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Speaker 1: now at patreon dot com slash Jenkins and Jones. John's

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Speaker 1: just saying, Mama Do is like a legendary uberer.

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Speaker 2: It was like, was a Mama Do ass nigga bro

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Speaker 2: on the bike?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a whole Wall Street Journal article about Mama Do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he delivered both times to me.

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Speaker 3: Though you should have got him on the pod, Bro,

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to bring his ass up here.

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Speaker 2: Man, Like he's musty real, but.

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Speaker 4: I mean honestly, you like he worked hard, you know

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Speaker 4: what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like, and I really like skinny ass goofy shoe wearing

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Speaker 2: motherfuckers like I love them type of people, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean?

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Speaker 3: They always are good people.

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Speaker 2: You ever notice that a skinny ass nigga with some

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Speaker 2: big fat ass shoes is usually a solid nigga, Like

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Speaker 2: they're really nice or nice people.

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Speaker 4: You ever notice that I ever heard no, but Tyler.

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Speaker 5: I love goof You know you're like my no skinny

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Speaker 5: goofy shoe wearing nigga, skinny fat shoe wearing ask nigga

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Speaker 5: is always a nice nigga man, and he was nice

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Speaker 5: as ship.

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Speaker 3: Very I love He had a tweet about that. Let

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Speaker 3: me let me try to find Oh.

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Speaker 4: I do love hey, I do love the horn baby Elijah.

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Speaker 4: Elijah said, breaking news, John loves East Africans. Not breaking news,

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Speaker 4: No nigga A matter of fact, nigga.

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Speaker 3: That's we're gonna keep that in our past.

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Speaker 4: Friend, moving on, Moving on, all right, congratulate getting food

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Speaker 4: the whole time we're talking about football. John, Congratulations, get

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Speaker 4: the fuck.

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Speaker 3: Out of here.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, Hi, Manny, tell you.

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Speaker 3: Tell a nigga. We said Hi, tell them, We said no.

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Speaker 1: They didn't say Hi.

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Speaker 3: Okay, bye bye. Yes.

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Speaker 2: I love that nigga, man, that's my little nigga.

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Speaker 3: You see the tweet any any flexed on this nigga

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Speaker 3: Mike real quick telling to get a funk out of

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Speaker 3: He was like, nigga, funk out of you here.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say what, I love that ship.

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Speaker 3: Tyler's intentionally just respecting people.

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Speaker 2: Get sometimes was describing someone, No, not that Jason, other Jason.

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Speaker 2: You know Jason skinny as was a big food you

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Speaker 2: swear the weak at.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly what just happened.

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Speaker 2: To Hey, Tyler jokes aside, was that not a true statement?

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Speaker 3: That's that's real though.

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Speaker 2: Niggas be knowing Tyler always no, I'll be saying some

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Speaker 2: weird ship.

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Speaker 3: But Tyler c passed the weird ship. You know what,

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Speaker 3: my brothers man just two thousand and nine. Man, I feel.

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Speaker 1: Old black people are the I feel like the funniest

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Speaker 1: at that what Tyler is describing in that because they're

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Speaker 1: so unfiltered about.

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Speaker 4: Like no, not that Jason slow Jason, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Jason with the with the loose.

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Speaker 2: Jason, Jason, Jason went the hammerhead, you know, Jason with

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Speaker 2: the smooth head nigga.

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Speaker 3: That Yeah, I love.

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Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite jokes, calling nigga bullet head.

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Speaker 2: When they got the head.

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Speaker 3: Like an alien. It's a whole lot going on back here.

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Speaker 3: And it's funny when it's a girl.

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Speaker 2: They got that that that that bun in the back,

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Speaker 2: when it's that long ass and.

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Speaker 3: Then that little bun back there, nigga right right at

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Speaker 3: the end of the bullet justin said Jason mouth lazy eye.

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Speaker 3: The best is when didn't even use a descriptory, like

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Speaker 3: you know what, the nose, just the nose, not funny lows,

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Speaker 3: not just just straight up nose.

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Speaker 2: Who is that nigga that played for the Reds that

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Speaker 2: had that nose like a baseball?

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Speaker 3: Min you know what I'm talking about?

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Speaker 2: Who played for the Reds, the Reds of the Phillies, Bryan,

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Speaker 2: how are you talking about? He had a nose like

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Speaker 2: a motherfucking baseball but he played first base. But so

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Speaker 2: we could use his nose to catch the motherfucking eaters.

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Speaker 2: Come up with the third nigga.

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Speaker 1: The funniest I used to do this. I used to

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Speaker 1: do this to other white kids in high school all

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Speaker 1: the time. The funniest is what like liberal white people

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Speaker 1: don't want to like describe someone using their race, so

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Speaker 1: they'll be like, you know John, not the not blonde John.

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Speaker 3: The other John, like John.

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Speaker 2: Today a white nigga. I'm like, what does he look like?

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Speaker 2: He's like, you know, heavy said, I'm like, what he

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Speaker 2: look like? He probably was like dark skinned and wait,

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Speaker 2: no he said, I don't know what he said, but

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Speaker 2: you know I just.

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Speaker 3: Said about Ryan Howard tweets that was a blast in

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Speaker 3: the past and a moticon. I never seen that. Put

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Speaker 3: the baseball cap on him and everything.

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Speaker 2: Bro, you see that, Yeah, that's a beautiful that's that's

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Speaker 2: early in two thousand and nine.

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Speaker 3: It was twelve.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you was in the game. Yeah you was desperate,

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Speaker 2: grated this before even motherfucking likes. They ain't have likes

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Speaker 2: back then. I got like the retweets you had repost.

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Speaker 2: You had to repost lover hate, lover hate, that was it.

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Speaker 3: But you retweeted. That was all you need.

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Speaker 2: Either you can stay on here or we're gonna fire

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Speaker 2: you up to You gotta lead this bitch. You know

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Speaker 2: what I mean every tweet, but you gotta stay or

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Speaker 2: get the funk off Twitter.

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Speaker 4: Nigga.

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Speaker 2: I still remember that redheaded Twitter showed this red had

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Speaker 2: nigga showed his lady and they fired her ass up

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Speaker 2: so bad that they had to. His lady got found

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Speaker 2: out from a fair life and your nigga was on

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Speaker 2: Twitter talking ship to where they you posted it and

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Speaker 2: now they fined yr goofy ass up, nigga. Hey, we

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Speaker 2: ain't see that nigga. A day after that, never saw

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Speaker 2: that nigga again. That nigga went to a black hole

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Speaker 2: on the internet. He ain't been on Facebook, can't really.

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Speaker 2: You ain't show up on Instagram or TikTok, none of

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Speaker 2: that ship,