 1: you know. She I will say this, she was very indifferent.
Speaker 1: She was just like, yeah, that sounds good like stuff
Speaker 1: for the table, stuff to share. She had no allergies.
Speaker 1: She wasn't a vegetarian. So when the check was it
Speaker 1: three guys chipping in, three couples, three cards, boom see
Speaker 1: three cards? She got a free meal out of it? Well,
Speaker 1: well she was yeah, I mean, would you expect it
Speaker 1: any other way? I don't know the guys and you
Speaker 1: ask dinner or did they ask each other to dinner?
Speaker 1: On on on bumble, It doesn't matter. The guy pays, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no wonder she was all in. She's like advertisers
Speaker 1: for the table, bring it. She wasn't paying. My point
Speaker 1: was she rolled with it. She rolled with every She
Speaker 1: wasn't finicky. She wasn't like I'm just gonna eat like
Speaker 1: a pigeon. She wasn't you know? She she ate her
Speaker 1: full entree like everybody else did. I mean, all right,
Speaker 1: what would you have done if she bailed before the
Speaker 1: dinner and your buddy shows up and it's five of
Speaker 1: you still three credit cards? Well you split it five ways?
Speaker 1: How does that work? Um? You divided by five? And uh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you divided by five, and then two of
Speaker 1: us paid double right to to one? Right of course,
Speaker 1: of course? Right? Because remember when I took the cab
Speaker 1: with you and Robin, you tried to go half with me. Well,
Speaker 1: Robin's not a non factor. No, three people in the cab. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's some way to talk about your girlfriend. No, I'm
Speaker 1: a non factor. She's she's just I thought maybe you
Speaker 1: would split the cost of Robin with me. Why she
Speaker 1: hadn't just like me, huh want my pay in half?
Speaker 1: What stop my date? You went home and had sex
Speaker 1: or hut at night? I didn't you pay? Do you'd
Speaker 1: be chivalrous and say, look, you know what, there's a
Speaker 1: few Okay, how hold on a second out and let
Speaker 1: me are we doing London Bridge? If we're doing London Bridge,
Speaker 1: I'll pay half of the cab. I will say, London Bridge,
Speaker 1: I'm not paying. There have been times I don't mean
Speaker 1: to be talking that way about rod love Robin, but
Speaker 1: I'm not chipping in for her cab. She makes more
Speaker 1: than both of us. Let not pay for the cab.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying this. Okay, she's successful. I understand that.
Speaker 1: But let me let me give you another scenario. When
Speaker 1: me a buddy of mine go out and we hang
Speaker 1: out with two of our female friends. Um like, for instance,
Speaker 1: you know I've got one girl too, well my friends.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say so, I was just gonna say it.
Speaker 1: I just happened and me and David, all right, we
Speaker 1: went we went out for for dinner, it was actually lunch,
Speaker 1: and at the end of two very successful and powerful
Speaker 1: ways they are. And at the end of the lunch, Um,
Speaker 1: Dave is like giving me the eye, and I knew
Speaker 1: exactly what he meant when he gave me the no, no,
Speaker 1: and the the I was hold on, hold on. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't like yeah. So the two of
Speaker 1: us pull out our cards and we split the bill
Speaker 1: in half and we paid for them. Why because it's
Speaker 1: just guys being being chivious with their female friends. Oh
Speaker 1: so there's no there's no equality anymore in the world.
Speaker 1: We're back to the dark ages would have men meant
Speaker 1: to care women. Well, I like to treat women as equals,
Speaker 1: so they can pay their own half. I like to
Speaker 1: treat them. But I like to treat them though. Why
Speaker 1: because I nes is on television right, so television. I
Speaker 1: know she should be picking up the check. She should
Speaker 1: be like I'm on television. Sometimes sometimes you do that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you do that. Sometimes you just why why didn't
Speaker 1: you and I Nez pay for the other two people?
