WEBVTT - You’re Stealing Pizza and Charging Double

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, by the way, here we go a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>Italian guys playing phone taps. We love, wise guys, Dear Elvis,

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<v Speaker 2>our quirky Italian friend, Antony worked for a pizza place

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<v Speaker 2>that's over at the Amish Market in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know the Amors Market. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>He stops by our store called Graphic Labs NonStop each

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<v Speaker 2>day with food from his pizza rha.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all paid for.

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<v Speaker 2>But we wanted to do a phone tap where we

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<v Speaker 2>say that he's been under surveillance for the past couple

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<v Speaker 2>of months, giving us all this food and we're reselling

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<v Speaker 2>it here for double Oh. All right, So Rich is

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<v Speaker 2>from Graphic Photo Labs and they're going to set up

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<v Speaker 2>their friend Anthony. Scary's going to play a representative from

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<v Speaker 2>a law firm who claims to have these phony tapes

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<v Speaker 2>while Rich listens in a bunch of wise guys playing

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<v Speaker 2>phone taps.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Hello, I'm looking for Anthony.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is him.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Scott Maloney from Burger Schwartz and Weiss. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how can I help you? We're a law firm. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you sell pizza?

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<v Speaker 2>So of course that's what living.

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<v Speaker 1>We have reason to believe that you're taking pizza and

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<v Speaker 1>selling it down the street at double the price. And

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<v Speaker 1>we've spoken to me bringing pizza where selling it down

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<v Speaker 1>the street at the photo lab And you got.

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<v Speaker 2>Me on pape bringing food over there every day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, And we know you're not bringing it down

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<v Speaker 1>there just to photograph your work. What do you not

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<v Speaker 1>take food and bring it over to graphic labs? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you do that? Sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Do you not double the price of the food

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<v Speaker 1>and vend? We have it on tape.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, buddy, what would your life start? Pummel? John?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I gotta talk you while I'm I'm working, So

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to know if you're going to confess

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<v Speaker 1>to this or not. We're going to serve you with

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<v Speaker 1>these papers, sir, serve it to me personally, to my

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<v Speaker 1>faith on a pizza platter. How do you want? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm gonna save you something nice and big. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm my I shove up your you stop the watch

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<v Speaker 1>guy act because he went out with your hairstyle. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let me I know about you people and your kind

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<v Speaker 1>and what you do to get by? All right? Kind?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind am I? I?

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<v Speaker 2>Make pizza for a liver this munch.

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<v Speaker 1>How did I take your Sergio Valente jeans and I

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<v Speaker 1>ring them around your neck? Never only Paris Serjo Valente

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<v Speaker 1>jeans in my life. Buddy, you're from Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 2>Serjo tikini speak Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister maloney, I mean young going to you again, You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be looking at big steel bars.

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<v Speaker 2>What u man?

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<v Speaker 1>You're embezzling money out of Amish Market? Sir? Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you give me an address so I could show you

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<v Speaker 1>how I take the pizza from the Amish Market and

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<v Speaker 1>I sell us the double? How's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you earn an honest living. I earn an

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<v Speaker 1>honest living. I make pizza. What do you think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a pizza man? Okay, we got you, man, we got

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<v Speaker 1>your number. Why you address so I could come over

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<v Speaker 1>there and shove a tapperoni right up your ass? How's that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to stoop down to your level. You

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<v Speaker 1>seem to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. We

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<v Speaker 1>come to the Armish Market on the east side as

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not bring pizza to graphic labs every day?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not bring them chicken palm and meatballs and

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<v Speaker 1>all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you come up visit you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna toss you around like a piece of dope.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, come on, come on, I'll stretch you like

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of what's itel forget about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wipe your face all over the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm breaking you down. You're breaking me down. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're gonna tell the truth right here and now.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you walk? Come on, come on, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, come on, come on, stop talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Show me some actions.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I sell pizzas, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Sell my soul.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'll tell you who does sell their soul, Richie,

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is a phone tap? What, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>bit and we got you good buddy, stupid? Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, wait till I go over there later.

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<v Speaker 1>When you come down a phone tap. This phone tab

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<v Speaker 1>was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants the

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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