Speaker 1: Princess, look out the window and welcome to Sinophia. Oh
Speaker 1: we were touching stuff like it's like sad Okay, I
Speaker 1: know it's been ninety nine degrees in the house, but
Speaker 1: I don't know why you thought that glue would have
Speaker 1: like pre liquefied and gotten that backup on the wall.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we are so back. We are so
Speaker 2: back in a big way.
Speaker 1: Was also welcome back to emergency in her calm. I
Speaker 1: was saying to Drew, what this feels like is like
Speaker 1: that fucking edit, like the sound on TikTok that everybody
Speaker 1: uses when they get a shitty hotel room. It's like, welcome,
Speaker 1: Princess of Genovia. And then they opened the current. It's
Speaker 1: like the shittiest room you could get. That is what
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: No, girl, what was her fucking nicky Blonski giving a
Speaker 2: room to her hotel like comic Con or TV? Everybody
Speaker 2: needs everybody needs a TV this big in there?
Speaker 1: No, I think, what's even worse, and she goes, no
Speaker 1: one needs a TV.
Speaker 2: This she's so real, and then opening the blinds to
Speaker 2: the fucking parking lot.
Speaker 1: And literally the parking lot, and then can.
Speaker 2: Like garbage cans Yeah, we're so back, y'all happy to
Speaker 2: be back here, back in the Actually, the real sea
Speaker 2: is God clocked your fucking sea because women belong in
Speaker 2: the kitchen, and he put your ass right back into
Speaker 2: the fucking kitchen, right back in the fucking kitchen. Let's
Speaker 2: have that.
Speaker 1: It is so insane to be sexist like that. But
Speaker 1: start the sentence with the realty is glow. God clocked
Speaker 1: your tea, Like that's crazy. Uh er. Also, if you're wondering,
Speaker 1: oh my god, where is the chair, the chair hasn't
Speaker 1: made it home. Yeah, yeah, not literally landed back in
Speaker 1: La last night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not because we don't have custody over her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she'll be back soon. She'll be back soon, but I
Speaker 2: just didn't have time to go pick her up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we literally landed back last night and we're already
Speaker 1: back to it. Guys, we are just hard working girls.
Speaker 2: Am I a bad parent?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You're like the worst kind of parent.
Speaker 2: Like just like I just I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: feel bad that I left her there for three weeks,
Speaker 2: four weeks.
Speaker 1: I mean, you are an awful parent. She'll like, And
Speaker 1: the thing is you think, like, how old is she now?
Speaker 2: Like five? Years old.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the worst. Oh my god, four six,
Speaker 1: she's gonna have crazy a bands.
Speaker 2: He's actually a toddler though, like when you think about it,
Speaker 2: like it was living in She's aging awfully.
Speaker 1: Those white jeans are.
Speaker 2: Catching up boiled milk, aging like a milk. Yeah. Fuck.
Speaker 1: Why don't we say people age like cottage cheese.
Speaker 2: I think people do.
Speaker 1: Cottage cheese, but cottage cheese is so yummy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I feel like I give cottage cheese.
Speaker 1: Guys. All I ate in Miami was tuna, so which
Speaker 1: I can smell it.
Speaker 2: I can smell it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yesterday I felt so bad. On the
Speaker 1: plane ride back. I was sitting next to some nineteen
Speaker 1: year old who definitely has way too good of a
Speaker 1: life for a nineteen year old, which also annoys me
Speaker 1: because I have a really bad issue where like, if
Speaker 1: I'm next to somebody who before the age of like
Speaker 1: twenty two, has a good life, it just makes me
Speaker 1: really mad for some reason.
Speaker 2: Like whatever, your hair is pretty today with the braids
Speaker 2: down their front, thank you.
Speaker 1: I've had to start doing this because my bangs are
Speaker 1: growing so slow that I'm like this close to cutting
Speaker 1: my bangs. Again, but I already know, like a lot
Speaker 1: of y'all are dealing with math addiction, I'm dealing with bangs.
Speaker 1: Nobody talks about those are as equally as hard.
Speaker 2: And I'm dealing with banging your mom addiction, and.
Speaker 1: I'm dealing with an ozom pic addition.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and hell no, the thing is pretty and slip.
Speaker 2: I said, inya's hell on xanax, which is also true,
Speaker 2: which but it's fentanol laced obviously.
Speaker 1: But I I was making like eighteen jokes about addiction
Speaker 1: within the span of thirty seconds. Is fucking insane.
Speaker 2: But we're allowed to. We're allowed to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm actively addicted. I'm addicted to I. Well,
Speaker 1: we need to do that for people who talk about
Speaker 1: their like getting getting clean story and needs to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to it I and then it can transition
Speaker 1: into like an Adrian.
Speaker 2: Link or soth oh oh, I'm addicted to it.
Speaker 1: I could be a good mother, try, but I'm really
Speaker 1: addicted to ozembit, guys, And it's not for the reasons
Speaker 1: you think. I'm addicted to it because it gives me
Speaker 1: a high, and nobody talks about that online, Like a
Speaker 1: lot of your favors are addicted to it because it
Speaker 1: makes me like literally high, like I'm a.
Speaker 2: Small Look on the fucking camera, I look tiny, Like
Speaker 2: do you see me?
Speaker 1: Kind of Somebody met me in person the other day
Speaker 1: and was like, oh, like I thought you were way taller,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, yeah. It's probably also because
Speaker 1: like when Drew's on that chair, you like think he's
Speaker 1: so tall, so I like look like tall, like if
Speaker 1: that makes sense, because you're seeing his full body, so
Speaker 1: in your head you probably, Oh, I'm just not seeing
Speaker 1: her full body, but you look so tight like.
Speaker 3: A little guy.
Speaker 2: I swear, go, I am five seven. I hit five
Speaker 2: seven last week. I'm not five four like high, I
Speaker 2: am five seven.
Speaker 1: Are you actually only five to seven?
Speaker 3: No, I'm five It's gonna be clear, I'm not five four.
Speaker 3: I am almost six foot. But we can talk about
Speaker 3: how I'm six to one you're not. So I'm almost
Speaker 3: six one. Five eleven five eleven is not that far
Speaker 3: off from six to one. If you think about the
Speaker 3: scale of the universe.
Speaker 2: It basically is it gives you really it's really we're
Speaker 2: basically six to two.
Speaker 3: Okay, five eleven six six one. That's two inches. If
Speaker 3: a bullet hit you almost hit you two inches away
Speaker 3: that you would be like, oh fuck, like I almost
Speaker 3: got it by a bullet, So why am I not
Speaker 3: almost six to one?
Speaker 2: Chomm please save me?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with like what's happening where like now I
Speaker 1: saw somebody being like Kamala hq, Kamala HQ, Like I
Speaker 1: am so obsessed with the usage of like right wing
Speaker 1: Republicans being fucking insane online and like normal people using
Speaker 1: it for the other.
