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Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,

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Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show? Wow? Man?

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Speaker 1: How good has God been to me? You know? Today?

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Speaker 1: Let me get right to it because I'm I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of feeling this today, and I'm pretty sure that's just

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Speaker 1: quite a few of you who go through the same

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Speaker 1: things today. Today was just a little tough morning from

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Speaker 1: me because I didn't want to leave home yesterday. You

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Speaker 1: don't want to stay home a little I'd just gotten home,

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Speaker 1: you know, I gotta go again, and sometimes, you know,

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Speaker 1: like doing it today. Huh. You know, I'm just talking

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Speaker 1: having those days. Well, what do you do when it

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Speaker 1: it gets hard to be positive? What do you do

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Speaker 1: I really can't explain. It's nothing really in particular bad happened.

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Speaker 1: when it's hard to be positive, when it's hard to

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Speaker 1: this morning. Now I haven't completed it. Can I just

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Speaker 1: You know, been there done that. I didn't had that

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Speaker 1: I sprain my finger, I know what to do now.

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Speaker 1: You know the first spring I had a lord, I

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Speaker 1: But now if I spray my finger, I know what

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Speaker 1: the process today. Want to hear are some things Now

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to the big one last. And one

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Speaker 1: of the things I do is I remember the plan,

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Speaker 1: sit down, and I consciously think about the goals I've set.

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Speaker 1: I go over them. See, I've got mine down on

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Speaker 1: That's the only why I can't explain my existence today.

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Speaker 1: been telling y'all, I said, quit telling God how big

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Speaker 1: You're in a fight, mam. I told you this. Now,

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Speaker 1: mind you're listening to ladies and gentlemen. I am here,

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Speaker 1: please lend yourself heavily to gratitude. Start thinking about it

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Speaker 1: on a daily basis. Y'all, be grateful you are here.

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Speaker 1: You are getting the daily news of people not being here.

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Speaker 1: And if you're still receiving the news, the fact remains

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Speaker 1: and I'm not I'm not don't even drag them nothing

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Speaker 1: but if you ever had that conversation, that's a jump

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Speaker 1: And what's bad, Junior winn It ain't no window. It

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. Hover. Are you crazy? Your cover

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Speaker 1: Having new year? All right, the new year and next

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Speaker 1: I do fitness modeling and I'd like to transition to

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Speaker 1: To reach her goal. It's her dream. I'm the clo

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Speaker 1: But these days are different. They're not like our parents were.

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Speaker 1: it's a new day in time, and you know, people

424
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: don't want to discipline their child, or people don't believe

425
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: in hitting their children. Don't hit your child, you know,

426
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: wait till your child grew up and start suckle punching you.

427
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: How about that you hit a nerve? Yeah, so you know,

428
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 1: y'all do it anyway y'all want to. But don't call

429
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: Uncle Stephen, ask Steve nothing about child real. If you

430
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about ass whip us, because that's

431
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: all I got. Don't call me no more, damn more.

432
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: Call the Rida Smiley, show up, call somebody because you know,

433
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: doing this new method, I don't have that. Don't call me,

434
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: ask me nothing about child rid. If you don't want

435
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: to hear about these ass that's all I got for you.

436
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 1: Now you call you old fashioned, I'm old Bye birthday, Yes,

437
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: one day. Moving on to anonymous in Saint Louis, Anonymous rights.

438
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: I work at a rental car place and I've just

439
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: been promoted. Before I got promoted, I was messing with

440
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: a fine young lady that worked with me. We used

441
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 1: to go to the back of the garage and have

442
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: sex and any available as what you v. Now that

443
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm a leader in the company, I can't mess this up.

444
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: I want to climb on that back seat with her

445
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: one more time. Though, Is it too risky or do

446
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: I go for it? Wait a minute, I'm like a

447
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: good back seat. They used to go back in the

448
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: garage in any old suv, any available suv. Yeah, where

449
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,360
Speaker 1: was the getting all these corkeys from her? He works

450
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: at a rental car place, and what is her job

451
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: at the rental car place? She worked with them. They

452
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: worked together, like climbing in the back seat, that's her job,

453
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: climbing in the back seat, sudden rooftop digging in the

454
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: scene where the gangs to lead. Hey, though you may

455
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: not have a fleet of Cadillacs, so what should he do?

456
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: Somebody that you work with him that likes to climb

457
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: up in the back. Now, you may not have had work,

458
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: that wants to give you her all. She's still doing.

459
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: But just remember brothers at car places, you can steal

460
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: stand tall. Hey, here we go, get in the backseat

461
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: one more time. Do it again and blow her mind.

462
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: Whoop whoo hey, climb in the back one more time,

463
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: digging in the scene. Who who you're telling him to go? What?

464
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: I just have to all right, we have to go

465
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: to break now, Yeah, you're listening Morning show. A report

466
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: by Zillo finds it nearly twenty two and a half

467
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: percent twenty two point five percent of US millennials. That's age,

468
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: it's twenty four to thirty six they are living with

469
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: their mom, which is about twelve million young adults. And

470
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: why haven't millennials moved out on their own? Well, according

471
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: to the report, twelve percent of them are currently unemployed.

472
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,239
Speaker 1: Now he got a job? Does he live with you? Yes?

473
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: He does? He live with your MoMA? And you've passed millennials.

474
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: What range is that? Well, since he has the most kids,

475
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: I think we should defer to Steve on this one. Steve,

476
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: you have some rules for when you live with someone

477
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: until you get on your feet. Now, this is not

478
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: for millennials. Anybody, see anybody, Okay, So I don't want

479
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: to make that. I don't want millennials to feel that way.

480
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: This is for anybody. You've had people stay at your

481
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: how I had people come live with me college, college, roommates,

482
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: stuff like that. It's some stuff. Now, these are Steve

483
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: Harvey's rules for living with someone until you get on

484
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: your feet. These are dudes and dotes. Okay, some things

485
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: you need to keep in mind. Here's one right here.

486
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: Your goal every day is to make it seem like

487
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: you there but you're not that. Yeah, that's your goal.

488
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: That's when you wake up, get it in your mind.

489
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: Hill would look like I ain't because you get asked

490
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: to me. Now you don't want that. Here's another one.

491
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: This is very important. Your car should never block me in.

492
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: I can't want to go out and I go out

493
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: there and your car in the day where you were

494
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: in that sleep. Yeah. In fact, I got news for you.

495
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: Your car shouldn't even be in front of the house.

496
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: Huk up the street and walk down to where you live.

497
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:05,239
Speaker 1: It free round the corn Yeah, park at the up

498
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: the street at the parking lot at the grocery store.

499
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: That man. Try to make it look like you ain't

500
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: even got no car if you're watching TV in the

501
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: other room. Yeah, your laugh should not be what I

502
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: can hear, but it lay down the just good bucket.

503
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: This should be your learn how to laugh like this.

