Speaker 1: I would make you drink pea immediately if you were
Speaker 1: if you were down, that's hilarious. You'd make me drink
Speaker 1: too much. You get peas in the green room to
Speaker 1: warm up. You gotta get your body used to the pea.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of conference for you to try then,
Speaker 1: and then you'd watch the episode and I'd still have
Speaker 1: cut out all time. I just wanted to drink my
Speaker 1: own pea. Why am I drinking other types of pea? Well? Well,
Speaker 1: rest and we're not filming any of this. Hey, relax,
Speaker 1: Well you wanted to be on the show. Listen, he
Speaker 1: is p my man, Come on, take a swig. That
Speaker 1: doesn't ser.
Speaker 2: Quality racist.
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Speaker 3: She's man, turney stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me.
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Speaker 3: is welcome. Welcome, little mama's and gentiles alike. Welcome to
Speaker 3: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
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Speaker 3: tells me is that you're not checking the numbers every week,
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Speaker 5: That's uh, welcome to the world of podcasts. Yeah, we're
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Speaker 3: We gathered a bunch of our favorite conspiracy theories that
Speaker 3: we wanted to talk to you about. But more importantly,
Speaker 3: I think the best way to kick off this conversation
Speaker 3: is to really ask you where do you Where do
Speaker 3: you stand in the world of conspiracy theories? Do would
Speaker 3: you pride yourself as a conspiracy theorist? How much of
Speaker 3: a believer are you?
Speaker 4: And also adding on to that, yeah, black people, where
Speaker 4: do you say?
Speaker 1: In general? You know?
Speaker 5: You know what's interesting is I So I want to
Speaker 5: ask you guys. I may come off like an a
Speaker 5: hole here.
Speaker 1: But I have I am never more flattered than when
Speaker 1: someone from the black community comes up to me and says,
Speaker 1: you're so funny, or I love your stuff, You're so stupid,
Speaker 1: or but I I get a lot of love, at
Speaker 1: least to my face. And I'm all, I'm like, how why? Well?
Speaker 3: And I I will say, I think you are a
Speaker 3: beloved figure in the black community.
Speaker 1: And my wife and I were trying to analyze She's like,
Speaker 1: because you do a good job of making fun of
Speaker 1: white people. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, no, that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I do like to send up arrogant yeah people who
Speaker 5: think they're too full of themselves. And I happen to
Speaker 5: be white, but I'm always like wow, thanks, yeah, and
Speaker 5: but I've only you know, I did get hard with
Speaker 5: Kevin Hart, and it's not like I've done.
Speaker 1: Right, no.
Speaker 3: I I think black audiences as a stand up and
Speaker 3: I can only really speak to it from a stand
Speaker 3: up perspective. But black audiences are sometimes the toughest to get.
Speaker 3: But when they fuck with you, they fuck with you
Speaker 3: in a way that is hard to like untether they
Speaker 3: become permanent fans. So something you did in your journey
Speaker 3: assured enough black people that they were like that, dude's
Speaker 3: fucking awesome. And it's because of how funny you are
Speaker 3: and talented obviously, but something in that journey they were like,
Speaker 3: I like this dude, And now you know, my my
Speaker 3: grandma is always going to be a fan of you. Okay,
Speaker 3: okaying that you're here, but she would be your mom
Speaker 3: is going to credit for me coming today, you know, Laxton,
Speaker 3: that was my idea.
Speaker 1: You know, I was someone who told you to put
Speaker 1: white guys on.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, you know, I kind of introduced you to
Speaker 3: Will Ferrell. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: But let's see back to the original. Am I pro
Speaker 5: I'm I don't know if I'm that conspiratorial.
Speaker 1: Sure, and yet there are moments where I'm like, hmmm
Speaker 1: mmmm that that seems like that could go yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: this way.
Speaker 3: Do you have Do you have one in particular that
Speaker 3: that comes to mind where you go like, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: say I'm fully on board, but I certainly am willing
Speaker 3: to hear it out more than others.
Speaker 1: Here's one. Here's one that I feel like kind of
Speaker 1: checks out. This is very this is this is sports related. Ye,
Speaker 1: there doesn't have to be. Yeah it's not, it's but
Speaker 1: I once heard so this one always was like, I
Speaker 1: think this checks out. Cal Ripken, who uh Cal Ripken
Speaker 1: Junior who played for the Baltimore Orioles and had the
Speaker 1: longest stretch. Uh.
Speaker 5: He broke lou Gerrigg's record of consecutive games play baseball
Speaker 5: and for anyone who remembers there is a big baseball fan.
Speaker 5: There was a point in his streak and he was
Speaker 5: getting towards the end where the game was called due
Speaker 5: to the electricity going out in the Baltimore baseball team
Speaker 5: and they had to call the game there was a
Speaker 5: power outage. And the story is that cal Ripken came
Speaker 5: home to find Kevin Costner cheating wife cheating with Kevin Coster.
Speaker 1: They had a fight. He hurt his hand. Whoa, I
Speaker 1: can't play tonight. They're like, okay, what about the streak?
Speaker 1: I know the powers out cut the lights, cut the lights,
Speaker 1: and then they had a couple off days and it
Speaker 1: allowed him for the hand to heal up, and the
Speaker 1: streak continued. Woa right, that's that. Yeah, because you come
Speaker 1: home dances with wolves is dancing with your with you
Speaker 1: and she doesn't like it, but that's what I call her.
Speaker 1: She's used to it now agreed to disagree. You're a
Speaker 1: wolf to me.
Speaker 5: When I see you, I picture a wolf wolf And
Speaker 5: here's where I bullet. I ran into Kevin Costner multiple
Speaker 5: times at the Golden Globes this year, and I forgot
Speaker 5: to ask him, did you get together with.
Speaker 1: A weird way to launchon to Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 1: By the way, I mean, I don't know him at all.
Speaker 1: Oh can't you can't start with extra.
Speaker 5: But you know what, he was a big but he
Speaker 5: was hanging around baseball, you know, yeah, all the dream
Speaker 5: field of dreams and Bull Durham. Yeah, he was always
Speaker 5: showing up, like Kevin Costner's taking batting practice today with
Speaker 5: the Detroit Lions or something like that. Detroit Tigers the Lions.
Speaker 5: Batting practice with Detroit Lions would be a different thing.
Speaker 3: I think the happy he showed up at this point
Speaker 3: the Lions, the Lions needed the help.
Speaker 1: Probably that's a sad story over there. I was just saying,
Speaker 1: if you don't know him the way you do it
Speaker 1: is like, you know what, I love having such a
Speaker 1: baseball players, why right? Do you know? Just do that?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Kevin? Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. You know, just hav one to come
Speaker 1: home once in the base and who's your favorite wife
Speaker 1: to have sex with? Who also played from a man
Speaker 1: who played Hall of Famer funny funny. You should ask
Speaker 1: Will who wins that fight? It has there's no way
Speaker 1: that he doesn't win. Professional athlete. Kevin Costner feels like
Speaker 1: I feel like he would get I don't want to
Speaker 1: fight Kevin. No, he's a tall guy, is he is
Speaker 1: he tall? Yeah? He's about sixty three and he and
Speaker 1: he he's a a. He's strong, but he's an actor.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way he's actually riding all those horses
Speaker 3: on on Yellowstone. You don't think no, no, no, really,
Speaker 3: I think there. I think there are plenty of the
Speaker 3: man does. He doesn't want to be there anymore, is
Speaker 3: my understanding. I don't think he's done right. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not even there's no way he's like committed to genuine
Speaker 3: horseback riding the entire time.
Speaker 1: Man, please let me. I had to try to ride
Speaker 1: a horse for a movie and they got me with
Speaker 1: the stunt person and they're like, well, it's it's not
Speaker 1: it won't be it won't be hard. It'll just be
Speaker 1: an easy kind of trot up into the frame. And
Speaker 1: if you've ever been around a horse, they're enormous, terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 1: They seem scared too, and they seem scared and they
Speaker 1: look at you through the side of their eye and
Speaker 1: they can sense fear. Anyway, I got on the horse rode.
Speaker 1: I think they let me do two little circles and
Speaker 1: they're like, we're good, we're gonna need to stunt ridder.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was that bad just trotting in a
Speaker 1: little stable.
Speaker 3: Well that actually looked like ship, you know, strag it all,
Speaker 3: strag it all, strag it all.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I talked to the direction. I'm like, was
Speaker 1: it that bad. They're like, yeah, they said you looked
Speaker 1: incredibly uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: So so I get it. Yeah, Kevin, Yeah, you man
Speaker 6: for even what. I don't think it's not great that
Speaker 6: we're just riding horses all the time. You're sensitive. You
Speaker 6: were sensitive to the needs of the beast, and I
Speaker 6: respect that.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You're so Yeah, that's why that's why I
Speaker 1: don't ride horses. Sure, it's the kindness then you from
Speaker 1: riding the times I have ridden horses, they're always giving
Speaker 1: me the horse named like.
Speaker 7: Old Ricky Sure or or Whistlers.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon. Like they're not giving me, let's put them on striker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I I don't know that I've ever ridden a horse
Speaker 3: besides the pony rides, you know, the ones that they
Speaker 3: like that's chained up in a in an abusive circle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the track is well worn in the Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just putting one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 3: It's just clops of their feet and tears that we
Speaker 3: didn't know and they're thinking, how did I get here?
Speaker 1: What did I do well? Because there's a carnie in
Speaker 1: the corner smoking a cigarette making sure it doesn't met
Speaker 1: that boy with a cattle prod.
Speaker 3: Just the meanest people possible, abusing tiny little horses.
