Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up and feels so good.
Speaker 1: I just got a wonderful pushing girl. Where rules to
Speaker 1: your words? Your word? Hello, welcome to a very special
Speaker 1: episode of Will You Accept This Rose? Happy fourth of July.
Speaker 1: My name is Arta Marine. I am coming to you
Speaker 1: live from my family's den in Little Copton, Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: You gotta turn your head to get close to the pillows,
Speaker 1: so kid doesn't yell at me. I've captured my brother
Speaker 1: because we did a replacement j J. So I have
Speaker 1: I have captured my brother. Aleric, you're the new marine.
Speaker 1: You've done it before. Alert ladies and gentlemen. Aleric Marine,
Speaker 1: thank you? Yeah, Aleric JJ had Janna Marine from little
Speaker 1: comp from real estate for all your summer rental needs.
Speaker 1: We do you got to be like Aleric has a
Speaker 1: cycling company that's it's sort of like Peloton, but it's
Speaker 1: even cooler. It's called Swift. So you're Aleric Marine cycle kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that doesn't work? What so on that subject, Yes, the
Speaker 1: most exciting thing was that my uh that the the
Speaker 1: VP of engineering. Yes, yes, during there was there was
Speaker 1: before the season started. There's a preview season and they
Speaker 1: were doing a sort of like where are they now?
Speaker 1: From the past match pastors and one of them was
Speaker 1: Drift on the show. He found the Lord, just like
Speaker 1: I think he was one of the ones that found
Speaker 1: the Lord, very similar to Shower Jesus Well, he found
Speaker 1: the Lord. Ends with um okay. So for those of
Speaker 1: you have been longtime listeners of the podcast, you know
Speaker 1: it's the only podcast about The Bachelor and grief. If
Speaker 1: you are new to the podcast, just fast forward through
Speaker 1: these first five minutes and we'll get to the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: We're doing a very Never in my whole life did
Speaker 1: I think my mission would have a anything to do
Speaker 1: with The Bachelor, because I just start watching it till
Speaker 1: like three years ago, and b I never thought I
Speaker 1: would be on this earth to normalize grief. But here
Speaker 1: we are. We're in Rhode Island. We are we are
Speaker 1: burying JJ's remains tomorrow. We actually ever we word. I
Speaker 1: only got blessed whod Island, but it's a we had
Speaker 1: some like problems with its very small town. We had
Speaker 1: some problems. We couldn't get our remains for the act
Speaker 1: to a funeral. And now she's been in our friends
Speaker 1: armoir and aler's been snuggling the box with my mom
Speaker 1: and it, and we watched The Bachelorette with her. She
Speaker 1: likes Peter. Yeah, I think she likes Peter too. I
Speaker 1: think she likes Peter. I'm just checking in and we'll
Speaker 1: get back to the Bachelor al Worth almost four months out.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? I've been better? This have socks?
Speaker 1: This socks you. You said that you've been feisty. You've
Speaker 1: been feisty in your grief. People keep asking if you're okay,
Speaker 1: like you're a hothead. No, no, I haven't been fisty. Now.
Speaker 1: I think I may be forgetting to smile at people
Speaker 1: as much. And then people like, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm like, how are you doing? Yeah? Right, how are
Speaker 1: you doing? How are you doing? I would say I've
Speaker 1: also preferred periods of my life to this um. But
Speaker 1: should we say what we may be doing tomorrow night
Speaker 1: or no? We may not be. If any block of
Speaker 1: officers were good, you can. You can talk about it
Speaker 1: after we've we've done this well on air till Wednesday.
Speaker 1: We may or may not. I don't want any like evidence. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're not doing this. We discussed doing this, but
Speaker 1: we definitely did not have all of her friends over
Speaker 1: and play all the single ladies, and definitely did not.
Speaker 1: With a little techniny bit of her ashes sent her
Speaker 1: over her wild flower field with like with everybody with sparklers,
Speaker 1: playing single ladies and and and maybe launched by a rocking,
Speaker 1: But that didn't happen. We decided not to do that, right, Uh,
Speaker 1: we decided not to do for sure, We're for sure
Speaker 1: not doing that unless we did that. But we for
Speaker 1: sure did not do that. Yeah, Snifer gets to stake here.
Speaker 1: She liked it here, she liked here. And here's just
Speaker 1: what I want to say if anybody out there loses anybody.
Speaker 1: First of all, it sucks. It's the worst. It sucks
Speaker 1: so hard. I've cried every day for four months, except
Speaker 1: for three days. This week I didn't cry, but I
Speaker 1: will say I sold your doll. I also laughed a
Speaker 1: lot between that and now, like you're still yourself, but
Speaker 1: you just cry, you get sentimental. I have increased the
Speaker 1: frequency with which I mutter the phrase everyone can go
Speaker 1: fun that everyone. I've always said it a lot, but
Speaker 1: I said more. Now everyone can go. Everyone can go themselves.
Speaker 1: And I want to say one more minute and then
Speaker 1: we'll get going what was so fun about JJ And
Speaker 1: here we are. She was so fun and we just
Speaker 1: best off for her. Here's some best offs. Every year
Speaker 1: when we were little kids, once a year she would
Speaker 1: pull each of us out and she'd be like, it's
Speaker 1: hookeey day to day and she would like take you
Speaker 1: down for a picnic down on the rocks. It was
Speaker 1: always a beautiful in like early June. Yeah, when it
Speaker 1: was like towards the end of the school year, go
Speaker 1: down to the ocean and we have like we go
Speaker 1: climb on the rocks and we'd have hooky day. And
Speaker 1: then there are these big old summer houses that are
Speaker 1: empty at the time, you know, we just go sit
Speaker 1: on like the porches of them and have our picnic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we'd like look at the windows that like
Speaker 1: how all the hoypool OI lived should be like, uh,
Speaker 1: by the way, it means like the exact opposite. We
Speaker 1: got it, Fiancy, it's the problem. It's all really Rosie's fault. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, opposite of what it means. Looked up. She
Speaker 1: also very much did not limit our television time. She
Speaker 1: led us like, are like I'm continuing that pad parenting tradition.
Speaker 1: I think that's right. I felt quite honestly, I feel
Speaker 1: like there was many times because she worked in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like my babysitter with Scooby Doo. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was we had limited choices because there
Speaker 1: was no cable and until like two years ago and
Speaker 1: we had like three channels right depending on the weather.
Speaker 1: But we loved it. Yeah, and so well, there wasn't
Speaker 1: a ton of children's programming, but so you know, we
Speaker 1: watched a lot of Barney Miller and Mash reruns. Not
Speaker 1: in the original We're not at all. We're not at all.
