WEBVTT - Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell) 0:00:01.639 --> 0:00:03.600 I would make you drink pea immediately if you were 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:09.040 if you were down, that's hilarious. You'd make me drink 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:13.480 too much. You get peas in the green room to 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:17.239 warm up. You gotta get your body used to the pea. 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:21.000 We have a lot of conference for you to try then, 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.959 and then you'd watch the episode and I'd still have 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:25.560 cut out all time. I just wanted to drink my 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:29.520 own pea. Why am I drinking other types of pea? Well? Well, 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:36.440 rest and we're not filming any of this. Hey, relax, 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:39.800 Well you wanted to be on the show. Listen, he 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:46.199 is p my man, Come on, take a swig. That 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:50.400 doesn't ser. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:01:01.040 Quality racist. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:00:59.360 Money. 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.040 She's man, turney stuff. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:04.200 I can't tell me. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:11.520 You can ring my bell, Ring my bell. There it 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:16.240 is welcome. Welcome, little mama's and gentiles alike. Welcome to 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:19.200 another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.840 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:24.720 black conspiracy theory. 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:28.120 And we finally work to prove that Lauren Hill is 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:31.920 always late to every place she goes, not because she 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:34.759 doesn't respect her audience, but because she is in fact 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:35.679 walking there. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.560 She's a champion for climate change. She's a real hero. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:45.120 Stop yelling at that lady for not being on time. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.520 It takes time to save the planet, and you love it. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:50.720 You gott to invest. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:53.480 You don't think Lauren Hill doesn't care about the planet, 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:53.960 You're wrong. 0:01:54.120 --> 0:02:00.960 She loves the jungle. Maybe that wasn't the right. She 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.640 loves some tundras as well. 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:07.840 She loves all climates, yeah, all landscapes. I'm Langston Kerman 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:12.320 and we are in studio. A rare this is a 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:12.880 rare thing. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.200 We can all see each other. It's bright, yeah, it's 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:17.160 it's well lit. It is well lit. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.000 Yeah, it's very well lit. Maybe too well lit. I'd 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.560 say it's probably hot. Is it ever gonna be in 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:23.880 about five minutes, I'm. 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:28.760 Gonna sweat, But just given. 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:33.360 We are here in studio because we have a wonderful 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:37.919 guest today. He has blessed us by by coming down. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:41.639 And it is worth noting we we don't often have 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.960 white people on this show, really. 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:47.640 Never hardly. This is an anomaly. This is an anomaly. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.040 But you demanded it. You said, I'm sick of this 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:55.120 all black going on. Just get me in the room, please, 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.640 just give me five minutes. And if they if they 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:01.560 don't like me, I get it. They can kick me 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.560 out right, but I just need five minutes of your 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:04.079 guys time. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.040 I feel like I feel like this can go great. Yeah, 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:11.080 or we could blow it. We could really blow it, audience. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.320 This is gonna either bring people in or turn them 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:15.640 away immediately. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.840 But but our guest today, he is he's He's a 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:23.560 man who doesn't need an introduction. 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.360 He's so funny, so talented. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:29.359 You know him from literally every favorite thing you've ever watched. 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.320 And he also is the proprietor and owner of our 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:37.480 of our podcast company. He's the he's the big Boston charge. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.520 We're so happy he's here. Please give it up for 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:42.120 our guest, mister Will Farrow. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:46.400 Yes, I like that. Yeah, that's a good feeling, I know. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:51.040 But lengths So we sat down with Hans. That's right. 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:54.720 You're one of our first meetings. Yeah, and what is 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.480 it four years later? That's right? 0:03:56.640 --> 0:04:00.600 Yeah, this was in the yard of building an empire. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:06.960 So congrats to you guys the empire. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.880 Yes, I love you know what you know, what that 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.480 tells me is that you're not checking the numbers every week, 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.000 and and that's great. 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.599 Because I like working. 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:24.520 That's uh, welcome to the world of podcasts. Yeah, we're 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.040 so excited to check the numbers. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:27.480 We're so excited you're here. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:32.120 We gathered a bunch of our favorite conspiracy theories that 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:34.440 we wanted to talk to you about. But more importantly, 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:36.720 I think the best way to kick off this conversation 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:38.760 is to really ask you where do you Where do 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.320 you stand in the world of conspiracy theories? Do would 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.880 you pride yourself as a conspiracy theorist? How much of 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:46.120 a believer are you? 