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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey and we've got a brand

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Speaker 1: new full hour for you today. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for being here. We've got a brand new loser line,

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Speaker 1: new Laser Stories. Oh, a new second date with one

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Speaker 1: of the wildest hobbies or passions or whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to call it from anyone we've ever.

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Speaker 2: Had on this show.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know this existed, but Jose was probably you

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Speaker 1: were I heard already in tune with Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to say too much.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's coming up in just a second. But we

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Speaker 1: always love to start with your comments because you're the

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Speaker 1: reason we're here. Yeah, yeah, Julie, we love you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Larry said, I live on the best beach in deep

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Speaker 1: South Florida. I listened religiously, but it makes me want

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Speaker 1: to move. I'm scared of drinking the water and becoming

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Speaker 1: the Florida man that becomes a headline on Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: So Mundy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that he looks at the water and

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Speaker 3: it's already tempting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you are. We get out of Florida and Today's

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories always a ninety percent chance with that, we

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Speaker 1: hear Larry, We know who it is, Yes, exactly, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna fight out if it's you or starting the full

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Speaker 1: new episode right now.

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Speaker 4: It feels like we talk about it every year on

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Speaker 4: this show. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Christmas, Halloween.

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Speaker 4: I hate this guessing.

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Speaker 1: I just followed along Jose started out.

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Speaker 4: No, it's either our personal opinions or the national rankings

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Speaker 4: of the best fast food restaurants out there.

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Speaker 1: It's always like it's really the top five, just kind

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Speaker 1: of switching places.

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Speaker 4: You know, Well, personally, I've never wavered because for me,

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Speaker 4: as a California kid, number one has always been in

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Speaker 4: and out.

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Speaker 1: It is good.

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Speaker 4: Nothing beats in and out. And that's why the viral

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Speaker 4: clip I'm about to play for you makes me even

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Speaker 4: more proud of my selection, because it's from a woman

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Speaker 4: in la who was waiting in the drive through line

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Speaker 4: and saw somebody cut.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so just.

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Speaker 5: Listen, everybody's waiting in line on this side street. There's

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Speaker 5: so many cars in line. This silver Toyota cuts everybody

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Speaker 5: right at the corner of the side street in the driveway,

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Speaker 5: and I see it all happen. The staff still takes

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Speaker 5: their order and everything. So when it was my attorney

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Speaker 5: to order. I placed my order and then I was like,

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Speaker 5: by the way, like that silver Toyota cut everybody in line.

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Speaker 5: He's like, oh yeah, I saw them do that. They

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Speaker 5: which basically means that they're going to take his order,

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Speaker 5: but they'll tell him to pull out, put his blinkers

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Speaker 5: on in the front, and then they're just going to

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Speaker 4: Order as if he were to wait in line.

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Speaker 5: Anyways, love it out so much.

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Speaker 1: Justice, that's that's animal style. I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 4: I asked you, would Burger King do that? Would Jack

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't Burger Heaven and Burger Hole, And we mostly

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Speaker 1: The drive through Actually the window is really high to meet.

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Speaker 4: The kes, even less classy than I originally shot it was.

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Speaker 4: But in and out is one hundred percent pure class.

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Speaker 4: Just like the man who's about to shock us in

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Speaker 4: the next with the shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: I bet he uses the same policy here. If Brook

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Speaker 4: tries to cut in line on Alexis's question, no Hammer's

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Speaker 4: coming down, Jake, give it to us, animal stole.

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Speaker 2: If you noticed an extra chill in the air this morning,

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Speaker 2: it could be because Jose accidentally left his fridge open

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Speaker 2: all night again. Or it might be because it's the

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Speaker 2: first official day of fall, and nothing screams fall more

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Speaker 2: obnoxiously right now than pumpkin spice.

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Speaker 1: Had one, Dude, Pecan's coming for you pumpkins flavor.

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Speaker 2: We've heard of many weird products on this show. It

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Speaker 2: Pumpkin or Frumpkin edition plenty of twenty, say number one

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Speaker 2: woman whose skin today is beaming with that natural pumpkin glow.

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Speaker 2: A number two, Alexis, your fall based product is pumpkin

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Speaker 2: spiced Atlantic salmon. Who says, pumpkin spice. It's just for

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Speaker 2: lantes dive into autumn with every flaky bite. Is that

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Speaker 5: I can't imagine the smell between like a fish and

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it's already. Maybe it's like for

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Speaker 1: pumpkin cream cheese though, you know, I mean, you have

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Speaker 1: pumpkin fish. So it's fine as you like. They draw

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Speaker 1: the line here and this is frumpkin.

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Speaker 2: Alexis says, frumpkin pumpkin. It's real. Here's a picture of it.

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Speaker 2: It's disconcerted.

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Speaker 4: Oh gosh, that is the most disgusting looking package fish

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Speaker 4: I've ever seen it. It's like a deep dark orange.

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Speaker 4: It's cooked.

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Speaker 1: I was really hoping it was going to be canned.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why it made me feel.

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Speaker 2: Brooks, your turn two is off the board.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me five.

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Speaker 2: Brook Your fall based product is Pumpkin Spice SPF fifty sunscreen.

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Speaker 4: That would you mean?

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Speaker 2: This product combines the classic scent of fall spices with

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Speaker 2: a summary UV blocking formula and the lotion's orange tint

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Speaker 2: ensures a sun kissed autumn glow with the cinnamon heavy aroma.

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Speaker 4: It's still Marlin.

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Speaker 2: So I guess is that pumpkin or frumpkin? You can

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Speaker 2: use it all year long.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting.

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Speaker 3: I mean, think about it.

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Speaker 1: I could see it at Bathom Body Works right to

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Speaker 1: check up your pumpkin hand sanitizer and your pumpkin SPF.

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Speaker 1: But I just think combining fall and a summer product

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Speaker 1: is too crazy for me. I'm gonna say frumpkin.

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Speaker 2: Brook says, frumpkin too crazy. Indeed, that is Frumpkin.

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Speaker 1: It kind of sounds good, though.

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Speaker 2: More things should smell like better face. Yeah, Jose, it's

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Speaker 2: your turn. Two and five have been chosen, all right,

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Speaker 2: let's go eight.

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Speaker 4: Jose.

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Speaker 2: Your fall based product is Pumpkin spice beard oil. Use

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Speaker 2: your facial hair with a rich, decadent scent that makes

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Speaker 2: every head turn. Is that Pumpkin or Frumken?

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Speaker 1: Hair, dude, and remember no shave November. I mean you're

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Speaker 1: getting up. Yeah, for that time of year where they

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Speaker 1: everybody grows it out.

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Speaker 2: I think pumpkin here, Jose says pumpkin. He thinks it's

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Speaker 2: a real thing. Yeah, I'm sorry, that's unfortunately frumpkin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it should be. We should have met it.

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Speaker 1: Lexus would be attracted to every man with a beer.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey, it's your turn. Two, five and eight are off

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Speaker 4: A didn't number from you, number ten, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Your fall product is a pumpkin spiced chicken sausage Autumn

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Speaker 2: never tasted so juicy. Spice up your breakfast with a

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Speaker 2: seasonal twist, Jack, a Lander juice is squirt out during

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Speaker 2: every bite. Is that pumpkin or frumpkin?

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Speaker 4: It's weird because you already have two flavors in it

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Speaker 1: But have you ever checked out the chicken sausages at

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Speaker 1: like Trader Joe's. There is probably fifteen different flavors from.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't spend time with.

