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Speaker 1: Real right quick. That's him? Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, hello

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Speaker 1: Hello Yeah claik, we can do it well? Is he

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Speaker 1: on the work eighty eight? Hello? What up? What up?

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Speaker 1: Little Real? What's up? Man? Welcome to the eighty five

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Speaker 1: South Show. How you doing fine? Good with your man?

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Speaker 1: You know I'm chilling, just being calos and Ship out

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Speaker 1: here getting the podcast jumped off my nigger? How you? Uh? Ship?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good though? Man? Hell yeah, man? This Hey,

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Speaker 1: congratulations on the Car Michael Show. I see y'all just

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Speaker 1: got picked up again. And Ship, this show is amazing.

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Speaker 1: You play a funny as character on there. Tell us

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Speaker 1: about that ship real, tell us about this ship? Really?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's uh, you know, it's a dope ass

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Speaker 1: show that Gerard created. And you know he's a master

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Speaker 1: mind behind everything. Man either workinghole look and he dope

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Speaker 1: And it's just fun, you know what I'm saying. It's

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Speaker 1: it's a literally fun. It's a real fun show. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sound corny about it, but it's

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Speaker 1: just dope ship. Yeah. So that's I mean, I watched

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Speaker 1: the show and it it actually looked like you're having fun.

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Speaker 1: So that's what I was gonna ask you, Like, how

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Speaker 1: did how did you and Gerard link up? Was that

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Speaker 1: one of your partners before or y'all met up through

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Speaker 1: the industry of what we've met at the last factory,

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Speaker 1: like like six or seven years ago something like that,

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Speaker 1: maybe something like that. And he walked up to me,

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Speaker 1: I'm some fans ship, like, yeah, I'm a big fan

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, because he was he was

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Speaker 1: seeking about It's kind of weird ship. He's like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're the mothercker to keep mentioning all these meetings. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that should be. That should weird to you. You know,

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Speaker 1: different because it's been a while. You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: I've done more. But at that time, you just had

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Speaker 1: mean only thing like who got jokes and bad boys

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Now, let's talk about that

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Speaker 1: ship for a minute, because you know, I am also

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Speaker 1: who's got jokes at love them now. But the ship

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Speaker 1: that you did on your season, man, I felt like

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Speaker 1: that was that was a breaking point in comedy, Like

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Speaker 1: Like your your style was so raw in original. I

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Speaker 1: saw your influence after that ship aired, Nigga. It's one

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Speaker 1: of those things where it's like, um and as a

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Speaker 1: I awkwardly like nobody ever know unless you're a comedy person. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've had some influence and it's kind of weird. It

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, even just the way he approached acting, you

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Speaker 1: in them, but I mean I get like that raw ship,

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Speaker 1: written and directed by Jordan Peel from Ki and Peel

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Speaker 1: this ship like like if our help don't help, this

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Speaker 1: a bit. I wanted to hit the little nigger. He said.

421
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 1: He gonna cat Williams me, ain't that ship crazy? Shoot

422
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 1: the ship out this little I'm trying to save him, though.

423
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 1: You know what's funny. Before I get to my incident,

424
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: I checked like three days before, and then they put

425
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: the He put that right then they can put the

426
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 1: roots on you. Man. I was supposed to pray right

427
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 1: after that. I ain't do it, But I said the

428
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: cat wins. He was when I saw him at who

429
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: was at a Sparks game, l a Sparks game whatever.

430
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: And I love women's about nigga. That is something nobody

431
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 1: knew about a little rel You love women's basketball because

432
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,160
Speaker 1: I love basketball, just basket whoever playing whoever. I think

433
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: it's just like a good game I watched. I was

434
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 1: about eight old white men play. If if that's all

435
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 1: that's all I can see on the basketball. Oh man,

436
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 1: I saw one woman's basketball game and she missed the dunk,

437
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: and I never saw no more woman basketball. Hey, since

438
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: you're such a big basketball fan, how you feel about

439
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 1: d Rods leaving Chicago? I know that's your team, Yeah,

440
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,919
Speaker 1: it's it's it's heartbreaking. But at the same time, as

441
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: a d Roles fan, and you know, I love his family.

442
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 1: They're good people. He needed to change the scenity and

443
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: go to what people gonna appreciate. You man, you know

444
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You ain't appreciate that the crib man,

445
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: get out. That's what it is, right, you go, it's

446
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: gonna be sad when you started bawling up, that's what's

447
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: gonna be sad. Yeah, man, y'all got butt. Let I mean,

448
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: but they're trying to they're trying to train him. Are

449
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: they don't still get me? Thought about that? Yeah, I'm

450
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: very passionate about that. Like I don't like Fred Hooiberg,

451
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: you know I don't. Hey, man, that's all right, rare

452
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: you feel about a team, man, funk all that ship. Man,

453
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: that's my dream. I ain't gonna at least get a

454
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 1: piece I let you get. You'll never get the piece

455
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: of bulls. They would let my get a piece of

456
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: the bulls. Ain't just a little black media stature front

457
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 1: of the place. Yeah, that's a good guy. Damn point man.