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:52.039 And also adding on to that, yeah, black people, where 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.120 do you say? 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.560 In general? You know? 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.320 You know what's interesting is I So I want to 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:07.800 ask you guys. I may come off like an a 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:08.680 hole here. 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:15.240 But I have I am never more flattered than when 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:19.520 someone from the black community comes up to me and says, 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.160 you're so funny, or I love your stuff, You're so stupid, 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:27.359 or but I I get a lot of love, at 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:32.599 least to my face. And I'm all, I'm like, how why? Well? 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:37.039 And I I will say, I think you are a 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.760 beloved figure in the black community. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.200 And my wife and I were trying to analyze She's like, 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.920 because you do a good job of making fun of 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.920 white people. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, no, that's good. Yeah. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:56.960 I do like to send up arrogant yeah people who 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.880 think they're too full of themselves. And I happen to 0:05:59.920 --> 0:06:05.560 be white, but I'm always like wow, thanks, yeah, and 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.920 but I've only you know, I did get hard with 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:15.000 Kevin Hart, and it's not like I've done. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:13.719 Right, no. 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:17.800 I I think black audiences as a stand up and 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:20.200 I can only really speak to it from a stand 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:24.440 up perspective. But black audiences are sometimes the toughest to get. 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.359 But when they fuck with you, they fuck with you 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.800 in a way that is hard to like untether they 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:35.239 become permanent fans. So something you did in your journey 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.840 assured enough black people that they were like that, dude's 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:42.360 fucking awesome. And it's because of how funny you are 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.600 and talented obviously, but something in that journey they were like, 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.479 I like this dude, And now you know, my my 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:52.400 grandma is always going to be a fan of you. Okay, 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:59.440 okaying that you're here, but she would be your mom 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:05.000 is going to credit for me coming today, you know, Laxton, 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:05.880 that was my idea. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.560 You know, I was someone who told you to put 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:09.240 white guys on. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:12.880 The Yeah, you know, I kind of introduced you to 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:19.680 Will Ferrell. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:22.119 But let's see back to the original. Am I pro 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:27.520 I'm I don't know if I'm that conspiratorial. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:32.880 Sure, and yet there are moments where I'm like, hmmm 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:39.520 mmmm that that seems like that could go yeah, yeah 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:40.200 this way. 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:43.360 Do you have Do you have one in particular that 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.679 that comes to mind where you go like, I wouldn't 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.200 say I'm fully on board, but I certainly am willing 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.800 to hear it out more than others. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:57.880 Here's one. Here's one that I feel like kind of 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:01.960 checks out. This is very this is this is sports related. Ye, 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:07.120 there doesn't have to be. Yeah it's not, it's but 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:12.360 I once heard so this one always was like, I 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:17.800 think this checks out. Cal Ripken, who uh Cal Ripken 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:21.720 Junior who played for the Baltimore Orioles and had the 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:23.960 longest stretch. Uh. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:27.360 He broke lou Gerrigg's record of consecutive games play baseball 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:32.080 and for anyone who remembers there is a big baseball fan. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.000 There was a point in his streak and he was 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:40.880 getting towards the end where the game was called due 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:45.520 to the electricity going out in the Baltimore baseball team 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:47.800 and they had to call the game there was a 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:54.439 power outage. And the story is that cal Ripken came 0:08:54.559 --> 0:09:01.640 home to find Kevin Costner cheating wife cheating with Kevin Coster. 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:07.040 They had a fight. He hurt his hand. Whoa, I 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.320 can't play tonight. They're like, okay, what about the streak? 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.120 I know the powers out cut the lights, cut the lights, 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.920 and then they had a couple off days and it 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.280 allowed him for the hand to heal up, and the 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:27.480 streak continued. Woa right, that's that. Yeah, because you come 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:31.080 home dances with wolves is dancing with your with you 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:36.959 and she doesn't like it, but that's what I call her. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:41.000 She's used to it now agreed to disagree. You're a 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:41.599 wolf to me. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:48.600 When I see you, I picture a wolf wolf And 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:52.520 here's where I bullet. I ran into Kevin Costner multiple 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:55.960 times at the Golden Globes this year, and I forgot 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.160 to ask him, did you get together with. 