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Speaker 2: Good morning or good night?
Speaker 1: Yeah right now.
Speaker 2: You know there's a lot of talk about RIZ right now.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like producer boys, risen baddies again. Look out
Speaker 2: he does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, somebody does.
Speaker 2: Using it the wrong context. And we tend to think
Speaker 2: RIZ is all about saying the smooth line and acting
Speaker 2: confident it is, but we have proof it's actually way
Speaker 2: easier than that.
Speaker 1: Oh easy, You're gonna hack RIZ right now?
Speaker 2: Is one of our listeners had women literally flocking to
Speaker 2: him all night because of one subtle change that he
Speaker 2: made to his wardrobe. Ah made him an instant rizzler.
Speaker 2: You're gonna find out in a second date update.
Speaker 1: Next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.
Speaker 2: You know those axe body spray commercials where some lanky
Speaker 2: guy sprays a little bit of axe on his shirt
Speaker 2: and then immediately thousands of gorgeous women start flocking to
Speaker 2: him from miles around.
Speaker 4: You made the axe documentaries you watch, Well, yeah, I
Speaker 4: tried that and didn't get any hot models running up.
Speaker 2: But a few sick cats did come by and cough
Speaker 2: hairballs onto my doorsteps, So that's something okay. But apparently
Speaker 2: there is a trick that men can do to make
Speaker 2: random women want to come up and approach you out
Speaker 2: in public.
Speaker 1: You don't want to talk to him, You just want
Speaker 1: the free drink.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners tried it out. His name is Mark,
Speaker 2: so let's talk to him about it. Mark. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 5: Hey, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Hey, you got quite the voice. Mark. What's going on?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: Is that your trick?
Speaker 5: Mark?
Speaker 2: You just talk?
Speaker 5: No? No, there's a little bit more to it than that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: I don't want to take all the credit for this one,
Speaker 5: but I was let in on a little secret, and
Speaker 5: believe it or not, it actually worked in my experience.
Speaker 1: Okay, so even before you did.
Speaker 5: It, I was I didn't think it was going to
Speaker 5: be that easy.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh wow, it's easy now easy. Well, we have
Speaker 2: to know what this is. Can you tell us about it.
Speaker 5: A friend of mine, a female co worker, she's given
Speaker 5: me some advice. She said, the secret to get them
Speaker 5: to approach you is to just wear a pink shirt.
Speaker 1: I could see this.
Speaker 5: And apparently it's just enough of a warmth collar that
Speaker 5: it gives off approachability. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Immediately say secure masculine guys.
Speaker 6: And it's funny. Every time I'm working shirt, I always
Speaker 6: get that compliment.
Speaker 2: Says, your mom doesn't count as someone should be taking
Speaker 2: each other For Alexis, would this work for you? Is
Speaker 2: if you saw a guy in pink, would you be
Speaker 2: wanting to talk to him?
Speaker 3: I mean, even if I want to talk to him
Speaker 3: in like a flirty way, I could see myself drunkenly
Speaker 3: walking by being.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, I like your outfice.
Speaker 2: You want to steal his clothes off?
Speaker 1: It's a sweatshirt I'm going to take. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, Mark, this is something that you actually tried.
Speaker 5: Well. First off, I realized I didn't own anything pink,
Speaker 5: so I.
Speaker 1: Had to go yeah, of course you did, okay, And
Speaker 1: it's a flattering color.
Speaker 2: So how did this work when you were like trying
Speaker 2: to meet women?
Speaker 5: So I went to the bar with a couple of
Speaker 5: my friends, just regular night, nothing crazy, and I wasn't
Speaker 5: saying anything to anybody. Me and my guy friends were
Speaker 5: just talking and these girls, oh wow, nice shirt. Yes,
Speaker 5: and they're ignoring all my friends and my friends. They
Speaker 5: were looking at me like I was a junk.
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit surprised that it was this effective
Speaker 2: the first time that you tried it, But that's cool.
Speaker 2: You're wanting us to call one woman in particular, right,
Speaker 2: not every woman that you met that definitely, not all
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: Is a woman. We're calling someone who approached you.
Speaker 5: She is. Her name's Tamara. Tamara, and we were both
Speaker 5: waiting online for the unisex bathroom and of course she
Speaker 5: saw my shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Amerah, what's up?
Speaker 1: I love it?
Speaker 2: What did she say? She just said she liked it.
Speaker 5: She was just said, Wow, that's a really nice shirt.
Speaker 5: You wear it? Well, you know, she just called me
Speaker 5: out on it, like as if she was surprised. I
Speaker 5: was even okay with wearing a shirt like most guys
Speaker 5: would never.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my gosh, is that thing?
Speaker 2: And how do you reply to that?
