WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bowling Tricks

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jewels. Second date update. You know, after doing these

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<v Speaker 1>second date updates for so long, I've realized that I've

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<v Speaker 1>been dating the wrong way my whole life. Really okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because we do get quite a few submissions, not a ton,

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<v Speaker 1>but enough to where I realized that I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>on a first date that has ended in the emergency room.

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<v Speaker 1>And we get quite a few first dants in the

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<v Speaker 1>emergency room like today's. I don't know, I must be

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<v Speaker 1>doing something wrong. And Stephen is on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>apparently his first date ended in the ear. What's up, Stephen? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how's it going? So? Were you the one that ended

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<v Speaker 1>up having to go to the ear or was it

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<v Speaker 1>your date? It was me? Okay, you that with a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of joy at your voice, and I like

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<v Speaker 1>that about you, Stephen. I think it was a little funny. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good. What happened? So I met this girl. Her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Aaron, and okay, so I did good for

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<v Speaker 1>state for us to be to go bowling. Also still

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound very dangerous to me. Yeah, exactly right. So

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<v Speaker 1>I figure I'm fairly decent, pretty good at bowling, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, there's a lot of people there and I

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<v Speaker 1>could maybe show off to her a little bit, because

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<v Speaker 1>most girls can't resist a good bowler. Oh yeah, usually

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<v Speaker 1>on our list of must have. Oh yeah, Jeby when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to sex appeal, bowling his way up there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>your email just said that you ended up in the

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<v Speaker 1>emergency room. And I'm already loving this story that you

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to show off at bowling and somehow that

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<v Speaker 1>ended up in the hospital. That's amazing. Yeah, it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>And she showed up and she looked amazing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>should really beautiful hair and should smile. She totally lit up,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wore a Jeane shorts too. Okay, sexy, that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of everybody's vision of beauty, hair, a smile, and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeane shorts. You scored, I did. Yeah, So what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you guys obviously hit it off. Yeah, pretty immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>We got on the lane and you know, we're having

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. And I have this like patented, like

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<v Speaker 1>bowling trick technique that I have where I can like

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<v Speaker 1>bowl while holding a beer and okay, I am impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was going to laugh at you, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, and I'm about to show her the technique

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<v Speaker 1>and holding the ball and I'm holding the beer and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just about winding up and going back with

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<v Speaker 1>the ball and getting ready with my fancy footwork to

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<v Speaker 1>go forward. Is she laughing at this point or is

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<v Speaker 1>she actually impressed right now? I'm not really watching her

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<v Speaker 1>at that point. I'm actually focusing on me and my craft.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point. I really want to see this because

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<v Speaker 1>it just sounds like you're flailing around the bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot more elegant than you would imagine. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>elegance anyway, So I'm like winding up, I'm getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go, and somehow, for the first time ever, I

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<v Speaker 1>lost my balance and I kind of fell backwards over

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<v Speaker 1>the you know that like machine that's like separates the

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<v Speaker 1>two lanes with the ball, like the ball return. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I fell backwards over that. The ball went one way

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<v Speaker 1>and I went the other, and the glass bottle in

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<v Speaker 1>my hand shattered actually in my hand and cut my

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<v Speaker 1>hand pretty bad. That's how you hurt yourself, Oh sir,

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<v Speaker 1>How bad was it? It was pretty bad? But I

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<v Speaker 1>figure I could like handle it, and just got some

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<v Speaker 1>paper towels and just to kind of stop the bleeding.

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<v Speaker 1>But the bleeding didn't stop actually, so oh my god. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>so while you're trying to control this is bleeding, are

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<v Speaker 1>you still having conversation with her or no. I was

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<v Speaker 1>playing it cool because I didn't want to like show,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, give any signs that I was being a

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<v Speaker 1>whimper anything like that. So I'm good, I'm good. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>feeling a little faint because I've lost quite a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of blood, but I can tuck this out because I

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<v Speaker 1>want to finish this date a man of my word. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>what was her response to all of this? She just

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<v Speaker 1>really wanted to call an ambulance and like and helped

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<v Speaker 1>me out. But I was not wanting that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't want to come off as weak or

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<v Speaker 1>anything at all. But it just starts to feel faint

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<v Speaker 1>and out of nowhere. I guess the front desk hat

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<v Speaker 1>called and there's a couple of EMPs that walked up

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<v Speaker 1>to me and they asked me to come outside with

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<v Speaker 1>them because I guess the cut looked really deep to

