WEBVTT - Going back to the kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>Princess, look out the window and welcome to Sinophia. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>we were touching stuff like it's like sad Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's been ninety nine degrees in the house, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you thought that glue would have

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<v Speaker 1>like pre liquefied and gotten that backup on the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we are so back. We are so

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<v Speaker 2>back in a big way.

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<v Speaker 1>Was also welcome back to emergency in her calm. I

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<v Speaker 1>was saying to Drew, what this feels like is like

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<v Speaker 1>that fucking edit, like the sound on TikTok that everybody

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<v Speaker 1>uses when they get a shitty hotel room. It's like, welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>Princess of Genovia. And then they opened the current. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like the shittiest room you could get. That is what

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<v Speaker 1>this is.

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<v Speaker 2>No, girl, what was her fucking nicky Blonski giving a

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<v Speaker 2>room to her hotel like comic Con or TV? Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>needs everybody needs a TV this big in there?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think, what's even worse, and she goes, no

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<v Speaker 1>one needs a TV.

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<v Speaker 2>This she's so real, and then opening the blinds to

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>And literally the parking lot, and then can.

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<v Speaker 2>Like garbage cans Yeah, we're so back, y'all happy to

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<v Speaker 2>be back here, back in the Actually, the real sea

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<v Speaker 2>is God clocked your fucking sea because women belong in

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen, and he put your ass right back into

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking kitchen, right back in the fucking kitchen. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>have that.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so insane to be sexist like that. But

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<v Speaker 1>start the sentence with the realty is glow. God clocked

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<v Speaker 1>your tea, Like that's crazy. Uh er. Also, if you're wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, where is the chair, the chair hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>made it home. Yeah, yeah, not literally landed back in

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<v Speaker 1>La last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not because we don't have custody over her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she'll be back soon. She'll be back soon, but I

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't have time to go pick her up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we literally landed back last night and we're already

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<v Speaker 1>back to it. Guys, we are just hard working girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I a bad parent?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You're like the worst kind of parent.

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<v Speaker 2>Like just like I just I don't know. I just

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<v Speaker 2>feel bad that I left her there for three weeks,

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<v Speaker 2>four weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you are an awful parent. She'll like, And

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is you think, like, how old is she now?

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<v Speaker 2>Like five? Years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's the worst. Oh my god, four six,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna have crazy a bands.

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<v Speaker 2>He's actually a toddler though, like when you think about it,

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<v Speaker 2>like it was living in She's aging awfully.

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<v Speaker 1>Those white jeans are.

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<v Speaker 2>Catching up boiled milk, aging like a milk. Yeah. Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we say people age like cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>I think people do.

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<v Speaker 1>Cottage cheese, but cottage cheese is so yummy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I feel like I give cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys. All I ate in Miami was tuna, so which

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<v Speaker 1>I can smell it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can smell it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yesterday I felt so bad. On the

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<v Speaker 1>plane ride back. I was sitting next to some nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>year old who definitely has way too good of a

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<v Speaker 1>life for a nineteen year old, which also annoys me

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<v Speaker 1>because I have a really bad issue where like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm next to somebody who before the age of like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two, has a good life, it just makes me

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<v Speaker 1>really mad for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Like whatever, your hair is pretty today with the braids

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<v Speaker 2>down their front, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had to start doing this because my bangs are

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<v Speaker 1>growing so slow that I'm like this close to cutting

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<v Speaker 1>my bangs. Again, but I already know, like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of y'all are dealing with math addiction, I'm dealing with bangs.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody talks about those are as equally as hard.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm dealing with banging your mom addiction, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dealing with an ozom pic addition.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and hell no, the thing is pretty and slip.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, inya's hell on xanax, which is also true,

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<v Speaker 2>which but it's fentanol laced obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>But I I was making like eighteen jokes about addiction

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<v Speaker 1>within the span of thirty seconds. Is fucking insane.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're allowed to. We're allowed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I'm actively addicted. I'm addicted to I. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to do that for people who talk about

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<v Speaker 1>their like getting getting clean story and needs to be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm addicted to it I and then it can transition

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<v Speaker 1>into like an Adrian.

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<v Speaker 2>Link or soth oh oh, I'm addicted to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be a good mother, try, but I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>addicted to ozembit, guys, And it's not for the reasons

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<v Speaker 1>you think. I'm addicted to it because it gives me

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<v Speaker 1>a high, and nobody talks about that online, Like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of your favors are addicted to it because it

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<v Speaker 1>makes me like literally high, like I'm a.

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<v Speaker 2>Small Look on the fucking camera, I look tiny, Like

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<v Speaker 2>do you see me?

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of Somebody met me in person the other day

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<v Speaker 1>and was like, oh, like I thought you were way taller,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, yeah. It's probably also because

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<v Speaker 1>like when Drew's on that chair, you like think he's

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<v Speaker 1>so tall, so I like look like tall, like if

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense, because you're seeing his full body, so

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<v Speaker 1>in your head you probably, Oh, I'm just not seeing

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<v Speaker 1>her full body, but you look so tight like.

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<v Speaker 3>A little guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear, go, I am five seven. I hit five

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<v Speaker 2>seven last week. I'm not five four like high, I

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<v Speaker 2>am five seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you actually only five to seven?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm five It's gonna be clear, I'm not five four.

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<v Speaker 3>I am almost six foot. But we can talk about

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<v Speaker 3>how I'm six to one you're not. So I'm almost

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<v Speaker 3>six one. Five eleven five eleven is not that far

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<v Speaker 3>off from six to one. If you think about the

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<v Speaker 3>scale of the universe.

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<v Speaker 2>It basically is it gives you really it's really we're

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<v Speaker 2>basically six to two.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, five eleven six six one. That's two inches. If

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<v Speaker 3>a bullet hit you almost hit you two inches away

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<v Speaker 3>that you would be like, oh fuck, like I almost

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<v Speaker 3>got it by a bullet, So why am I not

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<v Speaker 3>almost six to one?

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<v Speaker 2>Chomm please save me?

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<v Speaker 4>Did?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm obsessed with like what's happening where like now I

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<v Speaker 1>saw somebody being like Kamala hq, Kamala HQ, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>am so obsessed with the usage of like right wing

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<v Speaker 1>Republicans being fucking insane online and like normal people using

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<v Speaker 1>it for the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Side like iron so funny, Like the irony poisoned culture

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<v Speaker 2>we live in is just so Like the sense of

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<v Speaker 2>humor that fucking twink at Kamala HQ is using is

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<v Speaker 2>so advanced and so confusing, and I eat it up

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<v Speaker 2>every fucking time, and it's gonna do it for me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna do it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck if they're using the like

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<v Speaker 1>Internet schools on me. It works like that's why the

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<v Speaker 1>Internet is there. Also, to be clear, I'm not on

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<v Speaker 1>fucking ozepic, Like have y'all ever heard of gaffing about themselves?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I gaff about myself? You have no gaffs for yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I mean, it's different.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we do a fridge tour right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we just got back and all that, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>all them ratten cheese stop please.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop, and ten pounds of wingstop ranch that is three

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<v Speaker 2>months old, and the liddest bowl it's bulging from fermentation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I can't wait to get wings up tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I only had it for like one time the past

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks. And I got it when I was in

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<v Speaker 1>Miami and they gave me the wrong order and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even throw a fuss about it because my family

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<v Speaker 1>got to have it, and it's like, yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the best night ever. It actually was such a cute night.

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<v Speaker 1>We me and my two sibling.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a cute night?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to I'm doing this thing. I'm practicing backing

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<v Speaker 1>up on the like specific jokes I make.

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<v Speaker 2>You really invite your tongue, and I did.

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<v Speaker 1>A good job. But it was so cute. I've played.

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<v Speaker 1>My siblings are finally at that teenage age where they're

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<v Speaker 1>like back to being a little normal and like nice,

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<v Speaker 1>like and.

