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Speaker 1: we were touching stuff like it's like sad Okay, I

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we are so back. We are so

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Speaker 1: Was also welcome back to emergency in her calm. I

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Speaker 1: Princess of Genovia. And then they opened the current. It's

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Speaker 1: like the shittiest room you could get. That is what

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Speaker 2: No, girl, what was her fucking nicky Blonski giving a

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Speaker 2: room to her hotel like comic Con or TV? Everybody

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Speaker 1: No, I think, what's even worse, and she goes, no

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Speaker 2: This she's so real, and then opening the blinds to

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Speaker 1: And literally the parking lot, and then can.

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Speaker 2: Like garbage cans Yeah, we're so back, y'all happy to

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Speaker 2: be back here, back in the Actually, the real sea

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Speaker 2: is God clocked your fucking sea because women belong in

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Speaker 2: the kitchen, and he put your ass right back into

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Speaker 1: It is so insane to be sexist like that. But

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Speaker 1: start the sentence with the realty is glow. God clocked

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Speaker 1: your tea, Like that's crazy. Uh er. Also, if you're wondering,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, where is the chair, the chair hasn't

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Speaker 1: made it home. Yeah, yeah, not literally landed back in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not because we don't have custody over her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we literally landed back last night and we're already

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Speaker 1: back to it. Guys, we are just hard working girls.

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Speaker 2: Am I a bad parent?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? You're like the worst kind of parent.

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Speaker 2: Like just like I just I don't know. I just

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Speaker 1: I mean, you are an awful parent. She'll like, And

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the worst. Oh my god, four six,

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Speaker 2: He's actually a toddler though, like when you think about it,

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Speaker 2: like it was living in She's aging awfully.

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Speaker 1: Those white jeans are.

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Speaker 2: Catching up boiled milk, aging like a milk. Yeah. Fuck.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we say people age like cottage cheese.

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Speaker 1: Cottage cheese, but cottage cheese is so yummy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I feel like I give cottage cheese.

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Speaker 1: Guys. All I ate in Miami was tuna, so which

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Speaker 2: Like whatever, your hair is pretty today with the braids

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Speaker 1: I've had to start doing this because my bangs are

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Speaker 1: Nobody talks about those are as equally as hard.

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Speaker 2: And I'm dealing with banging your mom addiction, and.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and hell no, the thing is pretty and slip.

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Speaker 2: But we're allowed to. We're allowed to.

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Speaker 2: I swear, go, I am five seven. I hit five

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Speaker 1: Are you actually only five to seven?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm five It's gonna be clear, I'm not five four.

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Speaker 2: It basically is it gives you really it's really we're

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Speaker 3: Okay, five eleven six six one. That's two inches. If

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Speaker 2: Chomm please save me?

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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with like what's happening where like now I

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Speaker 2: Side like iron so funny, Like the irony poisoned culture

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Speaker 1: fucking ozepic, Like have y'all ever heard of gaffing about themselves?

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Speaker 1: Like I gaff about myself? You have no gaffs for yourself?

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Speaker 2: Should we do a fridge tour right now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we just got back and all that, and there's

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Speaker 1: all them ratten cheese stop please.

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Speaker 2: Stop, and ten pounds of wingstop ranch that is three

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait to get wings up tonight.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm doing this thing. I'm practicing backing

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Speaker 2: I love my family, my nephew that is hitting the

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Speaker 1: That's actually such an awesome like it was.

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Speaker 2: It was pretty advanced, pretty fucking advanced, but it also

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Speaker 1: Because you were actively too self aware of yourself in

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Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, I was, like, I literally attribute a lot

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Speaker 1: It's because you were back in Texas. Because in Miami, bitch,

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Speaker 3: that's not my question. Can you do it so that

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Speaker 3: In my head.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right right, Well Spotify has comments, Now go leave

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Can y'all like go and call us

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Speaker 1: on Spotify please?

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Speaker 2: No on podcodcast, which.

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Speaker 1: Makes sense because a lot of their content, like a

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Speaker 1: And it literally made me insecure because I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm very grateful. But nobody talks about what it's like

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Speaker 1: I literally closed my laptop and I got on TikTok

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Speaker 2: I gotta shut my brain down. I got to turn

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Speaker 2: it off. I downloaded this app that actually bricks your apps,

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Speaker 2: so I put it's so fucking embarrassing. I started it

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Speaker 2: hold on had I put a fifteen minute limit on Instagram, TikTok,

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Speaker 2: when I click the app and click onlock between me

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Speaker 2: Look how many fucking times I've used TikTok already today?

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Speaker 2: Third teen out of fifteen?

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Speaker 3: What is there?

