Speaker 1: It rings from the voices. Two guys, we really are
Speaker 1: just two voices at the end of all this you
Speaker 1: know about.
Speaker 2: I mean, and we're lucky to have a voice in
Speaker 2: so many ways. Would you say yes?
Speaker 1: Once you learn to use yours and that question can
Speaker 1: be whatever it means to you.
Speaker 2: You know, I had good teachers. I had a good
Speaker 2: choir teacher told me you're a baritone. I said, really,
Speaker 2: this voice, this voice is a baritone.
Speaker 1: You are one of the best baritones of our time.
Speaker 2: Well, I might have dropped a couple octaves.
Speaker 1: It happens. I'm life worn, road hard, put away wet
Speaker 1: by this thing we call life.
Speaker 2: By this thing we call life.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's the grectly Gainus biopic title right there.
Speaker 2: Road hard, put.
Speaker 1: Away, hard, and put away wet by this thing called life.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: We're still pining after Greg luganis from our first discussion
Speaker 2: of him.
Speaker 1: Honey, when someone becomes a Google search with their name
Speaker 1: and the word shirtless, or their name and the word hot,
Speaker 1: or their name and the word speedo or their name
Speaker 1: and the word fill in thirsty blank, that's just now
Speaker 1: your computer knows okay, and your computer talks to your phone,
Speaker 1: which talks to you know, the cosmos.
Speaker 2: The cosmos, you know what. I'm terrified we'll make its
Speaker 2: way out there, and so I'm just going to come
Speaker 2: out ahead of it.
Speaker 1: What are you so afraid of?
Speaker 2: So around the same time as Greg Lugina's Shirtless in
Speaker 2: My Youth, I was also discovering the website Broadway dot com,
Speaker 2: and on Broadway dot Com you could learn more about
Speaker 2: the shows that were on in and off Broadway, including
Speaker 2: the show Naked Boy Singing.
Speaker 1: Can I say it's one of the great sites if
Speaker 1: you want to know what's on Broadway right now or
Speaker 1: even coming up down the pike. Broadway dot Com discover
Speaker 1: it now. I know Bowen discovered at a young formative age. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but log on, but continue, log on, go off.
Speaker 2: Add to car, I discovered Naked Boy Singing, the classic
Speaker 2: off Broadway review that features you guessed it, Naked Boy Singing.
Speaker 2: And some of these boys were and still are quite
Speaker 2: titillating for a boy of pubescent age and post you know.
Speaker 1: What, you certainly post and I'm going to reveal something
Speaker 1: in a sec But you wouldn't book that job if
Speaker 1: you weren't going to get up there and look delightful
Speaker 1: singing in the nude. I when I was in college,
Speaker 1: dated one of the naked boys singing, Oh my God,
Speaker 1: very briefly, and I was like, I really want to
Speaker 1: come see your show. He was mortified. He was like,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. You may not tell him. He's like, it's
Speaker 1: not He's like, it's not naked boy singing in like
Speaker 1: a sexy way or the way I want you to
Speaker 1: see me naked. It's goofy and silly and a.
Speaker 2: Little a little corny. And then the way that we love, well,
Speaker 2: it's foppish, it's popish. And I don't think he wanted
Speaker 2: me to see him in the poppish ways, but I said, no,
Speaker 2: I think that'll be good.
Speaker 1: That'll be good. But I never did see him in
Speaker 1: the show, and I never did see him naked.
Speaker 2: Well, that first part is going to say, good for
Speaker 2: you for respecting boundaries. That second part I go, well,
Speaker 2: that's a shame. If you wanted to see him naked.
Speaker 1: I know, and I never did. But basically, when I
Speaker 1: talk about adversity, bo just to bring it back to
Speaker 1: Paris and we got to be sh Carrie Richardson has
Speaker 1: solidified her spot.
Speaker 2: It's a dream deferred, but it tastes just as sweet.
Speaker 1: My god, you are one of the most beautiful speakers
Speaker 1: I learned.
