Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second date update. You know, after doing these
Speaker 1: second date updates for so long, I've realized that I've
Speaker 1: been dating the wrong way my whole life. Really okay,
Speaker 1: because we do get quite a few submissions, not a ton,
Speaker 1: but enough to where I realized that I've never been
Speaker 1: on a first date that has ended in the emergency room.
Speaker 1: And we get quite a few first dants in the
Speaker 1: emergency room like today's. I don't know, I must be
Speaker 1: doing something wrong. And Stephen is on the phone and
Speaker 1: apparently his first date ended in the ear. What's up, Stephen? Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going? So? Were you the one that ended
Speaker 1: up having to go to the ear or was it
Speaker 1: your date? It was me? Okay, you that with a
Speaker 1: little bit of joy at your voice, and I like
Speaker 1: that about you, Stephen. I think it was a little funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. What happened? So I met this girl. Her
Speaker 1: name is Aaron, and okay, so I did good for
Speaker 1: state for us to be to go bowling. Also still
Speaker 1: doesn't sound very dangerous to me. Yeah, exactly right. So
Speaker 1: I figure I'm fairly decent, pretty good at bowling, and
Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of people there and I
Speaker 1: could maybe show off to her a little bit, because
Speaker 1: most girls can't resist a good bowler. Oh yeah, usually
Speaker 1: on our list of must have. Oh yeah, Jeby when
Speaker 1: it comes to sex appeal, bowling his way up there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your email just said that you ended up in the
Speaker 1: emergency room. And I'm already loving this story that you
Speaker 1: were trying to show off at bowling and somehow that
Speaker 1: ended up in the hospital. That's amazing. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: And she showed up and she looked amazing. You know,
Speaker 1: should really beautiful hair and should smile. She totally lit up,
Speaker 1: and she wore a Jeane shorts too. Okay, sexy, that's
Speaker 1: kind of everybody's vision of beauty, hair, a smile, and
Speaker 1: Jeane shorts. You scored, I did. Yeah, So what happened?
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys obviously hit it off. Yeah, pretty immediately.
Speaker 1: We got on the lane and you know, we're having
Speaker 1: a good time. And I have this like patented, like
Speaker 1: bowling trick technique that I have where I can like
Speaker 1: bowl while holding a beer and okay, I am impressed.
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to laugh at you, but yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, and I'm about to show her the technique
Speaker 1: and holding the ball and I'm holding the beer and
Speaker 1: you know, just about winding up and going back with
Speaker 1: the ball and getting ready with my fancy footwork to
Speaker 1: go forward. Is she laughing at this point or is
Speaker 1: she actually impressed right now? I'm not really watching her
Speaker 1: at that point. I'm actually focusing on me and my craft.
Speaker 1: At this point. I really want to see this because
Speaker 1: it just sounds like you're flailing around the bowling alley.
Speaker 1: It's a lot more elegant than you would imagine. Oh
Speaker 1: elegance anyway, So I'm like winding up, I'm getting ready
Speaker 1: to go, and somehow, for the first time ever, I
Speaker 1: lost my balance and I kind of fell backwards over
Speaker 1: the you know that like machine that's like separates the
Speaker 1: two lanes with the ball, like the ball return. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I fell backwards over that. The ball went one way
Speaker 1: and I went the other, and the glass bottle in
Speaker 1: my hand shattered actually in my hand and cut my
Speaker 1: hand pretty bad. That's how you hurt yourself, Oh sir,
Speaker 1: How bad was it? It was pretty bad? But I
Speaker 1: figure I could like handle it, and just got some
Speaker 1: paper towels and just to kind of stop the bleeding.
Speaker 1: But the bleeding didn't stop actually, so oh my god. Wait,
Speaker 1: so while you're trying to control this is bleeding, are
Speaker 1: you still having conversation with her or no. I was
Speaker 1: playing it cool because I didn't want to like show,
Speaker 1: you know, give any signs that I was being a
Speaker 1: whimper anything like that. So I'm good, I'm good. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling a little faint because I've lost quite a bit
Speaker 1: of blood, but I can tuck this out because I
Speaker 1: want to finish this date a man of my word. Seriously,
Speaker 1: what was her response to all of this? She just
Speaker 1: really wanted to call an ambulance and like and helped
Speaker 1: me out. But I was not wanting that, you know,
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to come off as weak or
Speaker 1: anything at all. But it just starts to feel faint
Speaker 1: and out of nowhere. I guess the front desk hat
Speaker 1: called and there's a couple of EMPs that walked up
Speaker 1: to me and they asked me to come outside with
Speaker 1: them because I guess the cut looked really deep to
Speaker 1: them and they said it needed medical attentions. And the
Speaker 1: next thing I know, I'm in a gurney in an
Speaker 1: ambulance on the way to the hospital. Like, wow, was
Speaker 1: that bad. Yeah, an ambulance for a cut on your hand.
