Speaker 1: Can we eliminate online shopping cart stalkers? You left this
Speaker 1: in your cart? We fucking I know what I did.
Speaker 1: I'm not at like shop write and I left the
Speaker 1: Hope Diamond and my goddamn card. I was on the site.
Speaker 1: I wanted to put it in the car for a second.
Speaker 1: Then I go look in the car. I go look
Speaker 1: in the whole car. I'll put anything in the cart
Speaker 1: I'll put I'll put a fucking porcupine in the car.
Speaker 1: Who cares. I don't have to commit to like it
Speaker 1: to like continue to check out. I mean the car,
Speaker 1: it's in the cart. It's I could do anything. I
Speaker 1: could be we are so powerful in the card, I
Speaker 1: could order air mes, underwear, a car. It's in the cart.
Speaker 1: It's not in my house. And I didn't give my
Speaker 1: credit card. I didn't get to that step yet, so
Speaker 1: we put it. The card isn't real. I'll put seven cars.
Speaker 1: I put light medium in the in the foundation in
Speaker 1: the car, put medium dark in the car, to put red,
Speaker 1: pink blue. I'm gonna decide when I get in the car.
Speaker 1: It looks different in the car. Then I see everything
Speaker 1: next to each other. If they stack that way, and
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't need it in those two colors,
Speaker 1: I'll need the argyle I don't need to poke at that.
Speaker 1: I don't need get it, then delete, then remove them cars.
Speaker 1: Why the garbage candid is why there's another option which
Speaker 1: is used the X and get it out or sometimes
Speaker 1: if the slide to the left function of getting out
Speaker 1: of the car. We understand how to get it out
Speaker 1: of the cart. But no, you've left these items in
Speaker 1: the cart like days lyn. I know, okay, I guess it.
Speaker 1: You know how I know because next time I go
Speaker 1: to the fucking website, they're so stalkery. It leaves it
Speaker 1: in the car, which is passive aggressive. So four a,
Speaker 1: four months later, you still have a goddamn lip class
Speaker 1: in the cart. You got it somewhere else, you went
Speaker 1: into the store. You lived a fucking lighte. You changed
Speaker 1: your mind. No, guess what, It's still in the goddamn cart.
Speaker 1: Amazon too, you were looking at I know I have eyeballs.
Speaker 1: I'm not stupid. I know I didn't want to buy
Speaker 1: it because I just chose, in my own body and
Speaker 1: my own choice in my own credit card to not
Speaker 1: go for to not take that next step. I didn't
Speaker 1: want it wasn't that deep. But it was not serious.
Speaker 1: It was only we were dating. We were. We were
Speaker 1: cart dating. That's where we were, and where are you
Speaker 1: in your relationship? We were. It's in the cart, it
Speaker 1: was not. We did not. It goes cart, then check out.
Speaker 1: That's when it's getting fucking really serious. That's after three
Speaker 1: months in a relationship. You might meet each other's parents.
Speaker 1: It's in check out. We didn't get to the PayPal
Speaker 1: first step down, the second step, apple pay means you're
Speaker 1: fucking getting married. You're so serious. Just Apple pay boom.
Speaker 1: That's why Apple pay gets me in a lot of
Speaker 1: fucking trouble. It's so quick. It's like the wham bam,
Speaker 1: thank you, ma'am, jiffy pay, Apple pay, just fucking get
Speaker 1: me out of there. Paypals like four play slow PayPal
Speaker 1: please say this is this is definitely your address, Agree
Speaker 1: and continue. That's a whole different story. You're like really
Speaker 1: deciding whether this is a commitment you want to make.
Speaker 1: But the fucking cart is casual dating. You're fucking other people.
