1 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: Welcome back to an episode where we can't stop talking. 2 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: This is part too enjoy. Then we flip to the 3 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: Matthews living room. Corey and Tapanga are prepping Alan and Amy. 4 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 1: You guys are gonna be so proud of us because 5 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: I went into the world, I did my homework, and 6 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 1: I made it happen. I made it happen. Alan is suspicious, 7 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: would you do to pega vouches? No, it's good. I 8 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: didn't think it was good at first, but it is. 9 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 1: She urges Corey to show them a document he pulls 10 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: out of his pocket. All we need are your signatures 11 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: and we'll have our dream home. Corey gleefully adds with nook, okay, 12 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: he hands the contract over to his parents. As soon 13 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: as you sign this, we are completely on our own. 14 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 1: Amy asks what this is, and Alan explains this is 15 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: a loan application for an eighty thousand dollars house. Amy comments, 16 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: I don't like it when you call him an idiot, 17 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: but Alan didn't call him anything, so Amy admits, oh, 18 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 1: I must have thought it in my head. 19 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 2: Good mind, Yeah, it is very funny. 20 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: Corey butts in and nervously asks what's going on. Alan 21 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 1: tells him you want us to sign your eighty thousand 22 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: dollars mortgage so that when you don't pay it. Corey interjects, 23 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: we're gonna pay it, but Alan continues his shpiel. Then 24 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: they can come and take our house. Is that what 25 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 1: you want us to sign? 26 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 3: Corey? 27 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: Amy reiterates, do you realize how ridiculous you are? Corey 28 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: doesn't get it, so Amy, the one time real estate agent, 29 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: or maybe a still active real estate agent, paints it 30 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: out for him. You can't buy a house before you 31 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: have a job. Alan breaks it down. You get a job, 32 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: save for a down payment, then buy the house. Corey argues, no, Dad, 33 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 1: it's gonna take us forever to raise that kind of money. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: Nah uh uh, we just heard it was only a week. 35 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 3: Well, Corey, Topeka don't have jobs, though, do that? 36 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: I know? Why don't they have jobs? 37 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 3: Because they're in school? They're in college, sure. 38 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 1: But don't most college kids have jobs? 39 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 3: Not most? But I don't think most. 40 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 4: I would maybe have you did, yeah, but I just 41 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,799 Speaker 4: think I think a lot of people dedicate those that time. 42 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 3: Just I mean, if you can afford it, right, you don't, 43 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. 44 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 5: Well, they set it up so they've said several times 45 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 5: during the episode, not just for Corey and to Panga, 46 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 5: but also for Sean and Angela. People are quote unquote 47 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 5: helping them or helping to pay are Corey and to 48 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 5: Panga asking Alan and Amy to co sign while also 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,359 Speaker 5: helping to pay for Corey and Eric in college. So 50 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 5: they have two kids in college a baby. 51 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, unless they have loans. Unless they have 52 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: student loans or scholarships. Are grants that we don't know about. 53 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: It appears as though the Matthews are paying well. At 54 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: least Eric has a job. He's working at the student union. 55 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 2: He's doing something. 56 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: Correy is not. And Topanga, who knows what her family's 57 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: financial situation is. It seems as though her daddy was rich, 58 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: but maybe they're on their own now. 59 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 5: It's interesting they never they didn't and you have to 60 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,359 Speaker 5: imagine he still has the Wilderness Store. 61 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 4: I mean. 62 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: Also, Topanga and Angela worked at a Mexican restaurant in 63 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: high school and now in college don't work. 64 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 4: I mean, it seems like Topanga would definitely have a job, 65 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 4: right like she she would be like already interning somewhere 66 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 4: at least yes, or. 67 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not the type of person that wouldn't be. 68 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 2: But her father fathers are luthier bankers. Yeah, can be 69 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 2: very lucrative. 70 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 4: Once you asked me, Danielle, I realized, like, yeah, everybody 71 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 4: I know had a job in college. In college, my 72 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 4: wife worked through college. All of my friends had jobs. Yeah, 73 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 4: they definitely all had jobs. 74 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: I don't even think it's about uh needing it, per se. 75 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: I think it's about wanting it. It's it is you. 76 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: I can see in high school parents saying it would 77 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: be I know, you're allowed to start working at sixteen, 78 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: but it would be my preference that you not, so 79 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: that you can really focus on your SATs and that 80 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: you can you know, but by the time you get 81 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: to college, that's really a time to like figure out 82 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: what it feels like to live in the world, not 83 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: just like I have no other responsibilities and all I 84 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: have to do is focus on my tests. 85 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 4: It's like it really depends. I mean, there are some 86 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 4: programs that are so yeah, you know, like if you're 87 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 4: a pre med if you're like you don't have time, 88 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 4: you literally are working so hard just to you know, 89 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 4: get all your units in four years or whatever. 90 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 3: Yes, So I don't know. 91 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 1: Well, Topanga steps in, Dad, I'm calling you, dad. She 92 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: takes a seat next to her in laws. The house 93 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: that we're in right now is very bad. We would 94 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,599 Speaker 1: have invited you there, except it's very bad. Alan shakes 95 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: his head. I'm sorry that it's very bad. Amy agrees. 96 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: We know this isn't easy for you. Corey emotionally pleads 97 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: with them. Look, we're dying in that place. Why do 98 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 1: you keep shutting us down? Alan responds calmly, Corey, my son, 99 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: whom I love. Figure it out. Cory fires back, you 100 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: think I'm going to figure out what kind of father 101 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 1: wants his kids to have a bad time. I'm never 102 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: going to figure that out. Never. Corey tells Tapega he 103 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,599 Speaker 1: doesn't even know why they came here, and then walks 104 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 1: out to Pegs choked up and agrees. She tells Amy 105 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: and Allen, I don't understand this either, and walks out 106 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: as sad piano music plays. 