WEBVTT - TGI – Episode 710 “Picket Fences” PART 2 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:24.640 Welcome back to an episode where we can't stop talking. 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:27.720 This is part too enjoy. Then we flip to the 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:30.560 Matthews living room. Corey and Tapanga are prepping Alan and Amy. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:32.880 You guys are gonna be so proud of us because 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:34.720 I went into the world, I did my homework, and 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:38.480 I made it happen. I made it happen. Alan is suspicious, 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.720 would you do to pega vouches? No, it's good. I 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:44.479 didn't think it was good at first, but it is. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:46.880 She urges Corey to show them a document he pulls 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:49.120 out of his pocket. All we need are your signatures 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:53.479 and we'll have our dream home. Corey gleefully adds with nook, okay, 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.240 he hands the contract over to his parents. As soon 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.520 as you sign this, we are completely on our own. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.640 Amy asks what this is, and Alan explains this is 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:05.800 a loan application for an eighty thousand dollars house. Amy comments, 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:07.600 I don't like it when you call him an idiot, 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.800 but Alan didn't call him anything, so Amy admits, oh, 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:12.399 I must have thought it in my head. 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:14.720 Good mind, Yeah, it is very funny. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.440 Corey butts in and nervously asks what's going on. Alan 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.480 tells him you want us to sign your eighty thousand 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:23.800 dollars mortgage so that when you don't pay it. Corey interjects, 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:27.240 we're gonna pay it, but Alan continues his shpiel. Then 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.640 they can come and take our house. Is that what 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:30.399 you want us to sign? 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:30.800 Corey? 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.760 Amy reiterates, do you realize how ridiculous you are? Corey 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.640 doesn't get it, so Amy, the one time real estate agent, 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.920 or maybe a still active real estate agent, paints it 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.520 out for him. You can't buy a house before you 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:45.880 have a job. Alan breaks it down. You get a job, 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:50.160 save for a down payment, then buy the house. Corey argues, no, Dad, 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:52.760 it's gonna take us forever to raise that kind of money. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.120 Nah uh uh, we just heard it was only a week. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.720 Well, Corey, Topeka don't have jobs, though, do that? 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:00.400 I know? Why don't they have jobs? 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.000 Because they're in school? They're in college, sure. 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:04.480 But don't most college kids have jobs? 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:06.680 Not most? But I don't think most. 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:11.840 I would maybe have you did, yeah, but I just 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:15.799 think I think a lot of people dedicate those that time. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:17.800 Just I mean, if you can afford it, right, you don't, 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:18.799 I mean, I don't know. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.520 Well, they set it up so they've said several times 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:23.800 during the episode, not just for Corey and to Panga, 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.520 but also for Sean and Angela. People are quote unquote 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:29.720 helping them or helping to pay are Corey and to 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:33.840 Panga asking Alan and Amy to co sign while also 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.359 helping to pay for Corey and Eric in college. So 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:44.200 they have two kids in college a baby. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:45.080 Yeah, I mean, unless they have loans. Unless they have 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:50.480 student loans or scholarships. Are grants that we don't know about. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:54.320 It appears as though the Matthews are paying well. At 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.639 least Eric has a job. He's working at the student union. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:58.040 He's doing something. 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:01.560 Correy is not. And Topanga, who knows what her family's 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.000 financial situation is. It seems as though her daddy was rich, 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:06.800 but maybe they're on their own now. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.440 It's interesting they never they didn't and you have to 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.359 imagine he still has the Wilderness Store. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:13.840 I mean. 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:18.000 Also, Topanga and Angela worked at a Mexican restaurant in 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.840 high school and now in college don't work. 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:23.919 I mean, it seems like Topanga would definitely have a job, 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.960 right like she she would be like already interning somewhere 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:28.160 at least yes, or. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.360 Yeah, she's not the type of person that wouldn't be. 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:35.720 But her father fathers are luthier bankers. Yeah, can be 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:36.560 very lucrative. 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.080 Once you asked me, Danielle, I realized, like, yeah, everybody 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.840 I know had a job in college. In college, my 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:46.120 wife worked through college. All of my friends had jobs. Yeah, 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:47.400 they definitely all had jobs. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:51.760 I don't even think it's about uh needing it, per se. 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:55.160 I think it's about wanting it. It's it is you. 