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Speaker 1: Another. Hello, Hi is April. Hey April, my name is

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Speaker 1: Seth McElroy. I work at Physicians. I'm I'm doctor was assistant.

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Speaker 1: How are you okay? I know that you're in the

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Speaker 1: final two weeks and you're probably pretty anxious to get

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Speaker 1: this thing to anxious. I'm ready for this baby to

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Speaker 1: be here. I bet you are. The doctor need me

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Speaker 1: for anything? Well, no, he didn't need you, but I

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Speaker 1: needed to talk to you for a second. Um, Okay,

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Speaker 1: there was a tiny error made on your chart last

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Speaker 1: time you were here that I need to tell you about. Okay. Um,

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Speaker 1: I know that when we gave you the estimation for

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Speaker 1: the weight of the baby, we said it was going

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Speaker 1: to be on the larger side, about nine to ten pounds, right,

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Speaker 1: I know, and everything is fine. We were just a

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Speaker 1: little off on the weight. Okay, please tell me it's left.

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Speaker 1: Actually we think the baby's going to be more like

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Speaker 1: fifteen to seventeen pounds. What. Yeah, sorry about miscalculating there,

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Speaker 1: but it's probably gonna be somewhere about fifteen to seventeen. No. No,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, that's that's that's I don't don't

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Speaker 1: it just can't be right. I don't know why I

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Speaker 1: would be calling to make this up. Man, We did

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Speaker 1: all the measurements. Seventeen pounds, fifteen to seventeen pounds, We

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Speaker 1: did all the measurements. I'm not having twins. No you're not.

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Speaker 1: You're having one very very big baby. That that congratulations.

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Speaker 1: No that's not no, no, no, no, that you can't

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Speaker 1: you can't congratulate me. That's not that I cannot have

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Speaker 1: a fifteen pound baby. Well, we can be done. You'll

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Speaker 1: be fine, and the baby is healthy. Everything's fine. It's

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Speaker 1: just you know, we've gone No, you don't understand. I've

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Speaker 1: gone through months of Lamar's. I'm having the baby naturally,

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Speaker 1: and that would just that snock and that can't happen.

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Speaker 1: That actually brings me to my next point. The way

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Speaker 1: the baby is positioned on the sonogram, we are going

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Speaker 1: to have to do that naturally. So oh my god,

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Speaker 1: there's no way. There's no way. No no, no, there's

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Speaker 1: no there's no way. It can definitely be done. No way.

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Speaker 1: I've got no way. And I having this baby naturally.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what the issue is with having you You

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Speaker 1: You don't understand what they don't you try sporting a

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Speaker 1: watermelon out of your ass. I can tell that you're upset,

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Speaker 1: and this is probably the last thing that you want

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Speaker 1: to hear from me. Um, but we do see the

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Speaker 1: birthing process lasting anywhere between seventy two, two, one hundred

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Speaker 1: and twenty four hours. Oh my god, No, you are

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Speaker 1: out of your mind. There's absolutely no way I'm going

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Speaker 1: to be in labor for a week. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: I'll be right next to you the whole time. I

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Speaker 1: don't want you there. I don't want you anywhere near me,

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Speaker 1: feeding you, reading to you whatever you need. No, you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna read to me. You're not gonna do anything.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand I have nothing to do with you

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Speaker 1: need me to rub your back? I'm your man. Too

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Speaker 1: much information, But should bodily things happen, I can definitely wipe.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut your mouth your calling me this morning.

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Speaker 1: Give me that news real quick. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: must say something to you, and I hope you aren't

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Speaker 1: offended by it. Oh I'm already offended. Okay, with the

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Speaker 1: language that you've used to me. You are having a child.

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Speaker 1: I hope you don't plan on talking like that at

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Speaker 1: home when he's growing up and you're growing up like

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Speaker 1: this and tell him you what to do. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so. At seventeen pounds, I'm sure the child could

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Speaker 1: probably help raise you. You get it. He's he's you

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Speaker 1: big baby. Stop laughing laughing at me, April, I'm not

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Speaker 1: laughing it. Well, I'm kind of laughing at you. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, your sister Marilyn set you up.

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Speaker 1: I'm so I even't know how hot headed I am

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Speaker 1: right now. I am so pissed. I wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you because she knows you've been freaking out about

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Speaker 1: the size of the baby. I'm gonna kill her. Well,

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Speaker 1: look at the bright side. Now that I convince you

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Speaker 1: that you were having like a seventeen pound baby, ten

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Speaker 1: pounds should be nothing for you. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy

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Speaker 1: five