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<v Speaker 2>Not too too cool. They're still too cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah they're still too cool. But they still look

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<v Speaker 1>at me and they're like, oh, I love my sister.

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<v Speaker 1>But when your siblings, if you have like a large

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<v Speaker 1>age gap between your siblings and you're not at this

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<v Speaker 1>point yet, just brace yourself. Thirteen to fifteen, they become monsters,

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<v Speaker 1>they become evil, dark sided, there's something in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it just really makes you think about who

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<v Speaker 1>you were when you were that age, and it's really

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<v Speaker 1>scary to think about. And it's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you grace because like this is just

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<v Speaker 1>what your brain is literally, like, might you might as

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<v Speaker 1>well be doing meth right now with the way your

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<v Speaker 1>brain is like developing and God bless that. But now

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<v Speaker 1>my siblings are back to normal. And we played this

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<v Speaker 1>game and it was cracking me up. It's this board

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<v Speaker 1>game where it's like unsolved mysteries, and my little sister

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<v Speaker 1>has played it before. I bought it for her once

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<v Speaker 1>for her and her friend, and I wish I was

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<v Speaker 1>recording her because she was cracking me up. She got

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<v Speaker 1>this one about like aliens and space that we were

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<v Speaker 1>doing because it's like a like unsolved crime and you

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<v Speaker 1>have to like look through all this stuff, read all

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<v Speaker 1>this shit, read way too much to fucking solve it.

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<v Speaker 1>And at first I was impressed because I was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe she picked this game. It's like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a really like intellect like academic forward game topic.

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<v Speaker 1>And she get being like, uh uh, this shit is

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<v Speaker 1>way too hard. Last time, it was just these two

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<v Speaker 1>girls went missing, and I knew who the fuck did

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<v Speaker 1>it because it was easy as fuck. I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck about space. This shit is bonk, and we

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<v Speaker 1>all just ended up cheating. We sat there for like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour like no, yeah no, and read this part,

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<v Speaker 1>but like all of us just were ignoring each other

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<v Speaker 1>and not helping each other. It was funny as fuck

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<v Speaker 1>because she just kept being like, bro, this shit is

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<v Speaker 1>too fucking hard. This is not a fun fucking game.

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<v Speaker 1>We should take it back, like this shit sucks, And

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<v Speaker 1>it was really fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I love my family, my nephew that is hitting the

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<v Speaker 2>age where they're too cool. I mean literally growing up,

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<v Speaker 2>I literally actually had the nickname DTC Drew too Cool

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<v Speaker 2>because I became too cool around like age eleven twelve thirteen,

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<v Speaker 2>so everyone called me DTC for like four years. Still

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<v Speaker 2>to this day I get called DTC.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually such an awesome like it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was pretty advanced, pretty fucking advanced, but it also

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<v Speaker 2>ruined me. It like literally was psychological torture in warfare.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you were actively too self aware of yourself in

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<v Speaker 1>your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, I was, like, I literally attribute a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of that for like the way I perceive myself now,

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<v Speaker 2>which that's a whole fucking conversation that I want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about. Girl, When I'm walking through the airport, I

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<v Speaker 2>am literally, I'm not joking. I am the hottest person

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<v Speaker 2>that exists on this fucking planet. I look in the

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<v Speaker 2>mirror and I'm like, bitch, I am eating all of

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<v Speaker 2>y'all up. You're all flops around me. Don't even fucking

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<v Speaker 2>come up to me, don't address me, don't talk to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I am too sexy, hot and above you. But then

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on those goddamn Zoom episodes and I'm the ugliest

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<v Speaker 2>motherfucker I've ever seen. I really have no concept of whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, the thing is, we weren't meant to have mirrors.

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<v Speaker 1>We were meant to like over a pond and like

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<v Speaker 1>see her reflection all dated and like rippled, and we

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<v Speaker 1>weren't meant to look at ourselves like that. I was

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<v Speaker 1>rewatching nipple. I was rewatching Portrait of a Lady on

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<v Speaker 1>Fire because I fucking hate myself. And at one point

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<v Speaker 1>one of the girls in the movies, like in the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>moves a sheet and looks in the mirror and she

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<v Speaker 1>like looks a little jarred for a second, And at

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<v Speaker 1>first MADAMSS was like, yeah, it's because they weren't supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to have mirrors, but literally because she saw something behind her,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought I was on when I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's literally because it's like to have a mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>Is so crazy, like in Parasite with like the lines

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<v Speaker 2>they start crossing the lines of symetry of the movie

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<v Speaker 2>you thought you were unlocking some like crazy brouh.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that there are some people who literally like

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<v Speaker 1>are obsessed with going to so they could be the

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<v Speaker 1>first one to be like did you notice this? Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's their fucking job on this planet is to get

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<v Speaker 1>onto time and be like five things you didn't notice

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<v Speaker 1>when watching like that?

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<v Speaker 2>And I eat it up every time, and I'm pissed

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<v Speaker 2>at myself. I didn't notice it everything myself, And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like I knew that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that you're not even teaching me any girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I need rehab for my fucking phone literally locked me

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<v Speaker 2>up in jail.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because you were back in Texas. Because in Miami, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>my phone was getting the work like she was through

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<v Speaker 1>m hurts because I was like getting crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was reading my phone's fucking clitteriss all fucking day.

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<v Speaker 2>You know this button on the iPhone pros where like

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<v Speaker 2>it's like the ute or camera button or whatever like

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<v Speaker 2>which I was pressing the fuck out of that, like

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<v Speaker 2>making her squirt.

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<v Speaker 3>And shit, wait, can you do it so that when yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you can make a phone squirt? Yeah, no, that's not

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<v Speaker 3>that's not my question. Can you do it so that

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<v Speaker 3>you set it up so that you can do a

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<v Speaker 3>voice recording with that button?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And does it notify anyone that you're recording? That's scary

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<v Speaker 3>and I feel like that's that should be illegal personally.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I record people all the time, but there

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<v Speaker 1>there is legality, Like different states have different laws about

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<v Speaker 1>recording somebody against their content. But everybody I've ever recorded

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<v Speaker 1>without telling them, I tell them after and they're okay

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<v Speaker 1>with it. They're actually very happy. You might find they

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<v Speaker 1>laugh about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Either, like, girl, what are we going to do with

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<v Speaker 2>these fucking recordings? Like post them on Instagram, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't want I just want the memory for

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm old, because I'm also convinced that I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to have bad memory when I'm older, and I'm terrified

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<v Speaker 1>of like forgetting conversations, even though I'm somebody who forgets

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<v Speaker 1>nothing and I rehash everything eighteen million times over, so

0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.000
<v Speaker 1>for me to forget something would be actually crazy because

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot have a conversation with me without me walking

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<v Speaker 1>away and rehashing the whole thing word by word.

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<v Speaker 3>In my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right right, Well Spotify has comments, Now go leave

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<v Speaker 2>a comment on Spotify.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah. Can y'all like go and call us

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<v Speaker 1>on Spotify please?

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<v Speaker 3>Music?

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<v Speaker 2>No on podcodcast, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes sense because a lot of their content, like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of their podcasts that are just for them. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>shocked that they never had comments because you could only

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<v Speaker 1>watch certain podcasts on there, especially video wise, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like such a big community builder, so it's like

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<v Speaker 2>such a fucking vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was watching this girl's video on YouTube and

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of it, she like says, wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to I wrote down what she said because it

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<v Speaker 1>actually took me back. I was like whoa Like wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I was watching this YouTube video on this

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<v Speaker 1>and this girl at the end of her video was like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for spending that time with me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so cherished by me and I appreciate it

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<v Speaker 1>more than you will ever know. Thank you for watching.