Speaker 2: Side like iron so funny, Like the irony poisoned culture
Speaker 2: we live in is just so Like the sense of
Speaker 2: humor that fucking twink at Kamala HQ is using is
Speaker 2: so advanced and so confusing, and I eat it up
Speaker 2: every fucking time, and it's gonna do it for me.
Speaker 2: It's gonna do it for me.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck if they're using the like
Speaker 1: Internet schools on me. It works like that's why the
Speaker 1: Internet is there. Also, to be clear, I'm not on
Speaker 1: fucking ozepic, Like have y'all ever heard of gaffing about themselves?
Speaker 1: Like I gaff about myself? You have no gaffs for yourself?
Speaker 1: Like I mean, it's different.
Speaker 2: Should we do a fridge tour right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, we just got back and all that, and there's
Speaker 1: all them ratten cheese stop please.
Speaker 2: Stop, and ten pounds of wingstop ranch that is three
Speaker 2: months old, and the liddest bowl it's bulging from fermentation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait to get wings up tonight.
Speaker 1: I only had it for like one time the past
Speaker 1: three weeks. And I got it when I was in
Speaker 1: Miami and they gave me the wrong order and I
Speaker 1: didn't even throw a fuss about it because my family
Speaker 1: got to have it, and it's like, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the best night ever. It actually was such a cute night.
Speaker 1: We me and my two sibling.
Speaker 2: Was it a cute night?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm doing this thing. I'm practicing backing
Speaker 1: up on the like specific jokes I make.
Speaker 2: You really invite your tongue, and I did.
Speaker 1: A good job. But it was so cute. I've played.
Speaker 1: My siblings are finally at that teenage age where they're
Speaker 1: like back to being a little normal and like nice,
Speaker 1: like and.
Speaker 2: Not too too cool. They're still too cool.
Speaker 1: But yeah they're still too cool. But they still look
Speaker 1: at me and they're like, oh, I love my sister.
Speaker 1: But when your siblings, if you have like a large
Speaker 1: age gap between your siblings and you're not at this
Speaker 1: point yet, just brace yourself. Thirteen to fifteen, they become monsters,
Speaker 1: they become evil, dark sided, there's something in the water.
Speaker 1: And then it just really makes you think about who
Speaker 1: you were when you were that age, and it's really
Speaker 1: scary to think about. And it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you grace because like this is just
Speaker 1: what your brain is literally, like, might you might as
Speaker 1: well be doing meth right now with the way your
Speaker 1: brain is like developing and God bless that. But now
Speaker 1: my siblings are back to normal. And we played this
Speaker 1: game and it was cracking me up. It's this board
Speaker 1: game where it's like unsolved mysteries, and my little sister
Speaker 1: has played it before. I bought it for her once
Speaker 1: for her and her friend, and I wish I was
Speaker 1: recording her because she was cracking me up. She got
Speaker 1: this one about like aliens and space that we were
Speaker 1: doing because it's like a like unsolved crime and you
Speaker 1: have to like look through all this stuff, read all
Speaker 1: this shit, read way too much to fucking solve it.
Speaker 1: And at first I was impressed because I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I can't believe she picked this game. It's like a
Speaker 1: like a really like intellect like academic forward game topic.
Speaker 1: And she get being like, uh uh, this shit is
Speaker 1: way too hard. Last time, it was just these two
Speaker 1: girls went missing, and I knew who the fuck did
Speaker 1: it because it was easy as fuck. I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck about space. This shit is bonk, and we
Speaker 1: all just ended up cheating. We sat there for like
Speaker 1: an hour like no, yeah no, and read this part,
Speaker 1: but like all of us just were ignoring each other
Speaker 1: and not helping each other. It was funny as fuck
Speaker 1: because she just kept being like, bro, this shit is
Speaker 1: too fucking hard. This is not a fun fucking game.
Speaker 1: We should take it back, like this shit sucks, And
Speaker 1: it was really fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love my family, my nephew that is hitting the
Speaker 2: age where they're too cool. I mean literally growing up,
Speaker 2: I literally actually had the nickname DTC Drew too Cool
Speaker 2: because I became too cool around like age eleven twelve thirteen,
Speaker 2: so everyone called me DTC for like four years. Still
Speaker 2: to this day I get called DTC.
Speaker 1: That's actually such an awesome like it was.
Speaker 2: It was pretty advanced, pretty fucking advanced, but it also
Speaker 2: ruined me. It like literally was psychological torture in warfare.
Speaker 1: Because you were actively too self aware of yourself in
Speaker 1: your life.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, I was, like, I literally attribute a lot
Speaker 2: of that for like the way I perceive myself now,
Speaker 2: which that's a whole fucking conversation that I want to
Speaker 2: talk about. Girl, When I'm walking through the airport, I
Speaker 2: am literally, I'm not joking. I am the hottest person
Speaker 2: that exists on this fucking planet. I look in the
Speaker 2: mirror and I'm like, bitch, I am eating all of
Speaker 2: y'all up. You're all flops around me. Don't even fucking
Speaker 2: come up to me, don't address me, don't talk to me.
Speaker 2: I am too sexy, hot and above you. But then
Speaker 2: I'm on those goddamn Zoom episodes and I'm the ugliest
Speaker 2: motherfucker I've ever seen. I really have no concept of whatever.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, the thing is, we weren't meant to have mirrors.
Speaker 1: We were meant to like over a pond and like
Speaker 1: see her reflection all dated and like rippled, and we
Speaker 1: weren't meant to look at ourselves like that. I was
Speaker 1: rewatching nipple. I was rewatching Portrait of a Lady on
Speaker 1: Fire because I fucking hate myself. And at one point
Speaker 1: one of the girls in the movies, like in the movie,
Speaker 1: moves a sheet and looks in the mirror and she
Speaker 1: like looks a little jarred for a second, And at
Speaker 1: first MADAMSS was like, yeah, it's because they weren't supposed
Speaker 1: to have mirrors, but literally because she saw something behind her,
Speaker 1: and I thought I was on when I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's literally because it's like to have a mirror.
Speaker 2: Is so crazy, like in Parasite with like the lines
Speaker 2: they start crossing the lines of symetry of the movie
Speaker 2: you thought you were unlocking some like crazy brouh.
Speaker 1: I know that there are some people who literally like
Speaker 1: are obsessed with going to so they could be the
Speaker 1: first one to be like did you notice this? Like
Speaker 1: that's their fucking job on this planet is to get
Speaker 1: onto time and be like five things you didn't notice
Speaker 1: when watching like that?
Speaker 2: And I eat it up every time, and I'm pissed
Speaker 2: at myself. I didn't notice it everything myself, And I'm
Speaker 2: like I knew that ship.