Speaker 1: I mean, shout out to carneies. They're good folks, though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't shout them out enough. I know nobody gives
Speaker 1: it to them, is there? You know? I feel like
Speaker 1: not a lot of black Carneys out there, brother, trying
Speaker 1: to break them. You're not.
Speaker 3: You're not one of the last frontiers that that was
Speaker 3: in one of Martin Luther.
Speaker 1: King literally flashed to every carnival you never, you never.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I want a black carnie, just like
Speaker 1: a dude with a do rag work in a tilted world.
Speaker 5: Super skinny, messed out white guys. Yeah, no female carnies,
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 1: So. You know what the problem is, Black people don't
Speaker 1: Black people don't smoke meth. We we we're more crack people,
Speaker 1: and crack don't sell well for uh, maintaining horses and relationships,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I think I think method is a more working a
Speaker 3: working man's drug.
Speaker 4: I don't see here's what if. Okay, I think that
Speaker 4: people are willing to do a lot for Cris. I
Speaker 4: think it's just we haven't been introduced to carne dumb
Speaker 4: and that's what it is.
Speaker 3: The universe soul circus, I bet has some some black carnies.
Speaker 3: What is that you're saying, universe soul circus? Y'all don't
Speaker 3: know about the diverse soul circus.
Speaker 1: No, you keep doing it. Well, that's how they say
Speaker 1: it on the radios.
Speaker 3: Come on down, soul, guys. I don't know if you've
Speaker 3: heard the radio commercial, but you're nailing it.
Speaker 1: You're really you're both doing it pretty good.
Speaker 3: There's a real circus that that is black owned and
Speaker 3: black managed, and I bet they have black carnies.
Speaker 1: Do you think they have their own term they call
Speaker 1: themselves BLARNEY's. I hope not. That would be tough. I
Speaker 1: hope you don't have to write that on a resume.
Speaker 1: That feels irish, Yeah, that feels irish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, we got to get some more black carneies.
Speaker 1: I know they get more black Carneys.
Speaker 5: That's I'm glad we're talking about it now. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: when this drops, that will be the next thing.
Speaker 1: Pople. We're gonna start with a generation of young boys.
Speaker 4: And for the record, if you are a black Carnie
Speaker 4: reach out, please send an email with picks because I
Speaker 4: want to see what you're wearing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, show us that bendole over your shoulder. Let's let's
Speaker 3: seating the twirtle wheel.
Speaker 1: I can't say the ride. I'm want Ferris Wheel, Soul Wheel.
Speaker 4: I feel like if you let black people get hold
Speaker 4: of corn dog production, I think we could do some
Speaker 4: really great stuff in the space.
Speaker 1: I think we should do some really innovative stuff.
Speaker 3: I think they're going to put grits on the outside
Speaker 3: and fry it and that's going to change the game
Speaker 3: for corn dogs.
Speaker 4: That would be crazy. Yeah, that would be crazy. It's
Speaker 4: probably why has it been so stagnant. Nothing's happening in
Speaker 4: corn dogs since I don't know that twenty When did
Speaker 4: corn dogs come around?
Speaker 3: That's a great question, that's a really good question. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if Olivia were in here, we forced her to do
Speaker 3: the research.
Speaker 1: But maybe maybe Texas Olivia. I feel like I want
Speaker 1: to look that up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's look it up. Let's find out when my
Speaker 3: corn dogs invented. I'm saying that's a depression food. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go reconstruction. I'm going a little reconstruction. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's a little earlier. And also, who takes
Speaker 1: that corn dogs? Is that the American thing? Oh? Wow,
Speaker 1: We're both wrong. Nineteen thirties is what I'm looking at. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: It says the The Pronto Pup vendors at the Minnesota
Speaker 3: State Fair claim to have invented the corn dog in
Speaker 3: nineteen forty one.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: On June sixteenth, nineteen forty six, Cozy Dog Drive in
Speaker 3: in Springfield, Illinois claims to have been the first to
Speaker 3: serve corn dogs on sticks, so people were just raw
Speaker 3: dog and corn dogs with their hands.
Speaker 1: That sucks. That's awful.
Speaker 4: That's a trash without the stick.
Speaker 1: I hate it. Could you imagine? Hold bit? Like?
Speaker 5: I don't, I can't. I don't know the last time
Speaker 5: I had a corn dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, you don't want to go back to that?
Speaker 1: Eat healthy? Yeah, but every once in a year you
Speaker 1: have I don't even know if I've been anywhere that
Speaker 1: offers a corn dog to the carnival. Mmm, okay, which
Speaker 1: I think is like an emo record. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you don't see him out and
Speaker 1: about like that. Yeah, they're not.
Speaker 3: They're not as popular, I think as they used to
Speaker 3: be back when the Minnesota State Fair was was.
Speaker 1: I do remember it was a staple at school lunch
Speaker 1: in elementary school at least once a week there was
Speaker 1: corn Dolly part of it.
Speaker 3: And were you were you a fan? Were you happy
Speaker 3: when corn dog Day came around? Or were you like
Speaker 3: this this fucking No, I was fairly happy.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 5: I would a lot of mustard. I'm a big mustard guy. Okay,
Speaker 5: ketchup is for children exactly, and I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I'm not I don't get you right.
Speaker 1: I also feel like it's for white people. I do
Speaker 1: think that. I tend to I tend to agree, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, I tend to agree because it's like sweet,
Speaker 1: there's no challenge to it. It's the easiest condiment. It's
Speaker 1: like entry level. Ronald Reagan try to make it a vegetable.
Speaker 1: So is that true? Was that a thing he was
Speaker 1: pitching that?
Speaker 5: Now maybe that's a conspiracy too, but I think in
Speaker 5: school lunches he tried to get ketchup as a vegetable
Speaker 5: to be cheaper for to save.
Speaker 1: Money on the school lunch program just because of cops.
Speaker 1: The next time you get in trouble, crack, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be on it. That was an accident. I meant
Speaker 1: to I meant to do this. The book That's More Speed,
Speaker 1: that's got Will Ferrell written all over it.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, there's something really nice about hearing
Speaker 3: that Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 5: Uh I said a fact he tried to push through
Speaker 5: that that ketchup would be considered a vegetable.
Speaker 1: He was probably in heinz pocket.
Speaker 3: But about Ronald Reagan doing bad things to the black
Speaker 3: community specifically, but it's nice to know that he did. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like, now we're gonna make white people eat ketch
Speaker 3: up and call it vegetables.
Speaker 1: You know what. That's nice. I like that. You know
Speaker 1: what if we're talking, Yeah, when did Ranch get put on?
Speaker 1: That's what I wonder a lot, because there was If
Speaker 1: you remember, I like.
Speaker 5: Ranch was just an exotic salad dressing for the longest time.
Speaker 5: We're not exotic, but they and this is good. But
Speaker 5: now you're right, there.
Speaker 1: Was as they made it. It's everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when did that happen? Because you notice you wouldn't
Speaker 4: take like a lot of seventies eighties medias. There's no
Speaker 4: rants right right right, nobody's talking about Ranch. And then
Speaker 4: I feel like whenever Hidden Valley, Drop Hidden Valley?
Speaker 1: That was big? What the who's that actress? She was
Speaker 1: in Mash She was the voice of Hidden Valley? Really?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bond Lady, Pond Lady, No Hidden val hot
Speaker 1: lips is Hidden Valley in Valley? Wow? In Mash, the movie,
Speaker 1: not the TV show. They made a movie for Mash.
Speaker 1: It was big. Mash was originally it was a movie
Speaker 1: and TV show to a TV show. Boy, I hope
Speaker 1: I'm right on that. I think I think Buddy were
Speaker 1: about most Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the amount of emails of people being like
Speaker 3: you idiots.
Speaker 1: But she became a huge voiceover person, like she kind
Speaker 1: of retired and came in. But Hidden Valley Red Sauce,
Speaker 1: that's early. That is the early that that I love
Speaker 1: that we're talking about saucege. Yeah, there used.
Speaker 3: To be a sort of line of succession. It sounds
Speaker 3: like of people moving from acting to sauces. You know,
Speaker 3: like Paul Newman, his whole you have to be in
Speaker 3: a sauceman. He didn't die doing uh an actor he was.
Speaker 3: He died being the face of Sauce Newman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my age, I had the lemonade before I saw
Speaker 4: the Sting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, wait and then you connected the dots.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the guy from Sting. Wait wait, what is
Speaker 1: what is this guy? Swedish? Does he do so many things?
Speaker 1: So well, I'm telling you the Swedes. He might be,
Speaker 1: though it might be sweets can do everything. Sweeds can
Speaker 1: do everything.
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Speaker 1: Well, we have some conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think we've covered certainly enough about sauces at
Speaker 3: this point, but feel free to feel free to come
Speaker 3: back into it if it if it hits you that way,
Speaker 3: But we have some conspiracy.
Speaker 5: I was by the way, I was so my family's
Speaker 5: from the South. My my mom and dad are from
Speaker 5: North Carolina, so I was trying to pick their I
Speaker 5: was like, do you guys have things that you really
Speaker 5: stuck to?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Nothing, nothing else shattering, like nothing on the level
Speaker 1: of the baby piss cures acting. I love that. I
Speaker 1: love that you're bringing that up. And I was like, mom,
Speaker 1: you ever heard of that? She's like, what? And it
Speaker 1: doesn't cure acting, It just makes you feel good.
