Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good. Um. I want everybody to know that you
Speaker 1: guys are picking all the games in March Madness. You
Speaker 1: you would normally be picking out two or three best bets,
Speaker 1: but you guys are picking all of the games. Dylan
Speaker 1: so far is one, Bad Lair is four and one.
Speaker 1: But Dylan has an interesting strategy for the sweet six
Speaker 1: team games. Do you want to tell Larry what said
Speaker 1: strategy is? I will so. I was thinking about it
Speaker 1: a lot, obviously, and I decided to take every underdog
Speaker 1: against the spread. I figure, you know, getting later into
Speaker 1: the rat ounds, things can happen. And I think it
Speaker 1: looks like me and Larry actually line up with a
Speaker 1: lot of our picks. This all right, well then, all
Speaker 1: I'll start Larry. Do you have any opening comments here? Um?
Speaker 1: What are our best bets on things that we're not
Speaker 1: doing that anymore? Oh? You can. I'm just letting the
Speaker 1: audience know that you guys are picking every game right right,
Speaker 1: because I think my best bets are way better than
Speaker 1: my every game. But I don't have my record in
Speaker 1: front of me because I was doing it from the
Speaker 1: car and I they got lost on the on the
Speaker 1: twelve day trip to Fort Myers Beach and the West
Speaker 1: coast over there. Well, let me come home now, I'm
Speaker 1: in my captain's share at my dining room table. Dam
Speaker 1: So we're I'm ready to go. Okay, all right, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't I wouldn't mind you guys tell me what my
Speaker 1: best bet record was. Uh, let me see if Ray knows,
Speaker 1: because Ray is the one who keeps track of all this. Ray,
Speaker 1: do you know bad Larry's best bet? I don't right now, damn,
Speaker 1: but I'll make sure I'll do that really quick to
Speaker 1: get Dylan's best bets from last week. Okay, I've said
Speaker 1: many times my book, he keeps scoring. He owes me
Speaker 1: a lot of money. I'm pretty sure my best bets
Speaker 1: are off the chart, okay, and I'm gonna believe you,
Speaker 1: Lair all right, I'm gonna start with Arkansas and Gonzaga.
Speaker 1: I have Arkansas plus the nine again I don't. I
Speaker 1: didn't get any lines from you guys going off. You
Speaker 1: get nine and a half, Oh Christmas, thank you? Oh no,
Speaker 1: wonder I've got nine half because the Dylan's already anow
Speaker 1: she's got all the undergoar. I'm also taking that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Arkansas could win this out right. Zaka does
Speaker 1: not looked great. I know, it's just yeah, well again
Speaker 1: I have Thantaga winning the whole tournament, and I hope
Speaker 1: Arkansas doesn't win out right, but yeah, they got to
Speaker 1: be able to play with them, right, Yeah. Villanova versus Michigan,
Speaker 1: what do you have, bad Layer, Well, of course I
Speaker 1: have Villanova. I'm hoping that's four and a half. It's five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, no kidding, Okay, I'll stay with villing over
Speaker 1: the minus survive all right. I was not I was
Speaker 1: not sold on Michigan all year. Texas Tech versus Duke Um,
Speaker 1: I took Texas sec minus one and a half. Is
Speaker 1: that where we still are at? It's one? Okay, Texas second,
Speaker 1: I'll take Texas Sex to beat Dukes. Some coach k home.
Speaker 1: Actually that's the one non underdog I picked because it's
Speaker 1: basically a pick. How about I wait, to get to you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: This is bad Larry's turn. He got it. I knew
Speaker 1: when he hears my pixies from my side. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm doing here. That's a good idea of Dylan. Houston
Speaker 1: versus Arizona. I have Houston plus two and a half.
Speaker 1: I got you one and a half points. I'll still
Speaker 1: take Houston, Okay, Okay, now I know Dylan's I'll switch
Speaker 1: on that one. All right. St. Peter's against Purdue, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't have a line on that, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I got you. Uh. St. Peter's getting twelve and a half.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Purdue. Sorry. St. Peter's and good did you? Good?
Speaker 1: Judy schirl School nice ron Um Helenardo Webster died. I heard,
Speaker 1: so I think St. Peter's going home, Jade and Ivy.
Speaker 1: It's great with Purdue, will probably be a top five pick.
