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He looked behind the door and 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 1: didn't like what he saw. Get a mirror on the 11 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: other side of the door, and then he did every 12 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 1: morning you get up, get his coffee, and he would 13 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: look at himself. Oh my god, I can't believe I 14 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: look like absolute ship again. You'll look great, You'll look great. 15 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: Stop it being an image consultant in like what he saw. 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: Look at me. I couldn't even be in like a 17 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: sears ad or something. You can death gonna lea be 18 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 1: in a sears ad for what? Backpacks? Where you just 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: see my back wearing the backpack because it's not my face, 20 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,639 Speaker 1: he dad, do you my mom? Gives me in school 21 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 1: today said you don't don't don't do it? Wait, what's 22 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: going What do you mean? What school? Because he makes 23 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: fun of me because you're so handsome. It makes fun 24 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: of you because I'm so handsome. Yes, all the kids 25 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,319 Speaker 1: are jealous of how handsome. It stopped. What are they 26 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: saying to you? Do I tell him, mom, don't look 27 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: at her. It's hard to look at you. Look at 28 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: your father because I'm so hand What is this? What 29 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: are they They said that you have mom, you two. 30 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: You're just not their cup of tea. I, on the 31 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,680 Speaker 1: other hand, think that you look great. So hold on, 32 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: hold on. What do they say? They're saying I'm ugly. 33 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 1: They're saying I'm cute. They're saying I'm too cute, that 34 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: I'm not their cup of tea. What he started to see? 35 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: What you started? He has a big meeting today and 36 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: you're putting him in a bad headspace before his meeting 37 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: with Jake Paul later. And I have to go in 38 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: believing in myself. You've seen how beautiful this guy is. Yeah, 39 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: really hard time dealing with what his son was telling him. 40 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 1: I was only being honest. If it's school calling him 41 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: a walking Picasso. His meeting with Logan Paul didn't go 42 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: so well. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm like to the meeting. 43 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm just I've had a really long morning, not because 44 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 1: someone said I looked ugly or anything like, because that's 45 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: not the case, right, I'm sorry, I'm just having a 46 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: hard times my brother. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm Luke Paul. 47 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,679 Speaker 1: You know like Logan, You're I know your Logan. Yeah, 48 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: I'm Logan Paul. You or Jake Paul right right, whatever, dude, 49 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: So guys, thank you local Logan. We're just having a 50 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: hard time understanding you because you your face is wrapped 51 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: in bandages and you're wearing that yet hat and you're right, 52 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: I I wanted to make sure I had my best 53 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 1: face when I met you guys, and unfortunately the things 54 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: are shake your bag. I'm sure I'm taking him off. Yeah, 55 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: I just got the facelift about three weeks ago, so 56 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: hopefully everything is settled. But let me just take some 57 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: of the stuff off and you just tell me how 58 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: good this looks. Uh, it might be a little bit. Well, 59 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: put it back the way you had it, real quick. 60 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: I want to see that way too, real quick. Put 61 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 1: the bandages back on my face, put it back on 62 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: where you had it. I just want to see how 63 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 1: that looks. I'm putting that's a little you know what. 64 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,119 Speaker 1: I think I like this one better. But yeah, yeah 65 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: this is dude, keep that what get better with the stuff? 66 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: Are you saying that? Wait? Hold on, well why are 67 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: we doing this? Is because I'm ugly? Just come out, dude. 68 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: Chicks love band just makes you look pretty fucking you know, 69 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: kind of invisible man thing right, That's what my wife 70 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:31,799 Speaker 1: was saying. Sure, hey, bro, you mind if we have 71 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: a quick sidebar, real quick. What you want to talk 72 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: about having him call joking joking Paul? Yeah, that's that. 73 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: That'll be the second thing we talked about. What's this face? Man? 74 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: Not great? Not great, it's not it's not the best. 75 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: If he's going to be the new face of our 76 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: company and model our new Paul brand backpacks, he's gonna 77 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: have what meeting were you on, dude? What he's supposed 78 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: to be your model for our products? Dude? Yeah? You 79 00:03:55,960 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: do what? Wait? What's going on your dude? I what? Yeah? 80 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: Having to fight well Martin the image consultant, He decided 81 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,839 Speaker 1: to go consult with his last excision doctor. For lack 82 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:18,039 Speaker 1: of a better word, you fucking burned me these facelifts. Um. I, 83 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: first of all, I take no responsibility for what I 84 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: see before me. How is that way? Hold on? How 85 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: do you not take responsibility? You're the you. You did 86 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: the surgery to my face. I don't even Paul, Are 87 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,719 Speaker 1: you know it's mean Martin? Wait pause for just a second. 88 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: What was the name that you said? You said you 89 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 1: came up with a name for him, and then they 90 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 1: think it's Martin. Something I would I suggest that maybe 91 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: you said opening you fucking here listening? Okay, it's Martin, 92 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: just sucking picking her about? Martin? Is are you? Yes? 93 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: It's me? Record recognize you? I mean I'm nurse Susie. 94 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: How Hi, Hi, Hi, it's me Martin Susie. Or you 95 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: mean to take the panages? They're off? Did you need 96 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: me to put the bandages? You know what this is? 97 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: This is? Do you want thicker? Yeah? This is kind 98 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,119 Speaker 1: of routine procedure after after one of our clients comes 99 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: back and then shows us the doctor. They look you 100 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,359 Speaker 1: just cover up his face. But I don't want to 101 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: worry you all because I know your medical professionals. But 102 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 1: my my face. I feel like it's turning gangreness or something. 103 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,039 Speaker 1: It smells weird. I look like Dorian when he puts 104 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 1: the mask on in the mask. Never in all my 105 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: years is that the mask one or two one? Obviously 106 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: who talks about the other one? If I think Kennedy, Yeah, 107 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: they're the good one. I love the one with the dog. Yeah, 108 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: gets the dog gets it in the first one. Yeah, 109 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: really for a moment. In second one, it's really great. 