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Speaker 1: And then I held on to this little thing that

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Speaker 1: and then if you pray with some hope and God

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Speaker 1: your fabulous poem, Junior, Steve, you know you've been rocking

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Speaker 1: clean shaven men. Okay. The study of bodacious beard straddles

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Speaker 1: would would you grow a beard? Steve already did it? Uh?

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Speaker 1: If you knew it would get more dates with ladies

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Speaker 1: I ain't Junior, Tommy, let's get to this poem before.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying Jay I didn't mention Jake? Honestly, you

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Speaker 1: I know I work with anything about all right, Junior,

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Speaker 1: Let's get to this poem. All right. This poem is

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Speaker 1: we'll have today's headlines. But right now, of course it's

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Speaker 1: Tommy's run that prank back. Come on, they' moved, Big Mama.

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Speaker 1: They moved so stupid name. Moa mo Big Mama. Oh

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? My name is Carruthers. Y'all

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Speaker 1: y'all clean. Y'all clean my uh my, my house last week? Okay.

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Speaker 1: what what data we clean your house on? Sir? Last Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: mister Crutts, listen, if if if we if your grandmother

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Speaker 1: if somebody moved it and now the vase is still there?

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Speaker 1: you're very well mister, mister Cruther, I am so sorry. Um,

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Speaker 1: I just longed my grandmother not too long ago, sir.

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Speaker 1: My guys would not have knocked over a vase or

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Speaker 1: I'm a girl man, mister Caruthers. I'm sorry about it,

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Speaker 1: please go and ask Wayne and Robert Juny to come

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Speaker 1: It's in my yard. God, mister brothers, I'm sorry. I'm

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Speaker 1: But now don't don't uh, you're gonna prend me on

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell everybody not to use this damn carpet

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Speaker 1: Now let's listen. Nah, Now, it took me a long

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Speaker 1: You move my grandmother. Man, Bro, mister Carrubb, don't threaten

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Speaker 1: one more thing I want to tell you, man, what

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Speaker 1: is you listening? What is it? Man? Nephew tim me

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Speaker 1: by your wife? Dog? Hello, hey, play up? Say man?

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Speaker 1: You wanna tell me what you're gonna do with my

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Speaker 1: She man? What is what is the baddest And I'm

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Speaker 1: Hargling Morning Show playing Man, I'm listening to y'all every morning. Man,

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Speaker 1: y'all every more. Look here, why don't you tell Doc

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Speaker 1: Steve Man, y'all need to put a copper cleaning the

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Speaker 1: You mean a corper cleaning in a category? Corper cleaning category, Man,

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Speaker 1: never experienced that. Did y'all have anybody that was creaming ya? Friend? Now?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got one? Yeah, my grandma she was cremated.

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Speaker 1: What they do with who had? Who gets to earn?

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Speaker 1: way all of them go, Why aren't you going? All right?

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Speaker 1: More of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette. Here we go with

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Number one, you know you can go

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Speaker 1: Win baby, cat, spun it cat? What you live for that?

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Speaker 1: know you don't went too far with the joke. When

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Speaker 1: all your friends say damn dog, damn dog. You know

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Speaker 1: you don't went too far with the joke. When someone

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Speaker 1: says he's not looking at you because he's blind. How

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Speaker 1: about that he that's why I'm not looking at him? Dog.

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Speaker 1: I'm over here. I'll tell you know when you went

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Speaker 1: too far the joke. You telling Joe the only one

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Speaker 1: one l I tell you that your boy that wrote it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on, you know you didn't win too far with

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Speaker 1: the joke. When the person sitting in the audience say,

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Speaker 1: I'm on my way up down you far with You

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Speaker 1: know you don't went too far with the joke. When

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Speaker 1: she says, no, I'm not expecting a baby. Whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I got one, all right. You know you went too

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Speaker 1: far with your joke. When you tell a joke and

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Speaker 1: you go is this thing on and the audience, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's on. We can hear you. It's just not funny.

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Speaker 1: I Missanne's here with today's headlines. Please introduce here, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, miss Anne Trim Trimm. Thanks you guys very much.

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Speaker 1: This is answered with the news tropical Storm Barry has

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Speaker 1: formed in the Gulf of Mexico. It is now headed

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Speaker 1: for Louisiana. Thousands of people living in low lying coastal

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Speaker 1: areas were ordered to evacuate yesterday. Meanwhile, the US Army

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Speaker 1: Corps of Engineers keeping a watchful line on the already

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Speaker 1: swollen Mississippi River, which is breaking records this year for

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Speaker 1: weeks and weeks of floodstage water levels. And another Trump turnaround,

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Speaker 1: the president now says he's changed his mind. And will

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Speaker 1: not keep pushing for a citizenship question to be included

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Speaker 1: on the upcoming twenty twenty census forms. He says, is

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Speaker 1: going to go about finding out how many undocumented residents

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Speaker 1: there are. In another way, I am here by ordering

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Speaker 1: every department and agency in the federal government to provide

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Speaker 1: the Department of Commerce with all requested records regarding the

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Speaker 1: number of citizens and non citizens in our country. And

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Speaker 1: Trump says he's completely confident about the Administration's ability to

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Speaker 1: get the info he wants knowledge in many of our agencies.

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Speaker 1: We will leave no stone unturned. Speaking of that great knowledge.

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Speaker 1: These Social Security Administration and the Department of Homeland Security

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Speaker 1: have already entered into agreements reportedly to provide the Department

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Speaker 1: of Commerce with info on non citizens. Meanwhile, looks like

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Speaker 1: its promises kept. On another matter, immigrations, Customs Enforcement expect

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Speaker 1: to begin carrying out a series of rays this weekend

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Speaker 1: on unauthorized immigrants, those who already received removal orders but

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Speaker 1: haven't left the country. Legal landlists with the American Civil

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Speaker 1: Liberties Union reminding the undocumented that under the US law,

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Speaker 1: they do not have to let immigration agents into their

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Speaker 1: homes unless those agents have what's called a judicial warrant.

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Speaker 1: In fact, the ACLU says the plans to hand out

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Speaker 1: information cards to people living in immigrant communities and send

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Speaker 1: lawyers there ahead of expected rates. According to New York Times,

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Speaker 1: some of the cities are being targeted include New York City, Baltimore, Miami, Denver,

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Speaker 1: and New Orleans, which is dealing, of course, with her

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Speaker 1: tropical storm. Barry, the attorney representing regious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,

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Speaker 1: tried to convince a judge yesterday that Epstein should be

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Speaker 1: granted bail because he's not a bail risk. To prove that,

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Speaker 1: the lawyer offered Epstein's Manhattan residence up worth seventy seven

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Speaker 1: million dollars and one of his planes one of them.