Speaker 2: Geez my voice. Thank you, choir, thank you all statements, choir.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Because Bowen Yang always had the tambour, you
Speaker 2: didn't always have the words. Thank you, teachers, t thank
Speaker 2: you teachers. Let's celebrate and coaches. Let's celebrate Shakii Richardson,
Speaker 2: her coaches, her teachers. She is the clear favorite for
Speaker 2: the women's one hundred two in the gold. We are
Speaker 2: so thrilled for Shakri Legend.
Speaker 1: We love you, a world leader in this event. Ten
Speaker 1: point seventy one seconds literally ten seconds, literally quite literally.
Speaker 1: You say I'll be there in ten seconds, and everyone
Speaker 1: always sort of tosses that off as meaning I'll be
Speaker 1: literally right there. She was one spot in the track
Speaker 1: to the next in ten seconds.
Speaker 2: If you say I'll be there in ten seconds, your
Speaker 2: name better be shad Carry Richardson, because otherwise you're a liar.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to make a liar out of you.
Speaker 1: No, no, And this is what we were saying about
Speaker 1: it being down to the milliseconds because it feels commanding.
Speaker 1: I mean like she is the front runner, but Melissa
Speaker 1: Jefferson also clinched her place in Paris, taking second place
Speaker 1: with ten point eight seconds, as did twenty Sha Terry,
Speaker 1: who held on for a third ten point eight nine.
Speaker 1: So let's just say something right now. All these girls
Speaker 1: will be there in ten seconds.
Speaker 2: If they say they will be there in ten seconds,
Speaker 2: within oh point one eight seconds of each other. It
Speaker 2: is a photo finish, as we call it in the biz.
Speaker 2: It is a dead heat.
Speaker 1: It is a dead heat across the board, across the board.
Speaker 2: These girls are touching the line at around the same time.
Speaker 1: At right around the same time. Do you think there
Speaker 1: is a sisterhood amongst them?
Speaker 2: I think Tanisha and Melissa and Sha Carrie go out
Speaker 2: for drinks and they go, we need a fourth. We
Speaker 2: need to complete the Sex and the City quadrillo quartel.
Speaker 1: My god, oh my god, they really do they need
Speaker 1: a fourth? They need a fourth so rough to be
Speaker 1: like in a four and know that only three of
Speaker 1: you can go on, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like ough, you need them to clink a Cosmo glassgow.
Speaker 2: Why do we stop drinking these? You need a fourth
Speaker 2: one to go because everyone else started?
Speaker 1: And can I say you delivered that in a way
Speaker 1: that Candace Bushnell could never because she's behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: But my girl is a huge star, and he took
Speaker 1: those lines written by an iconic woman and delivered by
Speaker 1: iconic women. I have to say, who do you think
Speaker 1: would win in one hundred meter race, Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte
Speaker 1: or the iconic Samantha.
Speaker 2: I think the easy answer is Miranda, But I think
Speaker 2: Charlotte comes in out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I think Charlotte is so prepared. I think Charlotte is
Speaker 1: going to be She also was always on her exercise game.
Speaker 1: When she's always walking around the city, She's always moving.
Speaker 1: She's a cardio queen like and they build that into
Speaker 1: the show. It's not explicit, but she is a queen.
Speaker 2: But Charlotte's sex scenes were always the most aerobic. Everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's Samantha was the big fluozy or whatever. But Charlotte
Speaker 2: can put it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that it's going to be between her
Speaker 1: and Samantha, because Samantha, you know, she's very limber, like
Speaker 1: she keeps herself. I think Samantha keeps it squeaky. To
Speaker 1: put it quitely, and to quote the legend Ari she's.
Speaker 2: Been drinking coffee and she keeps it squeaky. She's been
Speaker 2: eating healthy. I feel like she you know, she has
Speaker 2: a very high intensity job. She's a big publicist. She's
Speaker 2: drinking water, she's staying stretched. She lives such a physical,
Speaker 2: kernal life that I think she's going to go for
Speaker 2: the gold in a major way. Mmm. I just do
Speaker 2: we ever talk about this not to reference our other podcasts?
