1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up in about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is sexy and seventy. 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: But he stutters, Okay, we'll get into that, and we'll 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: get into that in just a bit. But right now 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: the nephew is here for today's prank. Phone call what 6 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: you got for U? S nav? Before I get him 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: the tyler of the prank, Can I ask you someone, 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 1: why do you look like my hoggany this morning? With 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:35,599 Speaker 1: this all this, yeah, this fur this holy thank you 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 1: you took it as a compliment. Um. Today, let's go. 11 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: This is Valentine's Day delivery. Valentine's Day delivery. Let's go ahead. Hello, Hello, 12 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,959 Speaker 1: my name is Eric. I gotta you guys a call. 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: I gotta delivery. I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's 14 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: Kendra Kendrew, Yeah, Kendrell lives here. That's my wife. But 15 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 1: I didn't order. I didn't order anything for from for 16 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day. I'm supposed to be that between seven 17 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: and seven thirty. You got the first show my list 18 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: tomorrow morning for Valentine and I got like seven eight 19 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: boxes here. That's uh, that's coming to you all play 20 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: so all right, I can let me let me let 21 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: me ask you this. Like you at six West Down, 22 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: is that you? Yeah, that's me. But again there's there 23 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 1: must be some clerical error typo because like I just 24 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: told you, man, I didn't boxes in channel. Um it's 25 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: about seven boxes. But I mean, I mean, let's just 26 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 1: looking at the total here. That adds up to about 27 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: chick hunt or something, not dollars. I mean, I got 28 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: four hours, no partner. We're just gonna I'm just gonna 29 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: take her to dinner and we're just gonna do our things. 30 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: But there was there was There was no delivery schedule 31 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: from me. No, especially not at at seven o'clock. No partner. 32 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: You gotta there's something wrong. Well you are you just 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,839 Speaker 1: gonna are? You're not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? 34 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm I'm gonna be here. But as far 35 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: as accepting a delivery that I didn't order and didn't 36 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: pay for, that's not happening. Man. Well let me tell 37 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 1: you this. I got flowers, two boxes that are Lingerie, 38 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: several boxes that are sex Choice, all that stuff. I 39 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: have all this stuff loaded to be delivered tomorrow at 40 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:35,919 Speaker 1: seven am. And dude, obviously there's a communication breakdown between 41 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: you and me playing because I didn't order that, and 42 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 1: but but you have the But what the problem I'm 43 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: having is that you're telling me I have the right address. 44 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: You know the name of the person Kendrew, which is 45 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,119 Speaker 1: your wife. Right, Yeah, yeah, so far so good man. 46 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: But uh as far as me ordering that, dude, I'm not. 47 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not accepting it because I didn't take 48 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: for it. I did not. I mean, it's already, it's 49 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: already paid. Let's let me just look at the name 50 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: here on the here it is here is right here. Okay, 51 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 1: we got Devin. Would you say I've said Devin, that's 52 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay, 53 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: that's my wife's ex husband. So eiven, you and him 54 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: or in cahoots with each other to do this and 55 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 1: and and and try to upset me. But guess what 56 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: you succeeded. All right, So I'm gonna make this as 57 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: to you. I listened to you, so you listen to me. 58 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: This is what I want to make abundantly clear to you. 59 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: I understand you have a job to do, but if 60 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: you bring those roses and all of that stuff past 61 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: my house tomorrow. This is what's gonna happen. Those roses, 62 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: those storms, I'm gonna put them somewhere and so far 63 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: up your rear end that the only way that they 64 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: see sunshine is when you open your mouth. So do not, 65 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: I repeat, do not. You and devon, y'all can take 66 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: this and you can do whatever. Y'all walk with it, 67 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: y'all can play with the sex toys, y'all do whatever 68 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: you want to, red rolls and tennels and all that 69 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: other stuff. Y'all gonna do what you need to do. 70 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: Not show up at my trib tomorrow because it ain't 71 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: gonna be a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's 72 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:25,359 Speaker 1: what I'm uh. Okay, Well, here's the deal. As a 73 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 1: delivery person, I am obligated to make the drive. I 74 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: have to make this drib or and I don't get it. 75 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: You know, I get chewed out that I didn't do 76 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: my job, because that's something. Okay, So what would what 77 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: would you rather be? Chew down or half towards up 78 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 1: your rear end? Can't you? Let's slow down. Let's slow 79 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 1: down here. What you're not gonna do is hold do 80 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: you bring okay, all right, I'm gonna do the flowers. 