Speaker 1: I knew that you're not even teaching me any girl.
Speaker 2: I need rehab for my fucking phone literally locked me
Speaker 2: up in jail.
Speaker 1: It's because you were back in Texas. Because in Miami, bitch,
Speaker 1: my phone was getting the work like she was through
Speaker 1: m hurts because I was like getting crazy.
Speaker 2: I was reading my phone's fucking clitteriss all fucking day.
Speaker 2: You know this button on the iPhone pros where like
Speaker 2: it's like the ute or camera button or whatever like
Speaker 2: which I was pressing the fuck out of that, like
Speaker 2: making her squirt.
Speaker 3: And shit, wait, can you do it so that when yeah,
Speaker 3: you can make a phone squirt? Yeah, no, that's not
Speaker 3: that's not my question. Can you do it so that
Speaker 3: you set it up so that you can do a
Speaker 3: voice recording with that button?
Speaker 2: Ye? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And does it notify anyone that you're recording? That's scary
Speaker 3: and I feel like that's that should be illegal personally.
Speaker 1: No, No, I record people all the time, but there
Speaker 1: there is legality, Like different states have different laws about
Speaker 1: recording somebody against their content. But everybody I've ever recorded
Speaker 1: without telling them, I tell them after and they're okay
Speaker 1: with it. They're actually very happy. You might find they
Speaker 1: laugh about it.
Speaker 2: Either, like, girl, what are we going to do with
Speaker 2: these fucking recordings? Like post them on Instagram, Like.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want I just want the memory for
Speaker 1: when I'm old, because I'm also convinced that I'm going
Speaker 1: to have bad memory when I'm older, and I'm terrified
Speaker 1: of like forgetting conversations, even though I'm somebody who forgets
Speaker 1: nothing and I rehash everything eighteen million times over, so
Speaker 1: for me to forget something would be actually crazy because
Speaker 1: you cannot have a conversation with me without me walking
Speaker 1: away and rehashing the whole thing word by word.
Speaker 3: In my head.
Speaker 2: Yeah right right, Well Spotify has comments, Now go leave
Speaker 2: a comment on Spotify.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Can y'all like go and call us
Speaker 1: on Spotify please?
Speaker 3: Music?
Speaker 2: No on podcodcast, which.
Speaker 1: Makes sense because a lot of their content, like a
Speaker 1: lot of their podcasts that are just for them. I'm
Speaker 1: shocked that they never had comments because you could only
Speaker 1: watch certain podcasts on there, especially video wise, and.
Speaker 2: It's like such a big community builder, so it's like
Speaker 2: such a fucking vibe.
Speaker 1: Well, I was watching this girl's video on YouTube and
Speaker 1: at the end of it, she like says, wait, I
Speaker 1: need to I wrote down what she said because it
Speaker 1: actually took me back. I was like whoa Like wait,
Speaker 1: I said, I was watching this YouTube video on this
Speaker 1: and this girl at the end of her video was like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for spending that time with me.
Speaker 1: It was so cherished by me and I appreciate it
Speaker 1: more than you will ever know. Thank you for watching.
Speaker 2: No literally mean to though, And then.
Speaker 1: I was like Okay, Like I got taken back because
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, why are you calling me out
Speaker 1: like you're trying to call me ungrateful for everybody who
Speaker 1: watches me because I've literally never said anything like that,
Speaker 1: And it literally made me insecure because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I am just such a fucking like
Speaker 1: piece of shit, like narcissist that I just want attention
Speaker 1: and I expect it, Like I literally, I genuinely.
Speaker 2: I was talking to somebody for this shit.
Speaker 1: I'm very grateful. But nobody talks about what it's like
Speaker 1: growing up on the internet, especially like my standards, specifically
Speaker 1: when it comes to romantic relationships. My standards for attention
Speaker 1: are so fucking high because I can post a picture
Speaker 1: of myself and literally, like at least fifty people will
Speaker 1: call me like sexy, beautiful and like literally want to
Speaker 1: just like tell me that I'm gorgeous. So now when
Speaker 1: I am like with someone romantically, if I send them
Speaker 1: a picture and they don't reply like it's an IG
Speaker 1: comment thread, I'm like, wow, okay, wow, like you literally
Speaker 1: hate me, but I'm just an attention more. But I
Speaker 1: am very grateful for all the views and people who
Speaker 1: care about us. But like her saying that, I was
Speaker 1: like to say, like I cherished this time with you.
Speaker 1: I was like, WHOA, Like that that's real. I was like,
Speaker 1: I literally closed my laptop and I got on TikTok
Speaker 1: after that because I was like, that was a lot.
Speaker 2: I gotta shut my brain down. I got to turn
Speaker 2: it off. I downloaded this app that actually bricks your apps,
Speaker 2: so I put it's so fucking embarrassing. I started it
Speaker 2: last night and I put fifteen minute limit fives or
Speaker 2: hold on had I put a fifteen minute limit on Instagram, TikTok,
Speaker 2: and YouTube and I can only access them five times
Speaker 2: a day. And then there's a ten second buffer from
Speaker 2: when I click the app and click onlock between me
Speaker 2: actually being able to use it, so I can like
Speaker 2: actually think and I'm like, okay, do I actually want
Speaker 2: to wait for this? Do I want to use this app. Girl,
Speaker 2: Look how many fucking times I've used TikTok already today?
Speaker 2: Third teen out of fifteen?
Speaker 3: What is there?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: What time do you wake up?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I woke up at I woke up at like
Speaker 2: seven thirty on accident, but I actually this morning, I
Speaker 2: read twenty pages of my book and then I fell
Speaker 2: back asleep till nine thirty, which was so fire. I
Speaker 2: forgot everything I read though, and then I opened my phone.
Speaker 2: But the thing is is once you click unlock, it
Speaker 2: like makes it so there's a fifteen minute time or
Speaker 2: it's not like me actively using TikTok for fifteen minutes straight, yeah,
Speaker 2: like after fifteen minutes of time pass, not fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: of like TikTok youth. So I'm not actually on there
Speaker 2: for fucking fifteen time, but I do use it a lot. Like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's so fucking bad. I literally looked
Speaker 2: at like my screen time in Texas and I was
Speaker 2: averaging four hours and thirty minutes on TikTok alone. Wait,
Speaker 2: I need to look at myk on TikTok alone, like, girl,
Speaker 2: what am I doing on there? And like I fall
Speaker 2: asleep scrolling to it. I'm like, literally, what, like what,
Speaker 2: like I would like scroll through it and then I'll
Speaker 2: have to like like I'll fall asleep with my fucking
Speaker 2: finger on the screen, and I'm like, girl, what.
Speaker 5: But on Tuesday, July thirtieth, I spent fourteen hours and
Speaker 5: forty five minutes on my phone.