110 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: But I just gotta say I was not a huge 111 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: fan of them going to the well again with with 112 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,599 Speaker 1: the dog putting on the mask in the second Yeah, 113 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: you know what I liked about the first one was 114 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: the mechanics where he goes through the things like you're 115 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: not gonna give me a nasty bill for my car, 116 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: and then he's like, whoo, I like that anyway back 117 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: to business. Here are so ugly now it's an inductor. 118 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 1: Shafer had recommended it brandy surgery that could possibly correct 119 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: the mistakes scalpel alarm fault, so I don't have to 120 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 1: look at this car ship all right? Are you talking? You? So? 121 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: We can you can you please put some more I'm 122 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 1: gonna give him some more past that as the nurse 123 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: gating with that Jews, we had the opportunity to see 124 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,719 Speaker 1: what he was dreaming about. You was in his GiMA. 125 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: And thank you so much to all of the editors 126 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 1: here at US Weekly. Bro, you're so handsome. I know, 127 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:56,160 Speaker 1: but I know, I know, and you know what I'm 128 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,719 Speaker 1: gonna say again, thank you so much for recognizing my 129 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 1: natural beauty. No surgery has done at all. This is 130 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,919 Speaker 1: my God given face and it's just such an honor. 131 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: So thank you so much for saying, and honestly saying, 132 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: I'm the least ugly guy in town. I'd like to 133 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 1: make a toast handsomest mad little there. Are you awake? 134 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 1: You can come out, you can come out a wake? 135 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: Are you all wake? Are you wipe out? Okay, here's all, 136 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: here's a white out. You're the prettiest point in town, right, doctor? 137 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 1: You might want to get a second a printing on that. 138 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: This is this is American's Life. I'm your host Storry 139 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: with producer Andy Especially. Guest contributor for this episode is 140 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: Myles Grey. We will be using a Trust These Ends 141 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: generator to bring you a story in three improvised acts. 142 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 1: This week's theme confidence You have It you know, I 143 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 1: have it, So you influence some of us. Never end 144 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 1: at achieving it, stay with us. Act one all right, 145 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: doesn't have to be intentional, is what he was always 146 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 1: telling himself on a daily basis. At sometimes could just 147 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: be accidental. Look at the sky, look at the ground. 148 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:37,199 Speaker 1: It's art everywhere. It's art, art everywhere, it's art. I 149 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 1: think you're done with your you don't mind, I'm would 150 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,680 Speaker 1: like to ask the next student. I have several renditions 151 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,560 Speaker 1: of the look at the sky. It's all I know, Chris. 152 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 1: I know you do, and you always have different renditions 153 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: of all the bits that you come to come to 154 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,200 Speaker 1: class with. But I'll just sit down here in this 155 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: chair and wait, Okay, you're got along what I was saying. Naw, okay, Kevin, 156 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,320 Speaker 1: do you have anything you want to present to the 157 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: class as far as yeah, yeah, scene yeah. Again, I 158 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: think just going along with sort of like the whole 159 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 1: vibe I think that you've put out as a teacher. Um. So, 160 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 1: and again I'm like super grateful for like kind of 161 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,320 Speaker 1: like expanding our minds, like in terms of what art is. 162 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 1: So it's very nice to have students appreciate what I do. Yeah. No, 163 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,400 Speaker 1: totally and I totally do so, like hopefully remember that 164 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,720 Speaker 1: when you're sort of casting your next production. But yeah, 165 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: of course, yeah, so this is what I'm gonna do. 166 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,000 Speaker 1: Is just sort of like it's sort of like a 167 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 1: spoken word thing. So like anything can be art, right, 168 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 1: So why not this? Why not tonight? Why don't we 169 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:40,479 Speaker 1: party like it's our art form and we are Rembrandt 170 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 1: just smanging claws left and right. I just have one 171 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:51,920 Speaker 1: thing to say about your presentation. It was just it 172 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:57,240 Speaker 1: was just talking. It was just okay, what wasn't There 173 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: was nothing too that, it was just talking. I came 174 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 1: up with thirty six bars of a song about the 175 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:07,960 Speaker 1: goddamn sky. It was clear he Chris was super salty 176 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: that the situation. He needs to build this confidence. That 177 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: all right? Uh so I'm back. I've really been working 178 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: on working on my presentation another song. Thank you for 179 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 1: that comedy. But I thought that was very funny. That's 180 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 1: not let me write that down it is. That's a 181 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 1: very common expression. Chris, shut up. Please, Chris has some respect, 182 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,960 Speaker 1: have some respect. Please. I want to apologize on behalf 183 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,440 Speaker 1: of Chris for like totally fucking the vibe up in 184 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 1: here because I know how much like how dedicated you 185 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 1: are to like just acting ever since you were on 186 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: Even Stevens back in two thousand two two episodes. Yeah, 187 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 1: I certainly won't forget it, and it seems like some 188 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,079 Speaker 1: people do forget it. And I'm and I really want 189 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,719 Speaker 1: to apologize about. All he's doing is reading back your 190 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,440 Speaker 1: IMDb credits. He's not making any solid points. Look, I 191 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 1: know that I have more experience than mostly people in 192 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 1: this class, and that's fine. I'm trying to impart my 193 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 1: wisdom and everything that I've learned. I don't need this. 194 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,200 Speaker 1: I'm going to talk to the headmaster, Christopher, did you 195 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,720 Speaker 1: have something that you wanted to raise with me? Yes, 196 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 1: So I have a complaint about the caliber of instructors 197 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 1: that we have here at this fine institution. Yes. I 198 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 1: poured my heart and soul into my audition. And then 199 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: this other kid comes along. He just talks the headmaster 200 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:37,680 Speaker 1: of the Mecademia Academia. He said, look at its audition date. 201 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 1: You gotta rewind it. You gotta rewind it to get 202 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:45,600 Speaker 1: the real meat and potatoes. Look at the sky. Fuck La. 203 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Chris, this is this is actually really it's 204 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: not great and I would say that the biggest things 205 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 1: it's lacking confidence. What I demand to speak to the 206 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 1: whoever is ahead of the headmaster of this university. And 207 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 1: this is the problem. I think you're always looking for 208 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 1: an excuse that's outside of yourself, rather than looking inward 209 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,160 Speaker 1: and solving the problem like that. Um, I agree, there's 210 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 1: not only just one headmaster. Why well, because that's how 211 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: it was on. It's just just shared custody over the mastery. 