Speaker 5: Well, at this point, I had heard it so many
Speaker 5: times in the night. I was like, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 5: gonna let her in on a little secret. And I said,
Speaker 5: to be honest, I'm actually wearing this shirt to meet women.
Speaker 1: What was her response, Why would you say that?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I wasn't trying to sabotage myself. I
Speaker 5: thought I was trying to be honest and transparent.
Speaker 7: Women do like actually laughed, she.
Speaker 6: Laughed, Yeah, I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 1: She laughed, that's kind of like saying she felt for
Speaker 1: your truck.
Speaker 2: That's deterring the She's not probably not as uptight and
Speaker 2: skeptical as you guys are. So this is one of
Speaker 2: those you meet out in the world, you know us.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you turn that into a hag out?
Speaker 5: So yeah, later on in the night she ended up
Speaker 5: finding me again.
Speaker 1: Oh, which is a little drunker A little more exactly.
Speaker 5: We both had a little bit more influence going on
Speaker 5: at this point, and we found a spot where we
Speaker 5: could sit down by ourselves and actually talk not have
Speaker 5: to shout over everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an intimate sit down. How did that go?
Speaker 5: It was great. We got to know each other. We
Speaker 5: talked about travel, we talked about our families. We even
Speaker 5: got to our childhood.
Speaker 1: You got what.
Speaker 5: Into our childhood?
Speaker 2: Wow, whole therapy session.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it was the color, if it
Speaker 5: was the pink bringing it out in me, but you know,
Speaker 5: I just felt very sensitive.
Speaker 7: Fourth dra I got it could have been that too.
Speaker 5: I won't lie.
Speaker 1: To be honesty.
Speaker 2: So after you got done crying in each other's arms,
Speaker 2: then how did.
Speaker 8: You leave it?
Speaker 5: Well, eventually she had to go. I found my friends,
Speaker 5: and then she hasn't really been replying my text. You know,
Speaker 5: we exchanged numbers and stuff, and I didn't know what
Speaker 5: to do, so I asked my coworker, a female gave
Speaker 5: me the advice in the first place, and she was like,
Speaker 5: you know, just send her a question mark, like the symbol.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually not the worst.
Speaker 2: It's kind of passive aggressive Okay, Like.
Speaker 1: I need more. Yeah, Like it does feel passive.
Speaker 2: You're a married woman, Brook, You're not allowed to be
Speaker 2: a parson. You shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Asking for it just feels angry a little bit. Maybe
Speaker 1: question mark totally?
Speaker 2: Did it work? Did she respond?
Speaker 5: All she did was put a summed up.
Speaker 1: Your question It is Actually that's really bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's not a good time. We need to
Speaker 2: get to the bottom of this. We're gonna call Tamera
Speaker 2: and try and get you a pink themed edition of
Speaker 2: a Second Date Update. Can we do it after this?
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Updates.
Speaker 2: Today, we learned about the seductive magic of the pink shirt.
Speaker 2: So powerful it's a man's secret weapon to get random
Speaker 2: women to approach you out in public and say flirty
Speaker 2: things to you, like, huh, nice shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: It turned up the heat with that one, and it
Speaker 2: worked for our listener Mark, not just on Brook in
Speaker 2: her low standards, but on actual women out in the
Speaker 2: real world. So the second part, that's how he met
Speaker 2: a woman named Tamara at a bar. They ended up
Speaker 2: hanging out the entire night after that.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so cute.
Speaker 2: But following their bar meetup, she's been almost completely avoiding
Speaker 2: his texts other than the question mark that he sent
Speaker 2: to her and she just liked it.
Speaker 1: Is that the only communication? Is that the only text
Speaker 1: you sent to her?
Speaker 5: Yes? What Mark?
Speaker 1: Are you willing to work every day for the rest
Speaker 1: of your life?
Speaker 2: If this works?
Speaker 1: He needs a text in pink at this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you change the bubble to a pink bubble?
Speaker 1: People really want it.
Speaker 2: That's why he's turned to us for some radio helps.
Speaker 2: So we're going to do our best here. I'm about
Speaker 2: to dial to Mara.
Speaker 1: If our low bar is just a question mark, I
Speaker 1: think we've got this.
Speaker 2: You never know with us, though, So here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm dialing your number right now.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, is this Tamara.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We are a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the Morning.
Speaker 1: On the show with us.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Hi, Thanks good morning.
Speaker 2: Sorry to surprise you like this, but we're doing a
Speaker 2: segment called a second Date Update, and one of our
Speaker 2: listeners asked us to reach out to you.
Speaker 7: Okay, uh, okay, who was it that?
Speaker 1: It's like yes, And then it just dawned on me
Speaker 1: what you just said. That was dead.
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't realize what you're getting yourself into here.
