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Speaker 4: who's been naughty and what's been nice. Who knows we
Speaker 4: know when you're awake. I always thought that was a
Speaker 4: creep creepy song, right.
Speaker 1: It is a creepy song. He knows when you're sleeping,
Speaker 1: he knows when you're awake.
Speaker 4: That is creepy guy in the north Port, it's like,
Speaker 4: you know, it's like the guy in the closet under
Speaker 4: the bed, Like I know, I know if you've been good,
Speaker 4: I know what.
Speaker 5: You did there.
Speaker 1: I know what you've been doing in that bedroom of yours.
Speaker 3: I hope not know you've been doing it in the shower.
Speaker 1: I definitely hope not that.
Speaker 3: Seriously, Well, anyway, welcome to Slice Time. This is the
Speaker 3: companion podcast to the Brooklyn Boys. And Yeah, let's see
Speaker 3: who did their homework.
Speaker 4: We gave homework assignments in Episo three oh five where
Speaker 4: we said, let us know what you think about this
Speaker 4: and this and this last episode of Sliced Time, you
Speaker 4: guys were very good.
Speaker 1: You answered all our questions.
Speaker 4: So let's hopefully it'll be a little less fighting, yes,
Speaker 4: and a little more answering and sponsor responding, a lot.
Speaker 1: Of more kum ba ya moments. Okay, that would be great.
Speaker 1: You know, a little bit of bitterness is okay. It
Speaker 1: does make it a little bit more fun, I have
Speaker 1: to say. But uh yeah.
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Speaker 6: So Hi, Brooklyn boys, it's Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx.
Speaker 6: About the dinner, girl, Yeah, no, the guy was right.
Speaker 6: Three dollars is ridiculous for cheese. I wouldn't have picking either.
Speaker 6: It's the principle of the matter. I don't care if
Speaker 6: I want to date. That's wild. On the other hand,
Speaker 6: I'm not ordering the cheap thing just because I want
Speaker 6: to date either. I'm going to order what I want,
Speaker 6: and I do want the Bronzino. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 6: I don't want the filet. I want the whole Bronzino.
Speaker 6: I'm not changing the way I order because I'm assuming
Speaker 6: I'm helping you pay for this meal.
Speaker 1: Wow, she's on both sides of the fence of that one.
Speaker 4: Okay, but I she's helping her pay for the meal though, right,
Speaker 4: I don't know what percentage of women go on dates,
Speaker 4: first dates and expect to pay for half the meal.
Speaker 1: I like that attitude. Well, she agrees with you on
Speaker 1: the cheese and me on the bronzino.
Speaker 4: So no, no, she agreed with me on the bronzino
Speaker 4: in that she thought she was going to pay half.
Speaker 4: You think that regardless of who's paying, she should order
Speaker 4: the bronzeno.
Speaker 3: But she shouldn't lessen her meal just because she should
Speaker 3: be eating if she wants to pay.
Speaker 4: I think if you know you're not paying, if you're
Speaker 4: letting the other person pay for dinner, you should be
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 1: Humble on your own. Like a pigeon. I like it.
Speaker 1: I like a girl getting there. Whoa what is pigeon
Speaker 1: called a pheasant? No? What is it? Pasange?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: What's the friend? Is a French word for pigeon? There's
Speaker 4: like a fancy Oh squab? Yes, which is fancy for pigeon?
Speaker 1: Order the squab?
Speaker 6: Squatting Again about the hinge situation, This girl is doing
Speaker 6: the most. You're making a big deal for no reason. Scary,
Speaker 6: It's not the same thing. If you want to spend
Speaker 6: a lot of money on a bronzino because it's a
Speaker 6: good meal and a good fish, that's different. That's quality.
Speaker 6: To spend three dollars on a piece of shit slice
Speaker 6: of American cheese. Get the fuck out of here. No, yeah,
Speaker 6: you heard it, knows where he should be spending his
Speaker 6: money on, and she is wrong.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's my girl, right there, Get the fuck out
Speaker 4: here with three dollars.
Speaker 6: Absolutely etiquette when you're going on a date and being
Speaker 6: a gentleman and treating the girl properly. However, it is
Speaker 6: also etiquette and treating the other person like a human
Speaker 6: being and not writing them off completely for the dumbest
Speaker 6: shit because you want to be bougie. If you want
Speaker 6: to be bougie, that's fine, but that's definitely not the
Speaker 6: gentleman for you, and you could have handled it differently.
Speaker 6: The least she could have done was pay for his
Speaker 6: food after bouncing from the table and leaving him there.
Speaker 6: That's so rude, all right.
Speaker 4: She did pay for his food. She did pick up
Speaker 4: the whole table in case she didn't remember she said
Speaker 4: what she said.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Brooklyn boys, it's cut and from be sure.
Speaker 9: I have to call because every time I hear this
Speaker 9: ad done by Garrett on The Big Show about a
Speaker 9: rubica beans. He's talking about some coffee company, which I'm
Speaker 9: sure is delicious, but it's a rabbica.
Speaker 1: It is, right, am I? Right?
Speaker 8: I think I'm right it's not.
Speaker 9: But it's on a syndicated commercial for Okay, so that
Speaker 9: ended and I wasn't making attention, so I didn't know
Speaker 9: that it ended. But yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a rabbica.
Speaker 8: Not a ribicu it is.
Speaker 9: But who didn't do their job and check this before
Speaker 9: they tak it out?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 9: Just something to think about.
Speaker 1: It is a rabbit.
Speaker 4: People have to touch that it is a rabbita the
Speaker 4: person who recorded it, the person who loaded it, the
Speaker 4: person who proved it. Yeah, so, and the salesperson who
Speaker 4: sold that revenue that advertising should have heard it and,
Speaker 4: come to think of it, scary.
Speaker 1: Uh you should have heard it when I when I
Speaker 1: worked there. Oh no, I heard it. I heard it.
Speaker 1: I heard it, and we've.
Speaker 3: Explained it to Garrett and it has still not been corrected.
Speaker 1: So that could be on the production people down the hall.
Speaker 3: Maybe he corrected it and they didn't put the right
Speaker 3: commercial cut number in. I will revisit that one in
Speaker 3: the morning. Thank you so much for your feedback.
Speaker 4: But that's that is Embarrassing's not a national commercial, by
Speaker 4: the way, most likely it's Jessey one hunter correct still important.
Speaker 5: Where the fuck is our boy?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 5: About that?
Speaker 1: Hey? Where the fuck is the trucker?
Speaker 5: And I kind of miss annoying ass upstate Ariel from
Speaker 5: Upstate right fucking talk shit to her. I can't believe
Speaker 5: I'm saying that, but anyways, answer from upstate. Also, Kelsey
Speaker 5: from Texas Boys is sexier that a fuck Jesus correct
Speaker 5: talk to me baby.
Speaker 3: Sounds like she can make some extra coin. Talking to
Speaker 3: him privately.
Speaker 4: I like that's he's into Texas and upstate New York
Speaker 4: and he's gotta love hate thing going.
Speaker 1: On with Ariel. He's like, Oh, I talked shit to her,
Speaker 1: but I'm kind of miser Wow, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: just thought of something.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should start our OnlyFans audio only where we
Speaker 3: just talk sexy to listeners for both of us for
Speaker 3: a price.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with what voices? With my voice? My voice is smooth?
Speaker 1: Or we're not making any money off your voice? My friend? Yeah,
Speaker 1: people say I got a sexy voice.
Speaker 4: You sound like if I'm benson Hurst, Brooklyn, no one's
Speaker 4: buying that ship. Well that's when I yell when I
Speaker 4: get loud, but same. I wonder if if people would
Speaker 4: pay a premium, I can make extra money here. This
Speaker 4: is my side hustle because I said I would never
Speaker 4: do any nudity, So thank you foret to the Lord,
Speaker 4: and I'm no fee picks.
Speaker 1: Well women, they like feed picks on women. But listen,
Speaker 1: can we do I do you and I do cameos?
Speaker 4: People can pay for us to film a video and
Speaker 4: say whatever they want, and nobody's hiring us right now,
Speaker 4: So now you want to just.
Speaker 1: Do audio only they could get audio and video. No,
Speaker 1: we could like we could like have like a sex
Speaker 1: talk session.
Speaker 4: I don't know where, Like we talked to them when
Speaker 4: they want us to talk provocatively for they send us
Speaker 4: a message and say say this and then we say it.