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<v Speaker 2>No literally mean to though, And then.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like Okay, Like I got taken back because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, why are you calling me out

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<v Speaker 1>like you're trying to call me ungrateful for everybody who

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<v Speaker 1>watches me because I've literally never said anything like that,

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<v Speaker 1>And it literally made me insecure because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I am just such a fucking like

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<v Speaker 1>piece of shit, like narcissist that I just want attention

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<v Speaker 1>and I expect it, Like I literally, I genuinely.

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking to somebody for this shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very grateful. But nobody talks about what it's like

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<v Speaker 1>growing up on the internet, especially like my standards, specifically

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to romantic relationships. My standards for attention

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<v Speaker 1>are so fucking high because I can post a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of myself and literally, like at least fifty people will

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<v Speaker 1>call me like sexy, beautiful and like literally want to

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<v Speaker 1>just like tell me that I'm gorgeous. So now when

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<v Speaker 1>I am like with someone romantically, if I send them

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<v Speaker 1>a picture and they don't reply like it's an IG

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<v Speaker 1>comment thread, I'm like, wow, okay, wow, like you literally

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<v Speaker 1>hate me, but I'm just an attention more. But I

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<v Speaker 1>am very grateful for all the views and people who

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<v Speaker 1>care about us. But like her saying that, I was

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<v Speaker 1>like to say, like I cherished this time with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, WHOA, Like that that's real. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally closed my laptop and I got on TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>after that because I was like, that was a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta shut my brain down. I got to turn

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<v Speaker 2>it off. I downloaded this app that actually bricks your apps,

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<v Speaker 2>so I put it's so fucking embarrassing. I started it

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<v Speaker 2>last night and I put fifteen minute limit fives or

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<v Speaker 2>hold on had I put a fifteen minute limit on Instagram, TikTok,

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<v Speaker 2>and YouTube and I can only access them five times

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<v Speaker 2>a day. And then there's a ten second buffer from

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<v Speaker 2>when I click the app and click onlock between me

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<v Speaker 2>actually being able to use it, so I can like

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<v Speaker 2>actually think and I'm like, okay, do I actually want

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<v Speaker 2>to wait for this? Do I want to use this app. Girl,

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<v Speaker 2>Look how many fucking times I've used TikTok already today?

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<v Speaker 2>Third teen out of fifteen?

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<v Speaker 3>What is there?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What time do you wake up?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I woke up at I woke up at like

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<v Speaker 2>seven thirty on accident, but I actually this morning, I

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<v Speaker 2>read twenty pages of my book and then I fell

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<v Speaker 2>back asleep till nine thirty, which was so fire. I

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<v Speaker 2>forgot everything I read though, and then I opened my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing is is once you click unlock, it

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<v Speaker 2>like makes it so there's a fifteen minute time or

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<v Speaker 2>it's not like me actively using TikTok for fifteen minutes straight, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like after fifteen minutes of time pass, not fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 2>of like TikTok youth. So I'm not actually on there

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<v Speaker 2>for fucking fifteen time, but I do use it a lot. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it's so fucking bad. I literally looked

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<v Speaker 2>at like my screen time in Texas and I was

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<v Speaker 2>averaging four hours and thirty minutes on TikTok alone. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I need to look at myk on TikTok alone, like, girl,

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<v Speaker 2>what am I doing on there? And like I fall

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<v Speaker 2>asleep scrolling to it. I'm like, literally, what, like what,

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<v Speaker 2>like I would like scroll through it and then I'll

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<v Speaker 2>have to like like I'll fall asleep with my fucking

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<v Speaker 2>finger on the screen, and I'm like, girl, what.

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<v Speaker 5>But on Tuesday, July thirtieth, I spent fourteen hours and

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<v Speaker 5>forty five minutes on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Five of those hours was on TikTok. Four of them

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<v Speaker 1>was on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube in there when I'm goops.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, whoa, wow wow wow. Oh see but like when

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<v Speaker 1>I was in France, I wasn't on my phone at all,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, wow. Yeah. My my average last week

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<v Speaker 1>was nine hours and thirty minutes. Guys, my average this

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<v Speaker 1>week is only an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>What You're so talented?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this can't be right because it's saying on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>I only use my phone for an hour and thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can say with my chest that that's similar

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<v Speaker 1>that it's literally a lie like that is it's saying

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Cake is a lie is a lie? The cake is

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<v Speaker 2>literally a lie. The girls that know no well out

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<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Every now and then I remember that I do not

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<v Speaker 1>know how to do the Heimlich maneuver, and it really

0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:15.040
<v Speaker 1>freaks me out. Like I'm not kidding. When people start to,

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<v Speaker 1>like even lightly, I get.

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<v Speaker 2>Just give the person choking, I basically do. Yeah. I

0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:25.399
<v Speaker 2>think I know, you go right underneath the diaphragm, you

0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:32.280
<v Speaker 2>go fucking lay some pipe consensually obviously obviously.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, Yeah, it really freaks me out. And then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>please don't choke around me, because I like, will not

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<v Speaker 1>be able to save your life and you will be

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<v Speaker 1>dying in my presence.

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<v Speaker 3>I've saved seven women's lives.

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<v Speaker 2>It was eight, it was eight including me. Yeah it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't seven, or it wasn't eight women. It was seven

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<v Speaker 2>women at me mm hm oh yeah life.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mean because of backshots?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I was actually.

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<v Speaker 3>He was actually choking, and I immediately like, again I

0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:04.040
<v Speaker 3>blacked out.

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<v Speaker 1>If y'all actually hooked up, I don't think you would

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<v Speaker 1>ever speak to each other. Yet.

0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:08.520
<v Speaker 3>I think we would speak to each other, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think that we would do a podcast for years afterwards.

0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's not happen to us if we did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, I guess that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like everybody who has POS.

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<v Speaker 2>They need to give me my children back, motherfuckers, give

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<v Speaker 2>me my fucking kids back older kids now, like seven

0:20:24.680 --> 0:20:28.440
<v Speaker 2>and eight, most formative years of their life.

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<v Speaker 3>Your kids are seven and eight. I've never met them

0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:32.399
<v Speaker 3>and I've never seen them, and they're not around.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, that's what I'm saying. They took them from me.

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<v Speaker 2>The fucking government took them.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I didn't realize they were taken.

0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:41.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we technically just gave them up.

0:20:41.520 --> 0:20:44.920
<v Speaker 2>We were on tour. We couldn't we better to do that.

0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:48.560
<v Speaker 2>They couldn't give We couldn't take care of them.

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<v Speaker 3>To pursue your podcast.

0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had to pursue my passion.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that poll volter is fucking big. Penis big. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>that part for real. That's basically me if I pull volted.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it might be the opposite, like it's you're so

0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:09.359
<v Speaker 1>concaved down there that like.

0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my ass is too big. Yeah, it goes out

0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:19.920
<v Speaker 2>the opposite. What is the opposite of penises? Vagina, button, boobs,

0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:23.080
<v Speaker 2>no boobs and pecks, But there's no opposite.

0:21:22.720 --> 0:21:25.320
<v Speaker 1>A butt, because we all have a butt.

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<v Speaker 2>We all have a hunger. We actually literally did.

0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:33.080
<v Speaker 1>I literally will never forget in l Coyote, like Drew

0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:35.200
<v Speaker 1>was trying to remember Hunger by Florence in the Machine

0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:36.920
<v Speaker 1>he was like, he was like, what's that one song?

0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:39.760
<v Speaker 1>That bitch was always fucking hungry.

0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:43.480
<v Speaker 2>She's always eating, bro, we all have a hunger.

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<v Speaker 1>Named their baby after me?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, yes, no, swear to God.

0:21:51.119 --> 0:21:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I have to try and find it. But this girl

0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:53.960
<v Speaker 1>named her baby after me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, that is so cute, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, but don't don't get crazy doing that because I

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<v Speaker 1>like having a rare name.