107 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 6: He was sad. 108 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 5: It was sad. 109 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, now alone. Amy turns to Alan, I hate this. 110 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: He puts his arm around her and kisses her forehead. 111 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 3: I know I think they should have signed a loan 112 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 3: for them. You do, yes, I don't. I think you know, 113 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 3: I think the point. 114 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:39,039 Speaker 4: The point is are you showing responsibility and taking on 115 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 4: more responsibility? And I feel like when Corey shows up 116 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 4: and says I have a plan, We're going to be 117 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 4: able to pay this off, that that is going to 118 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 4: your parents and saying I'm trying to, I need to, 119 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 4: I want to take the next step in life. And 120 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 4: I'm like, I think that if your kid is that responsible. 121 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 5: You're risking of it because if they do default on 122 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 5: the loan, they come after you and your. 123 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: And if they go, we don't have the money to 124 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,040 Speaker 1: easily cover it. 125 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 4: If you evaluate your kid right, which in this case, 126 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 4: evaluate Corey into Panga, Uh, I think I would take 127 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 4: that bet that they're going. 128 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 3: To be responsible. 129 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 4: Like Corey's not a troublemaker, He's not a lazy guy. 130 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 2: Like what, we have a job? You said yourself a job. 131 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 4: I'm imagining that they have a job because in my 132 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 4: mind to Panga definitely has a job, and like I 133 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 4: could or you know, a plan, Like I just don't. 134 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,839 Speaker 1: I agree that they're they'd set it up in this scene. 135 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: First you get a job, then you get a house. 136 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: If if this were my real life scenario and I 137 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 1: were going to my parents. Yes, my dad absolutely would 138 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 1: have co signed on a loan for me. And by 139 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 1: the way, did I think because I when I bought 140 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: my when I bought my first house, I had no 141 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: real credit history. And and it's weird when you buy 142 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: a place and you're an actor and they want like 143 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: three years of your last pay stubs and it's like, well, 144 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,719 Speaker 1: two years ago, i made a ton of money and 145 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: the last two years I've made zero money. Like, my 146 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 1: dad did co sign on a place for me. But 147 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,160 Speaker 1: my dad would have wanted to see if I were 148 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: Corey into Panga, what job did you have? Can I 149 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: see your past ubs? How much are you making? How 150 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: long have you had this job? Are there any pitfalls 151 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 1: you see? Is there a reason you think you might 152 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: get fired or that you might not want to keep 153 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: this job? My dad would want to see a very 154 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: well thought out, for lack of a better term, business plan. 155 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 6: Yeah. 156 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: And then we're in Corey Intopanga's department. Angela inspects their 157 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: rusty oven and tells Topanga it's nice. She responds loudly Liyah. 158 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: Angela admits, when you said stinkhole, I really didn't think 159 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: it was a stinkhole, but it is it is a stinkhole, 160 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:54,680 Speaker 1: isn't it? 161 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 2: I didn't need to hear. 162 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 1: We say it too many times. It's just normal, is 163 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:01,680 Speaker 1: forget we hear it? 164 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay. 165 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Sean takes a look at the place and decides, 166 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 1: I think it has possibilities. Corey wonders, like what greasefire, 167 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: wrecking ball or the place just falls apart on its 168 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: own because it knows it should. Sean tries to look 169 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 1: at the bright side. This is the type of place 170 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 1: we always said we wanted to live in, right, Corey 171 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 1: reminds him he's married now, but Tapega immediately jumps in, no, hey, 172 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: if you guys want to live here, you can go 173 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 1: right ahead. Sean and Angela suggest various ways to redecorate 174 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: their little space, a bookshelf, a romantic photograph. Corey explains, guys, 175 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: we're not gonna fix this place up. Okay, it's not 176 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: like we're gonna live here. Sean wonders where they plan 177 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,760 Speaker 1: on living then, and Tapanga tells them about the dream 178 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,440 Speaker 1: house with a nook, but Sean still doesn't get it. 179 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 1: Corey asks, what's not to get We hate this house 180 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 1: and I'm going to get us into that other house 181 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 1: with or without my cheapskate dad, Sean points out, they've 182 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: already got a great place to start. Why don't you 183 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: slow down for a second and take a look around you. 184 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 1: This is your place, man, fix it up. Have an imagination. 185 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:04,280 Speaker 1: Corey laughs, you have an imagination. Look what we've got here, Sean, 186 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,560 Speaker 1: imagine this is the water you drink. He turns on 187 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:10,600 Speaker 1: the faucet and brown water come shooting out. Corey catches 188 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 1: it in a glass and offers it to Sean. Go ahead, 189 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: drink the mud. Sean snaps at him. Corey, imagine you 190 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: have some pride in the place and fix the rusty pipes. 191 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: You want to live in a nice place, you're going 192 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:22,679 Speaker 1: to have to work at it. 193 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 2: I like it. 194 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:24,200 Speaker 1: I like it. 195 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 4: Hearing all this, I was surprised that Sean doesn't bring 196 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,959 Speaker 4: up his upbringing, right, I thought so too. It seems 197 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 4: like an easy thing to be like, dude, you know, 198 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,640 Speaker 4: I lived in a trailer and. 199 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,840 Speaker 1: I loved it and it was just my hole. 200 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 4: Yeah. The home is wherever you make out of it, 201 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 4: you know, Like I don't know. It's surprising that the 202 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,560 Speaker 4: writers didn't fall back on that. 203 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,320 Speaker 1: They kept all the on the nose dialogue for the 204 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 1: Bee storyline, I am a spoiled brat who gets whatever 205 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 1: she wants hippotism land, and on this one they wanted 206 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,120 Speaker 1: us to read between the lines ambiguous. 207 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 2: With the Sean storyline. 208 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:02,959 Speaker 1: Exactly, you want to live in a nice place, You're 209 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 1: going to have to work at it, and then someday 210 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,480 Speaker 1: maybe you'll be lying next to each other on the 211 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: floor with the sun streaming in the window, drinking coffee 212 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,319 Speaker 1: and reading the newspaper, which, as Will pointed out, is 213 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: apparently the textbook definition of marriage. 