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Speaker 1: What time do you wake up?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I woke up at I woke up at like

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Speaker 2: But the thing is is once you click unlock, it

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Speaker 2: like after fifteen minutes of time pass, not fifteen minutes

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Speaker 2: of like TikTok youth. So I'm not actually on there

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Speaker 2: oh my god, it's so fucking bad. I literally looked

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Speaker 2: at like my screen time in Texas and I was

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Speaker 2: I need to look at myk on TikTok alone, like, girl,

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Speaker 2: what am I doing on there? And like I fall

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Speaker 1: Five of those hours was on TikTok. Four of them

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Speaker 2: YouTube in there when I'm goops.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, wow wow wow. Oh see but like when

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow. Yeah. My my average last week

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Speaker 2: What You're so talented?

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Speaker 1: Okay, this can't be right because it's saying on Monday,

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Speaker 2: Cake is a lie is a lie? The cake is

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Speaker 2: literally a lie. The girls that know no well out

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Speaker 1: Every now and then I remember that I do not

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Speaker 1: know how to do the Heimlich maneuver, and it really

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Speaker 2: Just give the person choking, I basically do. Yeah. I

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Speaker 2: think I know, you go right underneath the diaphragm, you

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Speaker 2: go fucking lay some pipe consensually obviously obviously.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, Yeah, it really freaks me out. And then I'm like,

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Speaker 1: dying in my presence.

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Speaker 3: I've saved seven women's lives.

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Speaker 2: It was eight, it was eight including me. Yeah it

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Speaker 2: wasn't seven, or it wasn't eight women. It was seven

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Speaker 1: Do you mean because of backshots?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I was actually.

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Speaker 3: He was actually choking, and I immediately like, again I

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Speaker 1: If y'all actually hooked up, I don't think you would

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Speaker 3: I think we would speak to each other, and I

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Speaker 3: think that we would do a podcast for years afterwards.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's not happen to us if we did. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course, I guess that is.

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Speaker 1: Like everybody who has POS.

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Speaker 2: They need to give me my children back, motherfuckers, give

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Speaker 2: me my fucking kids back older kids now, like seven

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Speaker 2: and eight, most formative years of their life.

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Speaker 3: Your kids are seven and eight. I've never met them

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Speaker 3: and I've never seen them, and they're not around.

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Speaker 2: Really, that's what I'm saying. They took them from me.

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Speaker 2: The fucking government took them.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't realize they were taken.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well we technically just gave them up.

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Speaker 2: We were on tour. We couldn't we better to do that.

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Speaker 2: They couldn't give We couldn't take care of them.

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Speaker 3: To pursue your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to pursue my passion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that poll volter is fucking big. Penis big. Yep,

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Speaker 1: No, it might be the opposite, like it's you're so

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Speaker 2: the opposite. What is the opposite of penises? Vagina, button, boobs,

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00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 2: no boobs and pecks, But there's no opposite.

441
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 1: A butt, because we all have a butt.

442
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 2: We all have a hunger. We actually literally did.

443
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 1: I literally will never forget in l Coyote, like Drew

444
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: was trying to remember Hunger by Florence in the Machine

445
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,920
Speaker 1: he was like, he was like, what's that one song?

446
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: That bitch was always fucking hungry.

447
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 2: She's always eating, bro, we all have a hunger.

448
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 1: Named their baby after me?

449
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 2: Actually, yes, no, swear to God.

450
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: I have to try and find it. But this girl

451
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 1: named her baby after me.

452
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 2: Wait, that is so cute, I.

453
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 1: Know, but don't don't get crazy doing that because I

454
00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: like having a rare name.

455
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 2: Mother, Like, they ironically named their baby after me, too,

456
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 2: sorry and tried to take your shine and it just

457
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 2: didn't work.

458
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: And I'm used to it. I can ignore the fuck.

459
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:12,399
Speaker 4: Out of you.

460
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 2: Ho fucking bitch, gudapop money spread bitch.

461
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 1: Okay, I will not be able to say her name.

462
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 2: What do y'all know about this Shittali? That's the baby's nally?

463
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,639
Speaker 2: How is that named after you?

464
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,679
Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to say the mom's name. I don't know,

465
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,439
Speaker 1: And don't get on me because I just can't pronounce names.

466
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: But she named her baby Enya.

467
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,640
Speaker 3: And the string it was just as too don't cat.

468
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 1: And at first I was like, I wonder if she

469
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,479
Speaker 1: really means that, and then I was looking at all

470
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: her videos and that name has been hung up on

471
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 1: the walls forever and she dresses the baby really cute, like,

472
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 1: h see. When I see stuff like this, I'm like,

473
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 1: that sounds fun. But then I actually remember, like I

474
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 1: don't want kids, so I'll just live through y'all having kids. Literally,

475
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,199
Speaker 1: my god, my mom was annoying the fuck out of

476
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,239
Speaker 1: me in Miami. She like every time kids got brought up,

477
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: she was like, when you have kids, and I was like, listen.