Speaker 1: Five of those hours was on TikTok. Four of them
Speaker 1: was on YouTube.
Speaker 2: YouTube in there when I'm goops.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, wow wow wow. Oh see but like when
Speaker 1: I was in France, I wasn't on my phone at all,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow. Yeah. My my average last week
Speaker 1: was nine hours and thirty minutes. Guys, my average this
Speaker 1: week is only an hour.
Speaker 2: What You're so talented?
Speaker 1: Okay, this can't be right because it's saying on Monday,
Speaker 1: I only use my phone for an hour and thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: And I can say with my chest that that's similar
Speaker 1: that it's literally a lie like that is it's saying
Speaker 1: on Sunday on the.
Speaker 2: Cake is a lie is a lie? The cake is
Speaker 2: literally a lie. The girls that know no well out
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Every now and then I remember that I do not
Speaker 1: know how to do the Heimlich maneuver, and it really
Speaker 1: freaks me out. Like I'm not kidding. When people start to,
Speaker 1: like even lightly, I get.
Speaker 2: Just give the person choking, I basically do. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: think I know, you go right underneath the diaphragm, you
Speaker 2: go fucking lay some pipe consensually obviously obviously.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Yeah, it really freaks me out. And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: please don't choke around me, because I like, will not
Speaker 1: be able to save your life and you will be
Speaker 1: dying in my presence.
Speaker 3: I've saved seven women's lives.
Speaker 2: It was eight, it was eight including me. Yeah it
Speaker 2: wasn't seven, or it wasn't eight women. It was seven
Speaker 2: women at me mm hm oh yeah life.
Speaker 1: Do you mean because of backshots?
Speaker 2: No, no, I was actually.
Speaker 3: He was actually choking, and I immediately like, again I
Speaker 3: blacked out.
Speaker 1: If y'all actually hooked up, I don't think you would
Speaker 1: ever speak to each other. Yet.
Speaker 3: I think we would speak to each other, and I
Speaker 3: think that we would do a podcast for years afterwards.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's not happen to us if we did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, I guess that is.
Speaker 1: Like everybody who has POS.
Speaker 2: They need to give me my children back, motherfuckers, give
Speaker 2: me my fucking kids back older kids now, like seven
Speaker 2: and eight, most formative years of their life.
Speaker 3: Your kids are seven and eight. I've never met them
Speaker 3: and I've never seen them, and they're not around.
Speaker 2: Really, that's what I'm saying. They took them from me.
Speaker 2: The fucking government took them.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't realize they were taken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we technically just gave them up.
Speaker 2: We were on tour. We couldn't we better to do that.
Speaker 2: They couldn't give We couldn't take care of them.
Speaker 3: To pursue your podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to pursue my passion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that poll volter is fucking big. Penis big. Yep,
Speaker 2: that part for real. That's basically me if I pull volted.
Speaker 1: No, it might be the opposite, like it's you're so
Speaker 1: concaved down there that like.
Speaker 2: Oh my ass is too big. Yeah, it goes out
Speaker 2: the opposite. What is the opposite of penises? Vagina, button, boobs,
Speaker 2: no boobs and pecks, But there's no opposite.
Speaker 1: A butt, because we all have a butt.
Speaker 2: We all have a hunger. We actually literally did.
Speaker 1: I literally will never forget in l Coyote, like Drew
Speaker 1: was trying to remember Hunger by Florence in the Machine
Speaker 1: he was like, he was like, what's that one song?
Speaker 1: That bitch was always fucking hungry.
Speaker 2: She's always eating, bro, we all have a hunger.
Speaker 1: Named their baby after me?
Speaker 2: Actually, yes, no, swear to God.
Speaker 1: I have to try and find it. But this girl
Speaker 1: named her baby after me.
Speaker 2: Wait, that is so cute, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but don't don't get crazy doing that because I
Speaker 1: like having a rare name.
Speaker 2: Mother, Like, they ironically named their baby after me, too,
Speaker 2: sorry and tried to take your shine and it just
Speaker 2: didn't work.
Speaker 1: And I'm used to it. I can ignore the fuck.
Speaker 4: Out of you.
Speaker 2: Ho fucking bitch, gudapop money spread bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will not be able to say her name.
Speaker 2: What do y'all know about this Shittali? That's the baby's nally?
Speaker 2: How is that named after you?
Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to say the mom's name. I don't know,
Speaker 1: And don't get on me because I just can't pronounce names.
Speaker 1: But she named her baby Enya.
Speaker 3: And the string it was just as too don't cat.
Speaker 1: And at first I was like, I wonder if she
Speaker 1: really means that, and then I was looking at all
Speaker 1: her videos and that name has been hung up on
Speaker 1: the walls forever and she dresses the baby really cute, like,
Speaker 1: h see. When I see stuff like this, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that sounds fun. But then I actually remember, like I
Speaker 1: don't want kids, so I'll just live through y'all having kids. Literally,
Speaker 1: my god, my mom was annoying the fuck out of
Speaker 1: me in Miami. She like every time kids got brought up,
Speaker 1: she was like, when you have kids, and I was like, listen.
Speaker 1: I literally one point I had to be like, back up, back.
Speaker 2: Back the fuck up. I want kids so fucking bad, y'all.
Speaker 2: I have like maternal instincts now. It's fucking scary. Like
Speaker 2: I was literally watching Luna play and we were just
Speaker 2: like hanging out, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I would literally die for this child. Like unironically I
Speaker 2: would die for Luna, but it's also because I want
Speaker 2: to die. Actually, I'm good now. I'm like on a
Speaker 2: good one right now, like, don't fuck it up, like
Speaker 2: I'm manifesting good vibes.
Speaker 3: Well, dude, someone made an edit of you, so that
Speaker 3: will help which one with your good vibes to like
Speaker 3: increase them?
Speaker 2: Bitch, I know exactly which one it is, the one
Speaker 2: of me. Fucking can someone that one's fucked up. Y'all
Speaker 2: are toxic on Ironically, I love the mods. Banned them,
Speaker 2: banned them from the chat mods, ban that girl from
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 1: I might even we started doing that when someone made
Speaker 1: them turn out low key ears, we were like, fine them.
Speaker 2: Find them, behead them, behead.
Speaker 1: What is that audio that's like, girl?
Speaker 2: I was watching Game of fucking Thrones and it's Sircey
Speaker 2: Lanister saying it, and when it came on, I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is the audio. I'm rewatching Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones.
Speaker 4: Die.
Speaker 2: I watched House of Dragons. The last fucking episode pissed
Speaker 2: me off, like the last fucking season of Game of Thrones, like,
Speaker 2: don't fucking play with me, fuck them, fuck the show riders,
Speaker 2: fuck them for losing budget, Like I literally hope you'll
Speaker 2: die because y'all built this fucking whole show up to
Speaker 2: the last episode. You took two episodes away from us. No,
Speaker 2: this is serious, this is real. People are agreeing with me, like.
