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Speaker 1: The Michael Berry Show.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't always tell you when we record

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Speaker 2: a bonus podcast, but I'll tell you today. It's eleven

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Speaker 2: three am Central. We've just finished our morning show eight

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Speaker 2: to eleven. It's six hours before our evening show five

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Speaker 2: to seven. I'm using Central time, as all of our

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Speaker 2: timings and our phone lines were full at the end

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Speaker 2: of the UM Game. We haven't played the UM Game

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Speaker 2: in quite some time. The m Game is a great,

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Speaker 2: great way for us to get to engage in a

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Speaker 2: non political sense with some satire, fun and good times.

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Speaker 2: Since it had been so long, Ramon suggested a couple

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Speaker 2: days ago, Hey, we have been really intense over this

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Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk stuff. I think everybody could use just one

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Speaker 2: little substitute teacher's day shooting spit balls. So this is

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Speaker 2: a bonus podcast, which means if you ever noticed that

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Speaker 2: it says bonus podcast, that means it's a podcast that

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Speaker 2: did not air on the radio. That means that we

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Speaker 2: cut this only for the podcast. We had some folks

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Speaker 2: left over from the Umgame, and so we thought we

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Speaker 2: would have the Umscrum for you. Now. Reminder in the Umgame,

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Speaker 2: if you are new to the show, The Umgame was

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Speaker 2: designed for people to be able to have an opportunity

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Speaker 2: to express themselves on a topic we choose with absolutely

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Speaker 2: no preparation, without ever using um like or a pause

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Speaker 2: of any real length. In other words, it is a

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Speaker 2: continuous flow in the conversation about a topic you hadn't

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Speaker 2: prepared for, which forces you to think quickly on your feet.

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Speaker 2: We are necessarily harsh, intentionally, irrationally, ridiculously, absurdly harsh in

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Speaker 2: how we judge on the game. If you're listening to

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Speaker 2: the Bonus Podcast and you didn't listen to the Morning podcast,

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Speaker 2: to the Morning Show this Morning, which is loaded as

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Speaker 2: a podcast, it's our three of the September seventeenth Morning.

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Speaker 2: There's an entire segment of it. So if you are

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Speaker 2: if you feel we have wronged the callers here, tune

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Speaker 2: into that and we'll have your blood boiling. That will

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Speaker 2: be our three of the AM Show, September seventeenth. The

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Speaker 2: last segment of the hour is all the umgame. And

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Speaker 2: so with that, let's get to the callers who stuck

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Speaker 2: around with us after the show for the abuse to

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Speaker 2: be heaped on in the umgame.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, and now the Michael Arry show presents

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Speaker 1: America's favorite game of brain and mouth coordination, the UM Game.

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Speaker 1: You've got thirty seconds? Do you have what it takes

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Speaker 1: to uh be uh b DM champion?

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Speaker 2: Scott, you are up. Your topic is leftovers found in

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Speaker 2: the fridge into one Go. Leftovers found in the fridge

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Speaker 2: are some of my favorite meetings. What he took too long? Okay,

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Speaker 2: you know what, you're the judge. It's not It's not

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Speaker 2: for me to question wise, just for me to do

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Speaker 2: or die. Sorry, Scott Aeron, you're up, Aeron. Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Sir Aaron.

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Speaker 2: Your topic is alarm clocks into one Go.

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Speaker 3: I set multiple alarms. I have to get up early

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Speaker 3: in the morning, and it is necessary for me to

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Speaker 3: set three, possibly four alarms just so I am able

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Speaker 3: to wake up. I go to work at four in

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Speaker 3: the morning, and it is hard for me to wake

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Speaker 3: up as I.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he didn't uh anyway. James, you are up next,

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Speaker 2: and your topic is Nicholas Cage, bad Boy Nicholas Cage

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Speaker 2: in two to one Go.

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Speaker 3: I'm dig any dog. Nicholas Cage is one of my

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Speaker 3: favorite characters. Bob Parker once said he is the greatest

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Speaker 3: of all times, and he also reminded us to get what.

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Speaker 2: He went off course, he didn't stay on focus. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what to tell you. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: to tell you. Well, another exciting round where nobody wins,

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Speaker 2: as intended in the UM Game. We will play another

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Speaker 2: UM game at some point soon, since it's been probably

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Speaker 2: eighteen months since we've played it before. If you have

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Speaker 2: some fun topics to submit for the UM Game, the

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Speaker 2: more random, the better, send me an email. I read

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Speaker 2: them all through the website Michael Berryshow dot com. It says,

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Speaker 2: send Michael an email. While you're there, you can sign

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Speaker 2: up for our Blast, which is a daily email we

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Speaker 2: send in between the morning show and this show. You

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Speaker 2: can buy our Michael Berry Show merch. You can what

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Speaker 2: else can you do? I'm on there. You can get

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Speaker 2: a link to our Facebook page, which is where I'm

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Speaker 2: most active. Our Twitter page, our Facebook page. I do

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Speaker 2: those myself. We don't have a professional production team. I

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Speaker 2: just post things that are on my mind. I do

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Speaker 2: that a lot with Facebook. In fact, I use the

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Speaker 2: Facebook page for a lot of non political stuff as well.

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Speaker 2: You know, my thoughts on random things like pronunciations of

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Speaker 2: words or why Kunas is cook better? Than people from

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Speaker 2: I went over my time. Oh okay, I didn't realize

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Speaker 2: I was in an O Game episode. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: I can see that. Okay, I can see that. But

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Speaker 2: that's a fair point. Was not sufficiently disciplined in my approach.

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Speaker 2: I like to imagine we played the umgame this morning.

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Speaker 2: I like to imagine how pissed off people are who

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Speaker 2: come on full of vim and vigor and get some

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Speaker 2: ticki tac rules violation and it kicks them out like

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Speaker 2: the Russian judge. They lose and you think, wow, man,

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Speaker 2: that wasn't right, and they feel wrong. The whole day

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Speaker 2: goes bad over the umgame, and just think, you know

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Speaker 2: what that I just think that we had that kind

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Speaker 2: of influence on people's lives, even if it's a negative influence,

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Speaker 2: it's still an influence, you know, And there's something to

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Speaker 2: be said for that, isn't there At the end of

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Speaker 2: the day. And with that, our time with you today

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Speaker 2: is done. If you missed any part of today's program

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Speaker 2: We have weekend podcasts. We now they're called bonus podcast

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