478
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 1: I literally one point I had to be like, back up, back.

479
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 2: Back the fuck up. I want kids so fucking bad, y'all.

480
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 2: I have like maternal instincts now. It's fucking scary. Like

481
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 2: I was literally watching Luna play and we were just

482
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 2: like hanging out, and I was like, oh my god,

483
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: I would literally die for this child. Like unironically I

484
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: would die for Luna, but it's also because I want

485
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 2: to die. Actually, I'm good now. I'm like on a

486
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 2: good one right now, like, don't fuck it up, like

487
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 2: I'm manifesting good vibes.

488
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 3: Well, dude, someone made an edit of you, so that

489
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 3: will help which one with your good vibes to like

490
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 3: increase them?

491
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 2: Bitch, I know exactly which one it is, the one

492
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 2: of me. Fucking can someone that one's fucked up. Y'all

493
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 2: are toxic on Ironically, I love the mods. Banned them,

494
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 2: banned them from the chat mods, ban that girl from

495
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 2: this podcast.

496
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: I might even we started doing that when someone made

497
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: them turn out low key ears, we were like, fine them.

498
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 2: Find them, behead them, behead.

499
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: What is that audio that's like, girl?

500
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 2: I was watching Game of fucking Thrones and it's Sircey

501
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 2: Lanister saying it, and when it came on, I was like, wait,

502
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is the audio. I'm rewatching Game

503
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 2: of Thrones.

504
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:25,919
Speaker 4: Die.

505
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: I watched House of Dragons. The last fucking episode pissed

506
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 2: me off, like the last fucking season of Game of Thrones, like,

507
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 2: don't fucking play with me, fuck them, fuck the show riders,

508
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: fuck them for losing budget, Like I literally hope you'll

509
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 2: die because y'all built this fucking whole show up to

510
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: the last episode. You took two episodes away from us. No,

511
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 2: this is serious, this is real. People are agreeing with me, like.

512
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 3: I'm baby, No, this season sucked.

513
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: Presidential campaign. It was good, like the first four episodes

514
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 2: were like good.

515
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 3: But first we're all right, but I alright, yeah, it

516
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 3: costs eighty million dollars to make that show and it's

517
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 3: just crackers talking. It's so nuts it it doesn't have

518
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,479
Speaker 3: to cost eighty annoying.

519
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 2: And I'm like, y'all built this entire season up to

520
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 2: not have one fucking battle scene, like girl, Like uh

521
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 2: uh uh, y'all.

522
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: Are never gonna get me to watch that funky fucking show. Like,

523
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: fuck that show like you should.

524
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,400
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna no Game of Thrones.

525
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna.

526
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 2: You said that about Sex and the City and you

527
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 2: loved it. Same with Sopranos.

528
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sex and the City, it's about girls having fun,

529
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: being crazy cookie Sopranos, it's about dysfunctional family being crazy,

530
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: funny cooky breaking bad crazy family awful dad. Uh yeah,

531
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm watching that Game of Thrones Dragons, bitch, don't play

532
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: with me. That's got nothing.

533
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: It's like fucking like Targarian bloodlines, like incests, like boobs

534
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 2: and shit.

535
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 3: It's honestly good.

536
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: So it sounds like it sounds like it's being made

537
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: for a very specific because incests and stuff. So it's

538
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: a very.

539
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah me and you don't.

540
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: We don't have to bring that back up.

541
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:01,719
Speaker 2: Girl. Also, apparently, cousins, it doesn't. Apparently we're fucking someone.

542
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: I prank called someone at three a m.

543
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: You're so annoying.

544
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 2: I can't get on. TikTok? Do you have it? What

545
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 2: you call me? I called you a little bastard?

546
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: Why?

547
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 5: True?

548
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 2: Sorry, y'all, that's right. I said, what are you gonna.

549
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 6: Do about it?

550
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 5: Punk?

551
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 2: Gag? You can't say those things, dummy, Drew, you can't

552
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 2: say those things. Where's Nya at girl? Fuck her?

553
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: You guys think hard about it?

554
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 4: Say whatever I want?

555
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?

556
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 5: Drew?

557
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: Period?

558
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: Taking me up? Bro?

559
00:26:59,280 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: That's right?

560
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 3: I yeah?

561
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever said punk?

562
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 2: Very scary?

563
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: What's crazy? This is how we talked to eacho now.

564
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 2: Like this is when we're beefing. What we sound like

565
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: like when we're like silent in each other's cars. This

566
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 2: is like the conversation like punk punk. Yeah.

567
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: The edits, The edits this week have been good because

568
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: there's also this one.

569
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 3: You saw this one?

