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Speaker 3: You can ring my bell, Ring my bell. There it

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Speaker 3: is welcome. Welcome, little mama's and gentiles alike. Welcome to

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Speaker 3: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: And we finally work to prove that Lauren Hill is

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Speaker 1: She's a champion for climate change. She's a real hero.

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Speaker 3: Stop yelling at that lady for not being on time.

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Speaker 4: It takes time to save the planet, and you love it.

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Speaker 1: You don't think Lauren Hill doesn't care about the planet,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, show us that bendole over your shoulder. Let's let's

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Speaker 3: I think they're going to put grits on the outside

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Speaker 4: That would be crazy. Yeah, that would be crazy. It's

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Speaker 4: probably why has it been so stagnant. Nothing's happening in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's look it up. Let's find out when my

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go reconstruction. I'm going a little reconstruction. I

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Speaker 1: that corn dogs? Is that the American thing? Oh? Wow,

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Speaker 3: It says the The Pronto Pup vendors at the Minnesota

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Speaker 3: On June sixteenth, nineteen forty six, Cozy Dog Drive in

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Speaker 1: That sucks. That's awful.

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Speaker 1: I hate it. Could you imagine? Hold bit? Like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, you don't want to go back to that?

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Speaker 1: I think is like an emo record. I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do remember it was a staple at school lunch

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Speaker 3: And were you were you a fan? Were you happy

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Speaker 3: when corn dog Day came around? Or were you like

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Speaker 3: this this fucking No, I was fairly happy.

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Speaker 1: I would.

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Speaker 5: I would a lot of mustard. I'm a big mustard guy. Okay,

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Speaker 5: ketchup is for children exactly, and I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I also feel like it's for white people. I do

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Speaker 1: there's no challenge to it. It's the easiest condiment. It's

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Speaker 1: like entry level. Ronald Reagan try to make it a vegetable.

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Speaker 1: So is that true? Was that a thing he was

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Speaker 5: Now maybe that's a conspiracy too, but I think in

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Speaker 5: to be cheaper for to save.

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Speaker 1: Money on the school lunch program just because of cops.

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Speaker 1: The next time you get in trouble, crack, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be on it. That was an accident. I meant

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Speaker 1: to I meant to do this. The book That's More Speed,

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Speaker 1: that's got Will Ferrell written all over it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, there's something really nice about hearing

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Speaker 5: Uh I said a fact he tried to push through

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Speaker 1: He was probably in heinz pocket.

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Speaker 3: But about Ronald Reagan doing bad things to the black

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Speaker 3: he's like, now we're gonna make white people eat ketch

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Speaker 1: You know what. That's nice. I like that. You know

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Speaker 1: what if we're talking, Yeah, when did Ranch get put on?

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Speaker 1: That's what I wonder a lot, because there was If

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Speaker 5: Ranch was just an exotic salad dressing for the longest time.

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Speaker 5: We're not exotic, but they and this is good. But

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Speaker 1: Was as they made it. It's everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, when did that happen? Because you notice you wouldn't

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Speaker 4: I feel like whenever Hidden Valley, Drop Hidden Valley?

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Speaker 1: That was big? What the who's that actress? She was

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Speaker 1: in Mash She was the voice of Hidden Valley? Really?

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Speaker 1: lips is Hidden Valley in Valley? Wow? In Mash, the movie,

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Speaker 1: It was big. Mash was originally it was a movie

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Speaker 1: I'm right on that. I think I think Buddy were

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the amount of emails of people being like

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Speaker 1: But she became a huge voiceover person, like she kind

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Speaker 1: that we're talking about saucege. Yeah, there used.

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Speaker 3: To be a sort of line of succession. It sounds

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Speaker 3: like of people moving from acting to sauces. You know,

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Speaker 3: like Paul Newman, his whole you have to be in

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Speaker 3: a sauceman. He didn't die doing uh an actor he was.

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Speaker 3: He died being the face of Sauce Newman.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my age, I had the lemonade before I saw

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, wait and then you connected the dots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's the guy from Sting. Wait wait, what is

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Speaker 1: what is this guy? Swedish? Does he do so many things?

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Speaker 1: So well, I'm telling you the Swedes. He might be,

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Speaker 1: though it might be sweets can do everything. Sweeds can

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Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have new merch. We

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Speaker 3: have very exciting merch that we are now selling and

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Speaker 3: it's it's fucking great. We love it so much.

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Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on, you want to tell

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

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Speaker 4: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

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Speaker 4: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

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Speaker 4: which is.

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Speaker 1: Who you are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to ma

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Speaker 1: Well, we have some conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I think we've covered certainly enough about sauces at

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Speaker 3: But we have some conspiracy.

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Speaker 5: I was by the way, I was so my family's

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Speaker 5: was like, do you guys have things that you really

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Speaker 1: Nothing? Nothing, nothing else shattering, like nothing on the level

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Speaker 1: love that you're bringing that up. And I was like, mom,

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Speaker 5: But that spun me off into the drinking of urine,

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Speaker 5: I I went and did Bear Grill's survival show. So

440
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 5: he started expanding it where he'd have I believe, And

441
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 5: so I'm the first one to actually be on the

442
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 5: show with him as a guest, and I thought it

443
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 5: was I kept my runner. I was like, I'm going

444
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 5: to ask him fifty times, when do we start to

445
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 5: drink our own pea, because he's always talking about.

446
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 1: That guy goes pea, He goes peace so quick. He's like,

447
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: I got we'd be we'd be making a lean to

448
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 1: or doing whatever we're doing. I'm like, hey, Bear, is

449
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: now a good time? Should we start drinking on peak? There?

450
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: He wasn't having any of it. He'd be like, a

451
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: very funny yeah, what I'm trying to show you here?

452
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: And I asked him fifty times. I finally watched the episode.

453
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: They didn't include one jokes and I was where you're at, Bear,

454
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 1: who did invite I watched that show for you to pee?

455
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, there's outdoor.

456
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 5: And here's the crazy thing. I would have drank my

457
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 5: own piss. I would have done it, wow, because I'm there,

458
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do the full committed.

459
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 3: I would have but include my joke so that I

460
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 3: was exactly I'm not a psychopath drinking my own.

461
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: They wouldn't include the I don't know what they were thinking,

462
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: Why do you want to make me come off serious? Yeah,

463
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: it's so crazy. It was very bizarre, but yeah, they're really.

464
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 1: My dad was saying, Oh, it was just like really

465
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: simple things like if you walked in the house through

466
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: one door, you had to leave through that same door

467
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: would be bad luck. So if you came in through

468
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: the back door, you had to leave your boys. I

469
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: set that one up even knowing what I was doing.

470
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 3: But you brought up the baby p Yeah, the possibility

471
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,719
Speaker 3: that it cures acne.

472
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 1: We talked to miss pad about this.

473
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 3: I think I talked to uh yeah, yeah, pretty David episode.

474
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 3: But we talked a fair amount with her about this,

475
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 3: and she genuinely believes it to be true. She she

476
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 3: was arguing throughout the episode. This was a real thing.

477
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 5: I went through. Remember in high school, played a lot

478
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 5: of sports, believe it or not.

479
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're looking at mad acne because of sweat, right, well,

480
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: no bad athletes foot So I pee on my feet

481
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: in the shower. Oh no, that worked pretty well.

482
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 3: Really, it would here that the athletes foot.

483
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: Wow heard first.

484
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 3: And was that? Where where did that come from?

485
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: Were you just doing it anyway and created the athlete's

486
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 1: foot because I was doing it from the beginning.

487
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 5: No, I think my mom and I had a discussion

488
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 5: and she was like, I think there's like really good

489
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 5: stuff in your pee. Supposedly if you pee on your feet.

490
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 3: I love that your mom took such a hard stance

491
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 3: against baby PA carrying acne. She's like, some sur you're

492
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 3: being silly. Will don't call me with this foolishness. Pee

493
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 3: on your feet like a man.

494
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: Kind of makes more sense. The pea and then it

495
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: washes off, sure, whereas the baby Pa, as miss Patt

496
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: was talking about, that just stayed on your face all

497
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: day long. But baby P doesn't smell as the thing, right,

498
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: that was her point. I'm a father, Baby P does smell.

499
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: It has a sense. It is about a say, I

500
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: would walk. What about the littlest babies, I'm talking like

501
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: walking talking, No, that's just a person. Sure, but like

502
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: fresh baby it's still it is definitely not as pungent,

503
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: but it is going to have a little Yeah, it's

504
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: got something. What's the taste to it? Buddy?

505
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 8: All right?

506
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: I tried to exquisite. I wish I could tell you

507
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: bear blueing from me. He didn't give me the chance.

508
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 3: It is the most complicated part of the the The

509
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 3: conspiracy theory is the acquisition of the baby P. Right,

510
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 3: because you're not We're not just all you. If you

511
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 3: wanted to cure your acne, I.

512
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: Don't even want to talk about it.