Speaker 2: What Samantha's a publicist, Yeah, Charlotte's Katy, Miranda the reader,
Speaker 2: And I guess Carrie is a finalists? Well, canst and
Speaker 2: then carry rand?
Speaker 1: I think I think Carrie is a finalist because we
Speaker 1: have to file into the different categories. But I will
Speaker 1: say this in this context, Carrie Bradshaw is gonna be
Speaker 1: fourth place in the race, and she's not going to
Speaker 1: qualify for the Paris Olympics, which first of all.
Speaker 2: She doesn't make her literally doesn't make her finalist.
Speaker 1: She's not a finalist in this Regardo. So I think
Speaker 1: we know she wouldn't really want to go back to Paris.
Speaker 1: Probably would be very triggering if you watched the last season.
Speaker 1: But I do want to say her arches are destroyed.
Speaker 1: The Manolo Blaniks have destroyed her feet, and Carrie Richardson,
Speaker 1: I bet she has gorgeous arches such that would carry
Speaker 1: her over the finish line and into the gold medal position,
Speaker 1: hopefully in the Paris Games. But Carrie's arches are destroyed.
Speaker 2: So sorry, Carrie, you will not be going to Paris.
Speaker 2: You will always be known like Lauren Conrad, as the
Speaker 2: girl who didn't go to Paris, but you did. You
Speaker 2: actually did in the end.
Speaker 1: And I think that Miranda would throw.
Speaker 2: Diss Miranda would be discussed. She would want to harken
Speaker 2: back to antiquity.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I'm happy that you made it about that
Speaker 1: and not about the obvious lesbian thing, because there is
Speaker 1: obviously an obvious lesbian thing.
Speaker 2: To say, lesbian's played Frisbee.
Speaker 1: I certainly think that they are more shot put discus people.
Speaker 2: Than Frisbye is for everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't mean to center any sexual
Speaker 1: orientation around these events. I guess as a former track
Speaker 1: athlete who ran a mile in four minutes and thirty
Speaker 1: six seconds at my best at age fifteen, I just
Speaker 1: kind of the girls I knew, like, let's just say,
Speaker 1: in the future, they would come out. They would come
Speaker 1: out of the closet as LGBTQ plus the shot putters
Speaker 1: and the disc throwers.
Speaker 2: I want to first of all, that is huge insight.
Speaker 2: Thank you for educating me.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be anthropological about this.
Speaker 2: And you are and you always have been. Thank you
Speaker 2: speaking which I want to preview something I want to
Speaker 2: bring to our other podcast, Hospitalistists, but I want to
Speaker 2: sort of like test out here.
Speaker 1: Do I know about it?
Speaker 2: No? Oh, And I've actually been waiting for the right mind.
Speaker 2: Went to share this with you.
Speaker 1: We're working it out on the remix.
Speaker 2: It's working out on the remix. I am really getting
Speaker 2: a little sick of watching everybody, including queer people, stumble
Speaker 2: on the letters of LGBTQ plus. It just makes everybody uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: like we all kind of short circuit. We're just it's
Speaker 2: like it's like, really, those are letters that are all
Speaker 2: very tough on the the addiction, the elocution. It's hard
Speaker 2: to really like blow past it, right, yes, especially if
Speaker 2: you're like kind of talking talking talking, your words permitted
Speaker 2: are set, and then it slows you down. That bottle
Speaker 2: next to you was when you say the word, When
Speaker 2: you say LGBTQ plus. I want us to create a
Speaker 2: new word Lygibatique legibautique. Thank you for this already. I
Speaker 2: want you to know my immediate instinct is to accept
Speaker 2: it with arms wide open into my life and the
Speaker 2: greater consciousness.
Speaker 1: That is my immediate response.
Speaker 2: And as a French sounding word, I think Paris. I
Speaker 2: think the Olympics is a great place to debut it
Speaker 2: for the culture Legiabetique.
