WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: Good Not Great Date + Most Malone 0:00:00.030 --> 0:00:00.290 All right. 0:00:00.409 --> 0:00:02.300 Hey, thanks for checking out our YouTube. I just want 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:04.620 to start with that. It's Brick and Jeffrey and you 0:00:04.670 --> 0:00:08.010 have found our official podcast. Because we're trying to give 0:00:08.030 --> 0:00:10.149 you a lot more content over the weekends. Jake is 0:00:10.190 --> 0:00:13.210 doing those extended cuts, which he's been kind of on 0:00:13.250 --> 0:00:18.010 a phone tap rampage lately. Yeah, he has. Someone wanted Marla, 0:00:18.290 --> 0:00:20.610 but I think I only have two Marla phone taps. 0:00:21.770 --> 0:00:25.610 So that wasn't extended enough. Darn. I apologize. But we 0:00:25.660 --> 0:00:28.300 did do an Alexis one last weekend or the weekend before, 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:29.960 which was great fun. Yeah, we did do that. I 0:00:29.980 --> 0:00:31.760 couldn't believe there was that many. Yeah, and we have 0:00:31.820 --> 0:00:34.260 in-studio where you can watch our second dates as well. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.480 But before we get to our back-to-back classics, do you 0:00:36.500 --> 0:00:39.800 have comments? Yeah, Mursa Musavi said, I've been listening to 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:42.340 you since three years ago, and I literally listen to 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:43.360 all episodes. 0:00:43.420 --> 0:00:45.180 I start my day listening to you while driving to 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.720 work and back, also when doing house chores because you 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:48.339 make it easier. 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:51.019 Thanks for being a good show. Just good. You must 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:53.660 have a clean house. Not great either. Yeah, not a 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:54.120 great show. 0:00:54.180 --> 0:00:54.660 Just a good show. 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:55.380 We're good enough. 0:00:56.020 --> 0:00:57.960 That just rolled right over me because that felt right. 0:00:58.020 --> 0:00:58.880 You didn't even notice. 0:00:58.900 --> 0:00:59.620 That's all I noticed. 0:01:00.940 --> 0:01:02.420 He's like, thanks for being in my top 20. 0:01:02.420 --> 0:01:06.640 Yep, all right. Enjoy the goodness. It starts right now. 0:01:09.180 --> 0:01:13.280 Imagine having two men both interested in dating you. 0:01:14.470 --> 0:01:15.369 I'm flattered, guys. 0:01:15.470 --> 0:01:16.720 I know. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:21.000 Seriously, is it a dream scenario or is it a 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.460 nightmare scenario? 0:01:22.660 --> 0:01:23.100 Alexis. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.020 It's like a normal day for Alexis. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:26.680 Yeah, I mean, I get it. How are you supposed 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.780 to choose between the ShamWow guy and the MyPillow guy? 0:01:30.780 --> 0:01:32.110 Turning more into a nightmare. 0:01:32.130 --> 0:01:33.190 Such great options. 0:01:33.590 --> 0:01:37.050 Those two guys would go after the same person. 0:01:37.110 --> 0:01:39.630 But that's the issue one of our listeners was facing 0:01:39.650 --> 0:01:43.330 because she had dates with two different guys before. but 0:01:43.350 --> 0:01:47.280 could only pick one of them to pursue. Has she 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.800 chosen correctly? We're going to find out when we hear 0:01:50.860 --> 0:01:53.100 about it in your second date update next. 0:01:53.340 --> 0:01:54.740 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.240 Second date update. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.559 After a good but not great first date, what are 0:02:01.580 --> 0:02:05.990 your options moving forward? You could A, give up on 0:02:06.050 --> 0:02:08.130 dating and do absolutely nothing. 0:02:08.590 --> 0:02:09.130 For a good date? 0:02:09.389 --> 0:02:11.450 You have to give up. No, it's an okay date. 0:02:11.750 --> 0:02:14.730 Okay. Yeah, just a good, not a great date. 0:02:14.850 --> 0:02:16.470 Instead of pushing you over the edge, do you finally 0:02:16.500 --> 0:02:16.980 just give up? 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:18.200 I'm saying that's an option. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:18.720 Okay. 0:02:18.740 --> 0:02:21.620 You could go with B, play the waiting game and 0:02:21.660 --> 0:02:22.960 do absolutely nothing. 0:02:23.139 --> 0:02:25.060 Okay, that's the same option as A. 0:02:25.340 --> 0:02:28.880 Or option C, make up a story in your head 0:02:28.940 --> 0:02:33.010 about how that person was probably some deranged psychopath. So 0:02:33.070 --> 0:02:35.109 it's justified that you ghosted them. 0:02:35.470 --> 0:02:35.910 And do nothing. 0:02:35.930 --> 0:02:39.630 And then do nothing. But today's listener, Abby, went a 0:02:39.710 --> 0:02:43.430 different route after going on a good, not great first date. 0:02:43.490 --> 0:02:45.910 So let's talk to her about it. Abby, welcome to 0:02:45.940 --> 0:02:46.290 the show. 0:02:46.310 --> 0:02:47.880 Hi, thank you. 0:02:48.060 --> 0:02:49.920 So are we going to do the, we're going to 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.020 talk to you and then do nothing? Is that the? 0:02:52.100 --> 0:02:54.740 Yeah, we'll get to doing nothing in a bit. But first, 0:02:54.780 --> 0:02:57.260 what's the name of this good, not great guy? 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:58.850 His name is Luke. 0:02:59.610 --> 0:03:01.730 Oh, Luke. That's a good, not even great name. 0:03:02.050 --> 0:03:04.820 What a terrible intro. I think the name Luke is nice. 0:03:05.260 --> 0:03:07.079 Luke is like, he's mid. 0:03:07.220 --> 0:03:08.880 Yeah, and I don't... I don't want to set him 0:03:08.940 --> 0:03:11.280 up either as being, like, terrible. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.090 She's calling normal then, right? Normal in the middle. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:14.540 Sure. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:15.410 Average Luke. 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:16.540 Average? 0:03:16.590 --> 0:03:17.410 That sounds bad. 0:03:17.889 --> 0:03:20.490 Honestly, though, like, right at the beginning, I'm confused why 0:03:20.530 --> 0:03:22.650 you would call this guy average, the date okay, and 0:03:22.710 --> 0:03:24.450 actually want to go out with him again. Aren't most 0:03:24.530 --> 0:03:26.570 first dates just good? Yeah. 0:03:26.590 --> 0:03:28.870 So it's kind of successful then. I think we need 0:03:28.889 --> 0:03:30.790 to hear more of the story. So tell us about 0:03:30.830 --> 0:03:32.730 how you and Luke met and what you did for 0:03:32.750 --> 0:03:33.109 your date. 0:03:33.570 --> 0:03:35.470 Yeah. I mean, he's a good dude. 0:03:35.550 --> 0:03:36.450 He has a good job. 0:03:36.470 --> 0:03:36.920 He works in. 0:03:37.750 --> 0:03:37.890 Okay. 0:03:37.910 --> 0:03:56.590 Okay. Good. 0:03:56.610 --> 0:03:59.190 There's a kind of popular brewery, so we decided to 0:03:59.210 --> 0:04:00.960 kind of just head there since it was close to 0:04:00.970 --> 0:04:01.380 both of us. 0:04:01.620 --> 0:04:02.020 Oh, yeah. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:02.860 All sounds normal. 0:04:02.900 --> 0:04:03.080 Yep. 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:03.680 Really good. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:06.500 Average. Mm-hmm. Yep. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:07.920 Trying to avoid that word, but. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:08.240 Yeah. 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:09.460 How did the brewery go? 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:10.640 It was nice. 0:04:10.780 --> 0:04:14.320 Like, we chatted. We had stuff to talk about. You know, 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.549 it didn't blow me away, but that's okay. 0:04:17.850 --> 0:04:18.200 Yeah. 0:04:18.529 --> 0:04:19.910 I mean, like, what you mean by that is, like, 0:04:19.950 --> 0:04:22.729 he checked all the boxes, got a good job, easy convo, 0:04:22.750 --> 0:04:25.469 but nothing, like, stood out is what you're trying to say. 0:04:25.890 --> 0:04:29.330 No, no, it was pretty normal. And I think so 0:04:29.390 --> 0:04:31.670 normal that it kind of made me hesitate after. I 0:04:33.130 --> 0:04:35.620 didn't reach out to him other than like, thank you 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.219 for the date. But, you know, I didn't set anything 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:39.060 up afterwards. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.360 Is it just a quick thank you for the date, 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.070 like a sign that you don't want anymore? I don't know. 0:04:44.089 --> 0:04:47.240 It depends, I would say. Because I'm like, oh my God, 0:04:47.290 --> 0:04:49.910 thank you. That was awesome. But I guess that's hard 0:04:49.930 --> 0:04:50.630 to read over text. 0:04:50.770 --> 0:04:51.109 Right. 0:04:51.130 --> 0:04:51.330 Yeah. 0:04:51.450 --> 0:04:54.270 I mean, was he responding back to you and trying 0:04:54.290 --> 0:04:55.480 to initiate a second date? 0:04:56.100 --> 0:04:58.520 Yeah, he did ask me out and I kind of 0:04:58.540 --> 0:04:59.340 left him on read. 0:05:00.020 --> 0:05:00.159 Oh. 0:05:00.339 --> 0:05:01.659 So how long ago was that? 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.039 This was two weeks ago. 0:05:04.060 --> 0:05:04.380 Okay. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:04.739 Okay. 0:05:04.820 --> 0:05:05.730 So why are you talking to us? 0:05:05.740 --> 0:05:06.720 What's happened since then? 0:05:06.740 --> 0:05:07.400 Yeah. 0:05:07.420 --> 0:05:07.600 Okay. 0:05:07.620 --> 0:05:09.520 So there was a weird thing that happened. And so 0:05:09.540 --> 0:05:13.330 that's why I wanted to chat. So after that, I 0:05:13.370 --> 0:05:15.470 was a little unclear about Luke. And I went on 0:05:15.490 --> 0:05:19.529 a different date the following week. And we went to 0:05:19.550 --> 0:05:22.170 the same brewery. Guess who was there? 0:05:22.190 --> 0:05:23.090 Oh, my God. 0:05:23.130 --> 0:05:25.060 Luke was also there on a date? 0:05:25.810 --> 0:05:27.350 Luke was also there on a date. 0:05:27.510 --> 0:05:28.070 No. 0:05:28.190 --> 0:05:29.770 On a date again. 0:05:29.790 --> 0:05:31.470 So awkward. 0:05:31.570 --> 0:05:34.490 I mean, yeah, awkward, but he's not doing anything wrong. 0:05:34.570 --> 0:05:38.490 No, nobody's doing anything wrong. She just ghosted him. And 0:05:38.550 --> 0:05:41.260 now she's back at the same brood with a new date. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:41.760 Yeah. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.760 What was the interaction between you two like? Was there 0:05:44.779 --> 0:05:45.400 an interaction? 0:05:46.740 --> 0:05:48.339 Yeah. I mean, we saw each other. We just kind 0:05:48.380 --> 0:05:51.100 of like waved. And I told the date, you know, 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:52.119 it's just a friend of mine. 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:54.000 Awkward wave or smiley? 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:56.320 Yeah, a little awkward. 0:05:57.050 --> 0:05:59.020 So wait, did you think he was cuter when he 0:05:59.060 --> 0:06:00.190 was sitting with another girl? 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:01.909 They always are. 0:06:02.050 --> 0:06:03.130 I mean, honestly. 0:06:03.150 --> 0:06:06.950 Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I was kind of like, oh. 0:06:08.210 --> 0:06:10.669 Well, I'm guessing your date didn't go that good. You're 0:06:10.850 --> 0:06:11.750 on the phone with us. 0:06:11.790 --> 0:06:14.130 That's a good point, Alexis. How was the date with 0:06:14.170 --> 0:06:14.729 the new guy? 0:06:15.490 --> 0:06:15.770 Fine. 0:06:16.510 --> 0:06:16.770 Nice. 0:06:16.810 --> 0:06:18.570 Just okay. 0:06:18.589 --> 0:06:20.070 We'll call him in two weeks after this. 0:06:22.730 --> 0:06:25.880 Clearly you were eyeing Luke over in the corner with 0:06:25.940 --> 0:06:28.980 his other date and something was happening with you emotionally. 0:06:29.339 --> 0:06:30.080 Well, I think I. 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:33.589 Also didn't have anything to compare it with. I'm kind 0:06:33.630 --> 0:06:37.529 of new back into the dating pool. And Luke was 0:06:37.570 --> 0:06:39.330 the first person I had dated. 0:06:39.350 --> 0:06:41.659 At that particular brewery. 0:06:42.190 --> 0:06:44.060 It's like when you're in a competition and you have 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.539 to go first and the judges score you lower because 0:06:46.580 --> 0:06:48.560 they don't know what else is coming up next. They 0:06:48.580 --> 0:06:49.640 want to leave some room. 0:06:49.660 --> 0:06:51.120 He may have been the best. 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:53.849 Yeah. But then he got screwed in the judging, you know? 0:06:53.970 --> 0:06:55.010 Is that how you felt? 0:06:55.029 --> 0:06:55.890 Maybe. 0:06:55.910 --> 0:06:57.170 Maybe I did that to him. 0:06:57.610 --> 0:06:57.990 Yeah. 0:06:58.250 --> 0:06:59.730 Jump to conclusions. 0:06:59.950 --> 0:07:00.370 Okay. 0:07:00.510 --> 0:07:02.780 So where is your head at now with Luke and 0:07:02.820 --> 0:07:03.539 this new guy? 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:07.060 The new guy was kind of whatever, and it made 0:07:07.100 --> 0:07:09.900 me think that Luke might be a good match, actually. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:11.700 So I ended up texting him. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.200 Well, Luke was also whatever, but he's less whatever. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.930 Wait, wait, wait. So you texted Luke? Yeah. 0:07:18.020 --> 0:07:19.520 So I texted him and was just like, ha ha, 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:21.590 that was funny. You know, just like kind of laughed 0:07:21.650 --> 0:07:24.250 it off, made a joke, and then said that we 0:07:24.290 --> 0:07:25.090 should hang out again. 0:07:25.110 --> 0:07:25.170 Oh. 0:07:26.130 --> 0:07:27.170 And he has not responded. 0:07:27.190 --> 0:07:29.970 Yeah, because you didn't respond to him when he said that. 0:07:29.990 --> 0:07:30.270 Yeah. 0:07:30.290 --> 0:07:30.610 Yeah. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:35.160 I know, but now maybe, I don't know. 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:37.640 Sounds like you want what you can't have. 0:07:37.660 --> 0:07:39.480 And it's not like you can't have. 0:07:39.290 --> 0:07:39.690 Him, though. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:40.730 That's the thing. 0:07:40.770 --> 0:07:43.050 Well, we don't know. Maybe Luke has moved on. Maybe 0:07:43.130 --> 0:07:45.910 Luke actually did have a good time with the new girl. 0:07:45.810 --> 0:07:46.730 That he was with. 0:07:46.750 --> 0:07:47.470 I don't know. 0:07:47.490 --> 0:07:47.810 I don't know. 0:07:48.730 --> 0:07:51.770 Okay. I hope you were laughing a lot and looking 0:07:51.810 --> 0:07:53.570 like you were having lots of fun on your other date. 0:07:53.610 --> 0:07:55.990 But not too much fun, or else Luke will be like, oh, 0:07:56.050 --> 0:07:58.070 she really is having a great time with that other guy. 0:07:58.110 --> 0:07:58.790 I'm kind of joking. 0:07:59.950 --> 0:08:01.210 I'm jealous already. 0:08:01.250 --> 0:08:04.980 Why are you having more fun with me? Anyway, who 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.500 says dating plays mind games on everybody? 0:08:07.540 --> 0:08:09.060 Yeah, right? Not I. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:10.980 So we're going to come back. We're going to call 0:08:11.020 --> 0:08:14.480 this good, not great guy, Luke, and hopefully convince him 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:15.860 to give you a second chance. 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:18.110 We won't use that as his nickname, we promise. 0:08:18.140 --> 0:08:18.470 No. 0:08:18.490 --> 0:08:19.590 We'll come up with something better. 0:08:19.830 --> 0:08:20.050 Thank you. 0:08:20.070 --> 0:08:21.930 And do it with your second date update right after this. 0:08:22.090 --> 0:08:23.490 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:08:23.630 --> 0:08:24.950 Second date update. 0:08:26.220 --> 0:08:29.489 What's the famous saying? You don't have to outrun the bear. 0:08:29.870 --> 0:08:33.510 You just have to outrun the other guy. And that's 0:08:33.590 --> 0:08:36.589 kind of how our listener Abby decided she likes a 0:08:36.650 --> 0:08:40.480 dude named Luke. Because she went on two average dates 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.820 with two average guys. But it wasn't until after she 0:08:43.860 --> 0:08:46.580 met the second one she realized actually maybe guy number 0:08:46.700 --> 0:08:49.819 one Luke was slightly better. I pick him instead. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.580 Who's the bear in this analogy? I really get all 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:53.000 that work. 0:08:53.020 --> 0:08:54.000 I think she's the bear. 0:08:54.020 --> 0:08:57.020 Brooke, obviously you're the bear, okay? And you're going to 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:58.020 maul the slower man. 0:08:59.830 --> 0:09:01.000 I always take the weakest link. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.250 You always do. But that's how Abby ended up here 0:09:04.330 --> 0:09:07.990 looking for another chance with guy number one. But who knows? 