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<v Speaker 2>Mother, Like, they ironically named their baby after me, too,

0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:09.520
<v Speaker 2>sorry and tried to take your shine and it just

0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:10.120
<v Speaker 2>didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm used to it. I can ignore the fuck.

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<v Speaker 4>Out of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Ho fucking bitch, gudapop money spread bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I will not be able to say her name.

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<v Speaker 2>What do y'all know about this Shittali? That's the baby's nally?

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<v Speaker 2>How is that named after you?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm trying to say the mom's name. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>And don't get on me because I just can't pronounce names.

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<v Speaker 1>But she named her baby Enya.

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<v Speaker 3>And the string it was just as too don't cat.

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<v Speaker 1>And at first I was like, I wonder if she

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<v Speaker 1>really means that, and then I was looking at all

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<v Speaker 1>her videos and that name has been hung up on

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<v Speaker 1>the walls forever and she dresses the baby really cute, like,

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<v Speaker 1>h see. When I see stuff like this, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds fun. But then I actually remember, like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want kids, so I'll just live through y'all having kids. Literally,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, my mom was annoying the fuck out of

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<v Speaker 1>me in Miami. She like every time kids got brought up,

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, when you have kids, and I was like, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally one point I had to be like, back up, back.

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<v Speaker 2>Back the fuck up. I want kids so fucking bad, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>I have like maternal instincts now. It's fucking scary. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I was literally watching Luna play and we were just

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<v Speaker 2>like hanging out, and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I would literally die for this child. Like unironically I

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<v Speaker 2>would die for Luna, but it's also because I want

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<v Speaker 2>to die. Actually, I'm good now. I'm like on a

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<v Speaker 2>good one right now, like, don't fuck it up, like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm manifesting good vibes.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, dude, someone made an edit of you, so that

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<v Speaker 3>will help which one with your good vibes to like

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<v Speaker 3>increase them?

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch, I know exactly which one it is, the one

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<v Speaker 2>of me. Fucking can someone that one's fucked up. Y'all

0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:02.480
<v Speaker 2>are toxic on Ironically, I love the mods. Banned them,

0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:06.120
<v Speaker 2>banned them from the chat mods, ban that girl from

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast.

0:24:07.520 --> 0:24:09.720
<v Speaker 1>I might even we started doing that when someone made

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<v Speaker 1>them turn out low key ears, we were like, fine them.

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<v Speaker 2>Find them, behead them, behead.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that audio that's like, girl?

0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I was watching Game of fucking Thrones and it's Sircey

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Lanister saying it, and when it came on, I was like, wait,

0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:25.400
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, this is the audio. I'm rewatching Game

0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:25.760
<v Speaker 2>of Thrones.

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<v Speaker 4>Die.

0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:28.320
<v Speaker 2>I watched House of Dragons. The last fucking episode pissed

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<v Speaker 2>me off, like the last fucking season of Game of Thrones, like,

0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:32.840
<v Speaker 2>don't fucking play with me, fuck them, fuck the show riders,

0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 2>fuck them for losing budget, Like I literally hope you'll

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<v Speaker 2>die because y'all built this fucking whole show up to

0:24:38.920 --> 0:24:41.760
<v Speaker 2>the last episode. You took two episodes away from us. No,

0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.280
<v Speaker 2>this is serious, this is real. People are agreeing with me, like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm baby, No, this season sucked.

0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Presidential campaign. It was good, like the first four episodes

0:24:48.880 --> 0:24:49.680
<v Speaker 2>were like good.

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<v Speaker 3>But first we're all right, but I alright, yeah, it

0:24:52.720 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 3>costs eighty million dollars to make that show and it's

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<v Speaker 3>just crackers talking. It's so nuts it it doesn't have

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<v Speaker 3>to cost eighty annoying.

0:25:00.480 --> 0:25:03.119
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, y'all built this entire season up to

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<v Speaker 2>not have one fucking battle scene, like girl, Like uh

0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:07.200
<v Speaker 2>uh uh, y'all.

0:25:06.960 --> 0:25:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Are never gonna get me to watch that funky fucking show. Like,

0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:12.280
<v Speaker 1>fuck that show like you should.

0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:14.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna no Game of Thrones.

0:25:14.400 --> 0:25:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna.

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:16.760
<v Speaker 2>You said that about Sex and the City and you

0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:18.280
<v Speaker 2>loved it. Same with Sopranos.

0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sex and the City, it's about girls having fun,

0:25:20.920 --> 0:25:24.840
<v Speaker 1>being crazy cookie Sopranos, it's about dysfunctional family being crazy,

0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:29.400
<v Speaker 1>funny cooky breaking bad crazy family awful dad. Uh yeah,

0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching that Game of Thrones Dragons, bitch, don't play

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<v Speaker 1>with me. That's got nothing.

0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like fucking like Targarian bloodlines, like incests, like boobs

0:25:40.000 --> 0:25:40.280
<v Speaker 2>and shit.

0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:41.160
<v Speaker 3>It's honestly good.

0:25:41.440 --> 0:25:44.960
<v Speaker 1>So it sounds like it sounds like it's being made

0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:48.960
<v Speaker 1>for a very specific because incests and stuff. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>a very.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah me and you don't.

0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:53.000
<v Speaker 1>We don't have to bring that back up.

0:25:55.720 --> 0:26:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Girl. Also, apparently, cousins, it doesn't. Apparently we're fucking someone.

0:26:02.560 --> 0:26:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I prank called someone at three a m.

0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:07.400
<v Speaker 1>You're so annoying.

0:26:07.600 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 2>I can't get on. TikTok? Do you have it? What

0:26:12.520 --> 0:26:17.120
<v Speaker 2>you call me? I called you a little bastard?

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Why?

0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:19.120
<v Speaker 5>True?

0:26:20.920 --> 0:26:24.399
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, y'all, that's right. I said, what are you gonna.

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<v Speaker 6>Do about it?

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:25.040
<v Speaker 5>Punk?

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Gag? You can't say those things, dummy, Drew, you can't

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:40.440
<v Speaker 2>say those things. Where's Nya at girl? Fuck her?

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:42.280
<v Speaker 1>You guys think hard about it?

0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:43.920
<v Speaker 4>Say whatever I want?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do?

0:26:45.840 --> 0:26:46.080
<v Speaker 5>Drew?

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<v Speaker 2>Period?

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<v Speaker 1>Taking me up? Bro?

0:26:59.280 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 2>That's right?

0:26:59.880 --> 0:27:05.600
<v Speaker 3>I yeah?

0:27:05.720 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever said punk?

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Very scary?

0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:18.720
<v Speaker 1>What's crazy? This is how we talked to eacho now.

0:27:19.160 --> 0:27:21.760
<v Speaker 2>Like this is when we're beefing. What we sound like

0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 2>like when we're like silent in each other's cars. This

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 2>is like the conversation like punk punk. Yeah.

0:27:29.119 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 1>The edits, The edits this week have been good because

0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:32.240
<v Speaker 1>there's also this one.

0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:34.119
<v Speaker 3>You saw this one?

0:27:35.240 --> 0:27:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I missed Josiah so much.

0:27:37.080 --> 0:27:37.920
<v Speaker 2>He's coming over.

0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 1>It's been a month. It's been a month.

0:27:41.200 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Eh, it's been more.

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:44.640
<v Speaker 1>Than a month for me because I I haven't seen

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:47.240
<v Speaker 1>him since before I started doing my world tour.

0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh. Also, he didn't come over and I stayed extra

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I stayed extra days to hang out with him and

0:27:54.160 --> 0:28:00.280
<v Speaker 2>Josh and fucking Josiah didn't come, which is heartbeinber so

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 2>many times I don't know who to fucking believe. And

0:28:02.320 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 2>then he didn't text me for like literally three weeks.

0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then he texted us in our group times

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:08.879
<v Speaker 1>said I miss you guys, and then we didn't reply

0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:09.680
<v Speaker 1>for like three days.