504
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: Let me show you how you laugh from you and

505
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: other people. You can't be enjoying their TV and all

506
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: this because how you laugh t what it is real funny.

507
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: That's gonna be hard. Yeah, Steve to put me out,

508
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't give a damn what you want.

509
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: Here's another one. Don't let me walk in the house

510
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: and have to tell you to get out of my chair. Yeah,

511
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: big one. You should only sit. I'm gonna tell you

512
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: the areas you are to sit there, kitchen, your bed,

513
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: ruler and occasionally in the band. Don't be taking read

514
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: material in there. What you focus? Focus? Stare at the

515
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: toilet tissue role? How do your business? Get up? Get out?

516
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: You better count the little preferation holes on the toilet.

517
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: Tis like that. You ain't in there. Okay, another one,

518
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: ain't calling. No, you didn't put it in the fridge,

519
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: don't touch it in the man he bought one cola.

520
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: That's all you reaching the touch. Don'na be shifting stuff around,

521
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: looking all in the back, reading labels you didn't you

522
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: didn't put it in. Now get your hands off. I

523
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: like it. Man might come home from work. Go right

524
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: to your room. Nothing in here, straight to your rules.

525
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: All down the hallway, looking at all away, looking at

526
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: where is this in the picture. That's my damn grandmama.

527
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: Quit asking about her? Why are you roaming around right

528
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: rom So? What is this sea? Rules for living with someone?

529
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: Rules if you got to stay with somebody til you

530
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: get on your feet. I'm just giving some dudes and

531
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: don't so you don't stay there the whole time. Listen

532
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: to me. If I'm watching TV and I get him,

533
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: walk out that room, don't change your damn. Don't mean

534
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm gone back. Don't change that damn sitting there watching

535
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: it together. Our dolls are watch what I was watching

536
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 1: for our doughs. Let me on my eyes and natural

537
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: geographic is gone. You're assing here watching al I should

538
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: wake up to when I went to sleep. Let me

539
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: like I love. Here's one more. You're so serious, Yeah

540
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: this has happened, not a matter of fact. Let me

541
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: make this to laugh. You and only have company where

542
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: the company leave and I have a company. Hell yeah,

543
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: wherever they stay. You go and be in the up

544
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: company of your company all you want, but your company

545
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: can't come neck Hell over here, not in my house.

546
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: Everybody drinking glasses. You're listening to show. Time for another

547
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: round of Would you rather here we go? Guys? Listen up?

548
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: Would you rather play hide and go get it with

549
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: your celebrity crush? Yes? Or would you rather start an

550
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: award winning movie with your celebrity crush? You, Tommy, hide

551
00:35:54,680 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 1: and go get it over an award winning movie? We

552
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: can act the movie? I why we kind of hide

553
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: and go get best lead in the dramas? What about you, Steve?

554
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: I don't really give damn by being in no movie.

555
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:20,720
Speaker 1: But then I don't ain't got no celebrity crush, Junior?

556
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: What do you? I ain't never been in a movie,

557
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: So what the hell I want to do that for?

558
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: I'd rather go play hide and go get it? Where

559
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: are you, Nia, I'm leaking in the kitchen. I'm out

560
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: here hiding getting it girl. I'll see you all right.

561
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: Would you rather get five thousand dollars a day for

562
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: the rest of your life, five thousand dollars a day

563
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life, or would you rather

564
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: get a lump sum b a five million dollars five million?

565
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: Fine funking five thousand? Well it ain't funking Tommy? Yeah? Really?

566
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: Oh here we go? Oh well, no, no, no, no,

567
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: well I think we all heard that. Who want that

568
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: little funking five thousand dollars? I had to correct him

569
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: and go with, damn Tommy, hold up five thousands, And

570
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: then it hit me, Wait a minute, he said it

571
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: out loud, that little funking five thousand dollars a day

572
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: much money I might making any clubs and stuff, y'all.

573
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: Y don't think y'all talking to you. I didn't get

574
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: up out of him. Man, which don't you need five

575
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Though? When you don't need it, he don't.

576
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 1: And that's when you live in a shatau dry roll rod.

577
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: Tommy ask now when asked him to do a show

578
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: for five thous how you ask now? Oh God, you guys,

579
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: are you guys serious? Plan? But now listen to me.

580
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars a day for the rest of your

581
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: life or five million lump song five thousand dollars a day.

582
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: You make one million, eight hundred and twenty five thousand

583
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:27,959
Speaker 1: dollars for the year. So in three years I didn't

584
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: do the man na No, no, no, no, you did

585
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: the man for that five thousand. Yeah, oh you that

586
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: We gotta run. You're listening? All right, guys, it is

587
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: time Steve for comedy roulette. You ready, Jay explained it again.

588
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: Let me break this down. We have new listeners who

589
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: don't have any idea of what we're doing comedy. That

590
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: very simple. Give us five subject five anything you want.

591
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: Put them on a wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. Stop. Yes,

592
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: spun Spun it around as in to be spunt around

593
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 1: as in spin that's totally different. Red. Spun it around. Stop.

594
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. Here we go, all right.

595
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: Number one things you say to yourself when you're mad

596
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: at someone. Number two, you know it's time to go

597
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: to the store. Win dot dot dot. Number three stuff

598
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,760
Speaker 1: you don't like to watch, but you watch it anyway

599
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: to keep them happy. You know we all know about

600
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: that home or him whatever. Number four. Number four you

601
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: know she's not coming back when okay, Number five people

602
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: who never chip in come home. Let's go cat. Let's

603
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: sp whoa it came on. Number one. Things you say

604
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: to yourself when you're mad at someone. Say to you

605
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: yourself when you're mad at someone, Oh can here's some

606
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 1: things you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody.

607
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let it go this time, but the next

608
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 1: damn time. Oh, it's gonna be hell up on me. Hell,

609
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hell. Just when I always say to myself,

610
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: but i'm mad at other people, I'm trying not to

611
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: go jail. I'm doing my best. You say, I'm doing

612
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: my best right now, I'm trying not to go to jail.

613
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: You're really mad? No, No, you're mad, court dates everything.

614
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying. You come, my nephew, you know what, you

615
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: know what? That's all right? Drink that water, then I

616
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: put up in the drink that drink that all right.

617
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone Steve,

618
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: better go ahead on, you, better go ahead on. Now

619
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: this is black, that's all it is. Go ahead. Thing

620
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody. Lord,

621
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: please work with me, Jesus, please please, Father, Father, take

622
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: me down so I don't kill us. That's what I

623
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 1: always say that I'm always mad somebody. That's just something

624
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: you said before to somebody. That's why your ass broke.