Speaker 5: But that spun me off into the drinking of urine,
Speaker 5: which you guys touched upon, sure, which I remember when
Speaker 5: I I went and did Bear Grill's survival show. So
Speaker 5: he started expanding it where he'd have I believe, And
Speaker 5: so I'm the first one to actually be on the
Speaker 5: show with him as a guest, and I thought it
Speaker 5: was I kept my runner. I was like, I'm going
Speaker 5: to ask him fifty times, when do we start to
Speaker 5: drink our own pea, because he's always talking about.
Speaker 1: That guy goes pea, He goes peace so quick. He's like,
Speaker 1: I got we'd be we'd be making a lean to
Speaker 1: or doing whatever we're doing. I'm like, hey, Bear, is
Speaker 1: now a good time? Should we start drinking on peak? There?
Speaker 1: He wasn't having any of it. He'd be like, a
Speaker 1: very funny yeah, what I'm trying to show you here?
Speaker 1: And I asked him fifty times. I finally watched the episode.
Speaker 1: They didn't include one jokes and I was where you're at, Bear,
Speaker 1: who did invite I watched that show for you to pee?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, there's outdoor.
Speaker 5: And here's the crazy thing. I would have drank my
Speaker 5: own piss. I would have done it, wow, because I'm there,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do the full committed.
Speaker 3: I would have but include my joke so that I
Speaker 3: was exactly I'm not a psychopath drinking my own.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't include the I don't know what they were thinking,
Speaker 1: Why do you want to make me come off serious? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so crazy. It was very bizarre, but yeah, they're really.
Speaker 1: My dad was saying, Oh, it was just like really
Speaker 1: simple things like if you walked in the house through
Speaker 1: one door, you had to leave through that same door
Speaker 1: would be bad luck. So if you came in through
Speaker 1: the back door, you had to leave your boys. I
Speaker 1: set that one up even knowing what I was doing.
Speaker 3: But you brought up the baby p Yeah, the possibility
Speaker 3: that it cures acne.
Speaker 1: We talked to miss pad about this.
Speaker 3: I think I talked to uh yeah, yeah, pretty David episode.
Speaker 3: But we talked a fair amount with her about this,
Speaker 3: and she genuinely believes it to be true. She she
Speaker 3: was arguing throughout the episode. This was a real thing.
Speaker 5: I went through. Remember in high school, played a lot
Speaker 5: of sports, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're looking at mad acne because of sweat, right, well,
Speaker 1: no bad athletes foot So I pee on my feet
Speaker 1: in the shower. Oh no, that worked pretty well.
Speaker 3: Really, it would here that the athletes foot.
Speaker 1: Wow heard first.
Speaker 3: And was that? Where where did that come from?
Speaker 1: Were you just doing it anyway and created the athlete's
Speaker 1: foot because I was doing it from the beginning.
Speaker 5: No, I think my mom and I had a discussion
Speaker 5: and she was like, I think there's like really good
Speaker 5: stuff in your pee. Supposedly if you pee on your feet.
Speaker 3: I love that your mom took such a hard stance
Speaker 3: against baby PA carrying acne. She's like, some sur you're
Speaker 3: being silly. Will don't call me with this foolishness. Pee
Speaker 3: on your feet like a man.
Speaker 1: Kind of makes more sense. The pea and then it
Speaker 1: washes off, sure, whereas the baby Pa, as miss Patt
Speaker 1: was talking about, that just stayed on your face all
Speaker 1: day long. But baby P doesn't smell as the thing, right,
Speaker 1: that was her point. I'm a father, Baby P does smell.
Speaker 1: It has a sense. It is about a say, I
Speaker 1: would walk. What about the littlest babies, I'm talking like
Speaker 1: walking talking, No, that's just a person. Sure, but like
Speaker 1: fresh baby it's still it is definitely not as pungent,
Speaker 1: but it is going to have a little Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: got something. What's the taste to it? Buddy?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: I tried to exquisite. I wish I could tell you
Speaker 1: bear blueing from me. He didn't give me the chance.
Speaker 3: It is the most complicated part of the the The
Speaker 3: conspiracy theory is the acquisition of the baby P. Right,
Speaker 3: because you're not We're not just all you. If you
Speaker 3: wanted to cure your acne, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: Sure, I don't even want to talk about I have
Speaker 4: no idea where I would go, and I am time
Speaker 4: stamp it. Yeah, and I'm saying I do not know
Speaker 4: how to a You don't have a connect, No, I
Speaker 4: don't have a baby P connect.
Speaker 1: You know who does?
Speaker 7: The Black Carney community there, that's your go to if
Speaker 7: you need. You gotta a stash of.
Speaker 3: Baby Some of the sickest baby be available over here.
Speaker 1: Just babies meet me behind the funhouse.
Speaker 3: Babies that are eating horn dogs before they have teeth,
Speaker 3: just the perfect baby P. So you it sounds like,
Speaker 3: are not necessarily a believer in this conspiracy theory that
Speaker 3: that baby P could cure your acne.
Speaker 5: I look, I felt like it really did help with
Speaker 5: the athlete's foot, so I'm more prone to me. But
Speaker 5: I don't know about the application part. I. So I
Speaker 5: guess I don't believe in it enough to put it
Speaker 5: on my feet out.
Speaker 4: Well, let me ask you this, would you rather your
Speaker 4: own pee? I think that's not a crazy question.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. My own pee on my face?
Speaker 4: Okay, but here's the situation, right, You're in the shower, Yeah,
Speaker 4: paint a picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in the shower. I cut my hands, I
Speaker 1: collect some pea, and I just splash it.
Speaker 9: Well, you have to whisper like a like a like
Speaker 9: an after like an after shavee commercial, kind of let
Speaker 9: it and then like you know when you do with
Speaker 9: the hair conditioner, where you let it, maybe pull back
Speaker 9: from the water, let it soak in a minute, come
Speaker 9: back and wash your face walking around that I.
Speaker 1: Could that I could give a try, give that a
Speaker 1: dry I think I would too, Yeah, because I feel
Speaker 1: like if I had really bad acne, I would be
Speaker 1: at the end of my rope. Yeah, and P would
Speaker 1: start to feel like you know what I mean, well,
Speaker 1: like if you're down bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what part of the the suggestion of even drinking
Speaker 3: your pee right your own P is that you already
Speaker 3: have like immunity to the toxins that you've put out
Speaker 3: of your body.
Speaker 1: Is yeah, exactly safe for you? Did you guys cover
Speaker 1: this any idea of the origin? Who's the first person
Speaker 1: to ever think, you know, let's take the diaper with
Speaker 1: the baby P and let's supply it.
Speaker 4: Listen there, I think it's like a penicillin thing. It
Speaker 4: was an accident that right, like he was doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: ye are gone to okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know that we we found the origin,
Speaker 1: the source, the theory, but it certainly we talked about
Speaker 1: this with Ms Pat that it became.
Speaker 3: It has become sort of a more popularized thing than
Speaker 3: we realized that, Like it's referred to as euro therapy,
Speaker 3: where people are in fact using urine as sort of
Speaker 3: a way of curing ailments of various kinds.
Speaker 1: Is get some Greek food, take a nap. Yeah, right back,
Speaker 1: we're all out here. There's a lot of good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a lot to be proud of. Yeah like that.
Speaker 1: I know that. I know. Come on, I saw it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Jesus Christ, and we're partners. I'm a scoundrel.
Speaker 1: What do you want with me? This is the podcast
Speaker 1: where you guys broke up, broke apart? Am I witnessing that?
Speaker 1: What if Will Ferrell? I know, what if I created
Speaker 1: the rift buddy that over the euro joke.
Speaker 3: I hate to tell you you're gonna have to guest
Speaker 3: host quite a bit more.
Speaker 1: This is going to be out of here.
Speaker 10: I don't like that. If I don't like that at all.
Speaker 10: There's so much power in that high five. Stop it
Speaker 10: don't do that. We both by the way, we've been
Speaker 10: planning this. Come on you this morning. When when does
Speaker 10: the host takeover?
Speaker 1: When ur the podcast from Langstone? Now it's gonna be
Speaker 1: My papa told me, I don't know what that? What that?
Speaker 1: Why you would have wipen it up a little bit?
Speaker 1: You broaden it. My father told me, my sweet daddy,
Speaker 1: that is funny. Mama seems black, but Papa seems very well.
Speaker 1: I am I am called papa by my kids. You're
Speaker 1: a papa, I'm a papa. Wow. Wow to your point, yeah,
Speaker 1: why god? Yeah? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Was that a conscious choice where you were like from
Speaker 3: now when I am papa?
Speaker 11: Or it just has children gather around, I am Papa
Speaker 11: the fire blue bow before Papa addressing me please only
Speaker 11: referred to me as Papa.
Speaker 5: No, it's a it's a my wife's Swedish. It's a
Speaker 5: it's a Swedish thing. So you have you have Mama
Speaker 5: and Papa. So the boys just started calling me papa.
Speaker 5: So even my son who's about to turn twenty and
Speaker 5: be like, hey, Papa, I have a question. It's kind
Speaker 5: of funny and it sounds silly, silly, it's very euro
Speaker 5: Do you do your kids gyro gyro? Do your kids
Speaker 5: ever feel self conscious about about it?
Speaker 1: Not one bit? Yeah, so it's already ingrained. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: And they don't because I wondered if they if because
Speaker 1: I've seen him refer to me in front of their friends,
Speaker 1: that would be And I was like, oh, they have no,
Speaker 1: They're like, no, that's that's papa. That's my papa, Papa,
Speaker 1: my papa. My papa made me a sandwich today. Oh,
Speaker 1: my my papa.
Speaker 8: I was talking to my papa because I don't know
Speaker 8: any black papa's pop, big papa.