570
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I missed Josiah so much.

571
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: He's coming over.

572
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: It's been a month. It's been a month.

573
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 2: Eh, it's been more.

574
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 1: Than a month for me because I I haven't seen

575
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: him since before I started doing my world tour.

576
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: Oh. Also, he didn't come over and I stayed extra

577
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: I stayed extra days to hang out with him and

578
00:27:54,160 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 2: Josh and fucking Josiah didn't come, which is heartbeinber so

579
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 2: many times I don't know who to fucking believe. And

580
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 2: then he didn't text me for like literally three weeks.

581
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then he texted us in our group times

582
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: said I miss you guys, and then we didn't reply

583
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: for like three days.

584
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't play that shit. If you don't

585
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 2: text me back, I'm not texting you back. I'm dead

586
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 2: fucking So look at this shit. This is bullshit.

587
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the worst text ever, so I can't this

588
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: is looky but.

589
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 2: Our dogs, I know, but it's like both of us.

590
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 2: But because we reply to each other's texts in person,

591
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: like that's what I realized.

592
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: We like see each other and then we're like, oh, also,

593
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: like I only am a good texterer when I'm in

594
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: like a weirdly manic state, then I will text, I

595
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: will talk. Like when we were texting, I was like

596
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: fully on a crazy one. Me and him texted for

597
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: like six hours yesterday. It's literally because I was manic

598
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: because I have been so anxious talking to the psychiatrist

599
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: this week about it. Don't fret, but I have been

600
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: so anxious the past like six months and it's only

601
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: getting worse and worse and worse. And yesterday I like,

602
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: I always have this feeling like I'm always thinking about

603
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: my death and when I'm to die, and like that's

604
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: all that like occupies my mind. But specifically when I'm

605
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: taking off on flights, it's like.

606
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: All like no, no, no, I'm genuinely trying to help you

607
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: because it's like opened up.

608
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you lying.

609
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: It's crazy, yes, but all I can think about when

610
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: I take off on planes is like my life being over.

611
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: But then yesterday I was thinking about it, and I

612
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: was like, I wonder, like I know people are scared

613
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: of dying, like godoy, but I was trying to get

614
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: down to the bottom of why dying. Okay, but.

615
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: Wait, that's my catch rising.

616
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: But donk a doin?

617
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 2: When I say like a zinger like oh, pull Volter's penis,

618
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: but donk a doing bitch. No one commented on my

619
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 2: fucking Gouda pop spread, but doink a doin?

620
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: Eh couldn't be back home if we didn't have issues.

621
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 2: Unless Kai didn't fuck up his goddamn job.

622
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: I didn't fuck it up. I didn't fuck it up.

623
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 3: That actually, again was something that happened and it was

624
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 3: not my fault.

625
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: Ironically, wasn't his fault. It was not his fault.

626
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: Um.

627
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 3: Oh. Also, by the way, just to like paint the

628
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 3: picture for what it's like to be in this room

629
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 3: for listeners, it's one hundred and twenty degrees.

630
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: No, it's actually it is actually eighty three degrees in here,

631
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: like un ironically, it is so hot my back is

632
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: sticking to this chair. I am dripping sweat.

633
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have to hear drewnanya over the sound

634
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 3: of the gas leaking from.

635
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a constant, consistent pro pane natural gas

636
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 2: leak coming out of our stove. I mean, but this

637
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 2: is what it's really all about. It's all about, no, y'all. Unironically,

638
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: I've been fucking putting a lot of perspective into my thoughts,

639
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 2: like it, really, perspective is literally key. Whoa perspective is key.

640
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: Perspective is a key. Key. Perspective is key to unlocking

641
00:30:55,520 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 2: your true potential. Yeah, of gratitude and peacefulness, happiness.

642
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: My dad would like the same Facebook content because something

643
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: he should you saying that reminded me of like he

644
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: is obsessed with this guy who goes up to people

645
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: in public and acts like he's about to say something profound,

646
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: and every time the people were like oh and like

647
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: walk away from him. But one of the videos he

648
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: showed me was like it was this like Spanish creator

649
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: and he was like, he goes up to these guys

650
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: and he's like the key to opening doors in your life.

651
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: It only takes two words. And they both stopped and

652
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: they were listening. He was like push and pull, and

653
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: both of them went and like walked away from him.

654
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I could see you ending up doing that,

655
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: like going up to people and saying that's.

656
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 2: Kind of well. I did something specifically for my friends

657
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: and my friends only, and I worked on it for

658
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 2: literally hours and hours and hours, and I got paid

659
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 2: dust in the fucking group check.

660
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: Are you talking about the songs?

661
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the song covers and I'm just gonna

662
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: play a few.

663
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, I was at a very sweet

664
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: dinner with my dad and sister, so I wasn't on

665
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: my phone.