Speaker 1: They had reruns because that's what they played. Also, and
Speaker 1: uh and Mash. Yeah, and the news. We watched a
Speaker 1: lot of the news. And then so she loved The
Speaker 1: Bachelor and The Bachelortch was super into the podcast. She
Speaker 1: loved coming to Nashville last year. She loved that needle
Speaker 1: point that somebody gave us for her that they brought
Speaker 1: a fan brought to the show that said little Contentability
Speaker 1: for all you summer rental needs. We had another needle
Speaker 1: point pillow and the House growing Up that appeared one
Speaker 1: day that said that was for Willie and it said
Speaker 1: happiness is a positive cash flow. That's right. Happen is
Speaker 1: happiness is a positive cash Who made that? Who Needle
Speaker 1: pointed that? A genius, you know what, someone who's so right.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Willie had the pay she is to
Speaker 1: actually do some cross IT patients. He lacked this small
Speaker 1: motor control to pacis. So this j J, this tributes First,
Speaker 1: she's gonna stay with us. We'll be here's our her
Speaker 1: box and I got her some good wishing stones. So
Speaker 1: anybody out there going through hard times hanging there, it
Speaker 1: just takes time. Play helps. You have to play. You've
Speaker 1: got to play. You gotta play. We're gonna have a
Speaker 1: little dance party tomorrow night too. When we don't he
Speaker 1: had knowing everybody can go themselves playing house Bachelor. The
Speaker 1: podcast tops. She loved the podcast. Okay, so we're in Netherlands,
Speaker 1: tulips pot and hookers. Um, you've been to the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: I happened to the Netherlands. Can you ever run through
Speaker 1: a beautiful tulip field that was striped? It was so pretty? No,
Speaker 1: it was super pretty, and I've never I spent all
Speaker 1: my time in Amsterdam. Yeah, he did, getting super high.
Speaker 1: So I didn't want it. So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm in the Netherlands, legal and so I tried. I
Speaker 1: was looking for like like a pot brownie. I'm not
Speaker 1: a stoner, but it's like, well it's legal, how about
Speaker 1: And I found some candy. Yeah, and it was nasty
Speaker 1: and I didn't get high at all. That sucks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was a little drunk form the wine beforehand. But
Speaker 1: the last person years ago eight pot brownies Zak Galpanekis
Speaker 1: and Nick Swardson, and I was high for like three days.
Speaker 1: I was. Yeah, I was not high. I knew I
Speaker 1: couldn't smoke anything because like I tried that one time
Speaker 1: and it was angel dust. Well and I literally like
Speaker 1: vomited because I don't smoke and we're lightweight sweet Marines. Yeah. Anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: so it was by one time and uh and then
Speaker 1: the hooker thing. I've never done. That's good God to Hooker's. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you know what if you do, go to Hooker's
Speaker 1: no judgment. Okay, here we go. So she's in the
Speaker 1: Netherlands and she her voice sounded so haggard at the top,
Speaker 1: like she was like, I mean, no offense to the
Speaker 1: sex workers out there. I don't mean to say this,
Speaker 1: not for me, not for you, not for you. Her
Speaker 1: voice sounded haggard. I think she was sick. She must
Speaker 1: have been sick, right, she must be exhausted, Like I'm
Speaker 1: falling from multiple people. It's exciting, and then she's like, um,
Speaker 1: and then poor Connors started for you guys, like I
Speaker 1: heard the earliest one on one. I'm really hoping, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm hoping my name is on there because I need
Speaker 1: one on one because I'm pretty sure she wants to
Speaker 1: spend more down with me. Yeah, and then she's getting
Speaker 1: one week before Hometowns with four guys, and um, Jed
Speaker 1: got the one on one. It's hard now watching Jed
Speaker 1: because he comes off as such a good guy and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you are a dirt ball. Not only did
Speaker 1: he have a girlfriend, apparently he cheated on that girlfriend
Speaker 1: before he took her to the Bahamas. Allegedly he like
Speaker 1: had sex with some other girl before, so I've known. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who are are are? You know? Are kind of horn
Speaker 1: dogs like that? Right? Yeah? Yeah? And the thing is
Speaker 1: right to do it? Well, yes, you have to mean
Speaker 1: it with every girl. Well, I actually think that's what
Speaker 1: a sex and love at like I think some guys.
Speaker 1: That's why I think Ari was. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've watched NI. I think they become obsessed with telling
Speaker 1: people I love you, and they love to have they
Speaker 1: love to fall in love and have people fall in
Speaker 1: love with that. Yeah, because it's exciting to have something
Speaker 1: to make someone fall in love. So who do you
Speaker 1: know this like that, I'm not telling you, I'm not
Speaker 1: telling you. Well, I'll cut it out. I'll cut it out. No,
Speaker 1: you don't know, then where what part of your life work? No? Okay, college,
Speaker 1: probably some point. Whisper whispered to me, whisper pose it okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we're back. He told me it was good. It was
Speaker 1: really good. Okay. So then yeah, they're there one on one.
Speaker 1: They're hugging or on the eight um Tyler. Meanwhile back
Speaker 1: at the hotel, is like I like Tyler giving um
Speaker 1: just sort of feel like the people who like sorry,
Speaker 1: who like I feel like. Being a musician totally plays
Speaker 1: into that too. Oh yeah, because everybody falls in love
Speaker 1: with you when you played exactly yeah. Um, Well, and
Speaker 1: a musician who's also a he's got a few secrets.
Speaker 1: He's got a girlfriend, and he's actually a burlesque dancer.
Speaker 1: That's a secret that seems like the kind of thing
Speaker 1: you'd want to disclose to your future wife. And that
Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend. Those are two disclosures that have
Speaker 1: not been touched. If he wins, she's not gonna like
Speaker 1: those two, probably unless she thinks it's exciting that he's
Speaker 1: just I think he's a burlesque dancer, so it might
Speaker 1: be different. You know what again, you know not no
Speaker 1: offensive sex workers out there or the burleste You gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta make a living, absolutely well. But but you
Speaker 1: would want to know if he's a stripper. I think
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like a Southern Christian beauty
Speaker 1: the queen. You want to know if your guys are stripping. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Tyler is saying to Luke, pay nip it in
Speaker 1: the bud. And you thought he said sniff it in
Speaker 1: the butt. He totally said step in the But that's great.
Speaker 1: So then they go she's on her date. She goes
Speaker 1: in these chocolates with Jed. They're on the boat and
Speaker 1: they're dancing in the street and he clicked his hand
Speaker 1: with a jig. Is only a trained mail stripper can
Speaker 1: I mean he was really well trained, like a magic
Speaker 1: mic dancer. Like if leprechn was his theme, he really
Speaker 1: was quite the That jigs and that's also made her
Speaker 1: fall in love with him was like tall jig step
Speaker 1: uh yeah, yeah exactly. That was the thing that was
Speaker 1: like that. It was like, oh, you were so good
Speaker 1: dancing on that pole or whatever. Yeah, when you're dancing
Speaker 1: on that pole with that Leprecn kick. When you did
Speaker 1: that pole dance, Leprecn dance kicks all in. So they
Speaker 1: go and then you have a little stee there outside
Speaker 1: and these people are like you're not for another Lander's like, no,
Speaker 1: what are you English? I thought, oh, you're dumb, dumb
Speaker 1: you you know you speak English, you're American. It's like
Speaker 1: when people come back and they're like, cheers, I did that.
Speaker 1: There are other people in town have done there, and
Speaker 1: they're like, remember to study abroad and cheers. So I
Speaker 1: want to know what I say cheers to people. I
Speaker 1: try to only say cheers to people when I'm in England.