Speaker 1: But that was kind of outside. That was Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was just fucking around, I think, yeah, yeah, which was great.
Speaker 4: I mean it helped little black kids across the country
Speaker 4: put a name on it.
Speaker 1: Oh this is what that body type is. Well, this
Speaker 1: is a guy you could be. Now if I put
Speaker 1: on a silk shirt, this could be something. Yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: it's just crazy because it's a big guy. Silk is
Speaker 1: not the fabric I'm running sure, I think, yeah, right
Speaker 1: now I would be a mess.
Speaker 3: Is it the heat, the the the trapping of the heat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just get anxious anyways, So I feel
Speaker 1: like I would already be anxious because I'm wearing a
Speaker 1: silk shirt. I would feel exactly the same because I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, everyone can see everything I'm pitting out
Speaker 1: in my shirt, and then I worry they look good.
Speaker 1: It may look good for a second. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: In my silk shirt, I think, where are you at?
Speaker 1: I own zero shirts at this point. At this well,
Speaker 1: Olivia bring it in. We actually, oh my god, we
Speaker 1: actually got you. Guys got me a whole warmdrobe here.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't think orange silk would be for you. No,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing that for sure, for in the Boy is
Speaker 1: Mine video. Remember my boys can pull off a silk shirt. Really,
Speaker 1: they're really into fashion. But my my oldest son, he
Speaker 1: was wearing a silk shirt for a music show he
Speaker 1: was doing. He looked great. It was a it was
Speaker 1: a very hairy styles kind of look. Man, God bless it.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, wow, I'm very much in the Do
Speaker 1: you have any he has a shirt, I'm a silk
Speaker 1: shirt kind of. I see it. Yeah, it looked cool.
Speaker 1: I was wearing a T shirt, asshole. It's very hard
Speaker 1: doing live shows with you figuring out what to wear.
Speaker 1: Silk shirt. The live shows are the best, right, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they're there. I we good time is just like that
Speaker 1: because we did the last eight of the Ron Burgundy
Speaker 1: podcast live. It just is the best everything you want.
Speaker 1: It's like stand up except I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, which is a lot more fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah we yeah, right, the tight rope kind of act
Speaker 5: of it all and playing off audience.
Speaker 3: And also yeah, and I'm sure you feel this. We
Speaker 3: we do so much of this in a vacuum where
Speaker 3: we're like, he thinks it's funny.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. We're having fun together. But but
Speaker 1: people have been listening, yeah into it. Yeah they're they're
Speaker 1: wearing our bad clothes and they're they're chiming in on
Speaker 1: our weird rifts that we don't even remember. Half the
Speaker 1: crowd is in silk shirts, and.
Speaker 3: You're not coming out if you, if you're brave enough,
Speaker 3: put on some silk, yourself treating yourself to some silk.
Speaker 3: If you wearing silk, are you wearing extra deal in it.
Speaker 3: I'm putting it on thick to begin with. I'm not
Speaker 3: I'm not needing to double down.
Speaker 1: I now in my head, I'm like, there's nothing worse
Speaker 1: than a smelly guy and oh no, that's a nightmare. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds terrible. That's as close to a trash bag as
Speaker 1: a human can be. Is a smelly man in silk?
Speaker 1: You are a walking hafty.
Speaker 5: I remember having a costume and something where the wardrobe
Speaker 5: person had and I can proudly say, luckily, I don't
Speaker 5: suffer from too much body odor.
Speaker 1: In fact, I've been blessed with very little good But
Speaker 1: are you smell? You smell neutral?
Speaker 3: Which is yeah, okay, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: That's a conspiracy right there. That was that was that
Speaker 1: was like a that was like a ghost. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: didn't like it. Let's just keep our hands off the trigger.
Speaker 1: But I remember there was some sort of special sweater
Speaker 1: and it stunk at the end of the day and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is I swear this is not me?
Speaker 1: And it was. And it was the material in the
Speaker 1: sweater anyway, No, I get it. Maybe it was I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what my win is.
Speaker 3: You know, those classic silk sweaters that everybody's wearing.
Speaker 1: I had some corduroy pants that got stinky on me.
Speaker 1: I didn't wear him for a season, and then I
Speaker 1: put him back on and I didn't know. I was
Speaker 1: on the way to a show and I didn't know
Speaker 1: I was in the uber, like why do I smell
Speaker 1: so bad? And then I googled smelly corduroy and that's
Speaker 1: the thing. Also a Detroit rapper, very famous Detroit rap
Speaker 1: for Detroit. He's not leading Detroit. They give him free coneys.
Speaker 3: What do you think about Stevie Wonder being blind?
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: We had a conversation with Felonious Monos, very funny comedian,
Speaker 3: and the question was he suggests and Hold maintains that
Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder is in fact not blind.
Speaker 1: Where are you with this?
Speaker 5: Well, isn't it? Isn't it true that he actually can
Speaker 5: see shape? He has a little bit of sight. I
Speaker 5: don't know or did he lose that. I thought he
Speaker 5: was blackout?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think by by pr pitches he
Speaker 3: is a completely you don't see the sun.
Speaker 1: I thought i'd heard that had some limited like like
Speaker 1: I don't know shapes or not, but not even that much.
Speaker 1: But maybe anyway, But would that help anything? You're right?
Speaker 1: But all of the I mean, I had never gone
Speaker 1: down that that rabbit hole before, I'd never even question
Speaker 1: But then the catching of the mics, the shack story.
Speaker 1: There's a lot, but I mean, okay, this is there's
Speaker 1: a lot. The boy George in the headlock Wait what story? Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait right, yeah, they're right something like that if I'm
Speaker 3: remembering correctly.
Speaker 1: He uh, this is exciting. He's had a few. Yeah,
Speaker 1: boy boy.
Speaker 3: George tells the story of Stevie Wonder once coming up
Speaker 3: behind him at a party, at a party and playfully
Speaker 3: choking him, having no direction, no confirmation, nobody in aid.
Speaker 1: He just like puts them in. He's like, you, fucking boy, George.
Speaker 12: I don't know your song from the Quiet Game? Yeah,
Speaker 12: I got you?
Speaker 1: Which I watch? Which? I want watch? Giant what? I
Speaker 1: don't want to spoil it for anyone. Something crazy happened,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I had never heard the Mountain of Evidence.
Speaker 1: It's a it's it's a little listen. I have a
Speaker 1: couple of blinds. Okay, yeah, one, wait, are you legally blind?
Speaker 1: I see shapes baby, that's a that's a good name
Speaker 1: for either a book or an album. I see shapes
Speaker 1: baby baby. Okay, sorry, continue. What I'm saying is blind
Speaker 1: people can do a lot. Yeah. So I did shows
Speaker 1: in Seattle this weekend, highly developed other senses.
Speaker 4: This is what happened, ye I did. Thank you to
Speaker 4: all the little mamas for coming out to the shows.
Speaker 4: A speaking by the ways, so fun.
Speaker 1: There's a blind guy standing Okay, he wasn't in the
Speaker 1: it was the show's over, ye I said, line up,
Speaker 1: I'll take pictures with you. You're backstage or wherever. I'm
Speaker 1: out in there. I'm out. People can touch me. I'm easy,
Speaker 1: I ain't hard to find. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm taking pictures. Blind guy over here, but no glasses.
Speaker 1: So he's looking at me, not standing in line, got
Speaker 1: a cage. So I'm like, oh, ship, this guy's blind.
Speaker 1: But and are the eyes on focused? No? I know
Speaker 1: what you're you know what I'm saying. I know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Going every which way, regular, regular bro, wow,
Speaker 1: just just looking in my general direction. So so like this, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm blind but staring. But there's a line over here. Hi, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm lately blind. First off, I'm blind. First off. Second,
Speaker 1: big fans, I'm blind, big fan cro But okay, here's
Speaker 1: where it gets crazy. I see him, Oh hey do
Speaker 1: you want to take a picture. He says, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: get a picture, comes up, takes that iPhone, big bunk boom,
Speaker 1: holds it out and then he's like, oh, it's probably
Speaker 1: better if you take it.
Speaker 4: But he set the whole iPhone up and there was
Speaker 4: no I look, there's no auditory cues.
Speaker 1: And I think that man was blind, so just from
Speaker 1: sense memory of someone, but he how does he know
Speaker 1: how to set it up in the first place. I'm
Speaker 1: saying what I'm saying truthfully, they're very tricky folk and
Speaker 1: tricky folk, and that is that.
Speaker 4: I think that there's a lot going on. I believe
Speaker 4: that he's blind. I think he's just he's aware. I
Speaker 4: think that the boy George thing, he smelled someone. He
Speaker 4: was like, I smell a twenty four year old woman.
Speaker 4: It must be boy Georg, boy George, and he gave
Speaker 4: him a because you know, he's.
Speaker 1: Not running up on Quincy Jones doing that well, because
Speaker 1: he can smell.
Speaker 3: There is a very iconic photo now, and we talked
Speaker 3: about this on the podcast of Stevie Wonder taking a
Speaker 3: picture of Michael Jackson in like Michael Jackson is posing
Speaker 3: in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Stevie
Speaker 3: Wonder is behind the camera looking through the viewfinder taking
Speaker 3: a photo of Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: As a joke. I would do that. That's hard, right.
Speaker 3: I just think when people reach a certain level of celebrity,
Speaker 3: it's hard to tell when they're doing a bit because
Speaker 3: everybody around them is so serious, so everyone around is
Speaker 3: like watching this happen and not laughing.
Speaker 1: He did do the hilarious commercial parody on SNL or
Speaker 1: was that Eddie Murphy as where Eddie you got in?