513
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 4: Sure, I don't even want to talk about I have

514
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 4: no idea where I would go, and I am time

515
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 4: stamp it. Yeah, and I'm saying I do not know

516
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 4: how to a You don't have a connect, No, I

517
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 4: don't have a baby P connect.

518
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: You know who does?

519
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 7: The Black Carney community there, that's your go to if

520
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 7: you need. You gotta a stash of.

521
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: Baby Some of the sickest baby be available over here.

522
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: Just babies meet me behind the funhouse.

523
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: Babies that are eating horn dogs before they have teeth,

524
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 3: just the perfect baby P. So you it sounds like,

525
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 3: are not necessarily a believer in this conspiracy theory that

526
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: that baby P could cure your acne.

527
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 5: I look, I felt like it really did help with

528
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 5: the athlete's foot, so I'm more prone to me. But

529
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 5: I don't know about the application part. I. So I

530
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 5: guess I don't believe in it enough to put it

531
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 5: on my feet out.

532
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 4: Well, let me ask you this, would you rather your

533
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 4: own pee? I think that's not a crazy question.

534
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: That's a good question. My own pee on my face?

535
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 4: Okay, but here's the situation, right, You're in the shower, Yeah,

536
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 4: paint a picture.

537
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in the shower. I cut my hands, I

538
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: collect some pea, and I just splash it.

539
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 9: Well, you have to whisper like a like a like

540
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 9: an after like an after shavee commercial, kind of let

541
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 9: it and then like you know when you do with

542
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 9: the hair conditioner, where you let it, maybe pull back

543
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 9: from the water, let it soak in a minute, come

544
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 9: back and wash your face walking around that I.

545
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: Could that I could give a try, give that a

546
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: dry I think I would too, Yeah, because I feel

547
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: like if I had really bad acne, I would be

548
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: at the end of my rope. Yeah, and P would

549
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: start to feel like you know what I mean, well,

550
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: like if you're down bad.

551
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, what part of the the suggestion of even drinking

552
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 3: your pee right your own P is that you already

553
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: have like immunity to the toxins that you've put out

554
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 3: of your body.

555
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: Is yeah, exactly safe for you? Did you guys cover

556
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: this any idea of the origin? Who's the first person

557
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: to ever think, you know, let's take the diaper with

558
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: the baby P and let's supply it.

559
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 4: Listen there, I think it's like a penicillin thing. It

560
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 4: was an accident that right, like he was doing that. Yeah,

561
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 4: ye are gone to okay?

562
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know that we we found the origin,

563
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: the source, the theory, but it certainly we talked about

564
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: this with Ms Pat that it became.

565
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 3: It has become sort of a more popularized thing than

566
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 3: we realized that, Like it's referred to as euro therapy,

567
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 3: where people are in fact using urine as sort of

568
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 3: a way of curing ailments of various kinds.

569
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: Is get some Greek food, take a nap. Yeah, right back,

570
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: we're all out here. There's a lot of good. Yeah,

571
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: you got a lot to be proud of. Yeah like that.

572
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: I know that. I know. Come on, I saw it.

573
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Jesus Christ, and we're partners. I'm a scoundrel.

574
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: What do you want with me? This is the podcast

575
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: where you guys broke up, broke apart? Am I witnessing that?

576
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: What if Will Ferrell? I know, what if I created

577
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: the rift buddy that over the euro joke.

578
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 3: I hate to tell you you're gonna have to guest

579
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 3: host quite a bit more.

580
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: This is going to be out of here.

581
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 10: I don't like that. If I don't like that at all.

582
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 10: There's so much power in that high five. Stop it

583
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 10: don't do that. We both by the way, we've been

584
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 10: planning this. Come on you this morning. When when does

585
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 10: the host takeover?

586
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: When ur the podcast from Langstone? Now it's gonna be

587
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,479
Speaker 1: My papa told me, I don't know what that? What that?

588
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: Why you would have wipen it up a little bit?

589
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: You broaden it. My father told me, my sweet daddy,

590
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: that is funny. Mama seems black, but Papa seems very well.

591
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: I am I am called papa by my kids. You're

592
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: a papa, I'm a papa. Wow. Wow to your point, yeah,

593
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: why god? Yeah? Yeah yeah.

594
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 3: Was that a conscious choice where you were like from

595
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 3: now when I am papa?

596
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 11: Or it just has children gather around, I am Papa

597
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 11: the fire blue bow before Papa addressing me please only

598
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 11: referred to me as Papa.

599
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 5: No, it's a it's a my wife's Swedish. It's a

600
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 5: it's a Swedish thing. So you have you have Mama

601
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 5: and Papa. So the boys just started calling me papa.

602
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 5: So even my son who's about to turn twenty and

603
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 5: be like, hey, Papa, I have a question. It's kind

604
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 5: of funny and it sounds silly, silly, it's very euro

605
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:53,959
Speaker 5: Do you do your kids gyro gyro? Do your kids

606
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 5: ever feel self conscious about about it?

607
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 1: Not one bit? Yeah, so it's already ingrained. That's awesome.

608
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: And they don't because I wondered if they if because

609
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: I've seen him refer to me in front of their friends,

610
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: that would be And I was like, oh, they have no,

611
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: They're like, no, that's that's papa. That's my papa, Papa,

612
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: my papa. My papa made me a sandwich today. Oh,

613
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: my my papa.

614
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 8: I was talking to my papa because I don't know

615
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 8: any black papa's pop, big papa.

616
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: But that was kind of outside. That was Yeah, he

617
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: was just fucking around, I think, yeah, yeah, which was great.

618
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 4: I mean it helped little black kids across the country

619
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 4: put a name on it.

620
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: Oh this is what that body type is. Well, this

621
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: is a guy you could be. Now if I put

622
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: on a silk shirt, this could be something. Yeah, I said,

623
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: it's just crazy because it's a big guy. Silk is

624
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: not the fabric I'm running sure, I think, yeah, right

625
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: now I would be a mess.

626
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 3: Is it the heat, the the the trapping of the heat.

627
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just get anxious anyways, So I feel

628
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: like I would already be anxious because I'm wearing a

629
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 1: silk shirt. I would feel exactly the same because I'd

630
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,959
Speaker 1: be like, oh, everyone can see everything I'm pitting out

631
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: in my shirt, and then I worry they look good.

632
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 1: It may look good for a second. That's the thing.

633
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: In my silk shirt, I think, where are you at?

634
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: I own zero shirts at this point. At this well,

635
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: Olivia bring it in. We actually, oh my god, we

636
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: actually got you. Guys got me a whole warmdrobe here.

637
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: You wouldn't think orange silk would be for you. No,

638
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm wearing that for sure, for in the Boy is

639
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: Mine video. Remember my boys can pull off a silk shirt. Really,

640
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: they're really into fashion. But my my oldest son, he

641
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: was wearing a silk shirt for a music show he

642
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: was doing. He looked great. It was a it was

643
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: a very hairy styles kind of look. Man, God bless it.

644
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: But I'm like, wow, I'm very much in the Do

645
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: you have any he has a shirt, I'm a silk

646
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 1: shirt kind of. I see it. Yeah, it looked cool.

647
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,919
Speaker 1: I was wearing a T shirt, asshole. It's very hard

648
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: doing live shows with you figuring out what to wear.

649
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 1: Silk shirt. The live shows are the best, right, Oh yeah,

650
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: they're there. I we good time is just like that

651
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: because we did the last eight of the Ron Burgundy

652
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 1: podcast live. It just is the best everything you want.

653
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: It's like stand up except I don't know what I'm

654
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 1: gonna say, which is a lot more fun.

655
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 5: Yeah we yeah, right, the tight rope kind of act

656
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 5: of it all and playing off audience.

657
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 3: And also yeah, and I'm sure you feel this. We

658
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 3: we do so much of this in a vacuum where

659
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 3: we're like, he thinks it's funny.

660
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. We're having fun together. But but

661
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: people have been listening, yeah into it. Yeah they're they're

662
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: wearing our bad clothes and they're they're chiming in on

663
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: our weird rifts that we don't even remember. Half the

664
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: crowd is in silk shirts, and.

665
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 3: You're not coming out if you, if you're brave enough,

666
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 3: put on some silk, yourself treating yourself to some silk.

667
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 3: If you wearing silk, are you wearing extra deal in it.

668
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 3: I'm putting it on thick to begin with. I'm not

669
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 3: I'm not needing to double down.

670
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 1: I now in my head, I'm like, there's nothing worse

671
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: than a smelly guy and oh no, that's a nightmare. Yeah,

672
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: sounds terrible. That's as close to a trash bag as

673
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: a human can be. Is a smelly man in silk?

674
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: You are a walking hafty.

675
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 5: I remember having a costume and something where the wardrobe

676
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 5: person had and I can proudly say, luckily, I don't

677
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 5: suffer from too much body odor.

678
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: In fact, I've been blessed with very little good But

679
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: are you smell? You smell neutral?