Speaker 1: Yeah you should Alaric w we gotta go alerc Marine
Speaker 1: for all your indoor cycling needs. Has that you got
Speaker 1: to ring a little cheers? That's it. Alerc Marine for
Speaker 1: all your indoor cycling needs. Cheers, cheers. My wife has
Speaker 1: a theory that when someone says cheers to, what they
Speaker 1: really mean is yourself, which is what we are actually
Speaker 1: are saying these last four months. So you've been cheers
Speaker 1: in right and left. It is your secret code to
Speaker 1: tell every did you go them? Also, someone says regards,
Speaker 1: and I'm going I'm one step away from suing you regards.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you mean like in an email? Yes,
Speaker 1: for sure, that's that's exactly like you're about to be
Speaker 1: served papers when you came over to my house and regards, Hey, cards,
Speaker 1: go fuck yourself, cheers, cheers in regards, go funk yourself.
Speaker 1: You're about to get suits, cheers were cars? Okay? So
Speaker 1: then oh I like that, I'm going to write that down. Okay,
Speaker 1: cheers in regards Okay. So then we have UM. So
Speaker 1: then they've been He's like, you've been together a long time.
Speaker 1: He's like long enough to know to know things. And
Speaker 1: then she's like, well we fell in love. We got
Speaker 1: right after ten days. It was written the stars, and
Speaker 1: they like that. They're like, this is effortless feelings. I
Speaker 1: kind of feel like we're on the same page. I've
Speaker 1: been protective of my heart. Um, it's harder than I thought,
Speaker 1: but I feel better. It's hard to articulate, to trust
Speaker 1: and not be afraid, and she really she should would.
Speaker 1: Then had dinner with them. She wore a red suit.
Speaker 1: She was in sexy men's wear for our Rookie of
Speaker 1: the Year and she was like, I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: as open as I can, but my feelings for multiple
Speaker 1: people here, I just got hurt. And he's like, I
Speaker 1: want to hear about this. I want to hear about this.
Speaker 1: It will make you stronger. I want to build our foundation,
Speaker 1: a foundation powerfully relationship. He doesn't always he might be
Speaker 1: a dumb dumb didn't you had a dumb dumb? He
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like the dumbest went up there. That's true.
Speaker 1: There's a few that seem dumber. Luke seems like a
Speaker 1: dumb dumb. Luke seems like a total dumb dumb and
Speaker 1: it's a dangerous being a dumb dumb slash of psychopath.
Speaker 1: Don't kill me, kill Katie. Okay. So then we have clicking.
Speaker 1: She was like, you know, I had a moment when
Speaker 1: you were clicking and your heels are up and I
Speaker 1: was laughing. It's spinning around, and I saw your face
Speaker 1: and we kissed and she thought, oh my gosh, is
Speaker 1: this real? And then more click at the heels and
Speaker 1: she said, Jed, I am falling in love with you.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, I am shaking inside, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I've known it for a little while, I just haven't
Speaker 1: said it. And he goes. She said, I don't know
Speaker 1: where this ends for me, but my heart is just
Speaker 1: feels like it's through the earth. Did he say that
Speaker 1: it fell through the earth? Its heart fell through the earth,
Speaker 1: which I was supposed to be a compliment. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure I would take it as such, but it was.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where they say, of you know,
Speaker 1: verbal communication is not in the actual choice of words,
Speaker 1: but in like how it's delivered the choice of words.
Speaker 1: I was like, your heart fell to the earth guards.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I hate that he has
Speaker 1: all the other girlfriends. To be fair, she's making out
Speaker 1: with dozens of guys in this process, but that's the show.
Speaker 1: That's the show. But you know, she's not exactly in
Speaker 1: a position to be like, oh my god, you had
Speaker 1: another girlfriend, because I've told about three guys, I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love and that is since you're the new marine
Speaker 1: and I've stucked you in and now you're gonna be
Speaker 1: part of the show. I might even make you do
Speaker 1: a live show with me, because Alec Mareene, for all
Speaker 1: your intercycling needs cheers regards. I what you need to know,
Speaker 1: they really spleed the d. They split the dip. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna trademark that phrase bleed the day just so you
Speaker 1: know they really spleed the d on you can. It's
Speaker 1: if somebody said to me, I'm falling in love with you,
Speaker 1: I would, in my mind think somebody just told me
Speaker 1: they were in love with me. That's not the same.
Speaker 1: It's also it apparently different than I love you. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I love you is the only one
Speaker 1: that's binding on this show. I'm falling in love with
Speaker 1: you is not binding. It's like I just said I
Speaker 1: was falling. I didn't say I was in I said
Speaker 1: I was fauling. It is not binding on earth life.
Speaker 1: If somebody said I'm falling in love with you, in
Speaker 1: my mind they just told me they loved me. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that would be I think that would be
Speaker 1: a fair interpretation that you could hold the other person
Speaker 1: accountable too, and if they did it, then I could
Speaker 1: send them a letter that set three cards aren't. When
Speaker 1: you said I'm falling in love with you, I took
Speaker 1: you at your word. I will see you in court.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I boiled your rabbit, I boiled
Speaker 1: your rabbit. I will see you in Judge. Judy's scores
Speaker 1: for those kids out there that were born since in
Speaker 1: the movie Fatal Attraction, Glenn Close was like a stalker
Speaker 1: and she was obsessed with who was the guy, Michael Douglas.
Speaker 1: Michael Douglas. And he was married and he had a wife.
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you're married. And she got jealous
Speaker 1: and she boiled his wife or his daughter's rabbit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that. There's a The only scene I remember
Speaker 1: from Sleepless in Seattle was Tom Hanks's character his his
Speaker 1: child was trying to encourage him to open up and
Speaker 1: be open to dating this woman who's met on the internet.
Speaker 1: And he says, he says to his kid, he said,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen if you ever seen fatal chactions
Speaker 1: because said no, you wouldn't let me. And he said, well,
Speaker 1: I've seen it scared the ship out of me. It
Speaker 1: scared the ship out of every man in America. That's true.
Speaker 1: It just scared the ship out of everybody. Um, you
Speaker 1: were saying that you were watching another dating child. I was.
Speaker 1: I just completed watching Double Shot at Love on MTV
Speaker 1: staring Staring Polly Day fellow Rhode Islander, and it was
Speaker 1: it was part of the Monday what was in the
Speaker 1: lineup Thursday Jersdays Thursdays from the Jersey Shore, Jerseydays on
Speaker 1: MTV and so that it's so it's sort of like
Speaker 1: a low budget Bachelor. But the the interesting thing here
Speaker 1: there were two bachelors and then a bunch of ladies
Speaker 1: vying for their attention. But the ladies got to choose
Speaker 1: which one they were interested in, and they didn't have
Speaker 1: to choose until, you know, they didn't have to really
Speaker 1: pick a team until pretty late in the process. And uh,
Speaker 1: there'd be a cab waiting outside instead of a rose ceremony,
Speaker 1: is a cab ceremony called they called at the carabs
Speaker 1: cab ceremony and they'd be like, get cabs are here,
Speaker 1: and then the other ones would be like, They're like,
Speaker 1: do you still want a double shot at love Oh Yes,
Speaker 1: and then big Big Hug. But there was Valerie, there
Speaker 1: was one. I would say generally everybody was very um
Speaker 1: cautious with their emotions in this process, except for one
Speaker 1: person who fully was a bunny boiler who it was
Speaker 1: it was potentially gonna boil someone's bunny. She was a
Speaker 1: super fan of pod It's not I don't think that
Speaker 1: was it. I don't think it was. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was the celebrity crunch. I just think she just
Speaker 1: at some point early on decided like I'm in love
Speaker 1: with him. Um. Also, we may need to on Patreon,
Speaker 1: you were saying. On and MTV, there's a show called
Speaker 1: Tattoo Far where they have I don't know anything about this,
Speaker 1: but where they have they take how far is tattoo Far?