Speaker 1: Where the new cannon? And these the photos are everywhere?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, yeah, I think Okay, listen, I would love it,
Speaker 4: you know, I love the long term ruse.
Speaker 1: I would love it if you if you could see
Speaker 1: Stevie just says one day at the Grammys, guess what, everyone,
Speaker 1: I've been with you this whole time.
Speaker 3: And the eyes are straight, They're perfect, They're not glassy anymore.
Speaker 1: They're just fucking gorgeous. The clouds have gone. I was
Speaker 1: at an event where Stevie Wonder was the musical act
Speaker 1: at this fundraising charity thing, and it took a while
Speaker 1: for like they needed to set up the stage so
Speaker 1: people were It was at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: so like people start leaving while he's playing and I'm
Speaker 1: doing a bit with a buddy like this is Steve,
Speaker 1: why are you You're leaving during Stevie Winter. If if
Speaker 1: he is sighted, he'd he played it really. There was
Speaker 1: no part of him that was like, hey, you assholes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you rich assholes, like I'm I'm I'm playing here. But
Speaker 1: that's what leaves. Don't believe that. I believe that's why
Speaker 1: I believe he can't see, because yeah, he could see,
Speaker 1: he'd have an ego about that.
Speaker 5: Because he might even say, how's everyone? I feel like
Speaker 5: some of you were leave, Like he'd even like, my
Speaker 5: spidy senses are telling me, like people, please stay in
Speaker 5: your seat.
Speaker 1: But he didn't. He didn't come.
Speaker 3: But I bet there's a part of him that has
Speaker 3: to go like, I see you, but I'm not going
Speaker 3: to blow my bag by losing it at these people.
Speaker 3: I gotta play it cool, be cool, Stevie, stay calm.
Speaker 1: What would it take you guys got to get him
Speaker 1: on the podcast, just point blank him, I'd say, are you.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that them just throwing balls at him from.
Speaker 1: Doing I'm blind? How many times off the time? Boy Georgian? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna boy George.
Speaker 3: Can I present one more piece of evidence to you guys. So,
Speaker 3: and this didn't come up on the the original podcast
Speaker 3: with Felonious, but there actually was a video that I
Speaker 3: came across pretty recently of a former band member of
Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder who talks about having watched Stevie Wonder get
Speaker 3: into a fistfight with another member of the band. So
Speaker 3: basically the drummer and Stevie weren't getting along. He keeps
Speaker 3: telling him he's fucking up the drums whatever it is.
Speaker 3: The drummer gets pissed and it's like, I'm a fuck
Speaker 3: you up Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 1: He fully is like, I'm a beat show ass.
Speaker 3: I fucking hate you Stevie Wonder, and basically agrees for
Speaker 3: the I can't believe he did this, but he agrees
Speaker 3: to be blindfolded to say Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 1: Give me the blind Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: He agrees to fight Stevie Wonder blindfolded, and I swear
Speaker 3: to God. The person describing this video says that that
Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder beats the ship out of this drummer.
Speaker 1: Like, doesn't even the guy get that really lends itself
Speaker 1: to being able to listen. He said, the dude couldn't.
Speaker 1: Stevie can handle himself. He can handle it.
Speaker 4: But allow me, allow me to kind of yeah, please,
Speaker 4: it's dark. He hits him, it makes contact, the sound comes.
Speaker 4: I think it's an echo location.
Speaker 1: This is okay. I think I think he's beating his
Speaker 1: ass via Son. I don't know he's going to be
Speaker 1: super sensitive to movement exactly. You think there's a daredevil left.
Speaker 1: That's what I think is a strategy, because I I'll
Speaker 1: say it, I'm an emotional fighter, as I've gotten into
Speaker 1: fights where my eyes were mostly closed.
Speaker 4: Mmm, just like kind of crying and yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah and done. Okay.
Speaker 3: But but what I'll say is that when he describes
Speaker 3: the fight, he doesn't describe it as like emotional swinging.
Speaker 3: And he says that Steve him and goes try to
Speaker 3: move it and like square up, and like he says, Steve,
Speaker 3: he never even laid a finger on Stevie.
Speaker 1: Wonder that's crazy. It's either a miracle or he's fucking.
Speaker 5: With Maybe maybe Stevie knows how to work the speedbag.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's like his when he's on tour, that's his workout,
Speaker 5: So he just knows, and maybe a guy's going two
Speaker 5: more steps, like one of his handlers, like two more
Speaker 5: steps there you go see one and he knows.
Speaker 1: How to respond. Yeah, turn around, man? You does Stevie
Speaker 1: have an earwig? Like like you know, wow, like assistant
Speaker 1: to the president who's like tells you right before you're
Speaker 1: meeting someone that like, right, you met them in Nebraska
Speaker 1: two years ago. That's the mayor of this town. Like
Speaker 1: someone's in his ear yea going, boy, George, two o'clock.
Speaker 1: Put him in the head would be pretty funny. If
Speaker 1: you put him in a head. I bet he's never
Speaker 1: had done. Oh yeah, that's funny. Let's do it. What's up, boy, George.
Speaker 1: Guess who.
Speaker 10: That is?
Speaker 1: Stevie lost his ear wig? You gotta find it well out.
Speaker 1: I like, but that's right. Someone someone always on a
Speaker 1: little microphone talking to Stevie. Who was in Stevie's here though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great, that's what we got. I bet you it
Speaker 1: was Barry Gordy. But now also too.
Speaker 5: When you guys were breaking it down, the theory was
Speaker 5: that was the dispute that yes, he's talented, but he
Speaker 5: became he's more exceptional because he was quote unquote blind.
Speaker 5: Otherwise if he didn't have that gimmick, he'd just be
Speaker 5: run of the mill musician.
Speaker 3: I firmly believe that Stevie Wonder is a exceptional talent
Speaker 3: with no question out then no question he is a
Speaker 3: top ten objectively, there's no question, right, I will say
Speaker 3: that I think the sale of Stevie Wonder is a
Speaker 3: lot easier if he's a.
Speaker 1: Little blind boy. Uh, then if he's a.
Speaker 3: Fut of Saga Michigan where from right right right, there's
Speaker 3: not a lot of heroes coming from Saginaw at this point,
Speaker 3: and I think Raymond is the reason he's blind.
Speaker 1: Draymond kicked the ship out of that little Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't give a ship beaty.
Speaker 3: I punched first, I asked questions later, and then I
Speaker 3: retire if they threatened to punish me for it.
Speaker 1: Who's the Who's the guy? Who's the guy in the
Speaker 1: Warriors that Draymond punched out? Jordan Poole.
Speaker 5: Jordan Poole and no one there's a little No, it's
Speaker 5: not really a conspiracy. But no one really jumped to
Speaker 5: the defense of Jordan pool right. No, yeah, I think
Speaker 5: no one really spoke up on that guy's behalf.
Speaker 3: I think they just said Draymond, you gotta be right, okay,
Speaker 3: But the inside scoop is that guy was bugging the
Speaker 3: ship out of everyone and.
Speaker 1: Draymond laid him out and everyone was like, thanks man.
Speaker 5: We shut it like because no one was like, hey,
Speaker 5: hey Jordan, sorry, that's loved.
Speaker 1: Everyone was like, hey, things happen like that, right. Also,
Speaker 1: Dreamond seems like he's if he's on your side, he's
Speaker 1: on your side. Of course he's dirty to them, but
Speaker 1: like to do it in the house did feel a
Speaker 1: little out of character, right right, right right, Steph Curry
Speaker 1: being in the earwig of Draymond Green punching Jordan pulling
Speaker 1: whoa whoa whisper whoa knock him the fuck out.
Speaker 4: Also, just to go with our podcast, that actually ties
Speaker 4: into the light skin rage. M that is not Draymond's
Speaker 4: dog skin tendencies. It's actually Steph Curry's light skin tendencies.
Speaker 3: Will your thoughts, I don't wait, educate me here the
Speaker 3: light skin rage there, there is a theory.
Speaker 1: The term is beij rage.
Speaker 3: There is a theory that light skin people, because of
Speaker 3: the sort of.
Speaker 1: Like not being fully accep the community, have have al
Speaker 1: so there's something genetically with bright eyes have.
Speaker 3: A active ragear brewing inside of us that causes us
Speaker 3: to have very h sort of big short shorts.
Speaker 1: Exactly tell you will hold it, holds up? Sure, do
Speaker 1: I shake him? Sometimes I do?
Speaker 3: I do, But he gets out of line and somebody's
Speaker 3: got to do it.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, no, I can see it. Yeah I can.
Speaker 1: I can see your building up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well you're you're a you're a sportsman. Yeah, this this
Speaker 3: feels apt. I think as a question, the n b
Speaker 3: A is rigged. It was a conversation we've we've had
Speaker 3: a fair amount of.
Speaker 1: Times a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how how much of a believer are you in?
Speaker 3: And it can be sports in general, specific whatever you prefer.
Speaker 1: N b A. I mean to say it's rigged.
Speaker 13: Well, there was the the ref situation right with the
Speaker 13: one guy who was shaven who got caught betting on
Speaker 13: his own game and was figured out how to make
Speaker 13: enough kind of innocious calls that would add up.