Speaker 1: Why didn't have to be boy boy girl girl? Why
Speaker 1: didn't Why didn't you give the eye to Cheryl? Why
Speaker 1: you and Cheryl were like, oh, let's treat them. Why
Speaker 1: did David cheryld treat me and right right? Why wasn't
Speaker 1: it boy girl treating boy girl? Why I have to
Speaker 1: be boy boy girl? Girl didn't have to be? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Sometimes I do that. Cheryl's high powered. I know,
Speaker 1: high powered pr But the thing is we're friends, you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm friends with them too, so you would make
Speaker 1: them you would be like, no, we gotta split this evenly.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, why why I don't Why would
Speaker 1: I spend? Why? I don't understand, because sometimes sometimes you
Speaker 1: just pay for women just because well, I just think
Speaker 1: it's nice. Times you do no, not like see Terra
Speaker 1: is scary on TikTok later buying stuff off at Amazon
Speaker 1: wish list for the ladies. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You said, sometimes you pay for women. I don't pay
Speaker 1: for women, pay for my girlfriend. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I said sometimes you paid for women, and I said,
Speaker 1: I bet you do everybody you're talking about? Are you
Speaker 1: making a prostitution joke? Yo? You said it. I'm just
Speaker 1: commenting on what you said. You said sometimes you pay
Speaker 1: for women, but I don't. I've never paid Okay, I
Speaker 1: haven't hold on scary? Who did you? Who did you
Speaker 1: do it? With the first time you had sex. It
Speaker 1: wasn't that a hooker? Are you crazy? Absolutely not, dude,
Speaker 1: No way, dude, I lost my virginity. Uh woman, right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: on eighth Avenue in the village. Yes, no, how funck? No, Brodie,
Speaker 1: did you just buy her dinner because you liked her?
Speaker 1: I didn't buy dinner. She was like she was twenty
Speaker 1: eight and I was twenty something or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: But she absolutely was not, Brodie. What are you getting
Speaker 1: that story from? I thought that's what the story was.
Speaker 1: It's a long time ago I forgot. Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1: No man, okay, alright, dude, have a little bit of
Speaker 1: you know, a little faith in your boy over here.
Speaker 1: I have faith. But it was a long time ago
Speaker 1: when you were dorky. You were in the radio at
Speaker 1: twenty one, Yes, I was. I was. I was the
Speaker 1: radio station for two years at that point. You were
Speaker 1: at the college radio, wasn't I was working at SEE
Speaker 1: one hundred, New York. Motherfucker. Oh so that's how you
Speaker 1: got laid. Okay, I got you? Okay, alright, what I took?
Speaker 1: It took you two years working at the radio station
Speaker 1: have sex. You're doing something wrong, dude, the radio station
Speaker 1: is like sex carte blanche. I refuse to let you
Speaker 1: smear my name. This is crazy. Where is this coming from?
Speaker 1: Your talking out of your ass? Right now? You know
Speaker 1: that she's not true. I'm just saying that. Alright, you're
Speaker 1: getting defensive. I just like where that come from. But
Speaker 1: I will say what I thought you lost. I lost
Speaker 1: the point that I was going to make. I lost
Speaker 1: the point. The point is sometimes times you pay for
Speaker 1: women you buy. Sometimes you pay just because it's not
Speaker 1: it's not a sexist thing. It's not a male dominating
Speaker 1: female thing. It's not a guy you're thinking of, the
Speaker 1: king of the jungle. No, but yes you first okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, your boy said, the boy gave you
Speaker 1: the wink, let's pay for the ladies. And then you
Speaker 1: just said, sometimes you pay for the ladies. You didn't
Speaker 1: say just you just do. It's just a nice thing
Speaker 1: to do. It's why couldn't the ladies pay for the man?
Speaker 1: I couldn't. They very well could have, but they didn't
Speaker 1: take out there while it's first right, because they weren't
Speaker 1: raised to pay for the men. It's a generational thing,
Speaker 1: our generation. The men pay for the women. That's it.
Speaker 1: It is that goes. Listen, my girlfriend buys me dinner
Speaker 1: every once in a while. She does once in a while,
Speaker 1: while absolutely she does all right every time. But when
Speaker 1: it comes time for the for a cabra a cab
Speaker 1: I say, let's just let's split it. I understand three ways,
Speaker 1: the same as dinner dinner for five. I can't write
Speaker 1: the three with Brodie and scary mail talk that chungs
Speaker 1: like it's mail time. Welcome, You've got mail and you
Speaker 1: can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. A lot of email right now, Brodie,
Speaker 1: A lot of email coming in. They're like, like, our
Speaker 1: bag is stacked. We have a sack of email, just
Speaker 1: like in the olden days. Yeah, so let's read some
Speaker 1: of that. I just want to make sure you were
Speaker 1: still with me. It sounds like you're out of breath.