212 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 1: Thank you. In fact, I was going to finish that 213 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 1: sentence sentience thank you in me. What he did he 214 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,480 Speaker 1: tried to go to a head master. Master you tried 215 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: to paith that and say, hey, reject that payment to 216 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 1: that acting school in maddic. I'm sorry, sir, we don't 217 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 1: actually cancel paper. I don't know how you got this number. 218 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,520 Speaker 1: You're saying, you're disputing that you you're actually learning something 219 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 1: in the class. That's why you want to camp. No. 220 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,959 Speaker 1: I I regret, Okay, I regret and rolling in the class. Okay, 221 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 1: you know what, why don't you do? You want to 222 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: hear my song that they thought was just so uncomfortable. 223 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: I don't know if is it absolutely vital to me? 224 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,440 Speaker 1: It just sounds like you bought something and you weren't satisfied. 225 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,640 Speaker 1: That sounds like a dispute for someone else, not Paithal. 226 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 1: They sent me here are you? Are you telling me 227 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 1: that you're going to pass the back to somebody else? Well, 228 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: let's I guess I'll hear the song first and then 229 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: I can you. I won't feel as bad telling you know. 230 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,839 Speaker 1: It's kind of scaredest thing it now, because well why 231 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,720 Speaker 1: is that? I mean, I'm sure it's beautiful, and it 232 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 1: doesn't the song live in your art. I have just 233 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: had so many people turned me down that I've I've 234 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,440 Speaker 1: lost Mike. Let me tell you howbidence it has been shattered, 235 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 1: Chris is it? Let me tell you something. I was 236 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: in a class in Los Angeles trying to be an 237 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: actor too, and I let a teacher crush my spirit 238 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,040 Speaker 1: and I ended up going to greener pastures. And that's 239 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,079 Speaker 1: working in customer service at papal. How was this so 240 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,720 Speaker 1: much to say? That doesn't really sound like greener pastors? 241 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,679 Speaker 1: In a way, it is because how I see what 242 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 1: I do is art as well. Um, it's the art 243 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,200 Speaker 1: of making sure people are satisfied. And I had to 244 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 1: just sort of re contextualize things to give myself confidences. 245 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 1: Mysterious agent Paper was doing such a great job explaining 246 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 1: the whole situation painting a picture of his memory, that 247 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 1: this was transported into that memory and we were able 248 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: to relive it. Mr Marshall. So I'm I'm just hoping 249 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:55,719 Speaker 1: that my I guess my submission today will be good 250 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,840 Speaker 1: enough for you. Please, by all means, let me hear it. 251 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 1: Everything can be art no matter how hard you try. 252 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I just want to say this. 253 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 1: There are some people whore made for acting, uh huh, 254 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: some people who were made for radio, and then some 255 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,640 Speaker 1: people are made for customer service. Fuck you. I would say, 256 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: maybe check out PayPal? Okay, well, do you know when 257 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: they're having auditions? All right, welcome to you PayPal auditions. 258 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,960 Speaker 1: I would like we're going to just go ahead and 259 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:33,600 Speaker 1: go in alphabetical order. Later. First we got Aaron Aaronson. 260 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: Let's hear your PayPal audition? Wow? Me? Hi? Can I 261 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 1: this call is being recorded or for customer service? Can 262 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: I do that again? Please? Yeah? Sure you can do 263 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: it again. You can practice it in your car. If 264 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,920 Speaker 1: you leave here, you're out of here, all right. Next uh, 265 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,960 Speaker 1: Kristen Christineson isn't here, Robert, and the next one we 266 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 1: got here. I just want to say, I'm very I'm 267 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: very nervous, so please you know what, Hey, everybody's always 268 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,840 Speaker 1: nervous when they come in here and audition to be 269 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 1: a PayPal customer service representative. Okay, you're not the first 270 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,160 Speaker 1: one to feel the heat. Do I have to sit 271 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 1: on this pleather couch? And I'm please you? And hello, 272 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 1: thank you for calling PayPal? How how how many you? Yes? 273 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 1: I attempted to murder my spouse with this gin sue 274 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 1: knife and it did not cut through the flesh. I 275 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 1: would like a refund on my purchase for this knife. Absolutely, 276 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: we'll get on that right away. Now. Was that Was 277 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 1: it advertised as being able to cut through the flesh 278 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,040 Speaker 1: of your spouse? Or Can I stop you right there? Yes, 279 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed with the fact that 280 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:58,880 Speaker 1: you did not immediately gasp in terror upon hearing that 281 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 1: he committed his crime and didn't threaten to call the police. 282 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: Because we don't turn out our customers here at PayPal 283 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 1: job coming up at too the first a word from 284 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 1: our esteemed sponsors Stay with Us Act to the interview 285 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,080 Speaker 1: Miles Gray, thank you so much for coming to a show. 286 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 1: How long have you been a listener? Uh, I've since 287 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 1: June when it came out. We've been around. We went 288 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 1: much longer than that. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't. I'm 289 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,280 Speaker 1: I just I got to get nervous and I don't 290 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: like them to disappoint people. So I just sort of 291 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,360 Speaker 1: said a date, what do you when? Do you think 292 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 1: he was when you first started? We probably started when 293 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:58,120 Speaker 1: you're a little boy. Uh? Yeah, yeah, I would say whatever. 294 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: The longest time is someone can listen, right, it's great. 