Speaker 1: To because he's just covering spread. He's just covering spreads.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't like losing or winning a game a
Speaker 1: couple of charges. So that stuff seems real easy too,
Speaker 1: but basketball specifically too. I don't do it in other
Speaker 1: sports in the same way. But that would lend itself
Speaker 1: to you want the major market teams to always win,
Speaker 1: and as a Nuggets fan, so denver it doesn't, it
Speaker 1: doesn't lead to the conspiracy because nobody wants us to
Speaker 1: win and nobody rooting against you. Guys, he with your
Speaker 1: with your your gyro in the center there, that guy's
Speaker 1: made a gyro guy. He's pure genetic material. He's oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gone off the road for sure. He is the
Speaker 1: most awkward moving human being ever. It looks so bad,
Speaker 1: But were conspiracy? Does he fake that? The way he
Speaker 1: runs it's and then he blows by you. Well, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. Maybe that. And he also maintains that he
Speaker 1: doesn't work out at all. He's very red at the
Speaker 1: end of the games. Could he lives? Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: that's true. Sorry, yeah, yeah right. I think he just
Speaker 1: just like sometimes sometimes just it's not graceful to be
Speaker 1: a winner. I think it's just he developed an ugly game.
Speaker 1: It's not a pretty shot necessarily or anything like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's just he just has that pure Eastern
Speaker 1: block will power.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's the beauty of learning something in
Speaker 3: isol relation, right, Like he fucking learned to play basketball
Speaker 3: without any of the influence of like social He's just
Speaker 3: he's just shooting them in horses mouth.
Speaker 1: A pumpkin into a into a well or something. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to crawl down.
Speaker 12: And get an.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. You gotta learn to make a
Speaker 1: candialo bounce off with cobbles, yeah, like yeah, angle, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think he just never he didn't have to look
Speaker 3: at Sean Kemp as like an influence of what Semp.
Speaker 1: He was so cools. We live in twelve I was
Speaker 1: We were at a hotel in Santa Monica rewriting ELF, myself,
Speaker 1: Adam McKay and Jon Favreau, and we would we walked
Speaker 1: by this room and there's all these pizza boxes stepped
Speaker 1: stepped up in front of the room the door. It's
Speaker 1: Sean camp stepping out. I might. I'm like, hey, Sean,
Speaker 1: what's not he this this one? He was trying to
Speaker 1: make a comeback with the Clippers. Yeah, and he was
Speaker 1: pizza boxes outside the room. Needless to say, Sean did
Speaker 1: not make the Clippers. I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 1: But he was in training camp trying to make But
Speaker 1: we were just laughing like, I love Sean camp That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: He's got the big pizza boxes. He's not. He's not
Speaker 1: how many think he could put down in one He's seventh.
Speaker 1: There were two larges, two large empty boxes. Damne.
Speaker 3: But I don't know how many consecutive nights that was,
Speaker 3: but that was two hours tops. That was knocked those
Speaker 3: out early, especially because he was working out.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. He was.
Speaker 3: He's the reason why NBA player always get like fat
Speaker 3: and weird looking this because they're they're burning five thousand
Speaker 3: calories a day.
Speaker 1: And then when you shut that down, yeah, you're.
Speaker 3: Just eating exactly the way that you ate when you
Speaker 3: without any yeah, without any exer high school football. Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember when you were lane and.
Speaker 1: Lean to mean and then come on, look I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, I looked like Reggie White. You know,
Speaker 1: five you are you are a Lakers fan. You're you're
Speaker 1: very active Lakers.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: That would be the only in the so I grew
Speaker 5: up in with eighties basketball, those Lakers Celtics battles, that's
Speaker 5: the only that's where maybe the conspiracy is true, because
Speaker 5: I could never understand how the Lakers or either team
Speaker 5: could lose by twenty and then the next night turn
Speaker 5: it right back around. But they always say, oh, they
Speaker 5: make great adjustments. What are adjustments? Yeah, I don't really know.
Speaker 5: I don't know either to completely right, Like, what is
Speaker 5: what is an adjustment? Oh, we see that they were
Speaker 5: trying to run this play and now we're gonna we're
Speaker 5: gonna double team this play.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it turns out a bunch of our guys were
Speaker 3: on cocaine last night and now they're not and they're
Speaker 3: playing way better.
Speaker 1: Fell Fellas, let's try to cut back on the cocaine
Speaker 1: and let's.
Speaker 3: Make a quick adjustment with less cocaine.
Speaker 1: But that always I'm like, oh, did they just want
Speaker 1: this to go seven games? Because the league want that
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah. But even even thinking about like that
Speaker 1: very infamous trade that never happened, with Chris Paul coming
Speaker 1: to the Lakers shut down, David Stern actively shut down.
Speaker 1: That doesn't feel like a ringing to you complaining from
Speaker 1: Dan Gilbert, right, the owner of the Yeah, that feels
Speaker 1: pretty I don't trust David Well, he's gone.
Speaker 3: That's just as an idea.
Speaker 1: I don't any of his dealings with in the NBA
Speaker 1: I don't. I feel if there was ever an era
Speaker 1: that it was rigged.
Speaker 3: You feel like the David Stern era feels most active.
Speaker 1: Here's what I know is rigged, for sure. The player's
Speaker 1: exuberance towards the in season tournament. What are we doing
Speaker 1: that is so faked? That sh that is so like,
Speaker 1: this is exciting. Hey, we're all about championship championships. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if it's middle of the season or indocia.
Speaker 1: That was the most hodge podge.
Speaker 5: No, I I just know the league was like Lebron, please,
Speaker 5: can you just say how exciting this is? And he's like, okay,
Speaker 5: I'll do my part. Yeah, I'll say something. I'll say something.
Speaker 5: But then all of a sudden, Kevin Durant is like,
Speaker 5: this is so exciting and he hadn't said anything.
Speaker 1: And you don't even talk, never once ever expressed it.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. That's rigged. Yeah, that right there was rigged.
Speaker 1: I think so for sure. I agree with that. So
Speaker 1: partial rig partial rigging.
Speaker 3: I certainly think if nothing else, we can agree that
Speaker 3: the incentives that they create via the money that these
Speaker 3: players can earn sort of rigs the system right naturally,
Speaker 3: like they're they play hard in the nd season tournament
Speaker 3: because there's five hundred thousand dollars promise to them if
Speaker 3: they win the game.
Speaker 1: Also to I love the Lakers bench players praising Lebron
Speaker 1: for playing hard so that they could get their five
Speaker 1: hundred k. They won five hundred thousand. But Ad and
Speaker 1: those guys weren't like, why don't you guys give your
Speaker 1: five hundred k and split it up with the bench players. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're really like, if that that would really that would
Speaker 1: be that would be yourself. But then they're like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I gotta give it up to Lebron. It's so hard.
Speaker 1: He gave full effort so we could win. That was
Speaker 1: pretty cool of him till that we could win. Maybe
Speaker 1: it just gives over you don't need that money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, turns out your ability there you Maybe that's
Speaker 3: maybe that's easy for me to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, Yeah, it's easy for me to say too,
Speaker 1: I don't have any money, give it all to you.
Speaker 3: Maybe give it to two funny podcasts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe two guys. You know, one's a father, the
Speaker 1: other one could be maybe they have any day now
Speaker 1: he could be a five. Yeah, and we have stuff
Speaker 1: we're trying to get in on you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to start a black soap company like every
Speaker 4: other I'm trying to rig.
Speaker 1: My own sports leagues.
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Speaker 1: So get it. Should we?
Speaker 3: I feel like we we should maybe head to the game,
Speaker 3: should we?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you think? Let's let's uh, let's hedg
Speaker 1: the game? Yeah, the game? You want to do the
Speaker 1: first one? Okay, we got to introduce you. I don't
Speaker 1: do that. Let me just love that. Let me just
Speaker 1: line up to clear it out.
Speaker 11: You smell good, I feel good and you sing good
Speaker 11: and make love good?
Speaker 3: Oh oh, what are you gonna argue with him about?
Speaker 1: No? No, he was wearing a neckerchief. What was that?
Speaker 1: What was James Brown interview when he's.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's maybe his most drugged out and historically speaking,
Speaker 3: and just starts singing. The lady asked him James because
Speaker 3: they had just been arrested, straight up, like, well he
Speaker 3: had interviewed.
Speaker 1: It's like the news.
Speaker 3: Okay, he had just been arrested. Uh, and like was
Speaker 3: getting out of jail and they.
Speaker 1: Say, James, what landed you here? And he says, living America,
Speaker 1: it's pretty great.
Speaker 3: And he keeps interrupting her with more of his arm
Speaker 3: songs than telling her.
Speaker 1: He makes love goodtastics great. He's wearing like rose colored sunglasses.
Speaker 1: It's a while amazing our game. Quid pro quote, quid
Speaker 1: pro quote, yeah, h g a u X if you
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Speaker 1: way out of it. Ahead. You're supposed to be my
Speaker 1: perfect pick away fucking for the will Pharaoh. God damn it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry man, motherfucker. Obviously we present you an idea that
Speaker 1: could be great, but then there's a caveat, much like
Speaker 1: there is a lot of times being a black man
Speaker 1: and or a woman or anything in America. You're ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I don't.
Speaker 14: Don't you'll follow along grade Okay, so you get another
Speaker 14: back to back championship for your beloved Los Angeles Lakers.
Speaker 1: But for the rest of your life, you are permanently
Speaker 1: matched with Lebron james haircut. So you have to have
Speaker 1: a Lebron whatever he is doing. So if it, if
Speaker 1: it starts to go again, you gotta go again. If
Speaker 1: it comes back even stronger after he retire tires, which
Speaker 1: is what.
Speaker 3: We think, Yeah, we think he's gonna go to Turkey
Speaker 3: and get it fixed. Yeah it's all done. But okay,
Speaker 3: but that's that's neither here nor but forever. You currently
Speaker 3: have to wear your hair the way Lebron James's hair is.