Speaker 3: I'm baby, No, this season sucked.
Speaker 2: Presidential campaign. It was good, like the first four episodes
Speaker 2: were like good.
Speaker 3: But first we're all right, but I alright, yeah, it
Speaker 3: costs eighty million dollars to make that show and it's
Speaker 3: just crackers talking. It's so nuts it it doesn't have
Speaker 3: to cost eighty annoying.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, y'all built this entire season up to
Speaker 2: not have one fucking battle scene, like girl, Like uh
Speaker 2: uh uh, y'all.
Speaker 1: Are never gonna get me to watch that funky fucking show. Like,
Speaker 1: fuck that show like you should.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna no Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2: You said that about Sex and the City and you
Speaker 2: loved it. Same with Sopranos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sex and the City, it's about girls having fun,
Speaker 1: being crazy cookie Sopranos, it's about dysfunctional family being crazy,
Speaker 1: funny cooky breaking bad crazy family awful dad. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm watching that Game of Thrones Dragons, bitch, don't play
Speaker 1: with me. That's got nothing.
Speaker 2: It's like fucking like Targarian bloodlines, like incests, like boobs
Speaker 2: and shit.
Speaker 3: It's honestly good.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like it sounds like it's being made
Speaker 1: for a very specific because incests and stuff. So it's
Speaker 1: a very.
Speaker 2: Yeah me and you don't.
Speaker 1: We don't have to bring that back up.
Speaker 2: Girl. Also, apparently, cousins, it doesn't. Apparently we're fucking someone.
Speaker 2: I prank called someone at three a m.
Speaker 1: You're so annoying.
Speaker 2: I can't get on. TikTok? Do you have it? What
Speaker 2: you call me? I called you a little bastard?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 5: True?
Speaker 2: Sorry, y'all, that's right. I said, what are you gonna.
Speaker 6: Do about it?
Speaker 5: Punk?
Speaker 2: Gag? You can't say those things, dummy, Drew, you can't
Speaker 2: say those things. Where's Nya at girl? Fuck her?
Speaker 1: You guys think hard about it?
Speaker 4: Say whatever I want?
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 5: Drew?
Speaker 2: Period?
Speaker 1: Taking me up? Bro?
Speaker 2: That's right?
Speaker 3: I yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you ever said punk?
Speaker 2: Very scary?
Speaker 1: What's crazy? This is how we talked to eacho now.
Speaker 2: Like this is when we're beefing. What we sound like
Speaker 2: like when we're like silent in each other's cars. This
Speaker 2: is like the conversation like punk punk. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The edits, The edits this week have been good because
Speaker 1: there's also this one.
Speaker 3: You saw this one?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I missed Josiah so much.
Speaker 2: He's coming over.
Speaker 1: It's been a month. It's been a month.
Speaker 2: Eh, it's been more.
Speaker 1: Than a month for me because I I haven't seen
Speaker 1: him since before I started doing my world tour.
Speaker 2: Oh. Also, he didn't come over and I stayed extra
Speaker 2: I stayed extra days to hang out with him and
Speaker 2: Josh and fucking Josiah didn't come, which is heartbeinber so
Speaker 2: many times I don't know who to fucking believe. And
Speaker 2: then he didn't text me for like literally three weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then he texted us in our group times
Speaker 1: said I miss you guys, and then we didn't reply
Speaker 1: for like three days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't play that shit. If you don't
Speaker 2: text me back, I'm not texting you back. I'm dead
Speaker 2: fucking So look at this shit. This is bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the worst text ever, so I can't this
Speaker 1: is looky but.
Speaker 2: Our dogs, I know, but it's like both of us.
Speaker 2: But because we reply to each other's texts in person,
Speaker 2: like that's what I realized.
Speaker 1: We like see each other and then we're like, oh, also,
Speaker 1: like I only am a good texterer when I'm in
Speaker 1: like a weirdly manic state, then I will text, I
Speaker 1: will talk. Like when we were texting, I was like
Speaker 1: fully on a crazy one. Me and him texted for
Speaker 1: like six hours yesterday. It's literally because I was manic
Speaker 1: because I have been so anxious talking to the psychiatrist
Speaker 1: this week about it. Don't fret, but I have been
Speaker 1: so anxious the past like six months and it's only
Speaker 1: getting worse and worse and worse. And yesterday I like,
Speaker 1: I always have this feeling like I'm always thinking about
Speaker 1: my death and when I'm to die, and like that's
Speaker 1: all that like occupies my mind. But specifically when I'm
Speaker 1: taking off on flights, it's like.
Speaker 2: All like no, no, no, I'm genuinely trying to help you
Speaker 2: because it's like opened up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you lying.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, yes, but all I can think about when
Speaker 1: I take off on planes is like my life being over.
Speaker 1: But then yesterday I was thinking about it, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I wonder, like I know people are scared
Speaker 1: of dying, like godoy, but I was trying to get
Speaker 1: down to the bottom of why dying. Okay, but.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's my catch rising.
Speaker 1: But donk a doin?
Speaker 2: When I say like a zinger like oh, pull Volter's penis,
Speaker 2: but donk a doing bitch. No one commented on my
Speaker 2: fucking Gouda pop spread, but doink a doin?
Speaker 1: Eh couldn't be back home if we didn't have issues.
Speaker 2: Unless Kai didn't fuck up his goddamn job.
Speaker 3: I didn't fuck it up. I didn't fuck it up.
Speaker 3: That actually, again was something that happened and it was
Speaker 3: not my fault.
Speaker 2: Ironically, wasn't his fault. It was not his fault.
Speaker 1: Um.
Speaker 3: Oh. Also, by the way, just to like paint the
Speaker 3: picture for what it's like to be in this room
Speaker 3: for listeners, it's one hundred and twenty degrees.
Speaker 1: No, it's actually it is actually eighty three degrees in here,
Speaker 1: like un ironically, it is so hot my back is
Speaker 1: sticking to this chair. I am dripping sweat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have to hear drewnanya over the sound
Speaker 3: of the gas leaking from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a constant, consistent pro pane natural gas
Speaker 2: leak coming out of our stove. I mean, but this
Speaker 2: is what it's really all about. It's all about, no, y'all. Unironically,
Speaker 2: I've been fucking putting a lot of perspective into my thoughts,
Speaker 2: like it, really, perspective is literally key. Whoa perspective is key.
Speaker 2: Perspective is a key. Key. Perspective is key to unlocking
Speaker 2: your true potential. Yeah, of gratitude and peacefulness, happiness.