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Speaker 1: Epstein also reportedly owns a couple of islands. Ask you

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Speaker 1: to say Epstein's flight is a flight risk because he

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Speaker 1: has tremendous resources and owns islands and stuff. R Kelly

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Speaker 1: under arrest today again, this time the unfederal charges of

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Speaker 1: child porn and some other things. He's being brought to

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Speaker 1: New York. R Kelly was arrested while walking his dog.

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Speaker 1: The singer's public says say they knew the charges were coming,

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Speaker 1: and they've scheduled a press conference in Atlanta later this morning.

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Speaker 1: And finally today is eat Judge Yellow Day. Everybody can

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Speaker 1: spell yellow. Now back to the Steve Harvey Mourning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to show? All right? Yahoo is reporting, guys,

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Speaker 1: a new pole that finds fifty nine percent of couples

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Speaker 1: say that they suspected their partner of cheating, they would

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Speaker 1: discuss the matter with them rather than jumping to conclusions. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you a questions, Shirley and coler No,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Just listen to this question.

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Speaker 1: If you suspected your husband of cheating, and it was

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Speaker 1: not on the internet, nobody knew, none of your co workers,

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Speaker 1: it was not it wasn't made public. If you suspected

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Speaker 1: your husband of cheating, would you bring it up calmly?

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Speaker 1: Would you bring it up with anger? How would you

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Speaker 1: do it? Probably? All of the above for me, without

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Speaker 1: the calm though you already nowhere. I'm coming bigger. All

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Speaker 1: of that, All of the above for me without the calm. Anger.

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Speaker 1: If I suspected that yet? No, well, I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you had suspicions, you ain't had no proof, you ain't

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Speaker 1: you ain't heard nothing, You ain't got no pictures, ain't no,

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Speaker 1: ain't on internet and none of that. But Steve, you

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Speaker 1: know we have intuition. You know we have intuition. You know.

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Speaker 1: Disappointing to you, mister Harvey. I don't know. I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to see what y'all would do. I don't really

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Speaker 1: And and the word discussion I have a problem with.

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Speaker 1: There will be no discussion. Well all, you gonna just

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Speaker 1: find out on your own first, like little CUSI let

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Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Suppose you discovered that you

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Speaker 1: were wrong about him and that he wasn't cheating. What

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Speaker 1: happens at that point? Oh, then I'm apologizing and begging

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Speaker 1: to his forgiveness, begging for his forgiveness and threatening him

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Speaker 1: he better not do it. You see what happens? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you God in the heart, you gotta do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you apologize for your wrongdoing, you know, make it up

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Speaker 1: to him. You know, anymore question, We're here for it. No,

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Speaker 1: y'all's answers just short, yeah and truthful, And there's no one.

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Speaker 1: There's no one in between, ain't no. You know that's

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Speaker 1: I don't like talking, y'all. If were you expecting something else.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I expected, but that wasn't it.

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Speaker 1: You've you've obviously been through this before. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what I found out. Though I'm fine out, I ain't

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Speaker 1: fired up to have a discussion. Once they find out,

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Speaker 1: I'll cheat. It's old your lass sitting up here? Got

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Speaker 1: the lyricy chat? No you did, But Junior, don't you

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Speaker 1: know that money changes thing? Yeah? Yeah, how you get

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Speaker 1: the nerves that was before? Look at you now see

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Speaker 1: Tommy saying dang Junior, like you can't believe Junior called

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Speaker 1: herself Tommy your og. No, I am not am not

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Speaker 1: gonna let your stop doing that. All right, We'll be

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Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Show. All right, Steve, come on,

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Speaker 1: Jay is here to murder another hit before he murders

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Speaker 1: the hit. Yeah. I'm just in a matchmaking movie today

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Speaker 1: and you found somebody. No, I think you should talk

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Speaker 1: to man seriously because you need a little stabilization in

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Speaker 1: your life. You should date. And I don't know if

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Speaker 1: she's fully available anymore. I don't see how she's could

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Speaker 1: be on the market at this point, but you really

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Speaker 1: should look into talking to miss Anne, Miss Anne, miss Andrew. Ja,

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Speaker 1: that's a good, good matchup. What about Marla, Gie, your

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Speaker 1: news will be a whole lot different. It all be

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Speaker 1: about you. Ja, let me tell you about this. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna get your trump in a minute. It up. But

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Speaker 1: first of this bad black black Wow, well maybe not

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Speaker 1: say it has a great laugh, Ja, go to church,

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Speaker 1: act like, well, you know, he could be he could

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Speaker 1: be real. Then a bit. Let me let me tell

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Speaker 1: somebody know about me. I'm the type person that once

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Speaker 1: you get hooked up with me, I make you go

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. I can bring that out in a fris

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Speaker 1: could be a good thing. Jane. No, no, no, no, wow,

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Speaker 1: I'm good anyway. Let me get to this all right,

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Speaker 1: it's the j Spot Comedy. We got this thing called

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Speaker 1: Taco Headliner Tuesday goes down every Tuesday, literal event. Bright

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Speaker 1: and get your tickets. It's every Tuesday Taco Headliner Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Jaspont Comedy Club, fifty five eighty one Westminchester Avenue, Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: Y'all had fun challenge. Oh yeah, it was really nice.

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Speaker 1: We had a great time, but the food che yes

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Speaker 1: yes wore Steve Shirley Collin everybody. You got familiar with

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Speaker 1: the challenge, the Pea challenge. Oh yes, I did the challenge.

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Speaker 1: It's a rap song about things you would do for

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Speaker 1: the P for the So the men did one for

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Speaker 1: the P. Ladies did one for the D. My song

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Speaker 1: is for the C. Well you heard about the Pea

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Speaker 1: Challenge and the D Challenge. This is the C challenge.

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Speaker 1: You see him down for the comedy, Brown for the comedy.