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<v Speaker 1>them and they said it needed medical attentions. And the

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<v Speaker 1>next thing I know, I'm in a gurney in an

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<v Speaker 1>ambulance on the way to the hospital. Like, wow, was

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<v Speaker 1>that bad. Yeah, an ambulance for a cut on your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really deep and I guess I'd lost a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of blood, so they wanted to take me just

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<v Speaker 1>as a precaution. So is that the end of your date?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that how your date ended? Is you getting wheeled

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<v Speaker 1>off on a gurnee? No, she actually ended up coming

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<v Speaker 1>with me and she sat in the ambulance with me

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<v Speaker 1>and it. Yeah, it was really amazing of her to

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<v Speaker 1>do that, and that's kind of a bonding moment. I guess. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to hold her hand, but I guess yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>bad idea. Most women don't like holding bloody hands. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a lesson that I've learned too the hard way. So

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<v Speaker 1>how did it finally end? Then? So basically we get

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<v Speaker 1>to the hospital and I get rolled in, they start

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<v Speaker 1>stitching up my hand, and before I know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like looked down the hallway to see if

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<v Speaker 1>she's there, and I guess she had left at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>sou And I've called her since then, you know, left

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<v Speaker 1>her messages and texted her and I haven't heard from

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<v Speaker 1>her at all, so she's kind of really responding. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that's weird. Yeah, yeah, it's super weird because I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she cared enough to come with me on the ambulance

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's sort of just disappeared, so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going on. Well, okay, well we'll try to

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out. We'll play a song, come back, and

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<v Speaker 1>then see if we can get your second date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I really appreciate it, all right, hang on brooking,

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<v Speaker 1>Jubil in the morning update. Hi, this is Jebil Flag.

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<v Speaker 1>You might know me from such exciting radio segments as

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<v Speaker 1>the phone tap over the second Date update, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here today to talk about something that has not discussed

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<v Speaker 1>enough in our society, and that's safety while bowling. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>always bowl protected, And unfortunately the guy in today's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update did not protect himself enough while bowling, and

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<v Speaker 1>he actually cut his hand and had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the emergency room in the middle of his first date.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Stephen, and we're about to call his date,

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<v Speaker 1>her name's Aaron, and find out why she left him.

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<v Speaker 1>She actually wrote with him in the ambulance to the

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<v Speaker 1>emergency room. He went in there to get stitched up

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff, and when he came out, she was gone.

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<v Speaker 1>And he hasn't heard from her since so what would

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<v Speaker 1>make her leave a man on his deathbed? We'll find

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<v Speaker 1>out in just a second. Stephen, are you ready to

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<v Speaker 1>give her a call? I am? I just really want

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<v Speaker 1>to know why she left without saying anything. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't want to date me, that's fine, but at

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<v Speaker 1>least like me check in or see how I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>or anything like that. You know. Okay, you guys, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of stitches in your hand. You guys are

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<v Speaker 1>all acting like that this is some horrible accident where

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<v Speaker 1>you couldn't have walked away from it. Well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the EMT said that I lost a lot of blood

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<v Speaker 1>and you know Sidon wasn't doing that well, so you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than it was. Wow. Okay, well that you pulled through, Stephen,

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<v Speaker 1>I really am. I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready? Yeah? Okay? Hello? Hi? Can I speak to Aaron? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Aaron. Hey, Aaron Howard you. This is Jewbil

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Hi. Do I

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<v Speaker 1>know you? I hope so, but maybe not. Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning is a radio show. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is jew Bil. Brooke is also here, and Jose is

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<v Speaker 1>over there. So there's three of us on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>right now. So why are you calling me? I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>because we actually got an email about you from one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners. Why would somebody email you about me? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>because we do a segment on our show, it's called

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<v Speaker 1>the Second Date Update, and you recently went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a dude named Stephen. Oh, Steven emailed you. Yes, Steven

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us. And I'm sure you remember going on his

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<v Speaker 1>date because it ended with him in the emergency room. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, but I'm surprised that he even remembers me.

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<v Speaker 1>What of course he remembers you. You made a big

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<v Speaker 1>impression on him. Yeah, I doubt it. Would you doubt

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<v Speaker 1>that you made an impression on him. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how many days this guy could go on

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<v Speaker 1>and then cut his hand while bowling and then have

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the emergency room and have his date

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<v Speaker 1>come along with him. I'm sure he probably remembered that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys talk to him about it? Yeah? We did.