0:28:09.720 --> 0:28:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I don't play that shit. If you don't

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:12.880
<v Speaker 2>text me back, I'm not texting you back. I'm dead

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:15.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking So look at this shit. This is bullshit.

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm the worst text ever, so I can't this

0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:21.520
<v Speaker 1>is looky but.

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Our dogs, I know, but it's like both of us.

0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:27.160
<v Speaker 2>But because we reply to each other's texts in person,

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:28.600
<v Speaker 2>like that's what I realized.

0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:31.040
<v Speaker 1>We like see each other and then we're like, oh, also,

0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 1>like I only am a good texterer when I'm in

0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:36.159
<v Speaker 1>like a weirdly manic state, then I will text, I

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 1>will talk. Like when we were texting, I was like

0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:40.800
<v Speaker 1>fully on a crazy one. Me and him texted for

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:43.480
<v Speaker 1>like six hours yesterday. It's literally because I was manic

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:46.840
<v Speaker 1>because I have been so anxious talking to the psychiatrist

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:49.720
<v Speaker 1>this week about it. Don't fret, but I have been

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 1>so anxious the past like six months and it's only

0:28:52.720 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 1>getting worse and worse and worse. And yesterday I like,

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<v Speaker 1>I always have this feeling like I'm always thinking about

0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:00.960
<v Speaker 1>my death and when I'm to die, and like that's

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 1>all that like occupies my mind. But specifically when I'm

0:29:03.920 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 1>taking off on flights, it's like.

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 2>All like no, no, no, I'm genuinely trying to help you

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:09.440
<v Speaker 2>because it's like opened up.

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, you lying.

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:16.880
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy, yes, but all I can think about when

0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I take off on planes is like my life being over.

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 1>But then yesterday I was thinking about it, and I

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:25.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, I wonder, like I know people are scared

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:27.880
<v Speaker 1>of dying, like godoy, but I was trying to get

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:31.400
<v Speaker 1>down to the bottom of why dying. Okay, but.

0:29:33.480 --> 0:29:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Wait, that's my catch rising.

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 1>But donk a doin?

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 2>When I say like a zinger like oh, pull Volter's penis,

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:43.320
<v Speaker 2>but donk a doing bitch. No one commented on my

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 2>fucking Gouda pop spread, but doink a doin?

0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Eh couldn't be back home if we didn't have issues.

0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 2>Unless Kai didn't fuck up his goddamn job.

0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:54.640
<v Speaker 3>I didn't fuck it up. I didn't fuck it up.

0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 3>That actually, again was something that happened and it was

0:29:57.320 --> 0:29:57.960
<v Speaker 3>not my fault.

0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Ironically, wasn't his fault. It was not his fault.

0:30:02.200 --> 0:30:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Um.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. Also, by the way, just to like paint the

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:07.160
<v Speaker 3>picture for what it's like to be in this room

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:10.720
<v Speaker 3>for listeners, it's one hundred and twenty degrees.

0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 1>No, it's actually it is actually eighty three degrees in here,

0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>like un ironically, it is so hot my back is

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 1>sticking to this chair. I am dripping sweat.

0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I have to hear drewnanya over the sound

0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:27.400
<v Speaker 3>of the gas leaking from.

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:30.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have a constant, consistent pro pane natural gas

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:32.960
<v Speaker 2>leak coming out of our stove. I mean, but this

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 2>is what it's really all about. It's all about, no, y'all. Unironically,

0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I've been fucking putting a lot of perspective into my thoughts,

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:50.240
<v Speaker 2>like it, really, perspective is literally key. Whoa perspective is key.

0:30:50.360 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Perspective is a key. Key. Perspective is key to unlocking

0:30:55.520 --> 0:31:01.800
<v Speaker 2>your true potential. Yeah, of gratitude and peacefulness, happiness.

0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 1>My dad would like the same Facebook content because something

0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>he should you saying that reminded me of like he

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 1>is obsessed with this guy who goes up to people

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 1>in public and acts like he's about to say something profound,

0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 1>and every time the people were like oh and like

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:17.440
<v Speaker 1>walk away from him. But one of the videos he

0:31:17.480 --> 0:31:19.960
<v Speaker 1>showed me was like it was this like Spanish creator

0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, he goes up to these guys

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:27.240
<v Speaker 1>and he's like the key to opening doors in your life.

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:29.840
<v Speaker 1>It only takes two words. And they both stopped and

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 1>they were listening. He was like push and pull, and

0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:35.000
<v Speaker 1>both of them went and like walked away from him.

0:31:35.000 --> 0:31:37.320
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I could see you ending up doing that,

0:31:37.400 --> 0:31:38.960
<v Speaker 1>like going up to people and saying that's.

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Kind of well. I did something specifically for my friends

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 2>and my friends only, and I worked on it for

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:58.120
<v Speaker 2>literally hours and hours and hours, and I got paid

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 2>dust in the fucking group check.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about the songs?

0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:04.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about the song covers and I'm just gonna

0:32:04.120 --> 0:32:04.640
<v Speaker 2>play a few.

0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, to be fair, I was at a very sweet

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:11.040
<v Speaker 1>dinner with my dad and sister, so I wasn't on

0:32:11.080 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 1>my phone.

0:32:11.640 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I recorded a ten song long cover album over

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 2>the span from nine PM or no. It was eleven

0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:30.480
<v Speaker 2>pm to one am. So how long is that? Three hours?

0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Two hours? I do, but just to give y'all a

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 2>little taste of what I was cooking up. Hold on

0:32:37.360 --> 0:32:39.719
<v Speaker 2>which one should I do? I'll just do with like

0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:41.920
<v Speaker 2>with this vibrations.

0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:46.280
<v Speaker 3>I love everybody. I love everything.

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Life is all about perspective.

0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 3>Let's have a little sperfective together. Thanks to you.

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Ready, one one three from Let's Go?

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<v Speaker 4>If you if you could sane, Jon't let it burn,

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 4>Jon't let it.

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Drum? How are you reading? How are you reading the

0:33:14.400 --> 0:33:27.640
<v Speaker 1>lyrics and you're still fumbling over them?

0:33:27.800 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 4>If you dance up Dan and if you don't know,

0:33:34.880 --> 0:33:36.040
<v Speaker 4>dance away?

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I love This is the best one, this one. I

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:44.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, like this is so of the road.

0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 1>It is sweet. You picked songs. Everyone in the group chat,

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:49.520
<v Speaker 1>all of us have memories.

0:33:49.200 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 2>With this one is so good and like bitch, I

0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 2>was like when I was sending these in, I was like,

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 2>oh my God, Like, imagine I die, and like this

0:33:58.320 --> 0:33:59.400
<v Speaker 2>is what I leave behind.

0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Like they're gon, we're gonna play at your funeral your playlist?

0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like this is magical. Okay, hell no, there's a

0:34:09.640 --> 0:34:27.360
<v Speaker 2>world where I can't go and guys, let me know

0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:28.760
<v Speaker 2>if I should release these on YouTube.

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:33.239
<v Speaker 1>I would love a like random throwaway YouTube account with

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:35.439
<v Speaker 1>all your covers. Can we do that? Can we make

0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:37.960
<v Speaker 1>an account where I start putting on Like, yeah, we're

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna make a random account and just start putting it

0:34:40.480 --> 0:34:43.800
<v Speaker 1>in a ship. We should make music with Josie tonight.

0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:45.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:46.399
<v Speaker 1>I have a lot to say.

0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Literally, we have a lot to speak.

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, I didn't finish my anxiety thing. Basically I'm crazy.

0:34:52.719 --> 0:35:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this one's the worst one, y'all.

0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:04.120
<v Speaker 3>Take a big.

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 2>This was like literally making me crying when I'm singing.

0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:08.879
<v Speaker 2>I love this song.

0:35:12.520 --> 0:35:15.360
<v Speaker 3>Goody singing songs.