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Speaker 1: Apple apples, big, How is that much different than pumpkin? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Those are very different fruits. So I don't think it's

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Speaker 4: pumpkins and apples are much different than each other. I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna say this is too much. So it's a frumpkin

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey says, frumpkin. Pumpkin that is real. Yes, again, a

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Speaker 4: What you said the sausages are gray?

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Speaker 1: You didn't listen to the sausage experts over here. Sausage experts,

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Speaker 1: that's not the type of sausage expert that I prefer.

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Speaker 2: After all, that that means today's sausage expert is brook

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Speaker 2: with plenty of twenty all right.

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Speaker 4: So sausage Queen gets the choos. Who gets shocked today?

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Speaker 4: Shim is going to be whoever it is is going

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Speaker 4: to be singing September by Earth, Wind and Fire. Who's

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Speaker 10: Broke?

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Speaker 1: Well for not listening to us, it's you, Joff, I.

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Speaker 4: Heard, Jose So good job.

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Speaker 1: Just typical, so typical. Take it for the teamside.

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Speaker 4: Do you remember the twenty first night of September? No,

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Speaker 4: I don't. That was your shock collar question of the

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Speaker 4: Day Pumpkin Spice Edition. Your phone's Out's coming up in

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Speaker 4: just a few minutes.

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Brooke, I need you to weigh in on this one.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, because I think

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Speaker 4: we all agree the best things about being a senior citizen.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that.

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Speaker 4: I know, I'm with you. I'm just saying the best

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Speaker 4: things about being a senior citizen are the sweet discounts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but my parents are like, dude, getting

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Speaker 4: But the discounts though, I mean early Bird special at

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Speaker 4: the Home Country buff Hello. The worst thing about being

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And according to a new report, there's more than a

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Speaker 4: few groups of seniors who are trying to actually cancel

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Speaker 4: the words senior because it makes them sound too old

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Speaker 4: and they don't want to be reminded of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, So the seniors are getting sens what do

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Speaker 1: they want to be called?

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Speaker 2: Boomer?

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Speaker 4: The thing is, it's especially frustrating for the boomers who

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Speaker 4: are in their early sixties. They want to be separated

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Speaker 4: from the older people who are in their eighties.

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Speaker 2: I could see that nineties.

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Speaker 1: Also, eighties isn't any best?

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Speaker 3: Why So they're like, look, I'm a sixty year old boomer.

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Speaker 3: Knock a bird's eighty five year old pop the.

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Speaker 1: Young people of the boomer generation.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they don't.

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Speaker 4: That's why. Instead, they'd like to be called Generation Jones.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to your next laser story. Out of Leeds, England,

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Speaker 4: Forty four year old Emma Graves was home in her bedroom,

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Speaker 4: Grand Theft Auto on her PlayStation and robbing people.

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Speaker 2: And you know, stealing cars is a little bit soothing.

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Speaker 1: It just feels good, it does okay.

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Speaker 4: Suddenly real life police filled her bedroom and were shouting

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, control button that you can do in real life.

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Speaker 4: The real criminal surrendered feet away from Emma as she

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Speaker 12: Dang.

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Speaker 4: As for Emma, she's staying with family while her apartment's

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Speaker 4: she's able to play g T A five again, switch

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Speaker 10: You know that.

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Speaker 4: This actually as your story is out of barstool Bay.

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Speaker 4: The new trend in night life is, if you can

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Speaker 1: Oh this is interesting, like the fancy ones that take

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Speaker 4: That's like a good comedy shows. If you're seeing Kevin Hart,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's just because they don't need to steal

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, just coincidentally. This all started in Washington, d C.

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Speaker 4: At a spot called Rock Harper. The owner says, if

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Speaker 4: to do to get it is lock up their phone.

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Speaker 4: So pouches are passed out to all the patrons. Guests

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Speaker 4: can keep their phone on them, they just can't access

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Speaker 1: Oh Man, So no, like look where I like, no

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Speaker 1: free promotion for the bar. It feels like you can't.

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Speaker 3: Even take a picture of the bar.

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Speaker 4: Nope. He says. They really wanted to lean into people

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Speaker 1: That is sweet. So when I was at a bar

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Speaker 4: Know, any times we were talking about something and.

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Speaker 2: This should be great.

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Speaker 3: It's like put the bill, I'm like, well, I can't

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So if the thought of going to a bar without

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Speaker 4: on it. Because there's currently a four week wait list

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Speaker 4: to get a reservation at this place. The cell phone

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Speaker 4: free bar is that popular.

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Speaker 1: Yay, I already.

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Speaker 9: Feel vulnerable just thinking about it.

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Speaker 4: This next Laer Stories out of the Plaything Playhouse and

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Speaker 4: we do this every year. The National Toy Hall of

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Speaker 4: Fame just at least the finalist for this year's class. Okay,

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Speaker 4: they are the board games Battleship Catan and Trivial Pursuit Nice,

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Speaker 4: along with Connect four, Cornhole Ferbies, The Scooter, Slime, What Snow,

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Speaker 4: the spirograph, a Star Wars, Lightsaber, and Tickle Me Elmore.

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Speaker 2: Including Snow.

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Speaker 1: I know, how do you vote?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: It would be hard to just pick one?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What's a spirograph? Didn't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: It's like you put the pen in and you move

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Speaker 4: And it makes different It's like a plastic square basically,

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Speaker 4: Good, So because we established it, it would drive me

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Speaker 4: it up. Battleship, Slime, and Connect four. We're all nominated

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Speaker 4: so this is their second shot. Winners will be voted

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Speaker 1: No, you think it's kind of messed up. They don't

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Speaker 4: A thing where it's like most kids won't know what

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: Has been around for a while.

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Speaker 9: Plus every kid's like, this is my favorite toy, and

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Speaker 1: Oh, new joy, that's a good.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of Hall of Fame games, this guy's favorite is Monopoly.

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Speaker 3: Really see that coming me neither.

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Speaker 4: Actually, he always insists on being the shoe.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's why.

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Speaker 4: Nobody knows the reason why, though I think he do.

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Speaker 4: It's a mystery. And that's how means Labor Stories has

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Speaker 4: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 4: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We've heard the saying practice makes perfect.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 4: I was born perfect, so I don't personally relate to it.

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Speaker 4: But and he didn't even practice being born.

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Speaker 4: It's more achievable. But for most people, that means playing

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Speaker 4: get home. Yeah, or shooting a basketball five thousand times

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Speaker 3: It's that muscle memory.

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Speaker 1: Joe, Is that why I'm not good?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? But one guy said he's been trying to improve

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Speaker 4: a certain skill by practicing it on all the statues

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Speaker 3: The heck, why do I go to a bad place?

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Speaker 4: It's even weirder than whatever you might be picturing in

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Speaker 1: Right now trying to get better.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna hear it when we play his voicemail in

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Speaker 4: a brand new loser line coming up right after this?

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Speaker 11: Is this the right number? It's a loser line. Good by,

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Speaker 11: Just call me.

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Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 4: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 4: on you. There, excuse me, miss, but I think you

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Speaker 4: should know. I'm a big vegetable fan and you are

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Speaker 4: the finest cutecumber in the bunch. Oh wait, Banana's coming

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Speaker 4: bunches cucumbers.

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Speaker 3: Darn it, I buy it.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, resist the urge to hold up your

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Speaker 4: hand and give him your middle cucumber instead, tell him

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Speaker 4: you'd like to tickle his pickle as long as his

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Speaker 4: mom okays it first. That's when you give him the

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Speaker 4: number to the loser line, so hopefully he can leave

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Speaker 4: an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 12: Next message, Richard, it's me Pet. You had said that

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Speaker 12: you live locally, so I thought maybe that you would

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Speaker 12: be around. But I do play pickle ball on Thursday.

