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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jessie Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Let's have some fun on a Monday, an incredible Monday,

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Speaker 1: A medal of a medal of honor Monday. Easy for

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Speaker 1: me to say. That's coming up about an hour from now.

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Speaker 1: And we have so much going on in the country

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Speaker 1: it's hard to get to everything. But we slapped around

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Speaker 1: Columbia this weekend. That's always a good time. We're apparently

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Speaker 1: paying the Taliban millions of dollars for rubbers. Miami University

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Speaker 1: is getting back to normal. I'll tell you why. That's

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Speaker 1: just it matters. Just hag with me on that Haiti

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Speaker 1: doesn't want its people back, says it'll be catastrophic, making

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Speaker 1: fun of hysterical celebs. All that and so much more

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Speaker 1: coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's begin with kind of a what's going to be

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Speaker 2: Normal normal.

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Speaker 1: Can seem crazy for people who've gotten use to abnormal

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Speaker 1: part of the human condition. Let me say that again,

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Speaker 1: normal can, and in fact will seem crazy for people

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Speaker 1: who've gotten use to abnormal. You ever watch a movie,

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Speaker 1: read a book about somebody who had spent a lot

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Speaker 1: like that, someplace where they didn't have access to a bed,

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Speaker 1: a cushioned bed, and then you bring them into the

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Speaker 1: or at least they don't want to. Feels weird. I'd

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Speaker 1: rather sleep on the floor. Why, well, their body, their

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Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter how many examples you give that

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Speaker 1: scientific detail, why it's normal to sleep on a bed

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Speaker 1: to that human being, because their mind and body have adjusted,

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Speaker 1: Normal feels insane. Booze you know, or drugs? Do you

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Speaker 1: ever know anybody or maybe you yourself, have suffered from

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Speaker 1: some sort of substance abuse. We'll make it. We'll make

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Speaker 1: it about alcohol, because that's more a common one that

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Speaker 1: has visited all of us, myself included. People end up

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Speaker 1: having struggles at points in their life with alcohol. Ever

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Speaker 1: been one of those people? And you just kind of

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Speaker 1: always have a drink. If it's Friday night hanging out

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Speaker 1: You're going to a game, you have a drink, you're

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Speaker 1: not criticizing any of you who have a drink when

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Speaker 1: And then when they stop, when they're getting back to normal,

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Speaker 1: but most of these are good things. That is good things.

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Speaker 1: Great things are happening. But to back up a little bit,

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Speaker 1: zoom out, if you will, what's happening right now? That's

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Speaker 1: how your government should always be. You realize that Democrat

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Speaker 1: happening right now, that's how it should be. There shouldn't

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Speaker 1: Uh, let's talk about Columbia because we'll do this with

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Speaker 1: let's stick with Colombia. Other countries, we are not used

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Speaker 1: used to what's abnormal here in the United States of America.

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Speaker 1: We don't stress the federal budget near as much as

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Speaker 1: But if you're in Colombia, if you are dealing with

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Speaker 1: now pause on all this geopolitical nonsense for a moment.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. If you would want this superpower, because,

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Speaker 1: not invisibility. The greatest superpower on the planet would be

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Speaker 1: to remove the bottom five percent in every single setting

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Speaker 1: were loud obnoxious? You understand what I'm saying. Why in

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Speaker 1: If you could clean it out, and there's no magic superpower,

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Speaker 1: there's no magic button that could give you that power.

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Speaker 1: But if you could do that in your own personal life,

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Speaker 1: it is now. Personal life, business life, your entire life

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Speaker 1: will go back to Columbia. Why does Columbia want to

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Speaker 1: want to dump its poorest people onto us. Well, what

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Speaker 1: heard Joe Biden got elected and you simply unload the problems.

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Speaker 1: And where do you unload them? Right here? Which brings

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Speaker 1: Remind me well, I'm gonna remind you Medal of Honor

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Speaker 1: Monday is coming up about forty five minutes from now. Chris,

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Speaker 1: Honor Monday, if you will. Back to what we were discussing,

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Speaker 1: how we as Americans we've gotten used to insanity and

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Speaker 1: when we see normalcy, we now celebrate and we cheer.