Speaker 1: For forever, even if he goes like so, if he
Speaker 1: goes dreads, you go dread. He does that, jay Z,
Speaker 1: he's not that vain a person that. Having been said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep my hair. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: Two championships they already got seventeen yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And also it's just like he could be doing anything
Speaker 1: with that ship. By the way, Clippers are never gonna
Speaker 1: win one. No, I don't curse, yeah, curse no, Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: I think they the worse worse yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: And I'm a big fan, but I think you can't
Speaker 3: bet on Paul George being the big South George fan.
Speaker 3: The podcast is pretty cool, man, he's actually really Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's pretty vulnerable on it.
Speaker 4: I like that, okay as a man, But playoff p
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't believe in him into that.
Speaker 1: I like it. That's how they called me. Playoff Paul George.
Speaker 15: I respect you as a man, but I don't think
Speaker 15: you have what it takes listen like a good god
Speaker 15: full respect as a man. However, I don't think you
Speaker 15: can close the deal.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of factors going through all the playoffs.
Speaker 1: I think that you could start strong. I just don't
Speaker 1: think you're a finisher, and it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with how you were raised. It's just personal. The podcast
Speaker 1: is great.
Speaker 16: You show vulnerability, you're very you talk about things that
Speaker 16: other NBA players are scared to talk about.
Speaker 1: But boy, do you not know how to.
Speaker 12: Finish on the court? Different story, that's not it chat George, Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 12: I'm gonna. I'm gonna you gotta keep No, Yeah, I
Speaker 12: think that's a safe bet. I too would keep my hair.
Speaker 12: There's no way I would commit to whatever Lebron has
Speaker 12: going on.
Speaker 1: Because we all have good hair as the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah, you know, yeah, no, you don't have to
Speaker 1: prove it. Yeah, okay, look what.
Speaker 17: I like.
Speaker 1: That's just like, damn, that caught me. I remember saying
Speaker 1: to someone, if I ever start losing my hair and
Speaker 1: I'm still being hired as an actor and i have
Speaker 1: to do talk show appearances, I'm gonna start wearing a
Speaker 1: really bad two pey and then deny that anything's wrong.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me about my hair. He'll lose a ship.
Speaker 1: You don't ask me about my hair. Don't anyway, What
Speaker 1: was it like to work on this movie? That's great.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Listen. Sansor Bullock is lovely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's America sweetheart for Yeah.
Speaker 1: What about you, like, would you have to juice if
Speaker 1: you started? I mean we I think this comes up
Speaker 1: a lot. Would you if you was going? Would you?
Speaker 3: I think a former me was fully committed to if
Speaker 3: it starts to go, I'm getting rid of it.
Speaker 1: I'll commit. But now seeing what they can do, they
Speaker 1: can do pretty unty, crazy, pretty solid.
Speaker 3: I watched a video that Tracy McGrady posted on his
Speaker 3: own page where he got his hair restored and Eric,
Speaker 3: he's looking good man and he had lost it gone
Speaker 3: and he was holding on tight, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like he wasn't doing it cool.
Speaker 1: He didn't shave it. He was like, it's funny though,
Speaker 1: but you can just shave your head bald and you're
Speaker 1: and you're good to go. But but yeah, some people
Speaker 1: has great hair though, Like you see Jalen Rose and
Speaker 1: you're like, he made a deal with the devil. He
Speaker 1: had to put somebody under that. That's what you're thinking
Speaker 1: as you're watching the Jalen Rose commentate. Damn that hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, have you ever seen or watched Jalen Rose?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: A clip of Jalen Rose in a black barbershop because
Speaker 3: barbers do not like him one bit.
Speaker 1: Already said because you haven't spend well, No.
Speaker 3: It's because they claim my barber and certainly the barbers
Speaker 3: I've been near. When when we watch clips of Jalen Rose,
Speaker 3: they claim that it is all a ruse, that this
Speaker 3: is like there's something called Beijing which is like a
Speaker 3: darkening spray to sort of get the illusion of a
Speaker 3: perfect hairline. They're saying it's all a lie, and in
Speaker 3: fact he doesn't have the perfect hair we think he does.
Speaker 1: I mean, I juiced one time I was on a
Speaker 1: television show and I had not gotten a lineup before
Speaker 1: I got there.
Speaker 17: That was my fault. And they Beijing I was getting
Speaker 17: on a plane. Yeah, they Beijing me. And it looks
Speaker 17: so good?
Speaker 5: Did it looks I thought you were gonna say, too
Speaker 5: disasters results.
Speaker 1: No, looks great. It's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 3: As long as nobody splashes you with water, you're you're orgeous.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was pretty amazing. It was like surgical. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, would you do it? Would you would be?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Would you go with lebron For now, let's say it's
Speaker 3: Denver championships. But you you gotta go with Lebron's haircut?
Speaker 1: Are you from Denver? Yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah yeah, so
Speaker 1: of course you love your nuggets. I die three or
Speaker 1: three baby? Three talking cameras. Aren't no one trying to
Speaker 1: impress you? If I can remember that, I just want
Speaker 1: to start saying that. Yeah you guys got there's three three?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, yeah right yeah, three three babies.
Speaker 1: Man, this is a big Nuggets nation. I need some.
Speaker 1: I need that's pretty huge. Come one else is gonna
Speaker 1: do it? Tell the joker. I hate that name. I
Speaker 1: would not do it. I would not.
Speaker 4: I just I don't down right now, it's the okay
Speaker 4: bet because me and Lebron are similar. I just think
Speaker 4: he's probably he's gonna pull up with a curl fade
Speaker 4: in fifteen years. I'm gonna be like a father. He's
Speaker 4: gonna be doing stuff I don't want to know. He's
Speaker 4: gonna make some wild choices.
Speaker 3: You can't trust a bald man to get his hair
Speaker 3: back and be reasonable.
Speaker 1: No, he has nothing to lose. Yeah right, he's gonna
Speaker 1: get a Jerry crow for no reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna do that thing where he braids his beard.
Speaker 3: He's gonna get odd, like, come on, bro's inevitable.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I'm not gonna I can't do it. Okay,
Speaker 1: next next quid pro quote, good one.
Speaker 3: Uh you fully learned to break dance right, so much
Speaker 3: so that you you can form those cool circles at
Speaker 3: parties where everybody's standing around rooting, and.
Speaker 1: Not just with black white why black people like go
Speaker 1: where right? Go where I'm getting full respect? Everybody. Everyone
Speaker 1: loves it. They're like that. That's they're like, they're like,
Speaker 1: he's legit.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, but you never get to eat dessert again.
Speaker 1: Ever, not even a question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, breakdance, you're taking breaks.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't. I mean, I like a
Speaker 1: good suite, I like desserts. But that's an easy sacrifice
Speaker 1: really just forever. So let me take a let me
Speaker 1: take a turn.
Speaker 3: In the breakdancercle, which is like breakdancers say, I.
Speaker 1: Go, I got next, and then to do my thing
Speaker 1: and have people go yeah, wow, yeah, I didn't leave
Speaker 1: any crumbs all up right, preuss a b I'm sorry
Speaker 1: something that was, I got it. I don't give a
Speaker 1: Who'll say what blood? Oh crap? There we go, there
Speaker 1: we go. Because I would love to be able to
Speaker 1: like set up, like be like a street busker and like, wait,
Speaker 1: that guy looks like Will Ferrell. And I put down
Speaker 1: my piece of cardboard and I do my thing and
Speaker 1: then I passed the hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I and then I addressed, and I
Speaker 3: never addressed, and I walk away.
Speaker 1: That's that is man. When you say it like that,
Speaker 1: it really is not worth. It's like a you.
Speaker 3: Don't need a donut after that, you're just riding high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you locking in the subway? That's tight. Would you
Speaker 1: be do you think you would be a spins guy?
Speaker 1: Or do you think you would be like a pop
Speaker 1: block guy? But you can do it? Well, you so don't.
Speaker 1: I have it all in my arsenal, But like, what
Speaker 1: do you think you would lean towards? Yeah? Would you
Speaker 1: be a multi purpose well, you know, when you really
Speaker 1: want to wow everybody? What's your big closer? You can
Speaker 1: also prump no or no? Is that not?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can crump? Why not? I would I think my closer?
Speaker 1: I would pop in lock for sure? Yeah? Yeah, God,
Speaker 1: I used to love re run from What's Happening Shore? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I try to do I could get I could get
Speaker 1: the one too, hot. I think you made a deal
Speaker 1: with the devil.
Speaker 5: A lot of popping along it, but I would close
Speaker 5: with a lot of spinning and of course the classic.
Speaker 1: Yeah you gotta yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that video of Jadakiss break dancing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love it.
Speaker 3: Jadakis, who I assume you know, is not someone we
Speaker 3: make synonymous with break dancing, right, Yeah, he apparently is
Speaker 3: actually pretty good.
Speaker 1: He can do he can do like spins.
Speaker 3: And in reverse. He also is doing a ton of
Speaker 3: pull ups on the street. He's going, yeah, he liken.
Speaker 3: He can do the the rings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the iron crossing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can put himself upside down in the rings
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 1: I saw him doing it in a in a in
Speaker 1: a in a trench coat. Yeah, no, he don't.
Speaker 5: I don't think I could do a pull up right now? Jectikus,
Speaker 5: what is Yeah, what's the secret?
Speaker 1: He owns a couple of juice bars, I know that,
Speaker 1: right Yeah?
Speaker 3: And he also I think works out always in tims,
Speaker 3: so maybe that's part of the training.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Yeah, Jakus is juice bars. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got it. I gotta. I'd love to visit those, both
Speaker 1: of them, Both of those locations the Bronx and the
Speaker 1: other part of the Bronx. I'm here. I took an uber.