Speaker 1: No, it would be live live chat the fuck out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 5: Andrew Upstate, all right, you raised my last talk bag,
Speaker 5: one mischief trucker. I sent a talks bag she fucking
Speaker 5: sends to Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Never mind, you know, I was about to say they
Speaker 3: were all featured on the last size time. I don't
Speaker 3: know where Andrew was, but he obviously didn't get through
Speaker 3: the whole thing, because I think the trucker was on
Speaker 3: last Juan Valdez was made his appearance at the very
Speaker 3: end all right here we are.
Speaker 10: All right, hey fellaslyn here, I want tom one. Yes,
Speaker 10: I am from your neighborhood. I'm from Brenton Hurst.
Speaker 1: Ye nice, So couldn't this way exactly?
Speaker 10: The infinite thing?
Speaker 7: Let me just clarify.
Speaker 10: The modem gets full speed, which is the part in
Speaker 10: your house. The router is what distributes the signal to
Speaker 10: your phones. It's your devices that's not using or utilizing
Speaker 10: the full capability of your router. So that gentleman is correct.
Speaker 10: And the fiber optic only runs from on the streets,
Speaker 10: from the power lines to your motem in your house,
Speaker 10: and then your motem is connected to a router which
Speaker 10: distribute to your signal. You can plug directly into your motem,
Speaker 10: but if you want Wi Fi, you need a router.
Speaker 10: That's what you just bought, which was like four hundred bucks.
Speaker 10: Onto the next thing. The thing about the date with
Speaker 10: the guy with the cheese and all that. I happen
Speaker 10: to agree with scary No, in the sense that you're
Speaker 10: on a first date, you pick where you go, you
Speaker 10: prepared for anything. But she wasn't saying that he was
Speaker 10: complaining about his bronzeno. He was complaining about the freeologies
Speaker 10: now for sake of looks, I agree with Scary that
Speaker 10: that looks petty. It looks like three dollar cheese. Now,
Speaker 10: is it a ripoff? Absolutely, of course it is. This
Speaker 10: is your long term girlfriend by all means, you know,
Speaker 10: fuck the cheese exactly, it's not. It's just, you know,
Speaker 10: it's a first and the top of all, she's completely
Speaker 10: entitled to see the guy how she wants to see him.
Speaker 8: Correct.
Speaker 10: Maybe she doesn't want to be petty with him, and
Speaker 10: maybe she's got her own money and she's worried that,
Speaker 10: you know, dating this guy, he's gonna be looking at
Speaker 10: every little thing.
Speaker 1: Oh two dollars for this, thank you, Vinny.
Speaker 10: You know two sixty five for guaca Chipotle is too
Speaker 10: much or whatever. I wouldn't want to deal with a
Speaker 10: guy like that or a girl like that, thank you.
Speaker 10: You know that's a guy. Sorry about the four in
Speaker 10: a row.
Speaker 3: Nope, I loved it, best sider row we ever had.
Speaker 3: That guy speaks a lot of them. At the best
Speaker 3: it was you agree with him, That's why you think
Speaker 3: it's the best.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 4: By the way, if I went on that date with
Speaker 4: that girl and forget about the cheese, because I wouldn't
Speaker 4: have asked the price how much the cheese was, because
Speaker 4: I just wouldn't like how much could it be? That's
Speaker 4: gonna break me? But I would definitely go home and
Speaker 4: tell my boys. I took this girl out, showed the
Speaker 4: fucking Bronzino absolutely out of the question, like why is that?
Speaker 4: Tell my wife? I would like tell my wife immediately
Speaker 4: like this girl is.
Speaker 1: No, but why is it?
Speaker 3: I still understand what's out of the ordinary. You went
Speaker 3: to dinner, You bought her dinner. She ordered something off
Speaker 3: the menu. No, no, she ordered something off the top
Speaker 3: of the menu. Once again, there's no dinner is dinner.
Speaker 3: Let the girl eat, let her pick out her entree.
Speaker 1: What the five just think it's tacky. Let's move on.
Speaker 11: We've killed this thing already, Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
Speaker 11: children of all ages.
Speaker 12: The BBP probably brings to you it's two greatest podcasters.
Speaker 11: In the world, Scary the bougie bastard Jones David the
Speaker 11: chief bastard Brodie. I good with money boys podcast And
Speaker 11: of course if you're not down with that, and we
Speaker 11: got two words for you, suck it.
Speaker 1: I like your enthusiasm. By the way, I haven't heard
Speaker 1: my name on this podcast in a while. My first name.
Speaker 1: But again, I'm not cheap, I'm good with money. I
Speaker 1: spend it wisely.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was good Brooklyn boys. Ben from the Bronx
Speaker 13: Brooklyn now currently Upstate. Oh, scary, scary, scary. I'm a
Speaker 13: big fan, brother, but you lost your mind with just
Speaker 13: date shit. Homegirl was definitely in the wrong, and I'm
Speaker 13: glad she got up and paid that bill because if
Speaker 13: not wanting to put a three dollars slice of cheese
Speaker 13: on a fucking burger, it's a red flag and pie
Speaker 13: stout bitch.
Speaker 8: Definitely don't want to see that again.
Speaker 1: Thanks Ben here again.
Speaker 13: Also, it's not like he wasn't going to pay the
Speaker 13: bill unless she just left that part out, But she
Speaker 13: made no inclination of him saying he wasn't going to
Speaker 13: pay the bill or they had to go Dutch. So
Speaker 13: he's already paying for her expensive ass friends, you know,
Speaker 13: so why does it matter what the fuck he's I
Speaker 13: think Scary unlocked a new level of bougie douchebaggery without being.
Speaker 1: On the side of her wrong. Thank you last one.
Speaker 8: I'm scary.
Speaker 13: I was on your side with the whole Instagram pictures
Speaker 13: with Jada. I don't think we need to unfriend her
Speaker 13: because you were already following her from when she was
Speaker 13: a kid, and it's not your fall.
Speaker 14: She grew up.
Speaker 13: I mean, that's what she's gonna do. But you saying
Speaker 13: that her picture is a thirst trap doesn't help your case.
Speaker 1: That makes it seem like you're looking at it now.
Speaker 8: As if you know that's a thirst trap.
Speaker 13: Maybe she was just posting this anstant kid on the beach.
Speaker 1: I call it like I say it. You didn't see
Speaker 1: the picture I saw, so you can't really judge. We
Speaker 1: hold on. I just left three calls. Best three calls
Speaker 1: in her own. I knew you were going to say that,
Speaker 1: no four calls. Here's his fourth.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry I.
Speaker 13: Promised last one.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 13: Maybe I'm on my own, But I actually like the
Speaker 13: the uh slights fighting. It's entertaining as long as its
Speaker 13: all in good fun. A couple of jokes here and there,
Speaker 13: that's hurt nobody. Also, where's a cowboy trucker in Ragelle, California?
Speaker 13: An Angels lawyer and the guy from Oklahoma?
Speaker 1: Where's he at?
Speaker 3: Where's the guy the man of a Million voices? Where
Speaker 3: have you disappeared to Omaha, I hope those guys are okay,
Speaker 3: because I do miss them when they don't call in.
Speaker 1: I think he's a they them. What do you think
Speaker 1: definitely in this particular cases, have they them going.
Speaker 13: Here?
Speaker 1: We come over here?
Speaker 12: Garry Brody rock and Steve from the Bronx fuck Reggie
Speaker 12: laughed out last call him about the fish episode three
Speaker 12: hundred and.
Speaker 8: Four and the cheese, or I should say the cheese.
Speaker 1: You know he was obviously intended to pay. It was
Speaker 1: a date.
Speaker 8: I don't think she should have walked out. That was
Speaker 8: messed up.
Speaker 1: Maybe because he, you know, want to make sure enough money.
Speaker 1: Then might look like a bigger dick when he has
Speaker 1: enough money.
Speaker 8: I think she was in there. So let's sing a
Speaker 8: little song.
Speaker 1: Chow for now? All right, thank you rocking Steve. What
Speaker 1: where's the song?
Speaker 6: That was it?
Speaker 1: No, he didn't do a song. He was just rhyming,
Speaker 1: rhyming and design. Don't promise the song off. I'm not
Speaker 1: getting a song.
Speaker 16: I mean, hey, yo, Brooklyn boy, what it's your boy?
Speaker 16: Asian Mike, it's been a while. I'm gonna cover episodes
Speaker 16: two ninety seven or up. So Brody, you were talking
Speaker 16: about the benson Hurst Facebook group that you made a
Speaker 16: post in and it got deleted.
Speaker 8: Well, let me tell you something about those.