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Speaker 12: I don't know if you are free. I don't know

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Speaker 12: if you would want to play, but if you do,

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Speaker 12: I need a partner because my normal partner, Jenny fell

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Speaker 12: getting out of a hot tub. So I would really

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Speaker 12: love if you were available and you want to join me.

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Speaker 12: It's fun. I made my own paddle cover with recycled

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Speaker 12: Whole Food stags. It's a little loud, but it gets

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Speaker 12: the job done, just like yours. Truly next message.

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Speaker 4: This was a mistake. I like this lady.

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Speaker 1: Why do I imagine her on the call while Jenny's still

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Speaker 1: on the ground. Yeah, this will get his attention because.

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Speaker 4: What's she implying by I get the job done?

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Speaker 3: Clearly?

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Speaker 4: It's not helping her friends out of hot dubs safely.

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Speaker 4: Because Jenny was a fatality of I don't know if

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Speaker 4: she's a fatality. Was sorry, she was a victim, a victim.

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Speaker 4: Hopefully Jenny will she's okay, Jenny. Our hearts go out

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Speaker 4: to you wherever you are.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Sienna, it's so, did I get the time wrong?

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Speaker 8: I thought you said they call exactly at nine thirty

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Speaker 8: pm so we could brush our teeth together over the phone.

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Speaker 13: And I've been calling for a while, but it's now

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Speaker 13: like nine thirty eight, so.

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Speaker 14: I don't know.

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Speaker 13: I mean, maybe you forgot. Anyway, I'm here, I might

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Speaker 13: as well do it on the phone. Look, I just

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Speaker 13: pretend that you're going to be with me. So I'm

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Speaker 13: brushing my teeth next to the phone, And can you

477
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Speaker 13: hear I'm rushing? They are knife and clean.

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Speaker 8: I'm using censide with extra lightning power makes a really

479
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Speaker 8: good shine. It's suberinty and it feels very very nice.

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Speaker 8: It feel a lot very sure if you're brushing with

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Speaker 8: me next message.

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Speaker 4: Wow, was he brushing a different body part because he

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Speaker 4: was talking? Really, that entire promise was just playing a

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Speaker 4: sound effect.

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Speaker 1: It felt Yeah, he's got good.

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Speaker 4: It's one way or the other. We are in the

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Speaker 4: middle of another fun and very bizarre edition of the

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Speaker 4: Loser Line. But remember we're on YouTube, We're on TikTok,

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Speaker 4: Insta and all the podcast platforms. So look us up

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Speaker 4: at Brooke and Jeffrey. Let's go on to the next clips.

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Speaker 15: Can you just tell me what the hell is going on?

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Speaker 16: Because like, are we actually doing this book club thing

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Speaker 16: or not? I mean, you seemed so excited about it

494
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Speaker 16: when we met the other night, because may I.

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Speaker 2: Remind you you even want and said.

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Speaker 15: Oh hey, maybe we should start a book club, and

497
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Speaker 15: I thought, Wow, finally, finally someone who's actually serious about

498
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Speaker 15: reading and wine and maybe I can find some smart,

499
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Speaker 15: like minded women who care about something other than Love Island.

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Speaker 15: I'm so over that I can't even so I don't know,

501
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Speaker 15: did I misunderstand?

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Speaker 2: Are we actually starting this?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 15: Was it just the Molly talking then night? Like what

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Speaker 15: is going on.

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Speaker 16: Because I already bought stuff I told you I would, so, like,

507
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Speaker 16: what the hell am I supposed to do.

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Speaker 15: With twenty copies of warm Piece?

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Speaker 11: Now?

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Speaker 15: I drafted discussion questions. I've written my thoughts on in

511
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Speaker 15: my insight journal, like what the hell have you done?

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Speaker 16: Okay, you you you screwed me, Heather, that's what you did.

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Speaker 2: You screwed me.

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Speaker 6: And just like Cam getting.

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Speaker 16: Played by Claudius the.

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Speaker 15: Entire time, just total betrayal, and I honestly I hope

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Speaker 15: you're happy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Wow, you can kind of tell what happened where

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Speaker 4: It's like they started off all on the same page,

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Speaker 4: like let's start a book club, and then this woman

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Speaker 4: was like we should read in it, and they were like,

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Speaker 4: wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: She went wrong with Warren Peace. Yeah, I suggested some

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Speaker 1: monster porn basically Darns and roses a guitar. Yes, that one,

525
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Speaker 1: that one. The Love Island Girls would have been totally on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Brook's gonna post her monster porn recommendations for you

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Speaker 4: at the end of this video.

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Speaker 1: Is that not the right word for very smart? That's

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Speaker 1: word very smart.

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Speaker 7: That's next message.

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Speaker 10: Hey, I don't know if you remember we we shook

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Speaker 10: hands the other night at Carrie's place, and listen, I

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Speaker 10: just I can't stop thinking about it, like just like,

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Speaker 10: I mean, the way that our hands met, you know,

535
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Speaker 10: firm but gentle, kind of like a perfect business deal

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Speaker 10: really with but with chemistry.

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Speaker 7: It's just, uh, I've.

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Speaker 10: Never had a handshake feeling like that before in my

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Speaker 10: entire life. I don't know if you feel the same way.

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Speaker 10: But I keep wondering though, you know, was my grip

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Speaker 10: too strong or I'm worried did I hold on too

542
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Speaker 10: long because I don't want it seemed like desperate or anything.

543
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Speaker 10: But I have been practicing handshakes on some of the

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Speaker 10: statues in the park over the past few days to

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Speaker 10: uh like nail the timing.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, wow, oh my god, I have totally come

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Speaker 1: away from a handshake like that was good.

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Speaker 4: That's on it.

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Speaker 1: You just did that. You've left too much space, at

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Speaker 1: least for.

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Speaker 4: Radio, and at least he's taken steps to like try

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Speaker 4: and work on his handshake. Just don't be surprised if

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Speaker 4: there's an alert on the local news or something tonight

554
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Speaker 4: man in park creepily shakes hands with statues. Don't be alarmed.

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Speaker 1: That's not going to get the police called on you.

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Speaker 1: It's the shaking the other parts of the statues that's

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Speaker 1: the problem.

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Speaker 4: Struggled. Make sure you subscribe to our Brook and Jeffery

559
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Speaker 4: YouTube page where you can find all of your favorite

560
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Speaker 4: loser lines of the week. We highlight him there just

561
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Speaker 4: for you, along with all of our second dates and

562
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Speaker 4: are awkward Tuesdays, we're going to do a phone tap

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Speaker 4: actually coming up right after this.

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning time for your

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Speaker 4: phone tap. And today we call a guy who loves

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Speaker 4: his job. Likes it. Loves it because he's a groundskeeper

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Speaker 4: for a cluster of Little League fields where he's in

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Speaker 4: charge of the grass, drawing, the chalk lines, everything. But

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Speaker 4: he takes a lot of pride in his work. So recently,

571
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Speaker 4: when he heard his leg and had to take a

572
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Speaker 4: few weeks off, he was nervous that they hired a

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Speaker 4: temporary replacement who could screw it all up. Well, good news,

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Speaker 4: I know his replacement and he is absolutely going to

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Speaker 4: screw it up because his name is Stoner Matt. He's

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Speaker 4: in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 11: It's another.

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Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, who is this?

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Speaker 3: My name is Max is your name, Blaine?

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Speaker 7: What is this called concern?

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Speaker 9: I'm the guy who's filling in for you for the

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Speaker 9: lawnmower position.