Speaker 2: But a guy named Mark met you the other night
Speaker 2: out at the bar Mark.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, what what did he tell you?
Speaker 2: So far? Good reaction. He told us a little bit
Speaker 2: about your guys' night, that you complimented him on his
Speaker 2: nice pink shirt. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to stop. Is
Speaker 2: are you in a construction zone or are you in
Speaker 2: a stairwell?
Speaker 1: Are you building a staircase?
Speaker 8: There actually is contractors working underneath me in the apartment.
Speaker 8: I think you're streaking the popcorn feelings underneath me.
Speaker 1: That's good, nobody wants those anymore. We're not h TV.
Speaker 8: But now it's been days of this noise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get I assumed that you had met somebody else
Speaker 2: that night and brought him home and locked him in
Speaker 2: a room, And now he's trying.
Speaker 1: To I think Mark would still be that Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: jealous that he wasn't the guy locked in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the whole reason that we're calling is Mark
Speaker 2: told us he felt like he had a connection with you.
Speaker 8: Is that all that he told you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he said that you guys talked about
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, like you talked about your childhood
Speaker 1: and travel.
Speaker 8: And yeah, did he tell you about our discussion about families?
Speaker 1: He said childhood.
Speaker 2: I mean he said, you guys talked about family stuff,
Speaker 2: but not you didn't get into detail.
Speaker 1: But the way you're saying it right now, it sounds
Speaker 1: like something bad. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well Mark, he definitely tried to get into detail.
Speaker 8: So we were talking about families, and he asked to
Speaker 8: see a photo of my family. So I pulled one
Speaker 8: up from Christmas when we were all together, okay, and
Speaker 8: it got really weird and actually, honestly it got really rude.
Speaker 8: He like honed in on my sister from the picture, yeah,
Speaker 8: and was like his immediate reaction was, Wow, your sister
Speaker 8: is so gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which I mean would have.
Speaker 8: Been would have been okay, But then he kept going.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like maybe if anything you compliment her mother,
Speaker 1: just say beautiful family. Yeah, yeah, And I'm telling you
Speaker 1: that's not a lot.
Speaker 8: No, he was asking a ton of questions, like he
Speaker 8: wanted to know how old she was, where she lives,
Speaker 8: to get a date. You're going to try to find
Speaker 8: her on Instagram? Why are you asking so many questions
Speaker 8: about my sister?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we didn't hear any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: From him, but he did want to call you and
Speaker 1: your sister. Yeah, like my sister's phone number.
Speaker 8: Otherwise he probably was why.
Speaker 2: True, we're trying to help here. Remember, And I need
Speaker 2: to tell you at this point that Mark is on
Speaker 2: the other line listening to this call.
Speaker 1: I think he needs great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wants to talk to you unless your sister
Speaker 2: is there right now, in which Dames put her off.
Speaker 8: I I mean, Mark, you had to have read my
Speaker 8: reaction when you kept asking about my sister, Like I
Speaker 8: pretty much stopped talking to you altogether once you wouldn't
Speaker 8: leave it alone.
Speaker 5: I think you seriously misconstrued everything I was saying.
Speaker 2: Why I don't think I don't think so what did
Speaker 2: she misunderstand? Mark?
Speaker 5: If you'd seen her and her family. It's like when
Speaker 5: you go buy a picture frame and there's like a
Speaker 5: stock photo in there. I mean she's her mom. She's
Speaker 5: knockout for like you would never think she was a mom,
Speaker 5: that's for sure.
Speaker 8: Okay, now you're talking about my mom too, and now
Speaker 8: it's my sister and my mom. What he wanted to
Speaker 8: base the whole family?
Speaker 1: Yeah, move on to a males figure in the family. Please.
Speaker 5: Okay, he too, both dad and her older brother or
Speaker 5: I don't know if he was older or not, but
Speaker 5: he looked like he kicked my butt.
Speaker 1: So you were impressed by her family and it just
Speaker 1: came off all.
Speaker 5: Jeans that's the word I should have used, But I
Speaker 5: was drunk. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tamara said that she had a problem with you complementing
Speaker 2: the physical attractiveness of her sister.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and it wasn't. You weren't going on and on
Speaker 8: about my whole family. It was specifically just my sister
Speaker 8: for several minutes.
Speaker 2: What would Tamara be something that he should have said
Speaker 2: that would have come off as a better reaction to
Speaker 2: seeing the photo.
Speaker 8: I want totly anything else, but you could have said,
Speaker 8: oh my gosh, your family is so good looking, no wonder,
Speaker 8: you're so beautiful, Like you could have given me an
Speaker 8: out of that.
Speaker 1: Do you hear that? Mark, does that click for you?
