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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter on this Valentine Today,

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Speaker 1: the subject is manage or not? Oh yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: for you manage or not. We'll tell you about that

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Speaker 1: right now though. The nephews here, he's in the building

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Speaker 1: right here with today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: Valentine's delivery? Oh, brand spanking new Valentine's delivery. Y'all ain't

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Speaker 1: ready for this, like a go hello, Hello, My name

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Speaker 1: is Eric. I gotta give you guys a call. I

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Speaker 1: gotta delivery. I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for

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Speaker 1: who Kendra kend Yeah Kendrell lives here. That's my wife.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't order. I didn't order anything for from

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Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day. I'm supposed to be be that between seven

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Speaker 1: and seven thirty, you guys the first on my list

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Speaker 1: tomorrow morning for Valentine And I got like seven eight

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Speaker 1: boxes here. That's uh, that's coming to you all play

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Speaker 1: So all right, let me let me let me ask

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Speaker 1: you this are you at six West don Is that you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That's me. But again there's there must be some clerical

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Speaker 1: error typo because, like I just told you, man, I

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Speaker 1: didn't boxes in channel. Uh it's about seven boxes. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, let's just looking at the total here,

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Speaker 1: that adds up to about six hunt or something, not dollars.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I got flowers, no partner. We're just gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take her to dinner and we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna do our things. But there was there was There

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Speaker 1: was no delivery schedule from me. No, especially not at

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Speaker 1: at seven o'clock. No partner. You got it, there's something wrong.

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Speaker 1: Well you are you're not gonna be there? Are You're

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Speaker 1: not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here. But as far as accepting a

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Speaker 1: delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's

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Speaker 1: not happen. Then, man, Well, let me tell this. I

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Speaker 1: got flowers, two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that

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Speaker 1: are sex Choice, all that stuff. I have all this

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Speaker 1: stuff loaded to be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude,

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Speaker 1: obviously there's a communication breakdown between you and me player

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Speaker 1: because I didn't order that, right, But but you have

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Speaker 1: the But what the problem I'm having is that you're

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Speaker 1: telling me. I have the right address. You know the

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Speaker 1: name of the person Kendrew, which is your wife? Right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so far so good man. But uh as far as

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Speaker 1: me ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not

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Speaker 1: accepting it because I didn't pay for it. I did

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Speaker 1: not mean it's already it's already paid. Let me let

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Speaker 1: me just look at the name here on the here.

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Speaker 1: It is here is right here. Okay, we got Devin.

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Speaker 1: Who would you say, I said, Devin, that's that's made

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Speaker 1: the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay, that's my

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Speaker 1: wife's ex husband. So eiven, you and him or in

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Speaker 1: cahoots with each other to do this and and and

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Speaker 1: try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded. All right,

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna make this as I listen to you.

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Speaker 1: I listened to you, so you listen to me. This

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Speaker 1: is what I want to make abundantly clear to you.

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Speaker 1: I understand you have a job to do, but if

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Speaker 1: you bring those roses and all of that stuff past

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Speaker 1: my house tomorrow, this is what's gonna happen. Those roses,

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Speaker 1: those storms, I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up

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Speaker 1: your rear end that the only way that they see

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Speaker 1: sunshine is when you open your mouth. So do not,

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Speaker 1: I repeat, do not. You and devon, y'all can take

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Speaker 1: this and you can do whatever. Y'all walk with it.

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Speaker 1: Y'all can play with the sex toys, red roses and

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Speaker 1: all that other stuff. Y'all gonna do what you need

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Speaker 1: to do. Not show up at my trib tomorrow, because

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Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm okay. Well, here's the deal. As a

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Speaker 1: delivery person, I am obligated to make the drive. I

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Speaker 1: have to make this drib or then I don't get

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Speaker 1: you know, I get chewed out that I didn't do

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Speaker 1: my job because that's something. Okay, So what would what

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Speaker 1: would you rather be? Two down or half towards up

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Speaker 1: your rear end? Can't you? Let's go down. Let's show

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Speaker 1: down here. What you're not gonna do is hold do

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Speaker 1: bring bring Okay, all right, I'm gonta do the flowers.

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Speaker 1: I'll use the sex toys for you. So you got

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Speaker 1: a choy music, got flowers you? Let's let me let

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Speaker 1: me say this as professional as possible. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: be as cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me.