295 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 1: So so when you were a child, you'd gather around 296 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 1: the radio and listen to this show. It's what you're 297 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,040 Speaker 1: trying to tell me. I'm pretty sure I learned how 298 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 1: to speak English because of this show because in me Yeah, 299 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,800 Speaker 1: and a really weird accent growing up, because I modeled 300 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 1: my voice after you. You know, we actually have in 301 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: the archives that very first episode from way back then. 302 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:26,680 Speaker 1: When you listen, I would absolutely love to hear it. Yeah, 303 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:31,160 Speaker 1: we have it. Pushing the button now, Okay, happy birthday, Miles. 304 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,440 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me. Um, do you 305 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,480 Speaker 1: want to open your presence now? Miles, i'd love to 306 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,520 Speaker 1: and just to engage in the feeling of paper crumbling 307 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,080 Speaker 1: enter my fingers as a way to celebrate consumer culture. 308 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,760 Speaker 1: You're English is sounding really good? Have you been listening 309 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,160 Speaker 1: to a lot of this is Americans Live, because that's 310 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: the only place where I've heard such good English, because 311 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 1: You're English used to be terrible, but it was very bad. 312 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 1: I am aware of anything, and thank you for for 313 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:03,399 Speaker 1: adopting me, and of course was our pleasure giving me 314 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,359 Speaker 1: a complex about how I was speaking English. Its hardy 315 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:09,320 Speaker 1: to go back to deeper archives by doing myles was 316 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,520 Speaker 1: listening to the show? Was the English sounded like back then? 317 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:17,639 Speaker 1: They press play high miles. We're your new parents? Whoa 318 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: shout out to you my parents school, Thank you for 319 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 1: having me here? Cool? That's tough. Stop, um, this is 320 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,880 Speaker 1: actually a pretty cool voice where I'm from originally. So 321 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to have I don't want to feel 322 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,960 Speaker 1: like I'm being rejected purely on sonic reasons. I would 323 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:43,840 Speaker 1: do something good. Hey, everybody, one, two, three, fuck that's 324 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 1: my catch phrase. I learned in English on my way here. 325 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: It seems like my learned English from all kinds of 326 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,640 Speaker 1: radio show hosts. Who is the one that you're learning 327 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,200 Speaker 1: English from prior to me, that was this Dutch DJ 328 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,920 Speaker 1: from Rotterdam. What was his name? Just I think Abjornd. Yeah, 329 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: we have his old air checks, his old air checks. 330 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,840 Speaker 1: That's okay with you? Yeah, sure, go ahead, thank you? Hey, 331 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,919 Speaker 1: you won one two Dutch radio rotter Damn. It's is 332 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: your man. Youre on the on the radio. Who's gonna 333 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 1: be playing some of the sickest e d M jams? 334 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: After this we have stuff from afro Jack and armand 335 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,920 Speaker 1: van Buren coming your way. But the first let's check 336 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:30,159 Speaker 1: in with giggle fart bull. Here we go one, two, three. 337 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,560 Speaker 1: Who's the English did you learn? After you learn from 338 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,800 Speaker 1: him and then from me? Is now you don't talk 339 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 1: like me? Yeah? I it's it's sort of a hybrid 340 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:42,960 Speaker 1: of Fresh Prince of bel Air and the Sopranos, sort 341 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,639 Speaker 1: of the next two things that really shaped how I spoke. 342 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: You know they actually, um, I don't know if you 343 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,479 Speaker 1: guys know this, but they know tell me, but there 344 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 1: was a pilot for a Fresh Prince Sopranos hybrid show. 345 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,359 Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you ever see it? Let's 346 00:19:56,359 --> 00:20:01,879 Speaker 1: hear that you should thank Gobba. Go over here, you 347 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,199 Speaker 1: talking about Uncle Phil. I'm not younger Phil, I'm your 348 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 1: uncle Jue. What the fun, Uncle June? Why doesn't my 349 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 1: dad want me? I like the premise of it. That 350 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,440 Speaker 1: started the networks. Next, wait, don't do TV show. Let's 351 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,400 Speaker 1: watch like looks at me? Your fucking fresh pressure better 352 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 1: over here? We got the trigger guy over here, This 353 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,760 Speaker 1: fucking coach. We tugged a couple of couple of shows. 354 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,320 Speaker 1: He's gotta just got our garbage roach. What you gotta 355 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 1: shake about that, Uncle Phil? Why can't we just get 356 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 1: our own money legally? But we gotta rob garbage? Shrug? 357 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,480 Speaker 1: He's got the point. Don't you didn't even know that? 358 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,639 Speaker 1: That was a very popular TV show when for many seasons, 359 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,200 Speaker 1: I decided I wanted to play a segment from the 360 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: very final episode of The Fresh Prince of Montclaire of Montclair. 361 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 1: I'm passing plain now, Oh man, I'm gonna miss this place. 362 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:56,399 Speaker 1: You do mine, Uncle June? Can I get a second 363 00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:02,439 Speaker 1: by myself? I'm getting sentiment? Okay. There was a clip 364 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: from the fain episode, and I said, what if there's 365 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: anything else? And then I put up the reunion. It's 366 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: this clip is really good. What can I say? You 367 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,479 Speaker 1: I missed you, guys. I tell you, guys, but all 368 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,880 Speaker 1: lot of times she tell you, guys. Should I missed 369 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 1: you too? Man. You know, I'm real sorry that I 370 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: replaced you, you know, half way through the first season. 371 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 1: You know I didn't. I shouldn't have done that, replace 372 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,879 Speaker 1: you with a lighter scanned uncle. June and I have 373 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,879 Speaker 1: a lot of regrets. But I hope we can. I 374 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,199 Speaker 1: hope we can. You know, just just build some bridges 375 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: if they get back to where we used to be. 376 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:41,200 Speaker 1: You know what, forget about it. Tell me about you 377 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,520 Speaker 1: up bringing. You said you're well, we had a little 378 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,360 Speaker 1: bit of a conversation prior to recording, and you tell 379 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 1: me that you're from Los Angeles. Yeah, can you tell 380 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,360 Speaker 1: me a little bit more about that. Yeah, I grew 381 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 1: up in the San Fernando Valley, which is like the 382 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,920 Speaker 1: New Jersey of l A the way people talk about it. So, yeah, 383 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 1: I just grew up in l A my whole life, 384 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,399 Speaker 1: and I've never left with the squad here. I didn't 385 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 1: have many I didn't I didn't branch out too much, 386 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,520 Speaker 1: but you know, I had jobs that would take me 387 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,800 Speaker 1: further afield. But for the most part, yeah, I just 388 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,480 Speaker 1: uh I grew up