Speaker 16: I wasn't a bunch of Rose Benson her Facebook group
Speaker 16: and they all ran by a bunch of tools. And
Speaker 16: for that very same reason, I created my own bench
Speaker 16: Hurst Facebook group and a really funny story. Let me continue. Yeah,
Speaker 16: so part two. So I created a Facebook group. It
Speaker 16: used to be called Brooklyn Facebook Group for ages twenty
Speaker 16: five and up till not a douche and then uh,
Speaker 16: and then it got renamed to South Brooklyn Knights. And
Speaker 16: I actually made a post about your podcast the podcast
Speaker 16: in the group, and it got many likes, and I
Speaker 16: tried to get you to join our group, and I
Speaker 16: had a conversation with you and Twitter continuing Part.
Speaker 1: Three, Part three coming up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so we had the exchange on Twitter.
Speaker 16: Actually, bro, Yeah, I asked you to join the Facebook
Speaker 16: group and then you replied back saying that you don't
Speaker 16: do Facebook groups, but yeah, check us out.
Speaker 8: South Brooklyn Nights were a bunch of chill people, you know.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 16: So yeah, and the Twitter exchange was back in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 16: and I'm the profile pick with the gangster panda.
Speaker 1: You remember that, right, Brody.
Speaker 4: Thanks, I'm gonna have to say no on that, but
Speaker 4: I do remember you asking me to join the Facebook group.
Speaker 4: It's not that I don't join Facebook groups. I don't
Speaker 4: join Facebook groups with people know where I used to work,
Speaker 4: because then it gets weird and then they start friendly requesting, and.
Speaker 1: You know I'll join it, though I gladly I have
Speaker 1: no shame.
Speaker 4: Because you you have a you have a fan page
Speaker 4: you're gonna join with. You're not gonna join your private page,
Speaker 4: all right, maxed out. Nobody can friend you because you
Speaker 4: have you have five thousand friends or whatever.
Speaker 3: More comments from episode three oh five, Lady, I can't
Speaker 3: help you with your box.
Speaker 8: Here you part four.
Speaker 16: So yeah, bro, you're talking about the restaurants serve the
Speaker 16: four D and three D Low Main that's located in Chinata, Manhattan,
Speaker 16: that you go to, and you're talking about the Overflow
Speaker 16: restaurant across the street. Actually the Overflow restaurant it's just
Speaker 16: on the same block, a few steps down and near
Speaker 16: the corner, is called hop Key and it's the exact
Speaker 16: same food and Helmi from Brooklyn in the Bronx where
Speaker 16: you've been girl, you sound like you're doing a talk
Speaker 16: back from out of your meet time room.
Speaker 8: I feel you. I'm doing that same thing. Finds me time?
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? What's me time? I don't know that's
Speaker 1: a massage? Meantime? Is that an app? I guess it is.
Speaker 1: I'm wow behind behind the curve on this one. I
Speaker 1: have no idea what meat time is.
Speaker 4: But like hopkey is fantastic. He's one hundred sent rich
Speaker 4: right across the street.
Speaker 17: Okay, hey, book the boys.
Speaker 18: Jamie Finqueen's here.
Speaker 6: Here are you?
Speaker 18: Totally got scammed by that guy with the SOB story
Speaker 18: asking for money. He claims he doesn't have any cash
Speaker 18: or credit cards to buy a ticket to where he's going,
Speaker 18: So does that mean he didn't eat during that supposed
Speaker 18: to double shift he worked, because if he can't buy
Speaker 18: a ticket to wherever he's going, then he can't buy
Speaker 18: food to eat on a break during the double shift
Speaker 18: he's supposedly worked. Jamie kin queens against My dad used
Speaker 18: to see a guy on the train in Manhattan who
Speaker 18: would ask for money so he get something to eat.
Speaker 18: He would give this SOB story about how he's sick
Speaker 18: and he's dying and he only has six months to live.
Speaker 18: And would someone be caring enough to give him money
Speaker 18: so he can get a meal. Well, my dad saw
Speaker 18: the guy two years later and he was still dying
Speaker 18: and only had six months to.
Speaker 1: It's a miracle.
Speaker 4: It's a Christmas miracle. It's a good old fashion Christmas miracle.
Speaker 4: But he outlived a diagnosis. Well, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's pretty wild, right, mm hmm.
Speaker 4: By the way, I told YEP, I told that story
Speaker 4: to Spruce and he said, oh no, my dude got scammed.
Speaker 4: I think he wants to come on and discuss you're
Speaker 4: getting scammed.
Speaker 3: Yes, And in case you're wondering what we're talking about,
Speaker 3: it's a guy who knocked on my window.
Speaker 1: And dude, people heard episode three oh five. No, you can't.
Speaker 4: You can't assume this is the voicemail episode about three
Speaker 4: oh five. Okay, you didn't hit three o five and
Speaker 4: you're listening to this, get.
Speaker 1: That hell out of you. Go listen through it. Don't
Speaker 1: chase them away.
Speaker 4: No, I want you to go listen to three o five.
Speaker 4: It was a great episode and.
Speaker 1: Come back here. All right, all right, I'm not gonna okay,
Speaker 1: I won't spoil it.
Speaker 4: This is like this episode is like reading the movie
Speaker 4: review without all that one I watched in the movie right,
Speaker 4: all right, point.
Speaker 8: Taken last one?
Speaker 19: Maybe so conveniently his stuffy died.
Speaker 18: And he can't do the click click pay if he
Speaker 18: had his debit card or credit card on his phone.
Speaker 18: Most people do these days. So you're telling me that
Speaker 18: during that supposed double shift, it never occurred to him
Speaker 18: that maybe he should charge his phone because the battery
Speaker 18: is thow and not a single person where he works
Speaker 18: had a charger for him.
Speaker 3: Come on, Jamie, I love you. You are highly logical
Speaker 3: in everything. You're very analytical.
Speaker 1: Unless he was a construction worker and there was no walls,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: But part of this has to do with the fear
Speaker 3: of God that he installed in me. As he was
Speaker 3: knocking violently on my window after you gave him. You
Speaker 3: gave him fear money, So you got mugged.
Speaker 1: I basically I got voluntarily mugged. You gave him, You
Speaker 1: get him twenty bucks, you gave him don't hit me money?
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much, I mean, think about it. I mean,
Speaker 3: all things considered, I did a good deed. I prevented
Speaker 3: him from maybe bashing my window. Who knows what he
Speaker 3: could have done to my car? Could have fucked up
Speaker 3: my car.
Speaker 1: I was sitting in my car. He was outside my.
Speaker 4: Car, so I was dude, I'm so sorry, what a coincidence.
Speaker 4: I just got off a double shift. I didn't bring
Speaker 4: my wallet. I wish I could help you.
Speaker 1: Twenty dollars to make him go away is very very
Speaker 1: cheap price to pay.
Speaker 4: Look, I think I'll show up and stop banging on
Speaker 4: your door tomorrow. I could use twenty bucks.
Speaker 8: My Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: You know there there is something to be said for
Speaker 1: uh yeah, you know. No, there's something to be said for.
Speaker 3: Making sure that you're safe at all times, and that
Speaker 3: that you know preventative measures and avoiding conflict. And I
Speaker 3: feel like by just giving him the money that he
Speaker 3: might or might not.
Speaker 4: Have needed, that Gandhi and Sam were in the car
Speaker 4: with you, you think it would have gone that smoothly.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's safety in numbers.
Speaker 3: I think that if there were three people in the
Speaker 3: car with me, I think you freaked out the last time,
Speaker 3: I might not have caught in you.
Speaker 1: No, but I might not have.
Speaker 4: I might not have given the guy the money. I
Speaker 4: might because if he had a gun. You think it
Speaker 4: would matter that there were two girls in the backseat
Speaker 4: or whatever in the front night.
Speaker 1: I would have given him the money. Thanks.
Speaker 3: All right, Wow, here's a talkback that was left it.
Speaker 3: Two of them in a row. They left it two
Speaker 3: thirty seven in the morning. Who the hell is talking
Speaker 3: back at that hour?
Speaker 1: Well, if it was West Coast, it's not that bad.
Speaker 20: Hey, Brody is scary. Many are sorry for the shitty
Speaker 20: audio monarch in the middle of driving.
Speaker 2: Scary.
Speaker 20: You definitely got scammed, I'd say not definitely, nine to
Speaker 20: ninth century got scammed. I'm not saying. I'm a person
Speaker 20: that usually tries to give and to the people that
Speaker 20: even stand on the side of the streets, no money,
Speaker 20: no this whatever. I usually have some cans in my car,
Speaker 20: cans of soda. I usually have some cans of soda,
Speaker 20: or I get bag of chips or something. I try
Speaker 20: to give that is that I know, but probably eat and.
Speaker 21: That's what I usually give.
Speaker 1: But scary headbags and money. It worked out.
Speaker 20: I'm not I have sent sory. You got scamned on
Speaker 20: this one, all right. I loved that he's taking the
Speaker 20: guy the whatever money for the train or whatever you need.