680
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 3: Which is yeah, okay, Jesus Christ.

681
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: That's a conspiracy right there. That was that was that

682
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: was like a that was like a ghost. Yeah. I

683
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: didn't like it. Let's just keep our hands off the trigger.

684
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: But I remember there was some sort of special sweater

685
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: and it stunk at the end of the day and

686
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: I was like, this is I swear this is not me?

687
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: And it was. And it was the material in the

688
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 1: sweater anyway, No, I get it. Maybe it was I

689
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what my win is.

690
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 3: You know, those classic silk sweaters that everybody's wearing.

691
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: I had some corduroy pants that got stinky on me.

692
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: I didn't wear him for a season, and then I

693
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: put him back on and I didn't know. I was

694
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: on the way to a show and I didn't know

695
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 1: I was in the uber, like why do I smell

696
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: so bad? And then I googled smelly corduroy and that's

697
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: the thing. Also a Detroit rapper, very famous Detroit rap

698
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: for Detroit. He's not leading Detroit. They give him free coneys.

699
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 3: What do you think about Stevie Wonder being blind?

700
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: That's good.

701
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 3: We had a conversation with Felonious Monos, very funny comedian,

702
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 3: and the question was he suggests and Hold maintains that

703
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder is in fact not blind.

704
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 1: Where are you with this?

705
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 5: Well, isn't it? Isn't it true that he actually can

706
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 5: see shape? He has a little bit of sight. I

707
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 5: don't know or did he lose that. I thought he

708
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 5: was blackout?

709
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think by by pr pitches he

710
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,479
Speaker 3: is a completely you don't see the sun.

711
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: I thought i'd heard that had some limited like like

712
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: I don't know shapes or not, but not even that much.

713
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: But maybe anyway, But would that help anything? You're right?

714
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: But all of the I mean, I had never gone

715
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: down that that rabbit hole before, I'd never even question

716
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: But then the catching of the mics, the shack story.

717
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 1: There's a lot, but I mean, okay, this is there's

718
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: a lot. The boy George in the headlock Wait what story? Wait?

719
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 3: Wait right, yeah, they're right something like that if I'm

720
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 3: remembering correctly.

721
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: He uh, this is exciting. He's had a few. Yeah,

722
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,479
Speaker 1: boy boy.

723
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 3: George tells the story of Stevie Wonder once coming up

724
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 3: behind him at a party, at a party and playfully

725
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 3: choking him, having no direction, no confirmation, nobody in aid.

726
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: He just like puts them in. He's like, you, fucking boy, George.

727
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 12: I don't know your song from the Quiet Game? Yeah,

728
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 12: I got you?

729
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 1: Which I watch? Which? I want watch? Giant what? I

730
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: don't want to spoil it for anyone. Something crazy happened,

731
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: but I don't. I had never heard the Mountain of Evidence.

732
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: It's a it's it's a little listen. I have a

733
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: couple of blinds. Okay, yeah, one, wait, are you legally blind?

734
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: I see shapes baby, that's a that's a good name

735
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: for either a book or an album. I see shapes

736
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: baby baby. Okay, sorry, continue. What I'm saying is blind

737
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: people can do a lot. Yeah. So I did shows

738
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: in Seattle this weekend, highly developed other senses.

739
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 4: This is what happened, ye I did. Thank you to

740
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 4: all the little mamas for coming out to the shows.

741
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: A speaking by the ways, so fun.

742
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: There's a blind guy standing Okay, he wasn't in the

743
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: it was the show's over, ye I said, line up,

744
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: I'll take pictures with you. You're backstage or wherever. I'm

745
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: out in there. I'm out. People can touch me. I'm easy,

746
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: I ain't hard to find. Okay, you know what I'm saying.

747
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm taking pictures. Blind guy over here, but no glasses.

748
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 1: So he's looking at me, not standing in line, got

749
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: a cage. So I'm like, oh, ship, this guy's blind.

750
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: But and are the eyes on focused? No? I know

751
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: what you're you know what I'm saying. I know what

752
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: you're saying. Going every which way, regular, regular bro, wow,

753
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: just just looking in my general direction. So so like this, Hello,

754
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm blind but staring. But there's a line over here. Hi, Yes,

755
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,760
Speaker 1: I'm lately blind. First off, I'm blind. First off. Second,

756
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 1: big fans, I'm blind, big fan cro But okay, here's

757
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: where it gets crazy. I see him, Oh hey do

758
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: you want to take a picture. He says, yeah, let's

759
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: get a picture, comes up, takes that iPhone, big bunk boom,

760
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: holds it out and then he's like, oh, it's probably

761
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: better if you take it.

762
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: But he set the whole iPhone up and there was

763
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 4: no I look, there's no auditory cues.

764
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: And I think that man was blind, so just from

765
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: sense memory of someone, but he how does he know

766
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: how to set it up in the first place. I'm

767
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: saying what I'm saying truthfully, they're very tricky folk and

768
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:44,879
Speaker 1: tricky folk, and that is that.

769
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 4: I think that there's a lot going on. I believe

770
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 4: that he's blind. I think he's just he's aware. I

771
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 4: think that the boy George thing, he smelled someone. He

772
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 4: was like, I smell a twenty four year old woman.

773
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 4: It must be boy Georg, boy George, and he gave

774
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 4: him a because you know, he's.

775
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: Not running up on Quincy Jones doing that well, because

776
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: he can smell.

777
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 3: There is a very iconic photo now, and we talked

778
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 3: about this on the podcast of Stevie Wonder taking a

779
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 3: picture of Michael Jackson in like Michael Jackson is posing

780
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 3: in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Stevie

781
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 3: Wonder is behind the camera looking through the viewfinder taking

782
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 3: a photo of Michael Jackson.

783
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: As a joke. I would do that. That's hard, right.

784
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 3: I just think when people reach a certain level of celebrity,

785
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 3: it's hard to tell when they're doing a bit because

786
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 3: everybody around them is so serious, so everyone around is

787
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 3: like watching this happen and not laughing.

788
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: He did do the hilarious commercial parody on SNL or

789
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: was that Eddie Murphy as where Eddie you got in?

790
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: Where the new cannon? And these the photos are everywhere?

791
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, yeah, I think Okay, listen, I would love it,

792
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 4: you know, I love the long term ruse.

793
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: I would love it if you if you could see

794
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: Stevie just says one day at the Grammys, guess what, everyone,

795
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: I've been with you this whole time.

796
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 3: And the eyes are straight, They're perfect, They're not glassy anymore.

797
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: They're just fucking gorgeous. The clouds have gone. I was

798
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: at an event where Stevie Wonder was the musical act

799
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: at this fundraising charity thing, and it took a while

800
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: for like they needed to set up the stage so

801
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: people were It was at the end of the night,

802
00:46:53,719 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: so like people start leaving while he's playing and I'm

803
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: doing a bit with a buddy like this is Steve,

804
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: why are you You're leaving during Stevie Winter. If if

805
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: he is sighted, he'd he played it really. There was

806
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: no part of him that was like, hey, you assholes, Yeah,

807
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: you rich assholes, like I'm I'm I'm playing here. But

808
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 1: that's what leaves. Don't believe that. I believe that's why

809
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: I believe he can't see, because yeah, he could see,

810
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: he'd have an ego about that.

811
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 5: Because he might even say, how's everyone? I feel like

812
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 5: some of you were leave, Like he'd even like, my

813
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 5: spidy senses are telling me, like people, please stay in

814
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 5: your seat.

815
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: But he didn't. He didn't come.

816
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 3: But I bet there's a part of him that has

817
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 3: to go like, I see you, but I'm not going

818
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 3: to blow my bag by losing it at these people.

819
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,479
Speaker 3: I gotta play it cool, be cool, Stevie, stay calm.

820
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 1: What would it take you guys got to get him

821
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: on the podcast, just point blank him, I'd say, are you.

822
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 3: It wasn't that them just throwing balls at him from.

823
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 1: Doing I'm blind? How many times off the time? Boy Georgian? Yeah, yeah,

824
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna boy George.

825
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 3: Can I present one more piece of evidence to you guys. So,

826
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: and this didn't come up on the the original podcast

827
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 3: with Felonious, but there actually was a video that I

828
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 3: came across pretty recently of a former band member of

829
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder who talks about having watched Stevie Wonder get

830
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 3: into a fistfight with another member of the band. So

831
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 3: basically the drummer and Stevie weren't getting along. He keeps

832
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 3: telling him he's fucking up the drums whatever it is.

833
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 3: The drummer gets pissed and it's like, I'm a fuck

834
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 3: you up Stevie Wonder.

835
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 1: He fully is like, I'm a beat show ass.

836
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 3: I fucking hate you Stevie Wonder, and basically agrees for

837
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 3: the I can't believe he did this, but he agrees

838
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 3: to be blindfolded to say Stevie Wonder.

839
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: Give me the blind Yeah, okay.