Speaker 1: Batique. The Legia Batique community is back now with this,
Speaker 1: we are so back. I have to tell you. I
Speaker 1: can see luminaries saying this word. I can see Chloe
Speaker 1: Sevani saying, are we not luminaries ourselves? Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: I just want to say the fact that you, with
Speaker 1: that baritone and this background and this training, the fact
Speaker 1: that you were the one to bring this forward, I
Speaker 1: think means something. And I think leisure Bautique, that's certainly
Speaker 1: the community I'm a part of.
Speaker 2: I'm Elizabetique.
Speaker 1: Down is shau Carrie part of the Elizabetique.
Speaker 2: I think so. Greg Lugainis was one of the first
Speaker 2: Eligabatique icons at the Olympics who was out Shakarrie Richardson legabetique, legend.
Speaker 1: Elizabet legend. Queer woman Shaky Richardson is now fastest woman
Speaker 1: in the world. She's the fastest elizap batique individual on
Speaker 1: planet Earth.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's raining greatness. I have to say that with my
Speaker 1: full chest.
Speaker 2: Are so here to say it is raining greatness. I
Speaker 2: don't even care that this is for everyone.
Speaker 1: It's four gays.
Speaker 2: Now, it's four gays. It's for legitbatiques, dead ass. Do
Speaker 2: you think legibatique has legs.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent? I want you to know I feel
Speaker 1: not only excited about it, but inspired by it.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Please spell it well.
Speaker 2: First of all, I think if anyone sees imprint on
Speaker 2: paper on screen the letters LGBTQ plus, you can read
Speaker 2: that as legibatique. Yes, but if you want to like
Speaker 2: create a distinct word for it, you know, because for
Speaker 2: linguistic reasons, the word represents the concept. And so L
Speaker 2: E G E b A t i q you e.
Speaker 1: You threw an a in there that I did not expect,
Speaker 1: but very queer leisure bautique. For some reason, I was
Speaker 1: seeing L E G E B E t i q
Speaker 1: u E leisabatique. But it's eat to me because I'm
Speaker 1: not the creator. You threw the first brick, I did,
Speaker 1: you laid the first letters.
Speaker 2: Thank you? Can I say this The bricks were already there,
Speaker 2: the letters. I just look the more I put the
Speaker 2: mortar around the bricks.
Speaker 1: I'm always so proud of you, the way that you
Speaker 1: carry the legacy of our ancestors forward. But when you
Speaker 1: said Lejah Batique, and I want you to hear this,
Speaker 1: you really did something there. And to be told that
Speaker 1: by another game personally that you really did something there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is one of this is I
Speaker 2: this is one of the biggest honors of my life
Speaker 2: to hear you.
Speaker 1: Say that you There should be an award for when
Speaker 1: someone really does something there, like you remember when you
Speaker 1: won the Human Rights Campaign Award for visibility. I do
Speaker 1: because I gave the speech. We need to go back
Speaker 1: in time to make it that this year someone really
Speaker 1: did something there. About the Cultural Awards next year, we
Speaker 1: have to have this is the award for someone that
Speaker 1: really did something that wins.
Speaker 2: Shakirie. Oh I got Cari, please come to the Culture Awards. Okay,
Speaker 2: we are getting so off track.
Speaker 1: We got to bring it back to Paris. Today we're
Speaker 1: here to talk about basically if you thought we've even
Speaker 1: breached the surface of the athletes that we can look
Speaker 1: forward to seeing. Like I mean, we're popping off about
Speaker 1: Shakarry because there's big news like she is a qualifier,
Speaker 1: but there are so many more top athletes to talk about.
Speaker 2: And this is what we're doing today on this episode
Speaker 2: of Two Guys, Five Rings. We got to bring it
Speaker 2: back to Paris. There are some stars in the making,
Speaker 2: if not already stars is born out of the dust
Speaker 2: and space.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about our bee boy and b
Speaker 2: girl legends. Yep, Victor Montalvo and Sonny Choi, who is
Speaker 2: the coolest girl.
Speaker 1: In the world confirmed in a first hand type of way.