214 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 2: You ever hit the pinnacle of marriage? 215 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 5: My friend were sharing a newspaper on the floor, sipping coffee. 216 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: Marriage. It should be on the post, on the poster 217 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: for marriage. 218 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 3: It should. 219 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 1: Corey scoffs, that's easy for you to say, mister. I 220 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: live with my girlfriend in a great apartment that I 221 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 1: lucked into and you know what, you guys aren't even married. 222 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 3: How fair is that. 223 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,520 Speaker 1: After a few seconds of silence, Sean admits I don't know, 224 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: thanks for. 225 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 7: Having us, and I was like, yes, angsty, Sean is back. 226 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 2: I was so happy to see him. 227 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,000 Speaker 4: I was like, there, he is. 228 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 2: Kind of existential Christ. 229 00:10:52,920 --> 00:11:01,600 Speaker 3: And walk out. I was open your face. Uh. 230 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,959 Speaker 4: At this point, Rachel is moving out. Yeah, Cory to 231 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 4: Mega can move in. Yep, they could even have separate 232 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 4: bedrooms because exactly, it's so dumb. 233 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 5: Do you want to you want to mopen a stinkhole? 234 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,880 Speaker 5: What's happened in my friend? 235 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,040 Speaker 3: I'm gonna open your stinkhole? 236 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:20,760 Speaker 1: Shut up? 237 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,200 Speaker 2: Okay, so moping in a stink hoole? 238 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 1: Oh god, I got four body chills again. Oh my god. 239 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: Angela quickly follows suit and politely adds, we had a 240 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,760 Speaker 1: very nice time to paying a yells atter again. Liar 241 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: now alone in their whole Corey into paying a share 242 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,560 Speaker 1: a moment of sadness. 243 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,320 Speaker 3: It's funny that pole is like easier. 244 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,199 Speaker 1: It doesn't take it as much it is. 245 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,199 Speaker 3: It's so true. 246 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,920 Speaker 2: Then your hithole doesn't sound too good. 247 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 1: We're in the student union. We are uncomfortably zoomed in 248 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:07,120 Speaker 1: on bridgets butt while she's. 249 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 3: Playing I couldn't actually this is like that. 250 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 4: This is like one of the few times I feel like, 251 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,480 Speaker 4: I mean, well, I guess our show is pretty yeah, 252 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 4: but but it's like using the camera to actually zoom 253 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,080 Speaker 4: in on a. 254 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,840 Speaker 5: And I get They cut their pulling back and then 255 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 5: it's supposed to be that Eric is leering at her, 256 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,720 Speaker 5: which doesn't make it any better, But there is something 257 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,200 Speaker 5: about the camera shot itself that does take it to 258 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,040 Speaker 5: another level. 259 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 4: The gas man yeah oh. 260 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 1: Nearby, Eric admits to Jack, I can't keep my eyes 261 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: off her tushy. Jack grabs him to bring him back 262 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 1: to reality. You must don't let that tushy control you. 263 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 1: Eric repeats, bad tushy, and Jack emphasizes the point evil, 264 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,760 Speaker 1: but Eric still walks towards her. I want it. Jack 265 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,400 Speaker 1: holds him back. She knows you want it, she knows 266 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,320 Speaker 1: you'd be her pet. 267 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 3: Interesting question, and maybe do you? 268 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 4: I mean because Michael had worked with coal right, like 269 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,520 Speaker 4: they went back, Like does that make this kind of 270 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:08,400 Speaker 4: camera shot okay for him? Because like I don't know 271 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,640 Speaker 4: if he would have zoomed in on a guest star's butt, 272 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,520 Speaker 4: Like that's a really bold camera thing to do. We've 273 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 4: had lots of like hot girls and we augle them 274 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,640 Speaker 4: in that's, but for the camera itself, for the show 275 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 4: itself to begin zoomed in like that's. 276 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,960 Speaker 1: We also have never commented on whether or not someone's 277 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 1: body had been surgically and but we did with her. 278 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 1: But we do with her, So it one hundred percent 279 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 1: think their familiarity, yes, and child she was treated less respectfully. 280 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 5: Yes, differently it was or I think yes, yes, you 281 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 5: know what, it's so funny we see it as less respectfully. 282 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 2: It would be Michael being like, well, she's a friend exactly. 283 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 3: I know, because it's because. 284 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,520 Speaker 2: John defyant, Yeah, buying her. 285 00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 3: This job and it's a good part. 286 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,959 Speaker 2: She knows. I'm like this, he knows exactly the thing. 287 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,679 Speaker 4: But I yeah, it just occurred to me that, like, 288 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 4: I don't think he would have gotten away with that shot. 289 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 4: I don't think we would have even tried it attempted. 290 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 4: You know, you just have a hot girl and you 291 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 4: have that, but the camera itself, yeah, and then making 292 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 4: a yeah. 293 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:18,439 Speaker 3: I think that that's because of familiarity. 294 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,840 Speaker 2: And I have I have an honest question. Is there 295 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 2: anything redeeming about this beast story? Anything? 296 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 4: I mean, I think Danielle pointed out that it could 297 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 4: have the dynamic of of Matt Lauren Jack meeting another Jack, 298 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 4: like meeting a female version of him is a cool idea, 299 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,520 Speaker 4: and I like that he like that that he's not 300 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,240 Speaker 4: going to fall for her, like that first bit. 301 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,680 Speaker 3: Where he's like I'm basically the male version of you. 302 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,640 Speaker 3: I thought it was. I think that's a cool observation. 303 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 4: And it's nice for Jack to be a little self 304 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 4: aware about him, like being a rich party boy. That 305 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,400 Speaker 4: is cool that and I wish they did more of 306 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 4: that throughout the show because it gives. 307 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:57,840 Speaker 3: It more of a character. 308 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: It's smilarly to the episode. Keep bringing up the monkey episode, 309 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 1: similarly to the way Jack learned about himself that there 310 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:10,440 Speaker 1: is a downside to what he's like. It would have 311 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: been redeeming and nice if she taught him something about himself. 