like every kid does out here, 389 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,119 Speaker 1: just on the you know, on the hot streets. And 390 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,200 Speaker 1: you have a great podcast, you have two of them. 391 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,159 Speaker 1: You have the Daily at Guys. Sure. Yeah, and then 392 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,359 Speaker 1: you also have and tell us to do about that. 393 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 1: I mean, if it's it's it's what it sounds like. 394 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 1: It's ninety day fiance and Weed Weed Cultured. I'm high 395 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,080 Speaker 1: talking about it with Sophia Alexandra, another fairly funny comedian, 396 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 1: and yeah, we just talked from our perspective, as you know, 397 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,959 Speaker 1: immigrant kids who like trash reality shows, specific type of 398 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,160 Speaker 1: strain when it comes to the type of we that. Yeah, 399 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,240 Speaker 1: I smoke Indicas mostly Sativa's. Are they they give me 400 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:53,320 Speaker 1: Jodie Foster panic room? Yeah, sometimes what happened is to Tevas. Yeah, 401 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,639 Speaker 1: that's the Tvas. I don't know what it is. I 402 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 1: don't know. They just get they get you two hyped up. 403 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: Sometimes back in the day, Steva's were just fine and 404 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,680 Speaker 1: Statia's get really oh yeah, life, you know, I think 405 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,160 Speaker 1: maybe it's life more to think about. It's probably right, Yeah, 406 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,159 Speaker 1: most I would be thinking about, like, oh, are they 407 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 1: going to catch me stealing another scale from the science lab. 408 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 1: Growing up I was like, you know, a little want 409 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,679 Speaker 1: to be drug dealer type kid growing up. So I 410 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,320 Speaker 1: you know, always was had O G. Cush. That was 411 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 1: like the best weed you could always be selling, and 412 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,280 Speaker 1: so I always I have a deep love and connection 413 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 1: with O. G. Cush used to sell fake acid. Just 414 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,320 Speaker 1: doing that out there, Wow, that's that's that's a lot 415 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,719 Speaker 1: of confidence. We actually have him, uh selling fake acid 416 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 1: in our archives. Do you want to do some of 417 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,439 Speaker 1: that now? We do? This is bag in middle school? 418 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 1: By the way, Nicol, what's going on? What what do 419 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,320 Speaker 1: you want? Do you want some acid? Uh? Yeah, I 420 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,959 Speaker 1: definitely want some asthid if I said, U some acid? 421 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 1: Who you hang out with me? Yeah? There's some little 422 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,040 Speaker 1: triangles that cut at a little paper squares and I 423 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 1: spread it with the raid. I caught it white Tornado. 424 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,679 Speaker 1: Do you have any without raid? The raid is an 425 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,480 Speaker 1: acronym for just take it. Okay, thank you. I'm not 426 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: really into it into acid culture as you are. All right, 427 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,439 Speaker 1: Ari Ari Ari? What are you doing? I heard that 428 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:13,480 Speaker 1: you're selling kids drugs right now, I'm selling acid. Acid 429 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: is an acronym for athletic. In a minute, you're better 430 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: or something quick. Rester athletic cats in diapers exactly, Okay, 431 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,240 Speaker 1: well slide alright, cats and diapers. You know there's semester. 432 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,680 Speaker 1: Your grades are that. I really want you to focus 433 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,679 Speaker 1: on your grades and maybe a little lesser turn into 434 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,159 Speaker 1: the athletic cards and diapers added this tune and to 435 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,920 Speaker 1: things about me. We thought you were selling drugs are 436 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,080 Speaker 1: and we we came to intervene because you want the 437 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,480 Speaker 1: best outcome for you, Mr Crandell, and I we care 438 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,080 Speaker 1: deeply about your future. My future has already said the Frankly, 439 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,879 Speaker 1: fuck up what I leave this school and the high peach. 440 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: This guy is so cool, so cool you and it's 441 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,680 Speaker 1: send school again, Mr Cramly. He's kind of a real 442 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: he's super cool. Alright, watch me wrap the third flannel 443 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:11,119 Speaker 1: around my waist. Oh my god, sorry, you want to, like, 444 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: I mean, this is pretty unorthodox. Yeah, you want to 445 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 1: come hang out of my place. We love your vibe. 446 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:21,080 Speaker 1: We love your vibe. They're so cool because we're chair 447 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,440 Speaker 1: empty for me to see if I show up. Okay, 448 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 1: that's fine. I wonder if R is just chill out 449 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,359 Speaker 1: you were Honestly, I just made all this, I know, 450 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,920 Speaker 1: but you're you're you're you're acting real thirsty. We lost 451 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,680 Speaker 1: our last drug connect. Hopefully this young man can come 452 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 1: through with the with the bomb acid. But we can 453 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,159 Speaker 1: agree he's so cool, right, well, yeah, obviously I want 454 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,640 Speaker 1: to around him. It's already weird that like we're lying 455 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 1: about hanging out with his students. So let's just let's 456 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,439 Speaker 1: play who's at the door. Nobody's at the door, not 457 00:25:51,600 --> 00:26:05,679 Speaker 1: to you the breakfast clip song, thank you forgetting at me? 458 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,760 Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it's not really, don't think you show come 459 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,160 Speaker 1: we got we love to seat here for I just 460 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,280 Speaker 1: came to chick out the vibe. I'm not feeling any 461 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,399 Speaker 1: slap bracelet bracelets that takes lab brace there you go 462 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,040 Speaker 1: here and have some more we have We have a 463 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:27,400 Speaker 1: flavored popcorn too. Yeah you guys, let me ask, Yeah, 464 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:32,240 Speaker 1: have any pods? Do what? God? I told you? I'm 465 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,919 Speaker 1: sucking at you? Look on alright, hold on, hold on? 466 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,640 Speaker 1: How about it? How about that luded me with magic cards? 467 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,680 Speaker 1: How about my magic gus? How about my sobriety chip 468 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,399 Speaker 1: that's kind of like a slammer, right, fifteen years sober? 