Speaker 1: It was really deep and I guess I'd lost a
Speaker 1: lot of blood, so they wanted to take me just
Speaker 1: as a precaution. So is that the end of your date?
Speaker 1: Is that how your date ended? Is you getting wheeled
Speaker 1: off on a gurnee? No, she actually ended up coming
Speaker 1: with me and she sat in the ambulance with me
Speaker 1: and it. Yeah, it was really amazing of her to
Speaker 1: do that, and that's kind of a bonding moment. I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I tried to hold her hand, but I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: bad idea. Most women don't like holding bloody hands. It's
Speaker 1: a lesson that I've learned too the hard way. So
Speaker 1: how did it finally end? Then? So basically we get
Speaker 1: to the hospital and I get rolled in, they start
Speaker 1: stitching up my hand, and before I know what, I
Speaker 1: kind of like looked down the hallway to see if
Speaker 1: she's there, and I guess she had left at that point,
Speaker 1: sou And I've called her since then, you know, left
Speaker 1: her messages and texted her and I haven't heard from
Speaker 1: her at all, so she's kind of really responding. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's weird. Yeah, yeah, it's super weird because I mean,
Speaker 1: she cared enough to come with me on the ambulance
Speaker 1: and now she's sort of just disappeared, so I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. Well, okay, well we'll try to
Speaker 1: figure it out. We'll play a song, come back, and
Speaker 1: then see if we can get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. I really appreciate it, all right, hang on brooking,
Speaker 1: Jubil in the morning update. Hi, this is Jebil Flag.
Speaker 1: You might know me from such exciting radio segments as
Speaker 1: the phone tap over the second Date update, and I'm
Speaker 1: here today to talk about something that has not discussed
Speaker 1: enough in our society, and that's safety while bowling. Remember
Speaker 1: always bowl protected, And unfortunately the guy in today's second
Speaker 1: date update did not protect himself enough while bowling, and
Speaker 1: he actually cut his hand and had to go to
Speaker 1: the emergency room in the middle of his first date.
Speaker 1: His name is Stephen, and we're about to call his date,
Speaker 1: her name's Aaron, and find out why she left him.
Speaker 1: She actually wrote with him in the ambulance to the
Speaker 1: emergency room. He went in there to get stitched up
Speaker 1: and stuff, and when he came out, she was gone.
Speaker 1: And he hasn't heard from her since so what would
Speaker 1: make her leave a man on his deathbed? We'll find
Speaker 1: out in just a second. Stephen, are you ready to
Speaker 1: give her a call? I am? I just really want
Speaker 1: to know why she left without saying anything. I mean,
Speaker 1: she didn't want to date me, that's fine, but at
Speaker 1: least like me check in or see how I'm doing
Speaker 1: or anything like that. You know. Okay, you guys, it's
Speaker 1: a couple of stitches in your hand. You guys are
Speaker 1: all acting like that this is some horrible accident where
Speaker 1: you couldn't have walked away from it. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: the EMT said that I lost a lot of blood
Speaker 1: and you know Sidon wasn't doing that well, so you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: bigger than it was. Wow. Okay, well that you pulled through, Stephen,
Speaker 1: I really am. I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now.
Speaker 1: You're ready? Yeah? Okay? Hello? Hi? Can I speak to Aaron? Please?
Speaker 1: This is Aaron. Hey, Aaron Howard you. This is Jewbil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Hi. Do I
Speaker 1: know you? I hope so, but maybe not. Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning is a radio show. My name
Speaker 1: is jew Bil. Brooke is also here, and Jose is
Speaker 1: over there. So there's three of us on the phone
Speaker 1: right now. So why are you calling me? I'm calling
Speaker 1: because we actually got an email about you from one
Speaker 1: of our listeners. Why would somebody email you about me? Well,
Speaker 1: because we do a segment on our show, it's called
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update, and you recently went out with
Speaker 1: a dude named Stephen. Oh, Steven emailed you. Yes, Steven
Speaker 1: emailed us. And I'm sure you remember going on his
Speaker 1: date because it ended with him in the emergency room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember, but I'm surprised that he even remembers me.
Speaker 1: What of course he remembers you. You made a big
Speaker 1: impression on him. Yeah, I doubt it. Would you doubt
Speaker 1: that you made an impression on him. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know how many days this guy could go on
Speaker 1: and then cut his hand while bowling and then have
Speaker 1: to go to the emergency room and have his date
Speaker 1: come along with him. I'm sure he probably remembered that. Well,
Speaker 1: did you guys talk to him about it? Yeah? We did.