312 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 1: And if the lesson of this had actually been that 313 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 1: he becomes a better person because of something she inadvertently 314 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 1: teaches him because he sees a similarity in them, then 315 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 1: that would have been redeeming. But they set something up 316 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 1: and sucking, so Eric is thrilled. Did she say that 317 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 1: Jack calls Bridget a sadist just looking for a masochist, 318 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,480 Speaker 1: and again Eric is elated. Did she say that this 319 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: is another one of our moments from the season seven 320 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:48,200 Speaker 1: Bluebers where you grab Matt's muscle and say, guy, you're 321 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,800 Speaker 1: well built, and he goes, thank you, and then he 322 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,920 Speaker 1: has to get back into characters. 323 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:52,720 Speaker 2: It's favorite. 324 00:15:53,160 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 7: Thanks, You're like the way you do it, really God, 325 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:07,320 Speaker 7: you're really really well built. 326 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 3: So earnestly. Just thanks you. 327 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 4: He's like thanks, and then he's like, con so funny, funny, 328 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 329 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: Jack kicks it up a notch. Here's what she'll say, 330 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: clean the toilets, ground the espresso, count the cups, and 331 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: then you'll say, I will get to it when I'm 332 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 1: good and ready. Show shut your cake hole, Irene. Do 333 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: we know where Irene came from? 334 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 4: Okay, cake hole, stinkhole, cakele versus, I'll take a cake hole. 335 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 2: Of the week. 336 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 5: Also, we we really show in this episode again there 337 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 5: is a fashionation with the word tushy. 338 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we love tushy. 339 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 2: Tushy all the time, all the time. For season tushy. 340 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 4: The last episode, your mama wiped my tushy. 341 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's the word for it. We say tushy 342 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:53,760 Speaker 2: all the time. 343 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,480 Speaker 1: Eric responds, her name is Bridgett, and I wrote her 344 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: this poem. He pulls out a comically large piece of 345 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 1: paper and begins reciting bridget you make me fidget. Then 346 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,439 Speaker 1: he holds the ginormous piece of paper back up and 347 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: returns it to his pocket. That's all he's got. I 348 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: feel like that was a will thing. I'm on cute, 349 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,439 Speaker 1: it's funny on cube. Bridget appears, Hello, pretty boys. She 350 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,159 Speaker 1: takes a seat on the coffee bar and asks, have 351 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,639 Speaker 1: you scrubbed the toilets, ground, the espresso, counted the cups. 352 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: Jack puts on a brave face and confidently answers, I 353 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,359 Speaker 1: will get to it when I'm good and ready, so 354 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,479 Speaker 1: shut your cake hole, Irene. Bridget looks to Eric, how 355 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: about you, bonehead? Jack whispers with encouragement, cakele, Cakele. Eric pauses, 356 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 1: not knowing what to say, and then blurts out Jack 357 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 1: thinks you're a bad girl and I'll fall prey to 358 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: your tushy. Jack is very disappointed as Eric calmly continues, 359 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: I think you're a sweet little farm girl who likes 360 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 1: to hold hands on the porch. Bridget sticks out her 361 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,840 Speaker 1: leg and matter of factly demands Eric to take off 362 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 1: her shoe and suck her third toe. Eric's face slides 363 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 1: up and he falls to the ground without hesitation. Bridget 364 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: turns her attention back to Jack. 365 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:00,719 Speaker 3: This is really it? Huh? Are you're thinking that there 366 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 3: was another? Nope? Turn or point to the storyline. 367 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 1: Nope, nope, by the way, you're fired with that, Eric 368 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: calls out from the floor, and I'm in a brand new, 369 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,640 Speaker 1: healthy relationship, all right. 370 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,480 Speaker 5: A what the and B If I had to do 371 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 5: it over again, I would have said that with my mouthful. 372 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:28,439 Speaker 1: No, right, but it's true. Then we're in Corey in 373 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: Tepega's dorm. To PEG's depressed on the couch as Corey 374 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,920 Speaker 1: paces the living room. He's venting about Sean, claiming he's 375 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 1: in a cushy apartment, living the good life, eating bonbonds. 376 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 1: Tapega admits a bookshelf would look cute in the corner, 377 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,880 Speaker 1: but Corey doesn't want to hear it. You know, we're 378 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,440 Speaker 1: a bookshelf would look good in the nook. To Pega 379 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: breaks it to him, We're not going to have a 380 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: nook right now, He desperately asks, we're not to Penga 381 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 1: reiterates no. Corey takes a look around and sighs, So 382 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,879 Speaker 1: we live here now? She nods. He takes a spot 383 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 1: next to her on the couch and asks, what if 384 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 1: I built us a nook. She explains there isn't any room, 385 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 1: so Corey asks, what if I fix the sink? Topanga 386 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 1: asks if he knows how to fix a sink, and 387 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,080 Speaker 1: he admits no. She laughs, you never thought you'd ever 388 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 1: have to fix a sink, did you? Corey chuckles no, 389 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:17,320 Speaker 1: and so Tapanga offers to help. He's shocked, haha, you 390 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:19,360 Speaker 1: know how to fix a sink. Now it's her turn 391 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,400 Speaker 1: to admit she has no clue. Corey states, so neither 392 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: one of us knows how to fix a sink. She 393 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:27,320 Speaker 1: looks at him. Together, they get it from the couch, 394 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:29,640 Speaker 1: ready to team up. Corey warns her as he takes 395 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: his spot underneath the scene. I now loved that whole 396 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,119 Speaker 1: part on the couch was. 397 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 5: Good that part, this part I didn't like ouse next part. 398 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: Before I go under there, I gotta tell you, whatever 399 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 1: you do, it's very important that you do not. And 400 00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:44,720 Speaker 1: before he can finish the sentence to Panga turns on 401 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,200 Speaker 1: the faucet and Corey shrieks, do not turn on the water. 402 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,720 Speaker 1: She quickly turns it off. I'm sorry, did something bad happen? 403 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,440 Speaker 1: Corey pops back up and we see brown sludge all 404 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: over his face and shirt. He points a finger at Topanga, 405 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 1: possibly on the brink of breaking, and says, you tell 406 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,119 Speaker 1: me to. Penga wins this. She's so sorry. Corey opens 407 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,320 Speaker 1: his arms for an embrace. Okay, you gotta hug me. 408 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 1: She yells no and starts to run away. 409 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 5: This part, to me, all of a sudden, turned into 410 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,240 Speaker 5: a little bit of a high school play. 411 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. 412 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,320 Speaker 5: I don't know if it was the blocking or the 413 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:19,640 Speaker 5: acting in this one specific part, but it seemed very stiff. 414 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 2: Yeah this part. 415 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:24,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. She teases him get away from me, swamp thing. 