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Speaker 3: At the like the Little League field or whatever.

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, yeah, you're the person who's filling in for

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Speaker 7: me taking care of the landscaping duties.

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Speaker 9: Well, look, I know I'm supposed to like escape the land, but.

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Speaker 3: What exactly does that mean?

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Speaker 7: Look, you only have three tasks. You need to mow

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Speaker 7: the lawn, okay, and then you need to lay down shock.

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Speaker 3: Wait okay, but can I stop mowing the lawn part?

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Speaker 3: Do I have to do the whole thing?

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Speaker 2: We're gonna need to mow the entire area.

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Speaker 7: Every area that looks like it has been mowed previously,

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Speaker 7: you need to mow it again.

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Speaker 9: But what about the dirt parts, because like at the

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Speaker 9: end there was like dirt by the wall.

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Speaker 7: You don't go by that part at all. That is

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Speaker 7: the warning.

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Speaker 3: Track warning for what am I in danger?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Have you ever played baseball at all? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I played baseball on the Wii and then I lost

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Speaker 3: the controller.

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Speaker 7: So wow, dude, you're the guy they hired to take

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Speaker 7: my place.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, but like I have a super smash brothers turning

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Speaker 9: at like four o'clock today.

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Speaker 3: So how long do you think this is gonna take?

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Speaker 7: I mean, I've never timed it, but it should take

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Speaker 7: less than two hours.

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Speaker 4: Two hours?

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Speaker 7: Whoa shouldn't take that long. It's very straightforward. Mow the grass,

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Speaker 7: retrace the shalka and then the very last pack it's

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Speaker 7: collected trash.

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Speaker 3: Uh Is it those white things I see on the dirt?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, they should be green back.

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Speaker 3: No, No, you're confused. These are white bags are in

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Speaker 3: the middle of the dirt.

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Speaker 7: You are talking about the basic.

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Speaker 9: Oh they look like little ground marshmallows.

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Speaker 10: The kids show up at two p m Oh, they're

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Speaker 10: going to take the field.

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Speaker 3: Could you just like tell them to come later?

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Speaker 7: Like, we cannot do that. Everyone has agreed that too

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Speaker 7: is the time to show up and that when they

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Speaker 7: show up at too the field will be most.

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Speaker 9: Okay, look, I can like super speed this up. I

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Speaker 9: just need to take it.

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Speaker 7: Highly suggests that I just need.

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Speaker 9: To take a sip but my energy drink and then

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Speaker 9: it'll give me energy some horn.

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Speaker 13: What are you doing?

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Speaker 7: What aren't you doing? What that what you think that sound? What?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: That was my energy drink?

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Speaker 16: Man.

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Speaker 7: That does not sound like an energy drink.

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Speaker 9: I know they're called five five hours, but this is

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Speaker 9: gonna lead to at least an eight hour.

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Speaker 2: Now, well, here man, we job.

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Speaker 9: No, it's gonna be cool, dude. Like, once I finish

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00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 9: my popcorn, you couldn't.

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Speaker 6: Be eating popcorn.

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Speaker 4: You should be working.

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Speaker 9: Excuse me, pardon Blaine, but there's actually a snack bar

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Speaker 9: filled with popcorn all location.

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Speaker 3: Well I'm a kid at.

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Speaker 7: Heart, so you smoked yourself stupid?

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Speaker 2: What is going on over there?

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Speaker 9: It's chill, bro. The door was locked, so I just

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Speaker 9: ninjed my way onto the roof. Now I can't find

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Speaker 9: the emergency hatch to get in.

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Speaker 7: Do not move, I'm coming down there right now. I'm

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Speaker 7: getting my clutches. Don't move, don't touch anything, don't do

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Speaker 7: anything else there.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'll just be here with your roommate Dan, and

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Speaker 9: we're just gonna eat popcorn and like wait for.

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Speaker 4: You to show up.

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Speaker 7: What do you mean Dan doesn't work there? Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Dan's the man bro. He works for me on Brook

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Speaker 9: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Because are you getting high again?

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Speaker 9: No, no, brother, this is actually jose from the radio

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Speaker 9: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 11: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not the landscaper man.

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Speaker 9: This is actually jose from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Your friend Dan set you.

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Speaker 12: Oh my god.

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Speaker 9: He said, you have a cast on your leg and

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00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 9: you're stuck in your room all day and he just

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Speaker 9: wanted to cheer you up.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 3: He said, you're pretty bummed out right now.

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00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 7: I was like, who is this sid burnout that they

681
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 7: got to replace me? This is not gonna work.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you sound pretty stress like.

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Speaker 9: I have some energy drinks that could maybe make you

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00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 9: feel more relaxed.

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00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 7: Do you just have that as a sound effect on you?

686
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tell you, because you actually.

687
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 7: Made the week up.

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Speaker 11: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: There's an elite group of people in the world of

691
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 4: dating who have never ever been rejected. They're charming, they're funny,

692
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 4: they're good looking. Their names Jeffrey. Sorry, I don't make

693
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 4: the rules. Take it up with Jeffrey Goldbloom if you

694
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 4: have a problem. But we have a listener on the

695
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 4: phone with us who's completely baffled after he didn't get

696
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 4: a callback, and if this doesn't work out, it's gonna

697
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 4: literally be the first time he's ever been rejected. Can

698
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 4: we get him to keep his perfect dating record alive?

699
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 4: We're at least gonna try and your brand new second

700
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 4: date update next second date update date. I'm calling it

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00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 4: right now. We're gonna put one up in the ELL

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00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 4: column today. Okay for love?

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00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: Oh? I was excited and then I realized it wasn't

704
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: a WO no L for love.

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00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about the listener who emailed us,

706
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 4: the date he went on, or the person they want

707
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 4: us to call, But I just have this feeling deep

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00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 4: down that by the end of this segment it's gonna

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00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 4: be love one crippling loneliness zero. Jeff, let's go because

710
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,280
Speaker 4: our listener Danny definitely needs some love and Danny, welcome

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00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 4: to the show. You ready for a big L today?

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00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 7: See, I'm ready for a big w.

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00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 11: L.

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00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 4: We need to give you some L.

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00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 7: I like Danny, Thank you, I appreciate you.

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00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: I will say Jeff came pretty aggressive with that L.

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00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 8: Oh.

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00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I'm confident about this call and he's trying.

719
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 3: To change the Ellen to love. It's all I'm messed

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00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 3: up for you.

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00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 4: J Yeah, let's get back on track here, Danny. So

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00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 4: let's start at the beginning. Tell us about the person

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00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 4: you want us to call today.

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00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, guys, I met this nice young lady by the

725
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 7: name of Jessica at Whole Foods. I usually meet most

726
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 7: of my you know, higher class women at Whole Foods.

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00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 3: Look at that.

728
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: Well wait, when you say Jessica was a nice lady,

729
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 4: you mean like, looks why is nice?

730
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 3: Or she was actually a nice person.

731
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 7: When you talk to her all the whole shebang.

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00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: Okay, so all the quality ladies are at Whole paycheck?

733
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: Huh paycheck?

734
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Speaker 1: Do you not call it that? I know everybody that's

735
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: really funny. Not everybody called you spent your whole paycheck?

736
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah at least, but yeah, I don't even

737
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 4: chop there really once a month on a box there.

738
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 4: All right, So tell us how you met, Like, how

739
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 4: did this interaction in the Whole Foods go down with Jessica?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? So I was walking through and I normally last

741
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Speaker 7: I mentioned meet a lot of nice women that I'm

742
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 7: not scared to talk to strangers sell and complimented on

743
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 7: her style and her hair. It's kept as simple.