840
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 3: He agrees to fight Stevie Wonder blindfolded, and I swear

841
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 3: to God. The person describing this video says that that

842
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder beats the ship out of this drummer.

843
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: Like, doesn't even the guy get that really lends itself

844
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: to being able to listen. He said, the dude couldn't.

845
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: Stevie can handle himself. He can handle it.

846
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 4: But allow me, allow me to kind of yeah, please,

847
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 4: it's dark. He hits him, it makes contact, the sound comes.

848
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 4: I think it's an echo location.

849
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: This is okay. I think I think he's beating his

850
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 1: ass via Son. I don't know he's going to be

851
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 1: super sensitive to movement exactly. You think there's a daredevil left.

852
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: That's what I think is a strategy, because I I'll

853
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: say it, I'm an emotional fighter, as I've gotten into

854
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: fights where my eyes were mostly closed.

855
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 4: Mmm, just like kind of crying and yeah.

856
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: Yeah and done. Okay.

857
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 3: But but what I'll say is that when he describes

858
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 3: the fight, he doesn't describe it as like emotional swinging.

859
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 3: And he says that Steve him and goes try to

860
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 3: move it and like square up, and like he says, Steve,

861
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 3: he never even laid a finger on Stevie.

862
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: Wonder that's crazy. It's either a miracle or he's fucking.

863
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 5: With Maybe maybe Stevie knows how to work the speedbag.

864
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 5: Maybe that's like his when he's on tour, that's his workout,

865
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 5: So he just knows, and maybe a guy's going two

866
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 5: more steps, like one of his handlers, like two more

867
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 5: steps there you go see one and he knows.

868
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: How to respond. Yeah, turn around, man? You does Stevie

869
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: have an earwig? Like like you know, wow, like assistant

870
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: to the president who's like tells you right before you're

871
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: meeting someone that like, right, you met them in Nebraska

872
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: two years ago. That's the mayor of this town. Like

873
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: someone's in his ear yea going, boy, George, two o'clock.

874
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: Put him in the head would be pretty funny. If

875
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: you put him in a head. I bet he's never

876
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: had done. Oh yeah, that's funny. Let's do it. What's up, boy, George.

877
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: Guess who.

878
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 10: That is?

879
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: Stevie lost his ear wig? You gotta find it well out.

880
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: I like, but that's right. Someone someone always on a

881
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 1: little microphone talking to Stevie. Who was in Stevie's here though, Yeah,

882
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 1: that's great, that's what we got. I bet you it

883
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: was Barry Gordy. But now also too.

884
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 5: When you guys were breaking it down, the theory was

885
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 5: that was the dispute that yes, he's talented, but he

886
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 5: became he's more exceptional because he was quote unquote blind.

887
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 5: Otherwise if he didn't have that gimmick, he'd just be

888
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 5: run of the mill musician.

889
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 3: I firmly believe that Stevie Wonder is a exceptional talent

890
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 3: with no question out then no question he is a

891
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 3: top ten objectively, there's no question, right, I will say

892
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 3: that I think the sale of Stevie Wonder is a

893
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 3: lot easier if he's a.

894
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: Little blind boy. Uh, then if he's a.

895
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 3: Fut of Saga Michigan where from right right right, there's

896
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 3: not a lot of heroes coming from Saginaw at this point,

897
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 3: and I think Raymond is the reason he's blind.

898
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 1: Draymond kicked the ship out of that little Yeah, I

899
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: don't give a ship beaty.

900
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 3: I punched first, I asked questions later, and then I

901
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 3: retire if they threatened to punish me for it.

902
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: Who's the Who's the guy? Who's the guy in the

903
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: Warriors that Draymond punched out? Jordan Poole.

904
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 5: Jordan Poole and no one there's a little No, it's

905
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 5: not really a conspiracy. But no one really jumped to

906
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 5: the defense of Jordan pool right. No, yeah, I think

907
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 5: no one really spoke up on that guy's behalf.

908
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 3: I think they just said Draymond, you gotta be right, okay,

909
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 3: But the inside scoop is that guy was bugging the

910
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 3: ship out of everyone and.

911
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: Draymond laid him out and everyone was like, thanks man.

912
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 5: We shut it like because no one was like, hey,

913
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 5: hey Jordan, sorry, that's loved.

914
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: Everyone was like, hey, things happen like that, right. Also,

915
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: Dreamond seems like he's if he's on your side, he's

916
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: on your side. Of course he's dirty to them, but

917
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: like to do it in the house did feel a

918
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 1: little out of character, right right, right right, Steph Curry

919
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: being in the earwig of Draymond Green punching Jordan pulling

920
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: whoa whoa whisper whoa knock him the fuck out.

921
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 4: Also, just to go with our podcast, that actually ties

922
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 4: into the light skin rage. M that is not Draymond's

923
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 4: dog skin tendencies. It's actually Steph Curry's light skin tendencies.

924
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 3: Will your thoughts, I don't wait, educate me here the

925
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 3: light skin rage there, there is a theory.

926
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: The term is beij rage.

927
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 3: There is a theory that light skin people, because of

928
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 3: the sort of.

929
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 1: Like not being fully accep the community, have have al

930
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: so there's something genetically with bright eyes have.

931
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 3: A active ragear brewing inside of us that causes us

932
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 3: to have very h sort of big short shorts.

933
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: Exactly tell you will hold it, holds up? Sure, do

934
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: I shake him? Sometimes I do?

935
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 3: I do, But he gets out of line and somebody's

936
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 3: got to do it.

937
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, no, I can see it. Yeah I can.

938
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: I can see your building up.

939
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

940
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 3: Well you're you're a you're a sportsman. Yeah, this this

941
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 3: feels apt. I think as a question, the n b

942
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 3: A is rigged. It was a conversation we've we've had

943
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 3: a fair amount of.

944
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: Times a lot.

945
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, how how much of a believer are you in?

946
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 3: And it can be sports in general, specific whatever you prefer.

947
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: N b A. I mean to say it's rigged.

948
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 13: Well, there was the the ref situation right with the

949
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 13: one guy who was shaven who got caught betting on

950
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 13: his own game and was figured out how to make

951
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 13: enough kind of innocious calls that would add up.

952
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: To because he's just covering spread. He's just covering spreads.

953
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: So it wasn't like losing or winning a game a

954
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: couple of charges. So that stuff seems real easy too,

955
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: but basketball specifically too. I don't do it in other

956
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 1: sports in the same way. But that would lend itself

957
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 1: to you want the major market teams to always win,

958
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: and as a Nuggets fan, so denver it doesn't, it

959
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: doesn't lead to the conspiracy because nobody wants us to

960
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 1: win and nobody rooting against you. Guys, he with your

961
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: with your your gyro in the center there, that guy's

962
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: made a gyro guy. He's pure genetic material. He's oh yeah,

963
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: he's gone off the road for sure. He is the

964
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: most awkward moving human being ever. It looks so bad,

965
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: But were conspiracy? Does he fake that? The way he

966
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: runs it's and then he blows by you. Well, here's

967
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: the thing. Maybe that. And he also maintains that he

968
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: doesn't work out at all. He's very red at the

969
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: end of the games. Could he lives? Yeah, yeah, right,

970
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: that's true. Sorry, yeah, yeah right. I think he just

971
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: just like sometimes sometimes just it's not graceful to be

972
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 1: a winner. I think it's just he developed an ugly game.

973
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: It's not a pretty shot necessarily or anything like that. Yeah,

974
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: I think it's just he just has that pure Eastern

975
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: block will power.

976
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's the beauty of learning something in

977
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 3: isol relation, right, Like he fucking learned to play basketball

978
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 3: without any of the influence of like social He's just

979
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 3: he's just shooting them in horses mouth.

980
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: A pumpkin into a into a well or something. You know. Yeah,

981
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: I have to crawl down.

982
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 12: And get an.

983
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to. You gotta learn to make a

984
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: candialo bounce off with cobbles, yeah, like yeah, angle, Yeah.

985
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 3: I think he just never he didn't have to look

986
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 3: at Sean Kemp as like an influence of what Semp.

987
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: He was so cools. We live in twelve I was

988
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: We were at a hotel in Santa Monica rewriting ELF, myself,

989
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: Adam McKay and Jon Favreau, and we would we walked

990
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: by this room and there's all these pizza boxes stepped

991
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: stepped up in front of the room the door. It's

992
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: Sean camp stepping out. I might. I'm like, hey, Sean,

993
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: what's not he this this one? He was trying to

994
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: make a comeback with the Clippers. Yeah, and he was

995
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: pizza boxes outside the room. Needless to say, Sean did

996
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: not make the Clippers. I don't think. I don't think.

997
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: But he was in training camp trying to make But

998
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: we were just laughing like, I love Sean camp That's beautiful.

999
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: He's got the big pizza boxes. He's not. He's not

1000
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: how many think he could put down in one He's seventh.

1001
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: There were two larges, two large empty boxes. Damne.