Speaker 5: Totally? Sorry, it's clicking for me now. I was just
Speaker 5: in the moment, I was star struck by your sister.
Speaker 5: It's like she's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Okay, and.
Speaker 8: No again he's on it again. This is insane.
Speaker 5: Okay, but learning to be honest here and tell you
Speaker 5: what was going on in the moment. And you never
Speaker 5: even told me is she older or younger than you? Too?
Speaker 5: Like I have been thinking.
Speaker 8: About that, You've been thinking about it. You've been okay,
Speaker 8: so you've been trying to do you want to, but
Speaker 8: not really a question. Mark, isn't really trying to test me.
Speaker 8: That's like the bare minimum. But you've been thinking about
Speaker 8: my sister and her age since then. This is creepy.
Speaker 2: He's just trying to get to know your family.
Speaker 5: I'm sure I'm trying to avoid being creepy because I
Speaker 5: want to make sure she's not like super young or something.
Speaker 1: Question, you shut your mouth.
Speaker 8: You don't need to make sure of that because you're
Speaker 8: never going to meet her.
Speaker 4: Well, because she's not invited on their next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Mark, you need to just be quiet. Let
Speaker 2: me try and help you here for a second if
Speaker 2: I can. I don't think you can Tamara as a guy.
Speaker 2: It's it's difficult to be in a situation where you're
Speaker 2: meeting somebody new and they show you a picture of
Speaker 2: a gorgeous woman and it happens to be your sister.
Speaker 1: Like that hard, it's a trap.
Speaker 2: It's a trap. It's hard to know the right thing
Speaker 2: when you're drinking. That is the right compliment to give?
Speaker 1: Would you say the right thing? When he was sober
Speaker 1: on the phone, Yes, you can't use alcohol as well.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that he's pounding alcohol right now. He's totally
Speaker 2: nervous and flustered. Because the truth is, to Mary, the
Speaker 2: reason why he reached out to us is because he
Speaker 2: likes you that much that he's willing to do whatever
Speaker 2: it takes to see you again.
Speaker 8: No, I I think at this point I don't trust
Speaker 8: that he just wants to get to my sister through me.
Speaker 8: So there's no way that that's happening.
Speaker 2: If you don't trust what I say. Let Mark tell you, Mark,
Speaker 2: this is your chance.
Speaker 5: Do I blust?
Speaker 7: Do I fold?
Speaker 5: I don't even know, man, Mark.
Speaker 2: Are you texting the girl that told you to wear
Speaker 2: that pink shirt for advice? I want what to say here?
Speaker 5: I don't think she would help. You probably did this
Speaker 5: whole deeper for me.
Speaker 8: Yeah, now you've dug it deep enough on your own.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: It is, honestly like one big pink grave to honesty.
Speaker 2: Is there another color that can fix a yellow where
Speaker 2: it feels like the moment has come and gone?
Speaker 1: So it's a valiant effort.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey to Mary. We were going to offer to send
Speaker 2: you out on a date, but it sounds like it's
Speaker 2: a no.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think yeah, all right, okay.
Speaker 2: So in that case, are you cool if you just
Speaker 2: give him your sister's Instagram now? So if you just
Speaker 2: cuts more to it.
Speaker 8: You know he's already founded if he had not found
Speaker 8: her at all.
Speaker 2: Right, well good, I'm glad you shipped them. Congratulations Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning, if we ever get an
Speaker 2: update update email from Mark saying hey, I found her
Speaker 2: sister and it worked out way better? Do I reply
Speaker 2: to that email, Brook, or pretend like I didn't see it?
Speaker 1: You reply because you love it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do if someone shows you a hot.
Speaker 2: Woman, I said, if you're drinking as a guy and
Speaker 2: you're presented with a hot and you're in the moment,
Speaker 2: you might say the wrong thing as a dude. We
Speaker 2: tend to make those mistakes, okay, but.
Speaker 1: You don't say the wrong thing over and over and
Speaker 1: over and again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like he doubled down. So it's whatever.
Speaker 2: That relationship is probably never gonna happen. Wouldn't it be
Speaker 2: interesting if Tamara like found somebody in Mark's family.
Speaker 1: He had a secret brother.
Speaker 2: Tamara is dating Mark's dad, Mark is dating her sister.
Speaker 2: Mark's mom is with Tamara's brother.
Speaker 1: Starting to feel too much like my hometown. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm here for it.
Speaker 2: Talk about a weird Thanksgiving? Yeah, somehow they're like stepsisters.
Speaker 1: It's actually pretty easy Thanksgiving. There'd only be like four
Speaker 1: people there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mark Tamara, we have her fingers crossed for your
Speaker 2: both of your families. And all of this started because
Speaker 2: of one pink shirt.
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to be in pink at the bar.