0:09:08.030 --> 0:09:10.470 Maybe after this she'll change her mind again and next 0:09:10.550 --> 0:09:13.270 week we'll be calling average guy number two. Do you 0:09:13.309 --> 0:09:15.130 want us to keep a spot open for you, Abby, 0:09:15.170 --> 0:09:16.270 next week just in case? 0:09:17.090 --> 0:09:18.290 No, I'm going to stick with Luke. 0:09:18.650 --> 0:09:19.380 All right. 0:09:19.410 --> 0:09:21.840 We'll just give her a day, like average week Sundays. 0:09:22.020 --> 0:09:22.220 Yeah. 0:09:22.260 --> 0:09:23.760 We'll have to come in on the weekends. 0:09:23.780 --> 0:09:25.800 A whole lineup of average men for you to choose from. 0:09:25.900 --> 0:09:28.300 I think it's pretty understanding, though. Like, you're back into 0:09:28.340 --> 0:09:30.069 the dating world. You kind of want to see what's 0:09:30.110 --> 0:09:31.030 out there a little bit. 0:09:31.050 --> 0:09:31.390 Yeah. 0:09:31.450 --> 0:09:33.590 And it just happened to be your very first one 0:09:33.630 --> 0:09:34.790 was better than you realized. 0:09:34.850 --> 0:09:35.010 Yeah. 0:09:35.030 --> 0:09:35.110 Yeah. 0:09:35.429 --> 0:09:37.390 But that's a big danger of playing the field right 0:09:37.429 --> 0:09:39.770 now in modern dating is there always seems to be 0:09:39.809 --> 0:09:41.650 a better option on the other side of the fence 0:09:41.700 --> 0:09:42.020 for you. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:43.959 It was two weeks, Jeff. It hasn't been forever. 0:09:43.980 --> 0:09:46.360 I'm just saying, what's wrong to committing to the first 0:09:46.420 --> 0:09:47.400 man who approaches you? 0:09:47.660 --> 0:09:51.440 That could backfire. Pretty badly, actually. 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.310 Abby, maybe you keep that as an option for the 0:09:54.350 --> 0:09:55.650 next guy you meet, okay? 0:09:56.190 --> 0:09:56.510 Okay. 0:09:56.730 --> 0:09:57.190 Okay. 0:09:57.470 --> 0:09:59.230 For now, we'll focus on Luke and see if he 0:09:59.270 --> 0:10:00.860 picks up the phone. I'm going to dial his number 0:10:00.900 --> 0:10:04.980 right now. 0:10:07.100 --> 0:10:10.550 Hello? 0:10:11.410 --> 0:10:12.110 Hey, is this Luke? 0:10:14.390 --> 0:10:14.770 Who's this? 0:10:15.590 --> 0:10:17.929 My name is Jeff. I'm on a radio show called 0:10:17.970 --> 0:10:19.110 Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:10:19.950 --> 0:10:20.650 Luke. 0:10:20.910 --> 0:10:21.690 What up, Luke? 0:10:22.510 --> 0:10:23.849 This is, uh, this is real. 0:10:24.570 --> 0:10:25.309 This is real. 0:10:25.350 --> 0:10:26.390 This is real life. 0:10:26.570 --> 0:10:31.120 Unless you're asleep right now. We're all in your dream. 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.620 Yeah, dude, you're on the radio right now. Is that okay? 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.040 I mean, depends on what, what you need from me, 0:10:37.059 --> 0:10:37.780 but sure. 0:10:38.059 --> 0:10:41.370 Well, all we want to do is gently pry into 0:10:41.380 --> 0:10:42.090 your personal life. 0:10:42.950 --> 0:10:44.090 What a sell. Is that okay? 0:10:45.270 --> 0:10:47.880 Sounds fun. It's more fun than it sounds. It's a 0:10:47.900 --> 0:10:50.280 segment we do called Second Date. 0:10:51.179 --> 0:10:52.059 Update. 0:10:52.700 --> 0:10:55.580 Okay. You're the bear in this analogy right now, Jeff, 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.100 just so you know. 0:10:58.520 --> 0:10:59.120 What's going on? 0:10:59.500 --> 0:11:01.360 This is a segment where we try to help listeners 0:11:01.420 --> 0:11:03.760 with their dating life. If they've gone out with somebody 0:11:04.420 --> 0:11:06.559 and they're not getting a call back, we can try 0:11:06.580 --> 0:11:09.500 and help figure out the reason why. And the girl 0:11:09.540 --> 0:11:13.189 who reached out to us about you is Abby. You 0:11:13.210 --> 0:11:15.050 went out with her like two weeks ago? 0:11:16.410 --> 0:11:16.809 Yeah. 0:11:17.770 --> 0:11:18.130 Okay. 0:11:18.910 --> 0:11:21.890 Okay. Are you upset with Abby? 0:11:24.929 --> 0:11:27.390 I'm not that upset anymore. Okay. 0:11:27.690 --> 0:11:28.290 That makes sense. 0:11:28.309 --> 0:11:28.950 But you were? 0:11:28.970 --> 0:11:30.730 Well, yeah. 0:11:30.790 --> 0:11:31.980 Did she tell you what happened? 0:11:32.630 --> 0:11:34.929 Yeah, I'm assuming you're talking about when you two ran 0:11:34.980 --> 0:11:37.280 into each other again, like a week later at the 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.000 same brewery. 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:40.820 Oh, really? I think he's talking about the text messages 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:41.819 that she didn't answer. 0:11:42.630 --> 0:11:44.370 I mean, both were gut punches. 0:11:44.770 --> 0:11:45.090 Okay. 0:11:45.929 --> 0:11:49.540 We're trying to do some investigative digging on Abby's behalf 0:11:50.020 --> 0:11:53.280 because she's the last person that texted you and you 0:11:53.300 --> 0:11:54.280 haven't responded to her. 0:11:54.300 --> 0:11:57.820 She didn't respond to me first. 0:11:57.980 --> 0:12:00.340 Okay. So it is one of those make her feel 0:12:00.380 --> 0:12:01.640 what you felt moment. 0:12:01.780 --> 0:12:03.880 I told you, mind game's not involved in dating at all. 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:06.640 I mean, she might be upset too because of the guy. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:09.630 Is she upset because of the... I mean, I talked 0:12:09.650 --> 0:12:10.750 to the guy in the bathroom. 0:12:11.450 --> 0:12:11.910 Wait, what? 0:12:12.090 --> 0:12:12.469 What guy? 0:12:12.630 --> 0:12:13.890 Oh, her guy? Like, her date? 0:12:14.490 --> 0:12:16.390 Yeah, I ran into the guy in the bathroom. Like, 0:12:16.450 --> 0:12:17.870 the guy she was on the date with. 0:12:18.650 --> 0:12:18.770 Oh. 0:12:18.940 --> 0:12:19.940 She didn't tell us that. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:20.420 Dude. 0:12:20.460 --> 0:12:21.240 She knows that. 0:12:21.300 --> 0:12:22.540 What happened? What did you say? 0:12:23.140 --> 0:12:25.140 I mean, I just told him the truth. You know, 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:26.840 I told him, if you go on a nice date, 0:12:27.340 --> 0:12:28.819 she's going to ghost you probably. Oh. 0:12:29.450 --> 0:12:31.070 Why would you say that? 0:12:31.490 --> 0:12:32.370 Oh, you are mad. 0:12:32.410 --> 0:12:32.830 Oh, no. 0:12:32.850 --> 0:12:34.060 Because of what happened to you? 0:12:34.070 --> 0:12:35.350 Because he got ghosted. 0:12:35.470 --> 0:12:37.510 Yeah, why wouldn't I tell the guy the truth? I 0:12:37.530 --> 0:12:39.470 didn't go in there to tell him. He just happened 0:12:39.510 --> 0:12:40.010 to be there. 0:12:40.030 --> 0:12:41.030 But he didn't ask you. 0:12:41.370 --> 0:12:43.730 I know, but you would have appreciated it if somebody 0:12:43.750 --> 0:12:44.530 did that for you. 0:12:44.550 --> 0:12:44.630 Yeah. 0:12:45.270 --> 0:12:46.020 It was more of a. 0:12:46.020 --> 0:12:47.660 Bro code kind of thing. 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:51.360 It wasn't... Okay, you... You warned this other guy that 0:12:51.460 --> 0:12:53.320 he was going to run into problems with Abby. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:55.380 Not problems, just ghosting. 0:12:55.700 --> 0:12:58.260 Well, it doesn't even matter because she's not interested in 0:12:58.300 --> 0:12:58.720 that guy. 0:12:58.740 --> 0:12:59.620 She's ghosting him now? 0:12:59.660 --> 0:13:00.640 Like, honestly. 0:13:01.110 --> 0:13:04.850 She's literally ghosting him. 0:13:04.970 --> 0:13:06.870 I don't know if she responded to him or not, 0:13:06.910 --> 0:13:09.250 but she doesn't like that guy. She likes you. Yeah. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:10.640 Does she really? 0:13:10.660 --> 0:13:11.710 Come on. 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:13.960 Yeah, she texted you and asked you to go out. 0:13:14.059 --> 0:13:16.160 I mean, the whole reason that she reached out to 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:19.500 our show to call you was because there is genuine 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:21.929 interest in what you two had going on. 0:13:23.020 --> 0:13:24.780 Oh, I thought she was just upset because of what 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.020 I told the guy. I thought she knew that. 0:13:27.420 --> 0:13:29.520 Well, it didn't sound like she was upset because she 0:13:29.540 --> 0:13:31.290 didn't bring that up to us. I don't even think 0:13:31.330 --> 0:13:32.270 she knows that happened. 0:13:32.450 --> 0:13:33.650 Yeah, I don't know. 0:13:33.850 --> 0:13:36.090 Yeah, I guess. I mean, he didn't say anything. 0:13:36.670 --> 0:13:39.189 Well, here's the thing. Now she does know about it 0:13:39.290 --> 0:13:42.750 because the way this works is we have Abby quietly 0:13:42.809 --> 0:13:44.990 listening on the other line waiting to talk to you. 0:13:46.470 --> 0:13:48.890 Hey, you're telling me. 0:13:48.910 --> 0:13:51.030 That's her. That's her look. 0:13:51.070 --> 0:13:51.910 That's Abby. Say hi. 0:13:53.130 --> 0:13:54.449 Are you joking right now? 0:13:55.210 --> 0:13:56.450 No, I'm sorry. 