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Speaker 1: Since death, Jem, I've been around for the comedy. Take

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Speaker 1: for the comedy, right for the comedy, Think about it, morning,

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Speaker 1: noon and night for the comedy, Hit for the comedy,

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Speaker 1: Fit for the comedy, had a good job. I had

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Speaker 1: to quit for the You see him smoke for the comedy,

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Speaker 1: Joke for the comedy. Been to divorce Core three times

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Speaker 1: for the I got love for the comedy, Club for

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Speaker 1: the comedy every nine and then. I need a hug

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Speaker 1: for the comedy. I hope for the comedy. Note for

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Speaker 1: the comedy. Did a cruise ten years on a boat

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Speaker 1: for the talk, trash for the comedy, got cash for

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Speaker 1: the comedy, even got some real good ass for the condue.

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Speaker 1: Black for the comedy, White for the comedy, or City

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Speaker 1: Your Hall. He let me write for the team, and

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Speaker 1: I go back for the comedy. Make stacks for the comedy.

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Speaker 1: Got much love, and that's a fact for the car.

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Speaker 1: Take appeal for the comedy, feel for the comedy. Don't

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Speaker 1: get mad when they still for the comedy. I'm about

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Speaker 1: for the comedy. They shout for the comedy. Gonna drop

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Speaker 1: the mic here because I'm out for the comedy. Man jail,

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Speaker 1: I won't pay. Yes, oh my god, I'm putting I'm

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Speaker 1: putting that on my show. That gonna be my thing.

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Speaker 1: Coming into jail. But come in jail, coming in. That

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Speaker 1: was good, ja, Yes, yes, there was lost to all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show right after. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour.

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Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after don't forget today. Strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: is on tap. But first, the nephew in the building

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Speaker 1: with the prank phone call call them, Yes, triosity bringing ok, triosity,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married. Come on, hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Marvin Police. Yes, speaking Marvin High. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you from doctor's office. I'm actually the lab technician um,

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Speaker 1: and you you came in and I got it physical.

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Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: and my understanding this is for your for your occupation correct. Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're

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Speaker 1: a river? Okay? Now I was giving you a call

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Speaker 1: about I'm here looking at your records and all the

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Speaker 1: testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see

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Speaker 1: have you had any have you had any activity or

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Speaker 1: any problems around your naval area? Na fine? Okay? It

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Speaker 1: was saying, all right, uh yeah, everything's fine, But I

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Speaker 1: mean if you haven't had any any type of nothing,

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Speaker 1: no breakout or anything around your navel or whatsoever? Nah

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Speaker 1: about my navel? Now everything's going straight, man, Okay, to

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Speaker 1: see what's going on? Man, what's happening? Okay? Actually, you've

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Speaker 1: been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oristriositis is actually

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Speaker 1: a fungus that comes out of South America. And you

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Speaker 1: have no activity whatsoever around your NAVELO. It's otriositis, sir.

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Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're you're if

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Speaker 1: you haven't had it yet? You say you haven't had

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Speaker 1: any activity. There's gonna be like a small little tree

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be growing from your navel. And it gets

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Speaker 1: about six inches long and it probably bears about probably

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Speaker 1: about twenty five to thirty leaves on it, but it's

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Speaker 1: very small. You see a tree gonna be growing out

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Speaker 1: my navel, It's gonna be a small tree. And Uh,

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to get you

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Speaker 1: to come back in, probably in the next month. We're

627
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,399
Speaker 1: gonna need you to come in so we can check

628
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 1: it out. But it's got to grow its fullest potential

629
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: before we can actually do anything to it. No, I

630
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 1: can't come in and on mind, I got to come

631
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: in to hey, man, somebody got we we we get

632
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: this problem to resolved. Man, I'm tryna get married. Man. Well,

633
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 1: we can't. It has to grow with fullet's potential, sir.

634
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: And the full term is actually like about four weeks

635
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: before we can act. Man. I'm not waiting for those

636
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: four weeks. Man. Somebody got to come till me something right, Nah, Man,

637
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go married. Man. Have to fly the time,

638
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 1: man and have something going out of my neighbor. Man.

639
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: Y'all going crazy, man, Sir, o Triosa. This is something

640
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: that's very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas

641
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: in South America on how to treat this. Man, I

642
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: don't get it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna

643
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: have to come give me some help, right nah, Man,

644
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man, I'm not

645
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this

646
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: office maint got to come down and then do something

647
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: for me. Man, And what you say, as you said,

648
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: I can cut it out myself. So the best I

649
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: can do is probably trim it a bit, you know,

650
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: and maybe knock a few leaves off. But I cannot

651
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: touch the full stock at all. Man. You can cut

652
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: this for the bad day, do something, sir. I cut

653
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: it right now. You cannot, Sir. If you cut it,

654
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create

655
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: a bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm

656
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: trying to get this cool a doot. Man, you didn't

657
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: tell me. Ain't nobody never what I've dried on there

658
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: and get this put man, I'm gonna get married in

659
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: two weeks. Man. We're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now.

660
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: Somebody can do this for me. So you cannot pull

661
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: it out. You're gonna create good man, You're gonna create

662
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: a bigger problem if you try to pull it out. Sorry,

663
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: problems are already up. I'm trying to get this problem. Man.

664
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: Give me tell me a big hospital. Ain't now me

665
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: you want me to do that. It's not something I

666
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: poke out of my summer and you're tilling it. Ain't

667
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: you can do, man, sir. Oak triositis is not something

668
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: that we treat all the time. Like I said, it

669
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: hails from South America, so we got I don't give

670
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: it from Great Britain. Somebody that I feel for me

671
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: to come down and help me pull this, man, sir,

672
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: I understand what you're going through, but we have to

673
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: let it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,

674
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 1: the full root of it to grow. Man, I ain't

675
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: woa man gonna go right nah man, y'all gonna have

676
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: to do something, man, sir. There's nothing we can do.

677
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: We can probably trim it a little bit, the trim,

678
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: get some training, song man, do something, sir. There's nothing

679
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: we can do at this point but sit back, and

680
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 1: wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay, can

681
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: we get you do the waiting? Man? Somebody helped me, right, nah, man, Sir,

682
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: can we get an appointment for you in the next

683
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: four to five weeks and we do that. Now you

684
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: got to get appointment for me to dating. I'm gonna

685
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: give man. Man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaica. Now, I

686
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: can't have them chicking out of me. I can't see

687
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: it the apport. Man, you're gonna embarrass me like that

688
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: man chicking out my neighbor. Sir, I understand it, and

689
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: like I said, oh, triositis is very rare, and it's

690
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: it's something that we haven't treated that many times here

691
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: in the States, but overseas, the message that we're getting

692
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: is that we need to let it grow. It's full term.