458
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna put it, man. I ain't gonna ain't gonna

459
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: putt nothing pass none of us, man, because I know

460
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 1: I can get some of the Hawks. I can go

461
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: get some of the Hawks right now for like three

462
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: fifty and like some cupas to Chick fil A, like

463
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: the Hawks is like that ship is cheap. That's that's

464
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: what I would buy. Like I would go and try

465
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: to get the Hawks like that would be. You know,

466
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: come on, man, let's get up together. Hey man, Chicago

467
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 1: one of my favorite cities in America. Man, y'all got

468
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: some of the funniest fucking crackheads I ever seen. But

469
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: little real, no bullshit, nigga. I was on seven and

470
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: Knife and what hosted one time. I believe it's what

471
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: it was. This motherfucking crackhead tried to send me a

472
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: whole bunch of screw drivers. My nigger. It was. They

473
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 1: were still in the box. But it was like forty

474
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: goddamn screw drivers. Man. Wow, electric electric tooth brush. Man,

475
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm not buying the electric two brush from the homeless person.

476
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: But didn't have it, but it covered up. It was

477
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: in the plastic, but he had touched it. I mean

478
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: the germs. The germs was only plastic. My Nina, Hey real,

479
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: I damn. I'll appreciate you calling in, man and just

480
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: you know what, you can call in and fun with

481
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: us whenever you want to. Man, anytime you've got some

482
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,360
Speaker 1: ship to promote, you come into the city. You got

483
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: any tour dates you want to drop? Uh yeah, I do, actually, man,

484
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: so irrespossible, But I would say that is that, uh

485
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 1: you know, just catch me in your city. I'll be

486
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: a Caroline in August, I believe the first we can

487
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: all the cairlines or and then I'll be at the

488
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 1: Montreal Comedy Festival in a few weeks hosting about the

489
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: shows and I'm excited about that. And then um also

490
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 1: really quick, I gotta show U. MTV called get Out

491
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: Shoot act Out. See, I got too much. Everything's too much.

492
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 1: Suff We're out at the end of it. But I'm

493
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: hosting the new show MTV called Acting Out is their

494
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: first stand up series where uh, the stand ups are

495
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: doing anything that their jokes will be acting out of

496
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: sketch form. So it's real dope. We just finished shoot

497
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: ten episodes of that really exist for my kids, and

498
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: one of these sketches where they played themselves and hey man,

499
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: your kids funny is hell. I'll be seeing them on

500
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: Instagram and ship they so they so my son, he's

501
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: such a He's a natural. Though. Man. It's almost scary

502
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: light because I knew I think he was doing so well.

503
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, he should be a more

504
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: like I'm not not. I want him to be a

505
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: kid for a little while, longer than you know, it's business.

506
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: Could just stuck these kids in and spit them out.

507
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: I want my babysit to do theirselves for kids. Hey man,

508
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: I got much respect for that. Salute to all the

509
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: real fathers across the world doing that ship. Man making

510
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: that ship, making that ship. Daddy life is where is

511
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: that man? Keeps she balanced? I love being a father, bro.

512
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man, you can't turn that ship off. That's

513
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: why I'm trying to help Abraham, trying to help this

514
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: nigger stay up. The streets. It's his name. I didn't

515
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: name him. I didn't name him. Yeah, man Abraham with

516
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: the seeds. Man, that's what I'm saying. He's not living

517
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: up to the name. And the name got three full

518
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: as in and he can't even get three full a's

519
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 1: that ship crazy? No, Man, he's a good he's a

520
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: good kid, I think. Aham, Yeah, he's a good kid. Man.

521
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: He's a cool little dude. Man. We're gonna help him out. Man, Hey,

522
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: my nigga, real appreciate you for calling in. This is

523
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: the eighty five South Show. This is a podcast for

524
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: girls who got two baby daddies and they all cool.

525
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: They just sit around and smoking blood and watch the

526
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: kids play. That's the type of that's the type of

527
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: people that we reached with this show right here, A

528
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: little real, This is the eighty five South Show. This

529
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: is a podcast for a bit with a ninety nine being.

530
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: But you can't tell it that bitch ain't brand new.