0:13:56.470 --> 0:13:57.510 But it's real. 0:13:57.530 --> 0:13:58.210 But why don't you. 0:13:58.170 --> 0:13:58.400 Talk to her? 0:13:58.410 --> 0:13:59.190 This is real, by the way. 0:13:59.770 --> 0:14:00.660 He's on the phone. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:02.060 Yeah, that's right. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.720 Hi, I'm actually wondering if you're the one that's joking. 0:14:04.740 --> 0:14:06.620 Are you being serious? Are you talking to my date? 0:14:09.470 --> 0:14:10.750 Why would you tell him that I was. 0:14:10.690 --> 0:14:12.070 Going to ghost him? 0:14:12.450 --> 0:14:13.510 Well, didn't you ghost him? 0:14:15.750 --> 0:14:19.760 I mean, I haven't exactly. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:23.920 I mean, Abby, he obviously told him that because that's 0:14:23.940 --> 0:14:24.840 what you did to him. 0:14:24.860 --> 0:14:27.260 OK, but I mean, first of all, it's none of 0:14:28.070 --> 0:14:30.950 no offense. It's not that's not your business. And I'm 0:14:31.310 --> 0:14:33.510 genuinely I would do it because I'm interested in going 0:14:33.550 --> 0:14:34.330 out with you again. 0:14:34.350 --> 0:14:37.250 Oh, I have to ask. Are you planning on seeing 0:14:37.290 --> 0:14:39.540 him again? I guess not. Cause you're calling on the 0:14:39.580 --> 0:14:40.420 radio about me. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:43.100 No, I'm not going to do this other guy. And yeah, 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:45.480 I reached out to the radio because look like I'm 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:46.120 new to. 0:14:46.060 --> 0:14:50.700 This and I, I liked you and I get a 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.220 lot of messages on the dating apps and I'm not 0:14:53.260 --> 0:14:55.800 like saying that to like toot my own horn, but 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:59.950 I'm realizing, I'm realizing that a good first date doesn't 0:14:59.990 --> 0:15:03.130 have always have to be like sparkles and magic and great. 0:15:03.310 --> 0:15:05.050 And I think it's a great building block. And so 0:15:05.130 --> 0:15:06.870 I was interested in you. 0:15:08.450 --> 0:15:11.710 I mean, that's nice, but, like, if you're ghosting him again, 0:15:11.730 --> 0:15:13.320 this is a pattern. 0:15:13.340 --> 0:15:13.840 What? 0:15:14.180 --> 0:15:16.240 No, if she sees him on a date with someone else, 0:15:16.260 --> 0:15:17.260 she'll text him again. 0:15:17.900 --> 0:15:20.420 She's only been in the dating world two weeks. I mean, 0:15:20.460 --> 0:15:22.500 I don't know if she's even been in it long 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:23.520 enough to be a pattern. 0:15:23.540 --> 0:15:26.140 You learn not to ghost eventually. 0:15:26.450 --> 0:15:30.530 You know what? That's true, I guess. You seem sincere 0:15:30.570 --> 0:15:30.970 about it. 0:15:31.620 --> 0:15:34.860 Okay, I mean, there's kind of an awkwardness happening between 0:15:34.900 --> 0:15:38.320 you two. Like, is this what the conversation on your guys' 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.400 date was like? Because now I can kind of understand 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:41.090 what you were saying. 0:15:41.140 --> 0:15:44.510 Yeah, there's some ups, there's some downs. It was nice. 0:15:44.530 --> 0:15:45.650 We're having an okay time. 0:15:45.770 --> 0:15:47.190 I mean, you can at least tell him that you're 0:15:47.210 --> 0:15:49.650 not ghosting him anymore because this cancels out that ghost moment. 0:15:49.670 --> 0:15:50.740 You texted him and called him. 0:15:50.750 --> 0:15:53.170 Hey, yeah. So go ahead, Abby. 0:15:53.610 --> 0:15:56.280 I mean, look, like, I'm realizing some things here. I 0:15:56.300 --> 0:15:58.270 should write this other guy and just say, thank you, 0:15:58.280 --> 0:15:59.320 I don't think it's a good fit. 0:15:59.630 --> 0:16:02.040 That's good. Look at that. Learning from mistakes. 0:16:02.300 --> 0:16:02.600 Yeah. 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.580 I am genuine. I'm being honest here. 0:16:05.740 --> 0:16:06.720 What do you think of that, bro? 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:08.120 Do you believe her, Luke? 0:16:09.010 --> 0:16:11.150 I believe her. I think my expectations are still going 0:16:11.170 --> 0:16:13.070 to be low if that's okay with you. 0:16:13.090 --> 0:16:14.520 Oh, man. It should be. 0:16:14.940 --> 0:16:16.460 Aw, what a romantic thing to say. 0:16:16.540 --> 0:16:19.300 I think that's always so good. I would love low 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:20.180 expectations over high. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:21.340 Yeah, for real. 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:25.220 I expect absolutely nothing from you going forward, and I 0:16:25.220 --> 0:16:25.720 want that. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.490 You can impress him with anything. 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:29.550 Guys, I'm going to cry. 0:16:31.450 --> 0:16:34.170 Now that we've set the bar way, way down, we 0:16:34.190 --> 0:16:36.550 would like to offer to send you two on another date, 0:16:36.610 --> 0:16:38.690 and we would pay for it. I'm going to give 0:16:38.750 --> 0:16:41.190 the option to Luke first, since you're the person that 0:16:41.210 --> 0:16:41.970 we were calling, buddy. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:46.270 I will say yes, but I have to say expectations 0:16:46.350 --> 0:16:48.920 are low. And I expect you to ghost me after 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.560 the second date. 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:53.420 Oh, wow. Is it disappointing if she doesn't now? 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:57.040 Hey, we can only go up from here. 0:16:57.060 --> 0:17:00.040 Hey, there we go. That's hope. 0:17:00.210 --> 0:17:03.150 There you go, Abby. You scored a date with Luke. 0:17:03.410 --> 0:17:04.929 This will be the only time a high five can 0:17:04.970 --> 0:17:06.070 end a date and it'll be a good thing. 0:17:06.109 --> 0:17:07.659 Yeah, it will be. 0:17:07.670 --> 0:17:10.190 If you still want it, that is. Are you still interested? 0:17:10.290 --> 0:17:11.490 Don't change your mind now. 0:17:11.730 --> 0:17:13.450 Or have you gone back to guy number two again? 0:17:14.220 --> 0:17:14.679 No, no, no. 0:17:14.700 --> 0:17:16.810 I'm interested in Luke. I want to go on another date. 0:17:16.930 --> 0:17:19.410 All right. 0:17:19.430 --> 0:17:20.010 Okay. 0:17:20.170 --> 0:17:23.229 Same brewery for a third time in a row. Oh, God. 0:17:23.250 --> 0:17:24.550 We're going to run into the other guy. 0:17:24.590 --> 0:17:27.570 That bartender is going to be like, what is happening? 0:17:29.290 --> 0:17:30.570 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:17:32.780 --> 0:17:35.260 I gotta say, I'm kind of proud of Abby on 0:17:35.300 --> 0:17:38.050 that one, because she had every right to be upset 0:17:38.210 --> 0:17:40.990 after learning Luke had talked to her date in the bathroom. 0:17:41.350 --> 0:17:44.050 She totally could have changed her mind, but no, she 0:17:44.170 --> 0:17:46.609 stuck to her guns and said, I don't care if 0:17:46.710 --> 0:17:49.350 Luke is bad-mouthing me behind my back to the other 0:17:49.369 --> 0:17:52.250 guys that I'm dating. I committed to him early on, 0:17:52.530 --> 0:17:53.970 and I am sticking with it. 0:17:54.150 --> 0:17:54.990 Yeah, she really did. 0:17:55.020 --> 0:17:57.000 I hate to say he didn't bad-mouth, because he kind 0:17:57.060 --> 0:17:58.960 of did, but he was just like, hey, she didn't 0:17:58.980 --> 0:17:59.460 call me. 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:01.120 Back, just a warning, like, is that. 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:02.020 Yeah, but finally. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:02.760 Telling the truth. 0:18:02.980 --> 0:18:05.440 Finally, someone said, oh, my God, you're right. I shouldn't 0:18:05.460 --> 0:18:07.300 have done that. She even said she's going to tell 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:09.080 the other guy she's not interested. I also didn't know 0:18:09.100 --> 0:18:11.520 guy bathroom talk is like that. Oh, bro. We got 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:12.160 each other's. 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:13.060 Back for sure. 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:13.590 Oh, our backs. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:15.890 We got each other's fronts. It gets crazy in there sometimes. 0:18:15.930 --> 0:18:17.590 I thought it was awkward to talk when you guys 0:18:17.609 --> 0:18:18.690 were at the urinal together. 0:18:18.710 --> 0:18:21.430 Sometimes we're not actually talking. We're just having each other's backs. 