693
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: So man, tell me, ain't nobody in the Mirroricans got

694
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: what man, it's otriositis, sir, So I get it. I

695
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: nobody else got it, Sir. I could not believe that

696
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: you were coming up with outriositis here in the States.

697
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: It's it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two

698
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: people in the past has been diagnosed with this and

699
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,959
Speaker 1: they actually passed away. So now you tell them dive

700
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: and you're gonna chip me three weeks. Man, I'm coming

701
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 1: down another day. Man, somebody could do something for me, Sir.

702
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: There's nothing that we can do today until four to

703
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: five weeks or I gotta go get married. I'm fine

704
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: to Jamaica. Man. I just said, Man, I'm hearing what

705
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: you're saying, but I can't do anything if you don't

706
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: see the tree already coming out of the navel yet.

707
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: Somebody got to do something, mind, Man, I'm saying what

708
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: you want me to do. Man, I don't know what

709
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: I want you to do, sir, but I have one

710
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: more thing I can tell you what you got to say. Man,

711
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: are you listening. I'm listening to you. Man. This is

712
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Hoppin Morning Show. You just

713
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: got pranked by your boy, earl Man. You gotta be

714
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 1: damned out my wig. Man, you too, lift you tomming man, Man,

715
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: y'all he'll be going crazy here. Man, I'm looking at

716
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: all of my damn neighbor things. The truth fell out. Man, Hey, man,

717
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man,

718
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

719
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Hard Morning Show that is

720
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 1: calling that dedicated. I appreciate it, y'all. I ain't nephew.

721
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 1: Thank you as always. Okay, Steve, you you were gonna

722
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: tell us about the tidy bowl commercial. Oh in the

723
00:50:54,560 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: bathroom again about everything in this. I was flushing the

724
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 1: toilet right and our toilet water was blue. You know,

725
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: I was just a little boy, So I decided to

726
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: open up the lid to see why this water blue,

727
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: and that dye was all over my hand. And then

728
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: my mama said, Steve, get out that bad food. So

729
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: my hands was wet. So I grabbed the towel and

730
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 1: wipe my hands off. Now it's blue all over the toe.

731
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: So she go in the bathroom. All I heard was, who,

732
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: why don't towel? Where's my good towel? Oh? Yeah, we

733
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: had our name family initial on that she had just

734
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:46,479
Speaker 1: got them, and I had blue all over this top.

735
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: She came out there and said, little Stevie, did you

736
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: wipe your hands on them A good time? Yeah? And

737
00:51:54,200 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: I said, U did? I lie? I could tell by

738
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: the tune this, I asked, just wiped my hands on?

739
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: I got to lie. Somebody else had to. She said,

740
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: hold your hands out. I held my hands. I blew

741
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: all under my nails and everything. Yeah, she said, barn

742
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: and you just lied to me. You'd have put that

743
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: blue all over them good time. I just bought them tied. Said,

744
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: I tell you what, tell your daddy when he come home.

745
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 1: But you didn't do that to them, tied because slick

746
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: like them tied like this, quid my black hairs, Daddy started.

747
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: I ain't never heard him mention it that he I

748
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 1: know he liked watermelon with pepper on it, but I

749
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: didn't even kid about no damn towel in the We

750
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: will be back. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well, right

751
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: now it is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if

752
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: you need advice on your relationship, on dating, on work,

753
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: on sex problems, parenting, and more, submit your Strawberry letter

754
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter,

755
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 1: Right Steve, Did I leave anything out? Need to leave nothing?

756
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: Hell and anybody just not clear too. We don't need

757
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:32,839
Speaker 1: Joe letter cause you slow right here show all right,

758
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: buckle up, hold on tight, beget it for you here.

759
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: It is a Strawberry letter subject something ain't right with

760
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: my fiance and his bff. Dere's Stephen Shirley. I reconnected

761
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: with an old high school flame in January, and we

762
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: got engaged a couple of weeks ago. Well before he

763
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: asked me to marry him, he told me about his

764
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: female best friend. He told me that he had sex

765
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: with his best friend years ago, but they didn't have

766
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: any romantic feelings whatso ever for each other. Now, of course,

767
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: I was very uncomfortable with their friendship, but I didn't

768
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: stress about it because I overheard him telling her how

769
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: much he loves me and that I'm the one. This

770
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: past weekend, my fiance invited his best friend to lunch

771
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: so I could meet her. Lunch was going great, we

772
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: were talking and laughing, but then the best friend just

773
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: got quiet. I looked over at this heffa and she

774
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: was sitting there crying. My fiance asked her what was wrong,

775
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: and she said, she feels like he is going to

776
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: forget about her when he marries me. My fiance has

777
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: a nerve to tell her that that would never happen.

778
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: She stood up and told him that their friendship was over,

779
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: and she stormed out of the restaurant. My fiance and

780
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: I sat in silence for the rest of the meal.

781
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: He hasn't talked to this woman for a couple of

782
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,720
Speaker 1: days now, and I can tell it's bothering him something.

783
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm right here. Why is my fiance stressing about another woman?

784
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: Can men really have male best friends they're not attracted to? Wow?

785
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you know, and in some parts

786
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: of the world that can be the case. But um,

787
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 1: you know I have, if I'm honest with you, every

788
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 1: male male friend, quote unquote friend that I've had in

789
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: my life, there has been some sort of something going on.

790
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: You know. You could tell, yeah, I mean you could.

791
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 1: You could tell that they liked you, or you could

792
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: tell that you know something, there was some sexual tension

793
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 1: going on there. Yeah that that doesn't mean that we

794
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: acted on it, but you know, male female that dynamic. Yeah,

795
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: you could tell that company. I'm sorry, stupid sexual harassment case.

796
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: What a stupid because you might say something else ignorant, right,

797
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: But far be it from me to argue with your intuition.

798
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 1: If you're all ready feeling something isn't right, then it

799
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: probably isn't. I mean, yes, they've been intimate in the past,

800
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: but as your friend told you, he no longer has

801
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: romantic feelings for his best friend. But this is I

802
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: think where your intuition is really on point. I think

803
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: the best friend has some unresolved issues, as she displayed

804
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: at lunch. I mean, if she didn't wasn't emotionally connected

805
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: or tied to him still, why would she storm out?

806
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: Why would she be crying. There's something going on with her,

807
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: And I think that she's jealous of your relationship and

808
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 1: she probably wishes that it were her, and she does

809
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: feel left out and she does want him so and

810
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: he may feel some kind of way too because it's

811
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: bothering him. So before you decide to walk down the

812
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: aisle with him and set a date and do all

813
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 1: of those things, you guys need to get this together.

