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Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second date update. You know, after doing these

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Speaker 1: second date updates for so long, I've realized that I've

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Speaker 1: been dating the wrong way my whole life. Really okay,

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Speaker 1: because we do get quite a few submissions, not a ton,

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Speaker 1: on a first date that has ended in the emergency room.

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Speaker 1: And we get quite a few first dants in the

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Speaker 1: emergency room like today's. I don't know, I must be

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Speaker 1: doing something wrong. And Stephen is on the phone and

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Speaker 1: apparently his first date ended in the ear. What's up, Stephen? Hey,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? So? Were you the one that ended

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Speaker 1: your date? It was me? Okay, you that with a

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Speaker 1: that about you, Stephen. I think it was a little funny. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's good. What happened? So I met this girl. Her

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Speaker 1: state for us to be to go bowling. Also still

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Speaker 1: I figure I'm fairly decent, pretty good at bowling, and

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Speaker 1: most girls can't resist a good bowler. Oh yeah, usually

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Speaker 1: on our list of must have. Oh yeah, Jeby when

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Speaker 1: it comes to sex appeal, bowling his way up there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your email just said that you ended up in the

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Speaker 1: And she showed up and she looked amazing. You know,

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Speaker 1: and she wore a Jeane shorts too. Okay, sexy, that's

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Speaker 1: kind of everybody's vision of beauty, hair, a smile, and

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Speaker 1: Jeane shorts. You scored, I did. Yeah, So what happened?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you guys obviously hit it off. Yeah, pretty immediately.

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Speaker 1: We got on the lane and you know, we're having

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Speaker 1: a good time. And I have this like patented, like

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Speaker 1: she actually impressed right now? I'm not really watching her

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Speaker 1: It's a lot more elegant than you would imagine. Oh

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Speaker 1: elegance anyway, So I'm like winding up, I'm getting ready

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Speaker 1: the you know that like machine that's like separates the

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Speaker 1: I fell backwards over that. The ball went one way

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Speaker 1: How bad was it? It was pretty bad? But I

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Speaker 1: so while you're trying to control this is bleeding, are

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Speaker 1: then see if we can get your second date update. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I really appreciate it, all right, hang on brooking,

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Speaker 1: Jubil in the morning update. Hi, this is Jebil Flag.

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Speaker 1: You might know me from such exciting radio segments as

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Speaker 1: the phone tap over the second Date update, and I'm

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Speaker 1: here today to talk about something that has not discussed

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Speaker 1: enough in our society, and that's safety while bowling. Remember

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Speaker 1: always bowl protected, And unfortunately the guy in today's second

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Speaker 1: His name is Stephen, and we're about to call his date,

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Speaker 1: She actually wrote with him in the ambulance to the

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Speaker 1: I really am. I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now.

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Speaker 1: You're ready? Yeah? Okay? Hello? Hi? Can I speak to Aaron? Please?

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Speaker 1: This is Aaron. Hey, Aaron Howard you. This is Jewbil

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Hi. Do I

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Speaker 1: know you? I hope so, but maybe not. Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning is a radio show. My name

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Speaker 1: is jew Bil. Brooke is also here, and Jose is

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Speaker 1: right now. So why are you calling me? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: because we actually got an email about you from one

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Speaker 1: because we do a segment on our show, it's called

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Speaker 1: the Second Date Update, and you recently went out with

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Speaker 1: a dude named Stephen. Oh, Steven emailed you. Yes, Steven

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Speaker 1: I remember, but I'm surprised that he even remembers me.

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Speaker 1: What of course he remembers you. You made a big

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Speaker 1: did you guys talk to him about it? Yeah? We did.

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Speaker 1: We had actually a conversation about your date. He said

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Speaker 1: that what you said? Yeah? I mean I don't really

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Speaker 1: flirting though? What was he doing? I saw him like

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Speaker 1: what I saw. I saw what I saw, and he

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Speaker 1: you so far what you've described sounds pretty innocent. Well,

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Speaker 1: He was obviously flirting. I saw it. It just sounds

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Speaker 1: taking his side. I saw him whisper in her ear,

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Speaker 1: or Stephen wanted to call Aaron. They went out on

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