Speaker 2: But if you ever need help with your dating live
Speaker 2: email the show. We'll call that person that's not calling
Speaker 2: you back. You can check out all of our Second
Speaker 2: Day podcast wherever you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey Brooking.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: They say timing is everything when it comes to comedy.
Speaker 2: Nailed it, nailed it. Let's see Kevin Hart pull that
Speaker 2: one out. But one of our listeners learned his comedy
Speaker 2: lesson the hard.
Speaker 1: Way harder than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he attempted a bad joke at an even worse
Speaker 2: time during his first date, and instead of laughter, all
Speaker 2: he got was a silent death stare. Is it possible
Speaker 2: that one joke was so awful it completely ruined his
Speaker 2: romantic chances? We're gonna find out or die trying in
Speaker 2: your brand new second date.
Speaker 1: I get it it.
Speaker 2: Update, suck it, Bill Burr, We're gonna do it coming
Speaker 2: up right after this.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date update.
Speaker 2: Meeting somebody that you're interested in at a friend's birthday party.
Speaker 2: Yeah sounds kind of fun to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a great place to meet.
Speaker 2: And that's actually our listener's story today for how they met.
Speaker 2: I've actually met somebody that same way. Really, keep in mind,
Speaker 2: I was inside the cake at the time, ready to
Speaker 2: pop out, and this party was kind of like a
Speaker 2: group birthday sort of thing.
Speaker 1: Is there another person in the cake with you?
Speaker 2: Jeff No, But I woke up very sore the next
Speaker 2: morning from crouching inside that cake? Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Enough about me and my story. Let's talk to our listener, Paul. Paul,
Speaker 2: were you inside of a cake too? Wow?
Speaker 1: That sounds like a boring party?
Speaker 4: Was like a flowing.
Speaker 2: We don't know. We want to know, like, what was
Speaker 2: this birthday? How did you meet this person? Let's hear
Speaker 2: the whole story.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so one to a mutual friend's birthday.
Speaker 5: That's really not important, but.
Speaker 2: I think it is actually because if you're in a
Speaker 2: friend's birthday, you know a lot of people, there's mutuals there.
Speaker 2: It's different if it's a Randos part.
Speaker 1: And what I'm curious about is did your friends alert
Speaker 1: you that there would be a cute single that you
Speaker 1: were going to meet? No, okay, okay, okay, this is
Speaker 1: all on you.
Speaker 2: It's more of a natural meeting. Okay, right, So tell
Speaker 2: us what's the name of this girl that you thought
Speaker 2: was so attractive?
Speaker 9: Her name is Stacy Stacy, and I would not describe
Speaker 9: her as a conventional beauty, but she is a person
Speaker 9: who's extremely striking.
Speaker 1: I can't tell if this is a compliment.
Speaker 6: Come on, it dabbles like almost a compliment, and then
Speaker 6: it's like a rugged face.
Speaker 2: What did you call it?
Speaker 1: I mean, why do you say I feel like scol like?
Speaker 1: Why even add that into the conversation, that it's not
Speaker 1: conventionally beautiful? Why would you even say that.
Speaker 5: It's just how I would describe her.
Speaker 1: Okay, she was not his type, but she's pretty okay.
Speaker 1: And so how did you start anversation with her?
Speaker 6: Well, I just went up and started talking to her
Speaker 6: about her outfit, because well, it wasn't risque or anything,
Speaker 6: it was stylish.
Speaker 1: These comments like a dress, do you do you normally
Speaker 1: meet like models in bikinis? Please to go?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, But again, it was a friend's birthday party,
Speaker 6: so I showed up in T shirts and jeans, and
Speaker 6: there she was in this like, very slim, beautiful outfit.
Speaker 6: She looked like she could be selling cigarettes in the
Speaker 6: nineteen thirty.
Speaker 2: I get, not a compliment. You. So she's wearing something
Speaker 2: that no other woman in their right mind would wear.
Speaker 1: But it was nineteen thirties.
Speaker 6: Guys are painting it in a negative light.
Speaker 2: Oh we are.
Speaker 1: We're just teasing you. So she's wearing a flappers tell
Speaker 1: us more about the hangout.
Speaker 6: Well, talking to her, she's obviously a person who gets
Speaker 6: a lot of male attention, and that.
Speaker 1: Was it obvious to me, I.
Speaker 2: Really was it? Okay, But okay, is this cause considered
Speaker 2: your date?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no no no, I got it.
Speaker 6: I got her Instagram handle and then I slid into
Speaker 6: her DMS.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you didn't ask her out just then. You
Speaker 1: asked her out later.
Speaker 2: Exactly, So tell us about the date where you guys
Speaker 2: met up.
Speaker 6: The day was great, we went out for time, we
Speaker 6: had good food.