814
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's going to be that

815
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: easy because his best friend has some serious issues and

816
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: if he's bothered by it, he may have some unresolved

817
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 1: feelings that he's not acknowledging or telling you about. Steve. Well, well,

818
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: thank you, Shirley for that warm, fuzzy rendition of the letter.

819
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: You're so welcome. Now here come the ignorance side. Let's

820
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: just gonna get it. What really hell going on here?

821
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: Some ain't right by my fiance and his bf L.

822
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: We have renamed the b F to big Fat Freak.

823
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is right here, thank you, Colin. Some

824
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: ain't right with my fiance, big free that's just b F.

825
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: Any day out is happening to hire. I reconnected with

826
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: an old high school flame in January. We were engaged

827
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. Oh that's quick, January, Mabel, yeah, bam,

828
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: all the crack January February, March, that ninety day went

829
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: out the window. Okay, cool. He told you about this

830
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: female friend, he guy, that's it b f FL, who

831
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: would be referred to from now on in this letter

832
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: as BF after Big Fat Friend. He told me he

833
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: had sex with his best friend years ago. But they

834
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: don't have any romantic feelings whatsoever for each other. You

835
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:26,439
Speaker 1: ain't got to have romantic feelings to have sex. That's

836
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: not a requirement romantic feelings to have sex. What y'all?

837
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: You just lady? You ain't that old because you're hooked

838
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 1: up right after high school old high school flame. I

839
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: don't know how yet. They're pretty, they're young, of course,

840
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 1: I was very uncomfortable with a friendship, but I didn't

841
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: stress about it because I heard him on the phone

842
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: telling him how much he loved me, and that I'm

843
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 1: the one. What nobody on the other end. You heard

844
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 1: him on the phone, but she wasn't on the phone. See,

845
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: I know this is this is a good game. Here.

846
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how much I love her, and

847
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: she is the one she had been a home. You

848
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: got fair a line, lady, we come back. I'll tell

849
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: you the rest of it. We two of Steve's response.

850
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's go with purchase.

851
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: There's a letter, Thank you, Shirley. Some ain't right with

852
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: my fiance and his bf l You love this letter,

853
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: which is referred to her as the big fat free

854
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: All right now. They told me they had sex when

855
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 1: they was best friends. God, but they don't have romantic

856
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: feelings whatsoever. You ain't gotta have feelings to have sex here. Boy.

857
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: Of course, I was uncomfortable, and I didn't see see

858
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: stress about it because I overheard I'm telling her how

859
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 1: much he loves me, and then I'm the woman she

860
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: had already hung on the only person got that message

861
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: that's funny. He had hunger. Wow. See I know how

862
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: this go right there. This past weekend, my Fields invited

863
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: his best friend to lunch so I could meet r.

864
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: Lunch was going gray. We was talking and laughing, yeah,

865
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: but then the best friend got quiet. I looked over

866
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: this hell fuck and she was sitting there crying. What happened?

867
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: The only laugh? What you remember that time we do that? Girl?

868
01:00:49,160 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: You pray that like what? He help to start crying? Yeah,

869
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: because she couldn't hold up the line no more. See,

870
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: she wasn't on the phone when he told her you

871
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 1: was the one we're talking and laughing. My fielance say

872
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: asked her what was wrong? She says, she feels like

873
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: she forgot he was going to forget about her when

874
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 1: he marries me. My Fields had to never tell her

875
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: that that would never happen. What, Oh, that's why. Ain't

876
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: no monna laugh? See, I'm look at what happened to

877
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: all that laughing? Daddy your feelings? They told her. She

878
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: stood up and told him their friendship was over, and

879
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: she stormed out the restaurant. Oh man, my fiance saying,

880
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: I sat in silence for the rest of the meal.

881
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: Now he ain't talking to you because he trying to

882
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: get himself together. When a man sitting in silence, his

883
01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 1: brain ain't solid. It was a right going on in

884
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: his head. The German shepherds was loose, and four people

885
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: had fire holes and he was only black against the

886
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: wall at the Chriskys. He ain't talked to this woman

887
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: for a couple of days now, and I can tell

888
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: is bothering him. Something ain't right here. Why is my

889
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: fiance stressing about another woman? Because she the other woman?

890
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: This ain't another woman? This the other woman? Can men

891
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 1: really have female best friends that they're not attracted to?

892
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: The answer to that is if they ain't attractive. Let

893
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,439
Speaker 1: me let me read this question and answer for your kids.

894
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: Can men really have female best friends they're not attracted to? Yes,

895
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: if they're not attracted? Now? Was to be really a

896
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: bit that freak? Or was to be a big fan

897
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: m Yeah, see, that's what you need to ask herself.

898
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 1: Was to be really a big fact free or was

899
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: to be a big fan freak? I'm gonna go with.

900
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find to see that what I'm gonna go with.

901
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 1: That's why he said in silace. He watched her walk

902
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: out the dope that she full figured dough all but

903
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: she got it all right. See she had curved model.

904
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: But when she walked out that dough and he saw

905
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: it moving under that dress. Yeah, ha ha ha him

906
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: see high work. I'm just trying to show y'all high work.

907
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: She started crying because she won't mote because she had

908
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 1: and she had allowed him to see more, and he

909
01:03:55,720 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: gave her more. She was hoping to be yes, naw

910
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: that she go after dough And what fault because you

911
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: don't bought this up in here telling you gonna give

912
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: her the more that I had before? Ye ye ye huh,

913
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 1: that's all this was playing. Well, it's not gonna happen now,

914
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: is it. Yep, it's still gonna happen now. Nobody getting

915
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 1: up her friend. Yeah, because the friend gonna get over

916
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 1: it because he gonna tell her she don't really mean

917
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 1: that much to me. She's just get another friend. But

918
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 1: I got to marry her because she's sick. Just let

919
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 1: me marry her. Coming up. She's sick, she got a

920
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: terminal illness, and I'm gonna marry her so she can

921
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: have that. That's gonna wish. Oh my god, Now I'll

922
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: tell you what he Okay, Steve, we gotta get out

923
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: of here. You know that you can email us or

924
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: instagram us your thoughts on today's strawberry letter at my

925
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 1: Girls surely, and we'll be back with more of the

926
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to

927
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go. This segment

928
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 1: is called none of your darned business? Kay, please explain. Okay,

929
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: it's very easy. You need to stay out other people's business.

