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Speaker 1: get to what Joe Biden said here in just a second.

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Speaker 1: There is in this business something called a show sheet.

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Speaker 1: computer now. And you know how you have segments? There

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Speaker 1: it's unpredictable. That being said, Chris has a story that

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Speaker 1: But anyway, back to the Jake Tapper Joe Biden stuff.

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Speaker 1: You remember how I've been saying, By the way, this

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Speaker 1: this is an outrage. Would you please play the one

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Speaker 1: same thing green Berets use. It's right there on a website.

424
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 1: It takes nothing good to mantis x dot com and

425
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: get one and practice in your home. You will be

426
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: shocked at how good you get and how fast you

427
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: get that good. Mantis x dot com. All right now

428
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: is a little story, Chris, because we were telling stories

429
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: about going out in the field, and I was telling

430
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: stories about the darkness earlier. How I think it's a

431
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: blood sugar thing. If I can be hungry, that's fine.

432
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: If I get too hungry, I become just almost like

433
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: a whole other person. I become a whole other person.

434
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 1: I'm just nasty, not funny. I can't even laugh. If

435
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 1: I get like that. At the house, the wife will

436
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: just say, please go get some food. Just just go.

437
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: Or she'll bring me something. Just pleasey, here's a piece

438
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: of bread. Just do something before you kill us all

439
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: Marine Corps boot camp. At the end of Marine Corps

440
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: brook I have no idea why I'm telling a bunch

441
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: of marine stories tonight. At the end of Marine Corps

442
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 1: boot Camp, there's this thing. I don't know if they

443
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: still do it. I think they still do called the Crucible.

444
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: I know they were doing it when I was in,

445
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: and then they took it away for a while because

446
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: too many guys were getting broken and hurt, and then

447
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: they brought it back. What you need to know is,

448
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: as far as I remember, I think it's three or

449
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: four days. I don't remember at all of it now,

450
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: three or four days of this gigantic final exercise where

451
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: this is the end of boot camp. You have to

452
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: hump miles and miles and miles, fifty sixty miles. It's endless.

453
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: It's more than just humping endless. You have to do

454
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: these various exercises that are brutal. They're designed to be brutal,

455
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 1: designed to test your mind. You have to take one

456
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty pound dummy and you and five buddies

457
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: have to haul him over the top of some obstacle,

458
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: and it's just it's things like that, drag your body

459
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: one hundred miles through the mud under some barred wire.

460
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: So it's physically and mentally draining, and it's supposed to be.

461
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: It's a Marine Corps. It's not the Girl Scouts. It's

462
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: a Marine Corps. At the end of it. If you

463
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: make it through the crucible. The symbol of the Marine Corps.

464
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: You've probably seen it, it's the eagle globe and anchor.

465
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: At the end of that, your drill instructors who have

466
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: abused you for three months, they will take an evil

467
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: eagle globe and anchor and they will pin it on

468
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: you or hand it to you, depending on what you're doing,

469
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,959
Speaker 1: but they will that it is it is the moment.

470
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: It is the moment. You made it, you survived. You're

471
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: a marine if you if you make it through the crucible. Now,

472
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: they also don't give you a lot of food, and

473
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 1: that's going to come into play here in just a moment.

474
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: I think they gave us a meal a day, maybe

475
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 1: a meal day again, I'm messing. It's been a while

476
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: since I've done this. But it's not near enough calories,

477
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: and it's designed to not be near enough calories. You

478
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: just you're you burned through the calories in the first

479
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: hour of this thing. That's how grueling it's going to be.

480
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: And to make matters worse, let's have a little talk

481
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: about the ugly side of life. How many times have

482
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: we talked about history, stories and the things people do

483
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: when they're hungry. Well, we're gonna have a little story

484
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: about that. In a moment. You're listening to the Oracle.

485
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: I love this one. The screen Baby, the Jesse Kelly Show,

486
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: everywhere it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris. You know

487
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: what Chris asked me coming in, how many of these

488
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: places I've been to off that Johnny Cash song. I

489
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: would have to see a list. I'm sure by now

490
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: in this Internet age, someone else's came up with a list.