Speaker 5: I continue to ask.
Speaker 6: Her questions about her incredible fashion sense, because again she
Speaker 6: showed up in another unconventional outbit.
Speaker 1: Bro is she a stylist or something. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to think. It was like boot cut jeans at.
Speaker 2: This crazy She's like, I'm wearing a dress. Was dressed?
Speaker 1: Did she like you complimented her on her fashion style?
Speaker 7: Absolutely?
Speaker 6: Obviously. It takes a lot of time and preparation and
Speaker 6: presenting how she looks, and it's incredible. It is really
Speaker 6: amazing to see.
Speaker 2: Okay, And you know a lot of women spend like
Speaker 2: a lot of time before a date getting themselves ready,
Speaker 2: making sure they look really good. So I'm sure she
Speaker 2: felt seen well.
Speaker 6: Exactly, she said that fashion was her passion.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a bummer sticker, doesn't it.
Speaker 6: So she talked on and on about that, and that
Speaker 6: was great, okay, And at one point the conversation Beard,
Speaker 6: we realized that we were both conspiracy nuts, which is
Speaker 6: how bizarre? Is that fun?
Speaker 1: Wait, you believe in them or you just like to
Speaker 1: know about that?
Speaker 2: Talk about them?
Speaker 6: I would say, we'd like to talk about him. But specifically,
Speaker 6: do you guys know the movie Room two thirty seven?
Speaker 1: No? Is it a horror film or something? It sounds
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 6: No, it's a documentary about the shining. But there's a
Speaker 6: bunch of conspiracy theories about the movie.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay. So that was a big point
Speaker 1: of conversation for you too, because you'd both seen this
Speaker 1: exactly okay, okay, interesting topics though you know it's not
Speaker 1: just weather.
Speaker 5: What do you guys can watch a movie and by
Speaker 5: the end be like, okay, we got the treasure map,
Speaker 5: we figured it out.
Speaker 2: Really sexy, set in the mood. So how did you
Speaker 2: two end the date?
Speaker 6: That was me probably the only awkward part because when
Speaker 6: the check came I made a stupid joke about how
Speaker 6: she would have to venmo me and then she gave
Speaker 6: me a really like dirty look, and I was like,
Speaker 6: I was kidding. I was kidding.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, did she actually venmo you?
Speaker 6: No? No, no, no, no again. I thrested that I
Speaker 6: was only kidding. That was the only hiccup and we
Speaker 6: had a great meal. I drove her home. I kissed
Speaker 6: her on the cheek, and havn't really gotten that many
Speaker 6: text from her.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's been some communications. Are you aiming for
Speaker 1: the cheek or the lips? And she turned.
Speaker 6: I would have taken the lips, but I wanted to
Speaker 6: play it safe. It was our first time, all right.
Speaker 2: So how long has it been since that date happened?
Speaker 6: Almost a week, all right.
Speaker 2: And nothing like she hasn't texted you I'm busy or anything.
Speaker 5: It's very like one word answers.
Speaker 2: So no, what you always tell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 6: I think she's unconventional, So who knows.
Speaker 5: I'm just wanting to see if you guys can get
Speaker 5: her to text me back.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna unconventional woman.
Speaker 2: Talks unconventional.
Speaker 1: This is it unconventional way to go about getting.
Speaker 2: In for sure. So we're going to reach out to
Speaker 2: Stacy for you in just a few minutes and find
Speaker 2: out does she have a reason or is some sort
Speaker 2: of conspiracy of Hopefully it's the first. We're gonna do
Speaker 2: it with your second date update right after this, hold
Speaker 2: on Brook and Jeffrey in.
Speaker 1: The morning Second Date update.
Speaker 2: If you missed the first part of our second date,
Speaker 2: we learned a new way to compliment a woman is
Speaker 2: to call her an unconventional beauty.
Speaker 1: It's really, honestly a good compliment. It was just the
Speaker 1: way he was saying it felt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're unconventional, like you are so sexy, unconventionally.
Speaker 2: It was a little bit confusing, but we think it
Speaker 2: was supposed to be a compliment from our listener, Paul,
Speaker 2: who was He was enamored by Stacy and her unique
Speaker 2: sense of style along with her unconventional looks. Yes, that
Speaker 2: most men might not gravitate towards, but one in a
Speaker 2: million do find her striking, and that one is with
Speaker 2: us right now, and it drove Paul to reach out
Speaker 2: to a radio show, Paul, how are you feeling about
Speaker 2: us calling her in a second here again, I would.
Speaker 6: Like to stretch as an attractive.
Speaker 2: I'm just quoting you.
Speaker 1: Feeling good after that whole recap, Jeff. But you did
Speaker 1: say like she probably has men heading on her all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, easily, totally.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, Jose. I mean that might just
Speaker 1: be it. Maybe she's too busy with other dates.