1002
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 3: But I don't know how many consecutive nights that was,

1003
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 3: but that was two hours tops. That was knocked those

1004
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 3: out early, especially because he was working out.

1005
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. He was.

1006
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 3: He's the reason why NBA player always get like fat

1007
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 3: and weird looking this because they're they're burning five thousand

1008
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 3: calories a day.

1009
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: And then when you shut that down, yeah, you're.

1010
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 3: Just eating exactly the way that you ate when you

1011
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 3: without any yeah, without any exer high school football. Sure, Yeah,

1012
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 3: I remember when you were lane and.

1013
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: Lean to mean and then come on, look I was.

1014
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I looked like Reggie White. You know,

1015
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: five you are you are a Lakers fan. You're you're

1016
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: very active Lakers.

1017
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 2: You know.

1018
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 5: That would be the only in the so I grew

1019
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 5: up in with eighties basketball, those Lakers Celtics battles, that's

1020
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 5: the only that's where maybe the conspiracy is true, because

1021
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 5: I could never understand how the Lakers or either team

1022
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 5: could lose by twenty and then the next night turn

1023
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 5: it right back around. But they always say, oh, they

1024
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 5: make great adjustments. What are adjustments? Yeah, I don't really know.

1025
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 5: I don't know either to completely right, Like, what is

1026
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 5: what is an adjustment? Oh, we see that they were

1027
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 5: trying to run this play and now we're gonna we're

1028
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 5: gonna double team this play.

1029
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

1030
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it turns out a bunch of our guys were

1031
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 3: on cocaine last night and now they're not and they're

1032
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: playing way better.

1033
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: Fell Fellas, let's try to cut back on the cocaine

1034
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: and let's.

1035
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 3: Make a quick adjustment with less cocaine.

1036
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: But that always I'm like, oh, did they just want

1037
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: this to go seven games? Because the league want that

1038
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah. But even even thinking about like that

1039
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: very infamous trade that never happened, with Chris Paul coming

1040
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: to the Lakers shut down, David Stern actively shut down.

1041
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: That doesn't feel like a ringing to you complaining from

1042
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: Dan Gilbert, right, the owner of the Yeah, that feels

1043
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: pretty I don't trust David Well, he's gone.

1044
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 3: That's just as an idea.

1045
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 1: I don't any of his dealings with in the NBA

1046
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: I don't. I feel if there was ever an era

1047
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: that it was rigged.

1048
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 3: You feel like the David Stern era feels most active.

1049
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: Here's what I know is rigged, for sure. The player's

1050
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 1: exuberance towards the in season tournament. What are we doing

1051
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: that is so faked? That sh that is so like,

1052
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: this is exciting. Hey, we're all about championship championships. It

1053
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if it's middle of the season or indocia.

1054
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: That was the most hodge podge.

1055
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 5: No, I I just know the league was like Lebron, please,

1056
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 5: can you just say how exciting this is? And he's like, okay,

1057
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 5: I'll do my part. Yeah, I'll say something. I'll say something.

1058
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 5: But then all of a sudden, Kevin Durant is like,

1059
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 5: this is so exciting and he hadn't said anything.

1060
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: And you don't even talk, never once ever expressed it.

1061
01:02:54,680 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. That's rigged. Yeah, that right there was rigged.

1062
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: I think so for sure. I agree with that. So

1063
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: partial rig partial rigging.

1064
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 3: I certainly think if nothing else, we can agree that

1065
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 3: the incentives that they create via the money that these

1066
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 3: players can earn sort of rigs the system right naturally,

1067
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 3: like they're they play hard in the nd season tournament

1068
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 3: because there's five hundred thousand dollars promise to them if

1069
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 3: they win the game.

1070
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: Also to I love the Lakers bench players praising Lebron

1071
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 1: for playing hard so that they could get their five

1072
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 1: hundred k. They won five hundred thousand. But Ad and

1073
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: those guys weren't like, why don't you guys give your

1074
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: five hundred k and split it up with the bench players. Yeah,

1075
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: you're really like, if that that would really that would

1076
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 1: be that would be yourself. But then they're like, I mean,

1077
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: I gotta give it up to Lebron. It's so hard.

1078
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: He gave full effort so we could win. That was

1079
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: pretty cool of him till that we could win. Maybe

1080
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: it just gives over you don't need that money.

1081
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, turns out your ability there you Maybe that's

1082
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 3: maybe that's easy for me to say.

1083
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, Yeah, it's easy for me to say too,

1084
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 1: I don't have any money, give it all to you.

1085
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 3: Maybe give it to two funny podcasts.

1086
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe two guys. You know, one's a father, the

1087
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 1: other one could be maybe they have any day now

1088
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,760
Speaker 1: he could be a five. Yeah, and we have stuff

1089
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 1: we're trying to get in on you know what I mean.

1090
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 4: I'm trying to start a black soap company like every

1091
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 4: other I'm trying to rig.

1092
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: My own sports leagues.

1093
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

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01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 3: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

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01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 3: and it's it's fucking great. We love it so much.

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01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on, you want to tell

1097
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 1: them what we have?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

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01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 4: really fun. We have a two tone hat, your dad hat,

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01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 4: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

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01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 4: the enameled pin with the alien who has a coofie

1102
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 4: on it since my mama told me. And then we

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01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 4: have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is

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01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 4: who you are.

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01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

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01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:19,479
Speaker 3: mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com and we want

1107
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 3: you to have all the sweet stuff.

1108
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 1: So get it. Should we?

1109
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 3: I feel like we we should maybe head to the game,

1110
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 3: should we?

1111
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you think? Let's let's uh, let's hedg

1112
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: the game? Yeah, the game? You want to do the

1113
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: first one? Okay, we got to introduce you. I don't

1114
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: do that. Let me just love that. Let me just

1115
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 1: line up to clear it out.

1116
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:53,479
Speaker 11: You smell good, I feel good and you sing good

1117
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 11: and make love good?

1118
01:05:55,240 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 3: Oh oh, what are you gonna argue with him about?

1119
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 1: No? No, he was wearing a neckerchief. What was that?

1120
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: What was James Brown interview when he's.

1121
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 3: Yes, it's maybe his most drugged out and historically speaking,

1122
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 3: and just starts singing. The lady asked him James because

1123
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 3: they had just been arrested, straight up, like, well he

1124
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 3: had interviewed.

1125
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: It's like the news.

1126
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 3: Okay, he had just been arrested. Uh, and like was

1127
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 3: getting out of jail and they.

1128
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 1: Say, James, what landed you here? And he says, living America,

1129
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,640
Speaker 1: it's pretty great.

1130
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 3: And he keeps interrupting her with more of his arm

1131
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 3: songs than telling her.

1132
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:52,120
Speaker 1: He makes love goodtastics great. He's wearing like rose colored sunglasses.

1133
01:06:52,120 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 1: It's a while amazing our game. Quid pro quote, quid

1134
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 1: pro quote, yeah, h g a u X if you

1135
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: were worried, No, no, no, okay, Pharaoh's a rider. All

1136
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 1: this is by the French, uh, the classy yeah yeah,

1137
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 1: the royal ho Uh. Basically this is uh, it's a

1138
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: this for that quick quick quick. You got it. We

1139
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 1: believe in you. Thanks, man, I really need that. It's

1140
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 1: a this for that game perfect. Just you pick your

1141
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 1: way out of it. Ahead. You're supposed to be my

1142
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 1: perfect pick away fucking for the will Pharaoh. God damn it. Sorry,

1143
01:07:54,920 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 1: sorry man, motherfucker. Obviously we present you an idea that

1144
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: could be great, but then there's a caveat, much like

1145
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: there is a lot of times being a black man

1146
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: and or a woman or anything in America. You're ready, Yeah,

1147
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 1: I think I don't.

1148
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 14: Don't you'll follow along grade Okay, so you get another

1149
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 14: back to back championship for your beloved Los Angeles Lakers.

1150
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:35,040
Speaker 1: But for the rest of your life, you are permanently

1151
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 1: matched with Lebron james haircut. So you have to have

1152
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: a Lebron whatever he is doing. So if it, if

1153
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,840
Speaker 1: it starts to go again, you gotta go again. If

1154
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 1: it comes back even stronger after he retire tires, which

1155
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:50,719
Speaker 1: is what.

1156
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,839
Speaker 3: We think, Yeah, we think he's gonna go to Turkey

1157
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:56,760
Speaker 3: and get it fixed. Yeah it's all done. But okay,

1158
01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 3: but that's that's neither here nor but forever. You currently

1159
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 3: have to wear your hair the way Lebron James's hair is.

1160
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 1: For forever, even if he goes like so, if he

1161
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 1: goes dreads, you go dread. He does that, jay Z,

1162
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: he's not that vain a person that. Having been said,

1163
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep my hair. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

1164
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,639
Speaker 5: Two championships they already got seventeen yeah yeah yeah.