81 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: I'll use the sex toys for you. So you got 82 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: a choy, got flowers you Let's let let me say 83 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:06,279 Speaker 1: this as professional as possible. I'm trying to be as 84 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 1: cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me. Do 85 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 1: not bring them every Okay, you can drop them off 86 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: at the curve, then you get credit for and whoever 87 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 1: walked past and up and down the street they can 88 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,919 Speaker 1: pick it up. But do not come to my front 89 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign and 90 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 1: accept nothing and ain't have to drop them off at 91 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 1: the door. Sir, I'm telling you now, I gotta drop 92 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: him off at the door. The problem I'm having is 93 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: you're telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up my 94 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 1: Now we got a problem just listening to this whole scenario. 95 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:45,280 Speaker 1: I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe Devin does 96 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man, you 97 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,159 Speaker 1: what what where are you going at? Was this? All 98 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: I'm telling you is demand your business and don't make 99 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: this drop That why I'm not don't do this stuff 100 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: that Devin has purchased for Yes, you you need to 101 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,280 Speaker 1: ask Devon because he may not show his faith up 102 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: over here. You can take it home and give it 103 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 1: to your girl if you want to. I'm not giving 104 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 1: my girl or anything that I didn't buy far. I'm 105 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 1: not doing that. You think so if you if you're 106 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: not gonna get your girl anything that you didn't buy for, 107 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: why am I going to accept something for my girl 108 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: that I didn't buy far? I ain't I telling you 109 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,840 Speaker 1: that you got to accept. I'm saying you have to 110 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,840 Speaker 1: make you bring out in my house. I gotta accepted. 111 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 1: And I'm telling you now, don't even bread to my house. 112 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Mr Devon know what she looks She looks 113 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: like obviously she don't like him. No more of the 114 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 1: flower delivery person, just like he heard that hus whooping. 115 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: That's all I got to say. Two words. But you 116 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: bring to you might well come on now so you 117 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: can go home after you get to that whooping. Okay, okay, okay, 118 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,919 Speaker 1: let me let me say this. At the end of 119 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 1: the day, I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told 120 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: me she's gonna do something like this. He told me 121 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 1: that who do you say, who the hell of me? 122 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: Already told me you was gonna act like, who the 123 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: hell is Tommy nephew Timmy? Isaiah, This is nephew Timmy 124 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah, 125 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 1: Your girl Kendrell got me to pray phone call you. 126 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: You know what you Kendrell and Devin, all of y'all 127 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: can show up tomorrow and a y'all gonna get portions 128 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:45,120 Speaker 1: of this chal times to day. You got your brother 129 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 1: chance to cool down? No man, I to my sweet 130 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 1: one and only kindred with all that is in me. 131 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: I love you, baby, girl to death. Do us talk 132 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: and it almost came early, but I love you. Come on, baby, 133 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: come on, come on, come on. It's like you're doing. 134 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to do my part. This is my job. 135 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: My job is just to get the boxes where they 136 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: need to go. That's my job. That was crystal clear 137 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 1: about the flowers and where they where we're gonna put them. 138 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: What you stupid all weekend? I was stupid last night, 139 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: Gonna be stupid sumo next weekend. Laying in the cut, 140 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 1: Baltimore Comedy Factory, February seventeen, eighteen nineteen. Tickers running like 141 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:37,080 Speaker 1: crazy already because they know stupid It's on the way boy, 142 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: stupid on the come around. Let me tell you something. 143 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,160 Speaker 1: Once every five s stupid come around. It's like, hey, 144 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,839 Speaker 1: let's coming every four five years. Stupid come around? Hiddy. 145 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,959 Speaker 1: They don't say hiddy, stupid coming. Well, what you calling 146 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: when you come around? Stupid? Come around? More than that coming, dude, 147 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:01,679 Speaker 1: I'm talking like daily, every day. You're not going to 148 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: put this off on the coming universe, alright, coming up next, 149 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 1: it is the Strawberry letters, Sexy and seventy Buddy still stutters. 150 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,719 Speaker 1: Sexy and seventy Buddy stutters. That is the subject. Right, 151 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show.