Speaker 1: My dad would like the same Facebook content because something
Speaker 1: he should you saying that reminded me of like he
Speaker 1: is obsessed with this guy who goes up to people
Speaker 1: in public and acts like he's about to say something profound,
Speaker 1: and every time the people were like oh and like
Speaker 1: walk away from him. But one of the videos he
Speaker 1: showed me was like it was this like Spanish creator
Speaker 1: and he was like, he goes up to these guys
Speaker 1: and he's like the key to opening doors in your life.
Speaker 1: It only takes two words. And they both stopped and
Speaker 1: they were listening. He was like push and pull, and
Speaker 1: both of them went and like walked away from him.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I could see you ending up doing that,
Speaker 1: like going up to people and saying that's.
Speaker 2: Kind of well. I did something specifically for my friends
Speaker 2: and my friends only, and I worked on it for
Speaker 2: literally hours and hours and hours, and I got paid
Speaker 2: dust in the fucking group check.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about the songs?
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the song covers and I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: play a few.
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, I was at a very sweet
Speaker 1: dinner with my dad and sister, so I wasn't on
Speaker 1: my phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I recorded a ten song long cover album over
Speaker 2: the span from nine PM or no. It was eleven
Speaker 2: pm to one am. So how long is that? Three hours?
Speaker 2: Two hours? I do, but just to give y'all a
Speaker 2: little taste of what I was cooking up. Hold on
Speaker 2: which one should I do? I'll just do with like
Speaker 2: with this vibrations.
Speaker 3: I love everybody. I love everything.
Speaker 2: Life is all about perspective.
Speaker 3: Let's have a little sperfective together. Thanks to you.
Speaker 2: Ready, one one three from Let's Go?
Speaker 4: If you if you could sane, Jon't let it burn,
Speaker 4: Jon't let it.
Speaker 1: Drum? How are you reading? How are you reading the
Speaker 1: lyrics and you're still fumbling over them?
Speaker 4: If you dance up Dan and if you don't know,
Speaker 4: dance away?
Speaker 2: I love This is the best one, this one. I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, like this is so of the road.
Speaker 1: It is sweet. You picked songs. Everyone in the group chat,
Speaker 1: all of us have memories.
Speaker 2: With this one is so good and like bitch, I
Speaker 2: was like when I was sending these in, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my God, Like, imagine I die, and like this
Speaker 2: is what I leave behind.
Speaker 1: Like they're gon, we're gonna play at your funeral your playlist?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like this is magical. Okay, hell no, there's a
Speaker 2: world where I can't go and guys, let me know
Speaker 2: if I should release these on YouTube.
Speaker 1: I would love a like random throwaway YouTube account with
Speaker 1: all your covers. Can we do that? Can we make
Speaker 1: an account where I start putting on Like, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna make a random account and just start putting it
Speaker 1: in a ship. We should make music with Josie tonight.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have a lot to say.
Speaker 2: Literally, we have a lot to speak.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I didn't finish my anxiety thing. Basically I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: Okay, this one's the worst one, y'all.
Speaker 3: Take a big.
Speaker 2: This was like literally making me crying when I'm singing.
Speaker 2: I love this song.
Speaker 3: Goody singing songs.
Speaker 2: Do you know that I don't know that song? I
Speaker 2: show it to you real quick. I can't find it.
Speaker 2: I'll show you after hurd dirty man.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say two things. One, I'm tired of
Speaker 1: the Mount Everest shit. Cut it, it's not worth it. It's
Speaker 1: you just want to be like out to drinks with
Speaker 1: your friends and being like, oh what did you do
Speaker 1: this past weekend? Oh my god, I just finished climbing
Speaker 1: Mount Everest, Like I'm so tired of doing shit just
Speaker 1: to be annoying and brag about it, like you're so annoying.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Literally, I think if somebody told me,
Speaker 1: like if somebody in real life is like I climbed
Speaker 1: Mount Everest, I would not be impressed. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: you were extremely bored. You must relocate and like find
Speaker 1: a real purpose, because that is crazy.
Speaker 2: So it's not even deadly anymore. It's like girl, like
Speaker 2: I could go out there and do it myself without
Speaker 2: any training, Like, bitch, try K two, Try smoking K two,
Speaker 2: then then we'll have a real comment.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember when I first moved to
Speaker 1: La and I was like, in my little Stoner.
Speaker 2: Era, K two is also a mountain that I think
Speaker 2: is actually deadly. That might have been like such an advanced.
Speaker 1: Joke when you first said it, I thought you were
Speaker 1: really talking about an actual mountain. But when I first
Speaker 1: moved to La, I was so fearful because I wasn't
Speaker 1: of age yet, so I had to buy like my
Speaker 1: weed illegally, illegally legally, and I for some reason, I
Speaker 1: never had this fear in Miami, but here I was
Speaker 1: convinced somebody was gonna sell me K two. So I
Speaker 1: didn't smoke for like three years because I was convinced
Speaker 1: that I was going to accidentally buy K two, and
Speaker 1: I would look up videos of people on K two
Speaker 1: and I would freak.
Speaker 2: Me on I jumping out the window. I can't where
Speaker 2: it's like the camera and it's the couch and the
Speaker 2: windows behind and they jump out of the fucking wind
Speaker 2: like that shool.
Speaker 1: Also the kid who was like I paralyzed, I paralyzed.
Speaker 2: I was just paralyzed, Like he was just greening out.
Speaker 2: I think, like I think it was just bitch made,
Speaker 2: like you couldn't handle the thing is.
Speaker 1: My All of my greenouts for the most part, other
Speaker 1: than my one really bad greenout with my brother and everybody,
Speaker 1: like no, even the one I had with you that
Speaker 1: was mild for me, like because I was like we
Speaker 1: were around a bunch of people and I got up
Speaker 1: and I removed myself and then you followed me and
Speaker 1: I told you what was happening to me. But other
Speaker 1: than that, like all of them have been relatively silent
Speaker 1: for me, Like my greenouts posts that have been isolated
Speaker 1: to like one person being around me, because even in
Speaker 1: a greenout, I've been so shameful of the fact that
Speaker 1: I'm greening out. But yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think you've ever seen any green out, have you no?
Speaker 1: Because you just disappear into your room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like crying myself this sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go to your room and you forget. I've
Speaker 1: seen you have like a pank attack, like I've seen
Speaker 1: you have panic attacks, but not like weed in Deuce.
Speaker 1: I've just seen you have panic attack.