Speaker 1: So they'll have people that are like brothers and sisters
Speaker 1: or relationships or best friends or something, and each person
Speaker 1: gets to pick a tattoo and the placement of the
Speaker 1: tattoo for the other person and they have to get it.
Speaker 1: And Alex's a preview. They don't find out what it
Speaker 1: is into the tattoos on their body. And Alex said
Speaker 1: he saw a preview that said, what it was just
Speaker 1: a guy looking in the mirror and me like, we
Speaker 1: got those dicks. Apparently there was a gichanic dicks with
Speaker 1: huge hairy balls coming out of his armpit. It was
Speaker 1: like a huge like vany dick and balls coming out
Speaker 1: of the armpit and you have to get it. It's
Speaker 1: a great idea. We might have to watch it on patreo. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you need you need that at that Christine's name, Oh,
Speaker 1: back it up, back it up. Okay. So our lady
Speaker 1: friend said she was watching it and that there was
Speaker 1: a guy that had a huge dick with harry veins
Speaker 1: and balls and that it had like coming out of
Speaker 1: his armpits and he had to get it. We might
Speaker 1: have to watch this on patreot. How many episodes are there,
Speaker 1: of which one of tattoo far I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1: We gotta watch it. Yeah, you know what it looked.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm horrified at the Frankly, I'm I'm freaked
Speaker 1: out by tattoos. Generally, I'm not freaked by tattoos. I'm
Speaker 1: freaked out by the permanence of tattoos. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: accidentally getting a huge vany dick and balls coming out
Speaker 1: of a huge one out of your armpit. Not Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that happened. I gotta google that. Okay. So
Speaker 1: then she was like, he goes, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to sleep for three days. Oh he's snuggling j J. Again,
Speaker 1: what do we just keep her in your lap? J J?
Speaker 1: She thinks that tattoos. She didn't like tattoos. She wasn't
Speaker 1: a tattoo defend okay, but she does say it gets
Speaker 1: funny the dick and ball. She thinks it's funny. Um,
Speaker 1: so not going to be He's just not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to sleep for three days. So excited to meet
Speaker 1: your family. They're kissing outside. Um um, she says, feel
Speaker 1: feel free, to feel and to move forward. It's written
Speaker 1: the stars. So then they're at the Hague. Isn't that
Speaker 1: like where they do like war crime tribunals, That's exactly
Speaker 1: what they do with the Hague. Okay. So Tyler is
Speaker 1: there and she goes, hey, good looking, and they jump
Speaker 1: up and there's they kind of fucked him over. They
Speaker 1: must have known he doesn't like horses. Instead of a
Speaker 1: horse state dude with pigg pairing that pickled her probably
Speaker 1: wasn't a set up, and maybe it was. It was
Speaker 1: pickle harrings and horses and then they're like and then
Speaker 1: they have to sit down and those horses when not cooperating. No,
Speaker 1: they had like two Clydesdales or whatever. They were like,
Speaker 1: fuck you and how to ride horses regards? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: and she does. No, there's a lot of the bachelorettes
Speaker 1: have no tolerance for any weakness. She was like, you
Speaker 1: got a man up like there is you cannot show
Speaker 1: any fear on the Bachelor or you're out. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't last. I enjoyed him. Were going
Speaker 1: Mr ice cream Man, and then she tried to like
Speaker 1: boy he bought the ice creams and then they rode away.
Speaker 1: It was funny. It was funny watching them with the
Speaker 1: ice cream man because the horses just walked away. I
Speaker 1: like that. And so then he's like, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: come to you. And then they had pickled herring and
Speaker 1: he goes, this is my worst nightmare. And she's like
Speaker 1: a status and she shoved like half of a herring
Speaker 1: down is like deep through did a pickled herring? And
Speaker 1: then he like through up up to the to the
Speaker 1: episode before when they're in the they're walking around the
Speaker 1: market in uh in Latvia and she and she eats
Speaker 1: that pickle and I love that she chose down because
Speaker 1: some other pats she gets. She loves shots and she
Speaker 1: deep throated that gigantic pickle. She shoved a huge so
Speaker 1: you could just see. I mean like, yeah, wow, wow everybody.
Speaker 1: So then he got in his head and re goot.
Speaker 1: She loves it. She loves the darkness, like when when
Speaker 1: why did you get in your head? He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just started comparing. Why why did you compare?
Speaker 1: And then she says, if you're invited me and all.
Speaker 1: So she's all she wants to do is trauma bond
Speaker 1: with people, like show me your pain, show me your wound,
Speaker 1: and I'll show you my wound. Is all this trauma bond?
Speaker 1: You know what if I had nothing but people coming
Speaker 1: up to me and be like, I'm really here for you,
Speaker 1: I really I feel like I feel like I could
Speaker 1: be falling in love with you, possibly maybe in a
Speaker 1: in a in a sort of like subjunctive conditional kind
Speaker 1: of way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I might maybe could be
Speaker 1: falling in love with you. Yeah I might could maybe
Speaker 1: be falling in love with the hypothetical if I could
Speaker 1: maybe the theory be falling. Maybe could might be falling
Speaker 1: in love with your guards, the guards. Would you want
Speaker 1: more if people were doing that? Well? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: so Luke's the only one who's not doing that, right,
Speaker 1: Luke's the one who's like how granted he's not he's
Speaker 1: not like showing or anything except like you know, messing
Speaker 1: with her head and like basically like stirring up trouble
Speaker 1: with all the other guys. To me, if every guy
Speaker 1: hates the guy, you like, you've picked a deck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a it's not a good sign because these are
Speaker 1: nice guys. These are nice guys, and they all like
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, they all like each other. They're all
Speaker 1: like happy for me. They didn't want to see Mike's
Speaker 1: suitcase gone. They liked Mike. Yeah, they're like, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: I get think it's my competition. But at least is
Speaker 1: not King. At least she won't end up with Luke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I care enough about Hannah, who I might be
Speaker 1: falling in love with. Mike could maybe be regarding and
Speaker 1: love it like I've considered falling in love with right
Speaker 1: and I can certainly express it as such. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: care about her enough sure that I don't want to
Speaker 1: see her end up with that ship. Yeah that's fucking
Speaker 1: short psycho. Well, oh my god, how much did we
Speaker 1: love when Tyler is sitting there already goes Normally villains
Speaker 1: are like big imposing dudes to be on a five
Speaker 1: foot I mean, I don't want a short shame, but
Speaker 1: I gotta say, yeah, I mean, I mean, it's short shaming,
Speaker 1: that's what it is. But it's funny. It made me laugh.
Speaker 1: I don't know how proud of it. Well, we were
Speaker 1: both the littlest ones in our class, our entire lives.
Speaker 1: Both of us were the littlest ones in our class always,
Speaker 1: So we can own this. Then we get on this.