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:58.680 I can see in high school parents saying it would 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.720 be I know, you're allowed to start working at sixteen, 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:02.880 but it would be my preference that you not, so 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.440 that you can really focus on your SATs and that 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:07.240 you can you know, but by the time you get 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.760 to college, that's really a time to like figure out 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:11.840 what it feels like to live in the world, not 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.160 just like I have no other responsibilities and all I 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:15.760 have to do is focus on my tests. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.240 It's like it really depends. I mean, there are some 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.840 programs that are so yeah, you know, like if you're 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.159 a pre med if you're like you don't have time, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.279 you literally are working so hard just to you know, 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.320 get all your units in four years or whatever. 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.680 Yes, So I don't know. 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:36.279 Well, Topanga steps in, Dad, I'm calling you, dad. She 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.360 takes a seat next to her in laws. The house 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.960 that we're in right now is very bad. We would 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:44.599 have invited you there, except it's very bad. Alan shakes 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.400 his head. I'm sorry that it's very bad. Amy agrees. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:50.520 We know this isn't easy for you. Corey emotionally pleads 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.520 with them. Look, we're dying in that place. Why do 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:56.719 you keep shutting us down? Alan responds calmly, Corey, my son, 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:01.000 whom I love. Figure it out. Cory fires back, you 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:02.520 think I'm going to figure out what kind of father 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.480 wants his kids to have a bad time. I'm never 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.440 going to figure that out. Never. Corey tells Tapega he 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.599 doesn't even know why they came here, and then walks 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:13.040 out to Pegs choked up and agrees. She tells Amy 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.360 and Allen, I don't understand this either, and walks out 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:18.080 as sad piano music plays. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.040 He was sad. 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:19.960 It was sad. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.600 Yeah, now alone. Amy turns to Alan, I hate this. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.120 He puts his arm around her and kisses her forehead. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:29.839 I know I think they should have signed a loan 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:34.159 for them. You do, yes, I don't. I think you know, 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:35.440 I think the point. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:39.039 The point is are you showing responsibility and taking on 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.279 more responsibility? And I feel like when Corey shows up 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.000 and says I have a plan, We're going to be 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:46.279 able to pay this off, that that is going to 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.880 your parents and saying I'm trying to, I need to, 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.400 I want to take the next step in life. And 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:55.919 I'm like, I think that if your kid is that responsible. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.880 You're risking of it because if they do default on 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.080 the loan, they come after you and your. 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.000 And if they go, we don't have the money to 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:04.040 easily cover it. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.200 If you evaluate your kid right, which in this case, 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:10.839 evaluate Corey into Panga, Uh, I think I would take 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:11.680 that bet that they're going. 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:12.360 To be responsible. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:16.120 Like Corey's not a troublemaker, He's not a lazy guy. 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.760 Like what, we have a job? You said yourself a job. 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:21.440 I'm imagining that they have a job because in my 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.680 mind to Panga definitely has a job, and like I 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.720 could or you know, a plan, Like I just don't. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.839 I agree that they're they'd set it up in this scene. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:31.680 First you get a job, then you get a house. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.520 If if this were my real life scenario and I 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:41.680 were going to my parents. Yes, my dad absolutely would 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:44.600 have co signed on a loan for me. And by 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.440 the way, did I think because I when I bought 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:47.960 my when I bought my first house, I had no 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:51.600 real credit history. And and it's weird when you buy 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.080 a place and you're an actor and they want like 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.960 three years of your last pay stubs and it's like, well, 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.719 two years ago, i made a ton of money and 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.240 the last two years I've made zero money. Like, my 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.919 dad did co sign on a place for me. But 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.160 my dad would have wanted to see if I were 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:10.600 Corey into Panga, what job did you have? Can I 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.440 see your past ubs? How much are you making? How 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:17.240 long have you had this job? Are there any pitfalls 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:18.800 you see? Is there a reason you think you might 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.480 get fired or that you might not want to keep 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:23.080 this job? My dad would want to see a very 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:26.440 well thought out, for lack of a better term, business plan. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:39.320 Yeah. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:43.640 And then we're in Corey Intopanga's department. Angela inspects their 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:48.480 rusty oven and tells Topanga it's nice. She responds loudly Liyah. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.360 Angela admits, when you said stinkhole, I really didn't think 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:54.280 it was a stinkhole, but it is it is a stinkhole, 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:54.680 isn't it? 