625
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: Now that hurt. That hurts. That what you say it

626
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: to yourself? You know what? You know what that's that's

627
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: that's why I got another woman. That's right here. I

628
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: ain't got through this. This is you say to yourself

629
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: with your stupidests. Just like bo Iver heard you say

630
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: that it was two job. It was like, oh my god,

631
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: I thought my mom was talking to me. Things you

632
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: say to people when you mad at him? Won't you

633
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: go ahead and die? Can't get up out of him

634
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: about Facebook? All right? Come on, take us home? No, no, no,

635
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: this says not my family. I'm calling crime stop. They

636
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get a tip today. Yeah, show glad that

637
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: ain't my baby? Why never you tell me? As a

638
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 1: prank phone call? Coming up right after this you're listening

639
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,919
Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour,

640
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today,

641
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: the subject I'm not sure I can do this. I'm

642
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: not sure I can do this, but right now we

643
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: can do this. The nephew is here with today's Frank

644
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got baby, I've been in Prankville.

645
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 1: You know everybody, uh, you know, all couples are not

646
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: able to have a child. You know what I'm saying.

647
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: Everybody's not able to see you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

648
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: so sometimes you need a little yep, you know. So

649
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: let's prank right here is what you call unorthodox methods.

650
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: Unorthodox method running. Kay. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

651
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: trying to reach brother Robert as speaking. Hey, how you doing.

652
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm calling you from the church. How are you doing? Brothers? Man,

653
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm doing super fantastic. Any day above ground is a

654
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: good day. That's good. That's good. Hey, hey, listen, man,

655
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: we wanted to uh, being one of the brothers of

656
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: the church, I wanted to give you a call. Man.

657
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: You didn't make it to day, but you now well

658
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: you know your wife stood up to date and uh

659
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: asked us to keep you all and our prayers because

660
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: y'all are definitely trying to bring her a new child

661
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: into the world. And she let us know that. You know,

662
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: she's she's being a little older now forty one, forty two,

663
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: you know, she said it takes a little longer to

664
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: try and conceive a child than you know in your

665
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: earlier years. So we definitely wanted to let you know,

666
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: man that we we got y'all in our prayers. Man. Man,

667
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: you just don't know how much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah,

668
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: we've been trying, but I know what prayers, all things

669
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: are possible. Yeah, well, we definitely want to definitely want

670
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: to keep you out of our prayers. Man. And uh,

671
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: I hope that you are able to conceive this child

672
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: and brain, you know, brain brain brain bringing news a

673
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: new child into this world. You know the book says

674
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,439
Speaker 1: be fruitful and multiplies. Definitely definitely. Now who is this again? Bro? Brother,

675
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: brother author. I don't know if you know me directly,

676
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: but I'm brother. I wanted the brothers at the church.

677
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, brother, thank you not not not not

678
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: not Bro Robert. What I want to ask you, man,

679
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: was have you considered any any alternatives methods for, as

680
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: you know, maybe helping this situation. Uh, we've looked at

681
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: a few Uh what what what what are you referring

682
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: to as an alternative? Well, I mean I think I

683
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: have a good, uh thing then that might be able

684
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: to help this thing speed up the process and and

685
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 1: and you guys would be expecting in no time. Man, Man,

686
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: we got levels for some things like that. What what

687
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: what you got in mind? I mean, well, what I

688
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: have is a little little unorthodox, man. But I think

689
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: if you allow me to help you on this, man,

690
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: I think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man,

691
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: if nine months or now, you got to be at

692
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: the hospital wait looking for you your baby boy, your

693
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: paper girl, you know, or playing fire and orthodox? Okay,

694
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: U see what I have in mind? Man? Is have

695
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: you considered maybe like a Sarah get father, Clarify, clarified, Sara,

696
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't want I just

697
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: want to make ship with on the same page. What

698
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: do you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well? What it

699
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: is man is you know you know of course a

700
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: sarahus mother is someone that will carry a shy for

701
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: those that cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying,

702
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: right right? So what what? What? What? I've gone to

703
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: the doctor and got myself checked out, man, good physical

704
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: and everything. I'm physically sitting everything. And you know, maybe

705
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: I guess the complications are coming from uh you as

706
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: far as the child not being you know you're not

707
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: being able to conceive right now? No, no, I ain't.

708
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with me? Man, Okay, now what you

709
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: mean like you physically fit? I mean, what the hell

710
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: they got to do with sea? Let's do. What I'm

711
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: saying is if if if what you know, if you

712
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: if you allow me to come over and and supply

713
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: my services. I mean, let's see if you left for

714
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: a weekend, man, and I stayed over there by the

715
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: time you get back, then man, what the time with you?

716
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: Is this? What's going on at this church? Man? Am

717
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: I at the road church? That you you're telling me

718
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: you try hit me? I understand you're saying you want

719
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: to come over and have sex with my wife. Well,

720
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, don't don't look at it like that.

721
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: Don't look at it like that, look at it that

722
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: if I'm helping, you're killing me in that ridicularly you

723
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: just saint you though, what excuse me? Okay, you don't

724
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 1: want to come out and say with my wife? No, no, no,

725
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: I want to come over and just apply my services

726
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: man and put you guys in a better position that

727
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: you will be saying your life. You understand what I'm saying.

728
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying I'm coming from now. I

729
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: don't sound like you tell me you want to have

730
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: sex in my life? Man, what the it's wrong with you?

731
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: Hold on? Hold on, no, this this this brother awesome. Man, Listen,

732
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: see what I'm what I'm trying to do. Man, I

733
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: don't give up you brother? Whose brother? Man? I don't

734
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: know you? And then you're talking about the church. What

735
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: kind of is this? This thousand down at this church

736
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: and rid of the church. Don't have nothing to do

737
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: with this. It's me calling you to leave me when

738
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: you're coming to me, said, I'm trying to be if

739
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: you allow me to be the Surrogan father. I have

740
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: a pregnant bout the end of the week. Man. You

741
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: got me. As soon as I see I'm coming to

742
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: the brothers stead accused to see you. You show the

743
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: bombers said, it's like you. Okay, okay, Gary kidd knew

744
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: you want to have brother brother like? Man, what about

745
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: you keep looking at that like that? How is we

746
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: gonna get this? Are we gonna get passed just so

747
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: we can't get you to this child? Man, we ain't

748
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: gonna get pasted it. You talked about having sex with

749
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: my wife let me. Your wife said, brother, you ain't

750
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,959
Speaker 1: got no white So I have a wife, brother Robert.

751
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is help you along with

752
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: yours and getting this church. I can see that's what

753
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help. Does you can't help me talking

754
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: about having sex with my wife? You said on other

755
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: about me. I ain't thank you for going up bron.

756
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: You're getting my phone number? Well, you know we we

757
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: have people listed at the trade. We have our phone

758
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: numbers listed. He list mind, and when I get that too,

759
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: I hope to see you because I'm gonna punch your head. Y. Hey,

760
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: look man, why don't I Why don't I speak to

761
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: your wife? Or when she comes to church this week

762
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: and I see how man don't feel ranging my wife?

763
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm just gonna talk to him, see how

764
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: she feels about maybe maybe you know using this now

765
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: you can't say, man, don't even look in the direction. Brother,

766
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: by man, who do the hold of you? I need

767
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: to see you myself? Okay? What what? What? What does

768
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: all the anger though? Brother? What? What? What? What do you? Men?