Speaker 1: We're allowed, we can say this were shaved. We were
Speaker 1: both the little guys. You were four eleven until when
Speaker 1: uh forever when when I went to high school in
Speaker 1: the tenth grade, I was a d under a hundred
Speaker 1: pounds and probably for eleven yeah, I don't know, maybe five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we could say this as extra little people. I
Speaker 1: thought it was funny that there that there saying that
Speaker 1: their villains eight. Okay, so then we have we're in riga.
Speaker 1: He's tripping out and then she's like, I want to
Speaker 1: know the dirty, raw things and things that have scarred you.
Speaker 1: And that's so. Then she didn't get it. She was frustrated.
Speaker 1: And then they go they have the dinner and he
Speaker 1: was like, what a day. She was like, He goes,
Speaker 1: I was a little fearful on the horse, but it
Speaker 1: was a big moment for me today. Um Tyler, I said,
Speaker 1: I don't open up to anybody. My parents got divorced.
Speaker 1: Dad's on top of the world. Family is living on
Speaker 1: the water market crash. We lost everything, things didn't work.
Speaker 1: My pops. I love it that he I love that
Speaker 1: he calls him my pops. My pops had to move out.
Speaker 1: The biggest fears to fare at marriage. And she loved it.
Speaker 1: She loved but then she said she doesn't like how
Speaker 1: her parents communicate. She's not what she wants, not the
Speaker 1: way they could communicate. And he goes, I've filled in
Speaker 1: a lot, but I'm thinking for my fails because it
Speaker 1: cracked open more in my heart. I'm falling hard for you.
Speaker 1: I want to know who you are. I'm falling hard
Speaker 1: for you. I want to be the guy that gets
Speaker 1: on one knee for you. I'm falling in love, he said,
Speaker 1: I am falling in love for four Hannah. He might
Speaker 1: be a dumb dump, but he's adorable. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna win in that. You're not you don't love Tyler.
Speaker 1: He was in Little Compton. We had dinner tonight down
Speaker 1: here where they film that. Here's the thing about Little Compton.
Speaker 1: I think they negotiated to keep the name off of
Speaker 1: the screen. That's how crazy Little Compton is about keeping
Speaker 1: it little. They didn't want it on the because I'm like,
Speaker 1: where the funk was the name? And They're like, we
Speaker 1: didn't want it on there. I'm like, wait what? And
Speaker 1: nobody in the town the Waite stuff, I'm like, did
Speaker 1: you go? Nobody cares, Nobody watched it, Nobody cares. This
Speaker 1: is not that town. Nobody they had. There was a
Speaker 1: lot of limousines down there, lights, a lot of lights,
Speaker 1: a lot of limousines. Nobody gave a ship. Nobody cared. Um, uh,
Speaker 1: good for them. I would have I would have flown
Speaker 1: across country been like, where are they? Let me add
Speaker 1: them cheers regards. So then he goes, I got an
Speaker 1: incredible fire for Hannah, and it roars and it roars,
Speaker 1: and I want to keep fueling it. Um, yes, go
Speaker 1: ahead and fuel Uh that's a weird Yeah, okay, good
Speaker 1: for you. Did you know that he is a builder
Speaker 1: who also wants to be like a flash dance dancer.
Speaker 1: What is the flashdance dance? Remember? Like what a feeling
Speaker 1: he like? We saw him like dancing shirtless around like
Speaker 1: a construction. Oh, I saw him dancing at the end
Speaker 1: of the last episode. Yeah, you didn't like it. You
Speaker 1: didn't like it was embarrassing. I loved it. The whole
Speaker 1: thing was embarrassing. Everyone's off key. You didn't like Jed
Speaker 1: getting all the musical screen time? Also, Yeah, I resented that.
Speaker 1: So here's something generally I have to say about the
Speaker 1: speech patterns. Yeah great. Someone pointed out to me years
Speaker 1: ago that when people say I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 1: they're lying. They might be telling the truth then, but
Speaker 1: it's implies that like they often lie. Wow, who told
Speaker 1: you that? I got used to work with stand Etra.
Speaker 1: Where do you work with him? I worked with them
Speaker 1: at a kind of technology huh. And so he said
Speaker 1: that when people when he's like, he's like that is
Speaker 1: not a great thing to say if you want to
Speaker 1: really get someone to trust, to say I'm gonna be honest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. And they say it, they say
Speaker 1: that kind of thing constantly. You're absolutely right, constantly, you're
Speaker 1: absolutely right. But I just really want to be really
Speaker 1: truthful with you. I really want to be open and honest.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I failed before, I've
Speaker 1: sewed before, but you know, I just want to be
Speaker 1: honest with you. Like I do. I do see myself
Speaker 1: living feelings for you, and I really try hard to
Speaker 1: picture it, picture myself feelings for you in the future.
Speaker 1: When I went yeah, but and I to me, it's
Speaker 1: all just couching what you're saying, uh, And and then
Speaker 1: you'll get the then you'll get the who don't write
Speaker 1: and and they're scary as hell. What do you mean
Speaker 1: like the people who come on who don't say that,
Speaker 1: who are like, I love you right right from day one.
Speaker 1: I've just known no, no, no, it's freaky, it's freaky.
Speaker 1: I have another basic question. This is something which you
Speaker 1: might know from talking to the producers. So all those
Speaker 1: scenes where they're sitting around talking to the the guys
Speaker 1: sitting around talking. They have to all sit there so
Speaker 1: that again I understand they have to sit there so
Speaker 1: they can forward them talking about like shooting the ship
Speaker 1: about whatever. How presumably they only have to do that
Speaker 1: for like half an hour. Like they're they're like locked
Speaker 1: in their hotel room. They have no stimulians. They can't
Speaker 1: walk around out side. Are they allowed to get some
Speaker 1: work done or like see the city at all? No?
Speaker 1: I think they can maybe go to the hotel gym.
Speaker 1: My god, they're locked in. They want of like sensory
Speaker 1: deprived them as much as possible. That sounds horrendous. So
Speaker 1: you're just you're just going around from city to the city,
Speaker 1: being imprisoned in a hotel except for like you know,
Speaker 1: brief moments when they let you out and then also
Speaker 1: but that also stirs like the conflict between the guys
Speaker 1: because they don't have there's no music, there's no falls,
Speaker 1: there's no books or magazines. They just sit around talk
Speaker 1: about their feelings. That sounds like the worst. Did you
Speaker 1: know that. I'm trying to get on Amazing Race with
Speaker 1: Lance Bass and I'm but I'm concerned that when we lose,
Speaker 1: because we will fail because I'm pretty weak and fearful. Um,
Speaker 1: I fear that then they would try to lock us
Speaker 1: in a hotel somewhere for like three months till ever
Speaker 1: till the winners win. They don't sign up for it.
Speaker 1: If I have, I mean, Lance Bass is probably a
Speaker 1: lovely person. You know, three months in a hotel room
Speaker 1: probably not worth it. Yeah, you're right, probably not three months.
Speaker 1: I bet maybe Lance could, maybe Lance could get us out.
Speaker 1: By the way, Lance, if you're listening, three months in
Speaker 1: a hotel room, my sister holy ship three to like
Speaker 1: a Hyatt with me and LANs bask because we failed,
Speaker 1: like we couldn't get we couldn't get out of l
Speaker 1: a X. We immediately a lot to like the l
Speaker 1: a X Radisson and for like three I sort of
Speaker 1: I don't know you at all as a fellow human being.