Speaker 1: What are you doing over there doing a commercial break?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I had a run upstairs throw
Speaker 1: someone Crala sticks into the toaster oven and then defrost
Speaker 1: the sauce that comes in the frozen bag because I'm
Speaker 1: picking my my kid up. And uh, she texted me
Speaker 1: she wants morel sticks. Okay, so uh, Paul, Hickey wrote
Speaker 1: to us and said, Hey, what up, Brooklyn Boys. What
Speaker 1: is the name of the Scamboni jingle? The original theme song? Uh,
Speaker 1: you guys are genius with the jingles covering popular songs.
Speaker 1: That is called jam on It by the Nucleus an
Speaker 1: E W C L E U S Huge him in
Speaker 1: the nineties, right eighties dude eighties six six? Uh, jam yeah,
Speaker 1: jam mona yeah. Shanna Cohen wrote to us, or Shana.
Speaker 1: Shanna Cohen says, listening to this week's Brooklyn Boys podcast,
Speaker 1: you're talking about the possibility of selling socks on your site. Now,
Speaker 1: depending on the price, I would be interested in buying
Speaker 1: two pairs of them. I would want a gift a
Speaker 1: pair to a coworker who's also a listener of The
Speaker 1: Big Show and your podcast. So Shana thinks we should
Speaker 1: sell socks. Remember we put the survey out there last week.
Speaker 1: What would you want to buy? Shana wants socks? Uh.
Speaker 1: Robert Creagan has a merchandise idea for us, coming from
Speaker 1: a Slice and a half. I think you guys should
Speaker 1: make slippers. One should say scary, one should say brody,
Speaker 1: and with a half of pie on each pizza. So
Speaker 1: when you put the feet together, they make a whole pie.
Speaker 1: That's Kreagan's distribution. He thinks that we should do slippers.
Speaker 1: He would buy them or he wants to make them
Speaker 1: for us. I don't know. Uh, there's only one problem
Speaker 1: with those socks are into changeable right, so you can
Speaker 1: put brody on your left foot or your right foot,
Speaker 1: scary either one you and this way you can brody
Speaker 1: and scare it. But if you put two hands of
Speaker 1: a pizza, right, you have to wear the slippers in
Speaker 1: left foot, right foot. Yeah, so you're locked in right there. Well,
Speaker 1: phone taps, you're saying a J. Jones talking, Oh, this
Speaker 1: is an idea that didn't This would go over like
Speaker 1: a lead pipe. This is the they said, that's not
Speaker 1: a thing about what you mean lead lead balloon. Right,
Speaker 1: it's not a thing. Just how led Zeppelin got its name.
Speaker 1: Did you lead balloon? Yeah? Led Zeppelin. So this will
Speaker 1: go over like a lead balloon. The Big Show currently
Speaker 1: does this thing called the Free Money phone tap every
Speaker 1: day where we play one of those phone prank scams
Speaker 1: and then we surround it with a chance to win
Speaker 1: money or trip. Well, we haven't really been sponsoring them lately.
Speaker 1: We haven't been giving away money or trips. So we've
Speaker 1: been giving away like ten dollar bills. So A J.
Speaker 1: Jones had this great idea and said, I got an idea.
Speaker 1: Can I sponsor next week's group of phone taps ten
Speaker 1: dollars a day? I'll send you guys fifty dollars, and
Speaker 1: I want the phone taps to be sponsored by the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast. So he wants Elvis to say, today's
Speaker 1: phone tap is sponsored by the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Today's
Speaker 1: free money phone tap, and A J. Wants to pay
Speaker 1: the fifty dollars for that ten dollars a day, five
Speaker 1: days in a week. Uh yeah, how do you think
Speaker 1: Elvis would respond to that? Bertie, he would say, no, okay, great, Well,
Speaker 1: I can't blame him for trying. Miss said, stupid key
Speaker 1: game adds spons Sorry, what was the person's name we
Speaker 1: wanted to sponsor the phone taps? A J. Jones shorts
Speaker 1: A J. Jones and not all right because it's it's
Speaker 1: Ashley Jones. Well A J. Jones is he or she? Whatever?