0:35:16.360 --> 0:35:19.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you know that I don't know that song? I

0:35:19.120 --> 0:35:21.360
<v Speaker 2>show it to you real quick. I can't find it.

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:23.160
<v Speaker 2>I'll show you after hurd dirty man.

0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:28.759
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say two things. One, I'm tired of

0:35:28.840 --> 0:35:33.280
<v Speaker 1>the Mount Everest shit. Cut it, it's not worth it. It's

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>you just want to be like out to drinks with

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:38.319
<v Speaker 1>your friends and being like, oh what did you do

0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 1>this past weekend? Oh my god, I just finished climbing

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Mount Everest, Like I'm so tired of doing shit just

0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:47.240
<v Speaker 1>to be annoying and brag about it, like you're so annoying.

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:50.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't care. Literally, I think if somebody told me,

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:52.400
<v Speaker 1>like if somebody in real life is like I climbed

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Mount Everest, I would not be impressed. I'd be like,

0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:59.680
<v Speaker 1>you were extremely bored. You must relocate and like find

0:35:59.800 --> 0:36:01.960
<v Speaker 1>a real purpose, because that is crazy.

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:04.480
<v Speaker 2>So it's not even deadly anymore. It's like girl, like

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 2>I could go out there and do it myself without

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:10.120
<v Speaker 2>any training, Like, bitch, try K two, Try smoking K two,

0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:13.919
<v Speaker 2>then then we'll have a real comment.

0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I remember when I first moved to

0:36:15.840 --> 0:36:18.480
<v Speaker 1>La and I was like, in my little Stoner.

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:20.879
<v Speaker 2>Era, K two is also a mountain that I think

0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:24.120
<v Speaker 2>is actually deadly. That might have been like such an advanced.

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Joke when you first said it, I thought you were

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:28.359
<v Speaker 1>really talking about an actual mountain. But when I first

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:31.479
<v Speaker 1>moved to La, I was so fearful because I wasn't

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:33.200
<v Speaker 1>of age yet, so I had to buy like my

0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:38.400
<v Speaker 1>weed illegally, illegally legally, and I for some reason, I

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:40.880
<v Speaker 1>never had this fear in Miami, but here I was

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:43.839
<v Speaker 1>convinced somebody was gonna sell me K two. So I

0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:46.799
<v Speaker 1>didn't smoke for like three years because I was convinced

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:49.880
<v Speaker 1>that I was going to accidentally buy K two, and

0:36:49.920 --> 0:36:51.799
<v Speaker 1>I would look up videos of people on K two

0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:52.719
<v Speaker 1>and I would freak.

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:55.120
<v Speaker 2>Me on I jumping out the window. I can't where

0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:57.520
<v Speaker 2>it's like the camera and it's the couch and the

0:36:57.520 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 2>windows behind and they jump out of the fucking wind

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:01.920
<v Speaker 2>like that shool.

0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Also the kid who was like I paralyzed, I paralyzed.

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:07.879
<v Speaker 2>I was just paralyzed, Like he was just greening out.

0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 2>I think, like I think it was just bitch made,

0:37:10.120 --> 0:37:11.920
<v Speaker 2>like you couldn't handle the thing is.

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:14.239
<v Speaker 1>My All of my greenouts for the most part, other

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:17.440
<v Speaker 1>than my one really bad greenout with my brother and everybody,

0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:19.440
<v Speaker 1>like no, even the one I had with you that

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:21.560
<v Speaker 1>was mild for me, like because I was like we

0:37:21.560 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 1>were around a bunch of people and I got up

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:25.920
<v Speaker 1>and I removed myself and then you followed me and

0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:29.839
<v Speaker 1>I told you what was happening to me. But other

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:32.880
<v Speaker 1>than that, like all of them have been relatively silent

0:37:32.960 --> 0:37:36.600
<v Speaker 1>for me, Like my greenouts posts that have been isolated

0:37:36.640 --> 0:37:39.120
<v Speaker 1>to like one person being around me, because even in

0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 1>a greenout, I've been so shameful of the fact that

0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm greening out. But yeah, I.

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:48.839
<v Speaker 2>Don't think you've ever seen any green out, have you no?

0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Because you just disappear into your room.

0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just like crying myself this sleep.

0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:54.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you go to your room and you forget. I've

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:56.960
<v Speaker 1>seen you have like a pank attack, like I've seen

0:37:57.000 --> 0:37:58.960
<v Speaker 1>you have panic attacks, but not like weed in Deuce.

0:37:59.000 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I've just seen you have panic attack.

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Just literally I've had to rub your belly. What was

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:03.880
<v Speaker 2>it about?

0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:06.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. I remember it was in your room

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:09.799
<v Speaker 1>and you texted me something because people were over, and

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 1>you went to the room and you were like, I'm

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:13.279
<v Speaker 1>literally having a panic attack, and then I had to

0:38:13.320 --> 0:38:15.319
<v Speaker 1>go and sit in bed with you and like rub

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:16.719
<v Speaker 1>your fuck.

0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember what it was about. I think it

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:23.439
<v Speaker 2>was about Sam. Yeah, she rubbed me off the back

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 2>of my penis. Hello, Kin knows the back of my

0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:28.880
<v Speaker 2>penis like the palm of his hand.

0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay.

0:38:31.200 --> 0:38:33.319
<v Speaker 1>Well, the other thing I don't understand is why the

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:36.720
<v Speaker 1>fuck did they give us those big ass sharpeners in class,

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:39.719
<v Speaker 1>like the ones that made the post. Ever, Like I

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:41.919
<v Speaker 1>was watching a video that those sharpeners have been around

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:45.440
<v Speaker 1>since like eighteen twenty seven. But when we were in

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:48.040
<v Speaker 1>cool there was already the normal ones, like we didn't

0:38:48.080 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>have to do that, Like the fucking yee old like

0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 1>y'all don't know what it's like to churn your pencil.

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 2>Like literally, we'll ever know.

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:55.759
<v Speaker 1>Half the people listening to this. I don't even think

0:38:55.800 --> 0:38:58.760
<v Speaker 1>it's odd to experience getting up in the middle of class.

0:38:58.800 --> 0:39:00.840
<v Speaker 1>And you were either one of two types of kids.

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:03.920
<v Speaker 1>You either were extremely embarrassed to go and sharpen your pencil,

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:05.800
<v Speaker 1>or you were like me and you were an attention

0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:08.719
<v Speaker 1>whore from a very young age and you lived for

0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 1>the moment. You would break your pencils on purpose, so

0:39:11.120 --> 0:39:13.720
<v Speaker 1>you had a reason to go and sharpen that fucking pencil.

0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 2>So everybody at your like wardrobe, what is it your uniform? Yeah,

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:20.840
<v Speaker 2>everybody had to wear, but you got to accessorize it

0:39:20.840 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 2>with a coat that no one gets to talk about.

0:39:27.960 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 1>You got to accessorize it with a coat.

0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 2>It's like, well, going back to house the dragon. I

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:38.239
<v Speaker 2>promise it's worth it. Kai, since you watched do you

0:39:38.280 --> 0:39:38.920
<v Speaker 2>know varies?

0:39:39.600 --> 0:39:41.799
<v Speaker 3>I only watched half of the last episode.

0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:45.799
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but the varies the dude with the cane all

0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:50.759
<v Speaker 2>the way around. Someone fucking emailed me and said that

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:57.760
<v Speaker 2>we are uncanny, the verbiage uncanny that we look like twins. Bitch,

0:39:58.200 --> 0:39:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh my fucking god.

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:03.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it looks like Wait, it's crazy who

0:40:03.160 --> 0:40:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Drew gets compared to. Every now and then when people

0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 1>realize the size of my forehead, I get called Lily

0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:08.799
<v Speaker 1>Rose dead.

0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 2>No, they're toxic, like that does not look and they

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:16.800
<v Speaker 2>sent this fucking screenshot.