666
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I recorded a ten song long cover album over

667
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: the span from nine PM or no. It was eleven

668
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 2: pm to one am. So how long is that? Three hours?

669
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 2: Two hours? I do, but just to give y'all a

670
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: little taste of what I was cooking up. Hold on

671
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,719
Speaker 2: which one should I do? I'll just do with like

672
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 2: with this vibrations.

673
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 3: I love everybody. I love everything.

674
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 2: Life is all about perspective.

675
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 3: Let's have a little sperfective together. Thanks to you.

676
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 2: Ready, one one three from Let's Go?

677
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 4: If you if you could sane, Jon't let it burn,

678
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 4: Jon't let it.

679
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: Drum? How are you reading? How are you reading the

680
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: lyrics and you're still fumbling over them?

681
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 4: If you dance up Dan and if you don't know,

682
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 4: dance away?

683
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 2: I love This is the best one, this one. I

684
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 2: was like, okay, like this is so of the road.

685
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: It is sweet. You picked songs. Everyone in the group chat,

686
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: all of us have memories.

687
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: With this one is so good and like bitch, I

688
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 2: was like when I was sending these in, I was like,

689
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: oh my God, Like, imagine I die, and like this

690
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: is what I leave behind.

691
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: Like they're gon, we're gonna play at your funeral your playlist?

692
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, like this is magical. Okay, hell no, there's a

693
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 2: world where I can't go and guys, let me know

694
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 2: if I should release these on YouTube.

695
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: I would love a like random throwaway YouTube account with

696
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 1: all your covers. Can we do that? Can we make

697
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: an account where I start putting on Like, yeah, we're

698
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: gonna make a random account and just start putting it

699
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 1: in a ship. We should make music with Josie tonight.

700
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

701
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 1: I have a lot to say.

702
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: Literally, we have a lot to speak.

703
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I didn't finish my anxiety thing. Basically I'm crazy.

704
00:34:52,719 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: Okay, this one's the worst one, y'all.

705
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 3: Take a big.

706
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: This was like literally making me crying when I'm singing.

707
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 2: I love this song.

708
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 3: Goody singing songs.

709
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 2: Do you know that I don't know that song? I

710
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 2: show it to you real quick. I can't find it.

711
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 2: I'll show you after hurd dirty man.

712
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: I was gonna say two things. One, I'm tired of

713
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 1: the Mount Everest shit. Cut it, it's not worth it. It's

714
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: you just want to be like out to drinks with

715
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: your friends and being like, oh what did you do

716
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: this past weekend? Oh my god, I just finished climbing

717
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: Mount Everest, Like I'm so tired of doing shit just

718
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 1: to be annoying and brag about it, like you're so annoying.

719
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: I don't care. Literally, I think if somebody told me,

720
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: like if somebody in real life is like I climbed

721
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: Mount Everest, I would not be impressed. I'd be like,

722
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: you were extremely bored. You must relocate and like find

723
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: a real purpose, because that is crazy.

724
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 2: So it's not even deadly anymore. It's like girl, like

725
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: I could go out there and do it myself without

726
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 2: any training, Like, bitch, try K two, Try smoking K two,

727
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,919
Speaker 2: then then we'll have a real comment.

728
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember when I first moved to

729
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: La and I was like, in my little Stoner.

730
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 2: Era, K two is also a mountain that I think

731
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: is actually deadly. That might have been like such an advanced.

732
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: Joke when you first said it, I thought you were

733
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 1: really talking about an actual mountain. But when I first

734
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,479
Speaker 1: moved to La, I was so fearful because I wasn't

735
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: of age yet, so I had to buy like my

736
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: weed illegally, illegally legally, and I for some reason, I

737
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: never had this fear in Miami, but here I was

738
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: convinced somebody was gonna sell me K two. So I

739
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: didn't smoke for like three years because I was convinced

740
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: that I was going to accidentally buy K two, and

741
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: I would look up videos of people on K two

742
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: and I would freak.

743
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 2: Me on I jumping out the window. I can't where

744
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 2: it's like the camera and it's the couch and the

745
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: windows behind and they jump out of the fucking wind

746
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: like that shool.

747
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 1: Also the kid who was like I paralyzed, I paralyzed.

748
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 2: I was just paralyzed, Like he was just greening out.

749
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: I think, like I think it was just bitch made,

750
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 2: like you couldn't handle the thing is.

751
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: My All of my greenouts for the most part, other

752
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: than my one really bad greenout with my brother and everybody,

753
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: like no, even the one I had with you that

754
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: was mild for me, like because I was like we

755
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: were around a bunch of people and I got up

756
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: and I removed myself and then you followed me and

757
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 1: I told you what was happening to me. But other

758
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: than that, like all of them have been relatively silent

759
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: for me, Like my greenouts posts that have been isolated

760
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: to like one person being around me, because even in

761
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: a greenout, I've been so shameful of the fact that

762
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: I'm greening out. But yeah, I.