Speaker 1: You're totally fucking other people in the in the in
Speaker 1: the in the cart, so you don't need to call
Speaker 1: me and stalk me. Hey, I sent you a text
Speaker 1: after we dated, but you didn't respond, right because you're
Speaker 1: us in the fucking cart? Do you never remind me
Speaker 1: that I was in the car? Oh? Oops? Oops? Left
Speaker 1: something in the cart? Did you forget? They give some
Speaker 1: other language too, Were you forgot? Oh? Maybe you're flaky. No,
Speaker 1: you're a cart stalker. Stop call me. If we're in
Speaker 1: the checkout process, then there might have been a glitch.
Speaker 1: That's it didn't close a window, closed a window too soon,
Speaker 1: and it didn't get me out of there. You know how.
Speaker 1: I'll know, though, you want to know how, I'll fucking
Speaker 1: know because I'll get an email right away because there'll
Speaker 1: be some tiny, minuscule rated to me, the fucking rat
Speaker 1: in that movie sized thing that said I've signed that.
Speaker 1: You can send me sixty five emails about the purchase
Speaker 1: that just happened. Thank you for your order, Thank you
Speaker 1: for placing your order. Your order is getting ready, Thank
Speaker 1: you for your order. We're preparing your order, still getting
Speaker 1: your order ready or ready your orders ready for shipping.
Speaker 1: Your order has been shipped. You're gonna receive your order today.
Speaker 1: Did you receive your order? It's a whole fucking other
Speaker 1: line of stal. So that's how I know that I
Speaker 1: made the choice to get it out of the car.
Speaker 1: You don't need to tell me. I'll know what I
Speaker 1: bought what I didn't buy, because I'm gonna be stalked
Speaker 1: on both sides. They're fucking you on the way in
Speaker 1: and they're fucking you on the way out. The only
Speaker 1: time you need that stalking is when you want to
Speaker 1: return it, and then you often can't find it, and
Speaker 1: then you go back and search it to see and
Speaker 1: often because they don't want you to know the price
Speaker 1: you paid because you were so fucking fucked up in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night on an ambient a wake
Speaker 1: up call that you just ordered some shit, and then
Speaker 1: it comes You're like, what the fuck? And how much
Speaker 1: was this? You don't get to know because many receipts
Speaker 1: don't tell you. That's a scam too. Can't look it up?
Speaker 1: Go online. Oh, this is your order number, it's on
Speaker 1: its way right. What was in the order? That's seven
Speaker 1: emails ago. Yeah, no, it's a Hotel California check out
Speaker 1: on any time, but you can't fucking leave, so you
Speaker 1: get all these emails. Now you want to return it,
Speaker 1: you got to get an investigative reporter or hire a
Speaker 1: private detective to go back and find where that was
Speaker 1: to return it. But you can't use the online one,
Speaker 1: it's a different one. Got to print it out. It's
Speaker 1: a get a print at print out your return label,
Speaker 1: print it out. Yeah, you need an assistant. Just fuck
Speaker 1: loop it up, fuck me and take the money. That's it.
Speaker 1: People believe in work from home, hybrid go in whatever
Speaker 1: you decide. It's your own life, choose your own adventure.
Speaker 1: But even if people are next to you or in
Speaker 1: the next building and you're texting all day, phone communication
Speaker 1: with staff is critical. It has been a dying art
Speaker 1: our own kids. They're in full relationships with people texting
Speaker 1: from school. You gotta get on a phone. You cannot
Speaker 1: make good decisions of people that you work with without
Speaker 1: getting on the phone. Zoom is another level, like zoom
Speaker 1: is getting engaged. But you gotta get on a phone
Speaker 1: to work, work it through, just talk about it, check
Speaker 1: in with people, take the temperature. Texting back and forth
Speaker 1: is just it's honestly such a transactional, vile way to communicate,
Speaker 1: like it's been so abused and overused. The telephone is
Speaker 1: important to communicate to thank to Express, to lay it out,
Speaker 1: to regroup, to touch base, to you know, clarify, Like really,
Speaker 1: just get on the phone. Try get on the phone
Speaker 1: with people you work with. One today