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Speaker 1: All right, as promised, here we are.

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Speaker 2: This is Halloween and everything, so we thought we'd do

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Speaker 2: some Halloween funnies for you. You know, we're we're on a

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Speaker 2: show with three comedians. So here we go.

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Speaker 1: Just listen, just listen. Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Here's a question. Why does a mortician clock out of

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Speaker 2: work early? Anybody?

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Speaker 1: What's the attitude? It's holl hell because you're getting for

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Speaker 1: you to say what you do?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So no, no answer to that. Why the mortician clocked

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Speaker 2: out of work early? He was dying to leave.

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Speaker 1: I like it, Charley Finel, give me.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't notice, crowd, I know all right? Did

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Speaker 2: you hear about the evil hen m.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well it laid deviled eggs? You got a roll?

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Speaker 2: Girl?

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Speaker 1: You don't fire?

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Speaker 4: We need out of here.

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Speaker 2: What kind of witch? Here's another one? What kind of

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Speaker 2: witch likes to go to the beach either Halloween? Just

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Speaker 2: a little Halloween joking?

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Speaker 1: Be witch? Close a sandwich? You get it? Beach sand kill?

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Speaker 2: Thank you. I'll take about at the end.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yes, you're ready for this one?

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Speaker 2: What is white, black and dead all over?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 1: What is that? Shirley? It's a zombie trick? Or treating

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Speaker 1: in a tuxedo. Hell fire. That was terrible, Judge, which

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Speaker 1: is so Judge?

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Speaker 5: I like it were fine this morning, y'all having fun.

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Speaker 5: We are depressed with this right here.

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Speaker 3: Depressed her time, her time, and is horrible. Go ahead, more,

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Speaker 3: go ahead, Monica, crack it up, alright.

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Speaker 2: When do zombies? When do zombies finish trick or treating?

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Speaker 1: When they are dead tired? And she thinks she's killing

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Speaker 1: it killing I'm up that whole up.

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Speaker 4: Don't she been over lapt? Terrible girls, her and her girls.

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Speaker 3: You don't you think you had you had a bit

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Speaker 3: your pride live on her?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah. Drop the mic, please drop it and

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Speaker 4: don't pick it back.

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Speaker 1: Happy Halloween. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show