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:55.920 I didn't need to hear. 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:00.320 We say it too many times. It's just normal, is 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:01.680 forget we hear it? 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:02.680 Okay, yeah, okay. 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.040 Meanwhile, Sean takes a look at the place and decides, 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:09.640 I think it has possibilities. Corey wonders, like what greasefire, 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.760 wrecking ball or the place just falls apart on its 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.360 own because it knows it should. Sean tries to look 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.240 at the bright side. This is the type of place 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:19.000 we always said we wanted to live in, right, Corey 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:22.800 reminds him he's married now, but Tapega immediately jumps in, no, hey, 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.480 if you guys want to live here, you can go 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:28.560 right ahead. Sean and Angela suggest various ways to redecorate 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:33.000 their little space, a bookshelf, a romantic photograph. Corey explains, guys, 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.240 we're not gonna fix this place up. Okay, it's not 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:38.400 like we're gonna live here. Sean wonders where they plan 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.760 on living then, and Tapanga tells them about the dream 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.440 house with a nook, but Sean still doesn't get it. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.600 Corey asks, what's not to get We hate this house 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.240 and I'm going to get us into that other house 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:51.600 with or without my cheapskate dad, Sean points out, they've 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.760 already got a great place to start. Why don't you 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.000 slow down for a second and take a look around you. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.640 This is your place, man, fix it up. Have an imagination. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:04.280 Corey laughs, you have an imagination. Look what we've got here, Sean, 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.560 imagine this is the water you drink. He turns on 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:10.600 the faucet and brown water come shooting out. Corey catches 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:12.840 it in a glass and offers it to Sean. Go ahead, 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:16.880 drink the mud. Sean snaps at him. Corey, imagine you 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.400 have some pride in the place and fix the rusty pipes. 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:21.720 You want to live in a nice place, you're going 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:22.679 to have to work at it. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:23.440 I like it. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:24.200 I like it. 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.920 Hearing all this, I was surprised that Sean doesn't bring 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:30.959 up his upbringing, right, I thought so too. It seems 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.720 like an easy thing to be like, dude, you know, 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.640 I lived in a trailer and. 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.840 I loved it and it was just my hole. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:39.800 Yeah. The home is wherever you make out of it, 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.800 you know, Like I don't know. It's surprising that the 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:43.560 writers didn't fall back on that. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.320 They kept all the on the nose dialogue for the 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.280 Bee storyline, I am a spoiled brat who gets whatever 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:53.800 she wants hippotism land, and on this one they wanted 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:57.120 us to read between the lines ambiguous. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.280 With the Sean storyline. 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:02.959 Exactly, you want to live in a nice place, You're 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.160 going to have to work at it, and then someday 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.480 maybe you'll be lying next to each other on the 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:10.520 floor with the sun streaming in the window, drinking coffee 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:13.319 and reading the newspaper, which, as Will pointed out, is 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:16.240 apparently the textbook definition of marriage. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.200 You ever hit the pinnacle of marriage? 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.880 My friend were sharing a newspaper on the floor, sipping coffee. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:26.400 Marriage. It should be on the post, on the poster 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:27.120 for marriage. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:27.600 It should. 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:30.760 Corey scoffs, that's easy for you to say, mister. I 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.880 live with my girlfriend in a great apartment that I 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.680 lucked into and you know what, you guys aren't even married. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:36.640 How fair is that. 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:40.520 After a few seconds of silence, Sean admits I don't know, 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:42.280 thanks for. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:46.480 Having us, and I was like, yes, angsty, Sean is back. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.000 I was so happy to see him. 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:49.000 I was like, there, he is. 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.160 Kind of existential Christ. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:11:01.600 And walk out. I was open your face. Uh. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:06.959 At this point, Rachel is moving out. Yeah, Cory to 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.360 Mega can move in. Yep, they could even have separate 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:12.040 bedrooms because exactly, it's so dumb. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:14.520 Do you want to you want to mopen a stinkhole? 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:15.880 What's happened in my friend? 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:19.040 I'm gonna open your stinkhole? 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:20.760 Shut up? 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.200 Okay, so moping in a stink hoole? 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:35.480 Oh god, I got four body chills again. Oh my god. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.000 Angela quickly follows suit and politely adds, we had a 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.760 very nice time to paying a yells atter again. Liar 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:46.160 now alone in their whole Corey into paying a share 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:47.560 a moment of sadness. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.320 It's funny that pole is like easier. 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.199 It doesn't take it as much it is. 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:53.199 It's so true. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:58.920 Then your hithole doesn't sound too good. 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:05.640 We're in the student union. We are uncomfortably zoomed in 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.120 on bridgets butt while she's. 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:12.320 Playing I couldn't actually this is like that. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.240 This is like one of the few times I feel like, 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.480 I mean, well, I guess our show is pretty yeah, 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.600 but but it's like using the camera to actually zoom 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:20.080 in on a. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:22.840 And I get They cut their pulling back and then 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.120 it's supposed to be that Eric is leering at her, 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.720 which doesn't make it any better, But there is something 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.200 about the camera shot itself that does take it to 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:31.040 another level. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:35.400 The gas man yeah oh. 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:38.360 Nearby, Eric admits to Jack, I can't keep my eyes 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.920 off her tushy. Jack grabs him to bring him back 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.760 to reality. You must don't let that tushy control you. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.600 Eric repeats, bad tushy, and Jack emphasizes the point evil, 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.760 but Eric still walks towards her. I want it. Jack 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.400 holds him back. She knows you want it, she knows 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:54.320 you'd be her pet. 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:57.640 Interesting question, and maybe do you? 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:01.040 I mean because Michael had worked with coal right, like 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.520 they went back, Like does that make this kind of 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:08.400 camera shot okay for him? Because like I don't know 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.640 if he would have zoomed in on a guest star's butt, 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:14.520 Like that's a really bold camera thing to do. We've 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:18.040 had lots of like hot girls and we augle them 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.640 in that's, but for the camera itself, for the show 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.760 itself to begin zoomed in like that's. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:27.960 We also have never commented on whether or not someone's 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.360 body had been surgically and but we did with her. 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.600 But we do with her, So it one hundred percent 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:44.920 think their familiarity, yes, and child she was treated less respectfully. 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:48.160 Yes, differently it was or I think yes, yes, you 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.280 know what, it's so funny we see it as less respectfully. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.280 It would be Michael being like, well, she's a friend exactly. 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:56.520 I know, because it's because. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:58.520 John defyant, Yeah, buying her. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.960 This job and it's a good part. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.959 She knows. I'm like this, he knows exactly the thing. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.679 But I yeah, it just occurred to me that, like, 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.720 I don't think he would have gotten away with that shot. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.880 I don't think we would have even tried it attempted. 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:13.360 You know, you just have a hot girl and you 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.040 have that, but the camera itself, yeah, and then making 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:16.480 a yeah. 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.439 I think that that's because of familiarity. 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:22.840 And I have I have an honest question. Is there 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:27.080 anything redeeming about this beast story? Anything? 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.160 I mean, I think Danielle pointed out that it could 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:37.080 have the dynamic of of Matt Lauren Jack meeting another Jack, 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.200 like meeting a female version of him is a cool idea, 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.520 and I like that he like that that he's not 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.240 going to fall for her, like that first bit. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.680 Where he's like I'm basically the male version of you. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.640 I thought it was. I think that's a cool observation. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.720 And it's nice for Jack to be a little self 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.240 aware about him, like being a rich party boy. That 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.400 is cool that and I wish they did more of 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.320 that throughout the show because it gives. 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:57.840 It more of a character. 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:01.680 It's smilarly to the episode. Keep bringing up the monkey episode, 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:06.360 similarly to the way Jack learned about himself that there 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:10.440 is a downside to what he's like. It would have 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:14.720 been redeeming and nice if she taught him something about himself. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.480 And if the lesson of this had actually been that 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:21.720 he becomes a better person because of something she inadvertently 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.880 teaches him because he sees a similarity in them, then 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.360 that would have been redeeming. But they set something up 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:35.840 and sucking, so Eric is thrilled. Did she say that 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:39.000 Jack calls Bridget a sadist just looking for a masochist, 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:42.480 and again Eric is elated. Did she say that this 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:44.480 is another one of our moments from the season seven 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:48.200 Bluebers where you grab Matt's muscle and say, guy, you're 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:49.800 well built, and he goes, thank you, and then he 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:50.920 has to get back into characters. 