WEBVTT - The Kid With Pink Eye Is Over

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, scatty, He give us a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>So Sylvana wants the phone tap her dad, Gino.

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<v Speaker 2>This new family moved into the neighborhood and their son

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<v Speaker 2>has pink eye and the entire family is sick. So

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<v Speaker 2>Gino is definitely afraid of this kid and that he's

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<v Speaker 2>going to infect the family. So that's where Sylvana got

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<v Speaker 2>the idea to get in touch with us to phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap her dad. Pink eye is no laughing matter. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're laughing about pink eye, you should stop. You're laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, scariest phone tap. Let's see what happens. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up playing, Maddie? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>You nothing? I'm very busy over here at work. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>singing for my supper.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you're you're cheating. I'll let me set the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that You know?

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<v Speaker 2>That kid Paul from around the block. That kid will

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<v Speaker 2>move in with that weird family. So we get back

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<v Speaker 2>to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, didn't mean pinky that kid he always has me

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<v Speaker 1>to terminate my house. I want to out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's switch controllers. Are you playing in the living room?

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<v Speaker 2>I might set.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeahs for crist sake, get them out of what I

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<v Speaker 1>want to make so much. I don't need to come

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<v Speaker 1>home there for a long day work and I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>worry about pistaminate my dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, could you just hang up on them? Just hang

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<v Speaker 2>up on them? I don't tell me to hang up.

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<v Speaker 1>Put him on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to truck there, don't just talk to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, Yeah, I don't need you over there with

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<v Speaker 1>your pink eyes all out with my consoles and daminate everything. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, howld on a second? First of all, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to say that I'm not infected anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the doctors and I got penicillin and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking antibiotics.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put you in the more what I've done

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<v Speaker 1>with you, So get the hell out of my house,

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<v Speaker 1>you hear me. I can't infect anybody. Don't you know

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<v Speaker 1>how pink eye works?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's God to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>I know how My fists are gonna work on your face.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't have any eyes leftful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done with you, you hear me? Are these are

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<v Speaker 1>your ray bands? What are you doing with my shunglasses?

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<v Speaker 2>I might want to buy this pair.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying them on right now.

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<v Speaker 2>What your pink?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you touching my shut glasses.

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<v Speaker 2>You come off.

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<v Speaker 1>These are great glasses. How much did you pay for them?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>You may think youre and know it all, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come over there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna you know what, stop cutching my damn there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>These binoculars are so strong. I can see all the

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<v Speaker 1>way down the street with them. Once he's going with

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<v Speaker 1>my binoculars. Now, tell me everything I own.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm coming home. He's in your reason bay right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's how to him that I'm not contagious. I can

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<v Speaker 1>rub my face around like this. Look, man, he's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get anything from me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kill this little bastard.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me the phone is handed.

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<v Speaker 2>The eye doctor told me that once it starts crushing

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<v Speaker 2>over and they start falling off that I was okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The crust is starting to fall, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>You're got crushed all over my coffin.

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<v Speaker 2>Down, get out, get out, all right, I'm gonna I leave.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn what you're gonna leave right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Go back to your screwed up family over there.

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<v Speaker 1>What with ba just with the Xbox Control? What's wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with you? My co come here? Can Anyboddy buddy can

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<v Speaker 1>with the dog? Buddy, good boy, you're a gooding.

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<v Speaker 2>For my dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Get him. I wanted for my Okay, you daddy wants

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<v Speaker 1>me to go. Yeah, because he's a bad man.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a bad father.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a bad man. He says I'm contigious, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear this jerk talking baby talking

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<v Speaker 2>to my dog. You hear me? Get him out of there?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, so, uh you've been phone tapped, you bastard. I

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<v Speaker 1>need this like I need a hole, my g You

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<v Speaker 1>know this is scary. Jones fan Now is their end

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<v Speaker 1>of the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>I got you come on the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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