Speaker 3: He needed to get home to Red Bank, gets working
Speaker 3: a double and his phone died right, ask.
Speaker 1: A zip code, I guarantee it's not Red Bank.
Speaker 4: By the way, Michaelmannockham has one percent where he's convinced
Speaker 4: the guy one percent could have been.
Speaker 22: Legit, somebody from somewhere over here about the baptism money
Speaker 22: for the kids. Scary finding this out as like Brody
Speaker 22: finding out they drowned the squirrels, which I didn't know either.
Speaker 22: But as a parent, unless you're filthy rich, you're going
Speaker 22: to use the money you get first to pay for
Speaker 22: the party. Then if it's leftover figure it's reimbursement forgifts
Speaker 22: you already bought the kids.
Speaker 17: A few years ago, our.
Speaker 22: Godfather gave us cash for our son's birth and we
Speaker 22: used it to upgrade to a single room in the hospital,
Speaker 22: even though I said I would buy him some bitcoin
Speaker 22: with it.
Speaker 8: But that was right before FTX collapse. So that was.
Speaker 22: Another one about giving money to homeless. I have a question,
Speaker 22: would you give money to an allegedly homeless person if
Speaker 22: he saw they were wearing Pradat shoes, no operand new
Speaker 22: but not run down either. I was on the train
Speaker 22: one time and I was about to give something until
Speaker 22: I saw his shoes and said get.
Speaker 8: The fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Okay, but what if somebody who had like set, What
Speaker 1: were you gonna say, Brody.
Speaker 4: What if somebody like a millionaire has like to them,
Speaker 4: Proda shoes are like Converse, and they're like, God, they
Speaker 4: don't fit me anymore. They're a little dirty. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: donate them. Maybe they donated them to a shelter and
Speaker 4: this guy got them. Maybe they stopped their car and
Speaker 4: we're like, you know what, here's some nice shoes for you.
Speaker 4: To them, they were old shoes, like Proda to us
Speaker 4: is like my god, Prada product to like, you know,
Speaker 4: Jeff Bezos, he wiped his ass with product. So I
Speaker 4: don't think the guy had product as he bought them.
Speaker 3: There was that one time where I unloaded all my
Speaker 3: old Kenneth Coal clothing to the local Saint Anne's shelter
Speaker 3: in Jersey City and they distributed to all the people
Speaker 3: and was.
Speaker 1: Not even kidding you.
Speaker 3: One one morning, I was on my way to work
Speaker 3: and I was driving by and I saw a guy
Speaker 3: coming out of St.
Speaker 1: Ann's with my shirt on, and so yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: something similar happened to me when I lived I think
Speaker 1: it was it. I live with my parents.
Speaker 3: Uh it was a nice long sleeve button down too.
Speaker 3: It was a guy who's sharp dressed man, sharp dressed.
Speaker 1: Man, very good.
Speaker 4: Before it was so easy to donate the charity. I
Speaker 4: think either I was living at home or I bought
Speaker 4: some I brought some clothes home and told my mother
Speaker 4: and I didn't need him anymore whatever, and she threw
Speaker 4: them in the like into the trash compactor. Like a
Speaker 4: week later, I see the super The super is the
Speaker 4: guy you know lives in the building and fixes everything. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the superintendent wearing my stripe purple shirt like it was
Speaker 4: like a bluish black stripes. He must have seen the
Speaker 4: bad and I'm fine with it. But it was weird
Speaker 4: seeing him in my shirt and he looked better in
Speaker 4: it than I did. He's like he was he was
Speaker 4: a well built guy, and uh he just he filled
Speaker 4: it out better. I'm like, well, good for him. Had
Speaker 4: I know it, I would have given it to him,
Speaker 4: like an I throw it. I was like, oh he
Speaker 4: eats the shirts, I'll give him the shirts. But it's
Speaker 4: like weird to see somebody it's wearing your clothing. But
Speaker 4: then when you look better that you win it, Like
Speaker 4: oh fuck.
Speaker 22: Last one Scary, you should try a travel agent instead
Speaker 22: of AI. Try either Pro Travel or Zell.
Speaker 8: Spelled t z e LL.
Speaker 22: They are located in New York City, right near your
Speaker 22: Z one hundred office. If you complain a lot about
Speaker 22: your travel experiences, so I think you would greatly benefit
Speaker 22: from using them.
Speaker 4: Thank you, and I'm sure the average travel agent will
Speaker 4: give you the most affordable, lowest profit location that they
Speaker 4: can send you to.
Speaker 1: It's very true.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 17: This is Jenna from North Jersey. I am a longtime listener,
Speaker 17: first time caller, and I completely agree with Scary on
Speaker 17: I would never spend my kids money and I don't
Speaker 17: think my parents did that either. In fact, when I
Speaker 17: bought my first car, my father actually paid for it
Speaker 17: and I paid him back in paid and then later
Speaker 17: on he provided all that money to me when I
Speaker 17: was an adult.
Speaker 8: That's it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and there are honest parents in the world.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. Thanks for as also there's rich parents
Speaker 1: who don't need.
Speaker 7: To do that.
Speaker 1: Thanks for participating in this lifetime That was one of
Speaker 1: our homework assignments.
Speaker 19: Hello, Ariel. In regards to Very Scary following.
Speaker 15: Greg T's daughter, if they've been family for a very
Speaker 15: very long time, and greg t sees Scary as a
Speaker 15: family and Jada sees Scary as her uncle. I don't
Speaker 15: see them being a problem, except that if Scary has
Speaker 15: any sexual feelings towards her, that becomes an issue.
Speaker 19: I do not Scary.
Speaker 15: That was very nice of you to donate twenty dollars
Speaker 15: to a guy who might have needed it, but it
Speaker 15: is a little suspicious how Brody did excx blame the
Speaker 15: whole situation.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, I'm good that way.
Speaker 19: You know you don't really know a person situation.
Speaker 15: I would have personally been like, okay, well you need
Speaker 15: a fair let me walk you to the train station
Speaker 15: and I'll pay you for your ticket.
Speaker 19: That way I would know whether or not he's lying.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 3: See, the thing is I had didn't have that kind
Speaker 3: of time, But I like where you. I see where
Speaker 3: you're coming from, and I totally understand it. I also
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to take a walk with the guy or
Speaker 3: spend any more seconds than I had to.
Speaker 4: Right with an Ariel, you sound like a lovely girl,
Speaker 4: and I think you're from upstate New York.
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't know the city really well. Why didn't
Speaker 1: you break it down for her. David Brody, here's what
Speaker 1: you don't want to do.
Speaker 4: When someone is so desperate for cash, they make up
Speaker 4: a story and knock on strangers' cars. I'm not saying
Speaker 4: they're prone to any other misdemeanors, but I don't think
Speaker 4: you'd want your daughter, or my daughters, or anyone's daughters,
Speaker 4: or you getting out of your car with your keys
Speaker 4: in your hand.
Speaker 3: Number one. Number two taking a stroll with the guy
Speaker 3: for Sunday walk. Well, let me just cray my purse
Speaker 3: so we can walk together.
Speaker 1: Could you purse how we walk?
Speaker 4: So I can I can go in my pocket and
Speaker 4: get some change for the ticket for the fair. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's a move I would. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh she has two more.
Speaker 15: It's very hard to trust people nowadays. You don't know
Speaker 15: if they're scamming you that you don't know if they're
Speaker 15: being honest. That's the reason why when a person who's
Speaker 15: supposedly homeless, they may not be homeless.
Speaker 19: Sometimes they lie just to get money.
Speaker 15: I've heard of rich people dressing up as being homeless
Speaker 15: so that they could get free stuff liquor is. They
Speaker 15: say that they're hunger and they need food, so I'll
Speaker 15: actually buy them like McDonald's food and give it to them.
Speaker 1: Understood that, Brody.
Speaker 15: That's very impressive that your dogs can distinguish between when
Speaker 15: you ask them if they want to listen to the
Speaker 15: podcast or if they need to go out.
Speaker 19: That's your dogs are very smart.
Speaker 15: And I was wondering, is there a way that you
Speaker 15: might be able to post pictures of your dogs on
Speaker 15: your Twitter account? They sound like they're really cute dogs.
Speaker 1: They really are.
Speaker 4: I tell you it's probably better if I post pictures
Speaker 4: on Instagram. But even tonight they were upstairs. And here's
Speaker 4: the thing, it's repetition. If you keep saying they're right
Speaker 4: here on the couch, do you want to go out?
Speaker 4: They know what that means. They run downstairs and they
Speaker 4: sit by their leashes, and they know what that means.