416 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,320 Speaker 1: Corey screams, swamp thing wants the booty Tapenga jumps onto 417 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 1: the couch and jokingly yells, it's after me. I must 418 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: warn the village. Corey threatens, no, no, I'm taking you 419 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 1: back to the swamp to do things to. Penga throws 420 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,600 Speaker 1: her arms in the air and Corey's about to grab 421 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: her when there's a knock at the door. 422 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,360 Speaker 4: Before we go further in the episode, I've heard back 423 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,119 Speaker 4: from Nate Brewer. Yes, oh, and so he had texted 424 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,400 Speaker 4: me we're all just bosos on the bus and I said, wait, 425 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 4: what was that one? And he said, that's the record 426 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,480 Speaker 4: it came from. Check out this video fire sign theater 427 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,639 Speaker 4: Bozos on the bus. I think your brother found the 428 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 4: old record at your parents' house and we were probably 429 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,399 Speaker 4: high out of. 430 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 3: Our minds and listen to it. I will try to 431 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,600 Speaker 3: find this sound bite. 432 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,639 Speaker 4: And he sent me a YouTube link and at five 433 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 4: point twenty they say, Unhappy Macnam. 434 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,880 Speaker 3: It's like, now you have to play it right, doesn't stop. 435 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,640 Speaker 2: Please now listen to me. This is worker speaking. 436 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,040 Speaker 3: Open your gate doctor. 437 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 4: I have no idea what this is, but is that 438 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,400 Speaker 4: like it's really trippy. 439 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:45,040 Speaker 8: Mom damnd it's repeating. He's saying Macnam, mom man, ma'am, 440 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,639 Speaker 8: ma'am madam. 441 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 2: My memory laugh. 442 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,879 Speaker 3: Read Unhappy Macnam. 443 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 8: Unhappy Macnam sistat up time nine. 444 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,919 Speaker 3: Away for None orders took. So. 445 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,400 Speaker 4: I think the idea was that it was like a 446 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 4: bad drug trip that they had and they were like, 447 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,199 Speaker 4: listening to this album that my parents had. Whatever, this 448 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:15,440 Speaker 4: is comedy, classic Shoes for Industry, hilarious. 449 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the best of what are their regular albums? 450 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:20,520 Speaker 5: Like? 451 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,280 Speaker 4: So yeah, So I think the idea was it was 452 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 4: just pure psychedelic weirdness. And so whenever we were around 453 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,240 Speaker 4: people that were making us uncomfortable, we would look at 454 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,160 Speaker 4: each other and go mc no, I'm like I'm having 455 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:32,879 Speaker 4: a bad trip. 456 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 1: There you go there, it is there, it is I 457 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:42,760 Speaker 1: can just before Oh god, you know what. I'm so 458 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,400 Speaker 1: glad when we have these little moments and then they 459 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,680 Speaker 1: just take us a little deeper into the life of writer, 460 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,200 Speaker 1: the childhood life of writer. 461 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 5: The Fireside Theater was an American surreal comedy troupe who 462 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,440 Speaker 5: first appeared on November seventeenth, nineteen sixty six, and live 463 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 5: performance on the Los Angeles radio program Radio Free OZ. 464 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 2: They continued appearing on Radio Friage later moved to k RLA. 465 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 5: They produced fifteen albums, fifteen. 466 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,159 Speaker 4: Albums, Holy must have done well, Wow, that is a 467 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,720 Speaker 4: deep cut, man, It is a deep cut. 468 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,680 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Well, Corey whins, oh, wouldn't you know it? 469 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,639 Speaker 1: Swamp thing, though he fustweighted. It's Kelly, the neighbor with 470 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,880 Speaker 1: the baby, who looks like she's at her wits end. 471 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 1: She won't go to sleep, she hasn't slept in three weeks, 472 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:26,919 Speaker 1: and neither of I. 473 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,440 Speaker 2: Did she knock this time? 474 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:28,920 Speaker 1: Yes? 475 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:29,920 Speaker 2: Okay, thank god? 476 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 6: Yeah. 477 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,680 Speaker 1: She asks if she can just lean against their doorframe 478 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: to get the baby to settle, and Tapanga tells Corey 479 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,920 Speaker 1: that Kelly and the baby are here and he's already 480 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,280 Speaker 1: over at the sink. You guys got a five eighths 481 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 1: crescent wrench. Peg is impressed he figured out how to 482 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 1: fix it. He says, no, I just want to hit 483 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,560 Speaker 1: myself over the head. Kelly winceys, I'm sorry. Was I 484 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 1: interrupting something? Corey answers, well, we were playing a nice 485 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,600 Speaker 1: little game of swamp thing. Kelly smiles and walks into 486 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,199 Speaker 1: the apartment without asking. Oh, yeah, swamp thing. I remember 487 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,359 Speaker 1: playing swamp thing with my husband. You know what you 488 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,239 Speaker 1: get at the end of the game. Corey wonders, what's that? 489 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 1: She quickly bursts his bubble, pointing to the screaming baby 490 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:09,800 Speaker 1: on her shoulder. Hello, Corey tells Tapanga, I don't want 491 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,080 Speaker 1: to play anymore. Topanga offers that they watch the baby, 492 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 1: so Kelly can go see a movie. I don't know 493 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:19,439 Speaker 1: why Topanga thinks that's what the mom who hasn't slept 494 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,720 Speaker 1: in three weeks once. 495 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,439 Speaker 2: Or take a nap? Why don't you take it? You 496 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 2: lay down? 497 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? Why does she say go see a movie? 498 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 2: A rollercoaster? 499 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,040 Speaker 4: But isn't it funny that didn't we say this last episode? 500 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 4: We said, why does the topanga offer to watch the baby? 501 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 2: And I was like, I was, we were ahead of 502 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:36,879 Speaker 2: we were ahead of it. 503 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Why don't you just go to a water park, 504 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,360 Speaker 5: take a second. 505 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,639 Speaker 1: Take some time. 506 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:43,760 Speaker 3: Exercise. 507 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,280 Speaker 1: Kelly has taken aback. Oh no, I could never do that. 508 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,960 Speaker 1: Topanga asks why you deserve some time to yourself? And 509 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,800 Speaker 1: Corey and I have everything under control, right, honey. Corey 510 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,960 Speaker 1: is back under the sink. There's something staring at me 511 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,560 Speaker 1: in here to Pega insists go see a movie. Meanwhile, 512 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,600 Speaker 1: Corey's now yelling it's licking me to Panga promises she's 513 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,720 Speaker 1: a really great babysitter. Kelly asks, could I just sleep 514 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 1: for an hour instead? 515 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:09,960 Speaker 2: Fair question? 