491
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you off the top of my head, it's

492
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: been a lot of them. There's been a lot of them.

493
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: The old, uh, the old disastrous life I've lived has

494
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: taken me to many a place out there. We're gonna

495
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: get to DHS Secretary may Orcas lying to your face

496
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: and again we're gonna circle circle back to trust in institutions.

497
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: In just a minute, I'm gonna finish up this story. Well,

498
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this story really quickly in case

499
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: you're just joining me, I'm telling a little Marine Corps

500
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: story courtesy request of Chris. At the end of Marine

501
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: Corps boot camp, there's the Crucible. It's this really grueling

502
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: FEU day thing. Hump a bunch hump many miles. It's hiking. Hiking, Chris,

503
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: grow up? Why don't you grow up? Chris? Anyway, you

504
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: do a lot of humping, You eat a lot of

505
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: well nothing. They don't give you enough food, give you

506
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: a meal a day. If I remember right now, remember this.

507
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: You say you're not a thief. I say I'm not

508
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: a thief. And I am proud, up to this point

509
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: in my life to have maintained that I've never stolen anything.

510
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: Never will. I hope there is a problem, though, you're

511
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: only not a thief right up to the point where

512
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: you're starving. Hungry people do things that fed people don't do.

513
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: You know how I said there were only three males

514
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: for I think it was three days. Someone stole my

515
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: food when I was asleep. Now, this is the Marine Corps.

516
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,719
Speaker 1: This is not kindergarten. It's not Little League, it's not

517
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: Cub Scouts. It's not your kid's college safe space. You

518
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: don't get to walk up to your drill instructors really

519
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: ever for any reason. But you definitely don't get to

520
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: walk up to them and complain about things like the

521
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: fact you don't have food anymore. That would just earn

522
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: you more punishment and abuse, so you do the only

523
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: thing you can do is you suck it up and

524
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: go on. Now fast forward to the end of the Crucible.

525
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: And this only applies to San Diego. I can't speak

526
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: for how the Crucible ends at the other boot camp,

527
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: which is in Paris Island back east. In San Diego,

528
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: you're in Camp Pendleton. At the end of the Crucible.

529
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: You are exhausted beyond anything you've ever felt in your life,

530
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: and you're humping your way towards this final hill. I

531
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,959
Speaker 1: should call it a mountain, but it's a very very steep,

532
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: very very long hill. It has a name I cannot

533
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: and will not say on the radio. It's Mount Mother,

534
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: and then you can fill in the rest of it. Sorry,

535
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: that's what it's called. You get to the bottom of

536
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: this hill and they give you a break, you get

537
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: five minutes, whatever the case maybe, and you drop your

538
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: pack on the side of this crappy dirt road and

539
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: you sit down, chug some water and you get wetty

540
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: ready for what's going to be the most grueling hike

541
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: of your life. Now at the top, if you make

542
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: it to the top, you are going to be handed

543
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: at eagle, globe and anchor, and you are going to

544
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: be a marine what you've killed yourself for for three months.

545
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: By this point, it's well beyond the darkness. I'm starving

546
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: and I don't have anything left. I have no blood

547
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: sugar left. I'm not quitting. I won't quit. I wouldn't

548
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: do that. But it down on my pack, and I

549
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't have any idea how I'm going

550
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: to do this, And honest, I'll be frank physically, I

551
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: don't think I can. I'm looking up at this thing.

552
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten. I don't think I've eaten in a

553
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: day and a half. And I mean nothing. Talk about

554
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: a gift from God himself. I sit down on this

555
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: random dirt road, sit down on my pack. My head.

556
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on it, my elbow, my elbows are on

557
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: my knees, and my head is hanging low. I can't

558
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: even hold my head up anymore. My head is hanging low.

559
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: My cammies at the time, my uniform at the time,

560
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: they're all white. Why are they white? It's the salt

561
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: from my body. My body has no water left. Once

562
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: you get to that point, it'll eject all the salt

563
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: from it, and the salt will crush your cammies. You

564
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: can actually like shake the crust, the salt crust off

565
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: your cammies when you're done. So I've got nothing left.