Speaker 1: We had actually a conversation about your date. He said
Speaker 1: that he really liked you, He thought you were beautiful
Speaker 1: and fun and all that kind of stuff, And then
Speaker 1: he admitted that he was kind of messing around while
Speaker 1: bowling and then cut his hand and he went to
Speaker 1: the emergency room. When he came out from being setched up,
Speaker 1: you were gone and you haven't talked to him. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well he might have conveniently left out a couple of
Speaker 1: details for you. Really, I mean, from his description, he
Speaker 1: was all about you, like he was impressed that you
Speaker 1: went with him in the ambulance, and he was shocked
Speaker 1: that you weren't there at the end because he really
Speaker 1: wanted to I guess, thank you or make another date. Wow,
Speaker 1: he's really fun a tale for you, hasn't he? What
Speaker 1: would you mind sharing the details that he missed? I mean,
Speaker 1: it mostly was true, except that there was one really
Speaker 1: big issue that he left out, which is that I
Speaker 1: was waiting for him outside the room in the yard
Speaker 1: and I walked over to see how it was going,
Speaker 1: and I looked in the door and he was flirting
Speaker 1: with the nurse. He was flirting with the nurse. Is
Speaker 1: that what you said? Yeah? I mean I don't really
Speaker 1: think it's that funny because I'm on a date with
Speaker 1: this guy and he's just flirting behind my back while
Speaker 1: I sit out in the waiting room waiting for him
Speaker 1: to be healed. Okay, wait, hold on. How was he
Speaker 1: flirting though? What was he doing? I saw him like
Speaker 1: smile at the nurse when she was taking his heart
Speaker 1: rate on his Like she touched his arm and he
Speaker 1: like got all gooey and smiled at her. So he smiled.
Speaker 1: That could have just been him being polite. I know
Speaker 1: what I saw. I saw what I saw, and he
Speaker 1: was flirting with her, and I saw him check her
Speaker 1: out when she turned around, and I it was really
Speaker 1: embarrassing because like I O in the ambulance with him,
Speaker 1: and then he's flirting with somebody else while I'm not there.
Speaker 1: Can we hold on though, because I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you so far what you've described sounds pretty innocent. Well,
Speaker 1: you weren't there. And I saw him flexing when the
Speaker 1: nurse changed his bandages, So flexing like showing off his muscles, like, hey,
Speaker 1: lady nurse, look at my big man muscles. You don't
Speaker 1: think maybe he could have been like wincing in pain
Speaker 1: or something. Why do you keep making excuses for him?
Speaker 1: He was obviously flirting. I saw it. It just sounds
Speaker 1: like you're jumping to a lot of conclusions. I guess
Speaker 1: because the guy who called up. I don't know why
Speaker 1: you can't understand me. This is what I'm saying. You're
Speaker 1: taking his side. I saw him whisper in her ear,
Speaker 1: and who whispers in nurse's ears? That's weird. Will I
Speaker 1: will back you on that. Yeah, it's not much whispering
Speaker 1: that goes on. Okay, you were there. I'm not just
Speaker 1: disregarding what you have to say. You were there, you
Speaker 1: saw it. You say that he was flirting with the nurse,
Speaker 1: but you know who else was also Enlighten me? Stephen
Speaker 1: was also there, and he's actually on the other line
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you, So I'd love to
Speaker 1: hear your side of the story. Wait what Yeah, Stephen
Speaker 1: is on the other line and wants to talk to you. Stephen,
Speaker 1: are you still there? Yeah? I'm still here. Seriously, Aaron, Yes, seriously,
Speaker 1: you're flirting with somebody while I'm on a date with
Speaker 1: you when I rode in the ambulance. How awful of
Speaker 1: a person are you? I don't think you understand what
Speaker 1: actually happened. I mean, she was being really nice, so
Speaker 1: I was smiling back and regarding the flexing, I wasn't
Speaker 1: actually flexing at all, Like, that's totally crazy on your end.
Speaker 1: So well, then explain the whispering in the nurse's ear thing,
Speaker 1: because that's weird and I don't know why you would
Speaker 1: need to be doing that, like asking for extra jello
Speaker 1: or something like that. I think you're being super off based.
Speaker 1: I wasn't whispering into anyone's ear Like, are you paranoid
Speaker 1: on all of these days? Oh my god, you come
Speaker 1: on this show and you turn everybody on your side
Speaker 1: and then make me look like I'm a crazy person.
