WEBVTT - Episode 25: Its Called Stupidity 

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. Um. I want everybody to know that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are picking all the games in March Madness. You

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<v Speaker 1>you would normally be picking out two or three best bets,

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<v Speaker 1>but you guys are picking all of the games. Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>so far is one, Bad Lair is four and one.

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<v Speaker 1>But Dylan has an interesting strategy for the sweet six

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<v Speaker 1>team games. Do you want to tell Larry what said

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<v Speaker 1>strategy is? I will so. I was thinking about it

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, obviously, and I decided to take every underdog

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<v Speaker 1>against the spread. I figure, you know, getting later into

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<v Speaker 1>the rat ounds, things can happen. And I think it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like me and Larry actually line up with a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of our picks. This all right, well then, all

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<v Speaker 1>I'll start Larry. Do you have any opening comments here? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>What are our best bets on things that we're not

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<v Speaker 1>doing that anymore? Oh? You can. I'm just letting the

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<v Speaker 1>audience know that you guys are picking every game right right,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think my best bets are way better than

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<v Speaker 1>my every game. But I don't have my record in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me because I was doing it from the

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<v Speaker 1>car and I they got lost on the on the

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<v Speaker 1>twelve day trip to Fort Myers Beach and the West

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<v Speaker 1>coast over there. Well, let me come home now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in my captain's share at my dining room table. Dam

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<v Speaker 1>So we're I'm ready to go. Okay, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't I wouldn't mind you guys tell me what my

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<v Speaker 1>best bet record was. Uh, let me see if Ray knows,

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<v Speaker 1>because Ray is the one who keeps track of all this. Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know bad Larry's best bet? I don't right now, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll make sure I'll do that really quick to

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<v Speaker 1>get Dylan's best bets from last week. Okay, I've said

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<v Speaker 1>many times my book, he keeps scoring. He owes me

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money. I'm pretty sure my best bets

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<v Speaker 1>are off the chart, okay, and I'm gonna believe you,

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<v Speaker 1>Lair all right, I'm gonna start with Arkansas and Gonzaga.

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<v Speaker 1>I have Arkansas plus the nine again I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get any lines from you guys going off. You

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<v Speaker 1>get nine and a half, Oh Christmas, thank you? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>wonder I've got nine half because the Dylan's already anow

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<v Speaker 1>she's got all the undergoar. I'm also taking that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think Arkansas could win this out right. Zaka does

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<v Speaker 1>not looked great. I know, it's just yeah, well again

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<v Speaker 1>I have Thantaga winning the whole tournament, and I hope

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<v Speaker 1>Arkansas doesn't win out right, but yeah, they got to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to play with them, right, Yeah. Villanova versus Michigan,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you have, bad Layer, Well, of course I

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<v Speaker 1>have Villanova. I'm hoping that's four and a half. It's five. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, no kidding, Okay, I'll stay with villing over

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<v Speaker 1>the minus survive all right. I was not I was

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<v Speaker 1>not sold on Michigan all year. Texas Tech versus Duke Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I took Texas sec minus one and a half. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that where we still are at? It's one? Okay, Texas second,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take Texas Sex to beat Dukes. Some coach k home.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's the one non underdog I picked because it's

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<v Speaker 1>basically a pick. How about I wait, to get to you, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>This is bad Larry's turn. He got it. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>when he hears my pixies from my side. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing here. That's a good idea of Dylan. Houston

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<v Speaker 1>versus Arizona. I have Houston plus two and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you one and a half points. I'll still

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<v Speaker 1>take Houston, Okay, Okay, now I know Dylan's I'll switch

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<v Speaker 1>on that one. All right. St. Peter's against Purdue, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a line on that, so I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I got you. Uh. St. Peter's getting twelve and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take Purdue. Sorry. St. Peter's and good did you? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Judy schirl School nice ron Um Helenardo Webster died. I heard,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think St. Peter's going home, Jade and Ivy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great with Purdue, will probably be a top five pick.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Your Providence Friars versus Kansas. You shouldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>have to ask that, Dan Friars all the way. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>they're getting seven and a half. Okay, I'm good with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I want that under also, I don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want it, all right, I'll have to have