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Speaker 1: But the truth is that's how it always should be.

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Speaker 1: So over the weekend, Colombia, who's always been more than

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Speaker 1: happy to unload its bottom five percenters onto our country, Colombia, well,

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Speaker 1: Trump told them, hey, we got some planes coming. They're

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Speaker 1: your people. We're setting them back. Got all these Colombian

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Speaker 1: illegals here, or you're setting them back. Their president, Gustavo Petro, Well,

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Speaker 1: not taking them. Uh okay, here's some twenty five percent

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Speaker 1: tariffs with fifty percent tariffs on the way. I will

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Speaker 1: not going to take them? And it was not exaggerating.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Reminding

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Speaker 2: Ye, where are you so prejudice again? Immigration? My grandparents

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Speaker 1: the country. I love doing everything you can to poison

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Speaker 1: this culture, the minds of our children to wreck everything

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Speaker 1: you see. Of course, you convinced yourself you're the good

430
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Speaker 1: person in all this, but you're not. You're just a parasite.

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Speaker 1: If you will, now, let me ask you, a parasite

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Speaker 1: do you care about its opinion on anything? World affairs, sports?

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00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: I don't care? What do you ever? Would it ever

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00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: occur to you if you got a parasite. I've had

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Speaker 1: them a couple of times. Would it ever occur to

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00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: you to look down at your parasite and ask what

437
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: it thought of you? Of course it wouldn't. Communists, That's

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00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: how I think about you. So your accusations don't work

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00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: with me. It's not because of what you say. It's

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00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: actually because of you yourself personally. I have no regard

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Speaker 1: for you, So whatever you say doesn't matter. Does that

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00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: make sense? Good? Let's do some emails and then we'll

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Speaker 1: come back to Medal of honor Monday and some more

444
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Speaker 1: along these lines. Let's also talk about preserving memories for

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Speaker 1: life and digitizing memories for life. Let's let's be honest

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Speaker 1: about how we consume videos and pictures. Now, how do

447
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 1: you do it? Where do you do it? You do

448
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 1: it on your phone? Don't you. You do it on

449
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: your iPad, your phone, maybe your laptop. That's how we

450
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: like to watch things, and it's easy to organize things.

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00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: We'll put all that we took our vacation at the beach.

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00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: We put them all our pictures here. We did it

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Speaker 1: for our for our Israel trip. Remember when we all

454
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Speaker 1: went to Israel. Is a big family, Holy Lamb. We

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00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: have a big Israel trip photo album of videos and

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Speaker 1: things like that. Let Legacy Box do that for all

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Speaker 1: the pictures in your life. All those old VHS tapes,

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00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: the cam cam quarder tapes, all those things, all those

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00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: hard copies need to be professionally digitized. But who even

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00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: knows how to do that. You're going to sit there

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Speaker 1: and try to scan everything on your phone. That's crazy.

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00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: When Legacy Box will just do it for you. Legacy

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Speaker 1: Box will send you a box. You put all that

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Speaker 1: stuff in the box, you ship it off to them

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00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: that will ship it all back. You'll eat your hard

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Speaker 1: copies back and you get your stuff digitized so it

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Speaker 1: lasts forever. You want your great great great grandkids to

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Speaker 1: look at you on the beach. Maybe you don't want that.

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Speaker 1: If you're out of shape, do you want that though,

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Speaker 1: legacybox dot Com slash Jesse saves you fifty percent. Legacybox

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Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back.

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Speaker 4: Miss something.

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Speaker 1: There's a podcast, get it on.

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Speaker 4: Demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.

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Speaker 1: Remember we have Medal of Honor Monday coming up like

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Speaker 1: ten minutes from now. I can't wait anymore. I have

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Speaker 1: to tell you right now. So I had an appointment

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00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: today at the doctor's office. Don't worry. Everything's fine, everything's fine.