531
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, dog, This podcast right here is for

532
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: the women who went natural but they still perm their edges.

533
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: That's who we're talking to on the eighty five South Show. Bro,

534
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: you don't know who listened to that what I'm talking

535
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: to All the bad bitches who don't never wash dishes

536
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: until they all get dirty. Then that's who we're talking to. Real,

537
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 1: talking about bitches who got three or four to go

538
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: boxes and the refrigerator right now, man, I got like

539
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,959
Speaker 1: the club. Real, I'm talking to all the niggas who

540
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: go by air force once from the fleet market. We

541
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: them bitches twice and just throw them into garbage. That's

542
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: who we talked to on the eighty five. Yeah, rich Nick,

543
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: we're talking to rich Broke niggers man. We're talking to

544
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: niggas who go to the coachman about two dime bags

545
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:02,239
Speaker 1: and just hang out for an hour talking to a

546
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: little man. This day the five South Show, we're talking

547
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: to all the real women who smell, they pushed before

548
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: they give you something. That's who we're talking to you. No, no,

549
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: she don't sneaked to the bathroom and you know, white

550
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: pulls up with a stock real quick, well your sock going.

551
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: She didn't want to ask for a town and sneaking

552
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: pulls up with a sock. I don't know why she

553
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: could have took a whole shower, but whatever. This day

554
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: the Five South Show, nobody has left out a little real.

555
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: Oh god, that woman like that, bro, if she don't

556
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: give a if the busses things before you get it.

557
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: She she's awful. Hey man, you came up in the world.

558
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: What what are those Hollywood girls like? A little real?

559
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: Not that I don't know. I'm just asking you. Well,

560
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. I don't they slanky. I say

561
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: that I've ever met bro l a want of the

562
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: realest places ever. I was in l A one time,

563
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: the ship out. This girl. She looked at me and said,

564
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: you want me to call you a uber? I was like, bitch,

565
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: this ain't uber type. Dick. You're gonna drive me back

566
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: to my hotel? The fund is wrong with you? Yes,

567
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: she's talking about you want me to pay for your

568
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: no bitch ship at you you're driving me. I don't

569
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: give a funk if you lose your pocket spot, you're

570
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: about to drop me off? Fun You talking about that

571
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: l A ship different? Man, No, she had to drop

572
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: me off. Man, I'm not bro. She's not about to

573
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: disrespect me like that breast two thousand six teams. What

574
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: if she drove? I don't give a fuck whatever, YEA

575
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: A women different. I don't Dick. I'm vegan. This just

576
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: Dick gluten free talking about sid a little stupid. Hey, man,

577
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: you watch the b till one this last it. I'm

578
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: gonna ask you, man, I got yeah because they're looking

579
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: like yeah, I figured you had ship to do. But man, ship,

580
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: let me ask you about the bet at wards right right?

581
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: You in this motherfucker? So what Me and Gerard car

582
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: Michael watched it over the phone talking to He's doing

583
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: a new Transformers movie. Crazy nigger. They got a black trend.

584
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: Hold up, wait, they got a black Transformer. Now we're

585
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: inside fiction now. But no, he I think he's gonna

586
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: be like, what was Damn I was? I was hoping

587
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: you beout to this nig is a ninety six in

588
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: Paula damn mother. I thought we had then made it

589
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: into this nigga turned into her something. The motherfucker's with

590
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: twenty twos on the Niger For the nonbelievers. Shout out

591
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: to my dog, Gerd car Michael, Shout out to the

592
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: whole cash of the car Michael, show little real. Next

593
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: time you and Atlanta come to the studio and do

594
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: this ship lab was my nigga? You hit me? Come

595
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: hang out, man, like this. It's a real studio. It's nice.

596
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: I know, I saw it looks it looks. I mean,

597
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: I want it's not it's not it's not ours. It ain't.

598
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: We ain't got nothing, no, hey man, as long as

599
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: we cleaned it up real good. Don't know about to

600
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: say ship, bro, It's like you know what I'm saying.

601
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: It's to wash your hands where you open the door.

602
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: But everything. Yeah, man, it's cool. Don't leave no paper

603
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: out here. It's all we're saying, like we gotta it's

604
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: gotta be clean. Like you know, we take a picture

605
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: of the ship when we come here, just like it. Hey, yeah, man,

606
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: this the eight Fast South. She appreciate your calling me

607
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: a little real. You've ever got our support. You wanted

608
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: the realist niggas out here with my nigga. I appreciate that.

609
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: A right, my nigga, We're gonna kick you on the

610
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: other side. Bright bro. Oh that was dope man again.

611
00:32:50,200 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm you know, Matt, what's up, BROI fod

612
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: ho