Speaker 4: They don't understand that podcasting means I'm getting on here
Speaker 4: with Skeery and doing a podcast. But they know that
Speaker 4: the word podcast means. They run to the doors on
Speaker 4: the left where I'm going to go into that room
Speaker 4: and sit in a chair and talk.
Speaker 1: And right now one of them sleeping by the front door,
Speaker 1: and two of them are on the couch to my left. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh oh, how cute.
Speaker 3: I move my webcam.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Oh, that's so so cute.
Speaker 4: And they sleep on my By the way, this blue
Speaker 4: couch that I have here in my home studio, I
Speaker 4: got this couch in nineteen ninety four. Have you ever
Speaker 4: had sex years old? You have to think about it.
Speaker 1: That means you have.
Speaker 20: No.
Speaker 1: It's a two seater couch and she can't really lay
Speaker 1: across it. But you can put someone on top of you.
Speaker 1: Oh you could. Yeah, you could put someone on your lap.
Speaker 1: Not on this couch. No, not on this couch. Verse, cowgirl,
Speaker 1: you could. I could say, I saw the couch. You
Speaker 1: could do that. You could do a lot of things
Speaker 1: on that couch. I'm just saying we didn't.
Speaker 23: To America Bank to New York.
Speaker 24: I haven't sent a talk.
Speaker 23: Back in a while because the fucking app wouldn't let
Speaker 23: me for some stupid ass reasons. But hey, scary if
Speaker 23: you're just throwing money around like that.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm going on my very.
Speaker 23: First plane ride ever in one month from today, and
Speaker 23: I'm going to go to Orlando with my best friend.
Speaker 23: And I'm thirty seven. I've never been on a plane.
Speaker 23: I'm going on my first vacation in years. Also my
Speaker 23: venmost Tam underscore thirty four to thirty four.
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, thanks, I love you guys.
Speaker 3: Pam underscore thirty four to thirty four. You heard that
Speaker 3: slices her Orlando fund?
Speaker 4: Are those measurements because she wasn't born in nineteen thirty four,
Speaker 4: so huh huh.
Speaker 1: Hey, Brody is scariots?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Have you noticed that we have two types of women
Speaker 4: that call and leave voice talkbacks. We've got them. We've
Speaker 4: got Jamie from Queens yep, right, and we've got oh
Speaker 4: my god, the girl from Texas drawing a blank at
Speaker 4: her name. I'm so sorry who said, like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: it has a great voice and her mic phone always
Speaker 4: sounds right. And then all the other women, Dez and
Speaker 4: Ariel and Maddie, they all have this edge to them.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure which I prefer, the cute and the
Speaker 4: spunky or they. Yeah, I got a fucking problem.
Speaker 1: What you say? Like, I I like them both the same? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: I like this as a vibe.
Speaker 20: Hey, Brody is scariots?
Speaker 21: Manny question for Brody. You said that before that you
Speaker 21: had like a day off, so you decided to go
Speaker 21: to the casino and check the reviews.
Speaker 1: So I was curious to know what do you mean
Speaker 1: by a day off?
Speaker 8: Did you find a new job?
Speaker 21: Is there something that we're missing that you had a
Speaker 21: day off or was it just that you wanted, like
Speaker 21: a day vacation, a daycation or something a dacation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a day off from any like committed responsibilities. Like
Speaker 4: I didn't have pickle ball schedule. I'd have a podcast
Speaker 4: to do. You know, my family, my kids were a
Speaker 4: little left for college already, so you know, if I
Speaker 4: want to go, you know, if I want to get
Speaker 4: away for six eight hours, nobody cares.
Speaker 1: My wife doesn't care, so you know, but I'm not working.
Speaker 10: I did.
Speaker 4: I would tell you. If I was, I would give you,
Speaker 4: I would update you guys. But no, just I just
Speaker 4: had a day with like no responsibilities.
Speaker 8: Hipee boys.
Speaker 25: It's risk from Brooklyn. I feel like MJ from NJ
Speaker 25: because I totally recorded something and I don't know if it's.
Speaker 6: Sent or not.
Speaker 8: So I'm just going to do it again.
Speaker 25: No, we have she text with my mom asking her
Speaker 25: where the fuck my money is from my boss mitzvah.
Speaker 25: Granted I'm thirty five. So that was a while ago
Speaker 25: and my mom never answered me. So there's my answer.
Speaker 25: I don't know where my money is, but thanks to
Speaker 25: you guys in that episode, I'm going to find it. Hey,
Speaker 25: bie boys, it's Rifka from Brooklyn. Y'all talking about the
Speaker 25: money for Scary's friends, baptism, christening, fucking thing, whatever the hell.
Speaker 25: I'm Jewish, I don't know these things. This reminds me
Speaker 25: of one time my friend who's Greek, she had something
Speaker 25: for her kid, and I didn't realize or know that
Speaker 25: you had to give money. And I remember like later
Speaker 25: that evening she had texted me and she goes, I
Speaker 25: can't find your.
Speaker 19: Card anywhere, and I was just like, car what card?
Speaker 8: So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 25: I feel like this explains a lot because if the
Speaker 25: money is going toward the parents, of course this bitch
Speaker 25: is going to text me being like, where's my money?
Speaker 25: Because the money goes to the parents, they're gonna spend
Speaker 25: it however the fuck they want to spend it. Right,
Speaker 25: that's he's not going to.
Speaker 8: The kid, unless maybe it goes to their education or
Speaker 8: school or whatever.
Speaker 25: I don't know, but anyway, uh, I don't talk to
Speaker 25: her anymore.
Speaker 8: But that's another story.
Speaker 1: But I don't know was her card right.
Speaker 4: See, what you should have said was seriously, you don't
Speaker 4: have it. I got to stop payming on that check
Speaker 4: right away and act like you did leave the check. Yeah, well,
Speaker 4: she knows you to leave a check. She's trying to
Speaker 4: be nice.
Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, that's her way of that's her way
Speaker 3: of saying, give me a gift, bitch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you don't. You don't want to say, like,
Speaker 4: you know, you came to the party, you didn't give
Speaker 4: any money. But that's what she's saying. She doesn't think
Speaker 4: you gave a check, and you know you didn't. She
Speaker 4: didn't think you didn't give a check. She knows you
Speaker 4: didn't give a check.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 4: She's playing it like, yeah, oh I didn't see your
Speaker 4: your pint hint. I'd hate for that. I'd hate for
Speaker 4: that check. That's minimum two hundred dollars to a big
Speaker 4: misplaced and somebody.
Speaker 1: Else cashes it.
Speaker 26: Hey, b boys, Christy from Saddlebrook, scary, I'm gonna put
Speaker 26: a little bug in your ear. My husband proposed to me.
Speaker 26: At Santo Socho Rios, we did a resort scuba dive,
Speaker 26: which you don't have to be certified for we were
Speaker 26: thirty feet underwater and he had an underwater writing tablet
Speaker 26: that read will you Marry Me?
Speaker 27: It was awesome.
Speaker 26: Also, while you're there, do this bamboo rapped tour. It's
Speaker 26: like something out of Gilligan's Islands. The tour guide has
Speaker 26: a big paddle. It's just you and Robin and it's
Speaker 26: very romantic. Next homework assignment, All right, scary. You're totally
Speaker 26: fine with whatever you gave.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 26: You do not have children. If it makes you happy
Speaker 26: to give a generous gift, so be it. I think
Speaker 26: it's great. You're a very generous person. And even if
Speaker 26: you got scambonid, which you totally did, that's fine too.
Speaker 19: Maybe he needed the money more than you needed it.
Speaker 26: My parents had bank accounts for my brother and I
Speaker 26: that we used for our college education. Every time Christy again,
Speaker 26: every time we got cash, it went into a big
Speaker 26: poodle bank that we used for when we want to
Speaker 26: or the movies, or if there was a bizarre or
Speaker 26: a carnival. We wanted to go to stuff like that.
Speaker 26: And my friends who have kids, because I don't have
Speaker 26: any kids. I have a husband to cats and that's plenty.
Speaker 26: But my friends who have kids don't use the money
Speaker 26: for themselves. They do put it in bank accounts for
Speaker 26: their kids colleges, college educations.
Speaker 4: For now, by the way, one more Mom and Dad needed.
Speaker 4: They were going into the poodle bank.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I am the.
Speaker 8: Person that Scary gave the twenty dollars to in order
Speaker 8: to get home.
Speaker 27: I just want you to know that.
Speaker 8: It wasn't just twenty dollars.
Speaker 26: I had to give him a sexual favor, so I
Speaker 26: did earn the twenty.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you for letting everybody know. I had a
Speaker 1: feeling that might have been the case.