480
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: But it was one of these extra i'll call it

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Speaker 1: an dream physical. So my dad, as you know, passed

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00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: away recently. And as I've told you that, longtime listeners

483
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: will know that on the Kelly side, the Kelly men

484
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: just don't make it very long. That they just don't.

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Speaker 1: My dad was sixty nine when he died, just like

486
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: two or three weeks shy of seventy, Well two weeks shy,

487
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Speaker 1: who's two weeks away from seventy, and he still made

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Speaker 1: it longer than his dad and his brothers. It's just

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Speaker 1: the Kelly men don't go and your old man, your

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Speaker 1: old man passing on early leads you to believe that

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Speaker 1: at least you should probably go get looked at. I

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Speaker 1: over the last three months, if I'm doing me talking here,

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Speaker 1: I've treated my body like a garbage disposal. Okay, nobody

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Speaker 1: in the history of mankind has ever eaten as poorly

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Speaker 1: as I've eaten over the last three months. Because food

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00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: is my thing. You know what, I can't hide it.

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00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: I love to eat. I love to eat. I eat

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00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: every dagone good thing I can get my hands on.

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00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: I think about food, I talk about food. I text

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00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: about food. Bob Bob yells at me when we're in

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00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: the restaurant because she catches me eyeballing everyone's meal who

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00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: walks by, and she tells everybody. She says, he looks

503
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: at food the way other men look at other women.

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00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: That's the way he looks at food. I admit it.

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00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: So I've been eating. Look, I just gave you a

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00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: long excuse. I've been eating so bad. In sweets too.

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Speaker 1: I don't even I'm not even huge that huge on sweets,

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00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: skittles and just cakes. I just don't even care. I'd

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Speaker 1: just been dining at all for three months. Went to

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Speaker 1: the doctor's office today. Clean Bill of health, baby a

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Speaker 1: in your stupid face, Chris, in your face, clean bill

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Speaker 1: of health. Doc said you look great, he's look at

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Speaker 1: what Chris was. Yes, Chris, it was a very though

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Speaker 1: in examination. No it was no. No, it wasn't that

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00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm not in the navy. Okay, No, I just no,

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00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: it was fine. He didn't check the oil man, what's

517
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: wrong with you? No, But it was a thrill. I

518
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: even had to do the stress test thing like where

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00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: you're running on the treadmill and stuff like that, and

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00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: then they brought in I was shirtless for the stress tests,

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00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: so they attach all these things to you, and then

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00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: there was all these nurses and stuff like that in there. Well,

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00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: for three months, my cardio hasn't exactly been on point,

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Speaker 1: and I've had a lot of tacos in these three months,

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00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: a lot of tacos, and the docks sitting in there

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00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: and he's talking to me, and you know, the idea

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00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: of a stress test is they have to get your

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00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: heart rate to the maximum, So it's not like there's

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Speaker 1: an easy stress test. No matter what, you're gonna max

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Speaker 1: out on your art rate. So they start ramping up

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Speaker 1: the treadmill and I'm running and running and the doc

532
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: is talking to me and he's trying to make basic conversation.

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00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: And then I really couldn't talk that much anymore because

534
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: I was sucking wind. But I didn't want to look

535
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: like that because all the nurses were looking at me

536
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: and my shirt was off, and I was like, ah, yeah,

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00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: I doc, And the Doc's like, well, we could go

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Speaker 1: a couple more minutes. I'm not sure good, And I'm

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00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: telling you what. My lungs were on fire by this

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Speaker 1: point and my legs were hurting, but of course the

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Speaker 1: ball Nah, I'm good, Doc, don't worry about it. What Chris, what? Yes,

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Speaker 1: It's like when they tried to cut that thing out

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Speaker 1: of my foot without anesthetic. But look, I haven't I

544
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: have a problem with that admitting when there's a lot

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00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: of pain. It's like that. Remember that time I got

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Speaker 1: my face burnt. I don't know why we're talking about

547
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: this on the radio. Remember that time I got my

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00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: face burnt. When I was at get my haircut, they