0:18:21.930 --> 0:18:22.030 Oh. 0:18:22.730 --> 0:18:24.889 And it's a good time. All I'm asking, though, is 0:18:24.930 --> 0:18:27.210 blind loyalty too much to ask? 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:28.139 Yes. 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:28.620 Depends. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:31.670 You should never be blindly loyal to anyone. Okay, good. 0:18:31.690 --> 0:18:33.629 So then I will not ask all of our loyal 0:18:33.690 --> 0:18:36.910 listeners to subscribe to our podcast. In fact, feel free 0:18:36.950 --> 0:18:39.550 to unsubscribe because we believe in choices. 0:18:39.630 --> 0:18:40.929 You know how awful people we are. 0:18:40.990 --> 0:18:44.050 There's nothing blind about their loyalty. They know exactly what 0:18:44.070 --> 0:18:44.580 they're in for. 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:45.540 Oh, yeah. 0:18:45.580 --> 0:18:48.719 So click at your own risk. If you're not following us, 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:51.139 check us out at Brooke and Jeffrey. 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:52.440 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:18:54.990 --> 0:18:57.910 Sometimes the success or failure on the first date can 0:18:57.950 --> 0:19:01.070 all come down to that one final moment right before 0:19:01.090 --> 0:19:04.149 you leave. How do you end the night? 0:19:04.550 --> 0:19:06.280 Oh, for sure. 0:19:06.300 --> 0:19:08.520 And that's why my go-to move is walk them to 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:13.379 the door, gently brush their hair behind their ear. You 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:17.620 look deep into their eyes and I whisper, you like that? Huh? 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:21.480 I knew you were going to do that. I hate that. 0:19:21.580 --> 0:19:22.540 It's his go-to. 0:19:22.619 --> 0:19:23.680 It works every time. 0:19:23.940 --> 0:19:25.520 I love how much Alexis hates it. 0:19:25.780 --> 0:19:26.899 I actually hate it. 0:19:27.020 --> 0:19:28.500 It makes me nauseous. 0:19:28.980 --> 0:19:32.400 It makes me so happy for some reason. 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:33.120 I hate that. 0:19:33.140 --> 0:19:35.810 Nausea is the first symptom of it, and then it 0:19:35.830 --> 0:19:37.110 gets really hot after that. 0:19:37.170 --> 0:19:37.830 And then you've got to kiss. 0:19:37.850 --> 0:19:39.770 She is so uncomfortable right now. 0:19:39.790 --> 0:19:40.330 I hate that. 0:19:42.430 --> 0:19:44.780 But as smooth as. 0:19:44.680 --> 0:19:47.740 That may sound to most people, one dude out there 0:19:48.030 --> 0:19:51.100 might have just beat me out. Because his closing move 0:19:51.140 --> 0:19:54.760 was not only fun and flirty and adventurous, it also 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:55.820 comes with pizza. 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:58.050 Ooh, let's go. 0:19:58.070 --> 0:20:00.570 So I guarantee there's going to be guys everywhere trying 0:20:00.609 --> 0:20:03.409 to steal this because it's next level smart. You're going 0:20:03.430 --> 0:20:06.190 to hear it in your second date update right after this. 0:20:06.210 --> 0:20:07.230 So hot. 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:11.699 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:13.180 Second date update. 0:20:14.380 --> 0:20:17.480 When someone tells you they went on the best date 0:20:17.740 --> 0:20:18.860 of their entire life. 0:20:19.180 --> 0:20:20.420 Oh my gosh. 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:21.780 It's very exciting. 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:22.300 Yes. 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:24.879 But that could mean a lot of different things to 0:20:24.940 --> 0:20:25.629 different people. 0:20:25.930 --> 0:20:26.630 Yeah, for sure. 0:20:26.690 --> 0:20:29.669 Like for Brooke, that's probably eating a corn dog in 0:20:29.690 --> 0:20:32.790 a porta potty after downing an entire bucket of sangria. 0:20:33.010 --> 0:20:35.810 Oh, my God. That sounds so fun. Right? 0:20:36.190 --> 0:20:37.470 It's like a fairy tale. 0:20:37.490 --> 0:20:40.400 Yeah, I'm not even with anyone. I'm just by myself 0:20:40.460 --> 0:20:40.820 in there. 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:44.780 For Jose, it would probably be staying at home. One 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:49.080 bowl of pho, two spoons. Playing Fortnite together while they 0:20:49.100 --> 0:20:51.090 take turns trash-talking the preteens. 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:53.330 Yeah, and I'm sitting on her lap. 0:20:53.570 --> 0:20:55.129 Yeah, see? 0:20:55.369 --> 0:20:58.770 But for one of our listeners, Zoe, she emailed saying 0:20:58.830 --> 0:21:01.250 she went on the best date all time. 0:21:01.450 --> 0:21:03.689 Oh my gosh, Zoe, I'm so excited to talk to you. 0:21:03.710 --> 0:21:06.399 We're wanting to hear what this is. Welcome to the show, Zoe. 0:21:06.420 --> 0:21:10.180 Hi, thank you so much. I cannot wait to tell 0:21:10.220 --> 0:21:11.180 you about my date. 0:21:11.240 --> 0:21:12.320 It was so good. 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:15.000 When I listened to your voice, it had to have 0:21:15.060 --> 0:21:16.100 involved funnel cake. 0:21:18.220 --> 0:21:20.360 Were you eating anything inside of a port-a-potty? 0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:26.560 No, but I went out with this guy named Miles. 0:21:26.580 --> 0:21:31.719 I sent him on a dating app, and he I just, he. 0:21:31.580 --> 0:21:36.280 Looks like Post Malone, but like buffer, but with no tattoos. 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:37.020 Okay. 0:21:37.340 --> 0:21:37.879 All right. 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:38.980 That's a good look. 0:21:39.420 --> 0:21:41.980 I'm having a hard time visualizing what Post. 0:21:41.810 --> 0:21:44.330 Malone without tattoos. 0:21:44.390 --> 0:21:46.130 I'm imagining like Tobey Maguire now. 0:21:46.150 --> 0:21:49.909 I don't know what he's excited for. She's in that 0:21:49.970 --> 0:21:52.610 sing song voice. Anytime you have that voice, you know 0:21:52.690 --> 0:21:53.510 you're just happy. 0:21:53.590 --> 0:21:54.730 Why is he attracted to you? 0:21:55.609 --> 0:21:58.540 He was so hot. If you saw him, you would understand. 0:21:58.560 --> 0:21:58.639 Okay. 0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:01.630 Hot, buff, Post Malone, no tattoos. 0:22:01.670 --> 0:22:02.550 Yeah, let's go. 0:22:02.730 --> 0:22:03.490 Exactly. 0:22:03.710 --> 0:22:07.190 Exactly. And, um, So we, you know, texted back and forth. 0:22:07.230 --> 0:22:09.910 We hit it off online. So we decided to meet 0:22:09.950 --> 0:22:11.220 up for drinks, right? 0:22:11.420 --> 0:22:14.840 Okay. Were you this excited going into the date? 0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:16.719 Kind of. 0:22:17.380 --> 0:22:17.740 Okay. 0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:18.000 Okay. 0:22:18.020 --> 0:22:20.970 Maybe that's a good thing. Guys can vibe off of that, actually. 0:22:20.990 --> 0:22:22.930 Yeah, and it sounds like you ride it on a 0:22:22.970 --> 0:22:24.630 high frequency already. 0:22:25.290 --> 0:22:28.310 Okay. So let's get into the date. How did that go? 0:22:28.869 --> 0:22:29.369 So, um. 0:22:30.020 --> 0:22:33.300 We met up for drinks, and he looked just like 0:22:33.380 --> 0:22:35.240 his picture, but even hotter. 0:22:35.460 --> 0:22:36.439 Oh, my God. 0:22:36.460 --> 0:22:38.899 So he didn't take a Post Malone photo and Photoshop 0:22:38.920 --> 0:22:40.679 it to make it look the way you wanted it to. 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:42.560 He's better. We're going to call him Most Malone. 0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:43.520 Oh, I like that. 0:22:43.780 --> 0:22:44.440 All right. 0:22:44.619 --> 0:22:48.379 He was the perfect package. And so we're chatting, and 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:51.090 he's fun and creative, and then he. 0:22:51.109 --> 0:22:52.490 Like, gets playful. 0:22:53.030 --> 0:22:53.930 And he's like, you know what? 0:22:53.970 --> 0:22:55.389 Let's play I Spy. 0:22:55.470 --> 0:22:56.050 And I'm like, what? 0:22:56.980 --> 0:22:59.459 Okay. Wait, like the color game that I play with 0:22:59.480 --> 0:22:59.860 my kids? 0:22:59.900 --> 0:23:00.480 Yeah. 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:02.879 Well, you know, like I spy and you say something 0:23:02.920 --> 0:23:04.000 you see, right? 0:23:04.020 --> 0:23:05.140 And it could be anything. 0:23:05.180 --> 0:23:08.260 But are you making it flirty or it's actually like. 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:08.740 Trees and stuff? 0:23:08.900 --> 0:23:11.740 I spy with my little eye the color gray. 0:23:11.830 --> 0:23:13.310 I spy a salt shaker. 