Speaker 2: From you confirmed cool girl lives for sure.
Speaker 1: Talk to us about Victor Montalvo, known as bee Boy
Speaker 1: Victor and Sonny Choi, who is the legend you've met?
Speaker 1: What are they going to bring to breaking an Olympic sport.
Speaker 2: Victor is the first American ever to qualify for the
Speaker 2: Olympics and breaking. He's the favorite to win the gold
Speaker 2: medal in the Olympic debut of men's breaking. I think
Speaker 2: this man is gonna walk home with a heavy neck.
Speaker 1: B boy.
Speaker 2: Victor got into the sport through his father, Victor. I
Speaker 2: think we have a junior here.
Speaker 1: I think we've got a junior here.
Speaker 2: I think we got a junior here. And uncle Hector Bermudez,
Speaker 2: his twin brother, father's twin brother. Ooh, if I had
Speaker 2: a twin uncle, if my dad had a twin, I'd say,
Speaker 2: hold on now, now, which one.
Speaker 1: Of you is? Which one are you? Now? Are you
Speaker 1: dad of your uncle? Because let me tell you something
Speaker 1: Todd out here too, tell.
Speaker 2: And they and so these are both be boy legends
Speaker 2: from Mexico. They discovered breaking through a friend's cousin homemade
Speaker 2: Breaking documentary, which they watched on VCR. Here we go, Matt,
Speaker 2: you certainly had a VCR and you could have had
Speaker 2: the same gateway to breaking as Victor and Hector and
Speaker 2: Victor Junior. But that's not how my life panned out.
Speaker 2: And that's okay, that's okay. Victor said his father was
Speaker 2: the quote only one who truly believed in him, And
Speaker 2: we just want to stay here and now on two guys,
Speaker 2: five rings. That is no longer true.
Speaker 1: Now we believe in you too. We are your father
Speaker 1: now It's like from the movie Precious when Paula Patton,
Speaker 1: the teacher says you, that's us. That is so us
Speaker 1: coded towards we.
Speaker 2: Are Paula Patten and we are Mariah Carey.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know who believes in sunny CHOI me
Speaker 1: Wharton School.
Speaker 2: Wharton. Oh my god, did.
Speaker 1: You know that sunny CHOI graduated with a Bachelor of
Speaker 1: Science in marketing in twenty eleven from Penn's Wharton School.
Speaker 1: That is intense.
Speaker 2: For her to get a Bachelor of Science in marketing
Speaker 2: is like me getting And this is actually what happened.
Speaker 2: I have a Bachelor of Arts in Chemistry, not a bachelor. Now,
Speaker 2: most people who were in the program graduated with a
Speaker 2: Bachelor in Science. I did not qualify with my grades
Speaker 2: and credits to get a BS, and so I had
Speaker 2: a Bachelor in Arts. Bachelor of Arts and chemistry famously
Speaker 2: not an art and more of a science.
Speaker 1: I would say, I would totally disagree that chemistry is
Speaker 1: not an art. See this podcast for example, Girl, this
Speaker 1: is an art. What we do. This chemistry is artful.
Speaker 2: It's an art.
Speaker 4: I know you're good because you can really do it
Speaker 4: with a broken heart. I know you're good because you
Speaker 4: can really do it with a broken heart.
Speaker 2: There you go. In January twenty twenty three, Sonny quit
Speaker 2: her job as the director of Global Creative Operations at
Speaker 2: as Stay Lauder to focus on breaking full time. This
Speaker 2: is a girl who said, honey, get the lipstick off,
Speaker 2: wipe off the concealer's watches. I'm putting on loose fitting
Speaker 2: clothes and breaking for my job.