1165
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,799
Speaker 1: And also it's just like he could be doing anything

1166
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:31,599
Speaker 1: with that ship. By the way, Clippers are never gonna

1167
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:36,640
Speaker 1: win one. No, I don't curse, yeah, curse no, Okay, sorry,

1168
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 1: I think they the worse worse yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1169
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 1: I think.

1170
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 3: And I'm a big fan, but I think you can't

1171
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 3: bet on Paul George being the big South George fan.

1172
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:51,679
Speaker 3: The podcast is pretty cool, man, he's actually really Yeah,

1173
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,280
Speaker 3: he's pretty vulnerable on it.

1174
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 4: I like that, okay as a man, But playoff p

1175
01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't believe in him into that.

1176
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 1: I like it. That's how they called me. Playoff Paul George.

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01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 15: I respect you as a man, but I don't think

1178
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 15: you have what it takes listen like a good god

1179
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 15: full respect as a man. However, I don't think you

1180
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 15: can close the deal.

1181
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 4: There's a lot of factors going through all the playoffs.

1182
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 1: I think that you could start strong. I just don't

1183
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,439
Speaker 1: think you're a finisher, and it has nothing to do

1184
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 1: with how you were raised. It's just personal. The podcast

1185
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:35,920
Speaker 1: is great.

1186
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 16: You show vulnerability, you're very you talk about things that

1187
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,479
Speaker 16: other NBA players are scared to talk about.

1188
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 1: But boy, do you not know how to.

1189
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:53,240
Speaker 12: Finish on the court? Different story, that's not it chat George, Okay, yeah, yeah,

1190
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 12: I'm gonna. I'm gonna you gotta keep No, Yeah, I

1191
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 12: think that's a safe bet. I too would keep my hair.

1192
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 12: There's no way I would commit to whatever Lebron has

1193
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 12: going on.

1194
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,120
Speaker 1: Because we all have good hair as the thing. Yeah,

1195
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 1: and yeah, you know, yeah, no, you don't have to

1196
01:11:07,439 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: prove it. Yeah, okay, look what.

1197
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 17: I like.

1198
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:24,599
Speaker 1: That's just like, damn, that caught me. I remember saying

1199
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,320
Speaker 1: to someone, if I ever start losing my hair and

1200
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 1: I'm still being hired as an actor and i have

1201
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 1: to do talk show appearances, I'm gonna start wearing a

1202
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: really bad two pey and then deny that anything's wrong.

1203
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,800
Speaker 1: Don't ask me about my hair. He'll lose a ship.

1204
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,000
Speaker 1: You don't ask me about my hair. Don't anyway, What

1205
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 1: was it like to work on this movie? That's great.

1206
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 1: Thank you. Listen. Sansor Bullock is lovely.

1207
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:53,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's America sweetheart for Yeah.

1208
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: What about you, like, would you have to juice if

1209
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,080
Speaker 1: you started? I mean we I think this comes up

1210
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,400
Speaker 1: a lot. Would you if you was going? Would you?

1211
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:04,280
Speaker 3: I think a former me was fully committed to if

1212
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 3: it starts to go, I'm getting rid of it.

1213
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:09,439
Speaker 1: I'll commit. But now seeing what they can do, they

1214
01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:13,720
Speaker 1: can do pretty unty, crazy, pretty solid.

1215
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 3: I watched a video that Tracy McGrady posted on his

1216
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 3: own page where he got his hair restored and Eric,

1217
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 3: he's looking good man and he had lost it gone

1218
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 3: and he was holding on tight, you know what I mean,

1219
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 3: Like he wasn't doing it cool.

1220
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 1: He didn't shave it. He was like, it's funny though,

1221
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:38,599
Speaker 1: but you can just shave your head bald and you're

1222
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 1: and you're good to go. But but yeah, some people

1223
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 1: has great hair though, Like you see Jalen Rose and

1224
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 1: you're like, he made a deal with the devil. He

1225
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:54,719
Speaker 1: had to put somebody under that. That's what you're thinking

1226
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 1: as you're watching the Jalen Rose commentate. Damn that hair.

1227
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, have you ever seen or watched Jalen Rose?

1228
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:04,639
Speaker 1: Though?

1229
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 3: A clip of Jalen Rose in a black barbershop because

1230
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,680
Speaker 3: barbers do not like him one bit.

1231
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: Already said because you haven't spend well, No.

1232
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 3: It's because they claim my barber and certainly the barbers

1233
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 3: I've been near. When when we watch clips of Jalen Rose,

1234
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,760
Speaker 3: they claim that it is all a ruse, that this

1235
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:28,080
Speaker 3: is like there's something called Beijing which is like a

1236
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:31,320
Speaker 3: darkening spray to sort of get the illusion of a

1237
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 3: perfect hairline. They're saying it's all a lie, and in

1238
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,920
Speaker 3: fact he doesn't have the perfect hair we think he does.

1239
01:13:37,479 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I juiced one time I was on a

1240
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 1: television show and I had not gotten a lineup before

1241
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:44,720
Speaker 1: I got there.

1242
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:51,360
Speaker 17: That was my fault. And they Beijing I was getting

1243
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:56,599
Speaker 17: on a plane. Yeah, they Beijing me. And it looks

1244
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 17: so good?

1245
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 5: Did it looks I thought you were gonna say, too

1246
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 5: disasters results.

1247
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:03,760
Speaker 1: No, looks great. It's awesome. Yeah.

1248
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:07,120
Speaker 3: As long as nobody splashes you with water, you're you're orgeous.

1249
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:12,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was pretty amazing. It was like surgical. Yeah yeah, yeah,

1250
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 1: all right, would you do it? Would you would be?

1251
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:16,640
Speaker 2: No?

1252
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,559
Speaker 3: Would you go with lebron For now, let's say it's

1253
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:25,759
Speaker 3: Denver championships. But you you gotta go with Lebron's haircut?

1254
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:30,479
Speaker 1: Are you from Denver? Yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah yeah, so

1255
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 1: of course you love your nuggets. I die three or

1256
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: three baby? Three talking cameras. Aren't no one trying to

1257
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:51,599
Speaker 1: impress you? If I can remember that, I just want

1258
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:56,439
Speaker 1: to start saying that. Yeah you guys got there's three three?

1259
01:14:56,479 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, yeah right yeah, three three babies.

1260
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 1: Man, this is a big Nuggets nation. I need some.

1261
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:06,880
Speaker 1: I need that's pretty huge. Come one else is gonna

1262
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:10,600
Speaker 1: do it? Tell the joker. I hate that name. I

1263
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 1: would not do it. I would not.

1264
01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:15,799
Speaker 4: I just I don't down right now, it's the okay

1265
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,639
Speaker 4: bet because me and Lebron are similar. I just think

1266
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 4: he's probably he's gonna pull up with a curl fade

1267
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 4: in fifteen years. I'm gonna be like a father. He's

1268
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,400
Speaker 4: gonna be doing stuff I don't want to know. He's

1269
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:26,719
Speaker 4: gonna make some wild choices.

1270
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 3: You can't trust a bald man to get his hair

1271
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,120
Speaker 3: back and be reasonable.

1272
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 1: No, he has nothing to lose. Yeah right, he's gonna

1273
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:36,839
Speaker 1: get a Jerry crow for no reason.

1274
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:39,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna do that thing where he braids his beard.

1275
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:43,440
Speaker 3: He's gonna get odd, like, come on, bro's inevitable.

1276
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I'm not gonna I can't do it. Okay,

1277
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 1: next next quid pro quote, good one.

1278
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:53,599
Speaker 3: Uh you fully learned to break dance right, so much

1279
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,479
Speaker 3: so that you you can form those cool circles at

1280
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:59,439
Speaker 3: parties where everybody's standing around rooting, and.

1281
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: Not just with black white why black people like go

1282
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:07,719
Speaker 1: where right? Go where I'm getting full respect? Everybody. Everyone

1283
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 1: loves it. They're like that. That's they're like, they're like,

1284
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:11,559
Speaker 1: he's legit.

1285
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, but you never get to eat dessert again.

1286
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: Ever, not even a question.

1287
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:25,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, breakdance, you're taking breaks.

1288
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't. I mean, I like a

1289
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:31,360
Speaker 1: good suite, I like desserts. But that's an easy sacrifice

1290
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 1: really just forever. So let me take a let me

1291
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:38,160
Speaker 1: take a turn.

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Speaker 3: In the breakdancercle, which is like breakdancers say, I.

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01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 1: Go, I got next, and then to do my thing

1294
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:56,680
Speaker 1: and have people go yeah, wow, yeah, I didn't leave

1295
01:16:56,680 --> 01:17:07,679
Speaker 1: any crumbs all up right, preuss a b I'm sorry

1296
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:17,559
Speaker 1: something that was, I got it. I don't give a

1297
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:21,280
Speaker 1: Who'll say what blood? Oh crap? There we go, there

1298
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:23,680
Speaker 1: we go. Because I would love to be able to

1299
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 1: like set up, like be like a street busker and like, wait,

1300
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:32,639
Speaker 1: that guy looks like Will Ferrell. And I put down

1301
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 1: my piece of cardboard and I do my thing and

1302
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:36,880
Speaker 1: then I passed the hat.