0:23:14.750 --> 0:23:17.710 Yeah, how did romantic Post Malone do it? 0:23:18.210 --> 0:23:22.650 Romantic Miles, he laid on the charm and he said, 0:23:22.670 --> 0:23:26.150 I spy someone really cute. 0:23:27.710 --> 0:23:29.790 And then you got jealous and you were like, who 0:23:29.910 --> 0:23:30.439 is she? 0:23:30.730 --> 0:23:33.350 Your voice went to just an octave that I think 0:23:33.410 --> 0:23:36.810 only dogs could hear just there. So he was talking 0:23:36.869 --> 0:23:37.770 about you, right? 0:23:38.170 --> 0:23:40.910 Well, I hope so, but I didn't want to be presumptuous. 0:23:41.109 --> 0:23:44.330 So, you know, I said, um, is it the bartender? 0:23:44.990 --> 0:23:45.950 And then he was like, no. 0:23:46.010 --> 0:23:47.750 And so then I'm like. 0:23:49.440 --> 0:23:51.010 I'm like, is it me? 0:23:51.109 --> 0:23:52.190 And he's like, yes! 0:23:52.369 --> 0:23:54.270 And I was like, oh my god. 0:23:54.430 --> 0:23:56.330 I love this show! 0:23:56.470 --> 0:24:00.030 I mean, yeah, you were not, like, turned off at all, 0:24:00.090 --> 0:24:02.870 the fact that it's a little bit cheesy, maybe? 0:24:03.350 --> 0:24:04.410 Are you listening to her? 0:24:05.130 --> 0:24:06.750 She's like, I can't believe it was me! 0:24:06.770 --> 0:24:10.630 I can't believe it took me 40 guesses to finally 0:24:10.670 --> 0:24:11.130 get there. 0:24:11.170 --> 0:24:12.590 What about that bartender? 0:24:12.630 --> 0:24:13.810 What about that bartender? 0:24:13.890 --> 0:24:15.010 I was gay! 0:24:15.030 --> 0:24:17.710 There's no way. Okay, well, if you liked it, that's great. 0:24:17.730 --> 0:24:18.320 I liked it! 0:24:19.470 --> 0:24:21.420 His charm worked for me. 0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:22.000 Okay. 0:24:22.040 --> 0:24:22.919 What happened next? 0:24:22.980 --> 0:24:25.580 It feels like this is leading straight into a kiss. 0:24:26.180 --> 0:24:30.240 Well, we did get a little peck, and then we decided, 0:24:30.280 --> 0:24:30.820 you know what? 0:24:32.010 --> 0:24:32.530 We should go. 0:24:32.550 --> 0:24:35.330 It's really late. And so I looked up Uber, and 0:24:35.350 --> 0:24:37.270 they were, like, crazy expensive. 0:24:37.390 --> 0:24:37.670 Okay. 0:24:37.790 --> 0:24:39.510 I hate that. So I'm like, oh, maybe I could 0:24:39.530 --> 0:24:40.710 stay with them longer, right? 0:24:40.990 --> 0:24:43.270 He didn't want to pay for the expensive Uber? 0:24:43.290 --> 0:24:45.360 The only person excited about search pricing? 0:24:45.450 --> 0:24:46.020 What do you do? 0:24:46.700 --> 0:24:47.420 Well, so. 0:24:48.300 --> 0:24:51.200 Once again, he pulls out his creativity card and he's like, 0:24:52.020 --> 0:24:54.260 let's go to this pizza place I know up the 0:24:54.420 --> 0:24:58.000 street and then ask them if we order a large pizza, 0:24:58.020 --> 0:25:00.580 will the delivery driver take us home? 0:25:00.619 --> 0:25:01.920 That's so creative. 0:25:01.940 --> 0:25:03.400 That's genius. 0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:05.740 I hate to give him credit for that, but that 0:25:05.780 --> 0:25:06.460 is a good idea. 0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:08.160 I mean, they're going to drive to your house anyway. 0:25:08.260 --> 0:25:08.860 Dude, totally. 0:25:08.940 --> 0:25:09.680 Included in the price. 0:25:09.740 --> 0:25:11.700 And the delivery driver would be like, an extra 20 bucks, 0:25:11.740 --> 0:25:12.280 I'll take it. 0:25:12.320 --> 0:25:13.460 Yeah. 0:25:13.640 --> 0:25:14.300 Did they do that? 0:25:14.660 --> 0:25:16.900 So we asked them and they said yes. 0:25:19.060 --> 0:25:21.530 You're going to have to deliver 40 other pizzas along 0:25:21.550 --> 0:25:25.430 the way. We'll eventually get you there. Luckily he didn't. 0:25:25.450 --> 0:25:27.869 So the cool thing is we got to ride home 0:25:28.030 --> 0:25:31.610 and eat pizza and continue our conversation. 0:25:32.030 --> 0:25:35.800 Just like the pizza delivery guy sitting in the front seat? Yeah. 0:25:37.260 --> 0:25:38.740 It made his night interesting. 0:25:38.780 --> 0:25:39.899 So how did you guys leave it? 0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:43.660 Well, so he gave me a peck kiss because, you know, 0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:47.510 we were kind of pizza covered. And then we both 0:25:47.570 --> 0:25:50.250 just slept on a high, or at least I did. And, 0:25:50.710 --> 0:25:53.070 you know, we texted for a couple days after that. 0:25:53.250 --> 0:25:57.129 And then I haven't heard from him. Okay. 0:25:57.300 --> 0:25:58.860 Weird. Do you know if he had, like, a really 0:25:58.880 --> 0:26:00.140 busy schedule or something? 0:26:00.940 --> 0:26:02.639 No, he didn't say that he did. 0:26:02.660 --> 0:26:02.720 No. 0:26:03.460 --> 0:26:05.709 I'm just kind of worried that maybe he met somebody 0:26:05.850 --> 0:26:07.370 else on the dating app. 0:26:07.390 --> 0:26:08.510 Because he was such a catch. 0:26:08.550 --> 0:26:10.510 Maybe he spied somebody even cuter. 0:26:10.650 --> 0:26:11.050 Uh-oh. 0:26:11.070 --> 0:26:12.750 Do not say that! 0:26:12.790 --> 0:26:13.429 Do not say that! 0:26:13.470 --> 0:26:15.420 That's the backfire of the iSpy game. 0:26:17.369 --> 0:26:17.709 Okay. 0:26:17.930 --> 0:26:20.550 I'm just hoping that you guys can call and see 0:26:20.570 --> 0:26:22.590 what's going on because I don't want this guy to 0:26:22.609 --> 0:26:25.490 get away because he's like the perfect guy and it 0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:26.840 was like the best date. 0:26:26.900 --> 0:26:27.900 It sounds so fun. 0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:29.830 It really does. It was so fun. 0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:32.340 I'm honestly a little bit nervous to hear how excited 0:26:32.400 --> 0:26:35.640 he's going to be. If it's the same level of excitement, 0:26:35.660 --> 0:26:40.820 the speakers might explode. We'll find out though. We'll come back. 0:26:41.140 --> 0:26:43.689 We'll call Most Malone for you and try and get 0:26:43.750 --> 0:26:45.470 your second date update right after this. 0:26:45.590 --> 0:26:47.000 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:26:47.020 --> 0:26:48.460 Second date update. 0:26:49.810 --> 0:26:52.669 If you're just joining us, we're talking to one of 0:26:52.750 --> 0:26:56.550 the least excited people that we have ever had on 0:26:56.570 --> 0:26:57.129 this show. 0:26:57.210 --> 0:26:57.530 I see. 0:26:57.590 --> 0:26:58.350 Okay. 0:26:58.550 --> 0:26:59.929 Boy, has she been a downer. 0:26:59.990 --> 0:27:01.090 Yeah. 0:27:01.130 --> 0:27:01.909 Real depresso. 0:27:02.070 --> 0:27:02.350 Yeah. 0:27:02.730 --> 0:27:03.950 Zoe is her name. 0:27:04.510 --> 0:27:06.969 Oh, her name is even bubbly. 0:27:07.050 --> 0:27:10.189 I know. Zoe Zing, I assume her last name is. 0:27:10.450 --> 0:27:12.550 Yeah, her and a guy named Miles met up for 0:27:12.590 --> 0:27:16.590 some drinks, played a... pretty boring game of I Spy, 0:27:16.630 --> 0:27:19.550 it sounded like. And then convinced a pizza place that 0:27:19.590 --> 0:27:22.359 if they bought a large pie, they could ride home 0:27:22.420 --> 0:27:24.300 with the delivery guy in the back seat. 0:27:24.630 --> 0:27:25.130 So genius. 0:27:25.590 --> 0:27:27.950 Oh, it was. Look, I'll give her credit for a 0:27:27.990 --> 0:27:31.540 fun date, but her recap was just such low energy. 0:27:31.780 --> 0:27:32.140 Oh, my God. 0:27:32.260 --> 0:27:35.639 If people are just tuning in, again, Jeff's being sarcastic. 0:27:35.660 --> 0:27:37.460 This is very sarcastic. 0:27:37.820 --> 0:27:39.899 Play the tape back and prove me wrong. 0:27:40.050 --> 0:27:40.790 Okay. 0:27:40.830 --> 0:27:43.129 I'm just hoping that Zoe can turn it up a 0:27:43.170 --> 0:27:46.030 notch for this next part. Shift out of neutral into 0:27:46.109 --> 0:27:48.930 first gear. Zoe, you need a coffee or something. 0:27:48.590 --> 0:27:49.210 To perk up? 0:27:49.210 --> 0:27:49.670 Oh, no. 0:27:50.250 --> 0:27:51.930 No, no, I've had like four already. 0:27:51.970 --> 0:27:54.540 I'm good. Yeah, okay. We can hear that. 0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:56.080 Maybe you need four more or something. 0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:57.129 Yeah. 0:27:57.320 --> 0:28:00.939 Oh, my God. I'm excited, you guys. This is member 0:28:01.060 --> 0:28:02.859 Most Malone, the guy of her dreams. 0:28:02.940 --> 0:28:03.900 Yeah, Most Malone. 0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:06.680 At least one person is excited on this phone call. 0:28:06.740 --> 0:28:08.120 I guess it's going to have to be Brooke. 0:28:08.140 --> 0:28:08.659 I think it's a. 0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:09.280 Few of us. 0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:10.220 I'm excited. 0:28:10.260 --> 0:28:11.659 Yeah, okay, my girl. 0:28:11.980 --> 0:28:12.479 We know. 0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:14.540 Listen to the depression in her voice. 0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:14.960 Anyway. 