769
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: You're letting the angery? You sitting here telling me that

770
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 1: strip the script. I'm gonna come have sex with your wife. Okay,

771
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: should get ain't okay? Brother? I got one more thing

772
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: I need to tell you. Are you ready for? Can

773
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: I say this? Then you've been red for I hang

774
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: up in your say Okay, are you listening bro? The

775
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 1: robbers I've didn't listen. I'm tired of listen. This is

776
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Horbin Morning Show. You just

777
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: got pranked by your wife. Man, what do you say? Hey, mammy?

778
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: Why doing think that? Man? I'm about to have the

779
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: rest come to tell you about it. No, husband, go

780
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 1: straight twas pace in the mound. Then look for you?

781
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: What that one? Man? Who? All right? Hey, one more thing? Man?

782
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: Tell me this? What is? What is the baddest I'm

783
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve

784
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: Morning Show with as Steve and you Tommy, y'all will

785
00:50:50,600 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: over that man. You went too far? People need up

786
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: you know, if if you if he ain't swimming many

787
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: but by the end of the week time, by the

788
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: end of the weekend, I'm gonna have help pregnant. Bout

789
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: the end of the weekend, you ain't gonna worry about

790
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: this is nothing to stick your chest out to another

791
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: man for about his wife. What do you want? Hey, hey,

792
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: you need to stick chests out or something else? Now

793
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: what you want me stick? Gonna keep that? All right?

794
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: Thank you? Nephew. Oh lord, it's so wrong with that.

795
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: What did I say? Back for the pranksters? Back baby?

796
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: Go to Thomas Smiles dot com. I'm doing some brand

797
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: new ones. You can. You can look for the prank button,

798
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: click something. His nephew Timmy, he did. I'm just trying.

799
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: Hold on, we don't kill him. What I'm talking to

800
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: the people in my head though, No, I'm just I'm

801
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 1: just his nephew, Tommy. So we can make the adjustment.

802
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: Because let's go to Thomas Miles. You know, he ain't

803
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy on their own show. He's Tommy Miles. You know,

804
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: I'm gene gone. I just I don't know what to do.

805
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: Oh I could say something right now. This would be

806
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: just totally wrong. But all right, listen up next it

807
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: is today's Strawberry Letter, the subject I'm not sure we'll

808
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,959
Speaker 1: find out right away what you ain't. I'm not sure

809
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: I can do this. We'll get into the letter right

810
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Time for

811
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. Guys, if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

812
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

813
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. Right Steve tell him yea,

814
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: and we also have to tell him this. Listen. If

815
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: you have young kids in the car, you may not

816
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: want to hear this letter. Them to hear this letter please,

817
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: it's it's a little racy. Let's say. Okay, but I

818
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: ain't got no kids, got grand babies. Hold on tight

819
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: here it is Strawberry letter. All right, thank you, nephew. Subject,

820
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I can do this. Dear Stephen Shirley,

821
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: I am in a fairly near relationship with a great guy.

822
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: Everything was going great for the first ninety days of

823
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: our relationship, so we were mutually ready to advance to

824
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: a sexual relationship. We talked beforehand about what we enjoyed

825
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: and did not enjoy during intimacy, but he left out

826
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: one important detail about what he really likes. On our

827
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: second encounter, he asked me to use a toy on him.

828
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: Yes it was his toy that he pulled out of

829
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:44,760
Speaker 1: a box under his bed. Yes, it's exactly what you're thinking.

830
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: I thought he was joking at first, but he was

831
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: very serious, so I decided to try it and see

832
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: what happened. Surely this man came to life, and he

833
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: became so passionate, aggressive and vocal. Afterwards, he said he

834
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: was so happy that he could reveal the side of

835
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: himself to me without judgment. The problem is I can't

836
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: told him what it is. Wait wait, wait, wait, okay

837
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: what yes him, yes, yes, oh, and he became excited

838
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: and vocal. Yes, yes, okay, Okay, you got it now,

839
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 1: I think I do. Okay, all right, she says, Surely

840
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: this man came to life. He became so passionate, aggressive

841
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: and vocal. Afterwards, he said he was so happy that

842
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: he could reveal the side of himself to me without judgment.

843
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: The problem is, she says, I am judging him. I

844
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: am okay with the fact that he might be bisexual,

845
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: but this is not something I plan to keep up.

846
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,280
Speaker 1: I am crazy about this guy, and I feel comfortable

847
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: enough to talk to him about this, but I'm sure

848
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 1: he will leave me and find someone else that's more

849
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: open minded and adventurous in the bedroom. I've never experienced

850
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 1: this before. Uh, We're at the point now where he

851
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: can't reach his destination if I'm not driving the car.

852
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: This is getting way too much for me to handle,

853
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: since we've only been together for nine months. Should I

854
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: just break it off with him? Am I overthinking this?

855
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 1: Please advise? All right, listen, if you're not comfortable with this, no,

856
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm ahead. I'm not going to be able to address

857
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: this letter in any way. You still stay on it,

858
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:38,959
Speaker 1: I know we won't be No. People have issues, Steve,

859
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,919
Speaker 1: and they need help. Okay, they need help. I'm trying

860
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: my Mica. Four comedians, she wrote to a show with

861
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: four comedians. Anybody got to say, we're gonna try and

862
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,959
Speaker 1: help you though. I mean, she's at the point where,

863
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: you know, this is way too much for her to handle.

864
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: So if it's too much for you to handle, don't

865
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: handle it. Okay, you got to break this thing off

866
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: for it does get literally, yeah, before it does get

867
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: out of control. You're not comfortable with it. You know,

868
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: you guys discussed it beforehand, but he left this part out.

869
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: You said, you know, and if you don't do this,

870
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: you put it this way. If you're not driving the car,

871
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: he can't reach his destination. That's what you said. And

872
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: you said this is way too much for you to handle,

873
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: so I say stop handling it. You know, you guys

874
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: have only been together nine months, you're not married. You

875
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: want to know should you break it off. I have

876
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: to thank you, though, first of all, for being so

877
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: discreet in this letter. We definitely get what you're saying here.

878
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,240
Speaker 1: This is a first. I don't think we've ever gotten

879
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 1: this kind of letter before. Yeah, and you are very

880
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 1: open minded and you are very adventurous. But listen, if

881
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: you're uncomfortable, if what you're doing makes you uncomfortable, then stop.

882
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: You don't have to do this. I mean, you know

883
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: this is what he wants sexually, but you know you

884
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: can be out. Just say no, you're comfortable. You guys

885
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: have been talking so far, so talk some more and

886
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 1: tell him you know what you don't like. And yeah,

887
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: he might leave you, but you know that's the chance

888
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: you'll have to take. Take nor with no reward. And well,

889
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: if you're talking about leaving me, I'm tell you what.

