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Speaker 1: Half of being good at online dating now is just

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Speaker 1: understanding what all the new dating terms and online lingo means.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally yeah, because what am I supposed to say? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do not even understand what you were saying. Recently,

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Speaker 1: Tinder did a pole update on the poll. They found

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Speaker 1: the sixty two percent of people age eighteen to twenty

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Speaker 1: five feel like they speak a totally different language than

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Speaker 1: their parents do when it comes to dating. Yeah, Like

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Speaker 1: when Alexis tells her mom, so, I'm in this situationship

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Speaker 1: with this guy, but I low key feel like he's

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Speaker 1: cushioning me even though he loved bomb me hard last

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Speaker 1: night on a snapchat, and her mom goes, well, as

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Speaker 1: long as you're using protection and being safe, that's your life.

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Speaker 2: My daughter's can love bombed. I don't know what that means,

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Speaker 2: but it sounds not good.

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Speaker 1: Scared to google it. But that's why Tinder just added

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Speaker 1: a new dating dictionary to their app to help older

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Speaker 1: single people learn all the hot new terms that young

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Speaker 1: people are using right now to describe dating.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear my mom tell me she's

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Speaker 2: in a situationship.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if my co hosts are going to know

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Speaker 1: them all, or it can at least figure them out.

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Speaker 1: Let's go over number ten. Zombieing. You remember this one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked about this one, didn't we.

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Speaker 1: That's where someone who ghosted you a while ago and

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Speaker 1: you considered the connection dead suddenly pops back up in

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Speaker 1: your DMS and wants to start up again.

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Speaker 2: What do you kill them with? Like a wooden steak?

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Speaker 2: How did zombies die? Any garlic? Number? I don't think,

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you're already dead, Like, how do you

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Speaker 2: end something?

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Speaker 1: I'm just block them? Fire fire to your phone. Number

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Speaker 1: nine text relationship. You guys know that.

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Speaker 2: One is that when you're in a text relationship.

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Speaker 1: It's where you text all the time, but you rarely

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Speaker 1: ever meet up in person. Yeah, just fully texting?

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Speaker 2: People on our show that are like, We've been texting

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Speaker 2: for two months and never seen each other, And I'm like.

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Speaker 3: How I feel like I need to be texting somebody

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Speaker 3: for a month before I trust enough to like meet

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Speaker 3: up with them. I'm weird and.

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Speaker 2: Then we never everyone's that jaded? Is that what it

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Speaker 2: comes down to?

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Speaker 3: Things are going too good for just one week.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep texting. Speaking of texting, number eight is dry texture.

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Speaker 3: That so painful.

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Speaker 1: Someone who writes boring texts and doesn't use any emojis.

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Speaker 1: They're a dry texture, like your mom.

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Speaker 3: She messages our group chats.

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Speaker 1: I'm the ultimate dry text I like, don't even send

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Speaker 1: a text. It's just like.

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Speaker 3: We'll all be in a group chat. It just says

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey read every time.

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Speaker 2: I texted the other day, and he came up to

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Speaker 2: me in person and said, did you text me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, jeff that's what your phone's for. You text me back.

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Speaker 1: It was so strange and overtly sexual. I wasn't sure.

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Speaker 1: Number seven O N S and OTP? Have you guys

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Speaker 1: heard of those afternoons?

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Speaker 2: I'm down with OTP?

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Speaker 1: Are you before? You know what it means? O n

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Speaker 1: S is short for one night stand, and OTP is

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Speaker 1: short for one True Pairing, meaning the perfect couple. Number

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Speaker 1: six Sneaky Link. You guys know that one. That's where

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Speaker 1: two people who hook up a lot, but they keep

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Speaker 1: it secret from everybody else. Yeah, we're talking about Tinder's

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Speaker 1: have been using. Number five eco dumping. Remember this one

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Speaker 1: This is ending a date because you learn that they're

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Speaker 1: not committed enough to environmental causes in saving the planet.

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Speaker 2: Is that a plastic straw on our date? I will

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Speaker 2: immediately dump you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, broke would be very picky.

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Speaker 2: Now, if you don't have a compost in your kitchen

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Speaker 3: I will say. My friends over the other day and

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Speaker 3: they were drinking White Claws and they're like, hey, where's

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Speaker 3: your recycle And I'm like, oh, I don't And then

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Speaker 3: they got all that it's because I don't drink and

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Speaker 3: I never have cancel. When I do, I don't bring

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Speaker 3: them to the recycle.

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Speaker 2: But okay, you know there's a lot of other things

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Speaker 2: you can recycle paper. I will make you a list,

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Speaker 2: but you're all.

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Speaker 1: Right infuriated broke. Number four French reduction.

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Speaker 2: Introduced by friends.

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Speaker 1: That's where you finally meet the person you're dating's friends

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Speaker 1: for the first time. You get the French reduction. That's

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Speaker 1: a big deal.

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Speaker 2: It is a big deal number.

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Speaker 1: So nerve wracking Number three is riz.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's like, how good your flirting is?

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Speaker 1: Game? It's short for charisma.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know that, She's like.

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Speaker 1: So I guess the way you use it is like

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Speaker 1: I went out with a guy who was dripping with riz.

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Speaker 3: He had he has sounds like you need to go

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Speaker 3: check it out. He's got a bad.

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Speaker 1: Number two hard launch. That's where you post your first

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Speaker 1: official photo together online as a couple, do your official

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Speaker 1: hard launch.

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Speaker 2: I feel like a hard line.

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Speaker 1: That was a very hard launch. Didn't they get caught kissing?

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Speaker 1: That wasn't like.

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Speaker 2: They're at Paris Fashion Week.

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Speaker 1: Privacy at Paris Fashion Week. And the number one new

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Speaker 1: dating term that's in Tinder's new dating dictionary that the

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Speaker 1: olds need to learn Sunday test.

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Speaker 2: Is that if you hang out in your sweatpants together.

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Speaker 1: Basically, it's testing how compatible you really are by hanging

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Speaker 1: out on a Sunday and doing nothing together. That's an

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Speaker 1: everyday test. For me. It's like it could be Friday

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Speaker 1: night and I'm like, you want to go out? My

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Speaker 1: couch is right there, we have movies to watch. Jose

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Speaker 1: has the weekend test. That's the real tough.

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Speaker 3: One, just me getting out of the houses, the real test.

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Speaker 1: Those are tenders new dating dictionary terms. You gotta know.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone town coming out right after this