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.480 A weird way to launchon to Hey? How you doing? 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:07.160 By the way, I mean, I don't know him at all. 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:09.640 Oh can't you can't start with extra. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:12.440 But you know what, he was a big but he 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.760 was hanging around baseball, you know, yeah, all the dream 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:18.840 field of dreams and Bull Durham. Yeah, he was always 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:22.240 showing up, like Kevin Costner's taking batting practice today with 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:27.080 the Detroit Lions or something like that. Detroit Tigers the Lions. 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:30.400 Batting practice with Detroit Lions would be a different thing. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.720 I think the happy he showed up at this point 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.960 the Lions, the Lions needed the help. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:40.319 Probably that's a sad story over there. I was just saying, 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.240 if you don't know him the way you do it 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:45.520 is like, you know what, I love having such a 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:49.319 baseball players, why right? Do you know? Just do that? 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.200 Do you know what I mean? Kevin? Yeah, you know 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:53.079 what I mean. You know, just hav one to come 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.840 home once in the base and who's your favorite wife 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.760 to have sex with? Who also played from a man 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:02.280 who played Hall of Famer funny funny. You should ask 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:10.040 Will who wins that fight? It has there's no way 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:14.040 that he doesn't win. Professional athlete. Kevin Costner feels like 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:16.320 I feel like he would get I don't want to 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:21.200 fight Kevin. No, he's a tall guy, is he is 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.040 he tall? Yeah? He's about sixty three and he and 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:29.040 he he's a a. He's strong, but he's an actor. 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:31.880 I don't know. 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.280 Yeah, there's no way he's actually riding all those horses 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.280 on on Yellowstone. You don't think no, no, no, really, 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.760 I think there. I think there are plenty of the 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:43.800 man does. He doesn't want to be there anymore, is 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.880 my understanding. I don't think he's done right. Yeah, it's 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:50.640 not even there's no way he's like committed to genuine 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.520 horseback riding the entire time. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:56.080 Man, please let me. I had to try to ride 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.520 a horse for a movie and they got me with 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.560 the stunt person and they're like, well, it's it's not 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.400 it won't be it won't be hard. It'll just be 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.640 an easy kind of trot up into the frame. And 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:12.400 if you've ever been around a horse, they're enormous, terrifying, terrifying. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.400 They seem scared too, and they seem scared and they 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.240 look at you through the side of their eye and 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.760 they can sense fear. Anyway, I got on the horse rode. 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.120 I think they let me do two little circles and 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:28.600 they're like, we're good, we're gonna need to stunt ridder. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.320 I'm like, I was that bad just trotting in a 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:33.079 little stable. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:38.120 Well that actually looked like ship, you know, strag it all, 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.280 strag it all, strag it all. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:41.440 I'm like, I talked to the direction. I'm like, was 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.200 it that bad. They're like, yeah, they said you looked 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.160 incredibly uncomfortable. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:49.480 So so I get it. Yeah, Kevin, Yeah, you man 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:53.840 for even what. I don't think it's not great that 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.360 we're just riding horses all the time. You're sensitive. You 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.839 were sensitive to the needs of the beast, and I 0:12:58.880 --> 0:12:59.520 respect that. 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.599 Thank you. You're so Yeah, that's why that's why I 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:06.520 don't ride horses. Sure, it's the kindness then you from 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.640 riding the times I have ridden horses, they're always giving 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.880 me the horse named like. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:19.520 Old Ricky Sure or or Whistlers. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:30.560 Cinnamon. Like they're not giving me, let's put them on striker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.560 I I don't know that I've ever ridden a horse 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:36.839 besides the pony rides, you know, the ones that they 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:40.959 like that's chained up in a in an abusive circle. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:45.120 Yeah, and the track is well worn in the Yeah, 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.600 they're just putting one foot in front of the other. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.680 It's just clops of their feet and tears that we 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:53.480 didn't know and they're thinking, how did I get here? 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:57.679 What did I do well? Because there's a carnie in 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:01.760 the corner smoking a cigarette making sure it doesn't met 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:07.600 that boy with a cattle prod. 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:13.800 Just the meanest people possible, abusing tiny little horses. 