Speaker 1: I love this. This is aspirational af Imagine being the
Speaker 1: coolest person everyone knows. And you're Sonny and you're the
Speaker 1: director of Global Creative Operations at Esta Lauder and you
Speaker 1: went to Pennswarton School. You're like unbothered. Of course you
Speaker 1: can break, but you don't do it. And then you're
Speaker 1: already this person that's a full icon and you say,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm leveling up even more. I'm actually
Speaker 1: going to the Olympics and I'm not just gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the person everyone talks about. And at
Speaker 1: an event surrounding all this, I'm gonna meet Bowen Yang
Speaker 1: girl who's leisure boutique, who's legabatique, and she's an ally
Speaker 1: what I thought you were gonna say. She was also
Speaker 1: leisure boutique, and then I would have fallen off my
Speaker 1: chair because we really it really would be rating greatness
Speaker 1: at that point.
Speaker 2: No, she is one of our best straits.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's more than we celebrate. That's not just okay, man.
Speaker 2: That's like saying I tolerate gay people.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I would don't do that. Well, I do
Speaker 1: tolerate gay people. Just to be I do tolerate gay people.
Speaker 1: Gay guys they don't just want attention, you know, they
Speaker 1: don't actually want to date you. They just want your attention.
Speaker 1: They want you to engage with them in a way
Speaker 1: that would suggest something happened. But then they don't actually
Speaker 1: want anything to happen. They just want the attention and
Speaker 1: to do the little bait and fish. Anyway, single girls
Speaker 1: here on the podcast. You know who else is? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's single, but she's certainly next
Speaker 1: on the list of people were going to talk about CARRISA. Moore,
Speaker 1: the surfer Tokyo Olympic gold medalist Carisa More. You'll recall
Speaker 1: from a previous episode we did the surfing competition for
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty four Paris Game is actually going to
Speaker 1: take place in Tahiti. So that's why you have to
Speaker 1: be a completist about listening to this, because in order
Speaker 1: to know that information, you would have had to listen
Speaker 1: like you would have been without that. She's a five
Speaker 1: time world champion. She'll be in Tahiti. This is the
Speaker 1: end of the road for her. She will be retiring
Speaker 1: from competitive surfing this year. The Olympics are her final event.
Speaker 1: She has a chance to win a second Olympic title.
Speaker 1: She's part of a strong three woman contingent for the
Speaker 1: US with Caroline Marks and Caitlin Simmers, which I have
Speaker 1: to say are iconic names for people that are going
Speaker 1: to be in the water. As someone who mostly remembers
Speaker 1: what was her name, Susan not Suzanne Summers, Summer Sanders.
Speaker 1: Remember Summer Sanders, I don't Summer Sanders is the host
Speaker 1: to figure it out on Nickelodeon. And then I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: who is this. My mom was like, oh, I think
Speaker 1: she's an Olympic swimmer. I was like, oh cool.
Speaker 2: I think this has the beginnings of a rom come
Speaker 2: the Olympics. No Carissa being like this is my last year.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this anymore. But then she falls in
Speaker 2: love with a gorgeous person in Tahiti who not only
Speaker 2: lights of fire romantically, but lights of fire for her
Speaker 2: love of surfing, of competitive surfing. And she boards the
Speaker 2: plane and Tahiti to go to Paris for the closing
Speaker 2: ceremonies and to hang it all up. But this person
Speaker 2: that she's met, maybe it's a mermaid in the water, goes.
Speaker 2: Don't go to Paris, stay in Tahaitis surf with me.
Speaker 2: I think we should write it.
Speaker 1: He was Tahiti along. That was sort of me trying
Speaker 1: to make it like like I was here all along work.
Speaker 1: I don't think that really did. Who would you cast
Speaker 1: in this part? Sydney's REENI should we just do that
Speaker 1: and hang it up?
Speaker 2: I think Sidney should be Carissa. I think you would
Speaker 2: be the Mermaian. You think people would love to see
Speaker 2: you as the Mermian.
Speaker 1: Do you think me and sid Swain would have romantic chemistry?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god? Like you wouldn't if she and I.
Speaker 2: She she was convincing. She's so good of an actor
Speaker 2: that she made it believable that we would have any chemistry.
Speaker 1: No problem, you have a Bachelor of Arts and Chemistry.