469 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,440 Speaker 1: How about my wedding right, check my wading ring. He 470 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: just landed on something important motherfucker. The braddy chips are 471 00:26:51,880 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 1: fucking slop a pound slammerge. Which there you go, that's 472 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: the braty chip. They're har they're heavier the longer you've 473 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,640 Speaker 1: been in the program. Let me see a fave you chip. 474 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,959 Speaker 1: It's plastic. I'm sorry, God, I'm gonna get all the pugs. 475 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,679 Speaker 1: Take my turn to your sux dediction tchip. It's like 476 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,800 Speaker 1: in like a way, by the way, you're ten years six, 477 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: sobriety chip. It's just a busty way of just saying 478 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 1: you can't get anybody. Oh he's so cool. God you 479 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,840 Speaker 1: heard stand up shilling you really hurt. But also when 480 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,439 Speaker 1: I I have somebody as cool as him roast me 481 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,920 Speaker 1: that way. Yeah, that was a chip denman. Anyways, So 482 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:41,520 Speaker 1: back to I guess that was trippy man. That sounds 483 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,680 Speaker 1: kind of sucked up that your teachers were like, kind 484 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 1: of they sound like scumbags, to be honest, And then 485 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,879 Speaker 1: he's more fun that they recorded it all that we 486 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 1: can be anything about that either. Yeah, because they never 487 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,480 Speaker 1: asked him for permission, they're podcasting it. So you took 488 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: some Crabmga classes. Oh Yeahga crab Maga was really cool. 489 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:04,040 Speaker 1: Play ace. Uh you know it. They tell you it's 490 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,440 Speaker 1: a self defense thing with a lot of like former 491 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,360 Speaker 1: Israeli special forces guys teaching the class, and the classes 492 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: would be super wild. I was there to like get 493 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,000 Speaker 1: out my teen anger and directed in somewhere where like 494 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,480 Speaker 1: I go punch things that weren't drywall in my house. 495 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 1: It was a good outlet. And it was like a 496 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,440 Speaker 1: mixture of like agro teens, old guys who were trying 497 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,880 Speaker 1: to like recapture their like virility through like combat stuff, 498 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,000 Speaker 1: and then like people who are really interested in self defense. Um. 499 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,760 Speaker 1: But like a lot of the instructors were just like 500 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:40,120 Speaker 1: these agro ex soldier dudes who only taught you, like 501 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,320 Speaker 1: essentially how to creatively beat people up. It was never 502 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,680 Speaker 1: really like you know, self defense stuff. Yeah, exactly right 503 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 1: there on Olympic I have to confess I recorded to 504 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,120 Speaker 1: you pretty much your whole career. Wow, I did do that. 505 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: I placed microphones. I live with the city, and then 506 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:04,480 Speaker 1: sometimes I get jackpots fish and play my god class step. 507 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 1: I recorded a bunch of different ones. There's the Israeli 508 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,600 Speaker 1: teacher that I remember his teaching Sam. That's the class me. 509 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 1: If I can find Sam's class not that one. Not 510 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,239 Speaker 1: that one. Sam. Here we go. Yeo, guys, get in, 511 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 1: get in, let's talk. Alright, We're gonna we're gonna do 512 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 1: a lot of hard work today. We're gonna do a 513 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: lot of different kind of training today to make sure 514 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,800 Speaker 1: that you guys are defending yourself in a way that 515 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,040 Speaker 1: is consuctive. You know, you have a question, there's a 516 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,600 Speaker 1: good place to reclaim my use. Yeah, but you can 517 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:44,120 Speaker 1: reclaim anything you want. Blendy were to fade him question 518 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 1: where my first follow up question? Yeah, hold on, hold on. 519 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,680 Speaker 1: I like this energy. Yeah, this is how we're gonna 520 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,080 Speaker 1: defend ourselves with intensity. Here's species ship. He's always telling 521 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 1: me he's going to be using the laundry matter Monday. 522 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,640 Speaker 1: You're gonna let him say that to you, man, I mean, 523 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 1: I gosh, it's kind of state na Sunday night and 524 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,280 Speaker 1: I say it's Sunday night, and he he looked at 525 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,560 Speaker 1: his watch. It pat day, just one days. This is 526 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 1: basically scheduling conflict that we have here. This is perfect, guys. 527 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,720 Speaker 1: This is a perfect opportunity to like really train you 528 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 1: guys and get you in the mindset of self defense. Right. 529 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,280 Speaker 1: So you're saying this guy he's embarrassing you at the 530 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 1: laundry mat. Yeah, he's just making me feel like ashole, 531 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,080 Speaker 1: I'm not see and you have to defend yourself from 532 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: something like that right here? How do I do with 533 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: the course? What you do? Hold on? Hold on, man, 534 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,800 Speaker 1: you're a real asshole. Right now, this is what you do. 535 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,720 Speaker 1: You're gonna show up at the laundry mat, right and 536 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,640 Speaker 1: you're gonna defend yourself by sneaking up behind him, and 537 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna take or get the laundry mat. You're gonna 538 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,360 Speaker 1: put a bunch of cordas in a sock in the yeah, 539 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,960 Speaker 1: and you're gonna use this. You're gonna wrap athletics suck 540 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: however you like, could be a dress, can be a 541 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,360 Speaker 1: gold toll, whatever you like. Well, I've got the sucks 542 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,239 Speaker 1: at low below the ankles, perfect, perfect, But as long 543 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 1: as it can keep some form of currency and its 544 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 1: hard coins, you're going to wrap it around your hand. 545 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,720 Speaker 1: And you want to come up when he's not looking 546 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,640 Speaker 1: at get him in the back of the head. Self 547 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,080 Speaker 1: defense at its finest. Is it a problem the fact 548 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,560 Speaker 1: that he heard what I'm gonna do and we're a 549 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 1: week from now. No, because what you're gonna do is 550 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,640 Speaker 1: You're gonna pretend that there's no problems, there's no beef 551 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,560 Speaker 1: or nothing like that. He's gonna have his guard I 552 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 1: ever question, how do I defend myself? Year when he's 553 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,719 Speaker 1: defending himself. I need to stop that as a state's 554 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,120 Speaker 1: evidence is that if you know, I mean I do 555 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 1: because I record everything that there's two old man killing 556 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,920 Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, Sam was, I mean he obviously he 557 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,360 Speaker 1: was brought up on charges because he had that sort 558 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,240 Speaker 1: of underground elderly fight club that he was running. I 559 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,640 Speaker 1: would love me. I'm gonna find an episode of my 560 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,480 Speaker 1: recordings where Sam is chaining you. I'm trying to find it. 561 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,480 Speaker 1: Is this one. I just want to five people. I 562 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,280 Speaker 1: think that's great. Man, you know that I want to 563 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,680 Speaker 1: show you all these things. You're gonna defend yourself. You 564 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 1: know I'm only ten years old, though. That's okay. You 565 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,080 Speaker 1: think I'm sure people talking to you that you have 566 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,720 Speaker 1: to beat up. That's what self defense is about. It's 567 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,920 Speaker 1: about someone's gonna talk shit to you and then you 568 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:07,280 Speaker 1: kill them like that guy. Cavin you What did I do? Well? 569 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,480 Speaker 1: You kind of sing all these weird songs, join the 570 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,520 Speaker 1: class and it's really discructive. It's an audition. I was 571 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 1: supposed to sing songs. I don't get it. How do 572 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,880 Speaker 1: I kill him when he doesn't know? Yes, this is great, 573 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,600 Speaker 1: this is great. He's launching at me right now. Why 574 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,120 Speaker 1: why you do when this I thought we were from 575 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,400 Speaker 1: In a second, I'm going to punch you, man. I 576 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,800 Speaker 1: don't want to lie. You know. That ship is really annoying. 