Speaker 1: He wanted a sponsor, and I said that's very kind.
Speaker 1: I said, don't I don't know if that's gonna work,
Speaker 1: but uh, stupid key game ads. I heard Brodie ranting
Speaker 1: about the key game ads. They are the worst. I
Speaker 1: have to ensure them constantly, huh in almost every app
Speaker 1: I use, And sure, I think that's a TYPEO. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I took a video so you scary can and Scary
Speaker 1: can experience the annoyance of them as well. So this
Speaker 1: is a video of her or oh yeah the Key
Speaker 1: game so oh yeah, these are keys and the guy
Speaker 1: is on a on a raft in a river a
Speaker 1: boat and you gotta keep moving the keys. I get
Speaker 1: an okay. Anyway, So somebody told me that they bought
Speaker 1: the game and that's only a small part of the game,
Speaker 1: like the rest of the game is not that that
Speaker 1: that's a scamboni in a scamboni Uh, Danny Etchi wrote
Speaker 1: to us on our Facebook fan page. You know we
Speaker 1: have that at the Brooklyn Boys uh and said, um hey,
Speaker 1: So today at work, I worked for the t s A.
Speaker 1: During our morning briefing, we were informed that a Jewish
Speaker 1: family that was flying with seven kids literally forgot one
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and was and was lost for a
Speaker 1: long time. So I says to everyone, they'll make this
Speaker 1: into a movie called Home Shalom. I was fucking cracking
Speaker 1: myself up. I instantly thought of you guys in your
Speaker 1: unused joke segment, and I had to share. I hope
Speaker 1: you guys appreciate the joke. Uh. I love what you
Speaker 1: guys do. It's like hanging out with best friends for
Speaker 1: an hour and a half every week, just like talking
Speaker 1: about life, keeping up the amazing work for you guys.
Speaker 1: Hashtag s life for life. Do you have anything right now,
Speaker 1: because then I'll continue, Uh, you know what I do.
Speaker 1: Let me let me read uh Pa Martino Kristin DiMartino said,
Speaker 1: have you ever tried Zevia grape soda? I haven't tried
Speaker 1: it yet, but since you're the diet grape soda connoisseur,
Speaker 1: I thought I would ask. Uh No, I'm going to
Speaker 1: try that. Never heard of it, Gonna try it, so
Speaker 1: thank you for that. Um Michael Bellevue Bellevue, Bellavau, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wrote, Uh, I was getting my eyes checked. They
Speaker 1: shined a light in my eye and it reminded me
Speaker 1: of the guy in the commercial you played It's hurting
Speaker 1: my eyes. So that was the giant TV uh commercial.
Speaker 1: Justin Banister I found the Brooklyn Boys on episode one
Speaker 1: thirty five and instantly loved it. I started from the
Speaker 1: beginning and I'm up to episode. You guys are hilarious,
Speaker 1: lots of rants. I have learned some awesome grammar tips
Speaker 1: along the way, so welcome aboard. We love that. Um,
Speaker 1: I got a lot of free dessert stories. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna have time for um. What was the what was
Speaker 1: the grape soda tweet we got? Do you remember? Oh?
Speaker 1: It was the person wanted me wanted me to to
Speaker 1: grape soda. You I don't know where that was. Where
Speaker 1: that went? Oh when you took my well they said,
Speaker 1: when you were eating my um my my pudding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was eating your your cozy shack pudding, right, and
Speaker 1: and um they wanted me to go brod because yeah,
Speaker 1: hey Brodie, um, um would be good because that was
Speaker 1: the same thing. That was. They were making an analogy
Speaker 1: that that was what you did. Comparison. If you don't
Speaker 1: know what we're talking about, Brody walked out of a
Speaker 1: Chinese take out in a huff and he grabbed he
Speaker 1: did a grape soda. He said, hey, we're good. He
Speaker 1: thought he just assumed that that was his reward and
Speaker 1: walked out on the way. They kept me waiting like
Speaker 1: forty minutes for whatever was spicy wantons or whatever. So
Speaker 1: when I was storing Brodie, when I was storing Brodie's
Speaker 1: food in my freezer, during some of it, I started
Speaker 1: eating it and be like, we're good. That was the reference.