763
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 2: Don't think you've ever seen any green out, have you no?

764
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: Because you just disappear into your room.

765
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like crying myself this sleep.

766
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go to your room and you forget. I've

767
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: seen you have like a pank attack, like I've seen

768
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: you have panic attacks, but not like weed in Deuce.

769
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: I've just seen you have panic attack.

770
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 2: Just literally I've had to rub your belly. What was

771
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 2: it about?

772
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I remember it was in your room

773
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: and you texted me something because people were over, and

774
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: you went to the room and you were like, I'm

775
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: literally having a panic attack, and then I had to

776
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: go and sit in bed with you and like rub

777
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: your fuck.

778
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was about. I think it

779
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,439
Speaker 2: was about Sam. Yeah, she rubbed me off the back

780
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 2: of my penis. Hello, Kin knows the back of my

781
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 2: penis like the palm of his hand.

782
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.

783
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: Well, the other thing I don't understand is why the

784
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 1: fuck did they give us those big ass sharpeners in class,

785
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: like the ones that made the post. Ever, Like I

786
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 1: was watching a video that those sharpeners have been around

787
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: since like eighteen twenty seven. But when we were in

788
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: cool there was already the normal ones, like we didn't

789
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: have to do that, Like the fucking yee old like

790
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: y'all don't know what it's like to churn your pencil.

791
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: Like literally, we'll ever know.

792
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: Half the people listening to this. I don't even think

793
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: it's odd to experience getting up in the middle of class.

794
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: And you were either one of two types of kids.

795
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: You either were extremely embarrassed to go and sharpen your pencil,

796
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: or you were like me and you were an attention

797
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: whore from a very young age and you lived for

798
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: the moment. You would break your pencils on purpose, so

799
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 1: you had a reason to go and sharpen that fucking pencil.

800
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 2: So everybody at your like wardrobe, what is it your uniform? Yeah,

801
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 2: everybody had to wear, but you got to accessorize it

802
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 2: with a coat that no one gets to talk about.

803
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: You got to accessorize it with a coat.

804
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 2: It's like, well, going back to house the dragon. I

805
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 2: promise it's worth it. Kai, since you watched do you

806
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 2: know varies?

807
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 3: I only watched half of the last episode.

808
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 2: Okay, but the varies the dude with the cane all

809
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 2: the way around. Someone fucking emailed me and said that

810
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 2: we are uncanny, the verbiage uncanny that we look like twins. Bitch,

811
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god.

812
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't think it looks like Wait, it's crazy who

813
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: Drew gets compared to. Every now and then when people

814
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: realize the size of my forehead, I get called Lily

815
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: Rose dead.

816
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 2: No, they're toxic, like that does not look and they

817
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 2: sent this fucking screenshot.

818
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: No, Oh, that's fucked up.

819
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 2: It's toxic.

820
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: Also, like it's fucked up for us to look at

821
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: a picture of another human being and be like, that's

822
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,280
Speaker 1: fun that you look like that. That's literally my favorite

823
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: thing is like when you really think about how the

824
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: people you know look in your dreams and they kind

825
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 1: of don't look like that, Like, does that make sense?

826
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: Like that's if my brain was trying to remember how

827
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: you looked like in my dream.

828
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, literally, I think it's.

829
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets that does not look like you.

830
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 2: Literally sick like bitch, fuck y'all.

831
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: Also, I think this week I'm gonna go and buy

832
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of bars of soap and start making the

833
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: soup the zap the soap crunching contact with the phone,

834
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: because I really want to do that. But I was

835
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 1: watching this video of this girl put a bunch of

836
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: soaps into like like pond like amount of water in

837
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: her sink and letting it sit there and then playing

838
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: with it. I was like, this is pushing it. Like

839
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: first of all, all of the soaps looked used, like

840
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: none of them were brand new. All of them looked

841
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: used to the same thinness, And I was like, is

842
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: there a world where she's really just sitting in her

843
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: kitchen and washing her hands for like thirty minutes to

844
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,479
Speaker 1: get all these soaps this thin? And then my other

845
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: thought was I just gaffed all over myself because I

846
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: really want to crunch soap. Also, to clarify, I keep

847
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: saying gaff. I don't know why, but it's literally just

848
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: giving a fuck. So I gave a fuck all over there.

849
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just can't stop. I just can't stop gaffing.

850
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 2: I just can't stop gaffing.

851
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: I think it's because I kept texting people like I

852
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 1: don't like I don't give a fuck, like ID gaff

853
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I need to stop saying

854
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, because at the end of

855
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: the day, I gaff like and I gaff hard. Is

856
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: gaffing a real word?