Speaker 2: To get back to She's just swimming in a sea
Speaker 2: of dudes right now.
Speaker 1: God, are you jealous?
Speaker 2: But my trip. Anyway, let's reach out to Stacy. Hopefully
Speaker 2: she picks up and can give us a little bit
Speaker 2: of insight. I'm downing her number right now.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, is this Stacy?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Is this Hey?
Speaker 2: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: What is this? Is this like a prank it, Jeff?
Speaker 1: We do do those, but not this time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is our top rated segment called Brooken. No,
Speaker 2: it's called second Date.
Speaker 1: Updates, Good sell, Jeff.
Speaker 2: I was I was reading the sign on the wall
Speaker 2: and I got distracted by broken Jeffrey. Yeah, it's actually
Speaker 2: falling in the rankings as whisper, So we'd like for
Speaker 2: you to be a part of it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think you need to hear why we even have
Speaker 1: your information?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because one of our listeners says, he went out
Speaker 2: on a great date with you recently and would like
Speaker 2: to see you again. He's a little confused why it's
Speaker 2: not happening though. His name's Paul.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I can't even no, don't even know wait, don't.
Speaker 1: Even with Paul? Or you just hate us and don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to us?
Speaker 7: No, Paul, I have nothing against you, guys, I just can't.
Speaker 7: I'm so mad at him.
Speaker 1: Oh man, he is in the dark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if that's how you feel about him, that's totally valid.
Speaker 2: But he doesn't understand why.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know you're mad.
Speaker 2: According to his recap of the date, it was actually
Speaker 2: a great night.
Speaker 7: Oh here, he has problems?
Speaker 1: Is a problem? Wait? Is this a problem you noticed
Speaker 1: on the date or is this something you learned about
Speaker 1: him later?
Speaker 7: It was what I learned on the date, Okay, Listen.
Speaker 7: He didn't take any pictures of me at all during
Speaker 7: our date, and I look freakin incredible.
Speaker 1: You wanted any take photos of your Yeah?
Speaker 7: I mean the fact is I am frigagin hot, like ridongculously.
Speaker 2: Hot, unconventionally hot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I would say that definitely.
Speaker 1: Okay, And you wanted him to pull out his camera
Speaker 1: as soon as he complimented you and start snapping photos.
Speaker 7: At some point he didn't do any and I kept
Speaker 7: even giving him hints like oh my god, how many
Speaker 7: more selfies, like take a freaking picture of me?
Speaker 1: Did you say he took selfies? Did you take pictures
Speaker 1: of himself?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: I took selfie.
Speaker 1: Oh that is funny that he didn't bring that up.
Speaker 1: That would be the word thing. So you took pictures
Speaker 1: of yourself.
Speaker 7: If you saw what I look like, you'd understand.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm trying to understand by him not wanting to
Speaker 2: take a photo of you on his phone.
Speaker 1: No, not not wanting to not doing.
Speaker 2: It, not doing it to you. That was like an offense.
Speaker 7: Can I be honest with you? There's a reason they
Speaker 7: say actions speak louder than words. He can tell me
Speaker 7: I'm beautiful, Like I know, I'm beautiful.
Speaker 2: Okay, but it means.
Speaker 7: Nothing without actually taking pictures of my beauty.
Speaker 2: Okay. If he if he really thought that you were
Speaker 2: as beautiful as he said he was, he would have
Speaker 2: been taking photos to memorialize that moment for all the time.
Speaker 3: Hey, maybe he took secret candids when you were looking.
Speaker 2: The Did you just say that's creepy. I heard her
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 7: Well, be creep stur if he did it without me
Speaker 7: knowing it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you do have boundaries. I am happy to hear that.
Speaker 2: Well. I hope that this isn't too creepy to tell you,
Speaker 2: but uh, he's been taking pictures. Paul is actually on
Speaker 2: the other line quietly listening in. Yeah, that's how the
Speaker 2: segment works as we have them listen to hear what
Speaker 2: the reasoning is. So, Paul, are you there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I would just want to say that I know you
Speaker 6: looked incredible on the day, and that's how I was
Speaker 6: telling you how beautiful you were. And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 6: I said it like multiple times.
Speaker 1: You're missing the point, Paul, work.
Speaker 7: Me nothing without the actions to back it up.
Speaker 6: Well, I was just focused on being present with you
Speaker 6: and having a good conversation and connecting with you. I
Speaker 6: thought that was more important.
Speaker 7: Really, you were just thinking of yourself.
Speaker 1: Selfish, selfish. I think he's trying to say that there
Speaker 1: was so much more to you, you know, than just
Speaker 1: how beautiful.
Speaker 7: I think you're giving him a pass he doesn't deserve.