Speaker 1: True story. Okay, So then so then we have Mike
Speaker 1: gets a one on one, Connor is bombed. Connor decides
Speaker 1: to go knocking on her door. He goes hugging and
Speaker 1: she's like, well, Connor, you faded in the group dates.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm feeling the feeling of falling in love
Speaker 1: and I keep saying, where's Connor. Where's Connor? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you came, but um, you came too late.
Speaker 1: I have stronger feelings. I don't know if I can
Speaker 1: see it. And she cut Connor and it was too little,
Speaker 1: too late. I think we'll be seeing Connor in Paradise.
Speaker 1: I think he'll do well in Paradise out. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I basically think he basically was daring her to let
Speaker 1: him go, right, because he said, like, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know that I'm comfortable of bringing her home to
Speaker 1: meet my family when we haven't had I've made you
Speaker 1: for like two minutes, and I yeah, And I guess
Speaker 1: at some level he was like this, this isn't this
Speaker 1: isn't you know, this isn't a good sign. And even
Speaker 1: if I were to get the rose, I'd feel kind
Speaker 1: of freaky about it. So you know what, like, there's
Speaker 1: no outcome here that'sn't good. I'm gonna right. So then
Speaker 1: she goes biking with Mike, and uh, they go and
Speaker 1: they they love art and they're gonna have an afternoon
Speaker 1: of painting each other. So then, um, they're painting, and
Speaker 1: he's elated and blessed. He's feeling very serious and he's
Speaker 1: like this today might be the first day in my life.
Speaker 1: And then her face looked very upset. But then so
Speaker 1: they did the painting. They were snuggling, and then she
Speaker 1: goes and looks at a lot of art. She's crying.
Speaker 1: She's looking at the girl with a pearleering. She's upset.
Speaker 1: And he shows up and she's like, let's let's just
Speaker 1: sit down. He was one of those he was one
Speaker 1: of those people who doesn't couch what he says. And
Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest with no. He's almost too
Speaker 1: direct because it's not sexy. It's too direct. It's like whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I'm not used to direct, you know. And he seems
Speaker 1: like a good guy. He's like, he's not like a
Speaker 1: bully alpha male. He's not. He's also not timid. He's
Speaker 1: just confident. Would be a great bachelor. He'd be a
Speaker 1: great bachelor. Great. I vote for him for all these guys,
Speaker 1: I vote for him to be the next great. I
Speaker 1: support that. I think it is either going to be.
Speaker 1: You need to see being I wonder what would you
Speaker 1: like to see him struggle with a choice, because we
Speaker 1: have he was he was like, no, no, she's she's wonderful.
Speaker 1: She's wonderful, and I want to be with her. I know,
Speaker 1: I know. He's almost too pure to be although all
Speaker 1: of us they're very clean cut, the Batchelors, a lot
Speaker 1: of them, not sorry, but Colton and Ben Higgins were
Speaker 1: both very clean cut. Okay, So then she was like, look,
Speaker 1: it's amazing to be surrounded by some of his beauty.
Speaker 1: It's amazing the purity of St. Catherine. This is my life.
Speaker 1: I need a hug. You've been such a leader here
Speaker 1: and I remember you saying I don't want to get
Speaker 1: my heart broken. And then she talked about your third
Speaker 1: late or three ladies. I'm not that fourth lady. That
Speaker 1: was well put. Yeah, he's like that. He's like the
Speaker 1: dad that everyone every little girl wants, right, Yeah, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's just like strong and clear eyed and
Speaker 1: I can rely on. Oh my god, I would. I haven't, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't see I We had none of that. We
Speaker 1: had none of that great mom, tricky dad. Sorry Willie.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, you know what, there are very few dads
Speaker 1: out there like that. You're a dad. Yeah, well I'm
Speaker 1: not a datur a little girl story. But you know,
Speaker 1: even even even there, like I don't think I'm quite
Speaker 1: as sort of steady and cleared eye as Mike is.
Speaker 1: No marine ever would be. We've got crazy jeans. Wait
Speaker 1: where did it go? Is it still going? Is it
Speaker 1: still going? Yeah, okay, we're back. So then she says,
Speaker 1: I'm really proud of who you are, the man that
Speaker 1: you are. And then he said, Hannah put a dagger
Speaker 1: in my heart and is tearing it out and stepping
Speaker 1: on it. That's tough. He didn't take it lately. He
Speaker 1: might be going to paradise, but he might also be
Speaker 1: the bachelor. He didn't take it lightly, although um having
Speaker 1: just heard the very similar verbiage from from the crazy woman,
Speaker 1: uh well by the one who is actually in love
Speaker 1: and double chatted love when she was like, he you know,
Speaker 1: he just ripped my heart out with like a dagger.
Speaker 1: I love that. You watch that like the way she
Speaker 1: said it, Yeah, same words, very different delivery. She really
Speaker 1: did have her heart ripped out with a dagger, whereas
Speaker 1: he sounded to me like he was saying it. But
Speaker 1: he's going to be good. He's also going to have
Speaker 1: a flurry. He's gonna have a tsunami of poonani coming
Speaker 1: his way. Now that he's available, and this is aired,
Speaker 1: he is going to be riddled with offers. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: sure he had no lacking of off like I'm sure
Speaker 1: he certainly probably did well before. But it's going to
Speaker 1: be just a tidal wave of Jesus. Moment. He might
Speaker 1: have Jesus to happen up on the shoulders, like, hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: you had by Mike and shower Jesus. Okay. So then
Speaker 1: we have Lucas smiling after Mike's bag got taken away
Speaker 1: and they were all like, we hate you, We all
Speaker 1: fucking hate you. And then Um, He's like, okay, well
Speaker 1: it's simple math if he goes this one less person.
Speaker 1: And then Jed is like, hey Luke, keep your head
Speaker 1: out of your grass, okay, bro um. And then they
Speaker 1: go to Guda and it's Peter, Garrett and Luke. They've
Speaker 1: been trying to have a two on one because they
Speaker 1: lost their two on one with Luke and Luca, so
Speaker 1: they basically built themselves a two on one. Um. Garrett
Speaker 1: went and uh, and then he made a little joke
Speaker 1: to Peter, was like, should we just run and take
Speaker 1: the two roses and run? Luke just went and he's
Speaker 1: such a fucking tool. And he's such a little like
Speaker 1: tattletale and he need He was like, I've done nothing.