890
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you put all this stuff back in

891
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 1: this box. You can get the hell out. Oh I

892
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: am not open minded or adventurous. So this letter for me,

893
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: and I don't want nobody to take this personal. Whatever

894
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: you do that floats your boat, you and your boat

895
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: can keep right on float. But you didn't write in

896
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: to somebody with a floatable boat. You rode in, you said,

897
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: Shirley and Steve. Now, I don't know what's going on. Hill,

898
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: y'all been talking for ninety days. Y'all decided to move

899
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: the relationship sex. Y'all even talked about what you liked

900
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: and what you didn't like. Y'all have sex. It must

901
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: have been okay because you got together a second time.

902
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: And when you got together a second time, he bought

903
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: some money. He reached up in the bed. He had

904
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: a toy and he asked you to use it on it.

905
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: Come to find out, you had to do some driving.

906
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: Now it got so crazy where you thought he was joking,

907
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: but he wasn't. Now he can't reach his destination without

908
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 1: you driving this toy. You can't do nothing. Everything I

909
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: think of I have to stop. You can't do the

910
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 1: letters about her and how she feels about doing what

911
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: he wants her to do. So you're addressing her still, okay, cool,

912
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 1: let me do that then, See, ma'am, I don't know

913
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: what to tell you, except if this is too much

914
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 1: for you. It's too much for you now. He said

915
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: afterwards that he was so happy that he could reveal

916
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: this side of himself without judgment. The problem is you judging,

917
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: and I'm with you. I know you judge because I'd

918
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: be wondering what the hell going on? My damn sir.

919
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 1: The fact that he might be bisexual. See, that's where

920
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: I need to stop, go to break. She's okay with that,

921
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 1: she said, Yeah, she is all right. We're gonna have

922
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three

923
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: after the hour. The subject I'm not sure if I

924
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: can do this. You're listening, all right, Steve? We got

925
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 1: a recap. Today's letter ain't much of a recap. Well,

926
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: and we do have to do a disclaimer. If you

927
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: have children in the car, you might not want them

928
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: to hear this letter. The subject is I'm not sure

929
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: if I can do that. If you got other adults

930
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:45,439
Speaker 1: in the car, they might not want to head either. Yeah,

931
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: this woman dating this man, they finally have sex. They

932
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: didn't talked about what they like and what they don't like.

933
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 1: First time must have went okay because they got to

934
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: together for the second time. Next time they got together,

935
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 1: they was talking again about what they like and what

936
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: they don't like. She hold him what she liked, He

937
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: said what he liked. But at the second time, homeboyd

938
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: reached up on the bed pull a box out. It

939
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 1: had a sexual toy and she thought he was joking

940
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: at first, but he wanted hub to use it on him,

941
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: and boy did he get loud confessing. Oh lord, And

942
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 1: when it was over, when he was just so happy. Now,

943
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: what you do though something like that? Well, he told us, right,

944
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: he said. Afterwards, he said he was so happy he

945
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: could reveal the side of himself without me judging. Yeah,

946
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 1: now right down. Obviously something didn't get told. Now is

947
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: he bisexual? I don't know. I would based on what

948
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: you said. You said he was bisex. He could probably

949
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 1: be yea, she said. I am okay with the fact

950
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: that he might be bisexual, but this is not something

951
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 1: she plans to keep up. Well, yeah, which means that

952
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 1: in the nine months dad and done in the future.

953
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 1: I think, lady, in my estimation, you should walk away

954
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: because you're not gonna be able to keep this up.

955
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: And then suppose, just suppose that he wants. Mote what

956
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna do. Then, if you're a heterosexual and you

957
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: want to be in a monogamous relationship, then I think

958
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: you gotta get yourself in that position to get what

959
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: you want out of it. You know, you can have

960
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 1: fun if it's what you want to do, tipp Real,

961
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: it's up to you. But you know, yeah, she needs

962
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: to walk away, Steve. I mean, that's it. She said,

963
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: she's not going to be able to keep this up.

964
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: So and if this is what he wants, this is

965
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: what he wants. It makes him come alive and all

966
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 1: of that. She's not gonna be Let me ask you something, Tommy, No,

967
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 1: I gotta show No, Oh no, I'm not. I'm talking

968
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: about women, right, Okay, all right, come on. Have you

969
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: ever had a woman that did something that was a

970
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: little bit outrageous for you and you had to pull back? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

971
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: how'd you feel about having it? I left? Okay? I

972
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: mean did you run? Yeah? I have left with my clothes,

973
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,959
Speaker 1: fell at her house in the call up, but next

974
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: with none bust some socks on you. Damn right. I

975
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: hadn't done it. I know when the league, I know

976
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: when to get out. That's what she That's what she

977
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: should do if she's uncomfortable. Absolutely, I hadn't been sitting

978
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: at the right but naked with some socks on at

979
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: the light. I've had an experience where I've had to

980
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 1: go what you're doing? Yeah, you know, i'd have seen

981
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:47,439
Speaker 1: the suitcase come out just sitting down. They're just cute

982
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 1: as she want to be just cutting stuff on? What

983
01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:00,040
Speaker 1: what is on this d where's the bag moving? And

984
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: she had all count stuff? That's too much for me?

985
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 1: What don't worry about that? I gotta compressor? What were

986
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: you there for? A decoration over? They had hit too switch? Hey? Hold,

987
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: what what about what I'm talking about? Man? Just stuff

988
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: down at that foot? That bad? Here about selling eight

989
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: things out? Serious? Yeah, I'm dead, says man. I'm sitting

990
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 1: here looking at it, a little fun thing. I'm sitting

991
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: here going, man, what the hell I got myself? What

992
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: am I here? For? The part about uncle? You never

993
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 1: see it coming, y'all, but here. The crazy thing is,

994
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: I ain't know what No that stuff did. Wait a minute, so, junior,

995
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,439
Speaker 1: what are you saying? They always looked like a little

996
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: libread No, you know? Now what are you saying? So

997
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 1: you had this experience as well. I had to leave

998
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: where she went to the band froom. I couldn't left, really, Junior,

999
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 1: when they when they when they get that little trunk,

1000
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: they open that little trunk all this stuff like I'm

1001
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 1: safe and fights it like locker on it. Did she

1002
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 1: come out for court? Did she said? Plug that in

1003
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 1: it for me? Did it got gass? They go, yeah,

1004
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: she's started putting on creams? Man? What you know? You jump?

1005
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 1: Do you want something on your hand? It's gonna make

1006
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: your head hot? I don't need no hot ass hand.

1007
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: You want to stand up? No, I don't want to

1008
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: stand Hey, you lay right here. Amazing things we learned

1009
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: about this show? Hold on that scared? I thought, he here?

1010
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,919
Speaker 1: What mess me up? She said, you want one of these?

1011
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 1: You got two? That girl looked at me and said,

1012
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: do you want one of these? I want? Hell? You

1013
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: you need to it for you're gonna No, I want

1014
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: no one of the What is it? Why we got hot?