Speaker 2: Okay, Paul, can you admit that you were selfish that night?
Speaker 2: By not taking a bunch of photos of her.
Speaker 6: Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I
Speaker 6: never thought that would be an offense.
Speaker 7: Well, that sounds fastizing, and I was so sad when
Speaker 7: I got home that night. I only took five selfies
Speaker 7: in my house. I take a lot more. Hello.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if you only take five photos of yourself,
Speaker 2: you know that's a bad.
Speaker 7: What do you have to say about it, Paul.
Speaker 6: You know, out of the millions of different things that
Speaker 6: could have gone wrong on the day, I didn't think
Speaker 6: of this.
Speaker 2: I should have.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I wish I wish i'd taken more photos.
Speaker 9: I will.
Speaker 6: I wish I.
Speaker 7: Had, Yeah, and I wish that the apology could have
Speaker 7: come a long time ago. Home.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, are you saying it's too late?
Speaker 2: We're having constructive communication here, So maybe this is a
Speaker 2: good opportunity to ask would both of you consider going
Speaker 2: out with each other another time with many, many photos
Speaker 2: taken of Stacy? And if you're willing to do that,
Speaker 2: then we would pay for it.
Speaker 8: Photographer.
Speaker 1: No, No, we don't have that much.
Speaker 7: Sorry, I think you should book us a trip.
Speaker 2: We don't have that at all.
Speaker 1: We just said we don't money for.
Speaker 2: Do you want to pull the booket?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Didn't I just say that? I feel like I just
Speaker 7: said that, Okay, want.
Speaker 1: To trip with them? You weren't even going to call
Speaker 1: him back?
Speaker 2: Think of how great she's going to look on vacation broke.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking, like our what Paulson coach wherever that is?
Speaker 7: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: You're a road trips So that's how you apologize to you?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's listen. He can sit and coach.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's going to save them some money though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, argue that this is a very very reasonable woman
Speaker 2: on the phone who clearly thank you. Yeah, you're welcome,
Speaker 2: Stacy sarcasm. Fortunately, due to our radio budget, we're not
Speaker 2: going to be able to pay for plane tickets, but
Speaker 2: maybe we can fund the in flight meal at least
Speaker 2: the coach one. We could probably afford that one.
Speaker 5: For Paul.
Speaker 1: It's usually an eight dollars snack box.
Speaker 2: Paul, would you be open to this idea?
Speaker 5: Well? What choice do I have?
Speaker 6: I mean, is that's the only way I can spend
Speaker 6: time with her, then that's what I have to do.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: Wow, The length that he's willing to go to for you, Stacy,
Speaker 2: would you agree.
Speaker 7: To a date with him as long as if he's
Speaker 7: in coach except the terms that I'm in first class?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 7: And he does.
Speaker 2: First class tickets. Honestly, you're next to him?
Speaker 1: Is they're not equals?
Speaker 2: Okay, to remember, he's gonna be punished for a few
Speaker 2: weeks before he's allowed to sit next to But look
Speaker 2: at that, Paul, you asked us for another date. You
Speaker 2: started off with a little bit of miscommunication, not enough
Speaker 2: photos taken, and ended with the most unconventional, beautiful romance
Speaker 2: in all of history.
Speaker 1: Wow, tear in my eye.
Speaker 2: I must feel good.
Speaker 6: It doesn't feel bad.
Speaker 1: It will when you check your bank account.
Speaker 2: She doesn't care about that look And Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 2: when you're a man and you see a sliver of
Speaker 2: an opening to hang out with an unconventional woman and
Speaker 2: she says, buy me a first class plane trip to
Speaker 2: somewhere nice while you sit and coach. You can't let
Speaker 2: an opportunity like that slip away. I guess that's right.
Speaker 2: It's not an opportunity.
Speaker 1: Cheff, sounds like such a good, healthy relationship.
Speaker 2: Yep, Paul is no fool and jumped right on top
Speaker 2: of it. That's why he's on Travelocity right now booking
Speaker 2: a seven thousand dollars first class ticket to Turks and
Speaker 2: Caicos like a real gentleman. I always wanted to go there.
Speaker 1: Well, he flies in the luggage compartment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if he's lucky. But hey, good on you, Paul.
Speaker 2: You came here for a date and you left with one.
Speaker 1: Do you think that we're going to get an update
Speaker 1: from them, like five years from now, where they're happily
Speaker 1: married with a couple babies on the way. She's like,
Speaker 1: he bought me my house and he stays over at
Speaker 1: his house.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Love does work in mysterious ways, and sometimes it takes
Speaker 2: us to give it a little bit of a nudge.
Speaker 2: So email the show. We'll call that person who's not
Speaker 2: calling you back, and go check out all of our
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