857
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: I remember that, like, well that hold the mykes, they're gaffers,

858
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: and then gaffing to gaff is like a.

859
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: Wait, but gaff is an actual verb. I forget that.

860
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: The English language is like, actually very broad, and I

861
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: shouldn't just be saying things because gaffing actually means the

862
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: whales are gaffed, speared, or knife to death.

863
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 2: So it's like stabbing people. I stabbing people are stabbing

864
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 2: today stabbing and said, hey, well I went into Brandy

865
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: Melville and none of the clothes fit you. I literally, bitch,

866
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 2: you fucked up my joke because all of the clothes

867
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,959
Speaker 2: literally slipped off my body, like they were so big

868
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 2: on me, even the smallest size.

869
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: Actually, I took my teenage sister to Brandy Melville and

870
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: she Verbatim goes, all of these clothes are too big,

871
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, okay, be nice.

872
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 2: What is it?

873
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: You know what my workout routine has been, because I

874
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: feel like now that people know I'm not on those

875
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 1: I'm big, They're gonna be like, oh, what are you doing?

876
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: I've just been doing those white lady classes, exercise.

877
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: Classes, exercise with the drumsticks.

878
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: Did they do everything but fucking work out did I

879
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,879
Speaker 1: found a new one?

880
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 2: They like call it like ten tin reps of hip

881
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 2: hip hoorayship hooray what what.

882
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 5: Like?

883
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 2: The song looks maxing and pheromone maxing? Why why do

884
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 2: we pit two people against each other where both God's

885
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: precious creature is maxing?

886
00:43:50,480 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 6: Anyways, Okay, you drew the sound.

887
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: I fear I have nothing else to say.

888
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 2: Oh I got so, I got some shit to say.

889
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 2: I got some shit to say, and.

890
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: I really have to poop. I can't lie.

891
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I so typically when I come back to Texas,

892
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: right before I come back, I just shave my beard

893
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 2: off because I'm like, it's disgusting. I want it off

894
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: my face. But I was like freaking the fuck out

895
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 2: one night, and I was like, I don't know why

896
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 2: I did this to myself, but I was like, I

897
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 2: want to see what would happen if I dyed my

898
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,479
Speaker 2: beard darker, like I wanted to see it. I did it, bitch.

899
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 2: I died the entire bottom half of my face fucking brown.

900
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 2: So I can't shave my goddamn beard till it comes out.

901
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 2: But I think it's mostly now.

902
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 3: Bro.

903
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 2: I recorded the whole thing because I think.

904
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: That's what people low key do is Like it's like

905
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: guys with thinning beards will do that so that their

906
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: beard looks more full.

907
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 2: I recorded, yeah wimming on.

908
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 1: The first day. Oh Drew, you gave yourself a line.

909
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: I know, a bitch. I literally had like a proper

910
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 2: fucking line. This was I think, like pre washed, but

911
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 2: like it's pretty much that. No, it doesn't look like

912
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 2: that anymore. No, No, not not close. I like I

913
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: made like a concoction of like olive oil and iicipprople

914
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 2: alcohol and I grabbed like my mom's like grainy fucking exfoliator.

915
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 2: I completely damaged my skin barrier on this half of

916
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 2: my face. It's ruined for months, if not years. But

917
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: I just scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed until it like

918
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 2: came out of the closet.

919
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: Well. I was talking to my dad because for some reason,

920
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: I had this idea that my dad was somebody who

921
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: never got high, and he spent his twenties high as fuck,

922
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: like when he first moved to the US.

923
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 2: We both have their dads.

924
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: He said he would go to concerts and he was

925
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: like the kind of person that if somebody handed him

926
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,479
Speaker 1: a blunt, he would just fucking smoke it. He didn't

927
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 1: give me so literally, he was literally he was talking

928
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: about how he was so high one time that he

929
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: had to like crawl up to his because he was

930
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: scared of falling down the stairs.

931
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 2: Been there except I took I took Traza doone and

932
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 2: lunesta and fainted ten times. Drew Syup, It's drew sy Up.

933
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 2: It's drew si up corn corner. Drew Syup, It's drew

934
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 2: sy Up. It just sounds like, bitch, if you need

935
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 2: three to four edibles to get high, stop wasting your money.

936
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 2: You're ready for cocaine.

937
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: That's fucked up.

938
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 2: Bitches, be like, I'm a scorpio bitch. I don't give

939
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 2: a fuck if you got scoliosis. Lick my balls. Okay,

940
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 2: whooping kids nowadays don't work. You gotta pepper spray those

941
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 2: little motherfuckers.

942
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: It's literally, I feel my siblings.

943
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: I heard their government was put in chips inside of people.