Speaker 1: All right. Rachel wanted to say she had a grammar
Speaker 1: police for us. Should I play the jingle or we
Speaker 1: don't have time for it? You cann play the jingle? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, because I got a quick grammar police I
Speaker 1: gotta throw in here. I got one here Tooma police, police,
Speaker 1: police police. Hey Brooklyn Boys, big fan over here. We
Speaker 1: met a couple of years ago at the Pizza Festival.
Speaker 1: Picture attached. Oh and it's Brody. It's you and I
Speaker 1: and her, uh hanging out here listening to you and
Speaker 1: me this grammar right there listening uh two, episode one,
Speaker 1: and I have some grammar feedback for Brody. In the podcast,
Speaker 1: Brody said that begs the question, but the more correct
Speaker 1: language would be raises the question. According to Wikipedia, begging
Speaker 1: the question is an informal fallacy that occurs when an
Speaker 1: argument is uh. An argument's premises assumed the truth of
Speaker 1: the conclusion instead of supporting it. In modern vernacular usage,
Speaker 1: begging the question is often used to mean raising the
Speaker 1: question or suggesting the question. I thought you'd appreciate the
Speaker 1: Feedback's life for life, Rachel. Another grammar police from Craig.
Speaker 1: Ah wait was that that you? Was your response to Rachel? Yeah,
Speaker 1: to beg the question is an attempt to support a
Speaker 1: claim with a premise that itself restates or prepos, preproposes,
Speaker 1: presupposes the claim. Again, I'd have to hear how it
Speaker 1: was used, but okay, all right, I'll go look that up.
Speaker 1: But all right, Well, Craig wrote to us. He said
Speaker 1: that his girlfriend in office, the two of them working
Speaker 1: in office together, where emails are the or email is
Speaker 1: the main source of communication. That being said, my girlfriend's
Speaker 1: boss cannot write an email to save her life. Wow.
Speaker 1: I'm constantly getting screenshots of these horrible grammar travesties, and
Speaker 1: I knew I needed to share with you because you
Speaker 1: will feel my pain. Below are just a few of
Speaker 1: the many, because they happen almost every day. Um, how
Speaker 1: do you even get your job? How do you keep
Speaker 1: your job? If you isn't there this thing called spell check? Like? Geez, wow,
Speaker 1: what what year is this? Um? I will be sure
Speaker 1: to save some more and send them along in the
Speaker 1: few at your Love the podcast, uh and all the
Speaker 1: podcasts on the Elvista RAM podcast network Slice for Life. Um.
Speaker 1: And then it says high in the last pay cycle,
Speaker 1: so was re embracing expenses. The payment was returned, returned,
Speaker 1: and so the cash team, I don't know. UM's just
Speaker 1: a bunch of spelling errors on here. Buz is bad.
Speaker 1: All right, it's a visual. But anyway, thank you for submitting.
Speaker 1: Thanks for like, you know, like going behind your boss
Speaker 1: is back screenshotting her emails. That's the funny part of this. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then one more free dessert. I'm the free desert.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, one more Um, you gotta go. All right, well,
Speaker 1: I gotta go save it for next week, like right now, yeah,
Speaker 1: like like three minutes ago. You're gonna leave me hanging
Speaker 1: like this. I'll tell you what. You hit the jingle,
Speaker 1: I'll say goodbye, and then you can read email. No,
Speaker 1: I want you to be here for all of it,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, Well fuck you? Then what a
Speaker 1: terrible way to end the podcast. Well this begs the question,
Speaker 1: who who's wrong here? You gotta go by the way
Speaker 1: I told you Hanna pick my cat off. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I'm late. It come off a pitch. You know what
Speaker 1: where the fund Your problem is, you have no respect
Speaker 1: for anyone else because you saw from Brooklyn boys. I'm
Speaker 1: not even going to entertain that we shouldn't lamm ending