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<v Speaker 1>We had actually a conversation about your date. He said

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<v Speaker 1>that he really liked you, He thought you were beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>and fun and all that kind of stuff, And then

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<v Speaker 1>he admitted that he was kind of messing around while

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<v Speaker 1>bowling and then cut his hand and he went to

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<v Speaker 1>the emergency room. When he came out from being setched up,

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<v Speaker 1>you were gone and you haven't talked to him. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well he might have conveniently left out a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>details for you. Really, I mean, from his description, he

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<v Speaker 1>was all about you, like he was impressed that you

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<v Speaker 1>went with him in the ambulance, and he was shocked

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<v Speaker 1>that you weren't there at the end because he really

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to I guess, thank you or make another date. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>he's really fun a tale for you, hasn't he? What

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<v Speaker 1>would you mind sharing the details that he missed? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it mostly was true, except that there was one really

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<v Speaker 1>big issue that he left out, which is that I

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<v Speaker 1>was waiting for him outside the room in the yard

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<v Speaker 1>and I walked over to see how it was going,

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<v Speaker 1>and I looked in the door and he was flirting

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<v Speaker 1>with the nurse. He was flirting with the nurse. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you said? Yeah? I mean I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>think it's that funny because I'm on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>this guy and he's just flirting behind my back while

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<v Speaker 1>I sit out in the waiting room waiting for him

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<v Speaker 1>to be healed. Okay, wait, hold on. How was he

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<v Speaker 1>flirting though? What was he doing? I saw him like

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<v Speaker 1>smile at the nurse when she was taking his heart

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<v Speaker 1>rate on his Like she touched his arm and he

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<v Speaker 1>like got all gooey and smiled at her. So he smiled.

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<v Speaker 1>That could have just been him being polite. I know

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<v Speaker 1>what I saw. I saw what I saw, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was flirting with her, and I saw him check her

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<v Speaker 1>out when she turned around, and I it was really

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing because like I O in the ambulance with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he's flirting with somebody else while I'm not there.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we hold on though, because I'm going to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you so far what you've described sounds pretty innocent. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't there. And I saw him flexing when the

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<v Speaker 1>nurse changed his bandages, So flexing like showing off his muscles, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>lady nurse, look at my big man muscles. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>think maybe he could have been like wincing in pain

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Why do you keep making excuses for him?

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<v Speaker 1>He was obviously flirting. I saw it. It just sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you're jumping to a lot of conclusions. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>because the guy who called up. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>you can't understand me. This is what I'm saying. You're

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<v Speaker 1>taking his side. I saw him whisper in her ear,

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<v Speaker 1>and who whispers in nurse's ears? That's weird. Will I

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<v Speaker 1>will back you on that. Yeah, it's not much whispering

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<v Speaker 1>that goes on. Okay, you were there. I'm not just

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<v Speaker 1>disregarding what you have to say. You were there, you

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<v Speaker 1>saw it. You say that he was flirting with the nurse,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know who else was also Enlighten me? Stephen

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<v Speaker 1>was also there, and he's actually on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you, So I'd love to

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<v Speaker 1>hear your side of the story. Wait what Yeah, Stephen

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<v Speaker 1>is on the other line and wants to talk to you. Stephen,

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<v Speaker 1>are you still there? Yeah? I'm still here. Seriously, Aaron, Yes, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>you're flirting with somebody while I'm on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>you when I rode in the ambulance. How awful of

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<v Speaker 1>a person are you? I don't think you understand what

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<v Speaker 1>actually happened. I mean, she was being really nice, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was smiling back and regarding the flexing, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>actually flexing at all, Like, that's totally crazy on your end.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, then explain the whispering in the nurse's ear thing,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's weird and I don't know why you would

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<v Speaker 1>need to be doing that, like asking for extra jello

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. I think you're being super off based.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't whispering into anyone's ear Like, are you paranoid

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<v Speaker 1>on all of these days? Oh my god, you come

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<v Speaker 1>on this show and you turn everybody on your side

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<v Speaker 1>and then make me look like I'm a crazy person.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was there and I saw the type of

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<v Speaker 1>person that you are. Clearly these suspicions are cunning from

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere and you should probably keep it in your pants

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<v Speaker 1>when you're on a date with somebody who keep it

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<v Speaker 1>in your pants next time a nurse is trying to

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<v Speaker 1>stitch you up. This is ridiculous. She was helping me out,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't even be nice to her and smile

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<v Speaker 1>at her. I mean, it's completely crazy what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what I saw. You checked out her, but

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<v Speaker 1>when she walked away, don't lie to me. Admit that

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<v Speaker 1>you did it fine one time, but it's not that

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<v Speaker 1>big of it. I mean, come on ered Cob a

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<v Speaker 1>little slack if you had a hotmail nurse. You're telling

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<v Speaker 1>me that you wouldn't check out his rear end when

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<v Speaker 1>he walked away. Not when I'm on a day with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else. That's disrespectful and I would never be like that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have more self control than most people. He

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<v Speaker 1>obviously liked you a lot. Why are you being so insecure?