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01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I and then I addressed, and I

1304
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,479
Speaker 3: never addressed, and I walk away.

1305
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 1: That's that is man. When you say it like that,

1306
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:47,040
Speaker 1: it really is not worth. It's like a you.

1307
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 3: Don't need a donut after that, you're just riding high.

1308
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you locking in the subway? That's tight. Would you

1309
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,840
Speaker 1: be do you think you would be a spins guy?

1310
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,280
Speaker 1: Or do you think you would be like a pop

1311
01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:01,000
Speaker 1: block guy? But you can do it? Well, you so don't.

1312
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 1: I have it all in my arsenal, But like, what

1313
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:06,720
Speaker 1: do you think you would lean towards? Yeah? Would you

1314
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:10,479
Speaker 1: be a multi purpose well, you know, when you really

1315
01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:15,040
Speaker 1: want to wow everybody? What's your big closer? You can

1316
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,880
Speaker 1: also prump no or no? Is that not?

1317
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:17,599
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1318
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:21,800
Speaker 1: You can crump? Why not? I would I think my closer?

1319
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:25,360
Speaker 1: I would pop in lock for sure? Yeah? Yeah, God,

1320
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:31,080
Speaker 1: I used to love re run from What's Happening Shore? Yeah,

1321
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,280
Speaker 1: I try to do I could get I could get

1322
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,240
Speaker 1: the one too, hot. I think you made a deal

1323
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:36,759
Speaker 1: with the devil.

1324
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,240
Speaker 5: A lot of popping along it, but I would close

1325
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:44,720
Speaker 5: with a lot of spinning and of course the classic.

1326
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:48,960
Speaker 1: Yeah you gotta yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

1327
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:52,240
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that video of Jadakiss break dancing?

1328
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love it.

1329
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:57,559
Speaker 3: Jadakis, who I assume you know, is not someone we

1330
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 3: make synonymous with break dancing, right, Yeah, he apparently is

1331
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:02,880
Speaker 3: actually pretty good.

1332
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 1: He can do he can do like spins.

1333
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:07,000
Speaker 3: And in reverse. He also is doing a ton of

1334
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:10,559
Speaker 3: pull ups on the street. He's going, yeah, he liken.

1335
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:12,960
Speaker 3: He can do the the rings.

1336
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, the iron crossing.

1337
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:18,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can put himself upside down in the rings

1338
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 3: and ship.

1339
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:20,840
Speaker 1: I saw him doing it in a in a in

1340
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,800
Speaker 1: a in a trench coat. Yeah, no, he don't.

1341
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 5: I don't think I could do a pull up right now? Jectikus,

1342
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,519
Speaker 5: what is Yeah, what's the secret?

1343
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 1: He owns a couple of juice bars, I know that,

1344
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 1: right Yeah?

1345
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,960
Speaker 3: And he also I think works out always in tims,

1346
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,839
Speaker 3: so maybe that's part of the training.

1347
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Yeah, Jakus is juice bars. Yeah, I

1348
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:51,080
Speaker 1: got it. I gotta. I'd love to visit those, both

1349
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:57,160
Speaker 1: of them, Both of those locations the Bronx and the

1350
01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 1: other part of the Bronx. I'm here. I took an uber.

1351
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:17,600
Speaker 1: This is the finest juice the one Train can provide.

1352
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 1: Did you ever break dance?

1353
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:22,200
Speaker 3: Uh?

1354
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,880
Speaker 1: No, I used to. I used to pop.

1355
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have noticed because every time we were getting

1356
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,880
Speaker 4: drunk and we went to that club, that Dominican club.

1357
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,879
Speaker 4: You have a really good you have the one.

1358
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,519
Speaker 1: Move that you do that I can tell is your

1359
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:37,960
Speaker 1: like it's very light skin, but it looks cool man. Yeah.

1360
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,759
Speaker 3: No, I was a pretty good dancer. And then time

1361
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:46,479
Speaker 3: continued and now, like you know, like just bodies, people

1362
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:50,599
Speaker 3: move their bodies differently than was cool when we were younger.

1363
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:54,400
Speaker 1: That is that, That's so true. Yeah, the base level

1364
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:59,840
Speaker 1: of just dancing has gotten much more sophisticated. I think that.

1365
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:04,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I think it's important you or high, Yeah,

1366
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:05,360
Speaker 5: you could just kind of move.

1367
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:07,559
Speaker 1: Now it used to be like these kids do all

1368
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:09,320
Speaker 1: day on beat. Yeah, you were right.

1369
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:12,360
Speaker 3: Pretty dancer, and now it's like, yo, if you can't

1370
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:14,920
Speaker 3: memorize twenty steps, you're you're trash.

1371
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:15,799
Speaker 1: But I don't.

1372
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 4: I do think and allow me to get on my

1373
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 4: I do think that's what's gonna make America great again

1374
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 4: because I think, and I've said this on here before,

1375
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,200
Speaker 4: I think Trump, by the way, no no, no.

1376
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:32,240
Speaker 1: No, no, I knew that when I walked in. You

1377
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 1: should see his let me cook here.

1378
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,880
Speaker 4: I think America started to go to ship when white

1379
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:45,600
Speaker 4: people stopped dancing. I think that we all felt the

1380
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:50,479
Speaker 4: effects of white people. There's no more sock hops. They're

1381
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,360
Speaker 4: not doing They used to do the same dances as us. Yeah,

1382
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 4: and then at some point swing like because like in

1383
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,759
Speaker 4: the fifties or the sixties there wasn't this white guys

1384
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:03,639
Speaker 4: can't dance. That's like a newer that's when did that happen?

1385
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:04,960
Speaker 4: That's do you.

1386
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:10,439
Speaker 1: Think the whole because I noticed kids, my my son

1387
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 1: sometimes do it not that much, but their friend learning

1388
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 1: the one TikTok.

1389
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:19,720
Speaker 5: Like you see a kid almost like Turett's over in

1390
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:25,400
Speaker 5: the going and then you're like, what are the oh, oh,

1391
01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:28,360
Speaker 5: it's the TikTok that everyone's trying to learn memorized. Do

1392
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:32,120
Speaker 5: you think that has made it to where if you

1393
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 5: can't do that perfectly, don't dance at all because you

1394
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:36,400
Speaker 5: don't want to look like a fool.

1395
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:38,519
Speaker 1: I actually like.

1396
01:22:38,479 --> 01:22:43,559
Speaker 5: The pressure, like the failure, like the kind of uh yeah,

1397
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:47,200
Speaker 5: the epic fail culture that these kids now they communicate

1398
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:50,760
Speaker 5: through like, oh, look at this video of someone you

1399
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:51,600
Speaker 5: know getting.

1400
01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:56,200
Speaker 1: Their nuts smashed and whatever. Like it's always they's they bond.

1401
01:22:56,120 --> 01:23:01,920
Speaker 5: Through like sharing, Oh I hate this person because they're

1402
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:02,400
Speaker 5: bad at that.

1403
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,439
Speaker 1: Me too, I hate them too. We're friends. So now

1404
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:10,840
Speaker 1: this this like super sophisticated dude, like like these high

1405
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,400
Speaker 1: level TikTok dances and if you can't get it down

1406
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:16,920
Speaker 1: but you don't know what stupid So that were leading

1407
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,320
Speaker 1: to people just not dancing in general. But he's the problem.

1408
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:19,600
Speaker 1: You know.

1409
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:22,200
Speaker 3: What's funny is that they they train you to do

1410
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:25,280
Speaker 3: it on TikTok, right that like TikTok, there are tiktoks

1411
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:27,760
Speaker 3: dedicated to showing you how to do it step by step.

1412
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:31,120
Speaker 3: So I actually think to your point, it's becoming a

1413
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:34,720
Speaker 3: little more universal than it was before. Whereas like if

1414
01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:36,479
Speaker 3: you didn't know how to if you did, if you

1415
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:39,439
Speaker 3: weren't connected enough to the black community to learn how

1416
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:42,519
Speaker 3: to dougy, you just couldn't dug it or you wouldn't

1417
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:42,920
Speaker 3: touch it.

1418
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:45,479
Speaker 1: Take it back even further, imagine you're like a cool

1419
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:49,080
Speaker 1: dancing guy and then Michael Jackson comes out with the Moonwalk,

1420
01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:52,320
Speaker 1: and you're like, I have to kill myself. I'm not

1421
01:23:52,760 --> 01:24:00,160
Speaker 1: what am I going to do? Times I remember as

1422
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:06,160
Speaker 1: a kid watching that live the mowalk game change. It

1423
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,320
Speaker 1: was I must have looked like a dog caking its head.