Speaker 1: I've done nothing. Everybody affirms to me and makes it
Speaker 1: grow so strong. He doesn't make any sense when he talks,
Speaker 1: like and then he was he's like he was just
Speaker 1: such a tool. Garrett went said, I haven't been sleeping much. Um,
Speaker 1: I talked to Luke through things that happened to us,
Speaker 1: like yeah, Luca went tattled about the fact that Garrett
Speaker 1: was like, bro, I was full of ship. I was
Speaker 1: just being polite to you. And she didn't like that, No,
Speaker 1: she didn't, and look totally in his advantage to his advantage,
Speaker 1: and he started, now you missed the season with Jojo,
Speaker 1: But the biggest villain we've ever had since I've been
Speaker 1: watching was a guy named Chad, and he did he
Speaker 1: would eat tons and tons of meat on the show,
Speaker 1: and Luke started eating the bologni. They were both meat
Speaker 1: eaters and they're both kind of roydy, and they both
Speaker 1: challenged meat on screen. Um. Well, yeah, as a vegetarian,
Speaker 1: I can tell you that that my thoughts are nothing,
Speaker 1: but you are now, oh my gun to cherit. Jesus
Speaker 1: find you with a bologney in the shower BLOGI Jesus
Speaker 1: found you, yes, and everyone can go fund himselves. Cheer
Speaker 1: regards cheers. Okay, So then I like that. So then
Speaker 1: Garrett when had a fun face off with Luke, He's like,
Speaker 1: it's very good, very good. Hannah's gonna know. Hannah knows
Speaker 1: it's your fault. Oh. I loved his double pistols. I
Speaker 1: really enjoyed Garrett the double pistol. What's a double pistol?
Speaker 1: Because he goes, it's a gun and he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: getting double pistol to to and he was like you
Speaker 1: and your fake smirk and he goes, no, Bro, this
Speaker 1: is a real smirk. This is a real smirk. That
Speaker 1: a great line. This is a real smirk. You are
Speaker 1: a weasel or a snake. Um. Yeah, he was a
Speaker 1: complete snake. And then he's like, I don't care what
Speaker 1: you said. You are not gonna mess up for me, bro.
Speaker 1: And then he ate a pile of bologney. Yeah he's
Speaker 1: like oh, He's like you know yeah, And then he
Speaker 1: threw the bologney. And then I have to give that
Speaker 1: bologny fight wind and Luke because Garrett threw the blowny
Speaker 1: back and like did the same joke. It's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: it's funny. Gave me he said already through bologna at
Speaker 1: you and said you're blog Yeah. So then, um, she
Speaker 1: wasn't in a good headspace. But then Peter Pilot pulled
Speaker 1: her outside. It was like, my heart is filled with happiness.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Apparently Peter Pilot might have also had
Speaker 1: a girlfriend right beforehand that he was begging to move
Speaker 1: in and he took to Europe and then like he
Speaker 1: dumped her when he got cast. These are good looking guys.
Speaker 1: Of course they're banging around. I mean I guess so,
Speaker 1: uh yeah. So then um, she's like, Hannah, things are
Speaker 1: There's so many things I admire about you. I like
Speaker 1: how goofy you are and how strong and ron sexy.
Speaker 1: I am loving this and I don't want it to end.
Speaker 1: I am crazy for you. So he gets the rose
Speaker 1: and then it becomes a two on one and Garrett
Speaker 1: wing at Luke, which was great, and he says, are
Speaker 1: you licking your lips because you're attracted to me? Oh
Speaker 1: my god. So then Luke and Garrett they go they
Speaker 1: dressed up like you look nice. Um, it was just
Speaker 1: he goes. I needed to tell you something. I was
Speaker 1: exploring things. I was chasing drinking excesses, I was chasing
Speaker 1: sext You had just asked me about Luke, and I
Speaker 1: told you about Scharar Jees and then he re he
Speaker 1: retold the charges. That was really convenient. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: I had missed the first few episodes. I turned it
Speaker 1: on more or less right in Little Compton. You literally
Speaker 1: were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a little Compton said
Speaker 1: here this season, that's where matches that jju. So they
Speaker 1: have the fleshy, fleshy desires. It was unfulfillment. The shower,
Speaker 1: there was a weight and he tapped me on the
Speaker 1: shoulder and I looked up and they said let go,
Speaker 1: and there was a glimpse of heaven and the Lord
Speaker 1: did my life. And she said, I'm glad Luke shared
Speaker 1: his testimony with me. He's opened out his faith and
Speaker 1: I'm committed to him and I'm being confident. And I'll
Speaker 1: say she's falling in love for sure. It's like I know.
Speaker 1: And then when Peter went back to the house, Tyler
Speaker 1: did a leg wrap like the Bachelortte leg wrap around Peter.
Speaker 1: He was so happy to see Peter. I've never heard
Speaker 1: of sharing your testimony. We didn't really grow I didn't
Speaker 1: know what that is. That felt like a very specific
Speaker 1: word that we would probably know have we grown up?
Speaker 1: And well, let's say, you know in the south right.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what that meant, but I guess it, man,
Speaker 1: Like this is my my religious experience. So then Garrett
Speaker 1: was excited for the growth. You make me feel the
Speaker 1: same type of way Hannah Brown, I love you, I
Speaker 1: love you. I dropped the l bomb um, he dropped
Speaker 1: the ELBOWMB and she picked Luke, and he says, Lukey's
Speaker 1: just gonna keep saying what Hannah wants to hear. It's
Speaker 1: gonna say that for the rest of her life. And
Speaker 1: we're also going to hometowns. We have Peter, we Tyler,
Speaker 1: we have If someone just told me what I wanted
Speaker 1: to hear for the rest of my life, that would
Speaker 1: be the worst thing, wouldn't. We have Luke and we
Speaker 1: have a Jed. But then we have the best coming
Speaker 1: attractions because I think they know that everyone is like
Speaker 1: fuck this, so they I think they know America hates Luke,
Speaker 1: so they've edited her saying, um, yeah, I did have
Speaker 1: sex and Jesus doesn't hate me. Guess what I fucked
Speaker 1: in a windmill and you know what, we did it
Speaker 1: a second time. I loved and then she sent him
Speaker 1: packing and then she gave him the finger. I actually
Speaker 1: felt like she really, I mean, that's a lot to
Speaker 1: give away. So we know he makes it pass hometowns.
Speaker 1: We know she he makes it too. We know he
Speaker 1: makes it to Fantasy suits. I'm gonna guess, I mean, right, like,
Speaker 1: I feel like they showed us. That's because people are
Speaker 1: starting to really hate the season because of him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does, it does. Yeah, I mean I think, I
Speaker 1: mean they did. They did give a lot of way,
Speaker 1: but it felt good to know. I thought he was
Speaker 1: gonna win. But now she told Jed she loved him.
Speaker 1: Here's my prediction. I think she really wants to have
Speaker 1: sex with Peter. I think even though I love Tyler,
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna lose Tyler because he couldn't quite
Speaker 1: open up fast enough. And I think it's either going
Speaker 1: to be Tyler or Mike for the Bachelor. And then
Speaker 1: if she really does cut Luke, which I thought he won,
Speaker 1: if she really keeps him gone, then I'm predicting Peter
Speaker 1: and Jed for the final two? What do you think?
Speaker 1: Who do you think? Because she's cutting before Fantasy sweets
Speaker 1: Tyler Tyler? Okay, so then for Fantasy Sweets, then after
Speaker 1: Fantasy do you think she actually keeps Luke gone when
Speaker 1: she sends him? So then it would be Peter and Jed.
Speaker 1: So who do you think wins? We got this? She
Speaker 1: told Jed she loved him, Um, Peter, you think Peterson? Peter?