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<v Speaker 1>Ray find that out and then write that in U

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<v Speaker 1>c l A versus North Carolina took U c l A. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's minus two and a half. Okay. Miami versus Iowa

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<v Speaker 1>State and I took Miami minus two okay, Okay, So Dulan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have four or five differences here. Miami somehow

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<v Speaker 1>made it to the Sweet sixteen and went four for

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nine from three point range in the tournament. That's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like every other team feels like they're built to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to shoot three. Usually team that does damage.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Dylan Arkansas, Gunzaga, ye Arkansas plus night and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. As we mentioned, don't really trust Gonzaga. Michigan.

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<v Speaker 1>You're taking the five against Villanova, taking the five. Texas

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<v Speaker 1>Tech you're giving I'm giving the one point and they're

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they're a lower seed two and I just

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<v Speaker 1>hate Duke So okay. Houston against Arizona, you're taking the

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<v Speaker 1>one and a half. Take the one a half. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Houston wins that outright too, all right? St. Peter's

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<v Speaker 1>you're taking a twelve and a half against that one.

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<v Speaker 1>It scares me a little bit, but I'm gonna stick

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<v Speaker 1>with it, all right. You following Bad Lair with prov Sudence, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Lair went to Providence just to let you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, so I usually fade them, and I actually

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<v Speaker 1>had picked Kansas mine and seven afterially and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>well if I can attest this theater, okay, the underdog, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got Providence plus seven and a half were

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<v Speaker 1>in agreement this time, all right? Uh, North Carolina? Then

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<v Speaker 1>you're taking in two and a half against u C.

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<v Speaker 1>L A. Yeah, I have you said I to win

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<v Speaker 1>the tournament too, but the UNC was pretty convincing against

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<v Speaker 1>Baylor for a while. Yeah, well then they weren't. Then

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<v Speaker 1>they blew a point late. Iowa State versus Miami, you're

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<v Speaker 1>taking the Cyclones plus two and a half yep. And

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<v Speaker 1>I also think they win that one outright too. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you've been doing money lines here, do you have any

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<v Speaker 1>any money lines? So I'm gonna do a little parlay

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<v Speaker 1>Houston money line, Iowa State money line, Okay, simple, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like plus four hundred, I think, um, and I did

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<v Speaker 1>actually from the first round, I did hit my two

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<v Speaker 1>money line underdog, yeah, which I'm kind of better at

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<v Speaker 1>than just the spread. All right, your national title pick

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<v Speaker 1>is u c l A. That's a plus eighteen hundred. Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's moved to plus four now all right. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>your final four U c l A Gonzaga, Tennessee in Kansas,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have three or four bad Larry has Gonzaga,

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<v Speaker 1>U c l A Tennessee and Auburn, so he has

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<v Speaker 1>only two left, and you have Gonzaga winning the national

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<v Speaker 1>title plus three hundred. Yes, okay, anything else that we need, yeah, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>he has us winning the tournament, but he's picking North

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina today. Yeah. I hope you c l A wins

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<v Speaker 1>by two. Dyl and Dylan, we have to talk off

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<v Speaker 1>the air man. You can't do that, I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had to. And who knows they could just

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<v Speaker 1>win by two. They could. It's probably unlikely, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean, if that's what you're banking on, that

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<v Speaker 1>they win by two, well, and I don't usually I

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<v Speaker 1>hate hedging, but I guess this is sort of a

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<v Speaker 1>hedge of you. No, it's it is called hedging. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be called stupid stupidity, stupidity hedging. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll have fun with sweet sixteen and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck with your alma mater, Lar, Thank you, Dan Jylan,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck this week. Um lunch is ready. I gotta run,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, buddy, byry, good luck by now