Speaker 1: All right. Your Providence Friars versus Kansas. You shouldn't even
Speaker 1: have to ask that, Dan Friars all the way. All right,
Speaker 1: they're getting seven and a half. Okay, I'm good with that.
Speaker 1: I want that under also, I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: but I want it, all right, I'll have to have
Speaker 1: Ray find that out and then write that in U
Speaker 1: c l A versus North Carolina took U c l A. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's minus two and a half. Okay. Miami versus Iowa
Speaker 1: State and I took Miami minus two okay, Okay, So Dulan,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have four or five differences here. Miami somehow
Speaker 1: made it to the Sweet sixteen and went four for
Speaker 1: twenty nine from three point range in the tournament. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It's like every other team feels like they're built to
Speaker 1: be able to shoot three. Usually team that does damage.
Speaker 1: All right, Dylan Arkansas, Gunzaga, ye Arkansas plus night and
Speaker 1: a half. As we mentioned, don't really trust Gonzaga. Michigan.
Speaker 1: You're taking the five against Villanova, taking the five. Texas
Speaker 1: Tech you're giving I'm giving the one point and they're
Speaker 1: I mean, they're a lower seed two and I just
Speaker 1: hate Duke So okay. Houston against Arizona, you're taking the
Speaker 1: one and a half. Take the one a half. I
Speaker 1: think Houston wins that outright too, all right? St. Peter's
Speaker 1: you're taking a twelve and a half against that one.
Speaker 1: It scares me a little bit, but I'm gonna stick
Speaker 1: with it, all right. You following Bad Lair with prov Sudence, Yes,
Speaker 1: Bad Lair went to Providence just to let you know.
Speaker 1: I know, so I usually fade them, and I actually
Speaker 1: had picked Kansas mine and seven afterially and I was like,
Speaker 1: well if I can attest this theater, okay, the underdog, Okay,
Speaker 1: So you've got Providence plus seven and a half were
Speaker 1: in agreement this time, all right? Uh, North Carolina? Then
Speaker 1: you're taking in two and a half against u C.
Speaker 1: L A. Yeah, I have you said I to win
Speaker 1: the tournament too, but the UNC was pretty convincing against
Speaker 1: Baylor for a while. Yeah, well then they weren't. Then
Speaker 1: they blew a point late. Iowa State versus Miami, you're
Speaker 1: taking the Cyclones plus two and a half yep. And
Speaker 1: I also think they win that one outright too. Now
Speaker 1: you've been doing money lines here, do you have any
Speaker 1: any money lines? So I'm gonna do a little parlay
Speaker 1: Houston money line, Iowa State money line, Okay, simple, it's
Speaker 1: like plus four hundred, I think, um, and I did
Speaker 1: actually from the first round, I did hit my two
Speaker 1: money line underdog, yeah, which I'm kind of better at
Speaker 1: than just the spread. All right, your national title pick
Speaker 1: is u c l A. That's a plus eighteen hundred. Ye,
Speaker 1: and it's moved to plus four now all right. Uh,
Speaker 1: your final four U c l A Gonzaga, Tennessee in Kansas,
Speaker 1: so you have three or four bad Larry has Gonzaga,
Speaker 1: U c l A Tennessee and Auburn, so he has
Speaker 1: only two left, and you have Gonzaga winning the national
Speaker 1: title plus three hundred. Yes, okay, anything else that we need, yeah, Dylan,
Speaker 1: he has us winning the tournament, but he's picking North
Speaker 1: Carolina today. Yeah. I hope you c l A wins
Speaker 1: by two. Dyl and Dylan, we have to talk off
Speaker 1: the air man. You can't do that, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: but I had to. And who knows they could just
Speaker 1: win by two. They could. It's probably unlikely, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean, if that's what you're banking on, that
Speaker 1: they win by two, well, and I don't usually I
Speaker 1: hate hedging, but I guess this is sort of a
Speaker 1: hedge of you. No, it's it is called hedging. That
Speaker 1: would be called stupid stupidity, stupidity hedging. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll have fun with sweet sixteen and uh,
Speaker 1: good luck with your alma mater, Lar, Thank you, Dan Jylan,
Speaker 1: good luck this week. Um lunch is ready. I gotta run,
Speaker 1: all right, buddy, byry, good luck by now