516 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,040 Speaker 1: Fair question? Still under the saint Cory insists, in a 517 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,640 Speaker 1: billy crystal, you look marvelous accent, sleep as long as 518 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,399 Speaker 1: you need, Darling. Finally willing to accept the help, Kelly 519 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,639 Speaker 1: briefs to Panga she just dates, so you might need 520 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 1: to burper and if she gets fussy, she likes itsy 521 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 1: bitsy spider the best. Topanga smiles and tells her to 522 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,119 Speaker 1: get some sleep. Kelly hands over the crying baby and 523 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 1: thanks her with no hen here, by the. 524 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,040 Speaker 5: Way, no diapers, not a bag, nothing, here's the kid 525 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,080 Speaker 5: in a blanket. 526 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,800 Speaker 1: Good luck, enjoy the stinkhole. 527 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,160 Speaker 3: Yeah. 528 00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: On her way out, she tells Stefanga, you're a really 529 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,639 Speaker 1: good neighbor. I'm glad you're here. Tapanga thanks her and 530 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,199 Speaker 1: begins to sing itsy Bitsy Spider to Savannah, who is 531 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,600 Speaker 1: no longer crying. Savannah the name of the baby. 532 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 5: I think, so that's apparently now that, by the way, 533 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,879 Speaker 5: the only thing that makes my grandson laugh instantly. 534 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,000 Speaker 2: It'sy Bitsy Spider. 535 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 5: Oh so the second we heard that too, and I 536 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,639 Speaker 5: were like, well, that's true to life. 537 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,880 Speaker 3: That's cute. Its love it. 538 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: She takes a seat on the floor with the baby 539 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,920 Speaker 1: and asks Corey, how's that water spout going sport? Which 540 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 1: is hard to say. I don't know why that was 541 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,760 Speaker 1: the line, you know, wat. 542 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,560 Speaker 5: You know what's even harder than that, though, is fixing 543 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 5: a sink with no tools, no tools or any equipment 544 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 5: or any new pipes at all. 545 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,600 Speaker 2: It's just him underneath, underneath. 546 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,480 Speaker 1: Just drinking the muddy water. 547 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,840 Speaker 2: It literally is done. 548 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,200 Speaker 4: D That made me so mad because it's like, literally 549 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,439 Speaker 4: the point is you have to do something and then. 550 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 1: Hold on, my laptop's broken, you got it. 551 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,920 Speaker 4: But I mean it's like the it just ruins the 552 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,479 Speaker 4: whole lesson, Like the whole lesson of this is like 553 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 4: it should take hard work. So dissolved show that he 554 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 4: has to go get something. 555 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 5: Figure there's different pieces of it all over the place, 556 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,959 Speaker 5: and this this doesn't seem to be working anymore. 557 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:57,000 Speaker 3: I know, dosolve. It's like if it's literally just put 558 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,120 Speaker 3: your head to them. It's like, yeah, I hate it. It 559 00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,959 Speaker 3: drove me crazy. 560 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,359 Speaker 5: It did for me as well, and it was like 561 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:02,720 Speaker 5: what the hep But at the same time, I was 562 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,560 Speaker 5: also thinking, this is ninety nine. If you didn't know 563 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 5: what you were doing in ninety nine and you had 564 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,680 Speaker 5: to do this, you had to have the entire set 565 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,159 Speaker 5: of those time life books. 566 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, like how to fix your house Time life books. 567 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, ain't no YouTube. So yeah, but was he drove 568 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,280 Speaker 2: me crazy too? I was like, he literally doesn't even 569 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,480 Speaker 2: have a wrench, he doesn't have anything. 570 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,040 Speaker 8: I know. 571 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:25,480 Speaker 1: I did just buy that he had tools under there already. 572 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,200 Speaker 3: Why because Corey, they didn't even they don't have stuff 573 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 3: a sandwich. They don't have enough money for food. 574 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,399 Speaker 1: Apparently I love tuna sandwiches. 575 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,639 Speaker 2: I did too, not the airwan tuna though we tried 576 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,639 Speaker 2: that yesterday. It's disgusting. It's soshy. 577 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,360 Speaker 1: Oh it was gross. I don't like that. You got 578 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,320 Speaker 1: to get an egcel of sandwich from seven to eleven. 579 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,080 Speaker 2: Sixty two dollars. 580 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, he admits, I don't know, but it's he bitsy 581 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 1: spider just laid about five million eggs ut my nose 582 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,000 Speaker 1: to Panga asks mister plumber if it's fixed yet, and 583 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,359 Speaker 1: Corey can't believe her. How could I have fixed it? 584 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,680 Speaker 1: How could anybody do anything good around here? He turns 585 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,399 Speaker 1: the same back on and it's brown, but then it 586 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:08,679 Speaker 1: magically turns crystal clear. Corey's in shock. They have clear 587 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,439 Speaker 1: water now, she points out, and you fixed it. Corey 588 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,560 Speaker 1: is beaming. We did this, We did it. I feel incredible. 589 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: What a great day for me. Tapanga pulls the blanket 590 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,199 Speaker 1: from the baby's face. Isn't that incredible? But then she 591 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,480 Speaker 1: notices Savannah is finally asleep. She went to sleep for me. 592 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,840 Speaker 1: She's comfortable here. And in case you haven't put it 593 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,480 Speaker 1: together yourself, Corey looks at the baby, then the clear water, 594 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 1: and then he nods. We are back at Angela and 595 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,400 Speaker 1: Sean's apartment. Sean Angela are lying on the floor reading 596 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,200 Speaker 1: the newspaper. 597 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're lying on the floor reading the newspaper, perfect. 598 00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: Drinking coffee, just as Corey predicted her. Angela loves their 599 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,040 Speaker 1: life and Sean admits it's what I've always wanted. She 600 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,680 Speaker 1: asks him are you happy, and a somewhat perplexed Sean nods, 601 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 1: I'm as happy as I'm going to get. Angela wonders 602 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,600 Speaker 1: what does that mean, and he answers, we don't deserve this, Angela, 603 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,400 Speaker 1: not yet. This came easy for us. What I didn't this? 604 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,120 Speaker 1: I know? 605 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,520 Speaker 4: I don't well who talks like this, who is aware 606 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 4: of themselves as a character and says I don't deserve 607 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 4: this yet? 608 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,760 Speaker 3: It's the weirdest logic. 609 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,520 Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense. 610 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 5: And yet if seventeen year old Rider has said this 611 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,120 Speaker 5: to me, it would have been perfectly in keeping with 612 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,080 Speaker 5: seventeen year old Rider. 