0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:17.200 Hey, one thing we never asked you is why do 0:28:17.220 --> 0:28:19.199 you think he's not calling back? Oh, yeah. Did you 0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:19.820 say that already? 0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:24.280 No, I don't know. You know, and that's why I've 0:28:24.340 --> 0:28:27.619 tried to like lay low and only text like twice 0:28:27.720 --> 0:28:28.320 a day. 0:28:28.340 --> 0:28:28.639 Good. 0:28:28.740 --> 0:28:31.679 But, you know, I'm not like over texting, but it's 0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:32.370 not helping. 0:28:32.470 --> 0:28:34.710 Wait, are you texting twice a day without responses? 0:28:34.770 --> 0:28:35.109 Yeah. 0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:37.000 Yeah, is that bad? 0:28:37.260 --> 0:28:40.780 Yeah, only twice? He's not going to know that you're 0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:42.620 into him if you're only texting him twice. 0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:45.410 I need a girl to text me at least 50 times. 0:28:45.470 --> 0:28:49.790 Zoe, that's also sarcasm, okay? That's not usually a good thing. 0:28:49.810 --> 0:28:51.230 Too late now, so. 0:28:51.250 --> 0:28:52.890 Two isn't awful. 0:28:52.910 --> 0:28:54.810 If it's like, hi, and then later in the day 0:28:54.830 --> 0:28:56.590 it's like, okay, well, I hope you're having a good day. 0:28:56.610 --> 0:28:58.810 She hasn't heard from him in over a week. 0:28:58.950 --> 0:29:00.770 I thought she said two days. 0:29:01.150 --> 0:29:03.830 It doesn't matter. Texting's for suckers anyway. So we're just 0:29:03.850 --> 0:29:04.330 going to call. 0:29:04.390 --> 0:29:05.970 There we go. 0:29:05.990 --> 0:29:07.170 Let's go. Get it done. 0:29:07.210 --> 0:29:07.650 Ready, Zoe? 0:29:08.260 --> 0:29:08.620 Yes. 0:29:09.620 --> 0:29:10.540 All right. 0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:12.690 Never going to get her up. So let's just do it. 0:29:12.700 --> 0:29:20.600 Here we go. Hello, this is Miles. 0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:22.880 Oh, hey. Very formal. 0:29:22.900 --> 0:29:24.180 You are formal, Miles. 0:29:24.380 --> 0:29:25.660 What's up, Miles? 0:29:25.700 --> 0:29:26.080 What's up? 0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:29.220 We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:29:30.570 --> 0:29:34.200 Okay. Yeah. All right. What's up, Broken Jeffrey? Wow. 0:29:34.220 --> 0:29:34.800 Thank you. 0:29:34.860 --> 0:29:35.100 Hello. 0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:36.560 You're very casual and cool. 0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:37.290 What's going on? 0:29:37.330 --> 0:29:39.890 He's all the things, Jeff. He's all the things, Beth. 0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:41.360 why he's most maloned. 0:29:41.380 --> 0:29:44.300 Yeah, we've heard a lot about you, Miles, actually, from 0:29:44.340 --> 0:29:46.460 one of our listeners that you went on a date 0:29:46.500 --> 0:29:47.680 with recently named Zoe. 0:29:47.700 --> 0:29:51.480 From Zoe, huh? Yeah. 0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:52.220 Yeah. 0:29:52.820 --> 0:29:53.120 Huh. 0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:55.740 We're doing something called a second date update, trying to 0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:58.090 help her figure out why the two of you haven't 0:29:58.130 --> 0:29:59.150 met up for another date. 0:29:59.170 --> 0:30:01.489 Are you serious? 0:30:02.070 --> 0:30:03.770 Yeah. Isn't that fun? 0:30:04.830 --> 0:30:06.890 Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's fun. 0:30:08.100 --> 0:30:09.100 Okay. 0:30:09.300 --> 0:30:11.280 He's also being sarcastic. 0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:12.740 We're not going to take it that way. 0:30:13.580 --> 0:30:15.480 Tell us about, we want to know more about Zoe 0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:15.960 and what you. 0:30:15.880 --> 0:30:21.719 Thought of her. Yeah. Um, Zoe. So, um, All right, 0:30:21.740 --> 0:30:25.450 this is a girl we met online, and we had 0:30:25.470 --> 0:30:27.130 a very good time. I had a very good time 0:30:27.190 --> 0:30:27.489 on the date. 0:30:27.510 --> 0:30:29.670 Oh, good. She said it was a great date. 0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:30.740 Awesome. 0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:32.780 I'm sure she did. I'm sure she did. 0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:35.800 Was she as depressing on your date as she was 0:30:35.860 --> 0:30:36.690 when we talked to her? 0:30:38.490 --> 0:30:41.370 Yeah, no, no, no, no. Very, very fun loving girl. 0:30:41.390 --> 0:30:42.110 That's for sure. 0:30:42.230 --> 0:30:42.610 OK. 0:30:43.270 --> 0:30:45.930 And look, I was having fun, too. We were having 0:30:45.950 --> 0:30:48.700 a good time. I was feeling loose. She's someone you 0:30:48.740 --> 0:30:51.260 can joke around with and stuff. She was a good time. 0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:52.080 We were having a good time. 0:30:52.100 --> 0:30:54.260 So if you have all these positive things to say 0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:56.700 about her and she made you feel all these good 0:30:56.740 --> 0:30:58.900 ways and you could be loose in yourself, then why 0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:00.200 not meet up with her one more time? 0:31:01.230 --> 0:31:03.430 I guess she told you about our date. She told 0:31:03.450 --> 0:31:05.970 you about the pizza delivery guy. I had him drive 0:31:06.010 --> 0:31:06.330 us home. 0:31:06.650 --> 0:31:09.050 Yeah, like the hack you did to get a cheap 0:31:09.110 --> 0:31:10.770 ride home instead of Uber. 0:31:11.030 --> 0:31:13.300 Yeah, yeah. And she was so cool about that, too. 0:31:14.080 --> 0:31:17.520 I'll say that. Not every woman would necessarily be super 0:31:17.540 --> 0:31:18.320 cool about that. 0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:20.500 Not every woman would get in the car of a 0:31:20.540 --> 0:31:21.380 complete stranger. 0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:24.080 Well, there is pizza in the back of that car, 0:31:24.120 --> 0:31:26.800 so I feel like pretty much anybody would do it. 0:31:26.860 --> 0:31:29.740 Anyway, so during the ride home, as we're going home, 0:31:30.650 --> 0:31:32.810 We were laughing. We were having a good time. And 0:31:32.910 --> 0:31:35.830 she said to me, I'm just having such a good 0:31:35.890 --> 0:31:38.020 time with you. You're so much fun. You're so great. 0:31:38.410 --> 0:31:40.420 I don't want anyone else to have you. I don't 0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:42.680 want anyone else to match with you. I'm going to 0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:45.620 report you on the app so that you can't talk 0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:46.180 to anyone. 0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:48.020 That's funny. 0:31:48.100 --> 0:31:50.459 And like, she said it as she was laughing and 0:31:50.530 --> 0:31:53.110 I'm laughing too. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, I'll 0:31:53.150 --> 0:31:54.310 report you first. 0:31:54.470 --> 0:31:54.890 Yeah, right. 0:31:54.970 --> 0:31:55.370 Okay. 0:31:55.490 --> 0:31:56.890 That's a funny joke. 0:31:57.130 --> 0:31:58.750 Sure enough, a couple of days later, I get a 0:31:58.790 --> 0:32:02.370 notification that I got reported on the app. No. 0:32:02.390 --> 0:32:04.070 Are you sure that's not coincidence? 0:32:04.250 --> 0:32:05.110 Are you sure it was her? 0:32:06.030 --> 0:32:08.490 I mean, I'm not a hundred percent sure that it 0:32:08.590 --> 0:32:10.670 was her, but I haven't met up with anybody else. 0:32:10.690 --> 0:32:11.770 I didn't see anybody else. 0:32:11.850 --> 0:32:14.930 And are you doing anything inappropriate that would get you reported, bro? 0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:18.910 No, no, I'm not doing anything inappropriate. 0:32:19.530 --> 0:32:22.090 Wouldn't you ask her about it? Like, she said you 0:32:22.110 --> 0:32:23.070 guys were texting. 0:32:23.090 --> 0:32:24.490 Well, she was texting. 0:32:25.260 --> 0:32:28.140 No, she was texting, and then that came through, and 0:32:28.540 --> 0:32:30.740 she said she was going to do that, so I 0:32:30.940 --> 0:32:31.940 figured it was her. 0:32:31.960 --> 0:32:32.040 Okay. 0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:33.560 Okay. 0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:36.900 And look, I was pretty pissed when that came through. 0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:38.510 Oh, I was going to ask, is that a turnoff? 0:32:39.110 --> 0:32:39.990 I think so, Brooke. 0:32:40.090 --> 0:32:45.270 Yeah, it's a major turnoff to have a company tell 0:32:45.330 --> 0:32:48.150 you you've been a creep or something. Yeah. 0:32:48.170 --> 0:32:48.240 No. 0:32:48.430 --> 0:32:50.730 It's very disturbing and kind of frightening. 0:32:50.770 --> 0:32:52.950 In a way, it's kind of flattering. 