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00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: That's nice.

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00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 4: What do you say? That's some nice hair you got.

746
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 4: How can I have a piece of it?

747
00:36:59,000 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 3: You got up there?

748
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 4: Okay?

749
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 7: Yeah? And after I complimented her, I asked her for

750
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 7: ig because that's the thing these days.

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00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that feels safe, like that feels like you

753
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: are in tune with people's boundaries.

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00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So what did she say?

755
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 7: She said, no?

756
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 4: Oh oh, what.

757
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: Did you actually go on a day with her?

758
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 11: Or?

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00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 16: Well?

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00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 7: I was surprised she actually ended up giving me her number.

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00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 4: Oh, you can't have my Instagram, but you can't have

762
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 4: my phone number because I never actually or it gives

763
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 4: her the option to block.

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00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: You quicker or to give a fake number exactly.

765
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 4: Power moved by her, But I'm assuming that wasn't the case.

766
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 7: You know, it was old school and I like old school.

767
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 7: So I ended up giving her a call.

768
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: Oh you actually called? You didn't even text?

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00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 7: Yeah. So I invited her to a nice, fancy, high

770
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 7: end barb and I figured she was enjoying herself because

771
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 7: we were talking for a couple hours.

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Speaker 1: That's a great sign, like, what were you guys connecting over?

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00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 7: We talked about everything I Remember, were talking about travel

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00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 7: and where we both wanted to go. We've never been

775
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 7: to Iceland, so we talked about going the Iceland.

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00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 11: What they call.

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00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 4: So you guys are sharing things are going good. What

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00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 4: type of vibe are you getting from her?

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00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 7: I'm, you know, getting a good bob. I'm picking up

780
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 7: the receptive kind of vibe from her. She did at

781
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 7: one point start to talk about a trip to Mexico

782
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 7: where she bucked off of the horse she was riding,

783
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 7: and I laughed, You laughed, man, she got offended.

784
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: Oh no, she's telling a serious story about of course.

785
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe she was honest. Broke my back.

786
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: I thought that would be a funny story.

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Speaker 7: Too, That's what I thought too. I must have read

788
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Speaker 7: her wrong, you know. I apologized and I said, I

789
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 7: thought you were joking, and we were able to get

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Speaker 7: past it.

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00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's the one moment that stood out to

792
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: you is like kind of being off.

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00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was one thing that I said about a

794
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 7: weird hobby. Maybe might have rubbed her the wrong way.

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00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 7: I collect vintage maps.

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00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool.

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00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 4: How would a vintage map rub her the wrong way?

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00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,919
Speaker 1: And she hates when countries aren't currently labeled what they're

799
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: actually salling.

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00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yes, yes, Czechoslovakia that doesn't exist.

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00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe it sounded more like an old person hobby

802
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 7: to her.

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00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 4: I don't know, Okay, rubbed her the wrong way as

804
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 4: and turned her off, is what you're saying.

805
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 7: Turned her off.

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00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: People say that about stamp collecting, and I still think

807
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: it's cool.

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00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 4: You know, point proven there.

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00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: It's not far off from old maps.

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00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not kidding. So how long has it been

811
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 4: since that date?

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00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's been two weeks since our day, and I

813
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 7: haven't been in contact with her at all. I'm not

814
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 7: sure what transpired because I'm not a guy that normally

815
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 7: just goes on one date and not another.

816
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, get another name?

817
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well you sound I mean it sounds like

818
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: you listen and you take interest in the person like

819
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: that alone will usually get you another night.

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00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 7: And you guys can't even see me. I consider myself

821
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 7: a pretty good looking dude, So we.

822
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 3: Got to catch here.

823
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 4: I'm gonna hear it through the phone though, a little

824
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 4: bit of attractive qualities going on there. The good news

825
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 4: is you had some setbacks, but you got back on

826
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 4: that metaphorical horse when it bucked you off.

827
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: Use that.

828
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll save the horse metaphors and put them in

829
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 4: Oh you got it. Now, we'll put them back in

830
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 4: the stable before we call Jessica for you and try

831
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 4: and get you your second date update right after this.

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00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 7: Okay, thank you guys for your all right hold.

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00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 4: On second date update. We've been talking to Danny and

834
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 4: learned Danny likes himself a classy gal because he met

835
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 4: Jessica in a Whole Foods Hello Bougie, took her to

836
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 4: an upstale cocktail bar, Open Swanky, and talked about traveling

837
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 4: the world with her Hello Luxury. Oh wait, and he

838
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 4: did suffer a small setback after she shared a personal

839
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 4: story about getting thrown off a horse in Mexico, and

840
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 4: Danny laughed at that.

841
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it would have been appropriate laughter time too.

842
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, anytime Brooks shares a personal story, we all burst

843
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 4: into last.

844
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean people's misery is funny, right, Yeah, brook.

845
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 3: Story is like I bucked a horse off.

846
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: Of my back.

847
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 4: Aside from that, he felt very confident that he would

848
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 4: be seeing her again, which brings us to this moment

849
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 4: two weeks later where he's hearing nothing so Danny before

850
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 4: we call her, How are you feeling about this?

851
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 7: I'm still in shock because I'm never won and done.

852
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 7: I'm always getting to return favors after the first date.

853
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: So weird, but I like it. If she says no,

854
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: will it be the first time you've been rejected?

855
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 3: Whoa ever?

856
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: Welcome to the club.

857
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 9: I had a friend who was a model and I

858
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 9: was there for the first time he was ever rejected.

859
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: Was it hard for him?

860
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 2: It really was.

861
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 3: I know you're joking. I was early.

862
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 9: You could see in his eyes He's like, how is

863
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 9: this even a possibility?

864
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 3: So I hope that doesn't happen to you today.

865
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 4: Broke, But if it does and you want to hug afterwards,

866
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 4: or exchange favors, whatever you like to do after, it's like,

867
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: we're there for you. Okay, I don't know.

868
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 1: He's the one that brought up favors.

869
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to speak his language. So bottom line,

870
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 4: we're there for you, Danny, and I appreciate We appreciate you.

871
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 4: We're going to show you after the call. But let's

872
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 4: call Jessica first. Here we go, Hello, Hey is this Jessica.

873
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 14: Yes, Hey, Jessica.

874
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 4: We are a radio show calling you. We're called Brook

875
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning.

876
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry if you're busy right now.

877
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 14: Why is there a radio station calling me?

878
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 4: Part of that, but mostly because we do this segment

879
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 4: on the show that's called the second Date Update. We're

880
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 4: help out our listeners who've gone out with someone and

881
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 4: they're not getting a call back for a second meetup.

882
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: What don't you want to know? Who wrote us about you?

883
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 7: Yeah?

884
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 4: A guy named Danny.

885
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 6: Oh what I heard the g.

886
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 4: Why that reaction?

887
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 14: Well, we just don't connect, So I don't know.

888
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: This is to me really, because that is so strange.

889
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: It sounds like he was a really nice guy who

890
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: was really interested in.

891
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 4: You and easy to talk to because we spoke to

892
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 4: him before. We spoke to him before calling you, and

893
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 4: he told us about the date. From his description, it

894
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 4: seems to have a lot of really nice moments between

895
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 4: you two where you vibed got to know each other.

896
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 14: No, I feel like he is a kind of person

897
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,919
Speaker 14: that would have a challenge to find any match with

898
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 14: any woman. This is weird.

899
00:43:55,120 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you you have to explain why he was

900
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: so off putting, because I don't know if he just

901
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 1: like pulled one over on us, but he sounded fine, almost.

902
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 14: The absolute opposite. I don't know, it's just.