613 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,800 Speaker 6: Really, yeah, I. 614 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,040 Speaker 2: Do, because this was you. It's like everything's going really 615 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,440 Speaker 2: good in my life, Hostel. I got to figure out 616 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 2: how I can this up. 617 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 4: I mean, yes, I guess I wouldn't express it that way. 618 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,080 Speaker 3: I would probably not know you working harder? I should 619 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 3: be doing this. Why haven't I accomplished this yet? I 620 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,360 Speaker 3: need to be blah blah. 621 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 4: I can't just relax like and I'm still doing that, yes, 622 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,680 Speaker 4: my wife and say I'm still doing but I'm never 623 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 4: gonna say, you know what, I'm really happy right now. 624 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,840 Speaker 4: And that's a problem I need to make you know, 625 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 4: like I never expressed it this way. 626 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. 627 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 4: The way Sean would actually do this is he would 628 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:20,920 Speaker 4: screw this up. 629 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 3: He would, you know. 630 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,960 Speaker 4: It's like, like Sean's the kind of guy who would 631 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,840 Speaker 4: be it doesn't break up with somebody, he just acts. 632 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,080 Speaker 3: He'd just be so bad that he gets broken up 633 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,320 Speaker 3: with so he can have the responsibility. 634 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,040 Speaker 1: And then he can be the victim. 635 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,080 Speaker 3: Exactly. That's exactly what Sean would do in this situation. 636 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,080 Speaker 4: And like he would just ruin this scene because it's like, 637 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,840 Speaker 4: you know, he's not comfortable with the idea of being happy. 638 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 4: That's a good that's a good character motivation. You don't 639 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 4: just put it in the character's mouth. 640 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 3: It's so weird. No one talks like this hot take. 641 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,720 Speaker 5: The apartment is haunted, and anybody who's in there. 642 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,640 Speaker 1: Is exactly you do say. This came easy for us. 643 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 1: We didn't work at it. It's easy to be happy 644 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,120 Speaker 1: about all this, but what if we were on our 645 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,239 Speaker 1: own and other people weren't helping us pay rent? So 646 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 1: at the very least we could say that. Sean is saying, 647 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:10,960 Speaker 1: you know. 648 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 3: Because we're I feel bad other people. 649 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, like I want if I were really going to 650 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 1: be able, what would we be able to afford? We 651 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:26,760 Speaker 1: could never afford this if we Jack Jack's dad still. 652 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 4: I was helping him pay for college college because ch 653 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,000 Speaker 4: asked him to help out with all that. 654 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, okay, it's weird. 655 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,959 Speaker 1: Angela realizes you're jealous of Corey and Topanga. You're jealous 656 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,000 Speaker 1: of their stinkhole. 657 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 2: Here you go. 658 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,200 Speaker 1: Sean explains, I haven't had a lot of good things 659 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,239 Speaker 1: in my life that really belonged to me, so when 660 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,960 Speaker 1: they come along, I want to do my best to 661 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: protect them and hold on to them. I'm not going 662 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 1: to let anything bad happen to this relationship. Angela shakes 663 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,400 Speaker 1: her head. You're such a sap. Why can't you just 664 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,760 Speaker 1: be happy? Sean is adamant, because this is not real life. 665 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,920 Speaker 1: It's not like Corey and Tapanga. You and I we're 666 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,440 Speaker 1: just playing house. Angela is startled. You want what Corey 667 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:11,080 Speaker 1: and Topanga have? Do you want to get married. Sean chuckles, 668 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 1: are you proposing? She clarifies, I'm just asking, and Sean 669 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: tells her not yet, and Angela laughs. She appears to 670 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,120 Speaker 1: feel the same way. Sean throws his arm around her. 671 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 1: But someday, if and when we do, I promise we'll 672 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,040 Speaker 1: have a stinkhole just like Corey and Tapanga. Angela makes 673 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 1: him promise, and she sighs, Oh, I'm looking forward to it. 674 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,400 Speaker 1: Sean nods me too, and then a sweet moment passes 675 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,920 Speaker 1: between them, before Angela looks off camer and wonders, who's 676 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: going to break it to him? We Panda their new 677 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 1: saint Bernard clueless lounging on the floor. 678 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,640 Speaker 2: How do you know they named it clueless? 679 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,560 Speaker 3: That's really sweet? So wait, they are not going to 680 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,680 Speaker 3: live together? Is that? 681 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 2: This is no? 682 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,360 Speaker 6: Now? 683 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,959 Speaker 1: Angela's moving out and Eric and Jack are moving in 684 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,240 Speaker 1: with you? 685 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,280 Speaker 2: I don't like Wait, so Eric and Jack are going 686 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:10,600 Speaker 2: to live with Sean again? Yes, the ven diagram needed. 687 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,160 Speaker 4: Hold on, but what do I say in this? Because 688 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,720 Speaker 4: I didn't quite understand that. 689 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,920 Speaker 1: We're just playing house. I'm not going to let anything 690 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,120 Speaker 1: bad happen to our relationship, but we're just playing house. 691 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: And if and when we do decide to get married, 692 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,280 Speaker 1: the place we will live in together will be a stinkle? 693 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,040 Speaker 3: When does she say I'm moving out in the tag? 694 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:26,600 Speaker 2: In the tag? 695 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:27,280 Speaker 3: Right? 696 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,160 Speaker 4: But so why do we say who's going to break 697 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 4: it to him through the dog? As if we've already 698 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,840 Speaker 4: made a decision to do something. 699 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Speaker 1: They think that that conversation was clear. Yeah, but they 700 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,440 Speaker 1: think the audience. They think the audience picked up on 701 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,080 Speaker 1: the idea that what you guys just agreed was that 702 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,920 Speaker 1: you were no longer going to live together. But that 703 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:44,680 Speaker 1: is not clear. 704 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 3: It is not clear that I'm so baffled. I was like, Yeah, what, 705 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,120 Speaker 3: who's going to bring what? 706 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,920 Speaker 4: Like, we just decided to not get married, which is 707 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,120 Speaker 4: a cool, fun moment, But then why does that imply 708 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,520 Speaker 4: we have to also move out? 709 00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:01,120 Speaker 1: No, the not needing to move out came from we 710 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,520 Speaker 1: didn't earn this. People are helping us pay rent, and 711 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,120 Speaker 1: we have to do. 712 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 3: With not being together. I don't understand or not living together. 713 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,839 Speaker 2: I love that you're still trying to figure it out. 714 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,239 Speaker 5: Yeah, so did you watch the b story of this episode? 715 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,320 Speaker 3: Go suck a toe exactly. 