Speaker 2: Just literally I've had to rub your belly. What was
Speaker 2: it about?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I remember it was in your room
Speaker 1: and you texted me something because people were over, and
Speaker 1: you went to the room and you were like, I'm
Speaker 1: literally having a panic attack, and then I had to
Speaker 1: go and sit in bed with you and like rub
Speaker 1: your fuck.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was about. I think it
Speaker 2: was about Sam. Yeah, she rubbed me off the back
Speaker 2: of my penis. Hello, Kin knows the back of my
Speaker 2: penis like the palm of his hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Well, the other thing I don't understand is why the
Speaker 1: fuck did they give us those big ass sharpeners in class,
Speaker 1: like the ones that made the post. Ever, Like I
Speaker 1: was watching a video that those sharpeners have been around
Speaker 1: since like eighteen twenty seven. But when we were in
Speaker 1: cool there was already the normal ones, like we didn't
Speaker 1: have to do that, Like the fucking yee old like
Speaker 1: y'all don't know what it's like to churn your pencil.
Speaker 2: Like literally, we'll ever know.
Speaker 1: Half the people listening to this. I don't even think
Speaker 1: it's odd to experience getting up in the middle of class.
Speaker 1: And you were either one of two types of kids.
Speaker 1: You either were extremely embarrassed to go and sharpen your pencil,
Speaker 1: or you were like me and you were an attention
Speaker 1: whore from a very young age and you lived for
Speaker 1: the moment. You would break your pencils on purpose, so
Speaker 1: you had a reason to go and sharpen that fucking pencil.
Speaker 2: So everybody at your like wardrobe, what is it your uniform? Yeah,
Speaker 2: everybody had to wear, but you got to accessorize it
Speaker 2: with a coat that no one gets to talk about.
Speaker 1: You got to accessorize it with a coat.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, going back to house the dragon. I
Speaker 2: promise it's worth it. Kai, since you watched do you
Speaker 2: know varies?
Speaker 3: I only watched half of the last episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, but the varies the dude with the cane all
Speaker 2: the way around. Someone fucking emailed me and said that
Speaker 2: we are uncanny, the verbiage uncanny that we look like twins. Bitch,
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 1: I don't think it looks like Wait, it's crazy who
Speaker 1: Drew gets compared to. Every now and then when people
Speaker 1: realize the size of my forehead, I get called Lily
Speaker 1: Rose dead.
Speaker 2: No, they're toxic, like that does not look and they
Speaker 2: sent this fucking screenshot.
Speaker 1: No, Oh, that's fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's toxic.
Speaker 1: Also, like it's fucked up for us to look at
Speaker 1: a picture of another human being and be like, that's
Speaker 1: fun that you look like that. That's literally my favorite
Speaker 1: thing is like when you really think about how the
Speaker 1: people you know look in your dreams and they kind
Speaker 1: of don't look like that, Like, does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Like that's if my brain was trying to remember how
Speaker 1: you looked like in my dream.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, literally, I think it's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets that does not look like you.
Speaker 2: Literally sick like bitch, fuck y'all.
Speaker 1: Also, I think this week I'm gonna go and buy
Speaker 1: a bunch of bars of soap and start making the
Speaker 1: soup the zap the soap crunching contact with the phone,
Speaker 1: because I really want to do that. But I was
Speaker 1: watching this video of this girl put a bunch of
Speaker 1: soaps into like like pond like amount of water in
Speaker 1: her sink and letting it sit there and then playing
Speaker 1: with it. I was like, this is pushing it. Like
Speaker 1: first of all, all of the soaps looked used, like
Speaker 1: none of them were brand new. All of them looked
Speaker 1: used to the same thinness, And I was like, is
Speaker 1: there a world where she's really just sitting in her
Speaker 1: kitchen and washing her hands for like thirty minutes to
Speaker 1: get all these soaps this thin? And then my other
Speaker 1: thought was I just gaffed all over myself because I
Speaker 1: really want to crunch soap. Also, to clarify, I keep
Speaker 1: saying gaff. I don't know why, but it's literally just
Speaker 1: giving a fuck. So I gave a fuck all over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just can't stop. I just can't stop gaffing.
Speaker 2: I just can't stop gaffing.
Speaker 1: I think it's because I kept texting people like I
Speaker 1: don't like I don't give a fuck, like ID gaff
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I need to stop saying
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, because at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, I gaff like and I gaff hard. Is
Speaker 1: gaffing a real word?
Speaker 2: I remember that, like, well that hold the mykes, they're gaffers,
Speaker 2: and then gaffing to gaff is like a.
Speaker 1: Wait, but gaff is an actual verb. I forget that.
Speaker 1: The English language is like, actually very broad, and I
Speaker 1: shouldn't just be saying things because gaffing actually means the
Speaker 1: whales are gaffed, speared, or knife to death.
Speaker 2: So it's like stabbing people. I stabbing people are stabbing
Speaker 2: today stabbing and said, hey, well I went into Brandy
Speaker 2: Melville and none of the clothes fit you. I literally, bitch,
Speaker 2: you fucked up my joke because all of the clothes
Speaker 2: literally slipped off my body, like they were so big
Speaker 2: on me, even the smallest size.
Speaker 1: Actually, I took my teenage sister to Brandy Melville and
Speaker 1: she Verbatim goes, all of these clothes are too big,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, okay, be nice.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: You know what my workout routine has been, because I
Speaker 1: feel like now that people know I'm not on those
Speaker 1: I'm big, They're gonna be like, oh, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I've just been doing those white lady classes, exercise.
Speaker 2: Classes, exercise with the drumsticks.
Speaker 1: Did they do everything but fucking work out did I
Speaker 1: found a new one?
Speaker 2: They like call it like ten tin reps of hip
Speaker 2: hip hoorayship hooray what what.
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: The song looks maxing and pheromone maxing? Why why do
Speaker 2: we pit two people against each other where both God's
Speaker 2: precious creature is maxing?
Speaker 6: Anyways, Okay, you drew the sound.
Speaker 1: I fear I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 2: Oh I got so, I got some shit to say.
Speaker 2: I got some shit to say, and.
Speaker 1: I really have to poop. I can't lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I so typically when I come back to Texas,
Speaker 2: right before I come back, I just shave my beard
Speaker 2: off because I'm like, it's disgusting. I want it off
Speaker 2: my face. But I was like freaking the fuck out
Speaker 2: one night, and I was like, I don't know why
Speaker 2: I did this to myself, but I was like, I
Speaker 2: want to see what would happen if I dyed my
Speaker 2: beard darker, like I wanted to see it. I did it, bitch.
Speaker 2: I died the entire bottom half of my face fucking brown.
Speaker 2: So I can't shave my goddamn beard till it comes out.
Speaker 2: But I think it's mostly now.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: I recorded the whole thing because I think.
Speaker 1: That's what people low key do is Like it's like
Speaker 1: guys with thinning beards will do that so that their
Speaker 1: beard looks more full.
Speaker 2: I recorded, yeah wimming on.
Speaker 1: The first day. Oh Drew, you gave yourself a line.