930
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 1: You see something going on that don't bother you, that

931
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: don't concern you, your damn nues. For instance, you see

932
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: somebody steal somebody's order at Starbucks, Daniel, just take it

933
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 1: right on the end. You know what it put and

934
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: they take it then your damn bunutes. But they put

935
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 1: your name anyway, they put your name on away. Yeah,

936
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 1: you don't know what that person going to the left

937
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: him head that call. They got some mold back there.

938
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: It's fourteen dollars a cup. Anyway, let him out. Your

939
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 1: name name is on the cup and don't change inside

940
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 1: the cup. And it ain't but an eight cent loss

941
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: to stop. Write it off, really write it off. Want

942
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 1: to tell you what you know if it's the fifteenth,

943
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: uh huh, and you go to your mailbox huh, and

944
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 1: you see somebody else opening somebody else's checks. Yet none

945
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: of your damn business. I ain't got none of it.

946
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: You know, if the fifteen you know the check coming,

947
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 1: ain't toldly gonna take the money they did when you

948
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:34,439
Speaker 1: get Yeah, you had to, you had to mall. Uh huh.

949
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 1: You see your best friend's wife, uh huh switched cars. Yeah,

950
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 1: she get out of her car and get in another

951
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: car and they drive off. That ain't none of my dad.

952
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: That ain't ain't gonna do with me. She might be

953
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:55,960
Speaker 1: test driving. I don't driving a business. Yeah, this happened

954
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: to me before. Huh. If I'm standing in line at

955
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: the bank, uh huh, I go up there and I

956
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: and I'll give her a withdrawal slip. Huh. And she

957
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: give me too much money, right, that is none of

958
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 1: my damn bid. Count your blessings and go home. Excuse me. Yeah,

959
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into a whole lot. Now. You that

960
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: extra time walk away, and that ain't your bills. I

961
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 1: hate to say that stealing. Okay, that's not stealing. That

962
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 1: gave it Timmy money was given to him. But it's

963
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: not your money. It is I can't slide her a note.

964
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 1: I slid her withdraw all last league. Now, how much

965
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 1: you put in? Now, that's none of my bids at all.

966
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: That If it's not enough, it's my bills too much, nobody,

967
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 1: I just I won't spend it for your find. Right,

968
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:59,200
Speaker 1: you at work, and you know one of your co

969
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: workers ms smoking Jill. Just don't sit. That's dumb, point

970
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: your fan towards the they're going through. All right, we'll

971
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,519
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

972
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show. Okay, it's time

973
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 1: for something funny, Steve. Now, it's normal for people, you know,

974
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: to get nostalgic about things from their past. A lot

975
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:38,160
Speaker 1: of us do that. Like the Slinky, remember that toy,

976
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:43,719
Speaker 1: the Walkman, Remember the Walkman arcade games and even suits

977
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: and hats for men, Remember pac Man and all that. Yeah,

978
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: I still play pac Many. I can't play the new games.

979
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 1: They too complicated. I can't play none of the sports

980
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 1: game like NBA Live or Madden Football. I don't know

981
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:05,679
Speaker 1: the the A B they jumped, the ad they roll,

982
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: I can't do or you know what about being nostalgic

983
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,880
Speaker 1: about how you raise your kids, you know, with discipline

984
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:16,719
Speaker 1: and all that, things like common courtesy, like manners, things

985
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 1: like that whop to come back? Yeah you're gonna get

986
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 1: a whooping? Yeah yeah, did you? I'm telling you're gonna

987
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:30,920
Speaker 1: get a whoopping? Did you whip your kids growing up?

988
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: What I'm asking? H Yeah? Well you think they ain't

989
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:43,000
Speaker 1: in jam? You saved him Tommy, I tried to beat

990
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: him worse than my mama beat me. Oh that's pretty bad.

991
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 1: Ain't none of my kids got it like I got it.

992
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:52,880
Speaker 1: I ain't none, but our parents before us really got

993
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: it too. But we got it. I think we were

994
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 1: the last of the kids that got serious beat downs.

995
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,680
Speaker 1: My kids, my kids and got generation well some more.

996
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:07,879
Speaker 1: I really I really pledged my son. Yea, I pledged.

997
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:13,719
Speaker 1: So what frid is here? They ain't cused, but they could.

998
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:21,439
Speaker 1: They could go ahead and get it? Do they could?

999
01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:26,040
Speaker 1: They could? Technically they should actually be in But I

1000
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,560
Speaker 1: Jewish manners were more prominent like they used to be.

1001
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, I'm really proud of though,

1002
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,840
Speaker 1: I think all of my kids are very very manner.

1003
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: Manners are important used to everybody she's so sweet. Brand daddy,

1004
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:45,479
Speaker 1: you know you have great kids being on your answer?

1005
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 1: You know it. She got a clapback going on. You

1006
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 1: ain't heard nobody come up to you. I can't talk

1007
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 1: get your daughter. Well, he's talking talking crazy. It's never

1008
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: I ain't seen it either. You've just heard. I just

1009
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: have people coming over. Can I talk to you for

1010
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. No serious about her business stuff, y'all. Brand,

1011
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:34,680
Speaker 1: she runs your foundation, so she's serious about what do you?

1012
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 1: What else do you guys wish will come back? Like

1013
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:40,280
Speaker 1: products because they said iPad but I mean, you know,

1014
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 1: I wish Carol free marsterizer would come back. What actor

1015
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: curl for yellow bottle red? Right? Yeah? Come about chance

1016
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: King ye yos chess King Mary go around. Yeah. I

1017
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,960
Speaker 1: want them to come back, but I don't want to

1018
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:03,719
Speaker 1: have to have the money our head back then, don't

1019
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:08,479
Speaker 1: I want to come back? Poverty? Yeah, I have no

1020
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 1: desire for that to come back. What were the famous

1021
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,920
Speaker 1: what was the famous advice your dad gave you about

1022
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:16,240
Speaker 1: being poor? The best thing you could do for po

1023
01:12:16,479 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: people's son is not be one of that advice. I

1024
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,879
Speaker 1: listened to that real close, especially coming out of homeless

1025
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,719
Speaker 1: people gonna tell about, man, why you work so hard?