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:17.160 I mean, shout out to carneies. They're good folks, though, Yeah, 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.560 we don't shout them out enough. I know nobody gives 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:22.240 it to them, is there? You know? I feel like 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:26.360 not a lot of black Carneys out there, brother, trying 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:27.800 to break them. You're not. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:33.200 You're not one of the last frontiers that that was 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:34.440 in one of Martin Luther. 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:38.840 King literally flashed to every carnival you never, you never. 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.600 I'm like, yeah, I want a black carnie, just like 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:44.000 a dude with a do rag work in a tilted world. 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:49.880 Super skinny, messed out white guys. Yeah, no female carnies, 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:50.440 I don't think. 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.120 So. You know what the problem is, Black people don't 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:56.800 Black people don't smoke meth. We we we're more crack people, 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:01.600 and crack don't sell well for uh, maintaining horses and relationships, 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:02.160 you know what I mean? 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.400 I think I think method is a more working a 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:06.760 working man's drug. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:11.960 I don't see here's what if. Okay, I think that 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.520 people are willing to do a lot for Cris. I 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:18.240 think it's just we haven't been introduced to carne dumb 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:19.960 and that's what it is. 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:23.760 The universe soul circus, I bet has some some black carnies. 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:27.320 What is that you're saying, universe soul circus? Y'all don't 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:29.040 know about the diverse soul circus. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:30.960 No, you keep doing it. Well, that's how they say 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:32.200 it on the radios. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:39.640 Come on down, soul, guys. I don't know if you've 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.840 heard the radio commercial, but you're nailing it. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.480 You're really you're both doing it pretty good. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.440 There's a real circus that that is black owned and 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:52.840 black managed, and I bet they have black carnies. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:54.480 Do you think they have their own term they call 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:59.760 themselves BLARNEY's. I hope not. That would be tough. I 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.200 hope you don't have to write that on a resume. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.840 That feels irish, Yeah, that feels irish. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:11.080 Yeah, man, we got to get some more black carneies. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:12.600 I know they get more black Carneys. 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.320 That's I'm glad we're talking about it now. Yeah, but 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.920 when this drops, that will be the next thing. 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:22.040 Pople. We're gonna start with a generation of young boys. 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.200 And for the record, if you are a black Carnie 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:28.320 reach out, please send an email with picks because I 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:29.560 want to see what you're wearing. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.120 Yeah, show us that bendole over your shoulder. Let's let's 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.320 seating the twirtle wheel. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:40.000 I can't say the ride. I'm want Ferris Wheel, Soul Wheel. 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:43.640 I feel like if you let black people get hold 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:45.840 of corn dog production, I think we could do some 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:47.280 really great stuff in the space. 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:50.000 I think we should do some really innovative stuff. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.320 I think they're going to put grits on the outside 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.840 and fry it and that's going to change the game 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:56.720 for corn dogs. 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:59.640 That would be crazy. Yeah, that would be crazy. It's 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.360 probably why has it been so stagnant. Nothing's happening in 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.480 corn dogs since I don't know that twenty When did 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:06.720 corn dogs come around? 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.320 That's a great question, that's a really good question. Yeah, 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:12.000 if Olivia were in here, we forced her to do 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:12.600 the research. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:16.440 But maybe maybe Texas Olivia. I feel like I want 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:17.080 to look that up. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.520 Yeah, let's look it up. Let's find out when my 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:24.200 corn dogs invented. I'm saying that's a depression food. Oh, 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:25.040 I'm gonna go. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:30.119 I'm gonna go reconstruction. I'm going a little reconstruction. I 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.280 don't think it's a little earlier. And also, who takes 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:38.200 that corn dogs? Is that the American thing? Oh? Wow, 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:42.439 We're both wrong. Nineteen thirties is what I'm looking at. Okay, No, 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:43.760 I think. 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:48.040 It says the The Pronto Pup vendors at the Minnesota 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:51.159 State Fair claim to have invented the corn dog in 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:52.359 nineteen forty one. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:53.160 Wow. 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:56.960 On June sixteenth, nineteen forty six, Cozy Dog Drive in 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:59.840 in Springfield, Illinois claims to have been the first to 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:04.240 serve corn dogs on sticks, so people were just raw 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:05.840 dog and corn dogs with their hands. 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:08.000 That sucks. That's awful. 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.960 That's a trash without the stick. 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:16.080 I hate it. Could you imagine? Hold bit? Like? 