716 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 1: We're in the Matthews living room, Amy and Alan are 717 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,880 Speaker 1: cuddled up on the couch reading the newspaper. Marriage drinking 718 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,719 Speaker 1: coffee together beverage the position we recognize as marriage. Then 719 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,600 Speaker 1: Corey into Panga walk through the kitchen door. Corey's holding 720 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,200 Speaker 1: a crystal clear glass of water. Drink this, you know, 721 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,880 Speaker 1: signing no money, giving us, no letting us stay in 722 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 1: your house, little wisp of a man. Drink it. Alan 723 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,200 Speaker 1: cautiously asks, is it poison? To Panga explains it was 724 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: before Corey fixed it. Alan is surprised he fixed pipes 725 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:51,200 Speaker 1: dear to Panga casually adds, while I was playing with 726 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,920 Speaker 1: the baby. Alan quips they had a baby. Dear. Corey 727 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 1: goes into detail. I was gonna call you to come 728 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 1: over and help me fix the pipes, but I didn't 729 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 1: want know why because I didn't think you'd help me. 730 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,040 Speaker 1: Would you have helped me? The answer should be hell, 731 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,600 Speaker 1: of course, Alan shakes his head. No, Corey knew it. Well, 732 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,479 Speaker 1: we fix the pipes ourselves. Amy asks how they feel 733 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,320 Speaker 1: about that, and Corey admits, proud, very proud of us. Okay. 734 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,000 Speaker 1: He pulls his wife in close to Panga and I 735 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,480 Speaker 1: are going to paint our place. We're going to put 736 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,200 Speaker 1: in a bookshelf, and when we can afford it, we're 737 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,680 Speaker 1: going to buy that house with the nook without your help. 738 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,719 Speaker 1: What do you have to say to that? Alan stands up. 739 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,080 Speaker 1: I'd say you finally figured it out. He and Amy 740 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,600 Speaker 1: raise their glasses and she adds, welcome to being an adult. 741 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,480 Speaker 2: He couldn't wipe his face off before he still got 742 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 2: over his face. Did you notice that? 743 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:45,360 Speaker 1: I know he literally couldn't even he got there. Alan explains, 744 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,520 Speaker 1: when your mother and I got married, we had nothing. 745 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,719 Speaker 1: Nobody would help us. We did fine. Amy adds we 746 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,719 Speaker 1: didn't know it then, but it was the sweetest time 747 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:56,480 Speaker 1: in our lives. Alan clarifies we bonded together forever. We 748 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,799 Speaker 1: fell completely in love because we knew we had made 749 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,120 Speaker 1: a life for ourselves with no nobody's help but our own. 750 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,279 Speaker 1: He tells Cory, I would never take that away from you, son. 751 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,920 Speaker 1: Corey and Tapanga look at each other a little embarrassed, 752 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,160 Speaker 1: and then back at Amy and Alan with huge grins. 753 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,879 Speaker 1: Corey gives Alan a big hug and he says he's 754 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:16,280 Speaker 1: sorry to Pega, grabs Alan's hands. Thanks Dad, I'm calling 755 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,560 Speaker 1: you dad. They all hug and it ends in a 756 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,879 Speaker 1: very sweet moment and then we're in the tag. We're 757 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:27,680 Speaker 1: in Rachel's room, new set alert. Angela's visiting Rachel in 758 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: her new ra digs and Rachel is confused. So you're 759 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:36,760 Speaker 1: telling me your butts out in the street, Angela explains, well, Sean, 760 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,360 Speaker 1: Jack and Eric are gonna take over the apartment because 761 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,440 Speaker 1: there's three bedrooms, and that's what makes sense. 762 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,160 Speaker 2: Uh huh, none of this makes it, None of this, 763 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 2: she could start. 764 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:48,960 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 765 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,160 Speaker 1: Rachel nods, but your butt's out on the street. Angela agrees. 766 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,359 Speaker 1: But if you talk to my last roommate, I bet 767 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,520 Speaker 1: she'll give you some good references. Rachel jokes, you know what, 768 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,919 Speaker 1: I know her, and she is a very beautiful woman. 769 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,959 Speaker 1: Angela agrees that she is. Rachel adds, and she would 770 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,120 Speaker 1: love to have you as her roommate. Angela lights up. Really, 771 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,680 Speaker 1: Rachel gives her a big hug. It's a yes, But 772 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,719 Speaker 1: Rachel still has one big question. Who's getting the dog? 773 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,560 Speaker 1: Then we cut to the boy's apartment. Eric is napping 774 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,359 Speaker 1: on the couch talking in his sleep. Oh, Bridget, your 775 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,279 Speaker 1: breath's so warm. The camera pulls out to reveal that 776 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,279 Speaker 1: the same Bernard is sprawled out on top of him. 777 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,280 Speaker 1: Eric and Jack watch on from the stairs. Should they intervene? 778 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,120 Speaker 1: Jack says no, they actually make a cute couple. Eric 779 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,360 Speaker 1: continues to sleep talk Bridget. I got two words for you, 780 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,800 Speaker 1: Tictac with that the same, Bernard breathes directly into his face. 781 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,480 Speaker 5: That's a fun place to be, by the way, under 782 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,319 Speaker 5: a big dog, just lying on a couch. 783 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 1: Just panting on you. Yeah, that's marriage cuddling. So yeah, 784 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,640 Speaker 1: none of that made sense, None of that, Like. 785 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,920 Speaker 4: I don't, I did not understand it, like I just don't. No, 786 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 4: But it's it's all presented as if it like makes 787 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,400 Speaker 4: a logical sense. 788 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,319 Speaker 1: It really presented as is. Let's not. No, let's talk 789 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,880 Speaker 1: about it for too long. So the guys are going 790 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,560 Speaker 1: to move in there because the three bedrooms. That makes sense. 791 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,279 Speaker 1: Rushing right along, no time to think about it. Just 792 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,400 Speaker 1: drop that little nugget of information. 793 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,359 Speaker 3: I don't. I didn't. 794 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,279 Speaker 5: I had no recollection that the three of us moved 795 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,200 Speaker 5: back in together either. 796 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,040 Speaker 1: I don't either. 797 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:20,120 Speaker 3: So this is the way we started season six? No, 798 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,120 Speaker 3: when did we. 799 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,279 Speaker 1: Have living in the apartments? Yes? 800 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,960 Speaker 5: If Matt Maddie came on season five, so season six 801 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:25,799 Speaker 5: was us starting there? 802 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,000 Speaker 6: Right? 803 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:26,600 Speaker 5: Oh? 804 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,480 Speaker 2: Yes, it's amazing came in. 805 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:29,839 Speaker 8: Yeah. 806 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,600 Speaker 1: So season five, you guys started living together. 807 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:31,799 Speaker 8: Yea. 808 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 2: Through season five we started living I was still in 809 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,120 Speaker 2: high school. 810 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,200 Speaker 4: There you go, living with you guys right, because we 811 00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,360 Speaker 4: did the Witches of penbroke in there exactly. 812 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,640 Speaker 1: Thank you all for joining us for this episode of 813 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,520 Speaker 1: Pod Meets World. 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