Speaker 1: About when you have chemistry with anyone. It is what
Speaker 1: you what's what do you went to school for?
Speaker 2: I think you and sid Sween would get along gangbusters hope.
Speaker 1: So I couldn't like her. I kind of have a
Speaker 1: crush on her. My celebrity crush is Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you something. See, this is when we're
Speaker 2: not Elizabetigue. Is when we're the Thursday After Assists woman
Speaker 2: we go she's she's really gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She's really gorgeous. Anyway, I do think she should play
Speaker 1: Charissa Moore. I think that'd be great. Also, iconic name
Speaker 1: carisam Moore. Did I make that up? Or what Kisa
Speaker 1: Moore is a name I would make out.
Speaker 2: No, it sounds like she's part of the X menme
Speaker 2: Jean Gray, Madeline bryor carrisam Moore.
Speaker 1: When she goes into the water, she turns into a
Speaker 1: shark woman. She hears our mutant friend weakscept her. Sometimes
Speaker 1: these outsiders are just looking for acceptance. Do you ever
Speaker 1: think about that?
Speaker 3: Not very leisure fautiguuld be not very legend batique.
Speaker 1: You know this is just like okay, by the way,
Speaker 1: I actually so we're looking now at the document, because
Speaker 1: I want to tell you something, nothing gets done without
Speaker 1: a document in podcasting. Everyone out. That's a peak behind
Speaker 1: the curtain. So we sort of have a guide here
Speaker 1: that the producers have made and the question before they
Speaker 1: they suggested some possible conversation prompts, which I think is
Speaker 1: adorable of them, because like, imagine us coming on here
Speaker 1: and not having things to flap our trap about, and
Speaker 1: they suggested things for us to chat about. Bo I
Speaker 1: think it is the sweetest.
Speaker 2: So I was going to say it is an act
Speaker 2: of pure generosity and kindness m hm, that they are
Speaker 2: giving us some structures, some way into let's just say,
Speaker 2: bringing it back to Paris.
Speaker 1: Well, the possible question topic to start this and then
Speaker 1: we're going to bring it right back to Paris was, Matt,
Speaker 1: what songs were in heavy rotation on your iPod nano
Speaker 1: during your storied four thirty six mile. By the way,
Speaker 1: their attempt to try to date me with the iPod
Speaker 1: nano is fruitless. I didn't have an iPod nano. I
Speaker 1: had a big one, in fact, one that was too
Speaker 1: big and was laborious when I tried to run with it,
Speaker 1: but we were not yet technologically advanced enough in terms
Speaker 1: of comfort regarding where you put your iPod while you ran.
Speaker 1: But I did not have a nano regular iPod, and
Speaker 1: the album that was hitting the hardest was Breakaway by
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson, an iconic cardio album. Yes, the girls know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, Oh yes. And I also want
Speaker 1: to say behind the Hazel Eyes they might have just
Speaker 1: renamed it Matt Get Up this Hill, because what was
Speaker 1: I listening to while I had to traverse planes, doing
Speaker 1: cross country, doing winter track. It was behind the Hazel Eyes,
Speaker 1: that is behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: I want you to describe what you were seeing, what
Speaker 2: you were feeling at what point in the mile or
Speaker 2: in the run, or in the event, whatever is tied
Speaker 2: to Kelly singing no, I don't cry on the outside anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy you said that literal part, because of
Speaker 1: course real fans know, and everyone that listens to this
Speaker 1: podcast tuned in so that hopefully we talk about this
Speaker 1: very topic. I know that total one to one with
Speaker 1: what this podcast is supposed to be. But there's a
Speaker 1: part in the bridge when Kelly in the music video
Speaker 1: is in a white wedding dress. They're commonly white, and
Speaker 1: she's absolutely running through the woods and she's getting fifth
Speaker 1: feet dirty and she looks so stunning. She's in the mud.