577 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,520 Speaker 1: But what you're gonna do to him is what you 578 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,880 Speaker 1: want to do is you're gonna set up a fake 579 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,480 Speaker 1: audition and you're gonna tell him, hey, I heard you're 580 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,800 Speaker 1: really working on your singing. And then you invite him 581 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,840 Speaker 1: and it's a set up and you just pounce on 582 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,440 Speaker 1: him when he gets then you beat the ship out 583 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,680 Speaker 1: of him to self defense. You know that that was 584 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,920 Speaker 1: also state's evidence. Yeah, he's against you, and everybody would 585 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,200 Speaker 1: happen between you and Kevin. I'm sure all that's gonna 586 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,320 Speaker 1: come up later. Everything I do could ever come together. 587 00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:01,719 Speaker 1: In the third beat, Mad's thank you so much for 588 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,240 Speaker 1: being a part of this show? Is there? Andy? Does 589 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,400 Speaker 1: that mean you when it say to me? It's right? Motherfucker? Wow? 590 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 1: A lot of tension here coming up Act three. The First, 591 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,040 Speaker 1: a word from our sponsors, who make this high quality 592 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:29,080 Speaker 1: program possible. Stay with us. Act three Separation anxieties. What 593 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,600 Speaker 1: happens when you can't find your phone? Sometimes your phone 594 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,400 Speaker 1: is like a friend now these days, and phones are 595 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,960 Speaker 1: so smart a personality, almost less appendage and more of 596 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 1: a companion. Can't find it. I can't find it. I 597 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,960 Speaker 1: can't find it. I can't find it. Honey, Wake up, honey, 598 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,600 Speaker 1: wake up what? I can't find it. I can't find 599 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,520 Speaker 1: what my telephone. It's even the morning. I don't care. 600 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 1: I have to sleep while I need to find my phone. 601 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,960 Speaker 1: So one of us is gonna get what they want 602 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,560 Speaker 1: to press me whatton on the thing that tells you 603 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 1: where it is? What button on? What thing on the 604 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,360 Speaker 1: little button with the thing, and it says over a year? 605 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,399 Speaker 1: Are you talking about on my phone? Oh? Yeah, How 606 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,560 Speaker 1: am I gonna do that? If I can't find my phone? 607 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 1: Go back to sleep. Think of some better ideas than 608 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,840 Speaker 1: wake up and tell me your ideas and how to 609 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,759 Speaker 1: find that tomorrow. Just go to the phone store. What 610 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,120 Speaker 1: let's go to the phone store and get another file. 611 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,000 Speaker 1: How am I supposed to find the rightist to the 612 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,560 Speaker 1: phone store if I don't have my phone. You realize 613 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,120 Speaker 1: that the only option he had was to go to 614 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:34,319 Speaker 1: a phone store. Yeah, well, welcome, never rising on here. 615 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,319 Speaker 1: What's what's up? Yeah? I can't find my phone and 616 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,480 Speaker 1: I want to know how I can. WHOA dude, you're like, 617 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,359 Speaker 1: turn off? I got fifteen? Man, straight up, you can't 618 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,239 Speaker 1: find your phone? Like, yeah, look for it. Of course 619 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,960 Speaker 1: I tried looking for it. That was the first thing 620 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,440 Speaker 1: I did. There isn't there some sort of a tracking 621 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: or help you find it? All right? Dude? What's your number? 622 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:07,440 Speaker 1: When he value? All right, that's not the white hit? 623 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:18,080 Speaker 1: Somebody answer? Yeah, hold on, somebody? Where did he are? Hello? Hey? 624 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: What dude? You? Yes, dude, this is Ace, Dude Aces 625 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,480 Speaker 1: the homie. Wait, wait where are you? I'm at work, bro, 626 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,840 Speaker 1: This dude fucking lost his phone. He's like, YO number 627 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,880 Speaker 1: in there and you picked it up? Dude? This is crazy. 628 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,920 Speaker 1: Ask him where he is? Hold on? Are you asking? 629 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,080 Speaker 1: Here's that guy asking? Dude? I don't know? You don't 630 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,879 Speaker 1: ignore him? Are you? My brother? Logan and Jake, dude, 631 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,880 Speaker 1: we're they're doing like some image consultant thing whatever? Hell 632 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,040 Speaker 1: yea for those new backpacks, For those brand new backpacks, dude, Bro, 633 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,720 Speaker 1: who's on the phone? What dude, who's on the phone? 634 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,880 Speaker 1: D Hey, dude, this guy's like asking about it? All right, 635 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,440 Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, dude, Hey, I'm sorry. What was your 636 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:01,800 Speaker 1: name again? Dude? Who lost the phone? Dude? Okay, dude, 637 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: this dude Raved is like, oh my bad, dude, I 638 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,839 Speaker 1: don't have his phone here. You just tell me where 639 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,600 Speaker 1: the guys bad? Where are dude? Sorry? Where are you? 640 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: Like your chill that he has it? Like, you're not 641 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,760 Speaker 1: gonna call the cops right, Like, no, I'm not gonna 642 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,440 Speaker 1: because I'd be like super fucking lam dude. All right, 643 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: how did you? Where are you at? Dude? Can day 644 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,759 Speaker 1: Bed come get the phone from you? Like? No? It 645 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,279 Speaker 1: was clear that David whened to take things into his 646 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,280 Speaker 1: own hands doing back home. Then Oh it's black clothes, 647 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,080 Speaker 1: black the spenders, black dance, black T shirts. Sorry, honey, 648 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,800 Speaker 1: it just he has to be done, all right. What 649 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,120 Speaker 1: are you going? Called street justice? And I got it right, 650 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,520 Speaker 1: get it? Just come home soon from your street justice. 651 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:51,600 Speaker 1: When you're done. I'm serious, I'm serious street justice and 652 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,200 Speaker 1: they're gonna be real. Sorry, Well, when you're done with 653 00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,840 Speaker 1: your street justice. Just you're seeing that in a in 654 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: a contestending way, like're over has arrived. Okay, the ober 655 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,000 Speaker 1: is coming, It's here. I'm gonna go get my street justice. Now. 656 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,000 Speaker 1: Just whoever's taking you there, I just hope that he's 657 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,520 Speaker 1: smart enough to teach you a little bit of a 658 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,880 Speaker 1: thing or two before you go have some street justice. 