566
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: I'm done right, and I've got nothing done. And I

567
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: don't know how I'm gonna make it up this mountain.

568
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: And I will never forget this moment as long as

569
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: I live with my head hanging there. I see a

570
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 1: little silver thing, just a wee little silver corner hanging

571
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: out the bottom, hang out, the sticking out of the

572
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: dirt underneath me, in between my legs, and I just

573
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: have nothing. So I kind of reached my hand down

574
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: and I brush it aside. And there's something there. I

575
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: brush it aside and brush it aside. You know, I've

576
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: told you about MRIs, and many of the MRIs they'll

577
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: give you either hot chocolate, or at least they did

578
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: back in the day, a powdered hot chocolate or powdered

579
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: apple cider. It's just essentially apple sugar, is really what

580
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, what you'd pour it in your canteen,

581
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Somebody long ago had dropped their unopened packet

582
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: of apple cider at that part of the road that

583
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: happened to end up right in between my legs. It

584
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: was so old that all all the all the labeling,

585
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: everything that was on it was gone. All that was

586
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: left was this tinfoil packet. I didn't even know what

587
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: was in there. I thought that's what it might be,

588
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: because I knew it. I opened up this thing. It

589
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: had it had been unopened, so it was still sealed

590
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: and still good. An entire packet full of sugar. You

591
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: have never tasted anything that good in your entire life.

592
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,240
Speaker 1: I tipped my head back and poured that heavenly sugar

593
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 1: into my mouth and drank water it. Honestly, it felt

594
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: like it. I don't know what. I don't know what

595
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 1: it feels like to have all of a sudden super

596
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: health injected into your veins, but it felt like it

597
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: felt like, all of a sudden, you were the incredible Hulk.

598
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: You transformed from from normal Bruce into incredible. That's what

599
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: it felt like. I skipped up that mountain. I was

600
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: so full of pep courtesy of that sugar. There there's

601
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 1: your story, all right, Well, I will get to some emails,

602
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: but I realized there are some stories I need to hit.

603
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: Why are Republican governors so popular and yet Republicans themselves

604
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: are so scared. There's something to dig into there. And

605
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: DHS Secretary Mayorchis who's absolutely about to be impeached when

606
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 1: Republicans take over. He's got a brand new lie while

607
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: an old lie that we're now finding out about. Oh

608
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: one more thing. I forgot to mention that school you're

609
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 1: sending Aiden Jaden in Braden's school, Braden too, you might

610
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: want to rethink that all that's still to come on

611
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show, there's something else that's still to come.

612
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: You protecting yourself. I got this email from this guy

613
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: killed me Jesse. I'm a disabled veteran from Utah. I

614
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: finally broke down and purchased the Hero twenty twenty self

615
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: defense kit. I thought I would test it out of

616
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: my garage. The first thought. The first time, I shot

617
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: a hole through my garage door. Again, these things are

618
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: non lethal, right, and that pepperball it shoots, It's full

619
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: of this pepper, just brutal stuff, but it shoots one

620
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: hundred miles per hour. This thing will stop a bad guy.

621
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 1: There are no excuses if you're not a gun guy.

622
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: Or not a gun girl, no excuses. Go get a

623
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: Hero gun for yourself and the person you love and

624
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: keep it on you. It will save your life. It's

625
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: got a laser sight. Anyone can use it. Point and

626
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: squeeze anybody can use it. It doesn't require a concealed

627
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: carry permit. If it's a little too big, which I doubt,

628
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: get a Hero Arrow, which is even smaller and more

629
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: arrow Diamond Dynamic. I actually get both. I have both

630
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: of them. Go to Hero twenty twenty dot com use

631
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: the code Jesse. That's what gets you a special discount

632
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: Hero twenty twenty dot com code Jesse, and remember state

633
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: restrictions may apply. Now. I do talk to plenty of

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Speaker 1: Republican senators and congressmen reluctantly, but I do talk to them,

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Speaker 1: the decent ones anyway. And there is one thing that

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Speaker 1: I have consistently heard from them that I ask about impeachment.

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Speaker 1: that Majorchis is going to be impeached. Why. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to show you why. Hang on