Speaker 2: I know, a bitch. I literally had like a proper
Speaker 2: fucking line. This was I think, like pre washed, but
Speaker 2: like it's pretty much that. No, it doesn't look like
Speaker 2: that anymore. No, No, not not close. I like I
Speaker 2: made like a concoction of like olive oil and iicipprople
Speaker 2: alcohol and I grabbed like my mom's like grainy fucking exfoliator.
Speaker 2: I completely damaged my skin barrier on this half of
Speaker 2: my face. It's ruined for months, if not years. But
Speaker 2: I just scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed until it like
Speaker 2: came out of the closet.
Speaker 1: Well. I was talking to my dad because for some reason,
Speaker 1: I had this idea that my dad was somebody who
Speaker 1: never got high, and he spent his twenties high as fuck,
Speaker 1: like when he first moved to the US.
Speaker 2: We both have their dads.
Speaker 1: He said he would go to concerts and he was
Speaker 1: like the kind of person that if somebody handed him
Speaker 1: a blunt, he would just fucking smoke it. He didn't
Speaker 1: give me so literally, he was literally he was talking
Speaker 1: about how he was so high one time that he
Speaker 1: had to like crawl up to his because he was
Speaker 1: scared of falling down the stairs.
Speaker 2: Been there except I took I took Traza doone and
Speaker 2: lunesta and fainted ten times. Drew Syup, It's drew sy Up.
Speaker 2: It's drew si up corn corner. Drew Syup, It's drew
Speaker 2: sy Up. It just sounds like, bitch, if you need
Speaker 2: three to four edibles to get high, stop wasting your money.
Speaker 2: You're ready for cocaine.
Speaker 1: That's fucked up.
Speaker 2: Bitches, be like, I'm a scorpio bitch. I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck if you got scoliosis. Lick my balls. Okay,
Speaker 2: whooping kids nowadays don't work. You gotta pepper spray those
Speaker 2: little motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: It's literally, I feel my siblings.
Speaker 2: I heard their government was put in chips inside of people.
Speaker 2: I hope I get hot cheetos.
Speaker 4: Ladies.
Speaker 2: Don't let a man who drinks Boba t raise his
Speaker 2: voice at you. You talk to him, woman to woman.
Speaker 1: That's good, dude. This Mike has been like slowly descending
Speaker 1: into hell, this whole.
Speaker 2: Episode hanging out with Oriyan and Ninya is like going
Speaker 2: to therapy where no one gets better.
Speaker 1: No Orian and me genuinely, I mean she posted it
Speaker 1: tik talk ones because all we do is go like
Speaker 1: exactly in our tax and we've done that before. That
Speaker 1: was a meme, and that's always say to each other.
Speaker 1: We're always saying exactly, no, exactly.
Speaker 2: Whoever made those foot long subway cookie muck bangs with
Speaker 2: the bowl of ice milk, neither pussy eight for thirty
Speaker 2: two hours straight.
Speaker 1: That would be painful.
Speaker 2: Also, I just need to shout out Preston been carrying.
Speaker 2: Preston sends me like at least eight a week, and
Speaker 2: I use at least one of them.
Speaker 1: So that makes me so happy because I would like
Speaker 1: to assume that that person just sits in their bed
Speaker 1: high as fucking screenshots shit knowing that they're gonna send it.
Speaker 2: I think that's literally the fucking vibe. And I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's Preston, the TikTok user that also sends
Speaker 2: me emails for Drew Syep, I don't know. Also Emily
Speaker 2: Folmer sent one, but I'll do one freaking more. Lick
Speaker 2: her c section scar and say I love you, my
Speaker 2: little zip lock baggy. That's kind of gnarly.
Speaker 1: Huh No, nothing will ever be more gnarly than the cemetery.
Speaker 2: The haunted pussy bitches with sdds calling themselves a snack. Okay,
Speaker 2: seven million pounds of borehead meat that was recalled for lysteria.
Speaker 1: Dude, I actually have been so scared of lasteria.
Speaker 2: Okay, food poisoning. Shout out Ashton. And those were my
Speaker 2: uh gay little syops for this week.
Speaker 1: Well, this is my media of the week. I rewatched
Speaker 1: Portrait of a Lady on Fire, whatever man, and I'm
Speaker 1: still listening to tin Man by America, And honestly, the
Speaker 1: only song I want to shout out is Can't Do
Speaker 1: a Thing by Chris Isaac Oh. And actually I've been
Speaker 1: listening to so much Chapel Roone, like it's actually diabolical.
Speaker 1: And now Chapel Roone reminds me of my sister and
Speaker 1: my dad because in Miami, every time we got in
Speaker 1: the car, I would just play it, and my dad
Speaker 1: likes chapel He was like, he was like, this is good.
Speaker 1: He was like, this reminds me when music was so fun.
Speaker 1: And then my dad was just talking to me about
Speaker 1: like all the music he really liked, and it was
Speaker 1: really sweet because I was like, damn, I wonder if like,
Speaker 1: because I know there are some people who actually don't
Speaker 1: like give a fuck at all about music, Like there
Speaker 1: are people like that in the world who I think
Speaker 1: are the killers. But I've convinced myself that it is
Speaker 1: genetic to like the same music as your parents, because
Speaker 1: all the music my dad grew up listening to his
Speaker 1: the music I love. But also but he didn't play
Speaker 1: it when I was growing up.
Speaker 2: But whatever, this is my media.
Speaker 4: You're ready, people, I know places I go make me
Speaker 4: feel tongue tied. I can see how people look down
Speaker 4: there on the inside where the story.
Speaker 2: And then this one.
Speaker 3: Driving on.
Speaker 1: You could be a shadow. Okay, we should just be
Speaker 1: do these with leaving the backtracking vocals and see if
Speaker 1: we can make them sound.
Speaker 2: Rarely make them sound driving. But what people don't realize
Speaker 2: is at the end of every song, hold on, wait
Speaker 2: what is this fuck? Oh I'm so bad? Wait, this
Speaker 2: is a good part.
Speaker 3: This is a good part.
Speaker 1: More than a friend to me everywhere. That's a good media.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Yeah, I feel like that's pretty advance, like it's
Speaker 2: there's songs I like, and unfortunately I was singing.
Speaker 1: Them all right. Well, thank you guys so much for watching,
Speaker 1: Thanks for sticking with us through this funky transition.
Speaker 2: Back in the fucking kitchen, baby, some of y'all got
Speaker 2: what you fucking wanted. Bitch I saw, we need to
Speaker 2: get them back in the fucking kitchen. I saw that,
Speaker 2: bitch y'all said, y'all didn't even like the set in
Speaker 2: the first I bake as fun, but look we're back.
Speaker 1: Design that sack it down like.
Speaker 2: Wee chill chill, cho choo chill. But yeah, thanks for
Speaker 2: sticking by us. Peace and love and unity and respect.
Speaker 2: You're amazed. Balls sh