0:40:17.680 --> 0:40:19.520
<v Speaker 1>No, Oh, that's fucked up.

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:20.640
<v Speaker 2>It's toxic.

0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:23.759
<v Speaker 1>Also, like it's fucked up for us to look at

0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 1>a picture of another human being and be like, that's

0:40:26.239 --> 0:40:29.280
<v Speaker 1>fun that you look like that. That's literally my favorite

0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:31.480
<v Speaker 1>thing is like when you really think about how the

0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:33.440
<v Speaker 1>people you know look in your dreams and they kind

0:40:33.440 --> 0:40:35.439
<v Speaker 1>of don't look like that, Like, does that make sense?

0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:37.239
<v Speaker 1>Like that's if my brain was trying to remember how

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:38.320
<v Speaker 1>you looked like in my dream.

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:41.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, literally, I think it's.

0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it gets that does not look like you.

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Literally sick like bitch, fuck y'all.

0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Also, I think this week I'm gonna go and buy

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of bars of soap and start making the

0:40:56.080 --> 0:41:00.680
<v Speaker 1>soup the zap the soap crunching contact with the phone,

0:41:00.680 --> 0:41:02.560
<v Speaker 1>because I really want to do that. But I was

0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 1>watching this video of this girl put a bunch of

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:08.600
<v Speaker 1>soaps into like like pond like amount of water in

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:10.640
<v Speaker 1>her sink and letting it sit there and then playing

0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:13.000
<v Speaker 1>with it. I was like, this is pushing it. Like

0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:16.279
<v Speaker 1>first of all, all of the soaps looked used, like

0:41:16.360 --> 0:41:18.040
<v Speaker 1>none of them were brand new. All of them looked

0:41:18.160 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 1>used to the same thinness, And I was like, is

0:41:21.160 --> 0:41:22.880
<v Speaker 1>there a world where she's really just sitting in her

0:41:22.960 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 1>kitchen and washing her hands for like thirty minutes to

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:27.479
<v Speaker 1>get all these soaps this thin? And then my other

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:30.640
<v Speaker 1>thought was I just gaffed all over myself because I

0:41:30.680 --> 0:41:34.160
<v Speaker 1>really want to crunch soap. Also, to clarify, I keep

0:41:34.160 --> 0:41:36.360
<v Speaker 1>saying gaff. I don't know why, but it's literally just

0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:38.160
<v Speaker 1>giving a fuck. So I gave a fuck all over there.

0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it just can't stop. I just can't stop gaffing.

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I just can't stop gaffing.

0:41:42.280 --> 0:41:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's because I kept texting people like I

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:47.360
<v Speaker 1>don't like I don't give a fuck, like ID gaff

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, I need to stop saying

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck, because at the end of

0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:55.160
<v Speaker 1>the day, I gaff like and I gaff hard. Is

0:41:55.200 --> 0:41:56.200
<v Speaker 1>gaffing a real word?

0:41:56.800 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I remember that, like, well that hold the mykes, they're gaffers,

0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:07.040
<v Speaker 2>and then gaffing to gaff is like a.

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Wait, but gaff is an actual verb. I forget that.

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.719
<v Speaker 1>The English language is like, actually very broad, and I

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:14.000
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't just be saying things because gaffing actually means the

0:42:14.000 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 1>whales are gaffed, speared, or knife to death.

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:22.920
<v Speaker 2>So it's like stabbing people. I stabbing people are stabbing

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:29.960
<v Speaker 2>today stabbing and said, hey, well I went into Brandy

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Melville and none of the clothes fit you. I literally, bitch,

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:38.240
<v Speaker 2>you fucked up my joke because all of the clothes

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:40.959
<v Speaker 2>literally slipped off my body, like they were so big

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:42.400
<v Speaker 2>on me, even the smallest size.

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:45.360
<v Speaker 1>Actually, I took my teenage sister to Brandy Melville and

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>she Verbatim goes, all of these clothes are too big,

0:42:48.600 --> 0:42:54.960
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, wow, okay, be nice.

0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 2>What is it?

0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:58.400
<v Speaker 1>You know what my workout routine has been, because I

0:42:58.400 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 1>feel like now that people know I'm not on those

0:43:00.000 --> 0:43:01.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm big, They're gonna be like, oh, what are you doing?

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:04.840
<v Speaker 1>I've just been doing those white lady classes, exercise.

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Classes, exercise with the drumsticks.

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:11.120
<v Speaker 1>Did they do everything but fucking work out did I

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:11.879
<v Speaker 1>found a new one?

0:43:12.760 --> 0:43:16.279
<v Speaker 2>They like call it like ten tin reps of hip

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:27.520
<v Speaker 2>hip hoorayship hooray what what.

0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:43:31.400 --> 0:43:44.920
<v Speaker 2>The song looks maxing and pheromone maxing? Why why do

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:48.960
<v Speaker 2>we pit two people against each other where both God's

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:50.480
<v Speaker 2>precious creature is maxing?

0:43:50.480 --> 0:44:01.800
<v Speaker 6>Anyways, Okay, you drew the sound.

0:44:02.360 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 1>I fear I have nothing else to say.

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:05.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh I got so, I got some shit to say.

0:44:05.880 --> 0:44:06.799
<v Speaker 2>I got some shit to say, and.

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I really have to poop. I can't lie.

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I so typically when I come back to Texas,

0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:15.480
<v Speaker 2>right before I come back, I just shave my beard

0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:17.920
<v Speaker 2>off because I'm like, it's disgusting. I want it off

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:22.040
<v Speaker 2>my face. But I was like freaking the fuck out

0:44:22.080 --> 0:44:24.320
<v Speaker 2>one night, and I was like, I don't know why

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:25.759
<v Speaker 2>I did this to myself, but I was like, I

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:27.719
<v Speaker 2>want to see what would happen if I dyed my

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:31.479
<v Speaker 2>beard darker, like I wanted to see it. I did it, bitch.

0:44:31.520 --> 0:44:34.840
<v Speaker 2>I died the entire bottom half of my face fucking brown.

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:37.120
<v Speaker 2>So I can't shave my goddamn beard till it comes out.

0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:38.520
<v Speaker 2>But I think it's mostly now.

0:44:39.200 --> 0:44:39.279
<v Speaker 3>Bro.

0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:41.240
<v Speaker 2>I recorded the whole thing because I think.

0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:43.520
<v Speaker 1>That's what people low key do is Like it's like

0:44:43.600 --> 0:44:46.080
<v Speaker 1>guys with thinning beards will do that so that their

0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 1>beard looks more full.

0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I recorded, yeah wimming on.

0:44:49.360 --> 0:44:59.879
<v Speaker 1>The first day. Oh Drew, you gave yourself a line.

0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:02.440
<v Speaker 2>I know, a bitch. I literally had like a proper

0:45:02.480 --> 0:45:07.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking line. This was I think, like pre washed, but

0:45:08.000 --> 0:45:11.520
<v Speaker 2>like it's pretty much that. No, it doesn't look like

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:14.520
<v Speaker 2>that anymore. No, No, not not close. I like I

0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:20.640
<v Speaker 2>made like a concoction of like olive oil and iicipprople

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:25.200
<v Speaker 2>alcohol and I grabbed like my mom's like grainy fucking exfoliator.

0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:27.840
<v Speaker 2>I completely damaged my skin barrier on this half of

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:31.000
<v Speaker 2>my face. It's ruined for months, if not years. But

0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:33.400
<v Speaker 2>I just scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed until it like

0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:35.919
<v Speaker 2>came out of the closet.

0:45:36.480 --> 0:45:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Well. I was talking to my dad because for some reason,

0:45:38.560 --> 0:45:40.120
<v Speaker 1>I had this idea that my dad was somebody who

0:45:40.200 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 1>never got high, and he spent his twenties high as fuck,

0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:44.359
<v Speaker 1>like when he first moved to the US.