1424
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:14,439
Speaker 1: I literally was like, what's happened? What's happening? This is

1425
01:24:14,479 --> 01:24:19,120
Speaker 1: the greatest thing I've ever seen? And and I was like, Oh,

1426
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:23,040
Speaker 1: that that's something that has never been done or will

1427
01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:24,840
Speaker 1: it ever. At that moment, I was like, Oh, no,

1428
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,400
Speaker 1: one will ever learn how to do that.

1429
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 4: But meanwhile, some dude, some dude was in his mom's base,

1430
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:34,680
Speaker 4: some little boy named Usher Raymond.

1431
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:42,600
Speaker 1: Was He was like, I'm not doing it. Was a

1432
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:49,440
Speaker 1: whole war room with Redmon's connecting pictures and graphics, connecting

1433
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:53,280
Speaker 1: silky shoes. One just goes to Reagan with a big

1434
01:24:53,320 --> 01:25:00,880
Speaker 1: red question. It's Regan's fault. He brought the moonwalk in. Okay,

1435
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:08,880
Speaker 1: you ensure the loan is our big clone. You ensure

1436
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:12,559
Speaker 1: the liberation of all black and brown people for forever

1437
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:16,559
Speaker 1: going forward, but you never get to be a rich

1438
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:27,839
Speaker 1: white man again. Wow, everybody's free, everybody's free. Your lifestyle

1439
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:31,200
Speaker 1: changes quite a bit, but I'm in a two bedroom

1440
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:32,439
Speaker 1: apartment in your Hollywood.

1441
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,719
Speaker 3: Whoa, you're not so much papa anymore.

1442
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:41,960
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're a papa.

1443
01:25:42,479 --> 01:25:54,160
Speaker 1: You're just pops. Not even I mean, yeah, that's a

1444
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:58,000
Speaker 1: that's a doozy. That's a tough one. I know what

1445
01:25:58,040 --> 01:25:58,879
Speaker 1: I would pick.

1446
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:05,599
Speaker 16: You go straight, keep the money, driver, driver, pick up

1447
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:10,080
Speaker 16: some cave on before you schools?

1448
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:15,320
Speaker 1: Wait, were you the one that had the ability to

1449
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:21,920
Speaker 1: make everyone equal but you decided to keep your rolls? Royce?

1450
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:27,519
Speaker 1: That was me. Yeah, but you don't understand. You've never

1451
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:31,280
Speaker 1: been in a role, nor will you because I made

1452
01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:35,920
Speaker 1: this decision. Yes, now please take me to my gate

1453
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:44,240
Speaker 1: guarded community. You're smudging the doors. Well, I mean easy,

1454
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:47,240
Speaker 1: I know it, man, I know what you You gotta

1455
01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:49,280
Speaker 1: do what you gotta go.

1456
01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:52,800
Speaker 5: You gotta say, you gotta make the right choice and

1457
01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:59,520
Speaker 5: say no, we're gonna we we gotta give it all away.

1458
01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:05,400
Speaker 1: Look out. You're struggling to even do they. I'm more

1459
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:14,600
Speaker 1: thinking about my kids going what ship ship ship? That did? What?

1460
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:21,880
Speaker 1: Call you do? Now? Did what Papa? No more le brons,

1461
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:29,200
Speaker 1: I gotta give all my shoes back? Was the shirts?

1462
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:35,960
Speaker 1: There was there middle ground here at all? Well, but yeah,

1463
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:37,040
Speaker 1: you have to do the right thing.

1464
01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:43,320
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, sure, even I joke, I would obviously liberate

1465
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,759
Speaker 4: black and brown people forever.

1466
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:52,160
Speaker 1: Right liston, We'll see. I'm telling you this guy's a cross.

1467
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:55,960
Speaker 1: What is? What is liberation? Really? Are gonna be in

1468
01:27:56,040 --> 01:28:05,559
Speaker 1: egalitarian society? That doesn't seem real? Definitely liberation? Yeah yeah,

1469
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:06,240
Speaker 1: I mean.

1470
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:10,120
Speaker 3: It's a it's a brave answer. It's it's the right,

1471
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:14,320
Speaker 3: the only answer. Will This was so fun, This was awesome.

1472
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,080
Speaker 3: Thank you for doing this, Thanks.

1473
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:18,120
Speaker 1: For having me. I love it is there?

1474
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,240
Speaker 3: Could you tell the people where they can find I

1475
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:22,519
Speaker 3: know you don't do social media, but is is there

1476
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:24,320
Speaker 3: anything cool that you have going on that you want

1477
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:25,160
Speaker 3: people to know about me?

1478
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:30,519
Speaker 1: Where you're gonna be thrown down some cardboard at the

1479
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:36,760
Speaker 1: Third Street Promenade? Also be a universal CityWalk. You got

1480
01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:42,400
Speaker 1: a big drive, got a big drive with my cardboard, Uh,

1481
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:47,080
Speaker 1: busting out some moves. I don't know what. I don't

1482
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:51,640
Speaker 1: know what's happening for me next nothing. There was like

1483
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:53,600
Speaker 1: a movie, but now maybe they won't even release it

1484
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:54,320
Speaker 1: till next year.

1485
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:57,920
Speaker 5: Anyway, Yeah, you won't keep your eye sounds like I'm

1486
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:01,559
Speaker 5: in a real Uh listen, will word spiral?

1487
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:15,040
Speaker 1: Maybe not? Going great, you're on our black Conspiracy theory. Yeah,

1488
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:18,679
Speaker 1: well I'm honored to be here. So I just want

1489
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:22,280
Speaker 1: to say and congrats on like I said, one of

1490
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:24,920
Speaker 1: our first things we had on the platform, and it's

1491
01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:28,160
Speaker 1: it's you totally have this unique voice and it's been

1492
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:30,720
Speaker 1: an amazing thing. Thank you. Great to watch this.

1493
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:33,919
Speaker 3: It means the world to us that you and it's coming.

1494
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 1: And it's bold and you guys speak your minds and

1495
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:39,920
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a great it's it's an outlet we

1496
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:43,120
Speaker 1: all need to have and listen to. So that's so nice.

1497
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:45,160
Speaker 1: I command you guys big time.

1498
01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:46,760
Speaker 3: We're really gonna suck it up.

1499
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:52,400
Speaker 1: That. I know that every girl whoever left you know

1500
01:29:52,479 --> 01:30:00,599
Speaker 1: what Will Ferrell just said to me and up three

1501
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:04,720
Speaker 1: O this is fake baby. I can't be touched. Who

1502
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:09,880
Speaker 1: guy jokes eighty seven on the GRAM. Yeah I just

1503
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:13,960
Speaker 1: got a Cassie. Yeah, it's got bit is very white person,

1504
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:18,879
Speaker 1: isn't it. I'll be honest. One of my greatest shames

1505
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:21,719
Speaker 1: is that I wore a fitbit during my Comedy Central

1506
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:24,360
Speaker 1: half hour. What are you thinking? Did you get called

1507
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:24,800
Speaker 1: out for that?

1508
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:28,880
Speaker 3: I called myself deeply embarrassed because you just.

1509
01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,599
Speaker 1: Looked down and were like, what am I doing?

1510
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,200
Speaker 3: I said, committed to getting steps, And I was like, well,

1511
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:35,080
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna take it off.

1512
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:37,400
Speaker 1: You don't want to be walking out something. Liar. I

1513
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:40,840
Speaker 1: would have done the same thing. Yeah, it sucks.

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01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:50,120
Speaker 18: It sucks to be got your whiteness kicked in. Why

1515
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:51,320
Speaker 18: don't you just do it?

1516
01:30:51,439 --> 01:30:53,519
Speaker 1: So? I just do it with the with the I

1517
01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:56,400
Speaker 1: never get the steps. I don't do the countering on

1518
01:30:56,439 --> 01:30:58,559
Speaker 1: the thing. It's just it's not as accurate as it's

1519
01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:02,759
Speaker 1: not fitbit. You get more steps with steps I would

1520
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:05,240
Speaker 1: rather get. Yeah, he's getting steps right now, look at him.

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01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:09,559
Speaker 1: That counts. That's fucking that's getting long baby. Oh my god,

1522
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:17,120
Speaker 1: now he's getting thousands. My sprinter arms it blows up

1523
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:24,000
Speaker 1: too fast, too fast to centigrade on my wrist. All right,

1524
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:26,360
Speaker 1: we did the whole thing. We did it. Follow us.

1525
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:29,599
Speaker 3: Send your own conspiracies to to my mama pod at

1526
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:32,559
Speaker 3: gmail dot com. Buy the merch, do the thing. That's

1527
01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:33,799
Speaker 3: the whole shebang.

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01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:34,639
Speaker 1: Bye, bitch.

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01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:39,320
Speaker 2: I actually am one point four percent Nigerian African. I'm

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01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:57,280
Speaker 2: a sister. Okay, babies, Kuala bears are racist.

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Speaker 1: Step money the stuffing A can't help Makingduff