Speaker 1: When I was there and I saw the type of
Speaker 1: person that you are. Clearly these suspicions are cunning from
Speaker 1: somewhere and you should probably keep it in your pants
Speaker 1: when you're on a date with somebody who keep it
Speaker 1: in your pants next time a nurse is trying to
Speaker 1: stitch you up. This is ridiculous. She was helping me out,
Speaker 1: so I can't even be nice to her and smile
Speaker 1: at her. I mean, it's completely crazy what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I know what I saw. You checked out her, but
Speaker 1: when she walked away, don't lie to me. Admit that
Speaker 1: you did it fine one time, but it's not that
Speaker 1: big of it. I mean, come on ered Cob a
Speaker 1: little slack if you had a hotmail nurse. You're telling
Speaker 1: me that you wouldn't check out his rear end when
Speaker 1: he walked away. Not when I'm on a day with
Speaker 1: somebody else. That's disrespectful and I would never be like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you have more self control than most people. He
Speaker 1: obviously liked you a lot. Why are you being so insecure?
Speaker 1: I am not being insecure. If you had been there,
Speaker 1: you would have seen the way that he was looking
Speaker 1: at her. I'm surprised he didn't deep the doctor in
Speaker 1: front of me. That would have been amazing to see.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say anymore. She's jumping to
Speaker 1: conclusions and she's being way out about. Okay, well, you're
Speaker 1: clearly a snake in the grass and I see you coming,
Speaker 1: so don't even ever interact with me again in the grass? Good,
Speaker 1: good one? All right? Well, if that's not good about,
Speaker 1: how about you're a dirty, filthy dog and I would
Speaker 1: never even bring you in off the street. Wore abandoned
Speaker 1: straight dog, Stephen, Oh, a snake in the grass or
Speaker 1: a dirty dog? That really hurts. I know it did,
Speaker 1: especially because that's a compliment compared to like what you
Speaker 1: really are? Whoa hey, before this gets just two out
Speaker 1: of control, Aaron, would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Stephen? We will pay for it? Oh
Speaker 1: not if I was the last nurse on earth. I
Speaker 1: think great. No thank you on my end either, because
Speaker 1: you're just absolutely crazy. I am not crazy, and if
Speaker 1: you ever call me that again, I will hunt you down.
Speaker 1: Oh well, second date is officially over. Stephen, go find
Speaker 1: a hiding place and take care of Texted at seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine two says you might want to save
Speaker 1: that second date update in case it's needed in court
Speaker 1: for a murder case. Broken jewel in the morning, talking
Speaker 1: about today's second date update if you missed it, Aaron
Speaker 1: or Stephen wanted to call Aaron. They went out on
Speaker 1: a date and he has like some patented bowling trick.
Speaker 1: He was trying to explain it to us. It still
Speaker 1: didn't really make a whole lot of sense. But it
Speaker 1: involved him like flailing his arms around to be able
Speaker 1: to throw a bowling ball and hold a beer at
Speaker 1: the same time. And he was doing it to impress her.
Speaker 1: And he fell down and tripped over that little like
Speaker 1: ball return thing and cut his hand and then the
Speaker 1: bowling Alley called EMTs to come check on his hand
Speaker 1: because they thought that he was losing a lot of
Speaker 1: blood and stuff like that, and so he had to
Speaker 1: go to the hospital. She actually rode with him in
Speaker 1: the ambulance to go to the emergency room and then
Speaker 1: was gone when he was done getting his stitches, and
Speaker 1: he didn't know what happened. We got her on the
Speaker 1: phone and she accused him of flirting with the nurse
Speaker 1: that was helping him. Oh no, and that's why she
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to him. It seemed a little
Speaker 1: extreme that she would just up and leave because he
Speaker 1: smiled at a nurse. But she did say that there
Speaker 1: was whispered in the nurse's ear, which he denied. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean still, she's just the most jealous person ever, Like,
Speaker 1: come on, how dare you let that nurse touch you? Right?
Speaker 1: She had to put stitches and like clean up my wound? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I saw the way you were looking at her
Speaker 1: when she was cleaning that wound. You want her to
Speaker 1: be cleaning something else. I don't. I was trying to
Speaker 1: come up with a defense for her, But she does
Speaker 1: sound like a nut job. Yeah, yeah, And then her defense,
Speaker 1: I'm not crazy. If you say that again, I'll come
Speaker 1: find you like what, Okay, I'm not crazy, and the
Speaker 1: little guy that lives in my eyebrow will confirm that.
Speaker 1: Just ask him. I'm not insane. So Stephen said he
Speaker 1: was good and didn't want to go out with her again,
Speaker 1: but she was fine with that because Stephen is a
Speaker 1: dirty snake in the grass. That was another good part
Speaker 1: from the second date update. She was trying to throw
Speaker 1: insults at him and they were just missus. Yeah. They
Speaker 1: sounded like something like a sixty five year old retired
Speaker 1: woman would say, Yeah, look at you, You're a crummagin. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second date update, all
Speaker 1: you to do is email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back, whom in
Speaker 1: ninety two Boy five