903
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 1: Can you like walk us through the date in your eyes?

904
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 4: We need something specific that gave you that impression.

905
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 14: I mean I saw things were going okay, but once

906
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 14: I started to dig deeper, I found out some things

907
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 14: that just kind of turned me off.

908
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: Wait, like things in your conversation that he revealed or yeah.

909
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 14: Well, we were talking about hobbies and then he said

910
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 14: he was into boxing and I was like, oh, that's

911
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 14: really cool. You spar at the gym and he was like, no,

912
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 14: I spar in parking lot.

913
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: Oh like street boxing, maybe like fight club style? Is

914
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: that what I mean?

915
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 4: Did you ask more?

916
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 14: Yeah?

917
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 2: I did.

918
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 14: I was like with the random people and he said

919
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 14: no over Facebook arguments?

920
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 3: What wow?

921
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: Nice? He gets in fights with people on Facebook and

922
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 1: then meets him in parking lots, red flags everywhere.

923
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 7: I guess.

924
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 14: So, I mean I got out of there soon like

925
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 14: could because it was starting to freak me out. Yeah.

926
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 14: I guess she was very proud of this hobby that

927
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 14: he had, and I was just like, I really hate violence,

928
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 14: and also like, what do you expect me to go

929
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 14: out with somebody who hits people?

930
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: Right, and Facebook that actively yes exactly. I mean that's

931
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: so messed up. And like boxing is a sport, this

932
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: is a sport. I picture him meeting like fifty plus

933
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: year old people in parking lots and yeah.

934
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 4: Sure, But maybe that's just our understanding of it. Maybe

935
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 4: he has a totally different thing that he does and

936
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 4: we're just interpreting it the wrong way.

937
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 11: How could the wrong Well, let's ask.

938
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 4: Him, because I need to tell you, Jessica, he's on

939
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 4: the other line right now, listening to this conversation, wanting

940
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 4: to talk to you.

941
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 14: He's not on the phone.

942
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, see, there he is.

943
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 7: I didn't know you felt that way. You should have

944
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 7: said something, you know what.

945
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: That's kind of threatening, Like you get so upset at

946
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: Facebook comments that you have to beat people up over them.

947
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 4: Well, hold on, that's how we're interpreting. And what do

948
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 4: you actually do? Explain it, Danny.

949
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 7: Jessica, you're getting this all wrong. I'm actually doing the

950
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 7: neighborhood a favor by dealing with these Facebook trolls one

951
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 7: at a time in person in their driveway.

952
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: What you go to? Wait, what defines a Facebook troll?

953
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 7: People that come on there and talk a bunch.

954
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 3: Of crap, aren't.

955
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: They usually like either teenagers or really really.

956
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 3: Old people paid for engagement. I troll all day long.

957
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 4: I make a lot of money. Be careful. You might

958
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 4: try to engage you in a parking lot sometimes.

959
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 3: Hey, man, if it's mutual, that's one thing.

960
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 7: Listen, I don't go looking for them. I engage them online.

961
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 7: If they want to meet up, man a man, square up,

962
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 7: I usually offer a place like a Costco parking lot,

963
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 7: and then we meet up.

964
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 4: Okay, neutral ground.

965
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 1: But also, like Jessica, Facebook trolls do kind of suck.

966
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 4: I mean, now that you've heard his side of the story,

967
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 4: does it make you feel a little bit better about it?

968
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 11: No?

969
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 4: Okay, which part of it don't you like?

970
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 14: I mean, I couldn't picture my boyfriend saying, hey, I

971
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 14: gotta leave early tonight. I have to go beat someone

972
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 14: up at the home Depot parking lot.

973
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 7: Less than Jessica, what I'm doing is a lot cheaper

974
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 7: than therapy.

975
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 4: Oh that's true, probably less effective, but yeah, well therapy

976
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 4: for you or is it for therapy for the troll? Yeah?

977
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,919
Speaker 7: Maybe, yeah, definitely for me. I'm so much more than

978
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 7: like after I knock someone out.

979
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 4: Oh, they're kind of at peace too for a few

980
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 4: seconds till they regain consciousness.

981
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: I had a really good friend that struggled with depression

982
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: and got into jiu jitsu. Is that kind of the

983
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: same thing. Your manage are supposed to go into boxing too.

984
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 4: It's a form of physical therapy.

985
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 7: You guys are acting like this is a chaotic brawl.

986
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 7: This is a gentleman sport. Take hands after. Sometimes we

987
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 7: might crack a beer if I have one in it.

988
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how many.

989
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 4: Have you fought?

990
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 3: That's a good question.

991
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 7: Actually I have lost count at this point.

992
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 4: Oh wow, or he's got brain damage.

993
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: Can only count to ten the names from my page

994
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: I can send him.

995
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 7: I mean, I'll take them on if they meet me,

996
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 7: I'll do it.

997
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: Heying a full time job, not a hobby.

998
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 3: Text in s you want to find our friend. I'm kidding.

999
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 4: So if I'm reading the room right here, it sounds

1000
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 4: like Jessica is still feeling a little bit cold on

1001
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 4: this idea of Facebook parking lot brawls. So, Janny, is

1002
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 4: there any last things that you want to say to

1003
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 4: her before we ask the question.

1004
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 7: I just want to let her know that I met

1005
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 7: with her ex boyfriend last week.

1006
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 4: At excuse me. That's a joke.

1007
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 7: It's a joke, but I would do it.

1008
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,760
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, that's a humor.

1009
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 7: That's good In all seriousness. I'm a good dude. You

1010
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,959
Speaker 7: want to hang out with me, you just don't know yet,

1011
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 7: and I'll protect you.

1012
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 4: Oh that's okay.

1013
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: I did not like that sentence.

1014
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 4: That being said. We would like to offer to send

1015
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 4: you on another date with Danny, and we would pay

1016
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 4: for it, Jessica, but it's up to you.

1017
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll have no jealousy issues once you guys

1018
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 1: start dating.

1019
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 14: No, I'm not interested.

1020
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: Okay.

1021
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, we thought we had right yes, so close,

1022
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 4: felt almost ready to say yes. Not this time.

1023
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: We got a solution though, for the Brook and Jeffrey

1024
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 1: Facebook trolls.

1025
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 4: So that's oh yeah, are you available for hire?

1026
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 3: Danny?

1027
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 7: Yes, I am. And Jessica, just so you know, I'm

1028
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 7: not sorry that I laughed at you've fallen off with

1029
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 7: the horse.

1030
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 4: Unnecessary, but he will beat up that horse in a

1031
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 4: Walmart parking lot to get even for you, Jeffrey in

1032
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 4: the morning. Look, I get it, on the surface, fighting

1033
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 4: randos off of Facebook scene is barbaric, but they're agreeing

1034
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 4: to meet up with him.

1035
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my point.

1036
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 4: He's not surprising them with a fighting hunting down, and

1037
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 4: according to Danny, they even shake hands and sometimes grab

1038
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,240
Speaker 4: beers together afterwards.

1039
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm really like wavering on this one, back and forth.

1040
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like to describe it as a

1041
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 1: hobby is kind of the strange point.

1042
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah, sure, but maybe it's face to face

1043
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 4: stuff and not hiding behind computers and saying terrible things

1044
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 4: to each other all day long. Maybe that's actually a

1045
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 4: healthy thing for the entire world.

1046
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 3: Usually, once it gets to that point. When I noticed

1047
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 3: on Facebook people just block people, it's like, where do

1048
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 3: you live? It's like, man, get out of here.

1049
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1050
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 4: The fact the other guy's like, sure, show up, show up,

1051
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:40,919
Speaker 4: all right.