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.440 I don't, I can't. I don't know the last time 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:20.240 I had a corn dog? 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:25.320 Yeah? No, you don't want to go back to that? 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:28.359 Eat healthy? Yeah, but every once in a year you 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:32.320 have I don't even know if I've been anywhere that 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:37.280 offers a corn dog to the carnival. Mmm, okay, which 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:43.800 I think is like an emo record. I don't know. Yeah, 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:45.600 I mean, I guess you don't see him out and 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:46.800 about like that. Yeah, they're not. 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.080 They're not as popular, I think as they used to 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:53.040 be back when the Minnesota State Fair was was. 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:56.439 I do remember it was a staple at school lunch 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:59.600 in elementary school at least once a week there was 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:01.439 corn Dolly part of it. 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:05.520 And were you were you a fan? Were you happy 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:07.720 when corn dog Day came around? Or were you like 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:11.120 this this fucking No, I was fairly happy. 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:11.560 I would. 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:15.159 I would a lot of mustard. I'm a big mustard guy. Okay, 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:18.000 ketchup is for children exactly, and I don't get it. 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:20.080 I'm not I don't get you right. 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:21.879 I also feel like it's for white people. I do 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:24.560 think that. I tend to I tend to agree, Okay, yeah, 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:27.840 thank you. Yeah, I tend to agree because it's like sweet, 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:31.760 there's no challenge to it. It's the easiest condiment. It's 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:35.000 like entry level. Ronald Reagan try to make it a vegetable. 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:37.639 So is that true? Was that a thing he was 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:38.720 pitching that? 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.720 Now maybe that's a conspiracy too, but I think in 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:46.639 school lunches he tried to get ketchup as a vegetable 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:48.960 to be cheaper for to save. 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:52.520 Money on the school lunch program just because of cops. 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:56.320 The next time you get in trouble, crack, Okay, I'm 0:19:56.359 --> 0:19:58.360 gonna be on it. That was an accident. I meant 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:05.320 to I meant to do this. The book That's More Speed, 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:10.800 that's got Will Ferrell written all over it. 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:11.680 That. 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.680 Yeah, I will say, there's something really nice about hearing 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:16.520 that Ronald Reagan. 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:19.160 Uh I said a fact he tried to push through 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:22.320 that that ketchup would be considered a vegetable. 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:25.679 He was probably in heinz pocket. 0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:30.439 But about Ronald Reagan doing bad things to the black 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:35.480 community specifically, but it's nice to know that he did. Yeah, 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:38.200 he's like, now we're gonna make white people eat ketch 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:39.640 up and call it vegetables. 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:42.159 You know what. That's nice. I like that. You know 0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:47.200 what if we're talking, Yeah, when did Ranch get put on? 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:52.280 That's what I wonder a lot, because there was If 0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:53.520 you remember, I like. 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:58.680 Ranch was just an exotic salad dressing for the longest time. 0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:01.080 We're not exotic, but they and this is good. But 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:03.480 now you're right, there. 0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:05.720 Was as they made it. It's everywhere. 0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:09.840 Yeah, when did that happen? Because you notice you wouldn't 0:21:09.840 --> 0:21:12.040 take like a lot of seventies eighties medias. There's no 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:15.680 rants right right right, nobody's talking about Ranch. And then 0:21:15.760 --> 0:21:18.800 I feel like whenever Hidden Valley, Drop Hidden Valley? 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:23.000 That was big? What the who's that actress? She was 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:25.840 in Mash She was the voice of Hidden Valley? Really? 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:30.480 Oh yeah, bond Lady, Pond Lady, No Hidden val hot 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:34.240 lips is Hidden Valley in Valley? Wow? In Mash, the movie, 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:36.960 not the TV show. They made a movie for Mash. 0:21:37.119 --> 0:21:40.440 It was big. Mash was originally it was a movie 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:44.040 and TV show to a TV show. Boy, I hope 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:48.040 I'm right on that. I think I think Buddy were 0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:49.640 about most Yeah. 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:53.960 Yeah, it's the amount of emails of people being like 0:21:54.040 --> 0:21:54.880 you idiots. 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:58.360 But she became a huge voiceover person, like she kind 0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:02.399 of retired and came in. But Hidden Valley Red Sauce, 0:22:02.680 --> 0:22:08.440 that's early. That is the early that that I love 0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:11.360 that we're talking about saucege. Yeah, there used. 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:14.399 To be a sort of line of succession. It sounds 0:22:14.480 --> 0:22:18.639 like of people moving from acting to sauces. You know, 0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:23.960 like Paul Newman, his whole you have to be in 0:22:24.000 --> 0:22:28.720 a sauceman. He didn't die doing uh an actor he was. 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:31.960 He died being the face of Sauce Newman. 0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:37.000 Yeah, my age, I had the lemonade before I saw 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:37.400 the Sting. 0:22:37.840 --> 0:22:42.639 Yeah, okay, wait and then you connected the dots. 0:22:42.920 --> 0:22:49.359