Speaker 1: This is the finest juice the one Train can provide.
Speaker 1: Did you ever break dance?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I used to. I used to pop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have noticed because every time we were getting
Speaker 4: drunk and we went to that club, that Dominican club.
Speaker 4: You have a really good you have the one.
Speaker 1: Move that you do that I can tell is your
Speaker 1: like it's very light skin, but it looks cool man. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I was a pretty good dancer. And then time
Speaker 3: continued and now, like you know, like just bodies, people
Speaker 3: move their bodies differently than was cool when we were younger.
Speaker 1: That is that, That's so true. Yeah, the base level
Speaker 1: of just dancing has gotten much more sophisticated. I think that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I think it's important you or high, Yeah,
Speaker 5: you could just kind of move.
Speaker 1: Now it used to be like these kids do all
Speaker 1: day on beat. Yeah, you were right.
Speaker 3: Pretty dancer, and now it's like, yo, if you can't
Speaker 3: memorize twenty steps, you're you're trash.
Speaker 1: But I don't.
Speaker 4: I do think and allow me to get on my
Speaker 4: I do think that's what's gonna make America great again
Speaker 4: because I think, and I've said this on here before,
Speaker 4: I think Trump, by the way, no no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, I knew that when I walked in. You
Speaker 1: should see his let me cook here.
Speaker 4: I think America started to go to ship when white
Speaker 4: people stopped dancing. I think that we all felt the
Speaker 4: effects of white people. There's no more sock hops. They're
Speaker 4: not doing They used to do the same dances as us. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then at some point swing like because like in
Speaker 4: the fifties or the sixties there wasn't this white guys
Speaker 4: can't dance. That's like a newer that's when did that happen?
Speaker 4: That's do you.
Speaker 1: Think the whole because I noticed kids, my my son
Speaker 1: sometimes do it not that much, but their friend learning
Speaker 1: the one TikTok.
Speaker 5: Like you see a kid almost like Turett's over in
Speaker 5: the going and then you're like, what are the oh, oh,
Speaker 5: it's the TikTok that everyone's trying to learn memorized. Do
Speaker 5: you think that has made it to where if you
Speaker 5: can't do that perfectly, don't dance at all because you
Speaker 5: don't want to look like a fool.
Speaker 1: I actually like.
Speaker 5: The pressure, like the failure, like the kind of uh yeah,
Speaker 5: the epic fail culture that these kids now they communicate
Speaker 5: through like, oh, look at this video of someone you
Speaker 5: know getting.
Speaker 1: Their nuts smashed and whatever. Like it's always they's they bond.
Speaker 5: Through like sharing, Oh I hate this person because they're
Speaker 5: bad at that.
Speaker 1: Me too, I hate them too. We're friends. So now
Speaker 1: this this like super sophisticated dude, like like these high
Speaker 1: level TikTok dances and if you can't get it down
Speaker 1: but you don't know what stupid So that were leading
Speaker 1: to people just not dancing in general. But he's the problem.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: What's funny is that they they train you to do
Speaker 3: it on TikTok, right that like TikTok, there are tiktoks
Speaker 3: dedicated to showing you how to do it step by step.
Speaker 3: So I actually think to your point, it's becoming a
Speaker 3: little more universal than it was before. Whereas like if
Speaker 3: you didn't know how to if you did, if you
Speaker 3: weren't connected enough to the black community to learn how
Speaker 3: to dougy, you just couldn't dug it or you wouldn't
Speaker 3: touch it.
Speaker 1: Take it back even further, imagine you're like a cool
Speaker 1: dancing guy and then Michael Jackson comes out with the Moonwalk,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I have to kill myself. I'm not
Speaker 1: what am I going to do? Times I remember as
Speaker 1: a kid watching that live the mowalk game change. It
Speaker 1: was I must have looked like a dog caking its head.
Speaker 1: I literally was like, what's happened? What's happening? This is
Speaker 1: the greatest thing I've ever seen? And and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that that's something that has never been done or will
Speaker 1: it ever. At that moment, I was like, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: one will ever learn how to do that.
Speaker 4: But meanwhile, some dude, some dude was in his mom's base,
Speaker 4: some little boy named Usher Raymond.
Speaker 1: Was He was like, I'm not doing it. Was a
Speaker 1: whole war room with Redmon's connecting pictures and graphics, connecting
Speaker 1: silky shoes. One just goes to Reagan with a big
Speaker 1: red question. It's Regan's fault. He brought the moonwalk in. Okay,
Speaker 1: you ensure the loan is our big clone. You ensure
Speaker 1: the liberation of all black and brown people for forever
Speaker 1: going forward, but you never get to be a rich
Speaker 1: white man again. Wow, everybody's free, everybody's free. Your lifestyle
Speaker 1: changes quite a bit, but I'm in a two bedroom
Speaker 1: apartment in your Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Whoa, you're not so much papa anymore.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're a papa.
Speaker 1: You're just pops. Not even I mean, yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: that's a doozy. That's a tough one. I know what
Speaker 1: I would pick.
Speaker 16: You go straight, keep the money, driver, driver, pick up
Speaker 16: some cave on before you schools?
Speaker 1: Wait, were you the one that had the ability to
Speaker 1: make everyone equal but you decided to keep your rolls? Royce?
Speaker 1: That was me. Yeah, but you don't understand. You've never
Speaker 1: been in a role, nor will you because I made
Speaker 1: this decision. Yes, now please take me to my gate
Speaker 1: guarded community. You're smudging the doors. Well, I mean easy,
Speaker 1: I know it, man, I know what you You gotta
Speaker 1: do what you gotta go.
Speaker 5: You gotta say, you gotta make the right choice and
Speaker 5: say no, we're gonna we we gotta give it all away.
Speaker 1: Look out. You're struggling to even do they. I'm more
Speaker 1: thinking about my kids going what ship ship ship? That did? What?
Speaker 1: Call you do? Now? Did what Papa? No more le brons,
Speaker 1: I gotta give all my shoes back? Was the shirts?
Speaker 1: There was there middle ground here at all? Well, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to do the right thing.
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, sure, even I joke, I would obviously liberate
Speaker 4: black and brown people forever.
Speaker 1: Right liston, We'll see. I'm telling you this guy's a cross.
Speaker 1: What is? What is liberation? Really? Are gonna be in
Speaker 1: egalitarian society? That doesn't seem real? Definitely liberation? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a brave answer. It's it's the right,
Speaker 3: the only answer. Will This was so fun, This was awesome.
Speaker 3: Thank you for doing this, Thanks.
Speaker 1: For having me. I love it is there?
Speaker 3: Could you tell the people where they can find I
Speaker 3: know you don't do social media, but is is there
Speaker 3: anything cool that you have going on that you want
Speaker 3: people to know about me?
Speaker 1: Where you're gonna be thrown down some cardboard at the
Speaker 1: Third Street Promenade? Also be a universal CityWalk. You got
Speaker 1: a big drive, got a big drive with my cardboard, Uh,
Speaker 1: busting out some moves. I don't know what. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's happening for me next nothing. There was like
Speaker 1: a movie, but now maybe they won't even release it
Speaker 1: till next year.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Yeah, you won't keep your eye sounds like I'm
Speaker 5: in a real Uh listen, will word spiral?
Speaker 1: Maybe not? Going great, you're on our black Conspiracy theory. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'm honored to be here. So I just want
Speaker 1: to say and congrats on like I said, one of
Speaker 1: our first things we had on the platform, and it's
Speaker 1: it's you totally have this unique voice and it's been
Speaker 1: an amazing thing. Thank you. Great to watch this.
Speaker 3: It means the world to us that you and it's coming.
Speaker 1: And it's bold and you guys speak your minds and
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a great it's it's an outlet we
Speaker 1: all need to have and listen to. So that's so nice.
Speaker 1: I command you guys big time.
Speaker 3: We're really gonna suck it up.
Speaker 1: That. I know that every girl whoever left you know
Speaker 1: what Will Ferrell just said to me and up three
Speaker 1: O this is fake baby. I can't be touched. Who
Speaker 1: guy jokes eighty seven on the GRAM. Yeah I just
Speaker 1: got a Cassie. Yeah, it's got bit is very white person,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I'll be honest. One of my greatest shames
Speaker 1: is that I wore a fitbit during my Comedy Central
Speaker 1: half hour. What are you thinking? Did you get called
Speaker 1: out for that?
Speaker 3: I called myself deeply embarrassed because you just.
Speaker 1: Looked down and were like, what am I doing?
Speaker 3: I said, committed to getting steps, And I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna take it off.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be walking out something. Liar. I
Speaker 1: would have done the same thing. Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 18: It sucks to be got your whiteness kicked in. Why
Speaker 18: don't you just do it?
Speaker 1: So? I just do it with the with the I
Speaker 1: never get the steps. I don't do the countering on
Speaker 1: the thing. It's just it's not as accurate as it's
Speaker 1: not fitbit. You get more steps with steps I would
Speaker 1: rather get. Yeah, he's getting steps right now, look at him.
Speaker 1: That counts. That's fucking that's getting long baby. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: now he's getting thousands. My sprinter arms it blows up
Speaker 1: too fast, too fast to centigrade on my wrist. All right,
Speaker 1: we did the whole thing. We did it. Follow us.
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Speaker 1: Bye, bitch.
Speaker 2: I actually am one point four percent Nigerian African. I'm
Speaker 2: a sister. Okay, babies, Kuala bears are racist.
Speaker 1: Step money the stuffing A can't help Makingduff