Speaker 12: Scary and Brody Birdie and Scary Scarodi I need from CT. Yes, Scary,
Speaker 12: I'm back because I want to say that MJ from
Speaker 12: MJ voseu, Miss Signora Menaviose, you were the only slice
Speaker 12: I can leave multiple talkbacks and you are definitely an
Speaker 12: individual that should be protected at all costs. And Scary,
Speaker 12: please play the sound clip in which you apparently have
Speaker 12: from when MJ from MJ was on the Big Show.
Speaker 12: I want to be as being in stitches too.
Speaker 23: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Uh bring that home. He'll bring those with the jingles.
Speaker 1: The jingles he works fore and a half hours a day.
Speaker 1: You can't bring that. That's a priority I got. I
Speaker 1: gotta get that clip. I gotta find out what it.
Speaker 4: Was titled before it gets erased in the computer, like
Speaker 4: my you killed my strong phone tap.
Speaker 6: Brooklyn boys, it's Maddie from Brooklyn and the bronx to
Speaker 6: the Shakespearean gentleman from Connecticut. I would just like to
Speaker 6: say thank you, sir for the most accurate description I've
Speaker 6: ever heard of myself.
Speaker 19: It's certainly flattering.
Speaker 6: I just want to politely add shiny bouncy hair and
Speaker 6: catlike reflexes.
Speaker 1: Thanks awesome.
Speaker 4: By the way, if I want to just go back,
Speaker 4: I want to just say something to Rifka. Rifka, you
Speaker 4: called it a boss mitzvah instead of a bot mitzvah,
Speaker 4: and I know why you did that, and major props
Speaker 4: because that's old school pronunciation. And they changed it to
Speaker 4: the tea sound from sub to tub for those who
Speaker 4: get it. Monochoa knows what I'm talking about, right Bannockham.
Speaker 8: Episode three or five.
Speaker 27: This is the name for Washington State comment about the
Speaker 27: guy who needs gas money to.
Speaker 8: Go back to Philadelphia.
Speaker 27: Oh my god, that shit that is how do they
Speaker 27: say fucking.
Speaker 19: As old as tale or as old as whatever.
Speaker 8: He's not going to fucking Philadelphia.
Speaker 27: Okay, Like, I literally see so many homeless people living
Speaker 27: in Washington State and they have two or three running. Say,
Speaker 27: and by now Skara Jones is probably saying, well, New
Speaker 27: Jersey is not a Washington state.
Speaker 8: New Jersey's different.
Speaker 27: Well, yeah, New Jersey's better than the Washington State, but
Speaker 27: still has homeless people. So the whole thing with homeless people,
Speaker 27: you know, and shady people ask you for money is
Speaker 27: the same goddamn story, Scary Jones, I can't believe you
Speaker 27: fell for that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like h Danny l.
Speaker 27: From the Morning Show because you know she always believed
Speaker 27: the best and the nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 3: Okay, Daniel's a much better person than us. I'm going
Speaker 3: to reflect on my mistakes and we'll come right back
Speaker 3: after this.
Speaker 2: The bo Glen Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: Wait will be right, bad.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: They are on me about this guy, so what so
Speaker 3: what if I gave him twenty dollars a donate, I
Speaker 3: made a donation to his fund?
Speaker 4: Who cares if he was lying to tell me you
Speaker 4: gave him? You gave him twenty on a fourteen ask,
Speaker 4: I had no change. Plus, you should have told him.
Speaker 28: Episode three zero five, special message for Scary Jones back, Hey,
Speaker 28: ser can I get forty dollars by eighty chance? I'm
Speaker 28: trying to get from Washington State to Canada and my
Speaker 28: own is a ten percent and my car charger broke
Speaker 28: and all right, I just need some money for gas.
Speaker 28: I really need to get back to Canada. And if
Speaker 28: you don't have cash, that's okay. You could send me
Speaker 28: money on cash app. My name is b K two
Speaker 28: one two seven one eight. Thank you and God bless you.
Speaker 1: See that's soundubelievable. You should give him money.
Speaker 3: Scary right after I right after I give what's her
Speaker 3: name some money to get to Orlando on her first flight.
Speaker 1: You should give him. It was Ariel right, No, who
Speaker 1: was it? Hey, Brooke, go back and listen. I will, Hey.
Speaker 19: Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody.
Speaker 29: This is Kelsey from Texas.
Speaker 1: Kelsey.
Speaker 29: So I listened to the cheese girl TikTok from episode
Speaker 29: three oh four with my boyfriend, and we agree with Brody.
Speaker 29: It'd be if the guy didn't want to pay extra
Speaker 29: for her, but it was his food. I also wanted
Speaker 29: to comment on the bad negative reviews, so we were
Speaker 29: looking on the Crumble cookie app and they changed the
Speaker 29: format where reviews are higher up. Now, well, we looked
Speaker 29: up some of them for an apple pie cookie and
Speaker 29: there were so many one star reviews because they didn't
Speaker 29: get the cookie at their store and couldn't try it,
Speaker 29: so they were mad about that. They hate anything apple
Speaker 29: or they hate pie, which last two. You have to
Speaker 29: select what cookies you're getting. I don't know why they
Speaker 29: got it if they knew they were going to hate it.
Speaker 29: But anyway, love you guys, Slice for Life. Oh An
Speaker 29: MJ from NJ, Thank you so much. I like listening
Speaker 29: to your talk box that you leave as well.
Speaker 1: Wait does she hears this episode and she's got a
Speaker 1: secret admirer? That's positive what I said. When she hears
Speaker 1: this episode, she's going to hear that there's a secret admirer.
Speaker 1: Oh right, that's right, Yes, not so secret anymore.
Speaker 30: Hey Brooklyn boys. Katie from Cleveland. Hey Brodie, we haven't
Speaker 30: had any updates on your book.
Speaker 1: What is going on with that?
Speaker 30: It's been how many years now?
Speaker 19: I know it takes a while to write a book.
Speaker 30: I'm just kind of curious as to where you are
Speaker 30: in that process and when we can expect to purchase
Speaker 30: your book, thinks fight.
Speaker 1: Oh well, let me get let me give you the update.
Speaker 4: Before I finished that book, I'm writing another book called
Speaker 4: I Procrastinate Too Much, which should be out in the
Speaker 4: next thirty five years. Hi, I'm not good at projects.
Speaker 4: In fact, in college I would drop classes if there
Speaker 4: was a turnpaper due.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at it.
Speaker 9: Reggie here, just want to get a huge shout out
Speaker 9: to Jack Bird, my half cousin.
Speaker 8: He and Scary have been friends for a long time.
Speaker 9: They actually were the two who measured long Balls Brandon's
Speaker 9: balls to make sure he was long Ball's Brandon and
Speaker 9: not just regular Brandon.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 8: I'm out.
Speaker 4: I'm confused your friend Longball's Brandon who is a regular brand.
Speaker 1: But she's mentioned you mentioned this bird, Jack Bird. Who
Speaker 1: is that person?
Speaker 3: That's somebody that's I saw on Facebook as one of
Speaker 3: our Facebook fans.
Speaker 1: I believe I have no idea.
Speaker 4: There's got to be a joke that we're missing Jack
Speaker 4: Jack Bird, Jack Jack Hoff, She said, Rod.
Speaker 24: And Scary Orange Canal still fload you here here in
Speaker 24: this the episode where you're talking about your vacation spout
Speaker 24: using AI whatever, look up fair Hope, Alabama. Uh, I
Speaker 24: call this guy here to tell on YouTube. Awesome YouTube
Speaker 24: channel by the way for traveling, and he went there
Speaker 24: and it's such a secret little.
Speaker 11: Hideout near Mobile and Mobile.
Speaker 9: Yeah, definitely check it out.
Speaker 24: Definitely what you're looking for.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much. Fair Hope Alabama they
Speaker 1: call it.
Speaker 4: They call it fair Hope because, uh, you're gonna hope
Speaker 4: you get the hell out of there live.
Speaker 1: No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 24: Listening to the woman talking about how she totally ghosted
Speaker 24: a guy by just leaving him on a date. Uh,
Speaker 24: that's just rude and immature of her, honestly, And I
Speaker 24: disagree with Scary.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 24: I just think girls all time on expensive dates.
Speaker 26: And then honestly, it wasn't out the money much.
Speaker 19: It was about I just didn't want to.
Speaker 24: Waste my money. I wanted to see if I actually
Speaker 24: had a connection with a girl, So I started going
Speaker 24: to happy hours and stuff with them and just talking.
Speaker 7: That's what it.