944
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 2: I hope I get hot cheetos.

945
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 4: Ladies.

946
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: Don't let a man who drinks Boba t raise his

947
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 2: voice at you. You talk to him, woman to woman.

948
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: That's good, dude. This Mike has been like slowly descending

949
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: into hell, this whole.

950
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 2: Episode hanging out with Oriyan and Ninya is like going

951
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 2: to therapy where no one gets better.

952
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: No Orian and me genuinely, I mean she posted it

953
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: tik talk ones because all we do is go like

954
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: exactly in our tax and we've done that before. That

955
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: was a meme, and that's always say to each other.

956
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: We're always saying exactly, no, exactly.

957
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 2: Whoever made those foot long subway cookie muck bangs with

958
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,439
Speaker 2: the bowl of ice milk, neither pussy eight for thirty

959
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 2: two hours straight.

960
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: That would be painful.

961
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 2: Also, I just need to shout out Preston been carrying.

962
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 2: Preston sends me like at least eight a week, and

963
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 2: I use at least one of them.

964
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: So that makes me so happy because I would like

965
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: to assume that that person just sits in their bed

966
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: high as fucking screenshots shit knowing that they're gonna send it.

967
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 2: I think that's literally the fucking vibe. And I don't

968
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 2: know if it's Preston, the TikTok user that also sends

969
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 2: me emails for Drew Syep, I don't know. Also Emily

970
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 2: Folmer sent one, but I'll do one freaking more. Lick

971
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 2: her c section scar and say I love you, my

972
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: little zip lock baggy. That's kind of gnarly.

973
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:52,280
Speaker 1: Huh No, nothing will ever be more gnarly than the cemetery.

974
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 2: The haunted pussy bitches with sdds calling themselves a snack. Okay,

975
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 2: seven million pounds of borehead meat that was recalled for lysteria.

976
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: Dude, I actually have been so scared of lasteria.

977
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 2: Okay, food poisoning. Shout out Ashton. And those were my

978
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 2: uh gay little syops for this week.

979
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: Well, this is my media of the week. I rewatched

980
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: Portrait of a Lady on Fire, whatever man, and I'm

981
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: still listening to tin Man by America, And honestly, the

982
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: only song I want to shout out is Can't Do

983
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: a Thing by Chris Isaac Oh. And actually I've been

984
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: listening to so much Chapel Roone, like it's actually diabolical.

985
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: And now Chapel Roone reminds me of my sister and

986
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: my dad because in Miami, every time we got in

987
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: the car, I would just play it, and my dad

988
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: likes chapel He was like, he was like, this is good.

989
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: He was like, this reminds me when music was so fun.

990
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 1: And then my dad was just talking to me about

991
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: like all the music he really liked, and it was

992
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: really sweet because I was like, damn, I wonder if like,

993
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: because I know there are some people who actually don't

994
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,439
Speaker 1: like give a fuck at all about music, Like there

995
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: are people like that in the world who I think

996
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: are the killers. But I've convinced myself that it is

997
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: genetic to like the same music as your parents, because

998
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: all the music my dad grew up listening to his

999
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: the music I love. But also but he didn't play

1000
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: it when I was growing up.

1001
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: But whatever, this is my media.

1002
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 4: You're ready, people, I know places I go make me

1003
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 4: feel tongue tied. I can see how people look down

1004
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 4: there on the inside where the story.

1005
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 2: And then this one.

1006
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 3: Driving on.

1007
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: You could be a shadow. Okay, we should just be

1008
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: do these with leaving the backtracking vocals and see if

1009
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: we can make them sound.

1010
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 2: Rarely make them sound driving. But what people don't realize

1011
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: is at the end of every song, hold on, wait

1012
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 2: what is this fuck? Oh I'm so bad? Wait, this

1013
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 2: is a good part.

1014
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 3: This is a good part.

1015
00:51:53,960 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: More than a friend to me everywhere. That's a good media.

1016
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 2: Honestly, Yeah, I feel like that's pretty advance, like it's

1017
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 2: there's songs I like, and unfortunately I was singing.

1018
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: Them all right. Well, thank you guys so much for watching,

1019
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: Thanks for sticking with us through this funky transition.

1020
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 2: Back in the fucking kitchen, baby, some of y'all got

1021
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 2: what you fucking wanted. Bitch I saw, we need to

1022
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 2: get them back in the fucking kitchen. I saw that,

1023
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 2: bitch y'all said, y'all didn't even like the set in

1024
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: the first I bake as fun, but look we're back.

1025
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: Design that sack it down like.

1026
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 2: Wee chill chill, cho choo chill. But yeah, thanks for

1027
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 2: sticking by us. Peace and love and unity and respect.

1028
00:52:55,200 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 2: You're amazed. Balls sh