1052
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: We're just get off Facebook, But.

1053
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 4: Then we're not resolving our issues. Alexis like if it

1054
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 4: was if it was me, I would personally do it

1055
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 4: a little different. I'd meet him outside of Barnes and

1056
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 4: Noble and we'd do a thumb wrestle. But I like that, Jeff,

1057
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 4: you know, but.

1058
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 2: I'm even than the Facebook.

1059
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: What about it tip a fight?

1060
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 4: I'm open for that too, But I do understand what

1061
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 4: he's doing. He's trying to accomplish. I'm a little bit

1062
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 4: disappointed that Jessica wasn't able to look deeper than just

1063
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 4: his fist flying through a Costco rumble. But remember, you

1064
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 4: can always find all of our second dates wherever you

1065
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 4: get your podcast, and be careful what you write in

1066
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 4: the comments because Danny's watching, so be extra nice to

1067
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 4: Brook in there. You'll find it at Brook and Jeffrey.

1068
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1069
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 4: Each person in this room is losing something right now.

1070
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what?

1071
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 4: Jose's losing money in every fantasy league he's joined since

1072
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 4: twenty fourteen. Market Brooke continues to lose her eyesight. Oh yeah,

1073
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 4: I mean I'm over here, Brook Okay, you're looking out

1074
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 4: the window again, Dane, is you going to turn your head?

1075
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 4: This is where I am. And Alexis is losing the

1076
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 4: ability to be on her parents' car insurance.

1077
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: I don't like their threats. It doesn't sound so bad, no,

1078
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: does it.

1079
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 4: I will say the worst thing you can lose is

1080
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 4: the love of your life when you meet them out

1081
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 4: somewhere but never get to exchange infoe, So what do

1082
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 4: you do? Do you just give up?

1083
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: No?

1084
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 4: You turn to the wild, wonderful and slightly desperate world oflis. Yeah,

1085
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 4: we're gonna hear from people who aren't ready to lose

1086
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 4: on love yet.

1087
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 3: It's like an online loss and bound.

1088
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:25,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna try to find some love and Craigslist misconnections. Yeah,

1089
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 4: it's coming up right after this A City Misconnections.

1090
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 11: That was me staring.

1091
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 4: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1092
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 4: One is that the annual running with Scissors five K

1093
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 4: right at the butter turn where the pavement is nice

1094
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 4: and greasy. Look out, I'm falling in love. The other

1095
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 4: is on the buttery pages of craigslist dot org. We

1096
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 4: scour that website every week to find the best misconnections

1097
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 4: that they have to offer. Like what just that five k?

1098
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: It's like my mom's worst Fearst's.

1099
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 4: Sign up for it next year and fall in love.

1100
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 4: Let's go to your first misconnection titled love at first

1101
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 4: listing Man for Woman forty one open house, He says,

1102
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 4: I walked into your house and asked how much the

1103
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 4: toaster oven was and that's when I saw you, Dude.

1104
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 1: I feel them, like, you know, these people are moving,

1105
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 1: like maybe they'll sell something.

1106
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 4: I am you were dressed in business y with long

1107
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 4: blondish brownish hair, a buttoned up suit jacket, and you

1108
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 4: handed me your card. Turns out it wasn't a garage sale.

1109
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 4: It was an open house and you were the realtor.

1110
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 4: You asked if I wanted a tour. I obliged, and

1111
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 4: I will admit it was a peach of a place.

1112
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 4: You did a great job, so hospitable. You even let

1113
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 4: me test the shower echo by yelling my name while

1114
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 4: standing inside it.

1115
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 2: It was important.

1116
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 4: I do apologize for the kitchen confusion, though I thought

1117
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 4: it was okay to snack on the wet food in

1118
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 4: the fray, but you told me the family still live there,

1119
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 4: and you're pretty sure that was their cat's dinner.

1120
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: Why he said wet for.

1121
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 4: We ended the tour quicker than I wanted, and that's

1122
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 4: when I asked if you had any other houses on

1123
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 4: the market with soundproof basements.

1124
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,959
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know what shocking is? This probably isn't

1125
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: the weirdest person she's given a door to.

1126
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 4: You looked at me odd, and that's when I told

1127
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 4: you I was in a band. I'm not a kidnapper.

1128
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,399
Speaker 1: Oh, good, lead with that next time.

1129
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 4: But I'm not sure you heard me. You already opened

1130
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 4: the door for me to leave. Anyways, if you see this,

1131
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 4: we're playing a show in the park of this Sunday,

1132
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 4: you should come out. We're in a Teletubby's cover band

1133
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 4: that signed Benson.

1134
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: That sounds safe.

1135
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go to your next misconnection titled Crazy Stupid

1136
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 4: splitsh thirty nine Woman for Man Lucky Strike Lanes. Hey

1137
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 4: to the hunk of a man I met at the

1138
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 4: bowling out last Tuesday during singles night. I'm curious, are

1139
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 4: you really that bad at the sport? Or did you

1140
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 4: let me win on purpose? Okay, because you're hot, but

1141
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 4: not I can be horrific at bowling.

1142
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: Hot, Okay, so you have to. You have to have

1143
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: some good looks to make up for your game.

1144
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1145
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm getting ahead of myself. I was the

1146
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 4: lady you got paired with down on lane twelve. You know,

1147
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 4: the one with the smell who.

1148
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: Tell me it was perfume.

1149
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 4: It's not my fault. I broke my wrist three months

1150
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 4: ago and the doctor hasn't changed my cast yet, so

1151
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 4: the lane. I explained that to you already. Lol. During

1152
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 4: our twenty minute game, we got to know each other,

1153
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 4: and I even played a prank on you by filling

1154
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 4: your ball holes with vasolene. Wow, what I read in

1155
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 4: Women's World magazine that guys like getting a good prank

1156
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 4: from their lady. Yeah, it's not a sense of humor.

1157
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 4: Let's give her some credit.

1158
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: Can you imagine putting your fingers into a public bowling ball?

1159
00:55:59,120 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: And that's what?

1160
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1161
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 4: Ye, dream come true. She goes on. We ended our

1162
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 4: time by sharing a plate of nachos, and I appreciate

1163
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 4: you not judging me when I covered them and mustard

1164
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 4: and ketchup. That's how I grew up. Anyways, after our game,

1165
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 4: I got paired up with a real loser named Craig. Yeah,

1166
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 4: all he wanted to do was make jokes about putting

1167
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 4: his stuff over the blower fan, telling me it needed

1168
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 4: to cool down.

1169
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: And that.

1170
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 4: I liked you instead, write me back. My cast is

1171
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:35,240
Speaker 4: coming off in two weeks. That's from Hallie.

1172
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 1: I can't believe he didn't sign it and leave his

1173
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 1: phone number.

1174
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 4: We're two for two on Winters today. Let's go to

1175
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 4: your next misconnection titled Let's Make Our Love Permanent thirty

1176
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 4: three Man for Woman Tattoo Parlor Tattoo.

1177
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,280
Speaker 7: He says.

1178
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 4: When we met, the first thing I thought was, Wow,

1179
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 4: you have a lot of tattoos. I was waiting for

1180
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 4: my appointment. When you sat across from me. I could

1181
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 4: not stop staring. You were a tall, lanky woman dressed

1182
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 4: in shredded clothes and black lipstick. I was fascinated with

1183
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 4: the book tat on your left forearm. It had snakes

1184
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 4: coming out of it and was titled Satan's Diy Book

1185
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 4: of Fun so edgy I tried to ask you about it,

1186
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 4: but you ignored me and hid behind your long dark hair.