0:32:54.040 --> 0:32:56.150 Yeah, no, I didn't take it that way. I don't 0:32:56.170 --> 0:32:57.720 think it was a good idea. I don't think it's 0:32:58.100 --> 0:32:59.380 a fun dating hack. 0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:02.640 Yeah, Jeffrey's being sarcastic. 0:33:02.660 --> 0:33:04.320 Who knows what she could have reported me for? 0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:06.620 Well, that's a great question. 0:33:06.660 --> 0:33:08.780 Here's a fun dating hack. We're going to put the 0:33:08.820 --> 0:33:11.060 two of you together on the phone right now and 0:33:11.100 --> 0:33:12.180 let you guys talk about it. 0:33:12.180 --> 0:33:15.040 Yay! Find out from the source. 0:33:15.060 --> 0:33:17.160 Because she's been listening on the other line this whole time, 0:33:17.180 --> 0:33:17.880 wanting to talk to you. 0:33:18.510 --> 0:33:19.600 You know. 0:33:20.430 --> 0:33:21.100 Hello, Zoe. 0:33:21.140 --> 0:33:21.420 Hi. 0:33:21.440 --> 0:33:23.580 I would never do that. 0:33:23.640 --> 0:33:24.680 That was not me. 0:33:24.700 --> 0:33:27.380 That wasn't you. Really? 0:33:28.020 --> 0:33:28.800 That wasn't you? 0:33:28.820 --> 0:33:32.120 I would never do that. Didn't you know how much 0:33:32.140 --> 0:33:34.200 I liked you and how much fun we had? 0:33:35.330 --> 0:33:39.250 No, I did. I definitely did. And I definitely remember 0:33:39.290 --> 0:33:42.510 you saying that you were going to report me. And 0:33:42.570 --> 0:33:46.910 then I got reported. Oh, do you want to just 0:33:46.990 --> 0:33:47.870 admit that it was you? 0:33:48.630 --> 0:33:50.270 No, no. Don't you remember? 0:33:50.290 --> 0:33:52.910 I was joking and we were laughing about it and 0:33:52.930 --> 0:33:54.360 you joked back about it. 0:33:54.370 --> 0:33:58.050 I know. It was so funny until it happened. 0:33:58.110 --> 0:34:01.590 It was so funny until it happened. Oh, my God. Zoe, 0:34:01.870 --> 0:34:04.040 be honest. Did you do it? Did you report him? 0:34:04.910 --> 0:34:06.980 I did not do that. 0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:08.060 I mean. 0:34:08.910 --> 0:34:11.580 I like this guy. I want to keep him around 0:34:11.620 --> 0:34:13.630 in my life, not push him out of it. 0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:16.580 That was kind of a long pause before you continued 0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:17.060 your sentence. 0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:18.920 I don't know. I believe her. 0:34:19.219 --> 0:34:23.120 So, Zoe, there's 0% chance that you hit the report button. 0:34:23.140 --> 0:34:25.020 Your finger didn't slip and accidentally. 0:34:25.500 --> 0:34:28.060 I mean, the only way that could have happened if 0:34:28.340 --> 0:34:30.980 maybe I was, like, blackout drunk one night. And I 0:34:31.020 --> 0:34:32.220 don't remember that. 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:36.180 Well, that's the problem. That's the problem with being blackout drunk. 0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:36.739 I mean. 0:34:37.219 --> 0:34:39.800 Seriously, if I did do that, which I don't remember 0:34:39.860 --> 0:34:43.140 doing it, it would only be because I like Miles 0:34:43.260 --> 0:34:45.180 so much and I want to see him again. 0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:45.279 Okay. 0:34:46.010 --> 0:34:48.090 Miles, I mean, she told us that she was texting 0:34:48.110 --> 0:34:51.250 you about twice a day. Was there any evening where 0:34:51.270 --> 0:34:52.530 she sent you like 60 texts? 0:34:52.570 --> 0:34:55.530 That's a good way to judge, Jeff. 0:34:55.590 --> 0:34:57.070 Was there one night that was kind of weird? 0:34:57.170 --> 0:34:57.550 Yeah. 0:34:57.750 --> 0:34:58.410 Just slurred. 0:34:58.450 --> 0:35:00.850 I'm looking at him right now. She sent a lot 0:35:00.890 --> 0:35:03.900 of GIFs of penguins being lonely. 0:35:04.380 --> 0:35:04.500 Oh. 0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:05.080 I don't know. 0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:05.760 Lonely penguin? 0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:05.960 Yeah. 0:35:08.100 --> 0:35:08.880 Okay. 0:35:08.980 --> 0:35:10.820 Do you remember that, Zoe? 0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:17.759 Those are funny. Those are red flags. Poor Zoe. 0:35:18.060 --> 0:35:20.040 I don't know what to believe. 0:35:20.180 --> 0:35:24.200 Miles, what happened to your fun, funny spirit that you 0:35:24.260 --> 0:35:25.560 showed me the other night? 0:35:25.580 --> 0:35:26.819 Yeah, Miles. 0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.590 It went away with the dating app membership you blocked 0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:30.010 me from. 0:35:30.030 --> 0:35:30.359 Oh, jeez. 0:35:31.030 --> 0:35:33.130 Well, now you don't even have any other options to 0:35:33.150 --> 0:35:35.030 date other people. 0:35:35.050 --> 0:35:35.629 You might as. 0:35:35.590 --> 0:35:36.750 Well take this. 0:35:36.790 --> 0:35:37.989 This is an opportunity. 0:35:38.050 --> 0:35:40.330 We don't offer that service on this show. It's only 0:35:40.350 --> 0:35:40.930 with Zoe. 0:35:41.469 --> 0:35:44.210 Yeah, I got to say no. She's not even admitting it. 0:35:44.290 --> 0:35:46.969 I know it was you, Zoe. I know it was you. 0:35:47.010 --> 0:35:48.569 You're never going to get unblocked now. 0:35:50.410 --> 0:35:52.250 I'm going to block your phone number now from our 0:35:52.270 --> 0:35:52.890 radio station. 0:35:53.390 --> 0:35:54.490 Oh, come on, Jeff. 0:35:54.530 --> 0:35:55.140 I'm reporting it. 0:35:55.160 --> 0:35:56.600 That's fine. Please block me. I do not want to 0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:58.279 hear from a radio station again. 0:35:58.300 --> 0:35:58.580 Oh, man. 0:35:59.080 --> 0:36:02.359 Okay, this has backfired. Okay, now we need to go report. 0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:03.299 I kind of saw that coming. 0:36:03.340 --> 0:36:06.140 All right, I'm going to report myself now. 0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:07.440 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:36:07.460 --> 0:36:10.549 I got to remember that for the next time I'm 0:36:10.610 --> 0:36:13.350 purposely trying to lie about something. Just use the line, 0:36:13.530 --> 0:36:15.489 I didn't do it, but if I did, I was 0:36:15.530 --> 0:36:19.219 probably blacked out drunk. Can't blame me for that. 0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:24.040 Yeah, I don't remember it. I mean, very, very characteristic, though, 0:36:24.100 --> 0:36:24.379 of me. 0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:26.370 Airtight excuse. 0:36:26.530 --> 0:36:30.250 Oh, man. You know, I feel like that probably happens 0:36:30.310 --> 0:36:31.290 a lot, doesn't it? 0:36:31.710 --> 0:36:32.210 Yeah. 0:36:32.370 --> 0:36:34.129 Reporting people on the dating apps? 0:36:34.150 --> 0:36:34.930 I would think. 0:36:35.110 --> 0:36:38.000 No, just like stuff happens when you're drunk, I guess. 0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:40.040 It's a good idea, though, because then they don't have 0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:43.760 other options. 0:36:44.020 --> 0:36:46.100 If she doesn't get found out. If she just not 0:36:46.180 --> 0:36:48.900 opened her big mouth. Yeah. You know, people in. 0:36:48.860 --> 0:36:50.969 Their bios will be like, come on, I want to 0:36:50.989 --> 0:36:54.170 delete this app. Take me off Tinder. She's like, let 0:36:54.210 --> 0:36:55.850 me help you with that. 0:36:56.550 --> 0:36:58.609 I mean, I thought that the most stolen thing from 0:36:58.630 --> 0:37:01.009 this second date was going to be the pizza delivery 0:37:01.290 --> 0:37:04.840 on the ride home. But it might actually be reporting 0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:06.520 the people that you like to the dating app so 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:07.580 they can't meet anybody else. 0:37:07.700 --> 0:37:08.879 I like the pizza thing, though. 0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:10.620 Yeah, I do. I can do that one as a 0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:13.279 married person. Yeah. He'll still be on the up and up. 0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:16.069 Hopefully they have an XL for you and the kids. Yeah, yeah. 0:37:16.110 --> 0:37:17.410 Maybe I'll invite the pizza guy in and see if 0:37:17.430 --> 0:37:18.870 he wants to babysit for a little while. 0:37:18.890 --> 0:37:20.230 Hey, there you go, bro. 0:37:20.310 --> 0:37:24.050 Lots of interesting information coming out of these second date updates. 0:37:24.090 --> 0:37:26.000 And you can get your own if you email us. 0:37:26.260 --> 0:37:28.360 We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Make 0:37:28.380 --> 0:37:30.500 sure you check out all of our second date podcasts. 0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:32.720 They're up wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.