Speaker 1: I hope Peter because I don't think his girlfriend was
Speaker 1: as serious of the two girlfriends and that he didn't
Speaker 1: have a secret side piece. Hour, will you help me
Speaker 1: pick a tweek of the week. We already Anna sent
Speaker 1: me some tweets of the week. We're doing it right,
Speaker 1: We're doing it earlier than normal. We're doing it right
Speaker 1: after the Bachelor this week. Okay, here we go, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me pass us from I'm back. I also loved
Speaker 1: that final stair down with Um Garrett with the bologney,
Speaker 1: with the I Past Bologney. It's so good, it was
Speaker 1: so terrific. Okay, So we normally record this on Tuesdays
Speaker 1: so that we had less time to gather all of
Speaker 1: the tweets of the week. So these are mostly these
Speaker 1: coast tweets. Um, but we're doing it Monday night because
Speaker 1: we have a big day tomorrow. So um, here we
Speaker 1: go here, so I'm gonna do He just gave j
Speaker 1: G a squeeze. Why don't we just keep that? Why
Speaker 1: did you just carry that around like a man purse
Speaker 1: with you wherever you go? We just don't we just
Speaker 1: call it off tomorrow morning. Yeah, that would be your eccentricity.
Speaker 1: That would be your little quirk rely quirky. That'd be
Speaker 1: so fucking creepy. I don't think mom would want me
Speaker 1: to be that eccentric. I mean, she's freaked out enough
Speaker 1: that we're doing a podcast with her than a bag,
Speaker 1: but we had to m hm, she's so it's comforting.
Speaker 1: We had a skunk into the house today. We had
Speaker 1: a skunk onto the house and it didn't smell good
Speaker 1: and it was not alive. No, we had to get
Speaker 1: it out. We got rid of it. Okay, here we
Speaker 1: get rid of it. I mean, somebody get rid of it. Okay.
Speaker 1: Al Right, here's six tweets. We're gonna narrow down to
Speaker 1: two and then and then you get to pick the winner.
Speaker 1: Jennifer at Jennifer W six one three. Never has there
Speaker 1: been an easier fuck Mary killed than this three on
Speaker 1: one day. That's so good, that's really I feel like
Speaker 1: we found our winner. But keep going. Okay, Okay, we
Speaker 1: have Dame one. Jennifer at Jennifer W six one three producers.
Speaker 1: This is Connor. He's tall, sweet, employed, considerate, handsome and
Speaker 1: very very normal. Hannah. Um, okay, sure, but I was
Speaker 1: look how she wrote it, picturing someone a little bit different.
Speaker 1: Do you have a born again roudy psychopath with them
Speaker 1: bullying complex? Jennifer, You're on fire. Jeremy kay at Jeremy
Speaker 1: Kanapa anyone else? Wishing Tyler would just tell Hannah he
Speaker 1: can't tell her. He's feeling he has to dance to them.
Speaker 1: Cindy Louise Screw at Cindy low Screw the Batlors casting
Speaker 1: in Nashville. I wonder if Jed's girlfriend will apply. I
Speaker 1: mean it could help her career. That's actually a really
Speaker 1: good idea. Okay, Um, well, here's one more. Cindy Loose
Speaker 1: screw at Cindy Loose Screw. Are they at the Hague
Speaker 1: because Jed is going to be charged for war crimes
Speaker 1: of having a girlfriend? Bad music stripping and being diright
Speaker 1: skeezy has big headed weirdo. Okay, we're gonna narrow it
Speaker 1: down to two. I'm gonna say, um, oh god, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say I'm gonna go with the Jennifer Jennifer Jennifer
Speaker 1: at Jennifer w stix with three producers. This is Connor.
Speaker 1: He's tall, sweet, employed, considered handsome and very very normal. Hannah, Um, okay,
Speaker 1: but I was picturing someone a bit different. Do you
Speaker 1: have a born again brighty check of with the Napoleon
Speaker 1: complex or Jennifer at Jennifer W six with three Never
Speaker 1: has there been an easier fun Mary killed in one day?
Speaker 1: Al Who's the winner? I think I have to give
Speaker 1: it to kill has got to be fuck Mary killed,
Speaker 1: Jennifer you win. It's so good. I just absolutely adore
Speaker 1: it so much. Um and and I wanted to say, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to send I'm gonna just read you an email.
Speaker 1: We've got such a sweet We got such a sweet email.
Speaker 1: Evan Hugh Guard sent it's such a sweet email Rose
Speaker 1: Podcast at gmail dot com. And she he sent us
Speaker 1: a nice email saying that he appreciated our grief chats
Speaker 1: because I actually was wondering if it was weird that
Speaker 1: I talked about the ship. But it's hard to hide
Speaker 1: what you're doing. I've never in my life thought this
Speaker 1: would be my journey, but he said, I wanted to
Speaker 1: say how sorry we're HEARDing about the loss of j J. Well,
Speaker 1: we obviously did not know her. Her loveliness is so obvious.
Speaker 1: Grief is one of those weird universal truths humanity. It's
Speaker 1: so rarely shared or talked about. Your openness is truly hearing,
Speaker 1: healing for us in our own travails, and we can't
Speaker 1: thank you enough for sharing your experiences with us. The
Speaker 1: episode you put together after your dad died with you, buddy,
Speaker 1: will always be meaningful for me and something I've truly
Speaker 1: relied upon. I guess this is all to simply say
Speaker 1: thank you with what you share means a lot. That
Speaker 1: is so sweet. Trust. We come from a very shutdown
Speaker 1: Nordic family. The fact that we would have anything to
Speaker 1: do with anybody's openness is shocking. You know what, anybody
Speaker 1: out there raising kids have a little humor in the house.
Speaker 1: It helps, It helps be nice to your siblings. And
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't have a kid, so I
Speaker 1: don't know how hard it is, but she played with
Speaker 1: us a lot. It was very much appreciated. Yeah, it's fun,
Speaker 1: but it's a lot of work, true story. That's why
Speaker 1: I just have her cat with thumbs. Um. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: be back at the regular. We've got our Bachelor Patreon
Speaker 1: doing Bachelor in Paradise Australia, which is such a blast.
Speaker 1: A new one just went up on Sunday. We have
Speaker 1: another bonus one going up later this week, and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna where we talked about just the Bachelor gossip,
Speaker 1: and then there's gonna be another Bachelor Patreon Australia episode
Speaker 1: one that will be next week. So when I'm back
Speaker 1: from stealing with lady and to everybody, cheers regards, not
Speaker 1: to you. I would never say that to you guys.
Speaker 1: So Alex, so you're gonna be alec marine for all
Speaker 1: your indoor cycling needs. Cheers regards. Do you feel good
Speaker 1: about that? Um My, Laura will let you know in
Speaker 1: the morning. Oh my god, are you going to sue me?
Speaker 1: We'll see. Okay, wait, I gotta play it out. How
Speaker 1: do you think that went really well? How do you
Speaker 1: think that went? I think that went swell. Did it.
Speaker 1: I think that went swell. Are you feeling so randy
Speaker 1: right now? Are you gonna go try to find a lady? Ever?
Speaker 1: You to a windmill? The window? The windmill was insane.
Speaker 1: I think she said I fucked in a windmill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it kind of anted like she said she sucked
Speaker 1: the windmill. At first, I thought she actually said I
Speaker 1: fucked a window. I don't know how that would work.
Speaker 1: I kept saying the picture. Did she took the windmill? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But by everybody, don't fucking windmill? Don't drink and drive,
Speaker 1: Hump John drums and top the pet. Bye,