1187
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 4: That's when I took the open seat next to you

1188
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 4: and asked if you wanted to know the history behind

1189
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 4: mine Nike Swoosh tattoo. Oh, he says. You told me no, thanks,

1190
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 4: So I asked if I could get you a cup

1191
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 4: of coffee. You silently nodded yes, So I brought one

1192
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 4: back to you, and you poured it directly into the

1193
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 4: plant next to us.

1194
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 1: Oh, anybody else feel bad for the plant?

1195
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1196
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 4: I know, he says. I like that you have a

1197
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 4: heart for mother Earth.

1198
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 2: Okay, ahide guy.

1199
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. At one point I got the courage to tell

1200
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 4: you about my new tattoo. It's a potato in the

1201
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 4: shape of a couch.

1202
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: A couch potato, get it. I'm sure everyone's gonna get

1203
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: that when they see it. Yeah.

1204
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 4: I was cracking up just explaining it to you anyway,

1205
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 4: even though you didn't laugh. I feel like we have

1206
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 4: a similar sense of humor. After you left, I asked

1207
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 4: one of the people at the front count of your name,

1208
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 4: but they looked too scared to tell me. So if

1209
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 4: you see this, please right back. I'd love to know

1210
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 4: if you're into single dads. Oh that signed Robbie.

1211
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: It sounds like this one had a lot of maternal instincts.

1212
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 4: Robby sounds like he's a good dad. Yeah, those are

1213
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 4: your Craigslist misconnections for the day.

1214
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1215
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 4: They say, it's not how many times you get knocked down,

1216
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 4: it's how many times you get back up. That's right,

1217
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 4: jeff And today's player Natasha has been knocked down in

1218
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 4: this game, not once, not twice, yeah, but nineteen times.

1219
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 4: And she has never gotten up with zero wins.

1220
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 7: She stayed up.

1221
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 4: One once once you got one win, Yes, I got

1222
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 4: one win. It says nineteen on my screen.

1223
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: Now she's getting up on you too.

1224
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 4: Oh wow. She's feisty this morning, Natasha. I can understand

1225
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 4: why because apparently she told producer Boyd today quote might

1226
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 4: be my day A yeah. Wow.

1227
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: What do you tell yourself when you know you need

1228
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: to keep going and it's hard.

1229
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 6: You never know how strong you are until being strong

1230
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 6: is the only choice you have.

1231
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 4: Oh that's really nice. It's a little bit too any

1232
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 4: words though, for us on this show. So maybe if

1233
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 4: you condensed that when we do this the next time.

1234
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 4: In the meantime, Brook's gonna leave the studio so we

1235
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 4: can get to the game. You got thirty seconds to

1236
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1237
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 4: you could say pass. But you have to beat her

1238
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 4: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1239
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 7: I'm ready? All right?

1240
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Actor Tom Felton celebrates

1241
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 4: a birthday to day whoa what children's toy has the

1242
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 4: slogan fun to play with not to eat? A zarf

1243
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 4: is which part of a paper cup the lid, sleeve

1244
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 4: or bottom bottom On a traditional bowling ball, how many

1245
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 4: finger holes does it have?

1246
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 6: Three?

1247
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 4: Which country has the most Michelin Star restaurants Japan, France

1248
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 4: or Italy? Italy in beer terminology. What does IPA stand for.

1249
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 6: The I'll I don't know that, I don't drink.

1250
01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 4: I love that. Just giving up right away, Brooks to

1251
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 4: come back into the studio. And you know, I don't

1252
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 4: know if you heard this, Natasha, but we did a

1253
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 4: story about how the costcos in Florida right now are

1254
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 4: already full Christmas selling all sorts of stuff. And Natasha

1255
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 4: is probably cool with that because Christmas, it says on

1256
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 4: my screen, or is your favorite holiday?

1257
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 8: It is?

1258
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 4: What's your favorite thing about Christmas?

1259
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 6: It's just like all the decorations, the lights, and yeah.

1260
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: What's your coup de gras in your own decorations of

1261
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 1: your house.

1262
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 6: I have like a lot of Disney decorations, so like

1263
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 6: I have my one Christmas tree that's all Disney, and

1264
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 6: then another one that's like all Peen.

1265
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 4: Awesome, how many trees total?

1266
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 6: I have two and then like you know, two hidden

1267
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 6: stored you know, wow.

1268
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: You act like that's a normal thing, Natasha, Christmas room.

1269
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 4: I keep my secret tree in the basement. Natasha, good work,

1270
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 4: you said, tight Brook It's your turn and are you ready?

1271
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 15: I am.

1272
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 4: Your time starts now after Tom Felton celebrates a birthday today.

1273
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 4: He played what Slytherin character in the Harry Potter movies Malfoy.

1274
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 4: What children's toy has the slogan fun to play with,

1275
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 4: not to eat? Playto a zarf? Is which part of

1276
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 4: a paper coffee cup the lid, sleeve or the bottom

1277
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 4: On a traditional bowling ball? How many finger holes does

1278
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 4: it have?

1279
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: Uh? Three?

1280
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 4: Which country has the most Michelin starred restaurants Japan, France

1281
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 4: or Italy France? In beer terminology, what does IPA stand for?

1282
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 1: Imperial pale ale? Indian pale ale? Sorry?

1283
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 4: Sorry for what Indian pale ale?

1284
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh?

1285
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 4: Okay, pauld to the Indians. I guess Let's go to

1286
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 4: the scoreboard. We'll see how you bol did with Jose Thomises.

1287
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 11: Stupie is a stupid.

1288
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 9: DUIs, Natasha, you got to correct today?

1289
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 7: Nine?

1290
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 3: Okay, cam Brooks same amount of question and five.

1291
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Natasha, you logged lost number twenty today. But

1292
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 4: you're gonna get back up after this, right?

1293
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1294
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: Okay, It's like that Chumbawamba song, I getnocked down, get

1295
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: up again.

1296
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers for everybody. Actor Tom Felton

1297
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 4: celebrates a birthday. He played Draco Malfoy in the Harry

1298
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 4: Potter movies. He turns thirty eight years old. The children's

1299
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 4: toy with the slogan fun to play with, not to

1300
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 4: eat would be Plato.

1301
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: I disagree with the statement, though I loved eating that

1302
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 1: stuff when I was a little so salty zarf is.

1303
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 4: The sleeve part of a paper coffee cup. It's the

1304
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 4: formal name for a sleeve on a traditional bowling ball.

1305
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 4: It has three finger holes in it. The country with

1306
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 4: the most Michelin starred restaurants would be France with six

1307
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 4: hundred and twenty eight, followed by Japan with three hundred

1308
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 4: and eighty seven. In beer terminology, IPA stands for India,

1309
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 4: pale ale.

1310
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 3: Indian is a wrong answer, and be up.

1311
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 4: It's the place. So, Natasha, I'm sorry it was not

1312
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 4: enough to be brooke today. But just for being here,

1313
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 4: we're giving you a pair of tickets to see comedian

1314
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 4: Ralph Barbosa perform October twenty fifth at the Muckleshoot Casino.

1315
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 6: Oh cool, thank you.

1316
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1317
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 2: That fun.

1318
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 1: I feel like we're like good buddies now, Natasha.

1319
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 6: We are time, you know, well, every thirty days.

1320
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: Yes, every thirty days.

1321
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're not allowed to talk to us for

1322
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 4: a whole month, but after that you're welcome back any time, Okay, Natasha, Natasha, Yeah,

1323
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 4: you need to respect those but thanks for playing. We'll

1324
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 4: be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1325
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.