549
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: opened up this haircut place and it was, you know,

550
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: some barber shop for men or something like that, And

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00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: after you got your hair cut, they would lean you

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00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: back in your seat and they'd put a hot, warm

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00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: tow over your face. It's wet, hot, warm towel over

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00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: your face, and they would like give you like a

555
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: hand massage or something. It was part of their thing. Yeah,

556
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: it was kind of weak, but whatever, it was part

557
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: of the thing, part of the thing. And so lady

558
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: must have been her first day, takes this washcloth and

559
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: it was a proximately the temperature of molten lava, and

560
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: not only that, it was soaking wet, like she hardly

561
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 1: rung it out, and she just just slaps that bad

562
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: boy on my face. And I can just I can

563
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: practically hear my skin sizzling underneath it. And she even asked,

564
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: because I guess I must have squirmed a little. She's like,

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00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: is that okay? And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's good

566
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Speaker 1: to go. I didn't say anything, and then I drove

567
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: right home afterwards, and I walk in and freaked out,

568
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: What happened to your face? My face is all swollen

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00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: up and red. So I do I have struggled in

570
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 1: the past with admitting things like that. So the fiscal

571
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: went well. I did want to tell you the eyes

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00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: not so much, not so much, you know, the line,

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00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 1: the vision test line thing where everyone can picture the

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00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: thing you have to read that's on the wall. It's

575
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: always an E on the top. And you know how

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00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: they have the lines marked, So that's line one, two, three,

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00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: three lines without glasses, three lines and numbers three. I

578
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 1: was guessing and the nurse was helping me. I was

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00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: essentially down to the big fat E and the one

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00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: below it. Finally she stops the test and she says,

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00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed right now. She says, why don't you

582
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: go get your glasses. I had to wear my glasses

583
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: for the vision test, but then I haced it baby boom,

584
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: nailed it. Knew I could do it, never had a

585
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: doubt anyway. Have I talked to you about puretalk? I

586
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: love pure talk. I love that my money doesn't go

587
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: to a garbage cell phone company anymore, because for so

588
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: long it has for most of my life. My first

589
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: ever cell phone company was AT and T. How crappy

590
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: is that? And then I had Verizon for ages read Shosh.

591
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how many years I had Verizon and

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00:35:54,600 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: T Mobile. I wish I had done done that. Corporate

593
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: America started getting involved in politics a long time ago,

594
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: and the truth is that gobs of my money have

595
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: gone to evil communist causes. And now that I switched

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00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: to Pure Talk, I don't have to stress that at

597
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: least cell phone wise anymore. Pure talks to patriotic cell

598
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: phone company. They're giving out free Samsung Galaxy phones right

599
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: now with a qualifying plan, So make sure you get

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00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 1: a free phone. I have a whole thing. Pound two

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00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: five zero, say Jesse Kelly. All right, pound two five zero,

602
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 1: say Jesse Kelly. Takes ten minutes to switch, dear Top

603
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: five napper. I just saw an ad for an airbnb

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00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: where you sleep inside of a World War two submarine,

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00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: the USS Kobaya, located in Wisconsin. Immediately I thought of you.

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00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 1: I looked it up to make sure it was legit.

607
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: It looks like it was. Please let us know what

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00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: it's like, because I know you will now take your

609
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: two boys to stay in. Hopefully they don't have a

610
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: minimum hand size requirement. That's not very nice. His name

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00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,479
Speaker 1: is Austin. You can count me out on that. For

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00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: a couple different reasons. I do not enjoy submarines. I've

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00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: been in one World War two submarine. I am shocked

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00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 1: at how tight it is in there. I don't even

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00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 1: fit down the hallway. That's one two, a World War

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00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: two submarine in Wisconsin. For some reason, I don't think

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00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: that got there naturally. Anyway, Medal of Honor Monday comes

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00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: up next, and it is going to be one you

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Speaker 1: were going to want to pay attention to. Dag gone,

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Speaker 1: mister Garcia, you don't say Medal of Honor Monday in

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Speaker 1: more next