1015
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: Quit white? What is this? What is that? I see hot? What?

1016
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: Didn't even say? But Tommy, I look down there. She

1017
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: just rubbed a baby on all on her face. Baby

1018
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:34,600
Speaker 1: the slipping too. I got scared? All right? Um well guys,

1019
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 1: thank you for contributing. I think. Bottom line to this

1020
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: young lady, get out while you can, Okay, get out?

1021
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 1: Email is your Instagram's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter

1022
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,440
Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey f M. Okay, we'll be back with

1023
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 1: more of this crazy show right after this hot quit

1024
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: what you're listening Steve Morning Show? All right, So I

1025
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: have a question for you, guys. Steve. You know, we

1026
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: just had big holidays, big family, traditional holidays like we

1027
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 1: do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe not as big as

1028
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: in the past, but still people over the house. So

1029
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: here's a question. Um, what do you say to let

1030
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 1: your company know that you're ready for them to leave

1031
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:24,480
Speaker 1: the house? Yeah, without really saying that you're ready for

1032
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: them to leave? Who, Well, I guess this's it. Yes,

1033
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 1: it's it right here, y'all got going on to night? Yeah,

1034
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 1: I do like the club, dude, I start dimming lights

1035
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 1: last Yeah, I start dimming lights and cutting music off.

1036
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:49,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna end this hit. We're gonna let you know.

1037
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 1: It's a difference going on. Yeah. Yeah, Steve is pretty direct.

1038
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: You don't have to direct. Yes, I go to coat closet.

1039
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, you see me. I just got

1040
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: a hand full of jackets. Hey, which one of these yours? Dog? Yeah?

1041
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 1: He did go get into bed. What he did that

1042
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 1: in New York when we steve when we were at

1043
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,920
Speaker 1: lived in New York, remember that, Timmy, he went to

1044
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 1: a car party, want us to come over then just

1045
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 1: we thought we were having a good time playing cards.

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01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: He just went to the coach clause and just not

1047
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 1: throwing us coats. What yours? Okay? Cool? It's the best

1048
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: way to do it, you know, he said, y'all finished,

1049
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 1: And he was picking up our plates and then going

1050
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 1: around the table just click hey, you know hey. And

1051
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 1: then you know, once people see other people start putting

1052
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 1: their jacket on, you know, he got kind of it

1053
01:07:54,920 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 1: gets contagious. Yeah, you did have to go. I was

1054
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: trying to be kind to you, Sherley. Get on out now,

1055
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,080
Speaker 1: because if you stay up in here and tell you

1056
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 1: right now, yeah, tell me what about, ain't no free

1057
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: morning coffee up in here? So you need to get

1058
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 1: your coach to get your coat. Call let's hell, let's go,

1059
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 1: let's go over, Let's get on out of here. Let's

1060
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 1: wrap this. Tell you right now, ain't no free cups

1061
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:23,920
Speaker 1: and coffee in the morning. Up in there. This ain't comfort.

1062
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,600
Speaker 1: There ain't what we're doing. If you drinking coffee in

1063
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 1: the morning and here, you're gonna work for it. All right,

1064
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:31,640
Speaker 1: let's go packing up. Let's go. You go ahead to

1065
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,759
Speaker 1: earn it. You gonna arn it. Look up, a coffee

1066
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,679
Speaker 1: be up in here. You're gonna eat water, all kinds

1067
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 1: of stuff in the morning. To just get out a mess.

1068
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,640
Speaker 1: Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much. Come on,

1069
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:50,240
Speaker 1: get your coat with you an hour. I got too

1070
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: much respect for you. Come on, ladies, let's get your coat.

1071
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 1: Calling up in this apartment at one am. I'm telling

1072
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,640
Speaker 1: you right now, there's some stuff that go down up

1073
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,760
Speaker 1: in here. Come on, let's go sketches jackets on. I

1074
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 1: respect you too much. Please get out for one am,

1075
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:08,639
Speaker 1: please please? All right? Coming up more of the Steve

1076
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,560
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the

1077
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Have you heard of the health trend dry

1078
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 1: January as a new year's resolution? All right, A lot

1079
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 1: of people are doing this for January. For trendy health

1080
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: conscious people. The start of the New years sometimes mean

1081
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 1: the start of dry January. It's a month long public

1082
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:39,120
Speaker 1: health campaign that encourages people to abstain from alcohol as

1083
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 1: a way to improve wellness. It's to be a way

1084
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: to be more healthy ultimately. So, hey, you want to

1085
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 1: go and stop reading this right? Nay? Why why? Steve?

1086
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,840
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question? What? No, I'm just

1087
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 1: half a question. Okay, what do you know amongst you

1088
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: that's Finney do this? Do you know anybody that's fit

1089
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 1: to do dry ass January? Anybody? I'm just saying it

1090
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 1: might be something new they might want to try. Anybody, anybody,

1091
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:17,600
Speaker 1: anybody other than me on this show willing to do

1092
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 1: dry ass January? No drinking. Yeah, and on my birthday,

1093
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,800
Speaker 1: I promise you I'm gonna have a cocktail and cigar.

1094
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:30,200
Speaker 1: So I ain't even gonna do it anybody else. We

1095
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 1: already know the queen and Tito's ain't gonna do it.

1096
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 1: Mississippi Monica, she she she actually makes her own potatoes.

1097
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:42,400
Speaker 1: She bowled potatoes in her kitchen, her country ass family

1098
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 1: down in Mississippi and found a way to make their

1099
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:49,120
Speaker 1: own vodka. So we already know that. And then later

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01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:50,920
Speaker 1: from the letter up she's not fit to do it.

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01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 1: Even she not fit to do it. She making Martina

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01:10:54,880 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 1: from Strawberry. Well, I mean monica family in Mississippi. Down't

1103
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,640
Speaker 1: care about that. They found Monica's family down in Mississippi.

1104
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,719
Speaker 1: They boiling their own potatoes. They're making a new voca.

1105
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,320
Speaker 1: They don't want to make uh titos. They're gonna have

1106
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 1: a new drink called us. It's called sipper Titos. It's

1107
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:19,880
Speaker 1: called sipp of titos. It's short from Mississippi. It's called

1108
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: sipper Tito's. It's a new voca that's coming out. So

1109
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: and then Shirley, we've been with you. Shirley was in

1110
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 1: due Bay, and Shirley had a glass of wine with

1111
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 1: us in Dubai and they had to carry Shirley to

1112
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: her dad own room. Got her ass drunk in a

1113
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: damn Muslim country. I said, we don't get her ass

1114
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 1: in the doors somewhere, So they just have her ass

1115
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:53,719
Speaker 1: in a prison some damn where. But the whole time

1116
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: they can her to her room, Monica drinking, carrying her

1117
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: to her give me your drink, Shirley, you ain't doing

1118
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 1: nothing here and call it. Took her to her room

1119
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 1: and friend, it was four thirty in the afternoon. Joe,

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01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 1: her whole night down damn glass tom one glass of wine. Yeah,

1121
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,800
Speaker 1: they tried to lessen it by getting her to drink

1122
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,719
Speaker 1: some white wine. No, no, I'm gonna try this red

1123
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 1: call it. Monica went, hell, I didn't know mix it.