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<v Speaker 1>I am not being insecure. If you had been there,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have seen the way that he was looking

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<v Speaker 1>at her. I'm surprised he didn't deep the doctor in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. That would have been amazing to see.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to say anymore. She's jumping to

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<v Speaker 1>conclusions and she's being way out about. Okay, well, you're

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<v Speaker 1>clearly a snake in the grass and I see you coming,

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<v Speaker 1>so don't even ever interact with me again in the grass? Good,

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<v Speaker 1>good one? All right? Well, if that's not good about,

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<v Speaker 1>how about you're a dirty, filthy dog and I would

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<v Speaker 1>never even bring you in off the street. Wore abandoned

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<v Speaker 1>straight dog, Stephen, Oh, a snake in the grass or

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<v Speaker 1>a dirty dog? That really hurts. I know it did,

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<v Speaker 1>especially because that's a compliment compared to like what you

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<v Speaker 1>really are? Whoa hey, before this gets just two out

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<v Speaker 1>of control, Aaron, would you like to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with Stephen? We will pay for it? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>not if I was the last nurse on earth. I

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<v Speaker 1>think great. No thank you on my end either, because

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<v Speaker 1>you're just absolutely crazy. I am not crazy, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you ever call me that again, I will hunt you down.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, second date is officially over. Stephen, go find

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<v Speaker 1>a hiding place and take care of Texted at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight five nine two says you might want to save

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<v Speaker 1>that second date update in case it's needed in court

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<v Speaker 1>for a murder case. Broken jewel in the morning, talking

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<v Speaker 1>about today's second date update if you missed it, Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>or Stephen wanted to call Aaron. They went out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date and he has like some patented bowling trick.

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<v Speaker 1>He was trying to explain it to us. It still

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really make a whole lot of sense. But it

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<v Speaker 1>involved him like flailing his arms around to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to throw a bowling ball and hold a beer at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. And he was doing it to impress her.

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<v Speaker 1>And he fell down and tripped over that little like

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<v Speaker 1>ball return thing and cut his hand and then the

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<v Speaker 1>bowling Alley called EMTs to come check on his hand

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<v Speaker 1>because they thought that he was losing a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>blood and stuff like that, and so he had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the hospital. She actually rode with him in

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<v Speaker 1>the ambulance to go to the emergency room and then

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<v Speaker 1>was gone when he was done getting his stitches, and

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't know what happened. We got her on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and she accused him of flirting with the nurse

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<v Speaker 1>that was helping him. Oh no, and that's why she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to talk to him. It seemed a little

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<v Speaker 1>extreme that she would just up and leave because he

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<v Speaker 1>smiled at a nurse. But she did say that there

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<v Speaker 1>was whispered in the nurse's ear, which he denied. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean still, she's just the most jealous person ever, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, how dare you let that nurse touch you? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>She had to put stitches and like clean up my wound? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I saw the way you were looking at her

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<v Speaker 1>when she was cleaning that wound. You want her to

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<v Speaker 1>be cleaning something else. I don't. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>come up with a defense for her, But she does

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a nut job. Yeah, yeah, And then her defense,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not crazy. If you say that again, I'll come

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<v Speaker 1>find you like what, Okay, I'm not crazy, and the

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<v Speaker 1>little guy that lives in my eyebrow will confirm that.

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<v Speaker 1>Just ask him. I'm not insane. So Stephen said he

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<v Speaker 1>was good and didn't want to go out with her again,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was fine with that because Stephen is a

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<v Speaker 1>dirty snake in the grass. That was another good part

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<v Speaker 1>from the second date update. She was trying to throw

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<v Speaker 1>insults at him and they were just missus. Yeah. They

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like something like a sixty five year old retired

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<v Speaker 1>woman would say, Yeah, look at you, You're a crummagin. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second date update, all

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<v Speaker 1>you to do is email the show and we will

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<v Speaker 1>call the person who didn't call you back, whom in

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two Boy five