1026
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:32,559
Speaker 1: Because I'm running running for what. I ain't running fun nothing,

1027
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 1: I'm running from. Yeah. I'm not gonna be back in

1028
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:39,120
Speaker 1: that position no more. Right. So, now what I did

1029
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,120
Speaker 1: was if I become homeless and have to live in

1030
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,720
Speaker 1: a car, I now have cars you can live in.

1031
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah there you go like it. W Yeah, so you

1032
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:57,800
Speaker 1: can put bottle, You got shelter, air conditioning, okay, TV,

1033
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 1: you know, and you got one of your car. I

1034
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:06,760
Speaker 1: got computers in it. Yeah, WiFi? All that all right?

1035
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,800
Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

1036
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:16,639
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to stew Carl what you got?

1037
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 1: I'm laughing. Well, I was thinking, you guys. I was

1038
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,919
Speaker 1: kind of mentioning this to Shirley off air. So Tommy Junior,

1039
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:29,439
Speaker 1: you know, I think that we should just maybe throw

1040
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:33,080
Speaker 1: a party for Jay at his house. We've been talking

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01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:42,599
Speaker 1: about it. No, no, no, Ja, let her finish Jay. Look, look,

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01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,120
Speaker 1: we can all bring something. He could be a pot luck.

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01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 1: Monica's in on it, the whole staff. We love you, Jay.

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01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,640
Speaker 1: We don't have to worry about cooking or any of that.

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01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 1: We'll bring everything we got. The decorations. We can go

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01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:57,600
Speaker 1: to party City. We could decorate what what do? I

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01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 1: love it? I love it and I'll even something I'm in.

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01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 1: That's big for me to thank you. I know what

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01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 1: you're doing, but I just don't think I'm a party

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01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 1: right now, you're feeling so good. We just want to celebrate.

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01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:24,640
Speaker 1: I think I'm coming down with something else. I just

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01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: want to kick it at the house. Okay, this is

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01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:32,360
Speaker 1: really bad. I won't want you to get Yay. Seriously,

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01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: why don't you like company? I don't like people? How

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01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 1: about that? That's good? And I love company. I'm at

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01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 1: my happiest at home when I have a house full

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01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:50,040
Speaker 1: of people. Oh well, it's the weekend. I thought we

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01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 1: could do it this well a right anyway, come on? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: More than Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.

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01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:02,680
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, it

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01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:06,879
Speaker 1: is time for comedy Roulette. Here we go with comedy roulette.

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01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,679
Speaker 1: Very simple. Give us five subjects, put them on a wheel.

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01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,800
Speaker 1: Fund the wheel. Stay it with me, Shirley, fun fund

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01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 1: the wheel, the wheel. Fund the wheel. We're not gonna

1065
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,160
Speaker 1: spend it. We're gonna spund the wheel. When stop it.

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01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,000
Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. What you got? All right?

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01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 1: Here we go. Number one, you know you can go

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01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 1: to jail for that. That's all right. Number two, Number two,

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01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 1: you need to cut that off. A need to cut

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01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,720
Speaker 1: that off. Okay. Number three, I don't know what she

1071
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:47,920
Speaker 1: looks like without a weird I don't know. Number four, really, jay,

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01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 1: Number four, get your butt out of my roofers. And

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01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:58,840
Speaker 1: number five, you know you went too far with the joke. Win.

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01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:08,920
Speaker 1: Here we go, baby cat, bunnet cat. What's your look

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01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 1: that you would stopped to? Number five? You know you

1076
01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:19,280
Speaker 1: went too far with joke. That's a good one round,

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01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:23,080
Speaker 1: all right. Guys know you went to know you went

1078
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:28,160
Speaker 1: too far with the joke when that that that you

1079
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,800
Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke. When you

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01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 1: see the fruits talking to you said, my brother, can

1081
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:40,400
Speaker 1: I speak to you about that joke? Hey, my brother,

1082
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:50,599
Speaker 1: we have a Thomas. You need to really stop. It's

1083
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:58,519
Speaker 1: surrounded about who surround joke? What you got? You? You

1084
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke when it's

1085
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:05,639
Speaker 1: very simple when Shirley's caller says off, because we don't

1086
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 1: went too far, they won't never let him go far.

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01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 1: You can't go too far with y'all stop every day nothing.

1088
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:20,120
Speaker 1: When y'all you know you didn't went too far with

1089
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 1: the joke when your wife packer bag and said, I'll

1090
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:29,400
Speaker 1: be at my mama. All right, Come on, you know

1091
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 1: you don't went too far with the joke. When all

1092
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 1: your friends say damn yeh, damn dog, you know you

1093
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,160
Speaker 1: know went too far with the joke. When someone says

1094
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:50,720
Speaker 1: he's not looking at you because he's blind. How about that,

1095
01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:59,760
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not looking at him. Dog. I'm over here.

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01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,559
Speaker 1: I'll tell you know when you went to fold the joke?

1097
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:13,439
Speaker 1: Have you telling joke that only one leg coming up?

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01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:17,679
Speaker 1: Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour, Gather

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Speaker 1: round everyone, you're listening to Steve. We're here at the

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Speaker 1: last break of the day. Just one more thing. You're

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01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,360
Speaker 1: closing remarks. What do you have for us today to

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01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 1: take us into the weekend? Steve? Well, I think I

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01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:38,480
Speaker 1: should talk about dreams because there's such a major component

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01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:46,840
Speaker 1: to your success. Dreams are such an important component to success.

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01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:51,439
Speaker 1: You can't underplay dreams. See, let me tell you something.

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01:18:54,720 --> 01:19:00,840
Speaker 1: Education is necessary for certain fields and professions. You want

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01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 1: to be a doctor, a lawyer, a dentist, a pilot,

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01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:14,200
Speaker 1: a scientist, a teacher. Education is so necessary for many

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Speaker 1: professions in this world. But there is nothing, and I repeat,

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01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:28,599
Speaker 1: there is nothing more important than your dreams. Your dreams

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01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:32,840
Speaker 1: have value. Your dreams wake you up in the morning.

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Speaker 1: The dreams give you hope. You know, I'm not saying

1113
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,360
Speaker 1: education doesn't do that. But education don't wake you up

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01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:45,840
Speaker 1: in the morning. It's what you dream and hope or

1115
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:50,800
Speaker 1: becoming with the education that wakes you up. It is

1116
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 1: your dream that causes you to even get an education.