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Speaker 1: Do not bring them every Okay, you can drop them

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Speaker 1: off at the curve, then you get credit for and

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Speaker 1: whoever walked past and up and down the street they

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Speaker 1: can pick it up. But do not come to my

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Speaker 1: front door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign

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Speaker 1: and accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off

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Speaker 1: at the door, sir, I'm telling you now, I gotta

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Speaker 1: drop him off at the door. The problem I'm having

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Speaker 1: is you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up

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Speaker 1: my Now we got a problem just listening to this

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Speaker 1: whole scenario. I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe

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Speaker 1: Devin does something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man,

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Speaker 1: you what? What where are you going at? Was this?

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Speaker 1: All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't

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Speaker 1: make this drop that. Why am I don't do this

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Speaker 1: stuff that has purchased for her sex? You need to

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Speaker 1: ask Devon because he'd been not show his faith up

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Speaker 1: over here. You can take it home and give it

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Speaker 1: to your girl if you want to. I'm not giving

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Speaker 1: my girl or anything that I didn't buy. I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing that. You think so if you if you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna get your girl or anything that you didn't buy for.

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Speaker 1: Why am I going to accept something for my girl

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Speaker 1: that I didn't buy for. I ain't telling you that

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Speaker 1: you got to accept. I'm saying you have to make

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Speaker 1: you bring out my hounds. I got to accepted, and

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you now don't even bread to my house.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Mr Devil know what she looks. She looks

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Speaker 1: like obviously she don't like him. No more of the

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Speaker 1: flower delivery person, just like he heard that cousin. I'm

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Speaker 1: that's all I got to say. Two words. But you're

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Speaker 1: bringing you might as well come on now so you

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Speaker 1: can go home after you get to that whoping. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me let me say this. At the end of

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Speaker 1: the day, I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told

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Speaker 1: me she's gonna do something like this. He told me

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Speaker 1: that who do you say? Who the hell of me?

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Speaker 1: Already told me you was gonna act like, who the

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Speaker 1: hell is Tommy? Nephew tim Me, I sail this is

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey more on the show.

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Speaker 1: If that's what I said, your girl, Kendrell got me

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Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. You know what you Kendrew

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Speaker 1: and Devin, all of y'all can show up tom aw

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Speaker 1: and all of y'all gonna get portions of this Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: You got your brother chance to cool down, not man.

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Speaker 1: I to my sweet one and only kindred with all

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Speaker 1: that is in me. I love you, baby girl to death.

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Speaker 1: Do us talk and it almost came early, But I

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Speaker 1: love you. That's when that bought. That's when that point

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Speaker 1: pranking right there. You understand I'm saying, But tell me

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Speaker 1: it's Valentine's Day? Well what you meant them all? Mad Well?

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Speaker 1: What you supposed to bring up somebody? Somebody had to

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Speaker 1: city wouldn't be a price, It wouldn't be a prank.

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Speaker 1: You said, why not do it on Valentine? Da me

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Speaker 1: what you when we call somebody today about Christmas? You

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Speaker 1: want me to do this? They're gonna have a good

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, of course, but you can't help but think

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Speaker 1: that in the back of your mind. Night's all night

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Speaker 1: to night. Devon on his mind. You did that, and

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Speaker 1: then he ain't gonna come as correct as Devin did.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be fighting me for nights and at least

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Speaker 1: where are you gonna be? I'm there to night baby,

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Speaker 1: soon to show over. When I rolled into Kaleen, Texas,

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Speaker 1: the Nephew, you got two shows to night. It's twice

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Speaker 1: as funny comedy club, brand spanking new, and the Nephew

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Speaker 1: will be there. That's to tonight, to tomorrow and to

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Speaker 1: on Saturday. Tickets on sale right now, and then the

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Speaker 1: following weekend. I'm in the West Palm Beach, Flada, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something new starting next week. I am

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Speaker 1: going to prank someone live on stage. Right, So I

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Speaker 1: just bought all the gear that I just bought all

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Speaker 1: the gear that allows me to prank you while I

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Speaker 1: am on stage on that mike, the phone and the audience.

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Speaker 1: Can hear me do question? Yes? You have security on stage?

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Speaker 1: I ain't breaking nobody in the building. Oh okay, but

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Speaker 1: okay you better have security? All right? Never few, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letters subject Manaja Na.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into the letter right after this