1124
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna mix it. Hey, dog dog. I took him

1125
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 1: to lunch one day, got a golf cart, took him

1126
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:45,760
Speaker 1: to lunch and just Special plays wonderful. Oh we out there,

1127
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,800
Speaker 1: ball and man we're on the beach and stuff. We

1128
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:51,200
Speaker 1: had the cold setting out here. We're bawling. Food. They

1129
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:58,720
Speaker 1: bringing it out, just restaurant bringing it out. Awesome. This

1130
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:06,320
Speaker 1: hell fuck on order some mad one. Everybody blood. What

1131
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 1: your doctor said was you can't get in your blood.

1132
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:13,400
Speaker 1: That's what your doctor said. Your doctor said, it can't

1133
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:17,479
Speaker 1: get in your blood. It's good, it's good for everybody

1134
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 1: else's blood. It can't even get in your blood. I

1135
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: think have embrassing me and try January. That I think.

1136
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:40,640
Speaker 1: I think that's the January. All right, So there you go,

1137
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:45,240
Speaker 1: try January for your health. We'll be back with more

1138
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty

1139
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:54,559
Speaker 1: minutes after right after this. You're listening to show, all right,

1140
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: So do you guys love spicy food I like. I

1141
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 1: don't like hot. I don't like hot hot. Like there's

1142
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:04,400
Speaker 1: a difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah people. According to a survey

1143
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:08,240
Speaker 1: by Frank's Red Hot Sauce, people who like things hot

1144
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:13,320
Speaker 1: see themselves as hot and more attractive than others. Is

1145
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 1: that true? See, I see myself as spicy. I don't

1146
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 1: see myself. I think I'm spicy. I don't know I'm

1147
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,720
Speaker 1: really necessarily hot. I don't think i'm hot, but I

1148
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:27,519
Speaker 1: think I'm very spicy. I don't like my food where

1149
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:32,120
Speaker 1: I can't enjoy it, you know, if it's too hot. Yeah,

1150
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:34,800
Speaker 1: it's too spicy. Now I'm married to a man from

1151
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: New Orleans, so everything has to be spicy. I mean

1152
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:45,800
Speaker 1: spicy ice cream, I mean everything. You never know what

1153
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,720
Speaker 1: New Orleans now. I'm like, well that's what I say.

1154
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:52,760
Speaker 1: Everything has to be spicy. Yeah. So does he think

1155
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:56,439
Speaker 1: he's hot? Okay, well he just he does. He just

1156
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,720
Speaker 1: proved our point, then the point of the story. He

1157
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 1: just proved it. The survey also showed that the hot

1158
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:05,240
Speaker 1: people see themselves an adventurous, creative and confident too. So

1159
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 1: does that describe Tosh absolutely junior hot or spicy? Oh no,

1160
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm I'm spicy. I'm spicy, you know. I can't do

1161
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I like spicy foods, you know, but

1162
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:22,000
Speaker 1: because you gotta have flavor in the spicy. Yes, yeah,

1163
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I like that hot with my mo phone. Fie,

1164
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:26,920
Speaker 1: give me some water. I'm not doing that. I'm not

1165
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,559
Speaker 1: doing that. But you're supposed to drink milt. They say,

1166
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 1: not even whatever? All right, thank you, Junior. Coming up

1167
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,360
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three

1168
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:36,400
Speaker 1: minutes after, we'll play a round of would you rather?

1169
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:42,559
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening, show time for another round

1170
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Here we go, guys, listen up.

1171
01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 1: Would you rather play Hide and Go get it with

1172
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:55,760
Speaker 1: your celebrity crush? Yes? Or would you rather start an

1173
01:15:55,800 --> 01:16:02,560
Speaker 1: award winning movie with your celebrity crush? The damn Tommy,

1174
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:08,479
Speaker 1: hide and go get it over an award winning movie?

1175
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 1: We can act the movie. Why we're trying to hide

1176
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 1: and go get best lead in the drama? What about you, Steve?

1177
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,240
Speaker 1: I don't really give damn by being in a movie.

1178
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: But then I don't ain't got no celebrity crush, Junior?

1179
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:32,360
Speaker 1: What are you I'm telling I ain't never been in

1180
01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:33,840
Speaker 1: a movie, So what the hell I want to do

1181
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,160
Speaker 1: that for? I'd rather go play hide and go get it?

1182
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:43,160
Speaker 1: Where are you, nia, I'm looking in the kitchen. I'm

1183
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:51,800
Speaker 1: out here hiding getting it girl. I see you all right?

1184
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:55,640
Speaker 1: Would you rather get five thousand dollars a day for

1185
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,640
Speaker 1: the rest of your life? Five thousand dollars a day

1186
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:01,240
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life be or would you

1187
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:05,559
Speaker 1: rather get a lump sum b uh huh a five

1188
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:14,960
Speaker 1: million dollars five million, five funking five thousand. Well it

1189
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:24,120
Speaker 1: ain't funky, Timmy? Yeah? Really? Oh here we go? Oh well, no, no, no, no, no,

1190
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:28,880
Speaker 1: well I think we all heard that. Who want that

1191
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: little fucking five thousand dollars? I had to correct him

1192
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 1: and go with damn Tommy, hold up five thousands, and

1193
01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 1: then it hit me, Wait a minute, he said it

1194
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:43,960
Speaker 1: out loud, funking five thousand dollars a day much money

1195
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,080
Speaker 1: I might making any clubs and stuff, y'all, y'all think

1196
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,840
Speaker 1: y'all talking to I didn't get up out of him. Man,

1197
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,960
Speaker 1: which don't you need five thousand dollars? Though? When you

1198
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:59,639
Speaker 1: don't need it, he don't. And that's you when you're

1199
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:06,240
Speaker 1: living shotau dry roll Ron Tommy ak They asked him

1200
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:08,120
Speaker 1: to do a show for five thous How you ask math?