659 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,520 Speaker 1: Let me see who's your driver's name? Sam? I hope 660 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:19,360 Speaker 1: he knows what he's doing. Okay, the street come on? 661 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,640 Speaker 1: Come on? Okay, what are you gonna keep dancing outside 662 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 1: of my high blid? Just get in, man, Just just 663 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,479 Speaker 1: trying to build up the confidence to get it. Yeah, okay, 664 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,000 Speaker 1: but do you know I gotta start running the met 665 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,480 Speaker 1: man if you don't get in? Okay, started, okay, okay 666 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,080 Speaker 1: do alright? So all right, I'm here in the car. 667 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,759 Speaker 1: I'm going to get some street justice. I'm just so 668 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 1: you know, you go into a really bad part of town. Man, 669 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,200 Speaker 1: what are you doing here? You're gonna get with you 670 00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,720 Speaker 1: gonna get sleep justice in the bad part of town? Yeah, 671 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,840 Speaker 1: street justice. I don't know what's that mean? You're just 672 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,600 Speaker 1: like a funk up you know, cosplay Ninja or something. Yeah, 673 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do you have any pointers or get my Justice. 674 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,040 Speaker 1: I gotta get well, do you know, first you gotta 675 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,600 Speaker 1: establish like, are you even going to attack somebody? Is 676 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,880 Speaker 1: it even justified? You know, you're just being you know, 677 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,880 Speaker 1: so the frivolous with your violence stole my phone. Somebody 678 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,160 Speaker 1: stole your phone. Yeah. Ten minutes later they were in 679 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,960 Speaker 1: the parking lot, dam it turned off the meter. Decided 680 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,840 Speaker 1: to take this on as a personal thing, and he 681 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,800 Speaker 1: was teaching David how to set up at tax and 682 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,480 Speaker 1: tap the pulls, which knew he was gonna you have to, 683 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,399 Speaker 1: he was gonna be David versus Logan. What's the other 684 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:32,839 Speaker 1: paus needs? Jake? Jake, Jake lace in a look the 685 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,439 Speaker 1: pals all right, so you know this, I mean, look 686 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,640 Speaker 1: it sounds like we had well matched, you know, split 687 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,080 Speaker 1: on too. I don't like those numbers, especially you don't 688 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,759 Speaker 1: look like you can fight. Yeah, no, I don't not 689 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,040 Speaker 1: at all. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna 690 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 1: use you as as a decoy and then I'm going 691 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,920 Speaker 1: to come out of the shadows, the shoot out of them, 692 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,319 Speaker 1: get your phone, screech Justice style stabs him in the neck. 693 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,359 Speaker 1: You know they kind of that kind of seems unwarranted. 694 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,879 Speaker 1: A little stick justice. Man, you don't gold your phone back, 695 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,080 Speaker 1: We're gonna kill somebody. No, no, no, no no, I 696 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:06,759 Speaker 1: just wanted to scare him a little, kill him still, guys, No, 697 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,640 Speaker 1: don't come over here. No, don't forget it, forget it. 698 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,000 Speaker 1: I want to call it all. You want to call 699 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,880 Speaker 1: it all? Pause, backed up, and then David realized he 700 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,839 Speaker 1: sucked up because he didn't wanted is felling back like, 701 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,319 Speaker 1: you know what, I don't want to call it up 702 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,440 Speaker 1: because I want my phone back. Okay, come back, and 703 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,000 Speaker 1: David realized he needed to consult Sam first before we 704 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,480 Speaker 1: just started calling back. Okay, stand there, don't call it 705 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,360 Speaker 1: back all the way yet, and okay, I got it. 706 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,480 Speaker 1: This is fucking weird. B sorry, fucking fights him jump 707 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,160 Speaker 1: the gun. Well, they look fucking stupid. There. He has 708 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,000 Speaker 1: to be a way that I can get my phone 709 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,560 Speaker 1: back without murdering somebody. Hold. You know what I'm gonna do. 710 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pretend I'm injured and when they come close 711 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,399 Speaker 1: to me, supplies attacks him and then you're gonna take 712 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,799 Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, but they're gonna live. Yeah, they're gonna live. 713 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:57,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna live. Okay, Oh my god, Paul, I please 714 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,040 Speaker 1: I need I needed He can you three fellas come 715 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:05,120 Speaker 1: help my driver? Close to call it an ambulance. What's 716 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,200 Speaker 1: going out of here? What is it? You need to 717 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:15,680 Speaker 1: call an ambulance, but not for me? Motherfucker? Is this 718 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,440 Speaker 1: your phone? David? Come on? No, No, that's fuck. David 719 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,680 Speaker 1: takes the phone anyways, hitting the way. There was lung missing, 720 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:28,400 Speaker 1: and he gets a don't call How can I help you? Yeah, yes, 721 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:35,400 Speaker 1: this is your dad. Who's this? It's me Junior. Oh, 722 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,320 Speaker 1: come home, come mom? When you come over. And so 723 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 1: I told you I know what you take with school 724 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:45,360 Speaker 1: because he manages down. I'm writing this down. You didn't 725 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,439 Speaker 1: want need to take him to school because we said 726 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:53,319 Speaker 1: you were fucking ugly. Um, don't worry, son, because I'm 727 00:40:53,320 --> 00:41:00,719 Speaker 1: your father. I'll be right there back. Oh God, they're 728 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,320 Speaker 1: gonna know it's not me. I gotta wrap my face 729 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,160 Speaker 1: up in bandages so I'm in disguise and we'll never 730 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,280 Speaker 1: know what it was. I have to change my voice 731 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:16,400 Speaker 1: to an opportunity. David took. He was already dissatisfied with 732 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,600 Speaker 1: his home life. This is a perfect way for him 733 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,040 Speaker 1: to disappear. Living in the bandages. Nobody would know that 734 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:32,719 Speaker 1: it was David and that Martin, your father, Martin, we 735 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,239 Speaker 1: love you so much, Thank you so much. I miss you, Dad. 736 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,560 Speaker 1: You smell like black ice air fresheners. Thank you. Don't 737 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,640 Speaker 1: you miss the mansion, work erect and Mom's big boot. 738 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,880 Speaker 1: It was clear that David had leveled up. We have 739 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,280 Speaker 1: to keep his benches down for the rest of his life, 740 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,480 Speaker 1: but he didn't care. You don't have to deal with 741 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,719 Speaker 1: his wife who didn't give a shit about him, who 742 00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:01,440 Speaker 1: was missing phone ever again produced Andy and her special 743 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,759 Speaker 1: guest contributed, Miles Gray. I'm your host, sorry, and this 744 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,799 Speaker 1: was This is an Americans Live during this next time. 745 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,480 Speaker 1: This is Americans Live can be found wherever you get 746 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,560 Speaker 1: your podcasts. Be sure to subscribe, rate and review. 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