Speaker 24: Date was just not about the food, Okay, sorry, Scary. No,
Speaker 24: you don't order the most expensive thing on the menu
Speaker 24: on the.
Speaker 1: First date, maybe on the second, third date.
Speaker 24: Even because that means you already have a connection and
Speaker 24: the guy's you know he's investing now. But on the
Speaker 24: first date, it's all about communication and all that, seeing
Speaker 24: if there are if the values are there, if if
Speaker 24: the interests are there. You know, you don't just fucking
Speaker 24: on her first date, because like you've seen the articles
Speaker 24: of girls who literally just go on first dates all
Speaker 24: the time just so they get free dinners.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bitch, move on her part, even though she.
Speaker 8: Ended up paying for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I agree with you there.
Speaker 24: Sorry, she could have gotten a fucking piece of salmon.
Speaker 24: Then she needs the fucking bronzino. Like Brody said that
Speaker 24: one of those expensive fish on the menu. Usually it's
Speaker 24: a fucking salmon, or get the fucking snapper. You know
Speaker 24: you don't need to fucking get the bronzino.
Speaker 11: That would kiss me the funk off if I saw
Speaker 11: her get the really by.
Speaker 24: Taking advantage, especially because then she's just taking she's just
Speaker 24: wasting my time.
Speaker 5: I'll still pay for it.
Speaker 1: But whatever, you got some anger.
Speaker 8: I love that.
Speaker 1: Let me say this.
Speaker 3: Let me say this, that's the best one. First of all,
Speaker 3: I fucking hate salmon cooked. I like rass salmon when
Speaker 3: it's sushi, but salmon has a fucking taste to it.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting. So maybe she doesn't like salmon. No, okay,
Speaker 3: that's your opinion. But my point is we're entitled to
Speaker 3: our likes and dislikes. So she might have been ordering
Speaker 3: the bronzino. She might have been ordering the bronzino because
Speaker 3: she likes the taste of it. It's a white fish,
Speaker 3: its white, flaky, light fish. It's healthier for you. There's
Speaker 3: less oils in it, and it's it's healthier than the salmon. Now, okayn. Secondly,
Speaker 3: the bronzino is not the most expensive fish on a
Speaker 3: menu in a fancy restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's just not. It's they had all the fish. It's
Speaker 1: mid priced.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 4: What if that restaurant that specialty was zo now too
Speaker 4: expensive fish against the dover soul, the King crab lock.
Speaker 4: You don't know if that restaurant. You don't know if
Speaker 4: that restaurant had dover soul.
Speaker 3: But you don't know that, but you don't know that
Speaker 3: it didn't. What I'm saying is no one knows anything.
Speaker 3: We're all flying blind here.
Speaker 1: Okay. You know how I know they didn't have dover
Speaker 1: sol in that restaurant. How she would have ordered it.
Speaker 1: You don't know that. You don't know that, we don't know.
Speaker 1: You can argue both sides of this. You were on
Speaker 1: the boogie side of the fence and she's over there
Speaker 1: with you. Dude, it is not out of the ordinary
Speaker 1: to order bronzino. It's typical. You're going on a date,
Speaker 1: and again, what is let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 4: Let's say you're on a job interview and the guy
Speaker 4: vice president of the company says, uh, hey, let's let's
Speaker 4: go out to it. Let's grab a meal. Let's go
Speaker 4: to this restaurant I go to all the time. It's
Speaker 4: a It's where I always go. It's right around the corner. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's ad, it's my treat. You're ordering the bronzeno, or
Speaker 4: you're ordering a fucking soup and salad.
Speaker 1: I'm ordering a fucking bronzeno. If in the movie getting
Speaker 1: the job, then you're not getting the job, Well, then
Speaker 1: I don't want to work for you.
Speaker 3: And that's exactly what she did. She walked out. I
Speaker 3: don't want to work for you then, because you're a
Speaker 3: petty asshole. I just said, watching you're watching the till
Speaker 3: you're watching everything that I'm bordering. Did I say the
Speaker 3: guy was watching the till I'm saying. You just said
Speaker 3: that I don't get the job.
Speaker 1: You just said it.
Speaker 4: Don't get it just because the average the average guy's
Speaker 4: gonna look at you going, what a shnura?
Speaker 1: What a ghanif? Talk English words is a Yiddish words
Speaker 1: that most people know. They mean. They mean, they mean
Speaker 1: like you're uh, you give a guy an inn, she
Speaker 1: wants a foot. So it's a test.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't take advantage. No, it's not taking advantage.
Speaker 3: It's part of the fucking menu. I don't want to
Speaker 3: hear it.
Speaker 1: Ask another question.
Speaker 4: Do you remember when Elvis took us all to PC
Speaker 4: Richard's son, Yes, and he said pick out whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I picked out a whole system. Yes, so
Speaker 1: did I. We told him we were going to do that.
Speaker 4: One member of the show picked the most expensive television set.
Speaker 1: Maybe he needed it, No, he didn't need it. He
Speaker 1: couldn't know.
Speaker 3: But you're comparing apples and oranges. You're talking about what
Speaker 3: I'm in the vantage. You talk about what I'm in
Speaker 3: the mood to eat, versus a fucking flat panel TV,
Speaker 3: a four K TV.
Speaker 1: You can't eat on somebody's dime like that. That's different.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we agree to disagree on this.
Speaker 1: Let's play. Let's play the slices. It's their show. I know,
Speaker 1: we don't mean sorry slices. We stole.
Speaker 4: We stole the microphone from you a couple of minutes,
Speaker 4: stole the spotlight. Brody, scary time. That's Brooklyn boys, here's
Speaker 4: your show.
Speaker 1: So worked up, Peter, Brooklyn bricks. What's the cook here?
Speaker 20: One more time?
Speaker 14: You surre Barbero. You don't want to wait on this
Speaker 14: whole panhandler story you guys were talking about last episode.
Speaker 1: I gotta agree with Brody.
Speaker 8: Get to it there.
Speaker 1: But you did the red thing. You put your hand
Speaker 1: on your heart and you look no worry. You saw
Speaker 1: human being. Good Karma points for you, buddy. Keep on
Speaker 1: fucking take you share. You know what rude is.
Speaker 14: I suggest you take a page or two out of
Speaker 14: old Scootie's book, even though he's a boogie fucker, Because
Speaker 14: everywhere you.
Speaker 1: Go it's a fight with you.
Speaker 31: If it's not the hospital, it's the doctor's office. If
Speaker 31: it's not the doctor's office, it's the restaurant. If it's
Speaker 31: not the restaurant, it's the pharmacy. If it's not the pharmacy,
Speaker 31: it's target. And the list goes on and on and on.
Speaker 32: Adding a little fiber to your dad, Maybe have a
Speaker 32: mushroomer to hell. Maybe even try a little deal or
Speaker 32: some fucking parsley. You know, Scootie, why don't you take
Speaker 32: him out for lunch and you know, and buying one
Speaker 32: old impossible whoppers, get some uh plat based material and
Speaker 32: maybe that'll lose some things up and he won't be
Speaker 32: fighting all the time.
Speaker 33: All right, I'll talk to you later, have a good afternoon,
Speaker 33: and remember, don't be fighting Brody.
Speaker 1: It thinking either.
Speaker 3: He's probably you know what he's saying that, Brody, he's
Speaker 3: insinuating that the reason why you're so angry and pent
Speaker 3: up with all that anger and all the rage that
Speaker 3: comes out of you is because you're constipating.
Speaker 1: Homeless people will scam money. You're constipated. I don't give it.
Speaker 1: She more fiber your diet. Did you get that? He
Speaker 1: gets me again?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 14: Hear time to get serious and do something of Brody's homework,
Speaker 14: even though I never did.
Speaker 1: My homework when I was in school.
Speaker 14: But anyway, you know, but you know, concerning the baptism there, Scooty,
Speaker 14: I guess far than know and my religion, when you
Speaker 14: become a godfather or a sponsor, the main responsibility of
Speaker 14: the sponsor is to be a spiritual guide to that
Speaker 14: child throughout their lives.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so you know.
Speaker 34: That an appropriate gift for a child like that would
Speaker 34: be something religious like like nytoya gold chain with a
Speaker 34: cross on it, or maybe a chain with the child's saint,
Speaker 34: the saint based on their birthday they've got a saint,
Speaker 34: or maybe a child's Bible.
Speaker 8: Or something like that. Yeah, that would be appropriate.
Speaker 14: And the best gift of all that you can give
Speaker 14: that child is to actually fulfill your responsibility and be
Speaker 14: that spiritual guide throughout their lives.
Speaker 33: Not just Christmas and Easter their mister, scootie. Okay, so
Speaker 33: remember money is not appropriate in this situation here in
Speaker 33: my opinion. Okay, all right, guys, take any this here
Speaker 33: later and we'll be talking.