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01:19:55,640 --> 01:20:00,639
Speaker 1: If you want to fly a plane, and that your dream,

1118
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:05,360
Speaker 1: Your dream will cause you to do the things necessary

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01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:10,880
Speaker 1: to accomplish the dream. That's why I tell people educators

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Speaker 1: in all, if we spent more time talking to our

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Speaker 1: children in our school system about their dreams and visions,

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01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:21,519
Speaker 1: we could reduce the dropout rate. But what we're doing

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Speaker 1: is we keep talking to kids about the education, and

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01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 1: we're not talking about the kids for the reason for

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01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:30,600
Speaker 1: the education. You gotta get your education because you got

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01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 1: to finish school. Finish school for what we have got

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01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:38,080
Speaker 1: to take time out to talk about the dreams and visions.

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Speaker 1: I tell parents all the time, if you're not talking

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01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:46,479
Speaker 1: to your kids about dreams every ninety days. That's a mistake. Man,

1130
01:20:47,439 --> 01:20:51,320
Speaker 1: that's a mistake because young people change more often than

1131
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:55,639
Speaker 1: you think. But if you're not revamping your dreams every

1132
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:59,200
Speaker 1: ninety days as an adult, you're making a mistake because

1133
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:02,720
Speaker 1: guess what you change Awesome Now, you know may not

1134
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: change as often as your children because you become a

1135
01:21:05,439 --> 01:21:08,120
Speaker 1: little bit more subtle when you're older. But you've got

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01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:10,760
Speaker 1: to refurbish these dreams. You gotta dust them off. You

1137
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:14,200
Speaker 1: gotta keep reminding yourself or what the purpose is, because

1138
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:17,920
Speaker 1: the dream provides purpose. You wake up in the morning

1139
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:21,639
Speaker 1: because of what you dream to be. You get excited

1140
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 1: when the lawn clock get all goes off because of

1141
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:29,479
Speaker 1: what you dream to be. Man, don't let nobody fool you. Now,

1142
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:32,280
Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm gonna say this again. Education is

1143
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 1: important and it's critical to certain things in life, but

1144
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:41,559
Speaker 1: you can actually make it in this world without one. Now,

1145
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 1: do you need to have some basics under your belt?

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01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:47,240
Speaker 1: I strongly suggest you do. And I'm not saying at

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01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 1: all that you don't need school, because you do. School

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01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:54,680
Speaker 1: offers you a way to become well rounded. That's the thing.

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01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:57,679
Speaker 1: That school does for you a great deal not only

1150
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,880
Speaker 1: educate you. It gives you social ills. It teaches you

1151
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 1: how to be well rounded. It teaches you god to adapt.

1152
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:07,479
Speaker 1: It teaches you the tool of memorization. So I'm not

1153
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:10,240
Speaker 1: knocking it at all. But what I am saying to you,

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Speaker 1: if you are like me in any way and you're

1155
01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:16,519
Speaker 1: just not a school person but you're gonna do, you

1156
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:21,320
Speaker 1: can still be something. If you've blown your education opportunity

1157
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:24,400
Speaker 1: in life, you can still be something. If you just

1158
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,200
Speaker 1: don't feel like you can do school again, you can

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01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:30,360
Speaker 1: still be something. Because the scripture says, a man without

1160
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:34,479
Speaker 1: a dream or visions your parents. I hold the Bible

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Speaker 1: inside out. I don't know it. I didn't go to

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01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:41,080
Speaker 1: the theology school anything, so I can't quote it like

1163
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:46,920
Speaker 1: people can oftentimes. But I don't really don't recall ever

1164
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:51,040
Speaker 1: going to Sunday School or any service I've ever been

1165
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:55,160
Speaker 1: to and read a scripture about how necessary your education was.

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Speaker 1: But I have seen repeatedly that a man without a

1167
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:03,439
Speaker 1: dream or vision shall perish. See the reason, You'll die

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01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,800
Speaker 1: without the dream of the vision, because without the dream

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01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:10,680
Speaker 1: of the vision, you'll give up hope. You've heard that,

1170
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:14,600
Speaker 1: so many people say, keep hope alive because it's necessary.

1171
01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:19,320
Speaker 1: The dream, the vision, what you see for yourself, your

1172
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 1: hope for tomorrow, that impossible thing that nobody else can

1173
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:27,080
Speaker 1: see except you, that thing that floats around in your

1174
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:30,679
Speaker 1: imagination that keeps pushing you to make you think that's

1175
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:34,760
Speaker 1: something out there other than this. For me, If you

1176
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:37,479
Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, then you keep saying yourself, man,

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01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,120
Speaker 1: that's got to be more to my life than this.

1178
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:45,479
Speaker 1: That's because it is. That's because it is. Your visions

1179
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,680
Speaker 1: and dreams are out there. And let me tell you

1180
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:54,280
Speaker 1: something else. You've got to make your dreams and visions

1181
01:23:54,560 --> 01:24:02,360
Speaker 1: so big, so big that it causes you to overcome

1182
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,519
Speaker 1: all of your fears. See, the fear of failure is

1183
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,719
Speaker 1: a number one cause of failure in this country because

1184
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,519
Speaker 1: people are afraid to fail. But you have to have

1185
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:16,080
Speaker 1: dreams and visions so big that it just overcomes all

1186
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:19,840
Speaker 1: of your fears. You've got to want something so big,

1187
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:24,000
Speaker 1: so dynamic to happen in your life, man, that you've

1188
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 1: got to make this happen, and the fear is secondary

1189
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 1: to all of it, and it will cause you to

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01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:34,000
Speaker 1: push through. You've got to dream of something so outstanding

1191
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,559
Speaker 1: that an order for it to have to in order

1192
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:39,639
Speaker 1: for it to happen, you absolutely have to have God's help.

1193
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:42,799
Speaker 1: If you're dreaming of only stuff that you can accomplish yourself,

1194
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:45,240
Speaker 1: I got news for you. You ain't dreaming big enough.

1195
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:48,760
Speaker 1: Start dreaming big. Increase your dreams. They would change your life.

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01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,719
Speaker 1: It would change your perspective. It would cause your hope

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01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:54,960
Speaker 1: to grow. All right, those are my closing remarks. All right,

1198
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:59,040
Speaker 1: all right, y'all have a Google. Hey, and can I say,

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01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:03,080
Speaker 1: have a great weekend? Yes you can. Finally, yes, if

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01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:10,280
Speaker 1: you work at all, you're leaving us to dream. That's

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01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:16,960
Speaker 1: right for all. Steve Harvey contests no purchase necessary, void

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01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:20,280
Speaker 1: where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least

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Speaker 1: eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.