1201
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:17,840
Speaker 1: Oh god, you guys, are you guys serious? That's it's

1202
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:21,559
Speaker 1: a prank. But now listen to me. Five thousand dollars

1203
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,000
Speaker 1: a day for the rest of your life or five

1204
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:27,479
Speaker 1: million lump sum five thousand dollars a day. You make

1205
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:31,400
Speaker 1: one million, eight hundred and twenty five thousand dollars for

1206
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: the year, so in three years. Well, I didn't a

1207
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: man na, No, no, no, no, you did the math

1208
01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: on that five thousand. Yeah, you got that. We gotta

1209
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:50,080
Speaker 1: run coming up. It is our last break of the day,

1210
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:52,640
Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and

1211
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this,

1212
01:18:56,840 --> 01:19:01,800
Speaker 1: you're listening Morning Show, give your closing remarks. Aback what

1213
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:05,080
Speaker 1: you got for us today? Okay, today, I thought a

1214
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:09,040
Speaker 1: good subject to talk about was about I think mentors

1215
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: being mentored, how to attract the right mentor. I don't

1216
01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:19,720
Speaker 1: care what you're thinking of doing in your life. I

1217
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:24,880
Speaker 1: don't care what decisions you've make. Somebody's already done it, attempted,

1218
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:29,120
Speaker 1: it gone down that role made the attempt. Maybe not

1219
01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 1: your ideas specifically, but the route to get there has

1220
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:38,760
Speaker 1: already been traveled for the most part. If you want

1221
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,680
Speaker 1: to be successful, that are successful people. If you want

1222
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:45,200
Speaker 1: to be a star athlete, there's a star. You know

1223
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,680
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm saying to you that whatever it

1224
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:53,040
Speaker 1: is you're trying to accomplish, somebody has already taken the path. Now,

1225
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:57,880
Speaker 1: finding these people is really really not that difficult. Now

1226
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:01,040
Speaker 1: getting in front of them is where you're gonna find

1227
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:04,360
Speaker 1: the difficulty. So let me give you a couple of suggestions.

1228
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:09,840
Speaker 1: What is the best way to approach a mentor? What

1229
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:13,559
Speaker 1: is the best way to approach a mentor of means

1230
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:20,400
Speaker 1: and a mentor with means, Because that's that's two different people.

1231
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:26,599
Speaker 1: You know, Martin Luther King was a mentor of means.

1232
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:30,679
Speaker 1: He wasn't a wealthy man, but Lord have mercy man,

1233
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:35,200
Speaker 1: the knowledge that he could have given you about struggling

1234
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:39,720
Speaker 1: and overcoming and sticktuitiveness, those those lessons he could have

1235
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 1: taught you would have been invaluable. So you have two

1236
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:49,400
Speaker 1: different types of mentors. You have mentors of means and

1237
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:54,880
Speaker 1: mentors with means. Now if you can find the two combined,

1238
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:59,400
Speaker 1: that's even more special, but you're getting into more of

1239
01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:04,600
Speaker 1: a rare territory now. It's harder to find mentors of

1240
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:08,920
Speaker 1: means and with means combine because how do you get

1241
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:11,360
Speaker 1: to that person? How do you get to the Oprah

1242
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,200
Speaker 1: winter frees. When you find someone in your life, or

1243
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:17,559
Speaker 1: you meet someone, or you hear someone, you put them

1244
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,320
Speaker 1: on your vision board. I want to meet this person

1245
01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 1: one day. I would love to have a conversation with

1246
01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 1: this person. You have to understand something. Most people with

1247
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:32,800
Speaker 1: means of any kind, like Bishop Jake's, he has a

1248
01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:37,439
Speaker 1: lot of means man he does well financially too, but

1249
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:41,960
Speaker 1: he is also just a man of wealth of knowledge.

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Speaker 1: How do you get to these people? Well, it's several

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Speaker 1: ways to do it, but if you can somehow find

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Speaker 1: that way, because there's no specific way right anyway, when

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Speaker 1: you get in front of this person, I want you

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Speaker 1: to understand something when you're facing them. They don't mind

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Speaker 1: teaching and sharing because most people of means are great

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Speaker 1: sharers and great teachers. A Bishop Jake's, a Joe Oldstein,

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Speaker 1: that brother that has the app out, the hip hop

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Speaker 1: preacher Eric Eric Thomas brothers like that too, and I

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Speaker 1: listened to him man a lot of times, but getting

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Speaker 1: in front of them, taking their course or whatever you

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Speaker 1: might do. When you get in front of them, they

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Speaker 1: don't mind teaching and sharing. They will mind giving you money. See,

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Speaker 1: most people want to meet them mentor so they can

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Speaker 1: present an idea to them and get some financial help.

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Speaker 1: That's the quickest way to run them off out of

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Speaker 1: there because everybody is used to that. Do you have

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Speaker 1: any idea how many times in a week I'm asked

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Speaker 1: for money? It's sickening. But if you come to me

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Speaker 1: and say, man, could you just give me a piece

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Speaker 1: of advice? I usually don't have no problem with that.

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Speaker 1: I got time for most anybody that wants some advice

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Speaker 1: wants me to share a wealth a piece of knowledge.

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Speaker 1: That's okay. So when you get to these people, have

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Speaker 1: a plan to be taught something. Ask him to teach

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Speaker 1: you to fish, not to give you a fish sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Ask them to teach you to fish. They don't have

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Speaker 1: a problem with that. Now, that several ways to get

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Speaker 1: in front of them. But when you do get that,

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Speaker 1: when you finally do meet them, and meeting the main

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Speaker 1: as difficult as you think. Now, if you live in

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Speaker 1: you know New York and your mentor lives in la

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Speaker 1: You gotta find a way to get to La Or.

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Speaker 1: You gotta find out when you come to New York.

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Speaker 1: You gotta do some research. But you have mentors closer

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Speaker 1: than that. You have somebody who's a really well mentally

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Speaker 1: balanced person that you need information from. You have a

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Speaker 1: person who seems to be doing really well with a

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Speaker 1: wife and their children you need information from. Because it's

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Speaker 1: all a balancing act. You can't be successful in your

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Speaker 1: business and while your family sitting over the struggling and

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Speaker 1: in ruins is not going to work. Once you learn

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Speaker 1: the traits of success, it filters over into every other

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Speaker 1: aspect of life. So you got to have a balance.

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Speaker 1: You can find these people right here. Don't ask them

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Speaker 1: for money. People want to share and teach and give

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Speaker 1: you information. Everybody needs a mentor. You cannot make it

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Speaker 1: without mentorship. You know, there's an incredible saying, and we

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Speaker 1: ain't got to get into why so incredible, But friendship

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Speaker 1: is essential to the soul. You know why friendship is

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Speaker 1: so essential to the soul. I've lost my mother, my father,

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Speaker 1: I've lost my brother, I've lost my best friend. Before

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Speaker 1: you can live your life without your mother, you may

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Speaker 1: have to eventually. One day. You can live your life

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Speaker 1: without your father. You may eventually have to do that.

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Speaker 1: One day. You can live your life without your uncles

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Speaker 1: and your relatives. But you know what, it's very very

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Speaker 1: difficult to live your life without a friend. It is

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Speaker 1: very very difficult to live in this world with no friendship. Nowhere,

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Speaker 1: you can't pick up the man you got. Friendship is

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Speaker 1: essential to the soul. Do not avoid mentoring. Don't try

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Speaker 1: to do it all by yourself, because nobody gets to

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Speaker 1: the top by yourself. There's no such thing as a

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Speaker 1: self made man. You got to have a mentor. You

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