Speaker 1: I spectfully disagree that money is well.
Speaker 4: Hold on, here's a little bit money is appropriate. Okay, ahead,
Speaker 4: you didn't give information to the slices. This poor little
Speaker 4: baby that you're now a godfather to worked a double
Speaker 4: shift and had no way to get home because its
Speaker 4: car was towed, so you had to give him money
Speaker 4: so he could get home to his crib and.
Speaker 1: Red Bank, New Jersey. Now it all makes sense.
Speaker 4: By the way, if you're expecting Scary to be a
Speaker 4: spiritual advisor for this kid, you nothing coming.
Speaker 1: Speed will keep throwing money at the kid.
Speaker 4: Any spirits is scary, nose are alcoholic, out of the
Speaker 4: alcoholics type.
Speaker 1: Hold on, he's back. I think he's back.
Speaker 14: Yeah, this'll be one more. You know, all was done
Speaker 14: for the week. But I went back and listened to
Speaker 14: this last time from last week, and you know I
Speaker 14: had to come back on here. But there was something
Speaker 14: that really checked my head. You know that Plan guy
Speaker 14: from Danny the Plan radio guy. He said that the
Speaker 14: post off was was the bottom of the barrel drop.
Speaker 14: You know, a lot of the people that work at
Speaker 14: the post office here in my area are veterans and
Speaker 14: they are not.
Speaker 1: The bottom of the barrel. So you better take that back, Denny.
Speaker 1: You hear that, Danny?
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I don't think he was referring to veterans.
Speaker 4: I would imagine he would not. Danny's a good guy,
Speaker 4: love the veterans, and in.
Speaker 3: All fairness, when he goes to the post office. He
Speaker 3: can't really see who's working there, so you know he
Speaker 3: just hears about them. Oh he's blind. Oh he takes
Speaker 3: a joke, he knows. Love you, Danny, but yes, point taken,
Speaker 3: mister trucker. Dude, all right, we've come to the last
Speaker 3: talk back of the night.
Speaker 1: Here it is. That'd be a good one, I hope.
Speaker 7: So parking o flow jewe so scary that. I mean
Speaker 7: if she ordered the most expensive ball of wine the
Speaker 7: menu were champagne, that also would have been okay because
Speaker 7: it's all the menu, so technically it's in the arena. Also,
Speaker 7: if he did this to her, he'd be an asshole.
Speaker 7: He'd be the number one asshole if she was instead
Speaker 7: of doing what she's said a complain about what she
Speaker 7: said on the TikTok or whatever, if she said that
Speaker 7: someone did it to her, people would be going after
Speaker 7: that guy for that. So I hate the supple standard shit.
Speaker 3: Well, it's double standard to compare a wine list to
Speaker 3: the main entree list. Once again, you would not order
Speaker 3: the most expensive bottle of wine. And that goes for
Speaker 3: the job. That goes to the job interview as well.
Speaker 3: But what if she wanted a forty dollar glass of
Speaker 3: wine unacceptable on the first date. On the first date, okay,
Speaker 3: what about thirty? What's the now not about? It's not.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is when it comes to the dinner
Speaker 3: and eating. Okay, the food is different than the drink.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Food is food is nourishment. Food is I want to
Speaker 3: eat something healthy versus less less healthy? With the bottles
Speaker 3: of wine, you're just wine is wine. So it's all
Speaker 3: the same. It's just a matter of a price point
Speaker 3: and maybe a little bit different taste on the palate. Okay,
Speaker 3: what if what if they have but if I don't
Speaker 3: want if I'm not a fan of salmon, and I
Speaker 3: can't eat shellfish, and I and I don't like it,
Speaker 3: and I don't eat any I don't eat beef, and
Speaker 3: I don't eat beef, and maybe I had I had pasta.
Speaker 1: I don't want carbs.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm not taking you out in the
Speaker 3: date is the lean bronzino? Is it happens to be
Speaker 3: a very lean, clean shell Stop she didn't because she
Speaker 3: didn't order the bronzino because it was healthy.
Speaker 1: Stop it.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's another question. Let's say dessert comes, They've got
Speaker 4: eighteen items on the dessert menu. What if she orders
Speaker 4: the forty five dollars sou fla?
Speaker 1: Is that okay? It's food?
Speaker 6: Is that A?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's okay.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 1: I just I don't understand why everyone's so petty. So
Speaker 1: just no out on any date.
Speaker 3: You're out on the date, petty, enjoy the date, enjoy
Speaker 3: the time, enjoy Why why are you gonna let your
Speaker 3: choices get in the.
Speaker 4: Way of Bronzino on a forty five dollars flight and
Speaker 4: a fifty dollars glass of wine?
Speaker 1: That you don't brought her to that restaurant?
Speaker 3: He should have. He should have brought her to fucking Applebee's.
Speaker 3: If you don't even want her ordering what was on
Speaker 3: the goddamn menu, I'm sorry, I don't understand the logic
Speaker 3: of people.
Speaker 4: Maybe he thought you'd have the best spicy Rigga toni
Speaker 4: on the menu for twenty three dollars.
Speaker 3: Remember not then, remember that you brought up the Bronzeno issue.
Speaker 3: The whole point of that why that video went viral
Speaker 3: was because this guy skipped out on the cheese because
Speaker 3: he asked the price of the cheese and it was three.
Speaker 3: Because people hated her, but it had nothing to do
Speaker 3: with her ordering bronzino. That was you, David Brody that
Speaker 3: brought that up. That had nothing to do with the
Speaker 3: video whatsoever. That was just that was a separate That
Speaker 3: was a David Brody hot take that had nothing to
Speaker 3: do with anything.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me address what the Slice said about double standards.
Speaker 4: Let's say the guys go on a first date with
Speaker 4: this woman and she orders the Bronzino, which, let's just
Speaker 4: for the sake of the conversation, it's by far the
Speaker 4: most expensive thing on the menu. Okay, Is it okay
Speaker 4: for him to go to the bathroom, pay the check,
Speaker 4: walk out, and leave and not say goodbye.
Speaker 1: Because what she did? Okay, yeah, yeah, that would be
Speaker 1: that would be okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So he could be like that this this beach
Speaker 4: just ordered Bronzeno, I'm out, pays the check and leaves,
Speaker 4: doesn't say leaves the sit at the table.
Speaker 3: Actually no, I actually no, no, no, I don't feel
Speaker 3: that way. I feel that that that's him being to
Speaker 3: pay for her to get up and leave because he
Speaker 3: was he was being cheap with the sweet But what
Speaker 3: if he was offended by her bronzeno water? Could she
Speaker 3: just get up and leave. He's that's still him being cheap.
Speaker 3: That's still him being a cheap bastard. He's being a
Speaker 3: cheaty things.
Speaker 1: She's a baby. In both arguments, he's being a cheap
Speaker 1: fuck So guess what, wait, why is it he being
Speaker 1: cheap if she's being like a fucking cindera?
Speaker 3: He asked her out to dinner? Okay, he asked her
Speaker 3: out to a proper dinner. He chose the restaurant, he
Speaker 3: brought it to the restaurant. So so let's fucking sit down.
Speaker 3: Let's have a great conversation over some awesome food. Let's
Speaker 3: not quibble over three dollars cheese on a burger, and
Speaker 3: you get to order whatever you want within the not
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty dollar a bottle of wine that
Speaker 3: wouldn't be advisable, but you're in the mood for bronzino,
Speaker 3: which is a common menu item in a restaurant of
Speaker 3: that caliber.
Speaker 4: What if you're in a bar and you meet this
Speaker 4: hot girl, You're like, oh my god, I gotta talk.
Speaker 1: To this card. You got anything she wants? So she said,
Speaker 1: he can I buy you a drink? And she let's say,
Speaker 1: she's you're gonna I'm gonna buy you the drink. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to buy her the drink.
Speaker 4: Of course, yes, but let's say she's drinking a Cosmo
Speaker 4: or something fruity, some pretty little drink Brell and a
Speaker 4: peanut Colada.
Speaker 1: He said, can I buy you a drink?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 1: And she goes and she goes for the class azul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he gets like a two hundred dollars shot of something. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: because I want.
Speaker 8: To get out with her.
Speaker 1: I want to have a conversation. I'm out. I'll tell
Speaker 1: the bontend, I'll be right back. Put it on my tab.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a peek and I'm out booking. Boys.
Speaker 4: If you buy me a stick to it or some
Speaker 4: day I'm ordering the Tomahawk or the Porterhouse for six reactions, Drounles.
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Speaker 2: baby talk.
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