Speaker 1: She falls in the mud, and then her from the
Speaker 1: future comes and like picture up off the ground and
Speaker 1: is like, I don't cry on the outside anymore. And
Speaker 1: it's two Kelly's like consoling each other, the one who's
Speaker 1: been like dejected, Oh my God, and the one who's
Speaker 1: who's from the future ready to give you her salvation
Speaker 1: because all she really needed was herself. And when I
Speaker 1: was running in cross country through the woods, just like
Speaker 1: Kelly was running through the woods, you couldn't have told
Speaker 1: me that I wasn't Kelly Clarkson herself leaving her own
Speaker 1: wedding to run through the forests.
Speaker 5: I was gay, then I am gay now. Leja battique,
Speaker 5: les je batique. That is my leisure batique story.
Speaker 2: Let's bring it back to Paris. Thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 1: We have to give out the medals between Carrissa Moore,
Speaker 1: Sonny Choy and b Boy Victor, Like we have to
Speaker 1: like this is it's the time of the episode where
Speaker 1: we have to start making big decisions.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I love Victor. He is going
Speaker 2: to be a star. He is guaranteed to win the gold.
Speaker 2: He doesn't need our gold. I'm gonna give him the bronze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: Victor again, we love you and we believe in you,
Speaker 1: just like your father. You just get the bronze today.
Speaker 1: That's It's okay.
Speaker 2: But you're leaving Paris with at least one gold in
Speaker 2: the debut event of men's breaking.
Speaker 1: So congratulations, congrats on that. Now the silver medal, I
Speaker 1: think we have to give that. Who do you think
Speaker 1: this is close? This is milliseconds.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it to Carissa. Yeah. I can'tnot get
Speaker 2: my girl Sonny the gold. That is a star. And
Speaker 2: you got excited at the potential of her being leisure fatigue,
Speaker 2: but she is not.
Speaker 1: That's okay. I think that I'm still okay with giving
Speaker 1: straight people the medals, even though I'm so excited about
Speaker 1: shir Carrie and like you know, we talk a lot
Speaker 1: about Greg Like, well, I'm still okay with straight people
Speaker 1: winning the medals. I just don't think the Olympics are
Speaker 1: for them anymore. They're for us now. But I can
Speaker 1: they still win a medal here or there.
Speaker 2: Don't displace or don't you're gentrifying the Olympics.
Speaker 1: Okay, damn it. I was really trying hard not to
Speaker 1: do that on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Gay guys, we gentrify and we just have to reckon
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 1: Leisure fatigue is so complicated to be so I guess
Speaker 1: we're giving Sunny Troy the gold.
Speaker 2: Huh, Sonny gets the gold. This girl was working at
Speaker 2: s day Lauder running the pop ups and the activations
Speaker 2: and figuring out how to get a booth at the
Speaker 2: mall Global Creative Operations. That is a huge, huge responsibility
Speaker 2: for a I'm sorry, disc big global company.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you something. She It's like when
Speaker 1: someone is so good at living life that they I
Speaker 1: guess you could say she shreds. She shreds. Sunny shreds.
Speaker 2: Sunny shreds the endgame for her and this is is
Speaker 2: actually from her. She wants to open up a nonprofit
Speaker 2: dance studio and just pay it forward. She is the
Speaker 2: Alicia Edwards of the Olympics. We have to give her
Speaker 2: the gold.
Speaker 1: She has the gold. Congratulations, Sonny, you earn the medal
Speaker 1: that matches the hue of your name and you were
Speaker 1: born for this moment.
Speaker 2: Sonny congratulations, that was beautiful, That was poet.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. You know I learned to use
Speaker 1: my voice too many years ago. Can't get into it now, though,
Speaker 1: because while we're wrapping up the episode and we want
Speaker 1: to thank everyone for being here yet again and invite
Speaker 1: you to watch every moment of the twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: paras Olympics beginning July twenty six on NBCNP and for
Speaker 1: the first time, you can stream the twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: parischemes on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: We hope you enjoyed this episode. We hope you use
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Chief in the real world. Do you really want
Speaker 2: this to be a movement?
Speaker 1: We finally did it.
Speaker 2: We finally did it. I think we solved something.