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:52.720 It's favorite. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:16:01.720 Thanks, You're like the way you do it, really God, 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:07.320 you're really really well built. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:06.720 So earnestly. Just thanks you. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:11.560 He's like thanks, and then he's like, con so funny, funny, 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:12.200 Oh my god. 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.800 Jack kicks it up a notch. Here's what she'll say, 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.440 clean the toilets, ground the espresso, count the cups, and 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:19.400 then you'll say, I will get to it when I'm 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:23.320 good and ready. Show shut your cake hole, Irene. Do 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:24.520 we know where Irene came from? 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:31.680 Okay, cake hole, stinkhole, cakele versus, I'll take a cake hole. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:33.560 Of the week. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:38.320 Also, we we really show in this episode again there 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.080 is a fashionation with the word tushy. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:41.160 Oh yeah, we love tushy. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:45.920 Tushy all the time, all the time. For season tushy. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:50.040 The last episode, your mama wiped my tushy. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.280 Yeah, that's that's the word for it. We say tushy 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:53.760 all the time. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.480 Eric responds, her name is Bridgett, and I wrote her 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:59.960 this poem. He pulls out a comically large piece of 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:05.080 paper and begins reciting bridget you make me fidget. Then 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.439 he holds the ginormous piece of paper back up and 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:11.280 returns it to his pocket. That's all he's got. I 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.720 feel like that was a will thing. I'm on cute, 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:17.439 it's funny on cube. Bridget appears, Hello, pretty boys. She 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.159 takes a seat on the coffee bar and asks, have 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:21.639 you scrubbed the toilets, ground, the espresso, counted the cups. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.480 Jack puts on a brave face and confidently answers, I 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:26.359 will get to it when I'm good and ready, so 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:29.479 shut your cake hole, Irene. Bridget looks to Eric, how 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:35.240 about you, bonehead? Jack whispers with encouragement, cakele, Cakele. Eric pauses, 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:37.240 not knowing what to say, and then blurts out Jack 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:39.000 thinks you're a bad girl and I'll fall prey to 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:42.560 your tushy. Jack is very disappointed as Eric calmly continues, 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:44.600 I think you're a sweet little farm girl who likes 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:47.399 to hold hands on the porch. Bridget sticks out her 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:49.840 leg and matter of factly demands Eric to take off 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:53.760 her shoe and suck her third toe. Eric's face slides 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:56.800 up and he falls to the ground without hesitation. Bridget 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:58.280 turns her attention back to Jack. 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:00.719 This is really it? Huh? Are you're thinking that there 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:03.720 was another? Nope? Turn or point to the storyline. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:07.800 Nope, nope, by the way, you're fired with that, Eric 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:10.280 calls out from the floor, and I'm in a brand new, 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.640 healthy relationship, all right. 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:17.480 A what the and B If I had to do 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:19.800 it over again, I would have said that with my mouthful. 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:28.439 No, right, but it's true. Then we're in Corey in 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:31.000 Tepega's dorm. To PEG's depressed on the couch as Corey 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:33.920 paces the living room. He's venting about Sean, claiming he's 0:18:33.960 --> 0:18:36.560 in a cushy apartment, living the good life, eating bonbonds. 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:39.240 Tapega admits a bookshelf would look cute in the corner, 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:40.880 but Corey doesn't want to hear it. You know, we're 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.440 a bookshelf would look good in the nook. To Pega 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.080 breaks it to him, We're not going to have a 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:48.560 nook right now, He desperately asks, we're not to Penga 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:52.600 reiterates no. Corey takes a look around and sighs, So 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:55.879 we live here now? She nods. He takes a spot 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.000 next to her on the couch and asks, what if 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:00.720 I built us a nook. She explains there isn't any room, 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:03.920 so Corey asks, what if I fix the sink? Topanga 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:05.560 asks if he knows how to fix a sink, and 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:09.080 he admits no. She laughs, you never thought you'd ever 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:12.200 have to fix a sink, did you? Corey chuckles no, 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:17.320 and so Tapanga offers to help. He's shocked, haha, you 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:19.360 know how to fix a sink. Now it's her turn 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.400 to admit she has no clue. Corey states, so neither 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:24.280 one of us knows how to fix a sink. She 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:27.320 looks at him. Together, they get it from the couch, 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:29.640 ready to team up. Corey warns her as he takes 0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:32.240 his spot underneath the scene. I now loved that whole 0:19:32.359 --> 0:19:33.119 part on the couch was. 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:36.960 Good that part, this part I didn't like ouse next part. 0:19:37.640 --> 0:19:39.760 Before I go under there, I gotta tell you, whatever 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:42.280 you do, it's very important that you do not. And 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:44.720 before he can finish the sentence to Panga turns on 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:48.200