0:45:44.440 --> 0:45:45.799
<v Speaker 2>We both have their dads.

0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:49.600
<v Speaker 1>He said he would go to concerts and he was

0:45:49.640 --> 0:45:51.440
<v Speaker 1>like the kind of person that if somebody handed him

0:45:51.440 --> 0:45:53.479
<v Speaker 1>a blunt, he would just fucking smoke it. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>give me so literally, he was literally he was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how he was so high one time that he

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<v Speaker 1>had to like crawl up to his because he was

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<v Speaker 1>scared of falling down the stairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Been there except I took I took Traza doone and

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<v Speaker 2>lunesta and fainted ten times. Drew Syup, It's drew sy Up.

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:23.640
<v Speaker 2>It's drew si up corn corner. Drew Syup, It's drew

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<v Speaker 2>sy Up. It just sounds like, bitch, if you need

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<v Speaker 2>three to four edibles to get high, stop wasting your money.

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<v Speaker 2>You're ready for cocaine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitches, be like, I'm a scorpio bitch. I don't give

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck if you got scoliosis. Lick my balls. Okay,

0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:55.640
<v Speaker 2>whooping kids nowadays don't work. You gotta pepper spray those

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<v Speaker 2>little motherfuckers.

0:46:58.840 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 1>It's literally, I feel my siblings.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard their government was put in chips inside of people.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope I get hot cheetos.

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<v Speaker 4>Ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't let a man who drinks Boba t raise his

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<v Speaker 2>voice at you. You talk to him, woman to woman.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good, dude. This Mike has been like slowly descending

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<v Speaker 1>into hell, this whole.

0:47:26.960 --> 0:47:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Episode hanging out with Oriyan and Ninya is like going

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<v Speaker 2>to therapy where no one gets better.

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:36.680
<v Speaker 1>No Orian and me genuinely, I mean she posted it

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:38.880
<v Speaker 1>tik talk ones because all we do is go like

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<v Speaker 1>exactly in our tax and we've done that before. That

0:47:41.719 --> 0:47:43.680
<v Speaker 1>was a meme, and that's always say to each other.

0:47:43.719 --> 0:47:46.520
<v Speaker 1>We're always saying exactly, no, exactly.

0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Whoever made those foot long subway cookie muck bangs with

0:47:51.560 --> 0:47:54.439
<v Speaker 2>the bowl of ice milk, neither pussy eight for thirty

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<v Speaker 2>two hours straight.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be painful.

0:48:00.800 --> 0:48:05.239
<v Speaker 2>Also, I just need to shout out Preston been carrying.

0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Preston sends me like at least eight a week, and

0:48:09.560 --> 0:48:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I use at least one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>So that makes me so happy because I would like

0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:15.480
<v Speaker 1>to assume that that person just sits in their bed

0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 1>high as fucking screenshots shit knowing that they're gonna send it.

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:20.839
<v Speaker 2>I think that's literally the fucking vibe. And I don't

0:48:20.880 --> 0:48:24.960
<v Speaker 2>know if it's Preston, the TikTok user that also sends

0:48:24.960 --> 0:48:28.920
<v Speaker 2>me emails for Drew Syep, I don't know. Also Emily

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<v Speaker 2>Folmer sent one, but I'll do one freaking more. Lick

0:48:37.719 --> 0:48:39.719
<v Speaker 2>her c section scar and say I love you, my

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<v Speaker 2>little zip lock baggy. That's kind of gnarly.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh No, nothing will ever be more gnarly than the cemetery.

0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:59.800
<v Speaker 2>The haunted pussy bitches with sdds calling themselves a snack. Okay,

0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:05.239
<v Speaker 2>seven million pounds of borehead meat that was recalled for lysteria.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I actually have been so scared of lasteria.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, food poisoning. Shout out Ashton. And those were my

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<v Speaker 2>uh gay little syops for this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is my media of the week. I rewatched

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<v Speaker 1>Portrait of a Lady on Fire, whatever man, and I'm

0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:33.160
<v Speaker 1>still listening to tin Man by America, And honestly, the

0:49:33.200 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 1>only song I want to shout out is Can't Do

0:49:35.040 --> 0:49:38.160
<v Speaker 1>a Thing by Chris Isaac Oh. And actually I've been

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<v Speaker 1>listening to so much Chapel Roone, like it's actually diabolical.

0:49:42.480 --> 0:49:45.319
<v Speaker 1>And now Chapel Roone reminds me of my sister and

0:49:45.360 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 1>my dad because in Miami, every time we got in

0:49:47.640 --> 0:49:50.360
<v Speaker 1>the car, I would just play it, and my dad

0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:53.640
<v Speaker 1>likes chapel He was like, he was like, this is good.

0:49:53.680 --> 0:49:55.960
<v Speaker 1>He was like, this reminds me when music was so fun.

0:49:57.160 --> 0:49:58.720
<v Speaker 1>And then my dad was just talking to me about

0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:00.960
<v Speaker 1>like all the music he really liked, and it was

0:50:01.000 --> 0:50:02.759
<v Speaker 1>really sweet because I was like, damn, I wonder if like,

0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:05.440
<v Speaker 1>because I know there are some people who actually don't

0:50:05.480 --> 0:50:08.439
<v Speaker 1>like give a fuck at all about music, Like there

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:10.080
<v Speaker 1>are people like that in the world who I think

0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:13.400
<v Speaker 1>are the killers. But I've convinced myself that it is

0:50:13.480 --> 0:50:15.680
<v Speaker 1>genetic to like the same music as your parents, because

0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:17.520
<v Speaker 1>all the music my dad grew up listening to his

0:50:17.520 --> 0:50:20.279
<v Speaker 1>the music I love. But also but he didn't play

0:50:20.280 --> 0:50:21.399
<v Speaker 1>it when I was growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>But whatever, this is my media.

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<v Speaker 4>You're ready, people, I know places I go make me

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:44.160
<v Speaker 4>feel tongue tied. I can see how people look down

0:50:45.160 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 4>there on the inside where the story.

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<v Speaker 2>And then this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Driving on.

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:07.880
<v Speaker 1>You could be a shadow. Okay, we should just be

0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:10.839
<v Speaker 1>do these with leaving the backtracking vocals and see if

0:51:10.840 --> 0:51:11.880
<v Speaker 1>we can make them sound.

0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Rarely make them sound driving. But what people don't realize

0:51:24.360 --> 0:51:34.200
<v Speaker 2>is at the end of every song, hold on, wait

0:51:34.239 --> 0:51:50.840
<v Speaker 2>what is this fuck? Oh I'm so bad? Wait, this

0:51:50.920 --> 0:51:51.359
<v Speaker 2>is a good part.

0:51:51.400 --> 0:51:52.120
<v Speaker 3>This is a good part.

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<v Speaker 1>More than a friend to me everywhere. That's a good media.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, Yeah, I feel like that's pretty advance, like it's

0:52:18.360 --> 0:52:21.520
<v Speaker 2>there's songs I like, and unfortunately I was singing.

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<v Speaker 1>Them all right. Well, thank you guys so much for watching,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for sticking with us through this funky transition.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the fucking kitchen, baby, some of y'all got

0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:36.759
<v Speaker 2>what you fucking wanted. Bitch I saw, we need to

0:52:36.760 --> 0:52:38.600
<v Speaker 2>get them back in the fucking kitchen. I saw that,

0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:40.880
<v Speaker 2>bitch y'all said, y'all didn't even like the set in

0:52:40.920 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 2>the first I bake as fun, but look we're back.

0:52:43.560 --> 0:52:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Design that sack it down like.

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<v Speaker 2>Wee chill chill, cho choo chill. But yeah, thanks for

0:52:51.080 --> 0:52:53.759
<v Speaker 2>sticking by us. Peace and love and unity and respect.

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<v Speaker 2>You're amazed. Balls sh